>Design a character clearly meant to be in his late 40s/early 50s. >Give him an age of 30-35 in the character sheet

>Design a character clearly meant to be in his late 40s/early 50s
>Give him an age of 30-35 in the character sheet

Why do JRPG designers do this? Do they have no context for what people in their 30s look like?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In their culture you're middle aged the second you hit 25

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not "their culture", that's just culture. You're supposed to have a house, a steady job and a family at that age. Doesn't matter if you live in Japan or Sweden.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a house
        Hey grandpa, how is it living in the fifties? If you want to be realistic, chalk that one off the list.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're games for kids. Anyone over 20 looks old to them.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Auron lived a hard and stressful life/unlife. Him aging like shit is entirely reasonable.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any other examples of this? Barret from FFVII comes to mind. He's like 32 and has a kid and an entire life prior to Midgar, portrayed as an old man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a game but Jet from Cowboy Bebop was 36.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jet looks 36

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's hilarious. He looks at least 50.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The kid's not his
      He's also not shown as an old man, just older than the rest of avalanche

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The kid's not his
        True, it's his friend's of a similar ages. Marlene is 5 or some shit isn't she

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might not be his kid but he was married before the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barret is 35, just like Auron. It's Cid who's 32. Also, Marlene isn't his daughter, she's white and he's black. His entire life before Midgar was about 30 years, so yes, he lived 30 years before Midgar. I always feel dumb when I explain simple stuff to dumb people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ramba Ral was 35 and looked like this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw 30 yo
        >tfw body already feels like shit
        >tfw can't really enjoy food because I easily get fatter
        >tfw losing hair in some places, getting hairier in others
        >tfw I've been having the shits all week and even ripping a fart is too dangerous for me
        I don't even drink/smoke, not even fat, but holy shit I am prone to getting ill from the smallest fricking thing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 36 and usually I feel pretty well, the only thing I can't eat are onions because I get diarrhea.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          30s is so fricking cool because its when the chickens come home to roost, all the people that treated themselves like shit finally visually have indications of it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 24 but young peoe think I'm 19-20 and older people think I'm 16. Physically I feel quite well.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm 33 and people think I'm that age or in my 20s and I feel lethargic and hate life.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              28, i get 23 a lot. Older people think i'm younger and most younger people think i'm younger than i am, but not as young as some older people think i am.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              im 29 and I literally had this 20 yo tell me I looked like I was 21-22 but I had to be probably like 25 since I had a beard
              she didn't believe me when I told her I was 29

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same here I’m 29 but everyone thinks I’m 20 and think that I’m fricking with them when I tell them my actual age

                Be sure to eat healthy, workout, and avoid too much alcohol, smoking, and sunlight

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It starts changing around then, in another few years you'll either start looking your age or you get set with unsettling baby-face that doesn't match your voice.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >eat healthy
                I don't eat healthy but don't eat junk either. neutral
                >workout
                starting to
                >sunlight
                avoid sunlight? doing that

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Work out dude.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA
            >work out since i was 18 (12 years ago now)
            >still feel like shit
            what now smartie pants

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        35 going on 55

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Resident Evil was bad about this too. Chris and Jill were like a 20 year old ex Air Force pilot and special forces veteran or something like that. Rebecca was an 18 year old chemistry prodigy with a PhD slumming it on the local swat team. For some reason Barry and Wesker were pretty realistic though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cid is a worse offender, why'd you single out Barret?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever lived in a world with a constant looming apocalypse in your face where you spend your entire life fighting monsters?
    WRPGgays are fricking moronic hypocrites.
    b***h when the characters look young.
    b***h when the characters look old.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ummm yes, the apocalypse is climate change and the monsters are right wingers, chud

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >32

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't smoke, kids

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks 32 though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moisturize, homie.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          dude no he looks 50

          Watch less movies, that look is pretty normal for a labor-heavy 32 year old who smokes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please go out side you freak.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I do, every day?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no you don't or you would know how people actually look and act

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            post age and hairline

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude no he looks 50

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers have a different idea of 32. Han solo in the prequels is a guy who looks like he's in his 30s but to zoomers he looks 19

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          explains the quality of these threads this weekend. don't zoomies have to sleep for school tomorrow?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seen older 25 year olds irl

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have too but they have really shit lifestyles, like they drink and smoke constantly and have ended up in the hospital multiple times

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has no wrinkles on his forehead or anything. He has some rather pronounced nasolabial folds, but you can get those as early as your mid-20s. His hair has some greying, but you can actually start graying in your early 30s as well.

