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Me, your sisters, and your mom.
Woman protag, 3 sentient dogs
>3 sentient dogs
so just three dogs then
I think that's the point.
way ahead of you
The bawd.
The conman.
The one that wants to unga bunga/boom.
The ideas guy.
Unless the bawd is Zelos. Sheena, Raine, and Lloyd can stay, but frick that dude, gimme Presea instead.
This is the most boring, cringe-hack shit. You're a boomer, and/or no dad.
>This is the most boring, cringe-hack shit. You're a boomer, and/or no dad.
No. It's just scientifically proven to be the best party.
What's it like having such shit taste?
>Says someone has shit taste
>While posting Konoshitba
>The bawd.
>The conman.
>The one that wants to unga bunga/boom.
>The ideas guy.
Black Lagoon?
You'll all whine about boomers but you'd be hooked at the first car aerial barrel roll.
Are there any notable games built around a fixed, but nontraditional party? Almost every game that comes to mind for me either lets you pick your party members (maybe with a forced protag) or leaves you with a fairly standard party that doesn't deviate too far from the normal archetypes.
If not it could be an interesting concept for an RPG game jam or something.
Nontraditional how, exactly?
All-protag party
Dragon Quest 2. You've got a fighter, a mage, and a dual class fighter/mage instead of a fighter, a mage, thief, and cleric with healing spells spread across the casters.
4 dwarves is too many. The Lost Vikings had 3 dwarves and was the apex of parties.
4 dwarves. No women, no homosexualry. Minimal differences in design would allow a good writer to create colorful contrasting personalities instead of le personality quirks.
>4 dwarves
>no homosexualry
Pick one
I'm still pissed they didn't add Summoner in WOTR. 6 Summonrers with 6 Eidolons is all I want!
They already had a million and twelve classes and archetypes to add to the game on top of their Mythic ruleset homebrew. Eidolon-building will probably have to wait until the next game.
1 male(pc) and 5 women-harem-bodyguards. playing iwd 2 that way
Male Fighter
Male Rogue
Male Mage
Female Ranger
Female Cleric
I'm a simple man with simple taste.
White male human warrior protagonist
White male human mage twink love interest
White male human rogue handsome dude (romantic interest of tank)
White male human warrior tank
Goddamn that ass is BUILT for BBC
>White, white, white, white
>Posts arab
kys
Is that a Juan or an Abdul?
>Nothing special, slightly unattractive israelite with weaksauce build to pander to israeli cooomsumer.
>A bigtitted aryan blonde barbarian that likes to swallow
>A bigtitted black (the top 1% that actually looks smoking hot) barbarian
>A bigtitted redhaired barbarian that likes to swallow
>An asian samurai waifu that also likes to swallow
>A demonic succubus waifu that MUST swallow otherwise she can't restore her clerical spells that would then heal the party
The enemy:
>Goon:
Typical tall blue eyes jock, the kind that would mock you in highschool and shit on you while fricking all the women you ever wanted.
>Elite:
The goy elite your daddy was forced to suck off and pander too when you were young. Some of them are also israeli, but they will be evil israelite so it's okay
>Boss:
Big titted Ultra Attractive dommy mommy with perfect looks and build. She will fight you to the bitter end, but then do an 180% after trying to kill you once your guard is down when she invites you for a frick. She will then proceed to get converted by the dick and joins your party. Naturally, she also loves too swallow (duh).
>True final boss:
God.
talky bard
tanky paladin
spanky barbarian
blessy cleric
skilly rogue
blasty wizard
I wish the artist had just checked how a nyckelharpa is actually played.
Six wizards who go around taking their frustrations out on all the normies and women in particular.
>Implying that wizards wouldn't just turn themselves into cute girls
That's pretty much the reason half of all wizards ever take up magic.
Real life wizard spotted
Based but what's everyone's class/role in the bottom?
Wizard on left (could be cleric but lack of holy symbols makes that suspect, even a monk or other religious hermit type would have a cross), paladin next to him cause well armored and welcoming, rogue, bard, possibly barbarian, but no idea about the chicks or the dudes behind the bard
1 CIA, 1 Black person, 1 israelite, 1 schizo, 1 homosexual.
And your mom as the final member of the party
You shut your mouth, you filthy crotch spawn. It's never too late for post-birth abortion.
