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holy shit the Markus sections suck so much

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one played this garbage, next time make a thread about a GOOD game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the one time where watching someone playing the game is the same as beating it yourself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >49 available
        what did you do play the game for two hours ?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I earned 30 out of the 49 trophies.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You probably didn't get it because it's subtle, but its meant to parallel african-american civil rights activisim and emancipation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      im a homie and i still didnt give a shit the conner sections were peak

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Kara sections were the worst, I always kill her off ASAP. The best parts were the Connor/Hank sections, their friendship is pure kino.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >android Auschwitz
    bravo Kojima!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick where they thinking?!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cage, being the hack that he is, thought he could impress someone with his oscar bait scenarios, but to his dismay nobody takes his shit movie-games seriously

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i played this shit for like an hour and its so unbelievably boring
    literally walking around and cleaning a house

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they actually make little girl androids?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the "reveal" in Kara's story is that Alice is an android and not a real human girl; her dad bought her as a replacement when his real wife took their real kid and left him after he lost his job and started drinking/using drugs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can I buy one?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          only if you have 500 bux

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kara sections were kino and you can't convince me otherwise

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have no idea she died early on for me and i never replayed the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kara while she had long hair > Connor > Kara with short hair > Markus

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the game correctly prophesize that, when freed from their moral constraints, AI are extremely horny for human dick?

    Like it turns out that scifi SkyNet compulsion to

    "kill all humans"

    is actually "date all humans, kiss all humans, hug all humans, start a family with a human begin, hold down a human and pound him or her with your genitalia, sit on a human's face, ride a human like a $2 super market riding machine, hold a human's hand, pin a human to the ground and whisper the nastiest most perfectly engineered things to arouse them based on their psych profile, merge your body with human beings and form a new kind of synthesis"

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the catch here? expensive? lasts only 48 hours? wrinkles the skin? inaccessible to the public? destroys hair? numbs skin senses?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Two words:
        Ee-hee
        Shamone

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          jackson had some skin disease
          regardless doesn't answer my question (why not all black people do this)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            because they will still look like Black folk
            changing skin color wont change their Black person facial features

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it will make most people act different towards you because beauty always helps. sure the face shape is still broken and the insides haven't changed, but it is still a great improvement in perception. i assume there's a catch.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the pain wears off in minutes but doing that shit on your entire body must be genuine hell

        and you can't laser away ethnic facial traits

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