    You people always judge a character's age based on their personality rather than their actual physical features. Auron acts like a crotchety old man but nothing about his appearance screams 50s.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >40

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For women it's the opposite, they keep looking hot to not lose the coomer audience.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ain't it the truth?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          isn't she aging slower due to getting T-VIRUS'd?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

            this can't be real.

            Not yet, they're both canonically 10 years younger than that, but they'll get there.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              doesn't that mean that any of her offspring would naturally have the T-virus too?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No main character in Resident Evil except Ethan Winters ever had or will have sex.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see why they killed him off then, the series couldn't handle that big of a gigachad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Barry has kids

                Wesker has a kid

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                One of those is a funny side man and the other jizzed into a petri dish while pumping to old Rebecca polaroids

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not enough data to say definitively, but I don't imagine any sexually reproducing infected animals wouldn't give birth to infected offspring. Like black plague survives having resistance to HPV or whatever was it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Should have kept the blonde hair. Did she dye it brown or did her hair pigments heal?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's remake-continuity Jill, and they haven't remade RE5 yet so they could very well retcon Wesker making her blond so he can have sex with himself

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just don't see Wesker caring about women long enough to frick one

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He did have a kid. But in this case I think he did it just to show Chris up, not only fricking his longtime partner and friend, but doing it before Chris himself ever did. He also fricked Rebecca who Chris really cares for and wanted to frick Claire for the same reason.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >have the formula for eternal youth
            >waste time making dumb monsters for warfare that always get killed by a single guy instead
            If I as an Umbrella shareholer I would be fricking pissed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this can't be real.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          When does she get blonde hair? Is that still canon. They had a period where the followed that blonde hair agent fad.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            RE5. They're going to remake it next so we'll see if they keep the whole blond Jill thing.

            That's remake-continuity Jill, and they haven't remade RE5 yet so they could very well retcon Wesker making her blond so he can have sex with himself

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            pretty sure a file in re5 explains her blonde hair came from the mind control device

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          RE3 takes place like a month after RE1.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's still wearing that outfit 17 years later.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would read One Piece if Rape Bastard Luffy was the actual design and age.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't care how old or young he is, he's kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that little smirk
      unfiltered kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Auron is so fricking cool.
      I own a very similar pair of glasses and wear them around all the time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dramatic cutscene for a trash mob that dies in one hit
      kino

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shows up
        >oneshots monster
        >casually keeps walking
        yea I'm thinking kino

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He dies in one hit BECAUSE he's Auron, you absolute moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          my "kino" was not ironic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a kid, Auron was the coolest fricking character ever, from his attitude to his design to his voice
      and that hasn't changed, he's still cool as frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >always have arm in a sling
      I thought he had a dead arm he couldn't move until this scene

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >used to put my arm in a sling on my jacket in middle school after playing FFX to look like Auron
        thanks for bringing back that cringecore memory, now I won't be able to sleep tonight

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean that would be cooler and fit his backstory better than simply doing that one thing some Samurai did.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And he has the coolest fricking theme of any FF character

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has to be the remaster. Also they should've given him more muscle. Wakka lools better than him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd imagine it's hard to gain muscle when you're dead

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an FMV you clod, it can't be the remaster model.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also hate how Guts is like 23 or whatever but looks older than this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair Guts has had a ROUGH 23 years

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no good excuse for it man, the art just got fricked up. He looked amazing until he turned into an old man for no good reason.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is the the creators can never properly inout the passage of time. The timeframe from guts being in the eclipse to guts being in elfheim should be like 10 years later. Then I could see and accept guts as an old man tired from his battles. Especially if he had been using the berserker armor for all these years. Not one arc later and guts looks like solid snake

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what are you talking about
            He just got a more defined jaw, as a man should in his 20s

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you grow that over your life not in a couple of months

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My nephew grew foot taller and put on 30lbs over the summer

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and in 2 more months he would look like he's 50 according to berserk logic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But Guts never stopped looking like he's in his 20s. You're projecting shit that didn't happen.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're dumb. don't reply to me again.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but if anything to single out about Guts is how he's not completely deformed by all the physical abuse and wounds he gets

