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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >those fricking shadows

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is going on with those triangular shadows?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we have shadows at home

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how is that even supposed to look when people move?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Art
    >The Shadows
    >Tekken 3's story
    >Leroy and Feng Wei are there
    >All the characters have their new designs
    this whole thing looks so fricking lazy, if them waiting for this shit to be ready had any effect on the release timing of Tekken 8 I am going to fricking kill Michael Murray

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >All the characters have their new designs
      >lazy
      Lolwut

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the animators could have at least tried to reimagine or adapt the visuals and designs the characters had during Tekken 3 if they gave a shit, but given pretty much everything they've shown (with the exception of some fairly faithful recreations of the charcters moves) there is zero signs of any effort put into this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it's supposed to be T3, then make it look like T3.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was getting ready to say the same thing, it being Tekken 3's story but also having Tekken 7 characters is what really gets me. You also forgot one thing on that list
      >cgi

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Since no one has posted it yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >looks like dogshit
      >netflix

      of course

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >THE KING OF IRON FIST... competition

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The weird shadows actually look kind of cool in the action sequences. Unfortunately that's where the CG looks its worst so on the whole this thing is a mess.

      Also
      >making least effort netflix anime in our post-Arcane world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wow this looks fricking terrible
      >Look at comments
      >They all think it's going to be the best thing ever

      People have zero standards and will gobble up whatever shit you put in front of them apparently

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's the same as the Chip and Dale movie, i guess it's all about recognizing whichever character shows up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        people having low standards is nothing new they just want to go "oh wow look it that character i know and is a cameo from that other character"
        they don't care if the story is shit or if it looks awful, see netflixvania

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This wasn't true for the first Tekken OVA, but I guess Lee programming stealth robot dinosaurs and Heihachi not getting thrown into a cliff will do that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is up with the shadows, why does everyone have a triangle on their head.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Heihachi sound like some lispy homosexual? Literally voiced by the guy who did Mr. Satan and then old Joseph Joestar in japanese but dubgays get this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there a triangle shadow of every character in every scene? Is it an animation error?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i assume the triangles are blockout shadows during production that you remove later on.
        Someone in art direction, or a producer probably said it looks cool (and saves a heap), just to keep them in and ship as is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >King of Iron Fist Competition
      Why the frick would you do this?
      It's such a small thing, but why change it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        especially when the background art says tournament.

        Localizers strike again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The thing that irks me is that this implies that no one on the localization team has played through arcade mode even one time.
          Not one, not once.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Or even skimmed the wiki.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The shadows only look mega moronic on the air where it's most obvious.
    I hate how blocky and sharp the artstyle is. I hate the 3D. I hate the weird shadow stuff. I hate the dub voices (why couldn't they get the english VAs from the actual game??).

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whole multiracial cast... set around tekken 3.
    Insert instead the dlc black guy from tekken 7.

    WHERES EDDY?

    and wheres Yoshimitsu?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leroy is way cooler than Eddy. Also no doubt Yoshi will be in somewhere, I doubt the trailer showed all characters that will appear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eddy also debuted in 3 only to get cucked like this, guess he's not black enough for nigflix because he's Brazilian and not some hoodBlack person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no-one likes eddy except those kids who picked eddy (who no-one liked)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        which is why they made christie which has 70% of his moveset... sure.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't imagine malding this way for over 15 years.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind Leroy and Feng Wei being there, they can easily include them in the story without it being jarring, but why is Julia in her Tekken 7 outfit? I really fricking hope they don't have her acting like she does in Tekken 7, if she starts mentioning streaming and shit I'm gonna stop watching immediately.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does Paul look so much like a crackhead
    everyone else looks fine, but he looks as if he went from a 25 years old to a 55 years old

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone else looks fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon, Paul is 48

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm being a Black person, but in Tekken 3 he's 46, he's 48 in Tekken 7.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wait what
          You're telling me only two years passed in-universe between 3 and 7
          I could totally buy and understand the lack of time passes between say 3-5
          But 6 has a whole world fricking war and shit happen after Jin obtains the Zaibatsu
          Did the fricker really just get in a suit and immediately start carpet bombing places just to then have Heihachi get it all back not even that much long after

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's about a year or so between Tekken 3 and 4, with Jin going to Australia to unlearn Mishima style and start using traditional karate, 5 sorta takes place right after with the Jacks assaulting Honmaru after the fight between Jin, Kazuya and Heihachi. I think a few months might have gone by between Jin taking control in 5 and starting a war in 6.
            It mostly feels egregious because of how long it has been between entries in the series at this point

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, not alot of time passes between 3 and 7.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Paul is in his 40s and a huge plot point in his arc is that he's usually broke. He's probably aging poorly due to a lifestyle of non stop karate practice and fights with robots, bears, and guys possessed by demons

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to watching it honestly. Not much else to watch lately.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not much else to watch lately.
      so just don't watch anything?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well I can’t play games all day.

        My face gets tired.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          read, homie READ

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Read my face in yo ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looking forward to watching it honestly. Not much else to watch lately.

        if havent watched every other worthwhile show in existence this is not a valid complain. theres countless shows you could watch you just dont care.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bet they wouldn't pay the license to have a Gon cameo 🙁

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tekken series
    WOW YES I LOVE TE
    >its soulless tranime diarrhea
    Fricks sake

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the intro song isn’t sparking from tekken 5 we riot.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    King is in so I'm gonna watch it anyway
    His leg drops look fricking sick

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IM HERE NOOOOOOW

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They nerfed Julia's breasts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Julia's breasts were very big in Tekken 3. What bothers me is getting rid of the native American design elements.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Weren't *

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NETFLLIX

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember how ugly xiayou was in tekken 3. Nobody else remembers but I remember.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her render was, but her in game model was fine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm probably in the minority but I feel like her in game model from Tag 1 is probably my favorite look for her design wise

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          her render is a completely different story though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            JUST

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no anna no buy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >red nina relegated to dlc AGAIN
      Sad!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where is he

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only really care about the tag tournament storyline.
    How long do we have to wait for the third one. (with half the characters locked behind season pass :'( )

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that will be a dlc in t8 where it's half-baked to perfection. dont asko them for shitto

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    julia is for ganryu

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tekken7 Julia
    >tekken 5 Nina
    they dont even tried to fit with the timeline WTF
    also they fricked up Paul???

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >netflix
    why

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did they make Paul so fricking old? What the frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's 46 and he looks like he's supposed to look idk what you're on about

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he looks like he's supposed to look
        >he is 46
        what? he looks like he is 60

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          His hair is blonde, he's extremely jacked and his face doesn't have a ton of wrinkles on it. I don't know what you're talking about.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he looks like a troony and black then, also im gay

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I really hope you weren't a part of the composition or retakes team for this show anon. Your entire team should be fired

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