Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
It has been three weeks since my last confession. >I have clicked on threads I ought not have clicked on on Ganker. >I bought Baldur's Gate 3 and enjoyed it even though the game is littered with degeneracy of every kind.
I think the vast majority of threads on Ganker are video game related in some way but the jannies just file a lot under "off-topic" because they are lazy
I'm disappointed that 'Christians' allow(ed) israelites to sow and cultivate rot in their societies because they were afraid of being called words.
(Wait, isn't that the same trick they used on boomers with 'racism' regarding Black folk and spics?)
use parries. they are pretty easy to learn and destroy most bosses they work on. the damage of these attacks also scales with dex, making them even more broken
It feels cheap refilling health off of one remaining enemy but I'm stuck so I might as well.
I tried using pillow talk and the climax brace but I haven't tried using sergey's lover yet because I didn't get good results with it in Angel Slayer.
Anyway thanks for the tips.
Well I got a lot closer. First time I've seen yellow in Rodin's health bar. I've gotten a lot closer than I ever though I would unlocking everything in this game so I'm sure I can do this eventually.
Thing about the pillow talk tactic is that you can kill him in like 15 seconds if you pull it off right. By the way I hope you're entering the fight with a full magic meter.
10 months ago
Anonymous
How do you keep a full meter? Don't you lose it every time you die?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Nevermind I just filled it in the story and it's always full at the beginning even if you retry.
I had to cheat a bit in Outer Wilds. I legit scoured through what felt like the entire solar system and I still didn't understand that you had to wait for the Ash Twin Project to reveal itself in the sand.
Good morning father for I am sinning.
I hope Starfield fricking sucks and is as miserable a piece of shit as Cyberpunk was. I’m so sick of Bethesda’s shallow shitty RPGs being put on any pedestal. Morrowind was bad. Oblivion was bad. Skyrim was bad. Fallout 3 was bad. Fallout 4 was bad. People need to like better games.
That is all Father.
I bought an RTX 4080 but all im doing is still just going back to playing TTT in gmod, which still runs like absolute dog shit despite the beefy pc i got/
I got filtered by Xenogears. Not because it's particularly hard, but because even if I love the premise, was enjoying the story, thought the fighting game combo system for the combat was a cool idea, it fell into the trap of all 90s JRPGs of being kind of a slog to get through. Maybe I'm just impatient but the encounter rate just got annoying after a while, and I was playing with the Perfect Works Patch that supposedly tones down the random encounters to be more tolerable.
I want to keep going but I'm at a point where I just want to watch a Let's Play and skip all the non boss encounters.
Are the Xenosaga games any better about this?
I don't have many reasons to live, and they aren't important reasons. I want to play some vidya, I want to see Steel Ball Run animated, I'd have liked to have lived long enough to see how Miura wrapped up Berserk but that's not happening.
I don't want to die though
I have missed several events out of pure burnout in Girl's Frontline and Girls Frontline Neural Cloud. I'll start a few missions, but get fricking tired of reading and just not. for a long stretch u hardly did my dailies. I've now picked up Blue Archive, but the game seems really lacking in the actual game play department, especially compared to Neural Cloud which can actually be very engaging if the balance is just right. I'm burnt out on just fricking existing dude. it's too much work to sleep, it's too much to wake up, it's too much to work. speaking of work, officially told my boss to suck my dick today. I've got an interview tomorrow, but frick me I'm actually sick with nervousness. I just wish I could go back in time and wake up from this slow decaying nightmare of my life. I've got a car payment that's already +20 days late. I hope my car doesn't get repo'd. I think I'll actually just kill myself right then and there. I'm so fricking tired. I'm just so tired. make it stop.
The only reason I still come to Ganker are for the deep sea/animal/space off-topic threads. Sometimes I will post in vidya threads but they're not what I'm here for.
>self-improvement simulator >rags to riches wish fulfillment >design and build homes without contractors or mexicans >satisfy autistic room decorating needs >orchestrate your own porn >sate violent mental illness with npc abuse
really deserves more credit than it gets
I am unironically struggling to beat Nier Automata
There's just something mind bogglingly boring about this game that it baffles me as to its popularity
Music's good, there are some nice gameplay moments- but overall it's been bland as shit
I once convinced my aunt to come with me on the "Slingshot" carnival ride because I was betting on her passing out. When she did pass out, I got a good feel of her breasts before she came to. I even got to put my fingers in her mouth and then sucked on them, just to taste her saliva. Greatest childhood memories by far.