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Auron is so fricking cool

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought the scene with Seymour stepping in to fight the fiend whilst aurpn amd tidus watch was cooler than this scene. But this scene was cooler than the initial anima scene where it's hard to tell exactly what anima is doing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny thing about Seymour, while Seymour is attempting to groom and recruit Yuna he compares himself to Lord Zaon to Yuna's Lady Yunalesca. But Seymour has more in common with Yu Yevon. A crazed summoner who calls the souls of the dead and fashions them into armor that he uses to kill indiscriminately. That's what Seymour does. I recently replayed X and I don't think there's anyone else in the game that does that. Which speaks to his ability as a summoner but also to the horror he would wreak if he were to succeed in his goal.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked Jecht and Braska and all but Seymour was the true Final Boss. His subplot with his mother was well done. I think though that Maester Micah was just as evil as seymour. The game just didn't show it well but Micah should've been the boss in bevelle which could've fleshed him out more in that regard. What makes Yu Yevon crazy? The game seems to portray his decisionas a sort of samson option that had to be done if I'm remembering correctly

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Although micah just deciding to give up and die was very unique and something I had never seen before.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing the game implies is that the enormity of creating Sin and summoning Dream Zanarkand just broke his mind. To the point where now he only ever does one thing for eternity

            >Bahamut: Tell me, what do you know about Yu Yevon?
            >Tidus: He’s what makes Sin come back!
            >Yuna: Sin is his armor. It protects him.
            >Bahamut: Yu Yevon was once a summoner, long ago. He was peerless. Yet now he lives for one purpose: only to summon. He is neither good, nor evil. He is awake, yet he dreams. But…maybe not forever.
            >Tidus: Yeah, that’s right. Because we’re ending it.

            As for Mika, he was just apathetic to the point of malevolence. As far as he was concerned Sin can never die so it was pointless to actually try. He was using Yevon to create a status quo that would never change. Yeah things would never get better but they would never get worse either

            >Mika: Men die. Beasts die. Trees die. Even continents perish. Only the power of death truly commands in Spira. Resisting its power is futile.
            >Yuna: But what of Sin? I am a summoner, my lord, like my father before me! I am on a pilgrimage to stop the death that Sin brings. Are you… Are you telling me that, too, is futile? Grand Maester Mika, I am not alone! All the people who have opposed Sin… Their battles, their sacrifices– were they all in vain?
            >Mika: Not in vain. No matter how many summoners give their lives, Sin cannot be truly defeated. The rebirth cannot be stopped. Yet the courage of those who fight gives the people hope. There is nothing futile in the life and death of a summoner.
            >Auron: Never futile… but never ending.
            >Mika: Indeed, that is the essence of Yevon.
            >Yuna: Lord Mika!
            >Mika: Yevon is embodied by eternal, unchanging continuity, summoner.
            >Yuna: No…that can’t be right!
            >Mika: Those who question these truths– they are traitors!
            >Yuna: Lord Mika!

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah see Yu Yevon just became a drone. He was likely always an ok person. His daughter was crazy and I could never see Seymour making a dream guadosalam but I don't see alot of things in common between Yu and Seymour. Maybe Seymour and Tidus.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never saw Yunalesca as crazy. Moreso I see her in the same light I see Mika in. Yunalesca just accepted that actually killing Sin is impossible. Both Yunalesca and Mika know the whole repentance thing is bullshit. Sin's resurrection has nothing to do with how pious Spira is. But nothing is strong enough to actually kill Sin and get at Yu Yevon inside of it so she and Mika and everyone in Yevon pedal this nonsense because it gives people a slim hope to hang onto. Because of people understood how fricked they really were, they'd just give up and die.

                Which in the abstract I understand. But I Mika to be unforgivable because he threw the Al Bhed under the bus to sell this shit. Can't do anything about Sin but you can throw rocks at the Al Bhed and not die. With Yunalesca I just find get pitiable. An enemy that must die but still pitiable.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was with yunalesca up to the point where she said "well I will free you from your despair..." at which point she assaults the party. But I suppose you could cover it up with her having to keep the truth secret but it was already known by the church plus everyone would've just branded yuna and co as blasphemous heretics anyway. Maybe all the isolation made her quick to resort to violence. Although she must be able to go the zanarkand matrix anytime she pleases.

                The al bhed hatred was necessary for the whole plan to work smoothly. Somebody has to be the bad guys holding spira back(other than Sin ofc)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yunalesca seems to think her way is the only way and got offended when Yuna told her to frick off. That's kind of the thing FFX as a whole interrogates. The whole concept of incuriousity and just accepting shit without thinking or looking at other ways. Yuna was going to march her petite ass up a mountain to commit suicide and her adoptive brother and sister were just gonna let it happen. That's probably why Tidus was necessary. Because he was asking questions that everyone else just took for granted. Because the world they were born into literally forbids you asking questions on certain topics. Granted the threat of Sin is very real but come on, NO ONE wonders where it came from?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Granted the threat of Sin is very real but come on, NO ONE wonders where it came from?
                I mean, aside from the entire Al Bhed culture who probably talk about that shit all the time, but nobody can understand a word they're saying and all the temples kind of agreed to kill them all on sight outside of Blitzball season.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hairless arm/armpit
      this always bothered me. does he wax them? not very badass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably was a b***h to animate

