Did the DLC give us any new info on why Queen Marika shattered the Elden Ring?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Base game already did that. Pay more attention next time

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

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        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

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        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >sharty hunted him down and dragged him off the internet
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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Umm…

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This

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          Anonymous

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        American hours

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ITS A PAKI

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/HRyZ0dv.jpeg

      Did the DLC give us any new info on why Queen Marika shattered the Elden Ring?

      I love lust-provoking images

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      Anonymous

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    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      have you ever heard anyone discuss devil may cry or persona' s gameplay, no? yup they dont play those trash for the gameplay just like elden derivatif and virtually every game since overwatch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You know that I’ll be back, (Here I go)
      The return of the
      >lust provoking image
      >irrelevant time-wasting question

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Tome wasting question
      Just admit you don't like video games, you fricking Black person

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Base game already did that. Pay more attention next time

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    woman moment

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It did though?
    The Two Fingers don't actually have a connection to Greater Will and so all of their "orders" are just their schizo headcanon
    The entire thing is a farce and she became aware of it eventually

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      interesting. thanks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't explain the GW sending in its avatar and imprisoning Marika.
      Contradicts Ranni having to go on an entire quest to kill her fingers and the existence of the three fingers.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The Fingers doing schizo things to run the world doesn't necessitate them being connected to GW they're just acting on their last received orders and making everything else up

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ranni's fingers looked more like the ones in the ruins than they did the "normal" ones. Also it's possible that people are turned into fingers based on some of the item descriptions like the finger mimics.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The finger consumable that buffs casting stats also implies that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Doesn't explain the GW sending in its avatar and imprisoning Marika.
        The Elden Beast's presence is a lot fricking older than the Shattering, its arrival is possibly concurrent with Metyr's. They're both direct, nigh-deific agents of the Greater Will who operate with no landline connection.
        >Contradicts Ranni having to go on an entire quest to kill her fingers and the existence of the three fingers.
        No it doesn't. I can't even figure out how you'd think that. The Two Fingers are not listless, they're very clearly deadset on whatever they think is what the Greater Will would want. Shit, we know they weren't communicating with the GW in the base game; the Roundtable Two Fingers didn't even know the Erdtree was sealed.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What stopped Marika and imprisoned her, anyway? The Elden Beast itself? Radagon? And what would have happened if she destroyed the Elden Ring entirely? The end of the world? It's sort of implied that the Elden Ring is connected to the land itself and the Rune of Death being sealed may have something to do with the whole center of the continent, where death naturally gathered, being sent to the Shadow Realm.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >What stopped Marika and imprisoned her, anyway? The Elden Beast itself?
            Yes, its grab attack is crucifying you on an arch and impaling you with spears, it seems clear it was the one that locked Marika up.
            >And what would have happened if she destroyed the Elden Ring entirely?
            No idea, but either way it seems the Greater Will has long washed its hands of the Lands Between.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >its grab attack is crucifying you on an arch and impaling you with spears

              Oh interesting, I never actually saw it do this.

              Did Ranni take over Renala's Rise?

              Actually I think she took over both Rennala's and Renna's, but the one she actually lives in is Renna's because she is pretending she IS Renna to conceal her involvement in Godwyn's death.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anon the lore its worse than dark souls 2 and 3 hell fricking radhan now its the husbando of miquella since childhood with no hint in vanilla

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's no Greater Will. The DLC is all about how fake the narrative is. Marika has "charmed" people into believing there's a Greater Will, analogous to Miquella charming people into believing things about him as a method of control. She was actually just a shaman from a crazy little village who called down a monster by accident. Further reinforced by the scene where you trick Empyrean Grandam into believing you're a God by wearing a lions head. It's all just subverted expectation in a meaningless world full of blind people whom confuse monsters as Gods

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what's placidusax then

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just like fricking real life.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Marika conned:
          >The Two Fingers.
          >Metyr.
          >The Elden Beast.
          >Count Ymir.
          >The Three Fingers.
          >Hyetta.
          >The Frenzied Flame.
          >And millions to billions of others, include skeptics, fundamentalists, scholars, and literal alien civilizations.
          >Into thinking she was anointed by an outer god that doesn't exist.
          Sasuga, my queen, my goddess. No one does it quite like her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if it's necessary that they get no orders, we only get given information that the Finger Mother receives no more messages. In theory maybe the GW just thinks the Finger Mother is really gross and only wants to talk to the two fingers (but also is getting further away so messages take increasingly long to exchange). It is possible that the fingers are complete frauds with nothing but their original programming to work with though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think the fact that the two fingers just lock up like a program that has encountered an exception error when the tree is locked is pretty telling

        It seems to be the place where Marika came from, and where everything really started, that she somehow sealed away into another dimension in the "shadow of the erdtree". Now the only way to get there is by getting bloodraped by Mohg apparently.