COME AT ME prostitute I'LL ABBORT YOU RIGHT THE FRICK NOW
SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS TO THAT I CAN FILE A FLIGHTPLAN WITH THE AGENCY
young white male dex/agi swordsman/gish
young white female bigtitty empathic whitemage/bard girlfriend
middle-aged male dwarf str/con warrior with metal armor and axes/hammers
female elf archer ranger
fifth wheel that swaps out occasionally (a friendly dog, an old gnome alchemist, a mute golem, a dragon/griffin, whatever)
and your other party members?
They're all in one character. Disco Elshitsium pseud-bait visual novel. With raytracing™ and anime art direction to rope in the normies. It's also a thinly veiled MKUltra resurrection project with the purpose of forcefully developing schizophrenia on unsuspecting subjects through a popular consumer medium.
>young white male dex/agi swordsman/gish
>young white female bigtitty empathic whitemage/bard girlfriend
>middle-aged male dwarf str/con warrior with metal armor and axes/hammers
>female elf archer ranger
>fifth wheel that swaps out occasionally (a friendly dog, an old gnome alchemist, a mute golem, a dragon/griffin, whatever)
Simple, but I really like it.
I imagine the swordsman to have light armor and a shield, the dwarf to use two-handed weapons cuz heavy armor, and the elf to use poisons, magical arrow tricks (like an arcane archer), and some plant magic like entangle.
>Can't even make up an rpg party without resorting to meaningless internet buzzwords
This is your brain on imageboards.
The homosexual has arrived. Welcome to my party, you will be left in a dungeon to be raped by ogre bulls.
The homosexual has always been here. It's you. You're an unfunny tryhard and you will never sex without having to pay your mother.
Frick that actually sounds hilarious
Me (literally)
Female orc barbarian
Female elf wizard
Female gnome artificer
Female tiefling rogue
I don't want to embrace anything containing a kender, little bastards steal enough of people's shit without them going out of the way to give them the opportunity.
While I too share your anti Kender sentiments, I would much rather deal with those annoying midgets than any number of purple half demon half raccoon homosexualry.
>half demon half raccoon
The frick are you referencing?
> White chad Leader, heir to a throne he does not want
> Women ranged who is useless 95% of time
> Orc brute, proud clansmen
> Elf Conjurer, Spock logic homie
> Cynical Bard who ends up doing the moral good thing in the end
any other party lineup is poopoo
>Female mage. Cunning and bit loose.
Tries to manipulate MC constantly. Softens up a bit during story and stops being a bawd if romanced.
>Lawful evil human fighter.
Gruff but disciplined and pragmatic warrior. Has actual philosophy behind his alignment and it isn't just might makes right nonsense. Can be romanced but he doesn't change.
>Young elven rogue girl.
Acts tough but is actually vulnerable. She isn't as naive as she seems and doesn't open up easily. Can be romanced and possibly also hardened during the story.
>Barely Lawful good paladin.
He has anger issues and because of them he's constantly on the edge of falling. Player can push him in either direction and of course romance him.
>Dwarven ranger with repeating crossbow.
He's really rude and keeps insulting just about everyone all the time. During story player finds out that he's cursed and after lifting it he doesn't change at all. He's just a fricking dick.
>Chaotic neutral Cleric that worships chaotic evil deity.
Has seriously misunderstood his gods teachings and honestly believes that most of the messed up stuff is just metaphors. Tries to convert people all the time with no luck.
Four human male fighters all wielding rapiers/guns and wearing cavalier hats.
Very good post.
I like a 6 person party with male female ratio balance.
Me playing a charisma based dark caster type. Like sorc or warlock, sorlock even.
Rogue (male) deceptive, charming, funny
Barbarian (male) brute, funnydumb, loyal
Cleric (female) tsundere
Bard or druid (female) cute, quirky, goofball, head in the clouds
Wizard (female) femme fatale mage
Why lizards, anon?
Not him, but RPing a lizardfolk is fundamentally different than most races because you have to account for how alien their minds are to other humanoid races. They are my go-tos whenever I need/want to play a "monstrous" race.
They are the same picture.
Elves, catfolk and tieflings are favorites of degenerates and buttholes.
Not like it matters in a video game though.
Fighter/mage
Mage
Mage
Cleric/mage
Mage/thief
>No Cleric/Ranger
It's like you're fricking dumb or something.
why would you need a ranger? In most games a fighter with a bow is just better
Adventuring's more fun when one of your party just really fricking despises a particular kind of creature.