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit Auron has a second arm?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't make cool japanese homies like they used to...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Auron is like that cool uncle you always wanna hang out with

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If youre in your 30s itt, go take a look in the mirror. Youre more wrinkly then you realize

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turned 35 and still get carded. My wife hates it.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >45

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DILF

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >35
    >seen as a rapidly dying old man with one foot in the coffin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >29
      >magic professor, summoner
      >dirty old man

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He died at 35

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He died at 25

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    JRPG time is convoluted, its why 17 year olds are hardened mercenaries

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's been undead for ten years by the time the game starts. He looked his age when he died.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    most MC JRPG protags are 15-16. For some reason only having 3 years of highschool warped their entire fricking society

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played Final Fantasy X on release and am now older than Auron.
    Feels strange.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loses friends
    >gets pissed off and tries to kill prostitute that tricked his bros
    >gets mortally wounded instead
    >dies on his way crawling back to gagazet

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Potentially it's something of his own choosing. We're not entirely sure how being unsent works in the game but apparently just based on what happens to Seymour it's fair to say how one appears is of their own choosing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this image was the best thing to ever come out of FF7R

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Japan, your life is essentially over after high school/college. You become a wagie and then you wage until you die.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just life everywhere

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >24 year old and 9 months pregnant

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based Wakka cleaning up his bros sloppy seconds

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are the odds that both of them cried for Chappu when it was over?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's impossible to for a child that played this game not to nut at least once to her.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a horny teenager I preferred Rikku back when FFX released. Now I still do she's fricking perfect.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rikku was amazing. It's like SE wanted you to coom. Rikku was like a little sister to me. Yuna made me have unrealistic expectations on how women are mentally. I coomed so much to ffx. Remember that one doujin where rikku gets fricked by auron but everybody on the ship was having sex and rikku wanted it. Good stuff.

          I think though maturity is realizing that rikku can never truly compare to the best theif in the franchise.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pic related
            She's perfect, why can't she exist irl, irl women can't even carry all that materia inside them

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to lick her tummy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same except I only like her original design in X but artists circlejerk over her X-2 design

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          NAKDASHI

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ~~*Al Bhed*~~

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in 2002 I thought it was the rightful potrayal of a 35 years old guy.
    Now I'm 35 myself, and the last time I replayed the game he honestly seemed like a a 60-something guy to me. A super-strong 60-something guy, but still, an old man nonetheless.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They always do this shit. Like Jill and Chris in RE1 already being seasoned retired special forces despite being like 23 years old

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People looked much older in their 30s up until about 40 or 50 years ago than they do today. Your average 30 year old looks like a teenager that just doesn't get enough sleep, their features are all soft and child-like.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    some people just look old for their age or age more for a lot of reasons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daniel Craig only looks a couple years older, 10 or less at most.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jej I just managed to beat FF VIII with no weapon upgrade, no lv up, 1 GF equipped per character, no Quezacotl (aka Card), and with less than 100 kills. Fricking Sorceress (boss) in Ultimecia Castle counts as 11 kills.
    Shit was actually fun. I didn't kill Ultima/Omega tho.

    Should I try No Sphere Grid in X? Is that shit hard?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play 12 and don't be an autist that does the xp trick. 12 has a way more fun lvling system for challenges like what you're doing. Or 7.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ??
        What EXP trick? You mean grinding with Vaan (solo) so that other chars can be his level when they join?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rubber band.
          Ps2 controller.
          Westersands.
          Nuff said.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rubber band.
          Ps2 controller.
          Westersands.
          Nuff said.

          And after doing this you must argue against people saying the game plays itself, like true FF12 fanboys. Fricking morons I swear to god.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think it's fair to slam ff12 for such an oversight. FF13/15 deserved the hatred 12 got back then. 12 was the last time SE actually TRIED.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You probably didn't even play the original FF12. The gameplay was tedious as frick and not very fun and the story sucked. It was the first FF I played where I didn't give a single frick about the side stuff because it felt utterly pointless.
              They spent a lot of time on the visuals but overall it's really soulless and was boring to play.
              IZJS "fixed" it by making it easier, faster(2x speed), and removing a ton of tedium by letting you get gambits earlier and TZA made it baby mode easy with 2 job boards and 4x speed.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You say you didn't give a frick about the sidestuff yet there was so much to do. There were even hidden sidequests you could've skipped right over.