        I don’t think it’s just a trashbin, because Godhood begins there

        The suppressing pillar says it's the recycle bin for the afterlife I thought? But given the stuff we find there it seems likely that it was somehow part of the real world and later got repurposed to be that

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's the tower that's trying to keep death under wraps after marika sealed away destined death. It's probably why there's tombstones everywhere and given that there's a lot of death happening it's probably a big struggle.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It seems to be a ponzi scheme for control the same as any other outer god regardless if they talk to the GW or not. Ymir says that both Marika and the Fingers are flawed and broken but he's got a few screws loose himself. I think he seems to mix the stars and the fingers together in some way so it almost strikes me as them being just as celestial as anything else.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They are definitively celestial in nature, you'll see what I mean when you reach Metyr's bossfight. Metyr is described as a star as well

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They also have a bunch of pure int sorceries that go along with it and that bossfight gives you int/fth stuff.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They also have a bunch of pure int sorceries that go along with it and that bossfight gives you int/fth stuff.

          Why does Metyr feel like a weaker boss monster compared to Astel, though? Astel uses his space time bubble to warp around while Metyr is less creative with her space time bubble and does not really do much with her bubble.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Metyr flies around like a motherfricker at the very least and has that crazy pruple disco ball move. Maybe they're not as fresh as Astel seeing how their boss soul describes them as broken.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >while Metyr is less creative with her space time bubble and does not really do much with her bubble.
            She summons a giant black hole frick you laser swipe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought she did it because the only child she liked (Godwyn) died and she tried to rewrite the Elden Runes and to do that she needed to shatter them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The Two Fingers don't actually have a connection to Greater Will
      They originally did. Staff of the Great Beyond literally says this in its desc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      where does it say that? it only implies that Metyr was broken by being disconnected to the GW, not that the fingers or metyr never had a connection to GW in the first place. on the contrary, it directly states that metyr is a daughter of the GW.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >shows up
      >prefects your Order with FACTS and LOGIC
      >refuses to elaborate
      >dies
      .................

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Although I don't prefer his ending, what he appears to be doing makes a lot of sense. It seems he basically conceptualises the Golden Order as a thing itself, separates it from the greater will, the erd tree and the gods and turns it into a sort of philosophy and religion, put down to word and thinks it's good and that they should worship that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They did have a connection, and they lost it and went crazy. We already knew that the Greater Will abandoned the Lands Between during the shattering war, so this isn't new information.

      We learned nothing important about the main game plot from the DLC.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    she sat on it

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, I don't play shit games.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Deepest lore esspecialy because of where you find it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i thought you get that from beating her redhead half

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I found it in the basement of Castle Ensis.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          in the basement? what was her essence doing there?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's just on some dead dudes from the crusade

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              sick. they must of been tough to fight

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >go forth my loyal knights and die like scrubs
              WHAT A WOMAN!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          castale ensis has a basement?
          i found it in the basement of the Fort of Reprimand? did you mean that?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Marika had to bribe a bunch of cannon fodder soldiers to kill everyone for her
      Sad

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bribed me with her pussy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She generally left fighting to her Onlyfans subs while fricking various warrior Chads

        The proto woman

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wish it at least explained how Marika got her god power over "grace" in the first fricking place, if she supposedly started as a normal woman in a normal village. She is never once described as a warrior or anything other than a hot chick with big breasts. None of it makes any god damn sense.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I like the idea that she used to be a scrub like the player and eventually 'made it'