Me. Male fighter/cleric.
Female half-elf rogue.
Female half-orc barbarian.
Female human ranger.
Female elf wizard.
Female tiefling warlock.
Yeah. It's dungeon time.
female elf magus
female elf magus
female elf magus
female elf magus
Now imagine the murder rape kino that ensues when they encounter a bunch of big meanie ogres.
Those poor ogres will never be pure again.
You have a microdick just like your father, homosexual.
insane female sorcerer who speaks in riddles
a silent creepy child apprentice to the sorcerer
seasoned veteran who is too old for the job
unassertive young squire who has a lot to learn
dwarven craftsman and alechemist who speaks too fast and with a lisp so no one understands him
a botched golem who needs to be given very precise orders or can frick up spectacularly
male human knight MC
female half-orc barbarian/musclegirl
female elf wizard/big breasted nerd
female halfling rogue/lusty onahole
>Male gnome thief
An ex-pirate from a more tropical region that quit after his crew got eaten by beasties. Kind of looks like a middle aged muscled manlet. Pragmatic and looks for the easiest way out of every situation, but still has basic decency and doesn't do random violance or vandalism. Chaotic Neutral.
>Female elf mage
Low WIS high INT. Noticably old with somewhat washed out hair. Does a lot of dumb shit due to low WIS, but also often shows turbo-competance with INT. Basically old-geezer comic relief. Chaotic good
>Male half-elf rogue
Very suspicious and later on revealed as a spy for a foreign power that is interested in the current regions events, ideologically zelous and nationalist once confronted about it. Gentleman manerisms, but also quite callous and goal oriented. Looks like one of those 30 years war era generals. True Neutral but leaning towards evil.
>Female half-orc cleric/fighter
A wanderer without a clan who picked up the worship of one of the Good dieties that also have a nature leaning. Skilled in survival and philantropic, as her travels made her into a wandering healer-herbalist. Neutral Good.
>Male human ranger
Grim and untalkative persona covered in thick coats and hidding most of his face with a hood. Has a personal vendetta on whatever the big monster threat in the region is because they butchered his village, and now he seeks justice and revenge against all fiends. Has PTSD and can become unstable. Lawful Neutral.
>Female human paladin/fighter
Glory hound hedge knight. Often suicidal in her pursuits of a challange. Not a full paladin due to issues with her not acting as the best worshipper of her god, thus being somewhat out of favour. Seeks to do good but in a somewhat Don Quixote way. Chaotic Good.
Bard
Bard
Bard
Bard
We either sing or frick everything to death.
Human fighter
Human wizard
Human thief
Human cleric
Elf
Dwarf
Radical.
>Japanese cartoon style before "anime" mass production kicked in
Ugh...
>newbie moron whining about anime on goddamn Ganker
Human Male Berserker who uses fist weapons
Superman
Felix the Cat
Cyborg 009
Neo the Magic Swordsman
Mileena
Male Human Fighter
Female Goblin Thief
Female Kobold Shaman
Female Halfling Priestess
Luggage
Funny how effective RPGs were at getting outcast nerds to accept multiculturalism and diversity.
>A classless/freely multiclassed protagonist of selectable gender, whose name and background don't interest anyone he/she meets — he/she got to prove him/herself all the way out of the gutter.
>A well-written, well-characterized older bro, leaning a mentor figure.
>A well-written, well-characterized sly and shifty bro with troubled past and, let's say, opportunistic morals, dabbling in trouble anywhere he goes.
>A well-written, well-characterized larger-than-life buttkicking musclebro.
>A well-written, well-characterized, loyal and good-hearted younger female who's too close to the protagonist to be a romantic interest, and serves instead as a nugget of idealism and integrity (albeit an evil enough walkthrough can twist her into a cruel and fanatically obedient tool instead).
>A goofily written, poorly characterized and cryptic, but mechanically fun gimmick character who gives the game's class system a middle finger, as he mime-geodances you an RTS base of funky minions, or something.
Ill-conceived ideas of romance aside (keep your junk separate from your job, guys), that's all you need.
>Ill-conceived ideas of romance aside (keep your junk separate from your job, guys), that's all you need.
>my fantasy adventure should be like work
Do you have a soul?
Me, the Player Character.
No one else.
