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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But can it reach one million?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit tried organizing a 1 million peak, but it seems like it's become too irrelevant to accomplish that nowadays.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, sure, but herding people to buy a $60 game isn't as easy as getting your glavset buddies from /misc/ to raid a board. Also the game is doing ridiculously well, that's not really changing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it was going to do that I think it would have already.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is putting porn in your game really all it takes now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But leftists have said for years that sex doesn't sell.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But straw man arguments aren't real arguments.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all it takes now
      >now
      that's been the sole reason japanese games had any sales since pc98 was invented.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >westgays really believe this
        go back to self inserting to your troony game Black person while I play the actual GOAT with 0 penises in it and infinite replaying value, Elden Ring

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pre-2010 western game discussion
          >yeah gameplay is good, but they dumbed it down for consoles again

          >pre-2010 jap game discussion
          >chinki-winki chan is maaaah waifuuuu!
          >nooo ching-chong senpai is much cuter! so kawaii!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is being reductive and angry what passes for criticism now?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        When did I say it was criticism /misc/tard?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well it isn't, but you sure tried, Nancy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /v/:
      >complains when a game is censored and won’t stop drooling about WEGs
      >acts like prude when a game has sex scenes
      The hypocrisy is always funny, especially when it’s in the form of seething over a game succeeding like this kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moron take
        The sex isn't the problem. The problem is how fast the sex happens. Majority of characters will jump on your dick instantly. Makes no fricking sense. That and everyone is bi which makes no sense.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly never gave a frick about the sex but the forced bear meme was pure fricking cancer. Just for that i will never touch this game even if i like turn base rpgs.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure it's more the hypocrisy when an anime game does it it's bad but now when a western game does it it's okay now. It's called a double standard but I guess you are too smooth brain to get that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no porn in this game moron, why do you talk about a game you've never played so much.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT WILL NEVER EVER SURPASS ELDEN RING.
    Cope n seethe.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically the west has fallen

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is wrong with you line watchers?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't play games. They just watch steam data.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking true

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >player chart
    >reddit filename
    eat a bullet homosexual.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the shill strategy for when someone dares to call out the shit characters?
    Still pretend sales = quality?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was under the impression that sex didn't sell, and that's why games had to tone down with the objectified women

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex still sells amazingly well. That's a huge reason gacha games make so much bank. The reasons for sex being toned down in western crap is because Americans are massive prudes and think sex = sleaze, so AAA games trying to be "prestigious" and attract investors sanitize all their content as much as possible. They only include sex if it ticks some kind of diversity / inclusion box. They never titillate just for the sake of it because that is "trashy" and not the brand they're trying to create to attract more investors.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >americans are scared of sex but larp like they are not
        >based eurochads make a game where you can frick whoever you like
        >americans lose their fricking minds proving once again that they are actually scared of sex
        lol
        lmao even

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't understand prude mindset. Americans aren't scared of sex, they're obsessed with it, but their culture finds it disgusting / shameful to talk about or glorify sex. This is part of their legacy as a bunch of English colonies. The Anglos are the most sexually repressed people who do not pray to Allah, and the United States was originally founded by a religious sect that was so prudish even the other English people at the time thought it was a bit much.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for Starfield to relieve us from all the BG3 posting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, the only triple A game that managed to retain some numbers is Elden Ring. Triple A games kinda release and then die in a month or so lately. Its all Hype but no substance usually.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name one game whose majority of characters are human and has no Black folk in it, not a single black person.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kingdom Come

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Name one game whose majority of characters are human and has no Black folk in it, not a single black person.
        Final Fantasy 16

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Witcher 3

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elden Ring

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      every fricking time a "woke" game gets successful this always happens

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I say all that and look like that.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOWN DOWN DOWN BY THE RIVER

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow with that many players, surely someone will post some gameplay here. Right?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 12h into the game and my only companions are Gale and Shadowchud.
    Gale said he wanted to show me magic so I said "Oh cool" and then he made it gay as frick so I killed him.
    Shadowchud is a completely histrionic c**t and she's ugly as sin.
    Gay vampire? Dead immediately, didn't even let him speak.
    Lanky She-Hulk? Kept talking down to me, she's still stuck in a cage. Say please next time, moron. (c**t is not a personality)
    I hired an Orc Paladin from Withers and my homie wears shiny red lipstick and eyeliner, but at least he doesn't try to suck my dick every time I talk to him.

