Crimeamod update

New crimeamod update just dropped. Made me think, why is the vicky 3 modding scene so dead? It seems like not even the redditors decided to mod it

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have YOU pooed your pants today? I have.

    Such is the excitement of Vicky 3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There arose a new, strange, and exciting religion following the release of Victoria 3. Some called them Heretics, some called them Indians, but the followers of the "Church of the Pooey pants" made no excuses for their constant runny defecations.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on this mod.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he has fricking Franconia, but not West Prussia/Galicia or even Kars and anything in the Balkans

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        triggered kraut

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It let's you fix the assimilation bug via genocide, so you can actually use genocide as a means of assimilating pops. for example if you genocide once or twice as austria all your people, yes you'll lose a shitload of pops and they'll be mad, but then you'll be able to properly germanify what's left.
      The ai is also the best of any mod, but i honestly couldn't care less, i couldn't play vicky anymore without save editing after i found out about the assimilation bug, so being able to fix it in-game is refreshing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Qrd on the assimilation bug and how to fix it with save game editing?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Don't pursue it. It'll ruin your enjoyment of the game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It’s not that big of a deal. Basically when pops Promote they can change ethnicity instantly.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Funniest version I've ever heard of this was a reddit post where Ashkenazi craftsmen captured the entire Krakow population.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good goym. Continue to die for anglo-saxons interests.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >russians and germans have never had any beef with each other except because of anglo manipulation
        I hate americans so much

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chud modder, everyone that knows shit plays HPM.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HPM is for children as you can just steamroll the AI in that mod

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's the best mod and why is it Blood and Iron?

      stop playing dead mods

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are your pants full of poo? If not then you haven't played Victoria 3. Feel the excitement! Feel it sloshing around in the seat of your pants!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this the fabled WMAFmod?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I made a fairly detailed minimod for a campaign of mine where I implemented slavery as Russia, then had a series of events after conquering Central Asia, Korea, and parts of Japan giving small pop growth boosts with descriptions of the slave markets in Bukhara and Vladivostok sending the local women to boom towns along the Trans-Siberian railway as 'wives', given those sort of towns generally have a large gender imbalance.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        link?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can only hope it's not lost to time
          I'm on military duty but when I get back I'm gonna look through my old hard drives
          I did something similar after I had a run in Divergences of Darkness where I conquered Qingqiu, the Chinese nation on the American west coast, with Plantagenia, the French nation in Southeast America.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            why does watching anime mindbreak people like this?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I actually don't watch anime much at all, there were just a bunch of Asian and a few Latina gfs in my primary school years that mindbroke me and had knock-on effects on my gsg modding

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i love laissez faire so much bros... the perfect economy, created purely by trial and error

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nooooo, you don't understand lazy fairy is shit because my only interaction with it is liberals getting elected and my unprofitable factories built on subsidies going under!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God I love the invisible hand of the market

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >raise rich taxes to 30 maybe 40%
      >lower everyone else's to 10%
      >fully fund everything else
      this is what state capitalist gays will never understand

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you're actually paying your workers a living wage, they'll be your mainstay in taxes later on, especially when you increase your education and administration sliders up from 0%.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the US's name in English if the rest of your game is in Russian?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        because frick commies yeehaw
        *sips corn syrup*

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >corn syrup
          nobody does this in america. we dilute with carbonated water

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ai afghanistan formed this in crimeamod... they annexed the sikh and now are expanding. kino

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all smelly turks expelled from ellada...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what happened to the ukrainians? do they not exist in the russian localization?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's just a Crimeamod thing because the dev is a massive Putin wienersucker and the very thing /uhg/ mocks when they aren't worshipping the US MIC and neocons

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          /ugh/?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Useless Hohols General

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >/ugh/?
            a fandom general for that one spongebob episode of the same name