Too bad, Grimgnaw's going to steal your XP. You can't dismiss him or anything, either.
why the frick do they have a leper in there
It's all part of an elaborate ruse, famously known as the Leper Con.
god fricking dammit
Three Clerics.
One STR/DEX-focused Battle Cleric that specializes in buffs and enhancement magic.
One INT-focused Battle Cleric that specializes in offensive holy magic.
One WIS-focused Support Cleric that specializes in restorative magic.
Nothing beats a good ol' Cleric circlejerk.
>Nothing beats a good ol' Cleric circlejerk.
As we say at the seminary ...
>Come up with your ideal RPG party
lurk moar newbie
>ideal RPG
would not be made by S-Purple
>ideal RPG
>ideal RPG party
Reading must be hard for you, ESLgay.
RPG party
would not be made by S-purple
Especially not after he denounced e-girl Omen Seeker.
1. Thyrgian Nerfhoarder
2. Dauder Falsemaker
3. Zwinian Shapesinger
4. Kolthar Brutalist
5. Ghallus Bloatmonger
Make of it what you will.
>girl or woman heal/support and item abuser (the designated leader)
>goon1
>goon2
>goon3
>and quite possibly a summonable animal companion/goon4
>Heal/Support leader
>Not the Occultist
Ngmi
>RNGger
Trash.
>Not realizing RNG doesn't matter in the long run, and that its the average that matters
>t. RNGger cope
The power-arc of rng-heavy games usually goes as follows
>Earlygame
Players are heavily reliant on rng. Bad roll = you lose. Good roll = you win.
>Midgame
Players can control some of the fight. There is now a safe set of actions for players to rely on and a risky set of rng-determined actions to take.
>Lategame
Characters have so many buffs from their abilities and equipment it biases the sucess for all rngs over 50%. Rolls no longer matter.
Better balance is to design for risky and safe options from the beginning and maintain their dynamic the whole game through.
You don't like stacking the deck?
stack this BLEED homie
>He doesn't carry bandages
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer, anon.
How many bandages do I need to undo that 0 heal
>jokes on you I'm inta that shit
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LG Human Paladin
Any Good Human Fighter
LG Human Priest
Neutral Good Human Wizard
Chaotic Good Human Thief
All male, all White.
Oh and all superstraight of course.
cyclops
wolverine
colossus
rogue
jubileee
gambit
storm
pyslock
jean grey
charles frances xavier
beast
morpho
nightcrawler
dazzler
Boomer choice, bub.
Five or Six Paladins on a quest to cleanse the land of evil.
Why is DnD stupid and only has Lawful Good paladins? Is it just that Paladins in DnD describe ONLY those warriors who follow LG gods, and everyone else is fighter-cleric?
What are you talking about? dnd is so moronic that it has has nonLG paladins forever now.
Paladins not being mandatory LG is moronic. It's so video gamey to have forced alignment balance. And paladin shouldn't be a starting class in most cases.
Well my knowladge of DnD stems from old CRPGs.
>Not being LG is moronic
Why? If by paladin you mean specifically a traditional knight in shining armour who is a servant of their LG god, then sure, but even then I'd argue N, LN and NG paladins would still make sense if they make themselves useful or are ardent enough about their faith. But to me, at least in DnD, the point of a Paladin is that they are mortals who get empowered by their chosen deity while maintaining a strict ruleset of action that conforms with the gods wishes. So to me it would only make sense that Chaotic Evil paladins could exist, in the service of a Chaotic Evil god.
>Chaotic Evil paladins could exist, in the service of a Chaotic Evil god.
They were called Fallen Paladins, aka Death Knight. There's literally nothing wrong in everything you've said at all, this is how palas used to work, basic common sense. 5e casualized everything down to a braindead mass so it's perfectly fine for paladins to not have alignment restrictions anymore and also they are called Dark Paladins now. I'm still not sure why this was done since everyone plays furries abd no one gives a shit about paladins besides turbo normoids.
Because D&D literally created Paladins as the "Champions of Lawful Good" Fighters. It's their entire class archetype and reason they were introduced in the first place.
That's why they're fricking LG.
In the Unearthed Arcana supplement for 3.5 Paladins of Freedom (CG), Tyranny (LE), and Slaughter (CE). Most people, including yourself, are ignorant of what's been published by WotC who then go off to spout these "why is only LG paladin?" meme. On top of that, it is left to players and DM's to use classes as templates to homebrew their own classes like a TN paladin variant, etc.