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That would be nice. It also serves as a backbone for the player ascending in the ranks.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She's an empyrean. Same as Miquella. They're not human, and probably meant to be some greater will creations/minions/whatever inset dubious lore conjecture here.
        We know they can self impregnate thoughever.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Seeing as how St. Trina was able to be separated from Miquella's main body the same is probably true of Radagon and Marika
          They are the same and yet they are not forced to be in the same body - they just can be

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's all deliberately obscure. I also used to think being empyrean in ER was tied to being blonde but then I remembered Ranni is a redhead. So I guess they're all empyreans but some of them can procreate with their penis bussies while the others have to go the gay homosexual incest route. Idk man.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Ranni is a redhead.
              was*

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Tfw Ranni will cuck you with herself and you will raise your wife's and your wife's child.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's clearly some mechanism for people to BECOME Empyreans, since the only other Empyreans besides Marika, who was once a normal villager apparently, are Marika's children and (presumably) whoever the dragons' god was

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It might just be if a two fingers takes a liking to you. And they pick Marika's children because they're notable in some way. Would go some way to showing Marika's motive when it comes to shattering the Elden ring, if she just realises that random two fingers are going to eternally set up her children as rivals to the throne and she's going to be looping through this fratricidal horseshit until she finally loses a coup.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              almost everything in the game implies it's marika playing her own children against each other. the two fingers only solution to the mess is to replace marika with ranni.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Ngl Marika seems more and more based the more I play the game and read these threads. Her only problem was not going all the way and burning the world.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I still think Empyreans are born, since their relationship with an outer god also seems to begin at birth. Old legends of a god-king being born to peasants or shepherds is an ancient, world-wide idea, it wouldn't be odd that Marika came from those circumstances.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Have you played Ico?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's clearly some mechanism for people to BECOME Empyreans, since the only other Empyreans besides Marika, who was once a normal villager apparently, are Marika's children and (presumably) whoever the dragons' god was

          The title of "Empyrean" means nothing if the fingers are fake news peddlers. Empyreans are just people marked by the fingers as god candidates.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >f she supposedly started as a normal woman in a normal village.
        any proof of this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's really hard to imagine a beautiful curvaceous blond woman getting men to do something for them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Marika's butthole rune

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >butthole collection
      Truly a game touched by GRMM

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that's some Sauron-levels of imagery right there

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Marika had to bribe a bunch of cannon fodder soldiers to kill everyone for her
      Sad

      She generally left fighting to her Onlyfans subs while fricking various warrior Chads

      The proto woman

      not just canon fodder though, Messmer literally has one in his eye during his boss fight, so she bestowed it to everyone on her side regardless of importance

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if Melina was bestowed Marika's rune as well

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Here's 80k runes now go have a nice day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      damn that's puffy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >golden runes are basically a mind control device
      Wow it's something anyone could have guessed by watching a trailer of the base game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that actually makes me think if all of the other demigods' abilities can be traced back to her
        like Miquella's mind control

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So you be saying her children inherited various aspects of her power? No fricking way.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the queen hires a bunch of mercenaries with a crypto scam

      Never trust blonde women.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's up with the item text quality in the DLC? It seems really low-effort all around. I've even noticed the spirit NPC's who give little tidbits of dialogue are strangely written. Like the one overlooking Bayle's mountain has this weird mangled line with 'crest' and 'zenith' used awkwardly, and the one in the waterfall cave area near the Cerulean coast, has a weird line with about cruising in coffins and velvet slumber or some shit.
      If this were the original game, they'd have written that item description it a tortuous archaic manner with convoluted grammar choices.
      Instead of:
      >Golden remnants of the grace personally bestowed by Queen Marika to the heroes who joined the crusade for her
      You'd get something like:
      >Golden remnants of a hero's grace, an ancient blessing bestowed upon the valiant warriors that pledged themselves to her crusade
      They wouldn't use simple language like 'the very best' either, they'd use terms like 'mightiest', or 'noblest'.

      This is really inflaming my autism

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Probably a translation issue.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Found a new item rewarded after killing a fricking Ulcerated Tree Spirit of all things.

        >Horned Bairn
        >Doll a tanglehorn bairn
        >Tangled horns are a symbol of spirituality, but most young born bearing the oversized horns meet a frightfully early demise.

