Women have zero interests outside social ladder climbing and fricking as many men as possible which means they only want to play video games where they can pretend they're building a career, getting rich, and fricking as many men as possible
They get to create a perfect make believe life that they can manipulate every detail of, which is far different from real life which is messy, unpredicatble, and you have to cooperate with other real people with their own interests and agendas.
They aren't, but I guess because someone in Ganker asked a question asking for why does something happen people will automatically assume it happens and will draw people trying to make ad hoc explanations to explain it and feel smart.
I could ask right now "Why is the sky green and purple" and I would still have moronic Gankeredditors try to explain it.
Gardening sim to make a farmers market business with a cute country girl who learns about animals like snakes and rabbits and snails and ducks and chickens and how you can use them to create a biosphere in your girls backyard and you get rewarded with bigger and juicier fruit.
action rpg
tumblr femoid with dyed hair, nosering and tattoos
woman tries to fight the patriarchy and become a man, fails at the final boss (who is a straight white man), she ends up accepting her fate and learning how to cook
It's proven that women who play vidya would like to have ""relationships"" with animals too based on the amount of them that picked the route that leads to the infamous bear scene in BG3.
Title says FOR women
If they were to sell a firefighter game to women they would make the guys all sexy and shit
You think gachashit sells only because of women? Nah man, it's also the twinks
yeah, it shows women what the job is like
and a running tally of how many people turned into embers
it would be a vr game, all the physics are dialed in to make everything heavier and harder to do
Fashionista
Stardew but you create clothes and accessories.
You dress up in your clothes.
You can make fun of others clothes based on your fashionista ranking (tech milestones).
Fashion shows based on the town's likes/dislikes.
Money pleaaaaaase.
This is a pretty good idea. You can also add online elements and fashion shows where other players rank your outfits. Winning fashion shows would grant you access to new titles and other rewards. Have seasonal leaderboards that encourage players to become the top fashion designer of the season. >actually sounds kinda fun
Are women such self loathing creatures that they can't do this themselves? Frick this shit, I'm gonna make an indie game and get rich making games for girls.
>Are women such self loathing creatures that they can't do this themselves?
it is bizarre, there's a lot of women gamedevs now, but they cant even make games for themselves, so they just whinge and make men make games like peach showtime and zelda the princess game
instead of something more realistic like crazy cat lady that can show them the future if they waste their youth
ALIMONEY
like phoenix wright, but it's divorce court and it's over who gets custody of the kid, you're a childless woman lawyer dealing with various family court cases
>fantasy setting village/house builder with piss easy combat from time to time >story begins with a wounded vampire/werewolf hunk laying at your door step >your husband died, you take the sexy Wolfman and simulate life with dangerous but sexy Monster man >build your farm, expand, take over a village whatever >core principles are dangerous hunks, buying stuff, being a fairy queen and have extreme power, all that homosexual stuff
>gameplay
Cooking & Cleaning Simulator >main character
Heterosexual female with no tattoos and non-provocative attire >story
A girl finds a husband, learns not to yap so much, and devotes the rest of her years to being a good mother and wife
>gameplay
match 3 >main character
some shitty mascot, a cat probably >story
there's this bimbo cat who is an ass to the unique, not like other cats cat (protag). Protag cat wants to make her life (both cats are females) miserable
>dollhouse sim
something basic like animal crossing but where you have everything available. idk you can invite people to say how nice it is >baby raising sim
maybe more on the funnier side but you would raise the kid into adulthood and navigate funny and tragic scenarios along the way akin to princess maker, but more game-y where you have to play mini games like changing the baby’s diaper and teaching the baby how to use a toilet >fighting game
all the characters look cute, have cute looking attacks and hug and kiss each other after every round. maybe on a property like sanryo or squishmellows
i was thinking of something akin to late 90’s capcom but simpler but the same anime with smear frames style. think darkstalkers, sf alpha, mvc2 etc. but with hello kitty and friends hitting each other with pillows or fans and tickling each other with feathers
I do this sometimes with my left hand but it's like more like how you clawgrip but bringing the index finger all the way down to the stick instead of the dpad.