Everything published by WotC is dogshit anyway.
Anons already pointed out to you that that is not the case in forever anymore in D&D and it's a fricking shame. Being a Paladin, at least as far back as AD&D, used to be a class in a moral literal sense. It was a social class that demonstrated skill, aptitude, resolve and proof of character. There were attribute requirements before you could make a Paladin because those knights represented a dedication and devotion to upholding the dogma of their creed with zeal. Not everyone was cut out to be one, so much so that in BG2 there's even a companion whose sidequest is all about becoming one or failing to do so. Seeing a Paladin meant that this person overcame trials and is more than just a Cleric that can hit harder but cast less.
With that said the Human only restriction has always been silly to me, so much so that even Mazzy demonstrates that it's a weird silly rule.
Earning Paladinhood is always cool. I like it when games let you do that.
1 man + 12 daemonettes + 1 angel
I don't understand the obsession with human when 99% of fantasy vidya forces it onto you anyway.
Humanity is well-known for having the best hands.
Simple
>Rean
>Elliot
>Elliot
>Eliiot
>Grow up on 3e DND and spent hours late 90s and early crpgs only to find it's filled with furgays, from lizards to actual furriest to "choose your mental illness" flavor of the month nonstop on every social platform
I just started as a DND artist and... I'm not quite sure what the hell happened to this hobby? I can't believe there is so little interest in classic fantasy and the majority genuinely prefers non-humanoids especially.
Unironically 3rd Edition D&D. Game was built from the ground up for wizardgays, and wizardgays are well-known for their depravity.
The timid, physically weak character who assists his squad in ways other than head-on fighting (gathering info, outsmarting the enemy with tricks).
The character who is belittled by their peers for one of their traits and so is constantly looking for opportunities to prove his self.
The funny guy who cracks jokes but is actually fricking terrified.
The guy who doesn't really agree with his other party members and might actually betray his teammates or bail out of a difficult situation if they don't think it's worth it.
The character who is usually calm or passive but will absolutely hulk out when their back is to the wall.
The grounded-in-reality character who gives his party members moral support. "Come on, guys. Remember why we're doing this." That kind of thing.
The brave leader who is generally pretty skilled at most things (but maybe has one weakness).
>MC
Human, Diplomancer-Knight
Cute animal companion
>Party
Elf, Dexterity-based Rapier & Bow with build options for "practical" magic (self-enhancement, bound weaponry, beast taming).
Dwarf, Divine Runepriest-to-Runesmith & Preacher
Lizardfolk, Chameleon-like Rogue-Assassin, also your bestest bro.
Orc, Elemental Witch-Shaman from a barbarian tribe.
Gnome, Lunatic Bard that mains a repeater crossbow while singing of things that come to be.
Radovan, Gad, Alaeron, and Rodrick (with Hrym).
>DWARF MALE FIGHTER
>DWARF MALE FIGHTER
>DWARF MALE FIGHTER
>DWARF MALE FIGHTER
>DWARF MALE CLERIC
it's gamer time.
I can dig it.
>dig it
I just have two requirements:
>No gnomes
>No dwarves
Have only seen one exception for each in my entire life.
Who was the dwarf exception, anon?
Varric from DA2/I. I liked him a lot, and I don't think it's a coincidence that he's an antithesis to dwarf culture in the setting, if not in general.
Also the gnome exception is pic related.
You're pretty good.
I tried reading one of those stories once.
I didn't try again.
>game with powerful crowd control aka a good game
warrior, thief/archer, mage, mage
>game with really powerful magic in general
thief, mage, mage, mage/support
>game with MMO trinity-inspired bullshit systems
warrior, warrior, mage, healer/support
>dnd
hybrid fighter, meme gish, cleric, sorc
>final fantasy
warrior, warrior, warrior, red mage
>trails
warrior, warrior, fast warrior, support
>persona
warrior, archer, mage, healer
>Male wolf
Heavily armored soldier proficient with many small arms and versatile in the use of his shield. His Calls inspire his allies and demoralize their foes. Has the highest health and armor class of all.
>Lioness
Huntress clad in natural leathers and simple cloth who strikes heavy and fast with her polearm. She has additional options for striking while airborne or low to the ground and her attacks become stronger as she maintains an combo rate while unstruck. Has the greatest potential sustained DPS.