        It's the little clunky things that add up that are leading me to believe the translation was a complete hack-job here. 'Most young born bearing the oversized horns' is a wonky tautology
        I'm fairly confident that indians, diversity hires, or even worse, either of the two using AI tools, are to blame for this

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GOD i wish my ass were that fat...................................

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm I'm pretty sure this image is NOT safe for work

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She sat on it accidentally

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why were Mogh and Morgott born moronic if they were born from a “healthy” relationship?

    This lore makes zero sense

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because being an "Omen" isn't a curse it's just one form of life that exists in this world
      They only got rebranded to being bad after the crusade

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Omens are pieces of shit
        Kill them all. TOTAL OMEN DEATH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      blame the tree

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they got thrown into a sewer right after being born because they're ugly, everyone would be fricking moronic if you just flushed them down a toilet as newbornes

      in fact the fact they are somewhat functional despite growing up in total isolation shows just how insanely gitfted they both were

      if you throw a toddler einstein into a sewer he'd fricking die instantly, they were blessed beyond reason but ugly so Marika hated them, only Godfrey liked them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are just born as Omen, they were unlucky.
      I guess it's like a baby being born with cancer or something. Or maybe they were the result of unlucky genetic RNG wheel of fortune from Marika doing self-cest yeah.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You learn that the hornsent genocided her people and stuffed them into jars which lead to her genociding them back

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She was born to a town of shamans
    The hornset regularly genocide her peoples and stuffed them in jars to be used as weapons or frozen

    Messmer was justified, frick Hornset and Grandam

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna know who Messmer's dad is

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rykard.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No. Melina is his full sister and she takes nothing after Rykard

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i thought all this shit was supposed to happen way before rykard was born, when marika first rose to godhood

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she supposed to be a Nox (silver underground people) or Numen, not a regular ass human

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She came from Numen stock who used to live aboveground until all of their shit got submerged and they were forced to live under a false night sky.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but her village seemed to be regular humans living regular lives above the ground

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's the weird thing, the architecture doesn't match even though the village is close to an aboveground nox ruin. Maybe she married some nox guy to forge an early alliance which is why she's said to be a numen before fricking them over for the next good thing.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's the weird thing, the architecture doesn't match even though the village is close to an aboveground nox ruin. Maybe she married some nox guy to forge an early alliance which is why she's said to be a numen before fricking them over for the next good thing.

          If the Numens were just ordinary people, who forged Marika's hammer which was durable enough to shatter the Elden Ring without being destroyed in the process? Marika's hammer is suppose to be a keepsake of her Numen race.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I think that particular hammer came from the lands of the Numen far away, it's probably just a realy powerful artifact of their kind similar to other legendary armaments.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The Elden Ring is fragile that's why it needs a vessel. It's as strong as the runes the player character crushes with his bare hand.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    like secret wars the lands between become the battle world by shattering it

    and just like secret wars you become a lord by becoming the lastman standing.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna know what the shadow lands are. Is it a dimension that Marika throws naughty people into?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think it used to be a part of the Lands Between based on the shape of it and how it fits in the middle of the map. The divine towers around the base game seem to encircle the shadowlands and there's a suppression tower in the shadowlands that has a plaque saying it's the center of the Lands Between. If anything, it's probably just the place that Marika sunk into the ground after getting rid of destined death because it was convenient for establishing her order.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think it’s just a trashbin, because Godhood begins there

        Maybe it's a place she keeps things safe and that's why her son and the village she grew up in are there.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There is no one left in Marika's home village they all died

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            True, maybe she just wanted to keep what was left of the village there so it didn't get trampled over by all the wars that were happening.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think it’s just a trashbin, because Godhood begins there

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It seems to be the place where Marika came from, and where everything really started, that she somehow sealed away into another dimension in the "shadow of the erdtree". Now the only way to get there is by getting bloodraped by Mohg apparently.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The land of shadow was originally part of the lands between until Queen Marika hid this shadowy land with her veil. The player character should have been given the option to lift up Marika's veil at the end of the DLC in order to finally reunite the land of shadow with the lands between.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You remember the huge void in the middle of the lands between? That's where the shadow realm was before it was ejected by Marika.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Midra is weird
    He's a lord of Frenzy and yet he isn't?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think he's just some wretch that was too weak to become a lord of frenzy, and so he was forced to endure by his wife and was left suffering and despairing there for a long ass time, probably more than enough to add tons of frenzy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He got three fingered but something happened and now he's in the shadow realm is my best guess.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      got the impression he was too weak to make the switch until he meets your tarnished and says "frick this" and finally goes for it.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this troony slop render that has nothing to do with the ingame character
    >again
    I wish I could behead your entire family.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need more information.
    >Space ship lands in lands between.
    >Monkey inhabitants take space ship apart.
    You landed an airplane in Africa and the natives dismantled it and made off with the parts.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Marika and Ranni