I'm glad I didn't grow up to be some creep that made a hobby of taking advantage of unconscious women, but man was my aunt gorgeous
I still remember going to the bathroom and
scrubbing her toothbrush all over my tongue
whenever I went to her house as a kid...
I used to do sexual stuff with my mom's dirty laundry and used menstrual pads that she left in the garbage for about 2 years to before I started to feel weird about it.
Also, there was this one time my 14 year old cousin was babysitting me and she was secretly smoking cigarettes on the staircase outside. She kept spitting in the same spot while smoking and when she was done, I went to the spot she was sitting and found some of her saliva hanging off the step and a small puddle of her spit. I wiped it into my hand, took it into the shower, and maturbated with it.
I once had to pick up some Chinese takeout for my mom and her friend, and I came in their food twice each and told them it took a long time to get their food because of how many customers there were.
My mom once had a philipino lady baby sit me and stole 4 of her pills from her bottle of meds and came all over them, let them dry for like 3 hours and then put them back in the bottle.
The dumbest, most risky act of degeneracy was when the neighbor from down the street came over to go on an hour long jog with my mom. She left her purse at my house, and I ended up blowing a load into her purse knowing that she would inevitably touch my dried cum.. They came back after like 15 min and she immediately went into her purse and ended up touching my still wet cum. She immediately blamed it on a bottle of sented face oil she had in there
I've played through dark souls 1 one and a half times and played through the other fromsoft games and I still don't know if I even enjoy them, the frustration to satisfaction ratio of finally defeating bosses does not pay off. maybe they're just not for me
I rarely finish games unless it's a Platinum game or something like that. Especially those long ass JRPGs/WRPGs. Most of the time I feel like I've had my fill of the mechanics and gameplay partway through and start getting bored.
I constantly save scum in games, especially RPGs. Wish I could get over the idea that things have to be "perfect" or go a certain way and just let the dice fall because that's more fun
>9 years old >ugly and awkward so don't have a ton of friends, dad constantly signs me up for sports but I'm miserably awful at all of them and have to beg him to not play on them. I hate going outside and live in fear of other people >playing some shitty Disney shovelware platformer for ps1 in the living room >dad says to mom 'he came home just to fricking do this' >start crying and run to my bed, my mom tries to console me
I also bought Witcher 3 despite not reading any of the books or playing any of the other games because I thought Ciri was pretty.
I save up the bullet powerup in mario kart to when I'm closer to the end when I played Wii so I could rush in at the end to make it seem like the other racers lost because of no skill
The only mission I've never done without cheats in Warcraft 3's campaign is the final scourge mission where you have to hold four points of the map. I get there's some strategies to help you get there, but I've been too dumb for them and I generally get swarmed and lose my advantage anyways.
Whenever a romance is executed really well in a game or two people get together that I like together/"ship" I get giddy and internally clap like a little school girl. I don't wish to be a girl, I just like when it's done well. I also like when interactions between said characters are adorable.
i don't fall for FOTM
sometimes i cheat in singleplayers games (God mode or something like that) in order to have more fun
i have a a new PC with a 7900 xtx, but i don't know why i bought it, the only game i am looking for its Starfield, everything else its half a decade away (Fallout 5, Skyrim, Witcher 4 etc), i play old games, some new titles who don't need a lot of power and some indies.
There was a part in Final Fantasy IX where you're forced to go to an area that disables people's magic. This was explained by the game's antagonist, Kuja, but, I guess I just forgot that he explained that, and I ended up making the half of my team magic, which, of course, renders them practically useless. the final boss should've been quicker, had i not made half of my team magic users, but since i did, it ended up taking me 30 minutes to beat the guy. also i didn't know how to beat the earth shrine boss there so i ended up looking at a walkthrough in order to beat it
I practice lucid dreaming for the sole purpose of reliving LAN parties at my friends house where we play diablo 2, cs 1.6 and runescape on fridays/saturdays during junior and senior year of high school because I am tired of waking up to the same two friends being pussywhipped and terrible at life decisions. I also am tired of waking up to the incessant DLC/MTX/P2W trash that is killing the industry. I'm tried of PC gaming having less focus on dedicated servers and community hosted events, and more focus on corporatism and lack of focus on actual game play. I'm tired of streamer/youtube culture just running rampant in most new games, whether it's devs hosting them on same gay fricking shoutout video or podcast or trailer or making le epic reference to them in their games, and the simps perpetuating it. I'm tired of how sterile the games and culture is right now, yeah I know, we shouldn't strive to be problematic but who fricking cares if a few no-no words and scene show up in games, it's literally not worth the mental anguish to get upset over it, just fricking ignore and move on. All of this shit was not a problem in the early/mid 2000's and late 90's
I always play games on Easy mode.