>Male rat
A clever engineer who manages supplies and ability cooldowns to optimally deploy an artillery of magi-tech devices and can be effective in any number of situations depending on efficient use of his tools. Out of combat, he can eliminate traps and brew medicines for lasting negative status effects.
>Vixen
Having bargained her mortal vessel with dark powers to survive alone in the world, she commands foul and deceptive magics. Her spells are powered by a mana pool but also by a point system associated with whichever demon she shares her consciousness with at the time, which also determines the elemental affinity of her attacks. She is best used to stack damage-over-time effects on stronger opponents.
>Human male
A mysterious warrior from the far East. He wields a long masterwork curved saber striking in fast, efficient techniques reliant on critical hits and status ailments such as paralysis and bleeding. Wearing only his flowing formal robes, his defensive strategy depends on parries and evasion. Has a unique chance of killing normal enemies with a single blow and use counter throws at short range.
Is this a reference to something, or do you just have an extremely clear grasp of what you want out of a game?
Primary inspiration for class/race utilities is Dragon's Crown.
The real question is how much money are you willing to pay to see your OC party commissioned? No poorgays. Think big.
>half elf protag, quirky orc, haha terrible old man, edgy elf rogue, reddit tier mage (also quirky), dark and serious black woman, beast races, quirky dog, probably sentient chicken PC
was DnD ever not gay? How come you guys let people do this to the popular perception of your medium.
Nowadays only troons and gays and women play dnd. When I hear someone say that they play DnD I instantly know they're on Discord.
It wasn't always gay, anon, it only started when Raistlin entered the picture.
Can anyone recommend me a game like zenonia 4 not p2w
4 x halfling thieves
elf fighter
dwarf fighter
human fighter
human ranger
aasimar wizard
an actual adventurer party
honestly, why do people expect the fricking craziest arrangement of classes and characters to just work together at all, practically and socially.
that's literally meta gaming and the game being written for you cough cough 5e to enable this shit.
im glad you clarified with the picture, I totally had no idea what you were memeing at
An instructor who has a team of students that he goes into spec-ops missions with, haha…
Vuman Bardlock PC + 4 buff ass wife-harem npc bodyguards
Dwarf Barbarian/fighter
Firbolg Druid
Tiefling Paladin
Genasi (water) Monk
Is your Warlock pact a waifu as well, or is it the only thing keeping you on-task?
>captcha: HXMAN
As long as there are no tieflings, "quirky" broads, homosexuals or actual trannies, I'll take whatever.
Frick you, bro, Sylvando is great.
He's a boy toucher like, so I see why you like him.
Barbarian, Paladin, Rogue & Cleric. You literally cannot lose with this.
What do you have against Mages, anon?
Barbarian, wizard, elf, dwarf.
That's the classic party. Cleric and Rogue came after when people thought party dynamics needed a b***h and a joker.
Self Insert Tank (because I’m a beast)
Mage bawd
Heal bawd
Bard bawd
Hopefully you've learned to stop mouthing off to enchantresses pretending to be old ladies, anon.
BALS TO
THE WALL
Wtf is with George Washington in the back there?
Me Human Male (White) Magus (Main Character, literal demigod(Difficulty set to lowest)
Human Female Cleric (You) (Just look pretty)
Human Female Cleric (You) ^
Human Female Cleric (You) ^
>paladin mc
>paranoid warrior
>street rat rogue jailbait
>silent but strong type monstrous humanoid exile
>skilled small golem familiar
>young dogmatic paladin waifu
>proud warrior race elderly warrior war veteran turned mercenary
>proud warrior race paladin that struggles with dark impulses
>sociopathic comedic homicidal golem that hates all squishies
>elderly disillusioned ex paladin initiate turned recluse druid
What about old female druid with many years of wisdom who preaches family and community values?
> four gnomes
>goblins would like to know your location
>Come up with your ideal RPG party, /vrpg/.
A party of likeable fellow's:
>MC
>The MC Lover
>The MC Best Friend
>The Jerk that somehow everybody loves
>The Old Man
>The Old Man Wife
your companions die one by one as the story progresses, and you face the final boss in 1vs1 combat under a fire in the middle of the rain under the moonlight
>The Old Man Wife
How does that work exactly?