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That’s just moronic. Even if you hate Ukrainians they should still exist in the game for historical gameplay purposes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He claims the Ukrainians were removed because they're both a fake culture and for gameplay purposes.
            When pressed on what these gameplay purposes are, he mumbles something about "better colonial bleaching" before fleeing the thread.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              such a case happened to a player in /gsg/ just yesterday, he took Constantinople as Russia, but he was playing a mememod that had meme fake cultures like ukrainian, and by the end of the game, the city was 10% russian, 20% ukrainian, 5% byelorussian. It was around 30% greek, so greeks were a plurality and showed up as the main culture in the culture map or piecharts. If he had been playing crimeamod, the city would be 35% russian, and thus show up as green in the map

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but that’s moronic because Ukrainians and byelorussians are different than Russians, especially back in the 1800s.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              me, i personally LOVE when every province in the russian empire is 1% white russian and 1% ukrainian, effectively tripling the amount of pops in russia for game calculation purposes
              such a cool gameplay feature

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ukrainians exist, chud

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                provide 7 (seven) peer reviewed sources

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                russians are mongols
                ukrainians are europeans

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not european, i'm aryan

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >ur mongols
                >no ur mongols we wuz da real rus
                why is russo-ukrainian discourse so shit
                i swear you people are literally as moronic as each other

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                My favourite bit is each side pointing out the number of AIDS infections in the other country. When in fact them both being aids-ridden is yet another factor proving they're, in fact, one and the same.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Another pointless fratricidal war with each side dehumanizing each other with over the top atrocity propaganda.
                Imperial German soldiers bayonetting babies in WWI, anyone?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                so the nation that was historically conquered by the khazars, the cumans, the pechenegs, the kipchaks, the white horde and finally the tatars are white europeans and the nation that only paid tribute to the mongols for a few decades and then crushed them are non-white mongols?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The joke is they're both equally subhuman but the Ukrainians have fallen into a "we wuz da true rus'" larp

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Modern PC's can handle it, so what's the problem?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Is 3 really a big deal? Have you seen the pop clusterfrick that is the Ottoman Empire?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Do people really seethe over accepted cultures migrating to a colony? I don't see any issue in it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                sahalin more like hoholin

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                wouldn't you be mad your epic Constantinople isn't majority russian?
                or even worse, imagine if constantinople became majority ukrainian hhaaha

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's not the issue here, moron. The issue is your Tsargrad not showing up as your culture on the culture map even thought it's 36% Russian in total (20% ukrainian, 10% russian, 6% white russian).

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The issue is your Tsargrad not showing up as your culture on the culture map
                Who gives a frick lol. Well you clearly, but that's such a irrelevant thing.
                BTW does that now mean that Ukraine has Russian primary culture, or have you removed the tag too?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ukraine has a Russian primary culture as it had irl until their colour revolution.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Seed has a Feed primary sneed as it had irl until Chuck their revolution

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Ukraine blobs into Russia, the pops are fine with living in Ukraine

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ukraine had Russian as an accepted culture until 2022, when it was forced to remove it due to the illegal invasion by the Russian Federation.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >illegal invasion
                this is one of the funniest terms the corpo-media-government complex in the west has cooked up, standing tall aside the greats like "undocumented immigrants"
                illegal according to whom

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The police

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Illegal according to the United Nations, a body that both Ukraine and the Russian Federation are members of. For example, the current President of the Russian Federation, once said:
                >"The use of force abroad, according to existing international laws, can only be sanctioned by the United Nations. This is the international law. Everything that is done without the UN Security Council's sanction cannot be recognised as fair or justified."

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                so russia should've made up some incubator babies sob story or some bullshit about WMDs then pitched in to the UN first, got it
                or does that only work if you're the US

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Chugger, are you lost?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                According to the Russian criminal code article 353.

                1. Planning, preparing and unleashing an aggressive war - punishable by 7 to 15 years in jail.

                2. Waging an aggressive war - punishable by 10 to 20 years in jail.

                Chugger, are you lost?

                don't care and ywnbaw

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                number 1 - russia
                number 2 - ukraine
                number 3 - white russia
                proof that they must be united

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                According to the Russian criminal code article 353.

