COH

This game is so broken.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Better than coh3 at least.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why, this shit can propper run for 2 minutes for the bugsplit shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Coh2 has some kind of swap file bug they refuse to fix. Many gigs of ram will prevent it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing you hate about that game is its graphics. You don't comment about the gameplay cause you're a brainlet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's very fast. You look away for one moment and two of your squads are wiped out by a random granade

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You look away for one moment and two of your squads are wiped out by a random granade

      then dont look away idiot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You look away for one moment and two of your squads are wiped out by a random granade
      COH2 being COH2. 4-man grens either survive running through artillery and mg fire, or are sniped with a series of lucky conscript shots.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bait

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's not

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In what way?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love this game but wish there was more for single players.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >yellow cover is actually worse than no cover because the models bunch and can all die to a single grenade/mortar shell/tank shot
    nice game relic

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically what do you do as OKW versus Soviet Penals (a unit that will destroy all your mid-game vehicles), go double mg34 and rush tanks?

    It's a shame mg34s are so dogshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mg34s work just great

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just exchange fire with Volks in green cover until he has no manpower left.
      Double so if you have Jagers.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which one should I play to get good at?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait for 3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can play CoH2 or wait

      Realistically what do you do as OKW versus Soviet Penals (a unit that will destroy all your mid-game vehicles), go double mg34 and rush tanks?

      It's a shame mg34s are so dogshit

      >Realistically what do you do as OKW versus Soviet Penals
      Laugh histerically as I'm facing a moron using Soviet Tier 1.
      Put 4 Volks and an MG34 and dominate him.
      Use a leig to counter is 120mm and support volks

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can the okw only have 1 sws truck out at a time?

    I just played a match where the okw player sent the truck way out and it ended up in my territory at the start of the game. Snared it, but would I have been able to surround it with tank traps so he couldn't get it back and couldn't build one, or do they have some kind of delete button?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I guess if he fell asleep you could trap it, I think you need to control the territory to deploy your truck and then quickly cancel to destroy it.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They say that in Dixie land, they worship the tomboy Dixie Satan, the Dixie devil is Dixie girls. All one consciousness/soul is the Dixie girls.
    They also worship the Blair witch. Jim
    Jones, Charles Manson, and
    Brenda Spencer are all worshiped as heroes.

    They say Jim Jones did revolutionary suicide. They say Charles Manson started the revolution against Israel by attacking “Hollywood” like any real American should. They say Brenda Spencer started the revolution against fake-schools that were created to ruin the American consciousness/soul.

    It’s said all of Brenda Spencers explanation wasn’t released to the public. Making the whole event suspicious.

    It’s said that all true Dixie reject “the king of Israel

    Dixie say that when the doors of infinite heavens close, infinite better heavens doors open. That our true lovers love us for exactly who we are.
    To be rejected by one, is to achieve an even greater acceptance from someone else.

    True lovers love their lovers “badness”.

    Also COH 2 is one of the most balanced games I’ve ever played. Like TF2 and shogun 2 tier
    Though at some occasions the patches messed aspects up. Like west German forces should be way more fun like how they were originally

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Penals really are cancerously overtuned. Why should a unit with such strong anti-infantry capability (i mean holy frick they almost never missed shots in the games i recently played, and outdid my volks and sturms in ideal engagements) also get a powerful, high damage anti tank option?? It's especially moronic because it's a fricking penal battalion, literal hodge podge of shit c**ts, not an elite squad.
    They were fine until the moronic community balance patches. Inb4 wehraboo, I say this as a USF main who lately has to play axis to even get matches in a reasonable amount of time, presumably because of the shit balancing making everyone prefer allies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >penals
      >good
      holy shit you fricking suck

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Builders approach a hunkered down MG42 team in the open
    >actually outgun them and kill them
    bizarre

    Should I drop this piece of shit in the first 5 minutes or is there something I'm missing here?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >yellow cover
      >facing sight and shoot blockers
      >LOS has clear gaps where they could move in frontally
      >still complains he got countered by basic anti-sitzkrieg tactic
      Skill issue and I advise gitting gud

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ok this has to be a troll post

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cover vs no cover
      >goes both ways
      >???
      >countered by weaker unit
      huh

      ok this has to be a troll post

      I guess the game is just shit, if this is the quality of responses, figures.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >MOAR expensive= MOAR power
        >MG is clearly not even facing enemy units
        MoW or CoD will be more up your speed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why does the mg not face the same way as the cover by default?
          The game is shit because of a million other details besides, arcade goyslop with corny 5m firefights.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >goyslop with corny 5m firefights.
            3/10

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I guess your brains are just shit if you can't figure out the issue of "the machine gun is pointed the wrong way."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ok this has to be a troll post

      Just FYI, it usually helps to actually point the gun at your enemy

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