                The game sucls but I just think that it never deserved such vitriol. Especially when 12>13.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It felt completely pointless because I wasn't even enjoying the main stuff. To me it was barely even a FF game.
                >not many treasures and tons of them were boring RNG shit
                >chocobo was basically implanted only to say it was there
                >soulless airship and almost entirely dead feeling world
                >boring as shit main story
                >zero likeable characters
                Don't give me that shit about Fran and Balthier being cool, they're just as boring as the rest of them.
                I like the idea of hunts but if I'm not immersed into the game and the combat is mostly boring there's just no point to them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Balthier is Han Solo, and Fran is Chewbacca.
                >tall
                >hairy
                >comes from forest, but now lives outside
                >you can't understand her when she speaks

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Woah dude haven't heard that one before

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very superficial comparison.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's quite a hot take

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                FF12 is just star wars even the music sounds the same

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Xgays actually believe this
                every single one of those "criticisms" is applicable to (you)r favorite game

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also FF13 got tons of hate. I don't think FF15 got enough though. The company should have folded after that shit but people ate it up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no sphere grid will be easier than the challenge you just did

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Auron and Vivi are the best Final Fantasy characters.
    I think Auron is inspired by Mel Gibson in some way.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought he's supposed to be Clint Eastwood.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They finally fixed it with FF16. Pic rel are 33yo and 30yo

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe that's what 35yo MEN looked like back in 2001. This isn't america with your "30 is the new 20" mentality

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Orson Welles was 25 when he directed / starred in Citizen Kane
    End me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      never actually watched citizen kane, probably should get around to that one day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has always been celebrated for it's excellence.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really funny in Ace Attorney where everyone is some kind of super lawyer prodigy. Even funnier in TGAA where the main dudes were in their twenties and thirties but proficient legal assistant, genius inventor, and rookie detective were all underage girls.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its even funnier if you live in japan and understand how moronic education and japanese people in general are.

      the thought that any jap could be some intellectual prodigy, or that any school in japan would be consider a high ranking school for the intellectually elite, makes me guffaw out loud

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound obsessed. Japan has notable schools and has contribited to modern society. Japan as a country is superior to many states. Ohio, Florida and Texas just to name a few.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Conversely, you sound like a teenager with very little wordly experience outside of what you see on twitter, someone who values popular safe opinions over those formed from years of direct experience and objective analysis.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In their culture you’re old aged the second you turn 14

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >14
      anon you're considered a hag by the time you hit 12

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The character designs and opening intro were the only thing I remember enjoying from this game which I stopped playing 1/3 in. Although later in life I hear alot people say the job system was flawless. To me a perfect job system was already done in V. Why do people say X-2 acheived success in this regard?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't remember a thing about this game but I remember enjoying it. I think it was just mindless grinding with fun combat, I dunno. No one ever really hated on it aside from the glaring girl power stuff. Ganker used to make fun of that "what can I do for you" song but that's it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I first got X I bought X-2 so I could naturally play afterwards. Whilst playing X I kept wondering exactly how the story will turn in a way that causes Yuna to look the girl on the cover of X-2

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's funny. I can see how that must have had you thinking lol.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I kept wondering exactly how the story will turn in a way that causes Yuna to look the girl on the cover of X-2
          I always chopped it up to a quarter-life crisis combined with losing your man

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's funny, she probably didn't put much thought into it either, she fully expected to sacrifice herself once she got to Zanarkand

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The idea is that Tidus's influence over Yuna from FFX has carried over into X-2. So Yuna has adopted Tidus's frayed out hair, his hoodie, the Zanarkand crest on her chest, and the asymmetrical bottoms using her dress in lieu of Tidus's pants. She's also incorporated Tidus's more outgoing and extroverted personality although she's still demure when compared to the literal ball of energy that is Rikku. And her own personality hasn't faded completely because she still has that I GOTTA SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD mentality even though she's trying her damndest to not do that and it's even working against her when 2 political factions tries using her celebrity status to turn her into a figurehead for their ideals. The first 2 chapters of the game is her trying so hard not to get forced into the heroine role before chapter 3 when she starts meandering back into it and chapter 4 and 5 is her saying frick it, she's too far gone to turn back now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If fun = meaningful decisions/ minute then X-2 gets a lot of praise because battles move much faster. It has the job system of 5 but unlike 5 you can change your job at any time. We're back to ATB but the ATB is cranked up because enemies will attack often and aggressively. Even interrupting your attacks or you can interrupt theirs. All classes have their own unique designs for each character with their own animations for attacking, victory, and movement. So while it's easy to call it Charlie's Angels: the game, there's far more effort put into it than even some modern games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        agreed, to this day it has the best implementation of the ATB system they've ever made