                1. Planning, preparing and unleashing an aggressive war - punishable by 7 to 15 years in jail.

                2. Waging an aggressive war - punishable by 10 to 20 years in jail.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                barely subversive post by a low IQ prole

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's not the issue here, moron. The issue is your Tsargrad not showing up as your culture on the culture map even thought it's 36% Russian in total (20% ukrainian, 10% russian, 6% white russian).

                I see no issue here.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he plays a mod with healthcare

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i don't like population growth waah

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically what's wrong with healthcare reforms?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They raise the population numbers to values much larger (often double and more) of historical. Essentially every game becomes a race of who can abuse militancy or communist revolutions to pass reforms quicker, when in real life communist utopias had lower birthrates than chud conservative monarchies.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >railroading is LE BAD
                >doing ahistorical things is LE BAD
                Which is it, homosexual?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Stop being so disingenuous and come up with an actual argument, then we'll talk.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not being disingenous.
                Why is being able to have ahistorically high core population without tricks like stating Nigeria or a Chinese state a bad thing?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's cheesy and comes with no real downsides. It also makes the game easier and undermines the value of pops and the importance of imperialism in the game about pops and imperialism. I'm pretty sure in crimeamod you still can have ahistorically high core population by rushing medicine or picking the homefront option in Men for the Colonies event, if you are lucky and the event fires in high population state.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what happened after the 1920s anon?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lol stalin had birth rate above 6 while hitler was at 2.5, funny
                then hitler got mad and had to knock the soviets down a notch with the great meme war

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Russian Empire birth rates > Soviet birth rates
                >muh healthcare reforms

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Stalin oversaw the plunge in fertility

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you take your eyes away for 1 second and anglos stage a massive invasion...

                the plunge in fertility was post-war, at which point stalin had already lost most of his power to the new conservative class that rose during ww2 (mostly conservacuck generals)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What mod allows the ai to stage invasions at this scale? Usually I can beat the UK as a minor by stack wiping their sizes one by one as they land.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The plunge in fertility began in the 1930's, you blind moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                *gouges your eyes out with my thumbs*
                who's the blind moron now?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                still you, you seething homosexual

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >it's actually true
                what the frick. the fertility decline in the west began way earlier than I thought it did.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the soviet union was way ahead of most of the west in fertility though
                look at the soviet union graph and count 1930 as 1900's, 1960's as 1930, etc, and you have the western birthrate

                german birthrate in the 1900's was 5, then in 1920 was 3, constantly going down

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >it's actually true
                what the frick. the fertility decline in the west began way earlier than I thought it did.

                >way ahead
                way behind. Fertility drops follow urbanization and industrialization, of which Russia was the final Great Power adopter

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                France's was pre-1800s.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There’s French monarchs who tried to deal with declining birthdates.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The third reich had the highest birthrates in the world at the time, higher than subsaharan africa.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The third reich at it's peak had lower birthrates than weimar during the 1920's, it did not at any point reach 3 children per women, third reich was feminist bullshit.

                What mod allows the ai to stage invasions at this scale? Usually I can beat the UK as a minor by stack wiping their sizes one by one as they land.

                it's Crimeamod

                Where did the Africans go?

                I shipped them to Liberia

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Then show Africa's culture map.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it's all black except for sudafrika, north africa and some random small provinces
                not loading up the game for that

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                breakneck industrialization which featured mass (forced) migration into the cities. Most of the 'healthcare' was in the form of birth control or abortions

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Urbanization and the spread of birth control, same as everywhere else

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >they should still exist in the game for historical gameplay purposes
            you mean malorussians? the term "ukrainian" (=borderlander) only became common after the 20th century, near the game's end
            and the idea of ukrainian self determination was largely a communist machination

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You’ve got your cause and effect backward, there was a Ukrainian nationalist revolt that the communists dealt with by giving them autonomy under the Soviet system.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no such thing as ukrainian before communists came
                so, was it a cossack rebellion, a malorussian rebellion, a southwest russian rebellion or a ruthenian rebellion? ruthenian it wasn't, because they were in fact trying to join Russia, including the galician ones, but got cucked by Poland

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know shit about history jesus christ