    This game is fricked and moronic.
    I can't have a single personal interaction with any companion without it turning sexual. I just wanted to see Gale's cool magic tricks, but my only options in this super deep RPG are Sex or No sex.
    I cannot get to know these characters without ending up with my dick in someone's ass.
    Queergays are a fricking blight, everything has to be sex to them.
    I also never feel like I can express myself, every time there's something political I'm forced to either say the leftist line or say nothing. What if I agree with the Druids kicking the Thieflings out? I have to go about it in some convoluted manner with no payoff dialogue. I wanted the head druid back in the grove and the thieflings out, I couldn't do that and have the game respond to it. inb4 muh pol boogeyman, imagine the grove was Wakanda and the thieflings were white new yorkers taking advantage of their hospitality to squat with no intention of ever leaving.
    So glad I didn't pay for this, I would've been so mad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What if I agree with the Druids kicking the Thieflings out?
      >moronic /misc/tard too stupid to make it happen
      stick to skyrim it's dumb enough for you.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't baldur's gate 3 THE chud game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      Larian did it against the big money israelites who push garbage after garbage
      BG3 winning means /misc/ won and the israelites lost

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They work with big money chink israelites

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a wokechud game

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go woke go broke

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    chudsissies will never stop being funny watching them get all pissy and political over this game's continued success

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >continued
      it has been a weak
      in a couple of months, when your troony visual novel has lost 90% of players and has less than 500 people watching on twitch, we will claim complete victory

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >actually we owned you troony please just ignore the data

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OKAY SISTERS
    RAISE YOUR HANDS
    THEY NEED OUR ENERGY
    IT'LL SURPASS ELDEN RING ANYTIME NOW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, this is just like /misc/ during the 2020 elections lmao.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Western civilization has collapsed.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    now imagine how high it could be with some decent reskin mods or the ability to edit companion appearances in the character creator

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's already a mod that lets you edit companion appearance.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    are they paying you as much as they're paying the influencers?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much were you paid for this post? Why the frick would anyone link this shit? You are either a dick sucker or a marketer.
      Go away.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Larian get normies to play a turn-based game with a party and a lot of numbers and die rolls?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I AM SO FRICKING SICK OF LE SEXO EN FANTASY
    i finally fricking gene wolfe like all you mongs recommended and fricking 1/2 of the book is cringe tier hrny hrny hrny with "exposed silken breasts" and "skin like a white rose" im so fricking sick of it.
    why can't there be one popular and accessible fantasy that itsn't tolkein that isn't 3/4 devoted to cringe sex written by virgins or near virgins.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read David Gemell, he was a good Christian man

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an unironic fascist and I loved the game. /misc/ loves the game, too.

    I don't browse Ganker, why are you framing this as a victory for wokeness?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 80% of people escaped the Nautiloid
    >only 20% of people beat act 1

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normal people have to work and live their lives
      I just finally beat Elden Ring

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have 9-5 job and friend and family but i have still played 100h of bg3, sue me grannylover

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The right can't code or make art.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Change green to "makes" games and you're right.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a good, anti-woke game
    >it's super successful and sells
    Is this a turning point for the industry?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anti-woke
      lets not go crazy here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anti-woke
      delusional

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, lets be sincere technically it is a little woke but FUN seems to have been put first instead of the wokefest, they learning!

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros how could this happen? This game being popular is literally ruining my life. My dog died, my parents got divorced, my crops have withered, a pox has been placed upon my house. Is there any way we can stop this?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a video game

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit failed. They went for 1 million and they FAILED.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry you can shitpost about the game failing when the number inevitably drops to the 50k range like the average fighting game then you can pretend they didn't literally sell millions before shitposting about Starfield or something LOL

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are there so many normalgays playing this game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the game logic works the way normalgays think all game logic works

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spent all day playing online early games and the decisions people make are fricking hilarious. You can tell so many people haven't played a game with this combat system before.
      >standing around at the end of their turn
      >character starts spinning as they wonder why combat won't advance
      >randomly use a bonus action thinking they have to exhaust all available moves
      I did get ONE supremely solid game where I was a half orc barbarian body guard for a surprisingly villainous warlock that decided death was in store for the grove. Slashing Zevron and shoving him to his death was delicious.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >character starts spinning as they wonder why combat won't advance
        Most people instinctively mouse over actions and entities as they contemplate their turn, anon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No no. It's long after they've done that. LONG after.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >perfect return to everything old Ganker always clamored for
    >massively successful to boot, pushing the idea that devs need to stop being fricking lazy into the mainstream
    >somehow Ganker hates this and is too busy buying /misc/ bait about how the game is all gay sex or whatever
    I think this might be what finally stops me coming back to this utter shithole. Anyone I've actually talked to who's played it, including the plenty of people I've known from Ganker over the years, love it. Even IF it was the most moronic pozzed gay sex simulator that you morons could possibly make it out to be, it'd still be the best thing to happen to the industry in at least a decade off quality alone.

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