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess I'm the only one who liked Paine the most

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just have to play it. V jobs were great. X-2 did it better. To the point I doubt 100% we ever see a job system in FF again. Kind of like how X turn based system made square go away from turn based. They did it best, no reason to keep fricking with it.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized he is supposed to look like mad max from beyond thunderdome

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Javier Bardem here

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these guys were in their 20s in this picture

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man why the frick Arn Anderson looking so cute in this pic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking 80s man

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only see a young wee lad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not true. This was taken in 1987.
      Ric Flair (38)
      Arn Anderson (29)
      Tully Blanchard (33)
      Lex Luger (29)

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at pictures of WW2 veterans after the war. They aged decades despite the conflict not lasting that long. My grandpa and his cousins had a before and after pictures. They were mostly late teens early 20s when they enlisted and they look like it, but they look like they were in the 40s in their post-war image when the survivors returned.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When i watch those podcasts with special ops vets, they talk about training Afghans when they were 25-26. When you focus on that fact that most soldiers are younger and most special ops guys are below 35, it really emphasizes how young people are put into crazy positions in the military at least. The specific interview i watched was a Green Beret. Crazy to think that guys are out there advising foreign fighters and conducting operations. That's a lot of authority. I'm 28, and i can't imagine doing that stuff.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    14 year old teenager.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't mind me, just on my way to 10th grade home room

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't mind me, just on my way to 10th grade home room

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That wasn't a half bad manga. I don't remember the name. It's about a werewolf. He's not a werewolf. .

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't remember the name
          Wolf Guy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How fortuitously succinct.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't mind me, just on my way to 10th grade home room

      World's end harem has a 5-year-old adult-looking tittymonster

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Sin ever destroy Bevelle?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bevelle and the Yevon religion they ran kept everyone from trying to defeat Sin for real.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And "sin" is aware of this?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not?
          You have to give certain conceits to storytelling anon, trying to figure out Yevon's tax policies isn't going to make it better or worse

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean if Bevelle is destroyed that could have drastically changed the entire Spira world. Bevelle furthermore looks absolutely immaculate and has it's own dragon guardian. I don't think it's fair to act like I'm trying to go after something relatively inconsequential.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sin doesn't attack Bevelle. Bevelle just also happens to be the center of the religion effectively worshipping Sin (or the guy powering Sin). It's not a big stretch of the imagination to find a reason he doesn't attack them, and because of that the reason why doesn't really need to be spelled out. But the reason really isn't important at all to the plot.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sin is an entity made of many souls. Naturally it must know that bevelle is essential to it's cause. The game doesn't go too much into Sin lore. I remember for years I would tell people om gamefaqs or neoseeker that they had to go back to the temples during postgame to get all their questions answered. What FFX never answered was the temple on Sin.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sin doesn't attack Bevelle. Bevelle just also happens to be the center of the religion effectively worshipping Sin (or the guy powering Sin). It's not a big stretch of the imagination to find a reason he doesn't attack them, and because of that the reason why doesn't really need to be spelled out. But the reason really isn't important at all to the plot.

              Sin stays away from Bevelle because it has Vegnagun buried beneath it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one knows what Vegnagun even is in FFX. What's more it was never deployed

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vegnagun was Bevelles answer to Sin, but mechanical rather than magical. it's basically Skynet attached to a metal gear, it was never deployed because it was paranoid and unstable. Nontheless it's something that could concevably kill Sin, the fact that the cast doesn't know about it has no bearing in FFX. Sin staying the frick away from the only thing it considers a threat is a perfectly valid explaination

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd have to find the dialogue but going by memory the Crusaders try REALLY hard to distract Sin during Blitzball season. Which translates to the Crusaders turning themselves into easy, attractive targets to be mulched so that everyone else can enjoy Blitz season unmolested.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >second link
      This one always makes me feel an emotion I can't put into words

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Second one
      KINO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God i miss Squaresoft's music.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >design a Samurai
    >gameplay-wise, he's a Knight
    >Gil Toss is a move in the Thief's sphere grid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yojimbo was moronic and a majority of yunas aeons were bad designs. Alexander of FF9 mogs a majority of FFX summons. Anima was the only saving grace. FF8 will forever have the best summons. And so it goes.