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This! The great Lacustrine Bantu rebellion shall never be forgotten

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >no such thing as ukrainian before communists came
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian%E2%80%93Soviet_War?useskin=vector
                BOO! did i scare you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The Ukrainian–Soviet War[1] (Ukrainian: paдянcькo-yкpaїнcькa вiйнa, romanized: radiansko-ukrainska viina) is the term commonly used in post-Soviet Ukraine for the events taking place between 1917–21
                >is the term commonly used in post-Soviet Ukraine for the events taking place between 1917–21
                did you even read what you posted

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao you fricking illiterate, getting caught up in semantic traps. Also, seeethe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_between_Russia_and_Ukraine

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >cossack rebellions getting anachronistically relabeled
                why are you trying to prove his point?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Muscovy is russia
                >Cossacks are anachronistic
                Lol cherry picking c**t.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How did the Soviets go to war with Ukraine if they created it? Life isn't like a Paradox game where Lenin pressed the "create Ukraine" button then released it and went to war. That's really weird anon, I think you should reassess your understanding of how reality works.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                post vicky or frick off

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What goes on in Turboswitzerland? What's its end game?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                a new HRE, which consists of all of germany + east france + north italy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                umad?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao you fricking illiterate, getting caught up in semantic traps. Also, seeethe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_between_Russia_and_Ukraine

                Bad bot

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >this country and/or culture is named after a geographic region rather than a people group or tribe, so it must be fake

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >this culture name didn't even exist in my game's timeline, but we should keep it anyway because it might trigger some trannies

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >this region that was settled predominantly by Muscovites has a separate culture because... uh some mostly extinct people lived there centuries ago and anyone who settled there now magically became a part of that people okay!!!!?!?!

                >b-but the name is new! The cultural and national identity of this country didn't even exist prior to vic2's timeline becasue they didnt use this very specific modern name!
                >just 50 years before this "country" was created, everyone used a different name to describe themselves!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >implying germany is a real country in the first place
                Unification, then reunification, were mistakes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >real country
                how the frick can a country be not be real if it exists in reality?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >this region that was settled predominantly by Muscovites has a separate culture because... uh some mostly extinct people lived there centuries ago and anyone who settled there now magically became a part of that people okay!!!!?!?!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The two cultural roots of Ukraine are
            1. Cossak mutts that were a mix of Turkic bandits and runaway Russian slaves
            2. Russian settlers that migrated into Ukraine to solidify Muscovite security
            Kievan Rus was burned and raped into the ground by the Mongols, with the population either enslaved to serve their new nomad masters or fleeing to the few Russian territories that the Mongols didn't burn down.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            they should still exist in Crimeamod for genocide purposes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >/uhg/
          frequented mostly by glowies because actual ukroids are all in the frontline kek

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget the belters!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          eh, there is no way Belarusian could be brown-eyed.

          Russian could be.

          Why lump them together with Russians then?
          This annoys my chud mind

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Crimeamod thing
          All I needed to know. I won't look any further into the mod.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no wonder capitalists love clipperies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The KKK has a new policy in their second reich (that's reign for you non-north-dakotans)

        clipperies are insanely profitable, because they have insane inputs and ouputs, so either they go bankrupt at rocket speed or make a shitload of money. it's why capitalists love it so much

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          At the start of the game there are only like, two cloth factories and the UK controls all the dye, so the Yankee factory closes immediately

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how many million more need to die...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is your ruling party, i can't read soviet runes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        1879 population: 10.23 million

        Ku Klux Klan

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Vladimir RPing as the KKK
          >Still loses
          can’t make this shit up

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i don't feel so good dixiebros

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dont get this, either use the names of the provinces, or split the country by cities and then add The Haque for example, but dont name the provinces after cities.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Complaining about crimeamod removing starting ukrainian and belarussian is pretty dumb when HPM removed occitans and merged all UK pops into a monolithic british culture.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Complaining about crimeamod removing starting ukrainian and belarussian is pretty dumb when HPM removed occitans
      I've been b***hing about HPM removing Occitania & Occitains for years. Makes it harder to beat down France as Germany so every five years France declares war to take back Elsaß-Lothringen, gets their shit stomped in, then in five years they're back for another beating.