>rain
>under the moonlight
I don't know how to tell you this, anon, but if its raining it means it's cloudy, and if it's cloudy then there is no moonlight to be under.
if you had ever been outside more than 3 times in your life you'd know that it can be raining on you while there are no clouds between you and the sun or moon
I wish I only had to be outside 3 times in my life, but never have I seen clear skies with rain, anon
nobody said clear skies
How are you going to have moonlight with cloudy skies, anon?
Not even that guy, but
It's hard enough for the moon to be visible where I live, let alone when it's actually cloudy. Legit didn't know this could happen
You're mistaking clouds with Smog. So you're either a CDMX taco or a Hong Kong Chink.
you're kinda moronic, arent you
It happens. It's called a sunshower, or kitsune no yomeiri if you're a weeb.
>sunshower
What in the actual frick am I looking at. I have seen sunshine AFTER the rain, of course, but I still remember distinctly working under heavy rain for hours from around 11am to 4pm and it always looked like dusk with how dark it got, with not a ray of sunshine in sight.
>Me, the weak ass Human Wizard/Mage who is all logic all the time. Basically Batman if given prep time. Fighting unfairly in an unfair world by using invisibility and illusions and such to get the upper hand.
>Dwarf Paladin tank who shows tough love and beats the word of God into people. Is your best bro who always has your back if you stay on a morally righteous path. Booze connoisseur.
>Half-orc Hunter/Ranger that says very little but will start chatting when he's had a few drinks with his friends. Very stealth focused but tends to run off ahead to scout alone with his feline companion.
>Swashbuckling Skald Elf lady who was a navy veteran with a battered war torn past. Has a badass war scar on her face and is tough as nails. Beats the shit out of any fool who tries anything funny with her and only loses to the dwarf in a drinking contest.
>Me, Human, Ranger, I am competent in battle as support fighter at best but my real value it's outside battle in mapping, exploring, lore, scouting, hunting and cooking duties. I spend a lot of money in books and beer. I have natural bad luck earns me a lot of troubles and I find joy teasing the Paladin
>My Best Friend, a Elf Rogue that always drinks beer with me and comes with me to exploring and scouting uses a short arc very fast and is a stabbing machine. Spends a lot of money in gambling. And we got I a lot of troubles mostly because my bad luck or his gambling
>The mandatory Old Man a calm and prudent Dwarf Cleric/Warrior who swings a Maze so easy like a stick is the voice of the reason in the group infighting, also drinks with me and the Elf and claims that the Beer and wine are both gift from the Dwarf Gods. Spends a lot of money in Church Donations and Wine
>The Wizard, Half-Orc, was raised/kidnapped out of her tribe by a senile mage who literally only wanted to have a apprentice before passing away (out of jealousy because his rival got a lot of apprentices) is literally a naive young girl that goes berserk when people mistaken her for boy or man. Is easy to fool and too trusting because the Mage never teach her a proper common sense. Also joins to the drinking party, spends most of her money in overpriced magic items or scrolls
>The Paladin, a Female Paladin is the newest and more sane of the group, originally a temporary member but remained with us after leaving the active service of her Order and joining to the group as a Wandering Knight because her own words "we are a bunch of drunktard weirdos that we are still alive by pure luck and miracles", her Order forbids drinking so she also have to take care of the us after the drinking parties, she always is the brink of leaving the party but stays because a actual love and esteem for us.
>The Mule, a Old female Mule that was the prize in the only bet that I ever won is the Group mascot
A necromancer and his skeleton friends.
Necromancy is for gays.
with the new Diablo trailer no one can disagree.
The worst part is the concept art depicts a cool old man.
The goth e-girl
The huge-breasted milf
The dark-skinned tomboy
The kemoshota
Lol what would that first one even look like
Anon, gothic e-girlta has been a thing for like thirty years now.
>Human/Dwarven/Half-Orc warrior/barb
Strong, chad-like, kinda dumb but kind and a bit ego. Main character of a Shonen type character.
>Elven monk, ranger or druid
Either total support or a glass cannon, either way should be female. These are also the classes that show the most skin minus barbarians, and support heroes can get away with being feminine while being competent.
>Human warlock/wizard
Old, grumpy hermit or a lecherous, care-free youth (like Miroku from InuYasha). Great magical hero but has some important weakness (of character or skills). (This is the one I play in D&D usually). The more anti-social/weird he acts the better.
>Female human/half-elf knight/paladin
Boob armor, longsword, shield etc. Either a total horny sleazebag under their shiny oaths, or a proud and self-righteous noble looking down on her peasant party-mates.