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sex with shadow Malena

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So the key visual of Miquella riding torrent and the trailer scene of Miquella in a field had nothing to do with this expac? More cut content? lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you dont wanna know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's really disappointing, I know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking sucks, huh?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Torrent has been passed around multiple times. It originally belonged to Marika but she gave it to Miquella, but then he died, after which Melina took it and gave it to you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There should have been a scene where Torrent confronts his original master, Miquella, and headbutts Miquella off of Radhan's back.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GOLDEN SEX

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Those thighs are just begging for sex

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >There isn't an ending where you can restore Marikas family by impregnating her as many times for each child she lost by the end of the game.
      Pain, every ending in this game is pure trash, except maybe the arsonist one.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if she's not cracked I don't want her

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    she put hornBlack folk in jars. my estimation of marika as a god has just fricking skyrocketed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's the deal with the hornsent and the omens? They both have a fell god that communicates to them in nightmares?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i still cant believe they brought up hornsent and made literally no attempt to connect them to the omens despite them being one in the same. they are literally the same thing with a different name

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i still cant believe they brought up hornsent and made literally no attempt to connect them to the omens despite them being one in the same. they are literally the same thing with a different name

        For an unknown reason, both the hornsent and omen are terrified of the Fell God of Fire. The nightmarish figure that haunts their dreams is the same god that the giants worship. I wonder if it is because the giants are natural predators of the hornsent and omen and treat the two races as food.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          frenzied flame maybe? merchants were already into that shit before marika decided to frick with them.
          >be marika
          >genocid hornsent
          >and omens
          >and ~~*merchants*~~
          shes kinda based

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She did it on a short-sighted whim. Then she discovered that she fricked everything up and tried to fix it, but not before secretly transforming into Radagon to save face. Couldn't publicly admit that she fricked up.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    big barbarian wiener

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Uh source?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        aoin

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://nhentai.net/g/431547/

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why didnt he pull out, ever, a lot of the problems of the world would be solved if marika had less fricking monsters running around

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        but Godwyn was perfect

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the perfect sacrificial lamb LMAO

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even get why he had to die.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              surely the next dlc will focus on godwyn and what happened to him haha

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >next dlc
                anon...

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                just kidding i obviously meant in ELDEN RING 2 BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY GEORGE NEEDS THAT PAYCHECK SO I HAS AN EXCUSE NOT TO FINISH WINDS OF WINTER WOOOO

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There will never be Elden Ring 2 and martin wasted his time since Miyahacki used his writing to twist it into otaku tropes.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Seeing what happened to Godwyn's knights in the DLC, I am starting to believe that Godwyn is going to end up becoming Elden Ring's Nameless King. He is going to start riding Twinbird, mother of death birds, around the underworld.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If not, maybe in the sequel, haha…

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >what happened to him haha
                He died, moron. His corpse corrupted his burial mini erdtree and it's now growing a death tree at the foot of the Erdtree.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              My theory is that he was engaged to Ranni and that he was supposed to be the next Elden Lord. From that the classic story would be either that Ranni hated him and didn't wanted to become a god, or that they actually loved each other and Godwyn sacrificed himself to save Ranni from the curse of becoming a slave of the Golden Order.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even get why he had to die.

                I suspect it's more that Ranni needed another demigod for her weird soul-body destruction thing, and who better than the most loved son of the woman who stole away your dad and mindbroke your mom? (I also assume Ranni didn't know Marika was also her dad since it was apparently such a big secret)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        look at her. could YOU resist cumming inside her?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i would if i was the elden lord

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        morgott was pretty chill

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >best one was literally cursed with judaism but didnt let it affect him
          crazy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          My theory is that he was engaged to Ranni and that he was supposed to be the next Elden Lord. From that the classic story would be either that Ranni hated him and didn't wanted to become a god, or that they actually loved each other and Godwyn sacrificed himself to save Ranni from the curse of becoming a slave of the Golden Order.