      Merge pointless bantu pops, maintain detailed European cultures.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I seethe at Misri removal
      >they speak arab so it makes them all the same because... because it just does ok???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why, in gameplay terms, should they be a distinct culture?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          to prevent egypt from blobbing everywhere and being rewarded with being able to core shit without forming Arabia?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            but all arab land is almost useless outside of what egypt owns at game start

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC there were also norman pops and no swiss culture. People used to b***h endlessly about HPM removing euro cultures while adding dozens of made up african cultures. Now his culture changes are sacred.

    IMO the best solution would be to keep those cultures like ukrainians off the map and then use events to convert pops to ukrainian if an independent state is established. It's a shame paradox made religion meaningless in V2 since the biggest meme culture in the game, south german, exists mostly to (badly) represent the protestant catholic divide. I don't think V3 even has pop religion.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post-WW1 pseudoraces are not "cultures". They're just revisionist history to justify divide and conquer of Christendom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >IMO the best solution would be to keep those cultures like ukrainians off the map and then use events to convert pops to ukrainian if an independent state is established.
      That doesn't work well because all events can do is change every single pop in a province to the target culture, because when the ability to flip culture via event was added it was just so Wiz could add the Jan Mayen polar bear meme.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    South German
    South Italian
    Ukrainian
    Northern Forest Bantu
    Scottish
    Cajun
    Texan
    Occitan
    You can only keep 3, which are you picking?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      South Italian
      Ukrainian
      Occitain

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Texan
      South German
      South Italian

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      South Italian
      Occitan
      Scottish

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ukranian
      Scottish
      Occitan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ukrainian and Texan, as those have actual effect to how a average game plays.

      I would also say South German for the same reason, but Crimeamod has proven it's not needed.
      Rest can be scrapped.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this slight will be paid back tenfold anglo... just you wait

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oh no i'm rank 9... and texas (a monarchy) refuted the manifest destiny so i lost cores on them

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    maybe the great dixiums is rank 9 now, but look at how rich my pops are........ that's all that matters

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ romania has 113 brigades, and austria just got gang-banged by germany and russia

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    and russia has 475 standing brigades and 24 military techs... holy shit

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ugh..... 79% meet luxury needs.... i love 0% plurality so much
    to meet all your needs, all you have to do is want less *~~*~~

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oh nononono bros i got too wienery...... i thought my navy was invincible.... i underestimated the AI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >russian
      >gets his navy sunk
      many such cases

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    little portugal

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm occupying texas so the pan-nats can win

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lost 2/3 of my navy but i did it... i beat the anglos

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    japan puppeted east china

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mexicans exterminated... north america white forever..... no more hispanics and black kids to bully me in school

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where did the Africans go?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cool, egyptians migrating to the trucial states

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ugh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stop spamming the thread pasha

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        stop spamming offtopic seething subhuman Black person

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what couldabeen...
    no... what could be...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >unified Butthurt Belt

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    any genocide mod for V3?
    don't want to get into it if there isn't culture painting

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1 butt = easy to get buttfricked
    many butts = together strong

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ottomans in sphere of uk
    >Uk and Russia allied and in war with mongolia
    >attack ottomans with Russia
    >Germany intervenes
    I didn't even know you could do that

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why has no v2 mod ever let you take single provinces instead of the whole state?
    I often have to use console to both only get the provinces I wanted and to refund some of the infamy. Some provinces in a state can give you nice borders but the state itself looks ugly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      maybe because it's not possible, ever thought of that??

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally a mechanic in the game that you can split states between nations. There is even a event in most mods that's a only keep our cores option which will return every province that isn't a core and split the state.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >30.02M
    frick off colonial blobber

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    typical ukraine need help from brown people to beat noble russian volk

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >amsterdam
    >81k
    in all these years ive never seen a crimeakid ppst a game without genocide, what's up with that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why would you play victoria 2 and not genocide
      you can play hoi2 if you just want to blob without any actual pop manipulation

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The pop manipulation is the reason I invested my energies into developing a wifeslave mod.

