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DEAD-ON!
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
THEIR VOICES WONT BE HEARD AT ALL
*boo womp*
RED SUN
RED SUN OVER PARADISE
RED GASH
RED GASH IS THE ASKING PRICE
RED GASH
RED GASH IS THE ASKING PRICE
THEY PROMISED RAYS OF GLORIOUS SUNSHINE
ALL I'VE GOT IS A BLOOD RED BLIGHT
NOW THE HETEROS SLOWLY RETREAT TO THE SHADOWS - OUT OF SIGHT
CRIPPLED HEALTH AND A DEBT OF MOUNTAINS
NOW I CAN'T EVEN ATTRACT A GAY
NEED PERSISTENCE TO KEEP THE WOUND FROM HEALING - DAY BY DAY
ONLY GASH IS WITH US NOW
MISLEADING BROCHURE
SAID THERE'S PEACE WITHIN MYSELF
FORTY PERCENT TO CURE
WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW AND THE FIRE'S HOT
EVEN MY PET CAN SMELL THE ROT
"CALL ME PRETTY, NO MORE DICKY"
THIS IS NATURE'S SACRIFICE
WHEN SOME FLESH FALLS THROUGH THE EIGHT INCH LONG CRACK
YOU'LL FIND THE SKIN TAKEN FROM MY BACK
WHEN THE URGE HITS
YOU SHOULD NOT FORGET
RED GASH IS THE ASKING PRICE
>MISLEADING BROCHURE
Fricking kek
WE'LL RETURN TO ASHES ONE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I'M FRICKIN, INVISABLE!
BULLSEYE
>mash light and/or heavy buttons
>jump to avoid damage
>do QTE if available
Every action game is exactly the same. Yes, even MGR. Stop trying to parry Monsoon like a moron and time your jumps.
>>jump to avoid damage
Lmaoshitter. You definitely played on ez
Or just parry? It isn't difficult unless you're mentally deficient.
>8 years
>still no sequel
Does it need one? It would be pretty hard to top. I'd almost prefer Platinum making some other MGS series.
Nah not really
Personally I just want a game that plays similarly but with some new/different mechanics
Who would even make it? I fear current Platinum wouldn't come even close to matching the greatness of the original game.
I fear that the window for it is gone, forever, and any sequel we do get will be extremely disappointing now.
THERE WILL BE
BLOOD
SHED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY ONE
LEFT
WILL RIDE UPON THE DRAGON'S BACK
BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
OH NO
THERE WILL BE
BLOOD
SHED
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
Uzaki is a baka
GIVE WAR A CHANCE, UZAKI-CHAN!
She couldn't be more perfect.
I still can't believe this is real.
What's this?
A reference to Sundowner in Uzaki-chan.
Picked the frick up
HERE I AM
DIRTY AND FACELESS
HERE I AM!
Dirty and faceless
Waiting to heed your instruction
On my own
Invisible warrior
I AM A WIND OF D E S T R U C T I O N !!!
>Try this game
>First boss fight
>Giant metal gear ray
>Whittle its health down to nothing
>Suddenly an arm launches at me and a quick time is prompted
>Suddenly hear singing
>"RULLLLLLEEEEEEEESSSSS OF NATTTTTTTTTUREEEEE"
>Raiden proceeds to throw a 1,000 tonne tank into the air with very little effort
Turned it off after that and uninstalled
nano-machined hands made this post
>unrealistic game bad >:(
Because you knew that nothing could ever top it?
You might want to tell your parents that you're gay sooner rather than later, anon.
they probably figured it out when they saw him playingakjv2 mgr
I'd uninstall too, knowing it's way too kino
If you don't find joy in things that are obnoxiously cool and bad ass then you're probably too low test
I want Blade Mode in more games. And high frequency blades are badass.
HARD DRIVE IS BROKEN
PRESS CONFERENCE UNSPOKEN
THE PlayStation 5 HAS NO GAAAAAAAMES
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
Dust settles on my face
Without a compass
The soldier knows no disgrace
Out of the ashes
The eagle rises still
Freedom is calling
To all men who bend their will
I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO GET OUR CAUSE
BUT YOU'LL DIE FOR IT ALL THE SAME!
The MGR soundtrack would absolutely bang in sound voltex
YOU SHOULD KNOW
THAT A SOUL
CANT BE CUT
CANT BE CUT
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME HAAAAAAAAAAAAVE CHAAAAAAANGED
>Give me a reasonable experience Jack
>Just like my preferred period of history, the years before September 11th 2001.
>historical determinism is the truth. Faith is serious
MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAME
I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
ALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVEEE!!!!
ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>90% of thread are morons who post le whacky lyrics
Nice 'game'