Alright, here it is, it's called Nier Automata, it's a gay little game about the relationship between a cute little girl in a gothic e-girlta dress and a little twink who dresses like a gay and the whole thing is about killing hecking wholesome cute robots and how much the cute little girl and the twink love each other.
Pretty walkable city. Have to find your cat. Tracker pings every 5 minutes.
/
Underwater city. Talk to someone to be able to move a kilometer beyond them toward the outer rim. People hide and go about their complex schedule. Talking to them moves you around gettinc to know the city. At the end decide if you want to leave of be crowned Queen.
/
Match couples like tinder. And raise their babies. Babbys needs company? Match another pair. Try to cater to their tastes. As if traits and nature get passed on.
/
Rollercoaster riding sim, but get to select courses. Memorise where you go and try to go somewhere else. Like a train, but it shows off what's ahead. Leave people at different points acording to their sex or what suits them. Getting off is dangerous and gives you another set of passengers when you next want to get on.
Many hours of video for a 3D hmd. And locations either in 3D or an adventure game as well. Can't progress too far or the other rollercoaster pilot wont get the option to get off here. Or later stops will be neglected. May need to look around at stops to pick up/give the option to go on for those who have gotten off. Circling back common, getting to the end requiring quick turns at specific points, like shortcuts, turning before a turn is available slows you down, and you can only slow down too much before hitting the rollercoaster after you. Maybe grind rather than slowdown for videos sake, but would be nice to reward and encourage faster speed (visuals), some people turning at any sign/hint/something and being suprised when they lead somewhere, or just slowing down to what they can handle. Would be better in an arcade where the "rollercoaster" can be moved around.
>whats the gameplay?
Walking in a straight line >who's the main character?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >whats the story?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Nintendo releases first stick controller >assumes that it should be held like a joystick on an arcade >NOOOO...YOU CANT DO THAT! >THATS THE "WRONG" WAY
Frick you. It works fine and gives more accurate control.
Open ended life sim
custom
make your own story
>sim
why are they so addicted to sims?
because men suck so much ass in 2024 they have to LARP the lives the men will never give them
Women predominantly play life-sims.
because israelites put them into the workforce which they hate*
breasts or gtfo
Women have zero interests outside social ladder climbing and fricking as many men as possible which means they only want to play video games where they can pretend they're building a career, getting rich, and fricking as many men as possible
Anon.
Men are also addicted to sims.
I mean THE SIMS
it's just a virtual dollhouse, they like to play pretend matchmaker with silly contrived drama
When girls play with toys they make g.i. joe attend their tea party while boys male him infiltrate a paramilitary base full of hostages
gijoes are a better way of telling gender than official documentation or genetalia
Can't GI Joe free the hostages and then enjoy a nice tea party?
They get to create a perfect make believe life that they can manipulate every detail of, which is far different from real life which is messy, unpredicatble, and you have to cooperate with other real people with their own interests and agendas.
motherly nature of maintaining a household and social roles
real women become mothers, femcels play the sims
They aren't, but I guess because someone in Ganker asked a question asking for why does something happen people will automatically assume it happens and will draw people trying to make ad hoc explanations to explain it and feel smart.
I could ask right now "Why is the sky green and purple" and I would still have moronic Gankeredditors try to explain it.
Gardening sim to make a farmers market business with a cute country girl who learns about animals like snakes and rabbits and snails and ducks and chickens and how you can use them to create a biosphere in your girls backyard and you get rewarded with bigger and juicier fruit.
that's actually a really wholesome game idea
especially if the animals can talk to her
woman can only play games where they can't lose, like stardew valley
action rpg
tumblr femoid with dyed hair, nosering and tattoos
woman tries to fight the patriarchy and become a man, fails at the final boss (who is a straight white man), she ends up accepting her fate and learning how to cook
just make skyrim again
Just move the stick with your thumbs you pricks.