        Finally I concluded a work around the limitations with calculations; soon enough I'm going to use tribal women as concubines to increase the small nations' population.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          One foreseeable problem is going to be the publication, because I'm sure I will officially publicate such a mod to prevent illegal copies, but there is a relevant chance the modding platforms won't accept such mod.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            For its relevance here is my placeholder art, although probably permanent.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            lol
            how much are you planning to charge for the immoral bussinnes mod?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing, my work is for the unrefined masses of vic2 mods, blighted by railroading events. Wifeslaves will be avaiable free of charge on moddb.

              My pray is its singular focus won't alert censorships and excessive reactions in a modding scene filled with slaves, genocide and ethnic assimilation.
              Given their terms mods shouldn't:
              >reasonably considered to be obscene, inappropriate, indecent, offensive, liable to incite racial hatred, discriminatory

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                even if it gets removed the best thing to do is to jusr reupload it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The game offers no solution to the unaccepted pop problem. You cannot assimilate unless you are a new world nation, you cannot accept them, and you cannot force them to emigrate either. Mods add a genocide button, I press the genocide button. unaccepted pop problem disappears.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I shouldn't have to face realistic problems of expanding to forgein lands
        >I should have a magic meme button which replaces entire populations

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The realistic solution to the realistic problem is the "magic meme button" that was pressed by most empires throughout history. Either that or assimilating them/merging them into a melting pot culture. But only certain nations get to have the later. Let us take Brittany for example. A releasable nation from France. France has Breton as an accepted culture, Brittany only has Breton. You cannot accept French. Okay so how about others in their closer culture group, the celtics? Welsh doesn't exist, it's British. Cornish doesn't exist, it's British. Scottish doesn't exist, it's British, they can't accept Irish either. Is this realistic? No. But because they are a minor nation that is normally a part of a major nation, they do not get any unique decisions or events to give them realistic expansion opportunities. They only have the genocide button.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you conflating largely innefective attempts at ethnic cleasings throughout 19th century with ludicrous meme shit you can pull in crimeamod?
            >I should be able to play Britanny and blob into France and UK
            jfc

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              u mad

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So you are saying it's unrealistic for Brittany with a celtic Breton culture to have other cultures in their group to be accepted, but it's not unrealistic for Britain to magically transform everyone under their rule that are not in their culture group into British culture?
              If we are going by v2 logic, England would've never been allowed to accept the Scottish and Welsh population and would've had to deal with having half of their empire being unaccepted cultures.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                "celtic culture" was not in any way significant factor during the time period
                This is constant with crimeagays that just want to do these anachronistic memes in their games, like going on a crusade or commiting a larger than holocaust-scale genocide.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately not even in Crimeamod you can kill more pops than are present in the area.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >like going on a crusade
                Frick you, the crusades are fun. And also, it's something that will only happen when the pope forms Italy (and I believe they need to be either absolute monarchy or fascist?), which is extremely rare. You're once more arguing about something inconsequential and realistically will only happen with significant player intervention.

                This conversation is not about releasing Ukraine, this conversation is about Ukraine accepting Russian culture and the ability to feed Ukraine Russian land.
                >Should this Ukraine then have accepted Russian pops and the overlord just gets to feed him massive amounts of accepted pops?
                Now stop pretending to be moronic and misconstruing the original point for the sake of winning your nonsensical argument.

                Ignore that guy, he's going down the wrong rabbit hole. Here's the real reason for a Ukrainian (or even call it malorussian, I don't care) culture along with white russians and maybe ruthenian as seperate from even those: French cultural unity. Crimeamod currently has Occitan and Picard as seperate cultures at the start. For the Occitans in particular, some ethnographic maps don't even consider them distinct from the overall French group, and others even lump in the Occitans and Catalans as a collective langue d'oc group while still depicting little russians and white russians as related but different. Also, if Ukrainian/little russian was the exact same as Russian proper and the Imperial government didn't consider them a risk of secession, then the Ems Ukaz would be pointless.