      I mean if Bevelle is destroyed that could have drastically changed the entire Spira world. Bevelle furthermore looks absolutely immaculate and has it's own dragon guardian. I don't think it's fair to act like I'm trying to go after something relatively inconsequential.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a Japanese cultural issue where they think life is over after the age of 25 and everyone 30 and above is senior citizen status.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a Japanese cultural issue where they think life is over after the age of 25 and everyone 30 and above is senior citizen status.

      Explain how 30 year old Sakura Sensei mogs the hell out of the entire cast then.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does newer anime still use this shimmering effect that old anime did?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, digital anime is soulless in every sense of the word, there's no artistry in it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think think digital animation could be better. it's less a problem of "digital" animation and more a problem of cheap, outsourced animation. if we had the animators we had in the 40s-50s we would've made great digital animation.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What animu? Kinda looks like Urusei Yatsura but I've only read the first volume or so.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cultural issue where they think life is over after the age of 25
      I mean, I get your point, but they're also not wrong lol. Skin stops producing collagen at around 24, brain neuroplasticity peaks at 20 iirc. Your body pretty much starts going through degeneration and how much care you put into maintaining yourself really starts to show. [spoiler]Not many put any time into it and only start caring out of knee-jerk reactions. This involves changes in diet, working out, and much more.[/spoiler]

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beats me. Here's their age breakdowns, as seen through the lens of anime and vidya:
    >1-3: babby
    >4-13: THE CHILDREN THE HOPE THE FUTURE
    >14-20: You're an adult now, act your age and sacrifice yourself for THE CHILDREN THE HOPE THE FUTURE
    >21-30: Get back in your rocking chair grandpa you're not useful anymore
    >31-70: Waste of resources, not actually people
    >71+: EVERYONE YOUNGER THAN ME MUST FOLLOW MY WHIMS AND EXISTS TO PERPETUATE MY LIFESTYLE AND ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbh I think it's even tighter then that

      >13: absolute minimum protag terretory
      >14-15: prime but still rising protag
      >16-18: absolute peak protag performance
      >19-20: downhill from here, gotta pass on your skills to the next generation

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is weird because Resident Evil absolutely refuses to update its cast. Isn't Chris pushing 60 now?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        IRL this shit is only true in gymnastics or some shit

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japs are just super age obsessed. If you're over 25 you might as well just necc.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    old anons lend me your wisdom
    i’m 26 and have just given up neeting, got a job and don’t get a day off for another couple days (wednesday/thursday)
    how do you survive on your feet everyday, my body is already so tired from running around all day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its just the shit you gotta do so you do it, there's no real trick to getting through it because getting through it is just what has to happen so it does
      just do the thing, thing doer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat healthy, it makes a fricking huge difference. If you have a shit diet you can get caught in the Too tired to cook -> eat shit food -> feel like shit -> repeat loop which sucks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking preach, that death spiral is so easy to fall into and so difficult to get yourself out of

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this guy cooks.

        this and a basic, simple exercise routine can 180 your life within a year.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      should've taken the WFH pill anon. At this point your best bet is to unironically learn to code and try to get into IT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where are people getting these work from home jobs? I figured office jobs pay higher in the city because shit costs more but if people can live in bumfrick nowhere for cheap, would the pay drop down or is it so competitive that wages are much higher than a regular office work because you have more applicants due to a larger pool selection?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Call centers offer work from home but usually only 2 days a week to keep their control over you as a wagie. They do this instead of offering higher wages so that you feel inclined to stay. The software they use to monitor you 1984 style can still see you no matter whether you're in a cubicle or half naked in your bedroom.

          Programming and IT is sometimes work from home and, sometimes, offers more than 2 days a week. Partially because if they don't offer work from home they start bleeding high level talent that got used to it during the pandemic and realized they don't need to be in the office. There's also the fact that in IT jobs it legitimately sucks to have a sickness sweep through the office and just take out 1/3rd of your entire department for what could be a multinational business so it's about making sure all your eggs aren't in one basket.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cliques
            >gossip everywhere
            >everybody sleeping around with each other
            >absolute fricking filthy girls
            >weirdest fricking shit always happening
            Man, you want to feel like you're back in high school, work at a call center. The worst part about it is that you're working at a call center.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the basic level just eat well, sleep well, play well. As long as your sleep is consistent, your diet isn't shit and you take up hobbies which genuinely make you content then you can persevere through most of the physical shit to do with life.
      On the spiritual side however you need to make sure your life outside work actually has meaning or else you'll come to realize that working is meaningless and you're just waking up to wageslave.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make sure your life outside work actually has meaning or else you'll come to realize that working is meaningless and you're just waking up to wageslave.
        This. If your job isn't meaningful to you on a transcendental level, then your out-of-work life better be otherwise you'll be fricked. (emphasis on "TO YOU" with whatever meaningful might be)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      get good shoes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it gets easier the more you do it

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do they have no context for what people in their 30s look like?
    Do you, moron?