          I don't even get why he had to die.

          Everyone loved him. Ranni wanted conflict and killing off the guy everyone loves is a great way to do it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        popping out infinite kids is literally the only thing she was ever good at

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thematically it's funny how you have these deific figures and all they have to show for with the Lands Between and the lore and such, and then after like 10,000 years some midget shows up and defeats/kills them all to take control

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We show up as wretches who take advantage of everyone being at their absolute lowest point, to steal their glory and take over as tyrants.
        All the soldiers are starved zombies who hold on just out of sheer force of will and duty. The gods still have insane power.
        We're really just dickhead thieves.

        still funny, but we're more like if Japan was nuked and if the emperor had covid we had a chance to stab him in the nuts and take control of the government. Also we're immortal.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're "special" in that you're pretty much the only Tarnished left that still sees the Guidance of Grace.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's an interesting, borderline schizo theory that the player character is an unnamed bastard child of Queen Marika (one of the soulless demigods). In the intro cutscene, when the player is mentioned, you can hear the groans of a Walking Mausoleum and the ringing of its bell. The Walking Mausoleums are living memorials to soulless demigods. The implication here being that the player character is one of the abandoned children of Queen Marika, spurned by grace and had failed to make anything of ourselves in life. When the Tarnished were summoned, we were also roused from death and presented a second chance to make use of ourselves for Queen Marika once again. It makes a lot of sense. From did the same thing in Dark Souls 3 with the Ashen One. Elden Ring is basically Dark Souls 3 2, so the player being an unwanted bastard failure given a chance to try again is fitting.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          We're on a quest to frick our mom?
          Why is GRRM like this?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Sounds kinda based ngl

            You wouldn't frick your mom.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Not if she was a shameless bawd like that, no. Cover up your fricking midriff you dried out prostitute

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          We're on a quest to frick our mom?
          Why is GRRM like this?

          Sounds kinda based ngl

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >they're still trying to discuss the lore
    lol
    lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of the 'this reads like fanfiction' criticisms arent unfounded tbh. renalla just so happening to have a sister (whos name is rellana lmao) who is never brought up before in the shadow realm is fricking ridiculous if you genuinely think about it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >renalla just so happening to have a sister (whos name is rellana lmao) who is never brought up before

        This actually answers a longstanding question about the three Carian princesses that the towers were built for. It now seems likely that they were Rennala, Rellana, and Renna. Before we were struggling to identify a third princess.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Did Ranni take over Renala's Rise?

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nope
    Mememhackzaki finally gave George F.F. (Fat homosexual) Martin creative freedom over the lore, so we got homoerotic relationships between adults and kids instead.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >GRRM can’t finish his own series
    >couldnt finish the Elden Ring narrative either

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But he can finish seven pot pies in under three minutes.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So from reading every 10 or so item description (didn't bother to go deep into it) from what i understand:

    >Marika was part of some Shaman Village/Numen people whatever
    >The Omen/Horn dudes massacred/genocided her people, she grew to hate them.
    >At some point she encountered Greater Will/Two Fingers/Whatever and became a god
    >She launched a crusade against the Omen and had Messmer basically go full holocaust on them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did Messmer genocide only omen? Afaik they just killed all the inhabitants

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think all the undesirables got genocided including Midra, the shamen, the omen cult, and more.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No you also see burned villages belonging to the worshipers of the Formless Mother.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Proof? This is interesting

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I think they're referring to Prospect Town with the bloodfiends, and the Outer God Heirloom talisman in it. Though, I have a lot of the dlc left to explore

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kill all horBlack folk!

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Yimir was the one that brought moon worship to Caria. His armor says he didn't even think much of it and just randomly picked the moon because it was the closest. Ranni is following a scam which he himself claims is flawed as much as Marika and the fingers and in no way a alternative.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, ranni is worshiping/siding with a particular occult aspect of the moon, not the moon itself.