Pathetic.
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
It has been three weeks since my last confession.
>I have clicked on threads I ought not have clicked on on Ganker.
>I bought Baldur's Gate 3 and enjoyed it even though the game is littered with degeneracy of every kind.
imagine confessing and asking forgiveness to a human kek, what a joke.
>to a human
*representative of God
you are completely missing the point
it's a way to externalize and put into words a confession to your own self
Calm down, AI-kun. It's not your time yet.
I think the vast majority of threads on Ganker are video game related in some way but the jannies just file a lot under "off-topic" because they are lazy
i haven't bought or played baldur's gate 3 but i still post about lae'zel being best girl
Frick off
i've been alt-tabbed from a game for 4 hours straight now. why cant i just close it or go back to playing?
I still use SAM in current year.
I'm disappointed that 'Christians' allow(ed) israelites to sow and cultivate rot in their societies because they were afraid of being called words.
(Wait, isn't that the same trick they used on boomers with 'racism' regarding Black folk and spics?)
The Great Schism of 1054 was a mistake, father. We must desire reunification under Orthodoxy as soon as possible.
Also, I don't like Super Mario 64. Never have, never will.
I couldn't beat Orphan of Kos or Martyr Logarius so I quit Bloodborne
and I overleveled in the cum dungeon
use parries. they are pretty easy to learn and destroy most bosses they work on. the damage of these attacks also scales with dex, making them even more broken
Sometimes I waste time enjoying the attention of a girl I can't possibly have instead of gaming.
coom games are unironically more fun for me nowadays than 80% of new releases (although I think that is understandable)
The only game I play is heroes of the storm. It’s dead and I’m bad at it but the game is fun.
I really liked SH Homecomming
Rodin and Angel Slayer in Bayonetta 1 are too hard and I despite my best efforts I cannot beat them.
>angel slayer
Use pic rel
>rodin
Use pillow talk + climax brace + sergey's lover
It feels cheap refilling health off of one remaining enemy but I'm stuck so I might as well.
I tried using pillow talk and the climax brace but I haven't tried using sergey's lover yet because I didn't get good results with it in Angel Slayer.
Anyway thanks for the tips.
No worries m8 I know you can do it. Both are very tough challenges but certainly worth overcoming.
Well I got a lot closer. First time I've seen yellow in Rodin's health bar. I've gotten a lot closer than I ever though I would unlocking everything in this game so I'm sure I can do this eventually.
Thing about the pillow talk tactic is that you can kill him in like 15 seconds if you pull it off right. By the way I hope you're entering the fight with a full magic meter.
How do you keep a full meter? Don't you lose it every time you die?
Nevermind I just filled it in the story and it's always full at the beginning even if you retry.
HOHOOOOOO
I got him, thanks bro.
Angel slayer next
I only play crpgs on easy
I had to cheat a bit in Outer Wilds. I legit scoured through what felt like the entire solar system and I still didn't understand that you had to wait for the Ash Twin Project to reveal itself in the sand.
I've never finished the main quest in Skyrim and I was there at my local Gamestop for the midnight launch in 2011
>redditjak
have a nice day
fallout 76 is my favorite fallout game
no it isn't
it's the only 1 you played
I defend ecchi games whenever people bring them up as easy targets
you sound like a moron and your shits gay
I have never touched a game that takes more than 30 hours to beat and I never will.
ditto, they're the only threads worth participating in
I can't beat Einhander without cheats.
damn that's pretty fricked up man
wow american box art is so fricking ugly it hurts
I only fap to vanilla
I actually play video games
moron
Good morning father for I am sinning.
I hope Starfield fricking sucks and is as miserable a piece of shit as Cyberpunk was. I’m so sick of Bethesda’s shallow shitty RPGs being put on any pedestal. Morrowind was bad. Oblivion was bad. Skyrim was bad. Fallout 3 was bad. Fallout 4 was bad. People need to like better games.
That is all Father.
I bought an RTX 4080 but all im doing is still just going back to playing TTT in gmod, which still runs like absolute dog shit despite the beefy pc i got/
I mostly come to Ganker for the Overwatch coom threads
I got filtered by Xenogears. Not because it's particularly hard, but because even if I love the premise, was enjoying the story, thought the fighting game combo system for the combat was a cool idea, it fell into the trap of all 90s JRPGs of being kind of a slog to get through. Maybe I'm just impatient but the encounter rate just got annoying after a while, and I was playing with the Perfect Works Patch that supposedly tones down the random encounters to be more tolerable.
I want to keep going but I'm at a point where I just want to watch a Let's Play and skip all the non boss encounters.