>Man hands
house decoration game, you just do interior design and share the levels online with other women
none
none
Axe wound thread
your mom was born with a wriggly peins
>n-no u
Why do troons resort to this tactic?
your mom was your dad
and your dad was your mom
You split your dick like a hyena giving birth. There's no going back
Done.
french maid simulator
french maid
none
Probably a simulator with alot of social elements thrown in, say like the sims or animal crossing
custom
Do whatever you want
Skyrim with mostly bishounen characters and a Sims style relationship system. Also a talking animal sidekick
>Also a talking animal sidekick
is this the secret? if i bring a parrot with me everywhere will i score insane amounts of slash?
>a talking animal sidekick
It's proven that women who play vidya would like to have ""relationships"" with animals too based on the amount of them that picked the route that leads to the infamous bear scene in BG3.
candy crush 2
the candy
you crush it
I will never understand why they got obsessed with this, but not other puzzle games
it's just a crapper version of tetris attack
Just design a game where you control everything in a person's life and what they do.
Oh wait, the Sims exist
Nobody is talking about troons here, schizo.
incorrect.
meds. take them.
It's basically LA Noire but you also have an office/apartment you can decorate.
You are a pretty girl who NTRs other women from their Chads
>NTRs
?
it means cuck
female firefighter
it will be the dark souls of women games
Title says FOR women
If they were to sell a firefighter game to women they would make the guys all sexy and shit
You think gachashit sells only because of women? Nah man, it's also the twinks
yeah, it shows women what the job is like
and a running tally of how many people turned into embers
it would be a vr game, all the physics are dialed in to make everything heavier and harder to do
>female firefighter
I wish they handled my small flaccid penis like that
they'd need tweezers and a magnifying glass
I can supply those
Throw in some Boys' Love and you've got a complete game. Women LOVE projection on to men because they secretly want the peen.
Fashionista
Stardew but you create clothes and accessories.
You dress up in your clothes.
You can make fun of others clothes based on your fashionista ranking (tech milestones).
Fashion shows based on the town's likes/dislikes.
Money pleaaaaaase.
This is a pretty good idea. You can also add online elements and fashion shows where other players rank your outfits. Winning fashion shows would grant you access to new titles and other rewards. Have seasonal leaderboards that encourage players to become the top fashion designer of the season.
>actually sounds kinda fun
Are women such self loathing creatures that they can't do this themselves? Frick this shit, I'm gonna make an indie game and get rich making games for girls.
yeah, you could get rich, but by doing research into fashion stuff, what if you become like this?
>Are women such self loathing creatures that they can't do this themselves?
it is bizarre, there's a lot of women gamedevs now, but they cant even make games for themselves, so they just whinge and make men make games like peach showtime and zelda the princess game
instead of something more realistic like crazy cat lady that can show them the future if they waste their youth
you should do it anon. the reason why women dont make games for themselves is because they want things handed to them so you'd be doing them a favor
ALIMONEY
like phoenix wright, but it's divorce court and it's over who gets custody of the kid, you're a childless woman lawyer dealing with various family court cases
You made the redditor use "you schizo" card. Congratulations.
Didn't Sony or Microsoft recently had a showcase where one of the games was very girly? I'd do whatever that was.
i would make a videogame adaptation of ms. 45
is this not how you're supposed to use these controllers? why the frick do they have such a moronic design btw
Same reason old console shooters had weird control schemes. You have to experiment to find out what works
This really triggers my sph fetish
sph? what is that? hand fetish?
Small penis humiliation
ah, i see, actually i dont because its very small
Code Geass video game
>fantasy setting village/house builder with piss easy combat from time to time
>story begins with a wounded vampire/werewolf hunk laying at your door step
>your husband died, you take the sexy Wolfman and simulate life with dangerous but sexy Monster man
>build your farm, expand, take over a village whatever
>core principles are dangerous hunks, buying stuff, being a fairy queen and have extreme power, all that homosexual stuff
that would actually work well
wolfman keeps you safe, but you gotta feed him everyday
kinda like a bizarro tamagotchi
Already fricking happened, the anon went by ConcernedApe and the game is Stardew Valley.
