Coh 3 sucks and pure trash, play real kino RTS game instead

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, way ahead of you normie.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The RTS of people who hate RTSs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't you HATE rts?
      CoH2 stands as a bulwark both against APM bullshittery and sweaty build order execution to blobbing and against moronic compstomping
      Yes, I'm glad I hate the absokute state of the RTS genre and appreciate the only game keeping it alive

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > I can’t multitask the post
        >talking about APM and then comp stomps

        Found the real time tactics shitter

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it suck besides not having an Italy faction?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its insane how god awful continental europeans are as posters. This german, that other german who commissioned like 50,000 basedjaks. Dear frick rangeban that country already.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need any DLC for COH2?
    Just noticed I have the game in library, guess there was a free period or I was drunk.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      coh2 is shit. coh1 is better (though abandoned years ago), coh3 is miles better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        all are shit. GoH Ostfront is the only good WW2 rts.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          mate noone is playing that ancient DMS shite. feels like a game from 1998.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute garbage opinion, you're either trolling or severally mentally handicapped.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        threads only correct opinion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, iirc they gave out the game for completely free on Steam back a year or two ago, I think early 2021 but not fully sure. The base game and the Ardennes DLC were given for free in one of the most significant 100% off deals on Steam I’ve seen in a while. Just not often you see a game that expensive be given out free for a weekend.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic german starts his 50th seethe thread of the weekend.

    for those who don't know, CoH3 doesn't have German language localisation, so every seething hun has made it their life's mission to pretend that this game that absolutely slaps the shit out of CoH2 in every coceivable way is some kind of disaster.

    why they're so interested in playing games where they are the losers i don't know, but i suppose it's a good distraction from the turk who is fricking their mom upstairs.

    sorry guys, if you won the war maybe you'd be in a position to localise your games, but you're just going to have to deal with the anglosphere's sloppy seconds.

    GG NORE.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Spectacle wise it's inferior
      The only voice acting that didn't improvr was US (it's no worse)
      Otherwise yeah gameplaywise it's a better game, but not in every way

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    coh3 is better

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they bring back the Soviets, I don’t really give a shit that the new game takes place in Italy I just want more MP factions. Frick it, add Japan too,

    >inb4 “acktually, Japan had shit armor so due to muh realism we can’t have any fun new factions. I clapped when Relic decided not to make Italy playable too”

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, probably in 2 more weeks vatnik

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But I really *DO* want shitty jap '"medium'" tanks with concrete slabs and wooden planks for a non-functional proto-composite armor utilized due to steel shortage, and that can be out-gunned by most light tanks

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The same people who prefer CoH 3 over 2, are the ones who play HoI4 over 2 or 3. Its zoomer pride.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Coh3 is better homosexual

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get why CoH2 is praised to heaven when it does have actual crap flaws like super tanky infantry, crappy commander system and barely used unit roosters (Rush Panther and Brumbar lol). Only problems I can properly agree on is that the UI is terrible and the campaign map thing being rather stale.

    Also people saying CoH3 has less content than CoH2, yeah duh because it just released while CoH2 did exist for a longer time - My main concern is what the DLC will be if anything

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When COH 2 released i didn't like it a lot mainly because the campaign structure was absolute shit.
    The reason why i liked CoH1 is because the missions were basically
    >here's the map
    >there are static/patrolling enemy units on the map
    >the goal is to clear the map from the enemy units and capture all points
    It's like solving a puzzle, there were german defences and the goal was to overcome them using various units at your disposal.

    CoH2 campaign has none of that, it's just random bullshit LE STORY crap with highly scripted missions and moronic mechanics. Overall the pace of the game is faster and there's a lot more unit spam and micro, it's very stressfull and it's like you need cocaine to keep up with what's happening.
    The multiplayer is the same. Less tactics more micro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Overall the pace of the game is faster and there's a lot more unit spam and micro, it's very stressfull
      And that's why the added the pause button in single player in COH3.
      Feels like RTWP RPG game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And why they increased the TTK.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think i just like Commandos/Sudden Strike/Blitzkrieg - like games. Maybe CoH is nothing like it, but the first game had this feeling albeit it was slightly more arcadey.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CoH>CoH2. Anyone who disagrees is a communist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it was the ruskies that threw a fit when it released.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        everyone hated COH2 on release
        COH2 on the latest patch is massively different from vanilla COH2
        do you even remember the freezing mechanic?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dude
          I was in Alpha when soviets had wire forests available and ZiS bombardment was a starting skill with no cost and actual splash damage.
          I didn't hate it but was lamenting the unstoppable influence of micropayments.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CoH is the only RTS series with 3 full releases in it that are all good.
    kneel.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't CoH rather qualify as a RBT?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No
      Its clearly SMS
      Squad-Moving-Strategy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More of a KYS.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God it's frustrating getting back into this style of game. Every single time I look away to build a new unit or upgrade something I'm immediately met with "your engineers have been wiped out"
    The time to kill is ridiculously low even when in buildings or heavy cover. It feels like half the time by the time I've gotten a notification of combat happening somewhere, I've already lost a unit.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    True

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like using snipers to kill medics

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the USF so fricking bad in COH2 why the frick does a faction have to choose between AT guns and having an MG?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does CoH2 have a german campaign mod? I don't want to play as the israeli sides.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the best part of CoH 3 is bombarding every Italian city to rubble and making the partisan lady watch while you laugh at the "-5 approval from fictional partisan b***h" notifications

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