                If you ask me, Ukrainian (or again, call it little russian if you don't like the modern name), should be in the game and have a relatively large number of speakers in the South, and the Ems Ukaz should remove it as an accepted culture from Russian and add assimilation bonuses like France has. Not sure what to do with white Russians but maybe something similar.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Whether it was significant or not in history is irrelevant. If a celtic nation becomes a great power then celtic culture would be significant in the history of that game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >If a celtic nation becomes a great power then celtic culture would be significant in the history of that game.
                Pan-celtic culture isn't really a thing outside of music festivals and aesthetics, there's very little real identity behind it compared to the identity behind the celtic nations themselves. While you're right that a celtic nation as a great power would likely change things, by the time Vicky 2 actually starts even the celtic countries that could've plausibly developed a united identity with each other had things been different had all been separated for centuries along geographic, political and religious lines which makes it silly to think they would be able to accept each other. Especially considering in the case of all of them except Ireland it would require them to develop a ahistorically powerful nationalist movement to even gain a independent state, that's not going to happen then have them hand over their new sovereignty to a new meme union tag.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ahahah I did it you paradoxBlack folk, the event doesn't halt the entire game for a few seconds anymore!
    There's not a single noticeable delay from one event in the chain to the next.

    With this pace it's a few days time remaining.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      faccetta nera...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ahaha, you made me sBlack person. During these past couple of hours I conclusively came up with my population moltiplicator, based on the represantives values ratio.

        My following test is, finally, delighting over the in-game newborns results.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this but for japanese women when?? the hapa empire...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This thread revolted quickly into subhuman debate, you have a war to die for to go to.

            That's the following step after the basic mod, transit cultures (meaning the stage before complete assimilation) need an ingenious solution to work around the limitations of Vic2 modding.
            It is not impossible, so I'll find the way, accompanied by its due time.

            Right now i'm arguing with variables which don't save, I'm tempted to switch by using flags as booleans.
            I can almost make out the finish line

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best mod and why is it Blood and Iron?

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how the entirety of Austria and Hungary (modern states) are just one state. It means I can't take just Tyrol or just south Austria or just the east part of Hungary. Also makes the KUK way stronger than they should be since they can influence a huge percentage of their pops with only two national focuses.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ukrainian should be in the game but just located in Austrian Lviv. As the game goes on there should be decisions to encourage them to convert their brothers in Ukraine and if Russia collaspes loses a great war then Ukraine is released with Ukranian culture as primary and has a lot of decisions to spread it

    Also if Russia goes communist they should have decisions to spread Ukranian culture as well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but the "Ukraininas" in Lviv rebelled against the austrians during ww1 to help russia and had a very strong pan-russian movement

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think having Ukrainian culture makes more sense that not having it. A likely scenario would be Germany or whoever satellite ukraine. Should this Ukraine then have accepted Russian pops and the overlord just gets to feed him massive amounts of accepted pops? Doesn't make a whole lotta sense to me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's just a fringe exploity case. AI won't do it so if a player is doing this he only has himself to blame.
      Is it worth giving up the benefits of united Russian peoples?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >that's just a fringe exploity case
        Germany releasing and puppeting Ukraine literally happened in real life. Are you so vatnik brained that real world history is just replaced by Rus imperium never surrender the entire way through?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yes and ukraine accepted all the russian pops because there were no ukrainian pops

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >releasing a nation from a gp is a fringe exploit
          What world do crimeamodgays live in?

          >the overlord just gets to feed him massive amounts of accepted pops
          are you morons seriously saying that feeding your puppet ukraine land up to the urals is not an exploity fringe scenario? the ai can't do it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I definitely can do it while playing Germany.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Then don't do it if you don't like it. Like I said 2 times already, the AI can't do it so the only way to encounter it is to do it yourself. Don't like exploits? Don't engage in them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >releasing a nation from a gp is a fringe exploit
        What world do crimeamodgays live in?