      [...]
      If the Numens were just ordinary people, who forged Marika's hammer which was durable enough to shatter the Elden Ring without being destroyed in the process? Marika's hammer is suppose to be a keepsake of her Numen race.

      I get the impression the OG crucible lands between was full of old fashioned monsters (omen, hornsent) and gods (elfenish numen, etc). so in a way it's a mix of real world pagan belief (the horned god pan) and traditional western fantasy (omen sent are sort of orcish strongmen)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, ranni is worshiping/siding with a particular occult aspect of the moon, not the moon itself.

      [...]
      I get the impression the OG crucible lands between was full of old fashioned monsters (omen, hornsent) and gods (elfenish numen, etc). so in a way it's a mix of real world pagan belief (the horned god pan) and traditional western fantasy (omen sent are sort of orcish strongmen)

      The true magic successor of Count Ymir ends up being Thops because his barrier can deflect both sorceries and incantations, including Elden Beast's Elden Stars and Maliketh's Black Blade's Destined Death. The existence of Thops's Barrier invalidates the basis of the Golden Order x Carian alliance, that they could still perform magic without interacting with cosmic forces, because Thop's barrier reveals that all sorcery is just drawing on the power of cosmic entities that are not the Greater Will. Every star in space can be considered a different outer god and together, all these stars belong to the Primeval Current.

      Thops's Barrier: The lifelong pursuit of Thops the Bluntstone. Creates a magic forcefield that deflects sorceries and incantations. Hold to continuously create barriers. Future generations will learn. They will know the foolishness of the sneering sorcerers who ridiculed this theory, little realizing that it was in fact a discovery worthy of a new conspectus of the academy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The greater will abandoned the world of ER long ago. The entire plot is just Marika going full moron thinking GW cares. Elden Beast punishing her, thinking the GW cares and the Two Fingers interpreting it as GW caring about fixing things. Marika is so incompetent as a vessel her god dumped her and left.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The read I got is that he used to be a moon sorcerer, strong enough to be Renalla's instructor, but eventually decided/realized that moon sorcery was far from the pinnacle of study, and moved on to greater things. Ymir has a fixed idea of reality that's actually similar to a Golden Order fundamentalist, he's mapping the world with the Greater Will at the center.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    god I love this genocidal goddess queen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >vile strumpet

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the golden order? more like the golden bush lmau

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      shes cool but i wish she had a more surface motive like gwyn in souls so i can root for her

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So basically:
    >Marika was part of Numen people, they were most likely migrants/lived somewhere in what is now Shadow Realm in Shaman Village, at least that's how they were called by the Omen.
    >The Omen turned people into "saints" basically slicing them up and torturing them and putting them into jars to become jar warrios
    >Marika witnessed her entire village, family etc. massacred this way.
    >She became to hate the Omen, at some point, she achieved godhood through Two Fingers/Greater Will and began a genocide against them
    >She tried to use her powers to grace her village with gold, but there was no one alive anymore
    >So she created Golden Order, she tried to create a world without Death, which is why she sealed the Death Rune away
    >After that we don't know the details. I assume she learned about the fact that the Two Fingers/Finger Mother were flawed, so there was a stain on her godhood and her entire family, which is probably the reason why she Shattered the Elden Ring and began the war, it's all speculation tho

    Basically Marika is a tragic tyrant figure with a humble and sad backstory who tried to do right but failed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Was it the omen cutting people up for jars? I assumed the jars came about as an idea during all of the wars and inquisitions to repurpose heretics and other malcontents into "nigh-saints".

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bonny Village is the place that created the jar warriors. One ritual used a Hornsent mask, the same guy who claims to hate Marika so much for her genocide. He probably even personally cut some people like that.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          In that case it almost sounds like they took over the practice for themselves despite it being so gruesome. I also saw people saying that the frenzied flame destroyed Marika's village but I couldn't find anything for that, her village seems to be intact though everyone is dead as per the minor erdtree incantation.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        considering you find the jarmaking shit in gaols its safe to assume most of them are probably criminals or some shit since theres a ghost that begs not to be put in the jar and that it'll be good now

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's a ghost at the whipping lodge that tells a shaman that his lot in life is to be put in a jar and become a nigh-saint for his heresy or something.

