Creator of Lara Croft states she has Zero interest in men

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile in the movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Non-canon just like db evolution

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's clearly about to shoot him in the head

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only horses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really don't care

      This

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really don't care

      This

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, of course.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sbpb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong Lara
      Classic Lara only gets off from pillaging ancient tombs

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah she's into tombs, no shit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense to me.
    Games called tomb raider not fricking find a husband.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not in to romance, just there for some dick.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    raw sex isn't romance you naive child

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She’s canonically fricking a asian woman off screen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Getting drunk and kissing another girl in college then going "oh we're so bad" doesn't count as fricking

        Your girlfriend isn't bisexual, she just has poor impulse control and is only one shot away from cheating on you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > Tomb Raider made an official return to comics following the 2013 reboot by Dark Horse Comics. The comics were made with the intention of chronicling the events in Lara's life between the games during the timeline.
          She has no interest in men, and only cares about a woman whom she lives with and drops everything to save when in danger

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Dark Horse Comics

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like I should care, but that face really made me lose interest.

            Have fun anyway

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >She has no interest in men, and only cares about a woman whom she lives with and drops everything to save when in danger
            Maybe she's like a badass nun and it's a matriarchal impulse.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How is there still funding for western comics

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's a good outlet for propaganda.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I, for one l, am 100% sure that if you took away the title, people would still know it's Lara
                So iconic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Modern day comics literally only continue to be made in order to be adapted into movies or TV shows, they're not actually made for an audience.
              They're basically a tax writeoff at this point.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              People who know people who know how to disguise funding through various sub-departments in marketing or media management or whatever. Big nepotistic hiring ring to produce junk nobody reads.
              Part of why they still get funded is that the bigwigs don't know about them. My favourite story is Namco firing their entire webcomic team that nobody at the top knew existed until they made a bad kickstarter vn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nulara will never be canon.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is normal for female video game characters. They're not supposed to have interest in other men except for you.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Given the content of the usual Lara porn, her interest in it isn't a factor anyway

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah, it's a videogame. Shippers get out and stay out. Especially off the writing team.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good to know Laura will never be blacked

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lara is a pure maiden, why WOULDN'T you want this quality for her?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is she a volcel (based) or a lesbian (eh..)?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's only into older men. And their tombs.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cos shes not a prostitute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Core Design were such a comfy studio
      I miss them

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is this news? If there was a sex minigame it might be an issue. She's there to show T&A and that's all

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's tombsexual and she uses her sex appeal as a means to an end to get closer to whichever millennia old artefact she wants to steal at the current moment.

    Of course, modern day Crystal Dynamics will probably misinterpret this comment as Lara being a lesbian and now we're going to have a moronic lovey dovey dyke love interest in the next game except there won't be any hot girl on girl kissing because that's misogynistic.

    The furthest Lara's "romantic" relationships should ever develop should be a competitive flirty one with a man she hates but is forced to respect as her equal (Kurtis in Angel of Darkness). Lara wouldn't be interested in other people romantically beyond this dynamic.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No shit, everyone's known for decades that the only things that arouse her are tombs, horses and shotas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Faith asexual?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, she enjoys edging and mirrors.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah she is, which i like about her

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh noooooo.
    quick guys, delete all that struggle snuggle porn of her off the internet. boss said that she is a lesbian.
    shame.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who cares about lara croft

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh i'm sorry is this news to you
    get subverted you worm

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, probably. Lara kind of strikes me as a bit of a female Adol Christin, very adventuresexual.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it's true she blows off the texan guy in the intro but nothing about it means OMG LESBIAN. Mopre like some stronk womyn BS whcih is pretty par the course for Tomb Raider.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I mean it's true she blows off the texan guy
      Even that only happens in the US version, which isn't the original.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's pretty funny how the same phrase is interpreted now compared to 15 years ago when anniversary came out.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If she'd claimed this in an interview at the time the first game came out, maybe I'd take it seriously.

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