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Using genocide to map paint culture is EU4 tier click button for instant reward reddit shit

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What can a human player expect to do with Qing in crimeamod?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      probably crush everyone no problem since there's none of the HPM modifiers to make qing artificially hard by removing RP from conquest for example

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    finish line of wifeslaving.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I found this fringe exploit in the Blut und Eisen mod for Victoria 2: Hearts od Darkness.
    Should we inform antonius117 about this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Liberating Alsace-Lorraine is no problem.
      Now if someone chose to liberate Alsace-Lorraine then feed it all of French culture land up to Paris and keep that as a puppet, then complain about the idea of Alsace accepting all of the French culture, that would be pretty silly, wouldn't it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you can pull this moronic shit in your mod
        >nuh uh, you can pull this other moronic shit in vanilla
        Alsace-Lorraine tag should be removed, what's your point?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can't feed puppets in vanilla.
          My point is that you're complaining about something you would have to go out of your way to do. If you don't do it yourself you will never see it in the game. So how is this imaginary scenario a problem?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >releasing Ukraine as Germany
            >something that Germany planned to do historically
            >pretending this is some fringe thing that never happens
            Actually slit your fricking wrists you disengenuos swine. God arguing with crimeamgays just makes my blood boil hotter than lava.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              This conversation is not about releasing Ukraine, this conversation is about Ukraine accepting Russian culture and the ability to feed Ukraine Russian land.
              >Should this Ukraine then have accepted Russian pops and the overlord just gets to feed him massive amounts of accepted pops?
              Now stop pretending to be moronic and misconstruing the original point for the sake of winning your nonsensical argument.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Should this Ukraine then have accepted Russian pops
                no
                >and the overlord just gets to feed him massive amounts of accepted pops?
                separate, but connected issue and also no
                >Alsace-Lorraine
                tag that should removed

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >God arguing with crimeamgays just makes my blood boil hotter than lava

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here, In Wifeslave's latest version, the wifeslaves succesfully give birth to a proportional number of primary cultured babies every 2 years, in average doubling a population by 12 years with the proportion of 1:1; even more if underproportioned.

    There can only be one sexslaved province else you slip into logic and calculation errors.

    The following objectives are: first, enabling the wifes over multiple provinces and, second, establishing a protocol for overproportional males.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >primary cultured
      gay
      you should be creating a mutt culture that's accepted but can lose acceptance

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've arleady explore this topic here

        This thread revolted quickly into subhuman debate, you have a war to die for to go to.

        That's the following step after the basic mod, transit cultures (meaning the stage before complete assimilation) need an ingenious solution to work around the limitations of Vic2 modding.
        It is not impossible, so I'll find the way, accompanied by its due time.

        Right now i'm arguing with variables which don't save, I'm tempted to switch by using flags as booleans.
        I can almost make out the finish line

        transit cultures are a difficult hurdle; to get into the detail, you can't create a new pop from nothing, you either convert an existing one or move it, you can't split either. I don't think it's impossible, it's intimidating, but I used to be so intimidated with the logic of wifeslaves that I almost gave up, and now I'm here with a working prototype. There exist a way for mulatto cultures and I will find it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you could try creating a fake province that always has x pops of y pop type somehow (province modifiers?) and use it to make all the magic happen

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is a good mod to add content for GREECE
    Not Byzantium, Greece (Hellas)
    Pontus, North Epirus, Anatolian coast, conflict or integration of Aromanians, Arvanites, Macedonian slavs etc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Modern Greece is a British invention and has nothing to do with ancient Ellada.
      Give them decisions to accept Turkish culture like they did irl.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No shit?
        Early modern Greek history is series of constant disasters and it should be made into a mod

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Then why call modern gayreece Hellas?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            To make it clear I'm not talking about East Rome, there are a ton of byzaboo mods

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cool chinet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      we byly cossacks i govno shieeet

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Please join our multiplayer server

    https://discord.gg/fhm3mTzr

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fak off opressor

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how to make multiplayer fun, considering how paradox games are all about snowballing? it's always fun until germany takes french-comte or france takes the rhineland

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    play as sudacas thats how

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