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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those sand-blasted greasemonkeys!

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >despite making up 12% of the Blitzball players, the Al Bhed Psyches make up over 80% of the cheaters

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We should rename the Besaid Aurochs to the Besaid Spiral Iris Killers

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Better dead than Al-Bed"
    -"One Man Klan" Wakka

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Grand Wizard Wakka, First Chapter of the Knights of Yevon

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Despite making up 13% of Spira's population, Al Bhed account for over 50% of summoners disappearing on their pilgrimages

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this Al Bhedian

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dear Yevon I have sinned

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't lust for heathen's Tidus, think with your brain and not with your dick, YAAH.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she should star in Breaking the Quiet sequel

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw quiet lifts Brutus up and becomes the power bottom

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    What race is wakka?

    I look at him and all I can think is American

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's clearly a filipino.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      some sort of pacific islander

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Racist Islander, so native Hawaiian.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >HHMMMMMMMMM!?

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we getting raif by /misc/tards? This is the 4th racist thread I've seen in 20min

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, secondary, racist Wakka is a fricking 20 year old meme and literally his character arc is learning to let go his racism.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Wakka is from a race of brown mutts with dyed hair obsessed with sport who hates a race of traditionalist ethnically pure people who live in the desert all because his ~~*(cult masters*~~) tell him to

        Really makes you think

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      i can't imagine /misc/ is even aware this board exists

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lurk 2 years minimum before posting

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based baiter

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did X-2 turn my wives into prostitutes?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing X-2 did right

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      they always were

      The goth chick replacement for lulu was out of left field though

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >prostitutes

      they were on an empowered girl adventure

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >empowered girl
        Synonymous with prostitute, no memeing.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      GURL POWR

      FFX-2 has the best combat in the entire series and if you disagree, you're a pleb.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        The rpg side is WAY too easy to exploit. I accidentally became unkillable on my very first playthrough. Which seems to happen a lot when a JRPG lets you decide who gets to have the healing/haste spells.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I haven’t played it, is it worth a shot?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          The actual premise of the story is stupid as frick but it is enjoyable in spite of it. I know that sounds like a backhanded compliment but it really isn't, it's more lighthearted and the combat is fun and very customizable.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rikku didn't change at all, and Yuna no longer had the looming despair of death and the fate of spira on her shoulders, of course she would be more upbeat and carefree.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate they never let us pick between rikku and yuna

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >traditional and social structure collapses in X
      >women immediately become prostitutes in X-2
      woah

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to commit miscegenation with that Al-Bhed.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Queen of Clubs
        group sex with Rikku

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      rikku was always a bawd

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MORE AL-BED PUSSAY FOR ME WAKKA

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was this guy's name again?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wakka

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hear they call em al beds cause they do nothing but sleep in bed all day

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Al-beds more like AL BADS, Yaah

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did Auron make Sin go to Dream Zanarkand?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He rode him there.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sin is a time loop.
      >Zanarkand and Bevelle going to war
      >Zanarkand in desperation uses dark magic to summon an Aeon beyond powerful.
      >It's also beyond control and destroys everything for generations.
      >the survivors find a way to "calm" Sin by merging someone with Sin then it magically goes away for a few years.
      >Zanarkands Spell Summons the Sin, the one and only back in time to do it all over again.
      Auron and Jecht figured it out and Auron stayed in the mortal realm on Sin to go back to find away to stop this from happening again.

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bruddahs, we know what must be done.

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Machina is bad because... it just is, brudda, come on!

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It verifiably drew Sin towards civilization to cause mass death, you find out in-game that that's the literal command Yevon gave Sin. If smart phones caused Tornados, you'd best believe we'd all be thinking smartphones were bad.

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Boom! Hahaha! Like Happy Festival Fireworks, Ya

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