>half-elf or halfling bard
Friendly, either a conman or a braggard who gets the gang into trouble through his boasts and insults.
Knight, female human
Cleric, female elf
Ranger, female catgirl
Barbarian, female orc
Mage, female half elf
>Ranger, female catgirl and Barbarian, female orc
>Not Barbarian, female catgirl
Weak.
catgirls can't be barbarians
I beg to differ.
Not a barbarian
Not a good character
Not from a good anime
u wot m8
Six members, myself as the evil sorcerer master, my mistress and consort an evil enchantress, two orc goons who fight, and two dark elf henchmen who are rogues.
This has been my ideal fantasy party ever since I lost my hair and grew a goatee
are you hebrew?
I'm a white man who likes to pretend to be an evil sorcerer with a following of fearful and loyal servants. I would give them insulting names like Urk and Ratmouth
Mordenkainen is Neutral, though, he's just incredibly, insufferably smug about it. He's also not nearly as clever as he thinks he is, given how he spends all his time pontificating about how the powers of Good and Evil must be balanced like a cosmic chequebook, only for the forces of Evil to pull a fast one and splatter his precious Circle all over the walls yet again. There's a reason Tenser stopped taking his calls.
If someone shaved off your goatee and put it on the top of your head, would you become a good guy?
No, they would just be able to see my small chin I hide with my long sharp goatee
of a party of six
Big titty goth blaster sorceress
Big titty goth blaster sorceress
Big titty goth blaster sorceress
Big titty goth blaster sorceress
Big titty goth blaster sorceress
Big titty goth blaster sorceress and
Big titty goth blaster sorceress
thats average titty
Healer
Snu
Snu
Snu
for me? it's black people
>Gnome Male Illusionist (Me)
>Half-Orc Female Barbarian
>Half-Giant Female Cleric
>Spellscale Female Bard
israelite detected, opinion rejected. Go back to
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people always say gnomes are israelites but they forget that gnomes are neutral good and have absolutely zero desire to dominate or subvert
they only use their tricks against those who bother them in their burrows
the real israelites of a fantasy world are shit like illithids, fiends (demons, devils, etc), yuan-ti, etc
No, ~~* (You) *~~.
>gnomes are neutral good and have absolutely zero desire to dominate or subvert
That's what they want you to think.
then explain why I find gnomes lovable and trustworthy but hebrews make my skin crawl?
checkmate, atheist
>gnomes are neutral good
Chaotic Neutral. Well that's excluding Uriah twin-hammers who was chaotic evil. He was a ruthless, savage, bloodthirsty outlaw who would kill anyone or anything that got in his way. He used to repeatedly terrorize a certain gnomish village he frequently wandered through in his never-ending quest for profit and bloodshed. Of course, all good things come to an end. Fed up with Uriah's antics, the village hired a hero to protect them and enforce the law—the legendary Clint Hackman (so named for his habit of chopping his foes to little bits). With the townsfolk peering from their windows, the outlaw and the famous lawman stared each other down in the center of the dusty, deserted street. Cold as ice, Uriah said, "I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls on this earth. And now I'm here to kill you."
Alas, Uriah met his end in that street. With his first blow, he broke his hammer on Hackman's shield, and that was it. Weaponless, he wasn't much of a match for the mighty Clint. If my uncle had only been named Twin-Hammer because he carried two weapons, he might still be alive today. But Uriah got his nickname for the mighty hammer he carried in his belt and the even mightier... uh, "hammer" he had *beneath* his belt, if you get my drift. A fine instrument to have, but not much good in a fight.
I see you haven't played Arcanum.
I'm only talking about 2e/3e forgotten realms, not lesser inferior settings
Forgotten realms is an inferior setting to Arcanum.
>steamshit
nah
You're a moron and you've done nothing but prove it in this entire thread.
dont make baseless assumptions; you have never replied to me except in the past 20 minutes
arcanum is grimderp steamwank though and you know it
Lol moron.
Arcanum is a better game than any of the D&D games in the last 23 years.
Lol moron.
D&D is a better game than any of the D&D knockoffs of the last 23 years.
>gnomes are neutral good
gn*mish hands typed this. cleansing is on the way
low effort obvious troll
human male paladin
dwarf male fighter
human cleric
rouge
human wizard
sorcerer
everything else is wrong and gay
>rouge