Are the Xenosaga games any better about this?
I fricked my 5 years older cousin and her friend when I was at prepubescent age.
Whenever I’m not home I think about all the games I’ll play when I get the time to do so but instead I always end up watching youtube and playing bf1
GTA IV almost made me cry in parts
I keep playing pvp games knowing full well that I'll get incredibly salty and complain on the forums.
I play as a girl because i really wish i could be a cute girl but i know i would never be able to be one in real life
dial 8
based
we should celebrate when people don't troon out
that just means you are a responsible, multi-faceted individual. your body is a temple, but the mind should be free.
I don't have many reasons to live, and they aren't important reasons. I want to play some vidya, I want to see Steel Ball Run animated, I'd have liked to have lived long enough to see how Miura wrapped up Berserk but that's not happening.
I don't want to die though
I feel you anon.
I have missed several events out of pure burnout in Girl's Frontline and Girls Frontline Neural Cloud. I'll start a few missions, but get fricking tired of reading and just not. for a long stretch u hardly did my dailies. I've now picked up Blue Archive, but the game seems really lacking in the actual game play department, especially compared to Neural Cloud which can actually be very engaging if the balance is just right. I'm burnt out on just fricking existing dude. it's too much work to sleep, it's too much to wake up, it's too much to work. speaking of work, officially told my boss to suck my dick today. I've got an interview tomorrow, but frick me I'm actually sick with nervousness. I just wish I could go back in time and wake up from this slow decaying nightmare of my life. I've got a car payment that's already +20 days late. I hope my car doesn't get repo'd. I think I'll actually just kill myself right then and there. I'm so fricking tired. I'm just so tired. make it stop.
I play persona games on easy because I can’t be bothered to read about fusion shit and I only want to play the VN parts.
I like cyberpunk 2077
I don’t like video games as a medium.
I like some games and talk about them here, but as a whole I’m not a fan.
I used a guide for Sengoku Rance
im tr00n
I am not a coomer, but I enjoy furry women and short cute furry men.
The only reason I still come to Ganker are for the deep sea/animal/space off-topic threads. Sometimes I will post in vidya threads but they're not what I'm here for.
I love playing the sims designing sims and playing with them and building shitty dollhouses is extremely pleasing to me
>self-improvement simulator
>rags to riches wish fulfillment
>design and build homes without contractors or mexicans
>satisfy autistic room decorating needs
>orchestrate your own porn
>sate violent mental illness with npc abuse
really deserves more credit than it gets
I am unironically struggling to beat Nier Automata
There's just something mind bogglingly boring about this game that it baffles me as to its popularity
Music's good, there are some nice gameplay moments- but overall it's been bland as shit
I hate coomer threads and just want to have earnest discussion about video games.
I think I'm better than most of you because I have a PC, Deck, PS5 and Switch and most of you are either PC only or console only
Well.. you're not..
A Deck is just another PC form factor.
You're flexing owning a laptop shaped like a handheld console and pretending it's a new piece of kit.
Coom material in games is fine.
Stop muzzling Japan just because you're fat and sad.
i do not care for kirby games
it baffles me people have a good time with them
Cute addicts with red flags and drawgays looking for the easiest character to deliver love Kirby. The rest is his appropriate demographic.
I once convinced my aunt to come with me on the "Slingshot" carnival ride because I was betting on her passing out. When she did pass out, I got a good feel of her breasts before she came to. I even got to put my fingers in her mouth and then sucked on them, just to taste her saliva. Greatest childhood memories by far.
I'm glad I didn't grow up to be some creep that made a hobby of taking advantage of unconscious women, but man was my aunt gorgeous
I still remember going to the bathroom and
scrubbing her toothbrush all over my tongue
whenever I went to her house as a kid...
I used to do sexual stuff with my mom's dirty laundry and used menstrual pads that she left in the garbage for about 2 years to before I started to feel weird about it.
Also, there was this one time my 14 year old cousin was babysitting me and she was secretly smoking cigarettes on the staircase outside. She kept spitting in the same spot while smoking and when she was done, I went to the spot she was sitting and found some of her saliva hanging off the step and a small puddle of her spit. I wiped it into my hand, took it into the shower, and maturbated with it.
I once had to pick up some Chinese takeout for my mom and her friend, and I came in their food twice each and told them it took a long time to get their food because of how many customers there were.
My mom once had a philipino lady baby sit me and stole 4 of her pills from her bottle of meds and came all over them, let them dry for like 3 hours and then put them back in the bottle.