>gameplay
Cooking & Cleaning Simulator
>main character
Heterosexual female with no tattoos and non-provocative attire
>story
A girl finds a husband, learns not to yap so much, and devotes the rest of her years to being a good mother and wife
Pac-Man was originally designed for woman.
>pacwoman
>only eats
he was onto something
It's true, he was spying on women talks to see what subjects they like and the most talked one was food.
>gameplay
match 3
>main character
some shitty mascot, a cat probably
>story
there's this bimbo cat who is an ass to the unique, not like other cats cat (protag). Protag cat wants to make her life (both cats are females) miserable
They are probably playing mario kart, so it doesnt matter.
Cultivation simulator.
Women are the chinks of the sexes.
>dollhouse sim
something basic like animal crossing but where you have everything available. idk you can invite people to say how nice it is
>baby raising sim
maybe more on the funnier side but you would raise the kid into adulthood and navigate funny and tragic scenarios along the way akin to princess maker, but more game-y where you have to play mini games like changing the baby’s diaper and teaching the baby how to use a toilet
>fighting game
all the characters look cute, have cute looking attacks and hug and kiss each other after every round. maybe on a property like sanryo or squishmellows
>that fighting game idea
are we talking Arcana Heart, Touhou, Asuka 120%, SNK Gal's Fighters or Waku Waku 7?
i was thinking of something akin to late 90’s capcom but simpler but the same anime with smear frames style. think darkstalkers, sf alpha, mvc2 etc. but with hello kitty and friends hitting each other with pillows or fans and tickling each other with feathers
they already made one
and cooking mama
they hold their joystick like it's my small wiener
I do this sometimes with my left hand but it's like more like how you clawgrip but bringing the index finger all the way down to the stick instead of the dpad.
Thanks dog.
Animal crossing hello kitty dlc
Alright, here it is, it's called Nier Automata, it's a gay little game about the relationship between a cute little girl in a gothic e-girlta dress and a little twink who dresses like a gay and the whole thing is about killing hecking wholesome cute robots and how much the cute little girl and the twink love each other.
Pretty walkable city. Have to find your cat. Tracker pings every 5 minutes.
/
Underwater city. Talk to someone to be able to move a kilometer beyond them toward the outer rim. People hide and go about their complex schedule. Talking to them moves you around gettinc to know the city. At the end decide if you want to leave of be crowned Queen.
/
Match couples like tinder. And raise their babies. Babbys needs company? Match another pair. Try to cater to their tastes. As if traits and nature get passed on.
/
Rollercoaster riding sim, but get to select courses. Memorise where you go and try to go somewhere else. Like a train, but it shows off what's ahead. Leave people at different points acording to their sex or what suits them. Getting off is dangerous and gives you another set of passengers when you next want to get on.
Many hours of video for a 3D hmd. And locations either in 3D or an adventure game as well. Can't progress too far or the other rollercoaster pilot wont get the option to get off here. Or later stops will be neglected. May need to look around at stops to pick up/give the option to go on for those who have gotten off. Circling back common, getting to the end requiring quick turns at specific points, like shortcuts, turning before a turn is available slows you down, and you can only slow down too much before hitting the rollercoaster after you. Maybe grind rather than slowdown for videos sake, but would be nice to reward and encourage faster speed (visuals), some people turning at any sign/hint/something and being suprised when they lead somewhere, or just slowing down to what they can handle. Would be better in an arcade where the "rollercoaster" can be moved around.
>whats the gameplay?
Walking in a straight line
>who's the main character?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>whats the story?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Final Fantasy 17
>Nintendo releases first stick controller
>assumes that it should be held like a joystick on an arcade
>NOOOO...YOU CANT DO THAT!
>THATS THE "WRONG" WAY
Frick you. It works fine and gives more accurate control.
What a fricking piece of shit controller. Fricked up my thumb and palm many times playing mario party.
The Sims 1
I remember the game was fricking popular with the girls at my primary school.