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you seen asian people
    they look young as frick on their forties

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they also eat nothing but fish and rice all day every day

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 year olds?
    Not in my Japan.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He seemed to age rapidly after he died

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having recently played the games, I don’t get why X has a middling reception with the fanbase. It’s honestly top 3 FF regarding gameplay, story and characters and that’s a feat as no other main entry achieved all of these at the same time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't, it's jusy Ganker contrarianism. X was a tremendous hit on release, so much so that it made Square break their No Sequels rule and it's widely regarded as one of the best games of the PS2 generation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan always rated it #1 in fan polls. Its just a Ganker thing, back in the day people were contrarian as frick and hated FF7 and loved FF9 too. Now it's like that for FFX and FF12.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Japan (and the US too, honestly) anything above the age of 21-23 is considered old as frick. Auron is a good representation of what Japan and the US see in their head when they picture someone in the 30-35 range. He's cool as frick though, if they straight up said he's a dude in his early 40's he'd be even cooler though so the whole thing of him looking older but being younger works against him in that regard because "cool and really fricking strong older guy" is a common type of character but him being 35 is kinda eh, still too young for the way he looks.

    Also, Tidus is supposed to be 17 in FFX and so is Yuna. They look and sound older. They should've been aged to be at least 21 or 20. Lulu is 22 but sounds and looks more like 25-28 but we can chalk that up to the voice actress+design+script combo aging her up a bit than what she really is. It's tricky to properly put an age on characters in general if you really think about it.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they did the same thing but in reverse for Frog/Glenn in Chrono Trigger

    he was a knave and even though the cutscenes with Cyrus treat him as a young man who's <25yo, he's already 30 at that time and when you meet him ingame he's 40

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in japan anything above the age of X is considered old
    god im so sick of moronic anime homosexuals who dont jack shit about japan trying to pass off observations from fricking anime as facts about the country.

    people did this dumb shit 10 years ago and it just doesnt end. god you homosexuals are so fricking ignorant, dont you ever try to challenge yourself to learn more about the things you want to preach about. jesus christ i hate humans

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    JRPGs taught me if I haven't had anything figured out by 16 I'm a total fricking failure.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jrpgs and anime taught me
      thats your problem

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s because in Japan your life ends when you graduate high school

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asian fellas don't age well

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude looks to be like 35 tho

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Japan anything up to 16 is “kid”
    16-22 is “young adult”
    Anything over that is grandpa
    This is especially true if you’re a woman

    The whole thing is bizarre, because the median age for Japanese people is fairly high at 49 years old, so you’d think older characters would be more popular because they’re more relatable

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japan has a fricked up idea about age, this guy is supposed to be 35 yet everyone treats him like he’s ancient and an old man, it’s bizarre

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do Japanese people have low life expectancy? I thought it was a wealthy nation but maybe I was wrong.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have the highest life expectancy in the world anon. The oldest people in the world are almost always Japanese for a reason.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIRTY IS THE LAST YEAR OF YOUR TWENTIES

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros I get so demoralized watching 50s movies and seeing people my age (24) look like actual classy grown ass men. I still look the same when I was 16.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s because everyone smoked like a chimney back then

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's how they see westerners' aging process. They think we turn into old granpas and grannies by the time we get into our 40's.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not just Japan that fricks this up. This guy is supposed to be 30. Lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's normal for a slav to look like that at 30 considering alcohol, shit living situation, fighting in war.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair the guy's seen and experienced some shit back at slav land.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard slavs all bald very quickly . shame because I wanted to breed a slav.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Odd, my father's side of the family is Hungarian and all the men have our hair, my mother's side is Australian and my cousins from that side went cueball in their twenties.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats just how the slavic life is

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wagecucks or slave class works to the bone with no sleep no care for long term damage. They think doing drugs (Cofee, energy drinks, pre workout, etc) to cope with having to work like a mule will never come back to bite them in the ass.

    Suddenly when they hit 30 all their bones turn brittle. Easy to break and body can't heal as easily anymore. If you noticed you turned fat its prob due to age by mid 20s

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jrpg rule of thumb add 5 years to every character

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    boring humorless Reddit tourist thread

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michael ironside in total recall
    30 years old at Release

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool so cooooool amaaaaan... let me suck your diiiiiiick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are some actors who just looked 50 their whole lives. Gene Hackman was one of them.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love 30 year old Japanese HAGS like the one in pic rel

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