The dumbest, most risky act of degeneracy was when the neighbor from down the street came over to go on an hour long jog with my mom. She left her purse at my house, and I ended up blowing a load into her purse knowing that she would inevitably touch my dried cum.. They came back after like 15 min and she immediately went into her purse and ended up touching my still wet cum. She immediately blamed it on a bottle of sented face oil she had in there
I've played through dark souls 1 one and a half times and played through the other fromsoft games and I still don't know if I even enjoy them, the frustration to satisfaction ratio of finally defeating bosses does not pay off. maybe they're just not for me
im unusually busy lately so all i play is 15 minutes of gacha in the morning and before bed
I rarely finish games unless it's a Platinum game or something like that. Especially those long ass JRPGs/WRPGs. Most of the time I feel like I've had my fill of the mechanics and gameplay partway through and start getting bored.
I constantly save scum in games, especially RPGs. Wish I could get over the idea that things have to be "perfect" or go a certain way and just let the dice fall because that's more fun
>9 years old
>ugly and awkward so don't have a ton of friends, dad constantly signs me up for sports but I'm miserably awful at all of them and have to beg him to not play on them. I hate going outside and live in fear of other people
>playing some shitty Disney shovelware platformer for ps1 in the living room
>dad says to mom 'he came home just to fricking do this'
>start crying and run to my bed, my mom tries to console me
I also bought Witcher 3 despite not reading any of the books or playing any of the other games because I thought Ciri was pretty.
I save up the bullet powerup in mario kart to when I'm closer to the end when I played Wii so I could rush in at the end to make it seem like the other racers lost because of no skill
The only mission I've never done without cheats in Warcraft 3's campaign is the final scourge mission where you have to hold four points of the map. I get there's some strategies to help you get there, but I've been too dumb for them and I generally get swarmed and lose my advantage anyways.
Whenever a romance is executed really well in a game or two people get together that I like together/"ship" I get giddy and internally clap like a little school girl. I don't wish to be a girl, I just like when it's done well. I also like when interactions between said characters are adorable.
Sorry man, I'm a doctor and I'm diagnosing you with "the gay" after reading that
Well, one of you has to be wrong.
That is completely normal moron, why did you go on a tangent of >I don't wish to be a gril
same
i don't fall for FOTM
sometimes i cheat in singleplayers games (God mode or something like that) in order to have more fun
i have a a new PC with a 7900 xtx, but i don't know why i bought it, the only game i am looking for its Starfield, everything else its half a decade away (Fallout 5, Skyrim, Witcher 4 etc), i play old games, some new titles who don't need a lot of power and some indies.
>i don't fall for FOTM
>posted with a picture of the asexual dyke from The Other Worlds
Really homie
its a lesbian and she's not a dyke(the other women its a dyke) also the game was in the humble bundle, so 6$
I keep making my own games getting bored part way in and starting a new project.
I just pre ordered Armored core 6
I installed Prey(2006) on my laptop for 3 weeks now, and I have yet to play it.
I keep replaying old games after dropping other games halfway through
I used to jerk off to my mum when i was young.
i dream every night about fricking my mother without fail and feel repulsed everytime i wake up
Never felt bad lol she had a great ass.
good for you motherfricker
There was a part in Final Fantasy IX where you're forced to go to an area that disables people's magic. This was explained by the game's antagonist, Kuja, but, I guess I just forgot that he explained that, and I ended up making the half of my team magic, which, of course, renders them practically useless. the final boss should've been quicker, had i not made half of my team magic users, but since i did, it ended up taking me 30 minutes to beat the guy.
also i didn't know how to beat the earth shrine boss there so i ended up looking at a walkthrough in order to beat it
Calamity is my favorite Terraria mod.
I practice lucid dreaming for the sole purpose of reliving LAN parties at my friends house where we play diablo 2, cs 1.6 and runescape on fridays/saturdays during junior and senior year of high school because I am tired of waking up to the same two friends being pussywhipped and terrible at life decisions. I also am tired of waking up to the incessant DLC/MTX/P2W trash that is killing the industry. I'm tried of PC gaming having less focus on dedicated servers and community hosted events, and more focus on corporatism and lack of focus on actual game play. I'm tired of streamer/youtube culture just running rampant in most new games, whether it's devs hosting them on same gay fricking shoutout video or podcast or trailer or making le epic reference to them in their games, and the simps perpetuating it. I'm tired of how sterile the games and culture is right now, yeah I know, we shouldn't strive to be problematic but who fricking cares if a few no-no words and scene show up in games, it's literally not worth the mental anguish to get upset over it, just fricking ignore and move on. All of this shit was not a problem in the early/mid 2000's and late 90's