chud bros,. what's our plan B if?

chud bros,

what's our plan B if /ourgame/ doesn't sell? I'm really scared, bros.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically why are you ironically pretending to be a fan of a game in order to false flag for a potential sales outcome?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >/our/
    I'm not interested on Stellar Blade. Meanwhile I'm pretty much the only anon who will play Shadow of the Erdree on launch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      woah you are so special and unique

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically yes.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it confirmed that eve is trans?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      crying about straight men didnt work so now they are trying this angle

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        precisely. literally the saddest shit ever

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goon to screenshots without buying the game
    >if it fails commercially and the company goes under, just go back to gacha

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've claimed her. You can't do anything about it. It's over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twitroons mean nothing. They'll call a tree trans for free interactions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gas the troons. All of them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sooner than I expected. I don't care as long as they leave Tachy alone.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hope it doesn't sell on PS5, bring it to PC then we can start talking sells

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't own a censorstation.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either way, more trannies kill themselves so that's a win for everyone else

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar Blade haters have completely lost their minds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >as if that changes a thing

        It utterly destroys the “real women don’t look like that” argument, actually. That’s why the guy replying completely dodges the question and starts talking about something different.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's an actually funny parody of MRA types.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally can’t tell if everyone here is a cross poster. This reads like a Ganker meme and there are posts here that read like they’re from GCJ. Everything feels like false flag lmao

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit went gold already
    not fooling anyone gay

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a certified flop, you can just look at the fan engagement, no cosplay, no fanart, no porn. No one is biting.

    "Do you hate women" is no way to sell a game about a woman. The viral marketing and YouTubers failed Stellar Blade.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low-quality bait.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry to hurt your feelings, but whatever Sony paid you, you need to send back.
        You took the wrong lessons from Hogwarts success, it sold because it's a 30 year old IP and was the 1st real HP game since PS1 and had gorgeous graphics not because JK is a TERF.
        Had you guys focused on the cool monster designs, the environments, the actual combat in the game instead of "This is going to piss women off" you might of had a winner.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    See, the thing is, even if it does do bad, we've already won this battle. We got one through, free and clear. They couldnt stop it.

    I'm satisfied with that much. They tried, and we still got what we wanted.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it flops or performs average then say goodbye to ever seeing games like this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter, we won this time. We got one on them.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Port to PC/Xbox/Switch

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar Blade has to be the most pathetic and the absolute worst case of Korean shilling ever. Not even Solo Leveling is this bad

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ganker told me that PlayStation is the Black person console. Why wouldn't it do well?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's amazing how much this game makes the troons seethe
    >NOOOOO THERE'S ONE SINGLE GAME THAT DOESNT PANDER TO ME??? WHY IS THIS ALLOWED????? BAN IT!!!!!
    it's not for you, go play your troony's slopma 2 or troony's gate 3

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will sell because of the demo

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    chud is an anti-semtic, anti Hattian term.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like a fricking real doll. Is that really what people are shitting themselves over?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sells well
    awesome
    >doesnt sell well.
    >Oh no.anyway.gif
    Had fun. i dont work for Sony or for the devs

    Speaking of, a lot of hot chicks played the demo and not only did they enjoy it but they were freaking great at it.
    Seen like 5 girls playing the demo to completion so far. Hot girls like hot chicks, only uglies and beta males are seething

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    preorders are already on fire, discordsisters... what do we do??

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    chuddie games always do well, the people desire the chud even if the corporations do not

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chud

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lily! Her heavenly good-looks will ensure incredible sales for any game she's in!

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys.. my heart is fricking pounding.

    I feel like I'm going to throw up. I stayed up all night with frequent urination and diarrhea because how worried I was. This is our last shot to prove to SJWs, trannies and leftists that hot girls sell games. If this doesn't sell well.. it's fricking over, bros.

    I want this to sell +20 millions. I want this to FORCE western devs to add hot girls to their games. I want them to cry as they're forced to pander to the winning side.

    On the other hand if this bombs, we fricking lose everything.

    How do I calm down? I'm typing this while sweating profusely and feeling tremors and twitches on both my hands. How do I ease myself as we closer to release?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this wasn't true then the gamingcirclejerk sub wouldn't feel the need to exaggerate and try to make fun of this issue

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really fricked themselves with the PS5 exclusive. By the time it comes out on PC most of the hype will be gone.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    resetera is fracturing over this game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it who is seething at who here

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >troony "calls out" the company and designs and "sexism"
        >but also gives credit where it's due when the game does neat things
        >this causes biohole to melt down and seethe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's always fun to see feminists being btfo by troons lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read the Stellar Blade thread there and basically here’s the short. Commie mods are ass mad that people were acting like snowflakes over peoples reactions to the game. Even though they agreed with the over sexualization sentiment they don’t wanna have to put in over time banning people for not shitting on the game. Allot of the commies feel like glowing praise of the game is a dog whistle because it’s basically coomers chuds hiding their power level. So now the commies are turning on each other as the mods have had kenough and are banning said commies along with the chuds.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never thought a coomer game is what would start the great resetera schism, but in retrospect it makes perfect sense

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Preorders already exceed Rebirth's, you'll be fine.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t do shit if it doesn’t sell lmao! I’m playing the shit out of this I don’t care if memecritic gives it a 25. Honestly the 1 and only reason I want it to at least get an 80 is because I wanna make sure those homosexuals at GCJ have to hold that. Outside of that this game could sell 2 copies.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS5 exclusive
    not expecting any miracles here

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