          Seeing what happened to Godwyn's knights in the DLC, I am starting to believe that Godwyn is going to end up becoming Elden Ring's Nameless King. He is going to start riding Twinbird, mother of death birds, around the underworld.

          Godwyn should've been like Ludwig or something except that you find some secret passage into the suppression tower where all the death is concentrated.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >she just wanted freedom but failed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Huge cope. The golden order is a natural cycle of life. It's not some terrible cure or nightmare. It's only goal is perpetuating a cycle of life as we know it instead of everything mutating constantly like it was during the crucible era.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The Golden Order is unnatural since they removed the rune of death from the Else Ring.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the golden order and the crucible are christian parallels, the crucible represents original sin, the golden order represents removing original sin and placing the lands into the dynamic that the true God (GW) intended

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the crucible represents original sin,
            I don't see how this works.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The Crucible is the original object of worship for the Omen. Marika took it and grew Erdtree out of it as a symbol of domination and mockery because she hated them that much.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't line up with the original sin from Christianity also.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                a parallel isn't 1:1. the setting establishes the greater will is responsible for all creation, but the crucible is a "natural" dynamic of life without the GW's input. so marika (Christ) in this setting establishes the golden order doing away with death (original sin, the dynamic of life with the crucible). the crucible in this setting is basically original sin + paganism.

                miyazaki is well-read, the entire elden ring setting is a traditional western fantasy leaning very hard on the history of christianity.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You jumped to the conclusion that the crucible is the same thing as the rune of death out of nowhere. The parallel with the original sin (eating from the fruit of tree of knowledge) is also still non-existent.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't jump to any conclusions, I'm pointing out the thematic inspiration for the setting. I don't care if you're butthurt that it conflicts with your headcanon. The entire setting is written from the perspective of an atheist (GRRM) and an eastern writer (miyazaki and the FROMSOFT team)

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >atheist and a moron nip
                >Golden Order still superior despite this
                God always wins

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The setting has multiple inspirations and your understanding of Christianity isn't even taking Gnosticism into account.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                gnosticism is a christian heresy (Christ's body and suffering was illusionary) to begin with, and that's despite some coincidences with orphisim and mithraism.

                my point still stands: the setting is traditional western fantasy spinned on Christianity, so drawing parallels is fine

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >gnosticism is a christian heresy
                Other way around. Genosticism is the original form of Christianity which was later perverted by Roman Pagans. The Holy Spirit doesn't even make sense as a concept without Sophia. Even a child could tell th Catholic heathens are moronic.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                schizo

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >misinterprets Elden Ring and Christianity to push his shitty Catholic talking points
                >whines when other people point or how Romans destroyed the point of the original doctrine

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >original doctrine
                point me to where Jesus said the God of the old Testament was evil and how the world he created was also evil, Gnostic moron.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Point to me (lol you are brown) where I said Jesus said that.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Genosticism is the original form of Christianity
                right there moron. Gnosticism centers around the evils of the material world created by an imperfect Demiurge and acquiring secret knowledge to escape it. Jesus never mentioned anything of the sort you schizo homosexual.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Gnostic_texts

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >pure fanfiction written hundreds of years after the death and resurrection
                bravo Gnosticucks

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Says the guy who worships texts compiled by Roman Pagans who killed the original Middle Eastern Christians.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >framework of Gnostic Christianity is that YHWH is a demiurge and evil/stupid
                >ACKTUALLY WE'RE THE REAL CHRISTIANS
                this is why you morons got massacred, stupid gays

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Christianity was a explicit rejection of Judaism you incredible moron.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                rejection of Judaism, not a rejection of the God of the Old Testament you incredible moron

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The God of the old testament is explicitly evil since he is basically a Sumerian storm demon.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus says otherwise, heretic

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus recognized that the God of the israelites was material wealth.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Gnosticucks should all be exterminated just like the Cathars. Bunch of worthless contrarian suicidal cuckolds.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                t. Roman Zeus worshipper

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I am saying that's how the early Christian denominations were. My own theory is more Platonic and closer to simulation theory than Gnosticism.

                That's also relevant in that the Mother of Fingers is clearly a Demiurgical figure.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >calls Catholics Zeus worshippers
                >believes in a Roman paganistic theory

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't even know what Platonic Dualism is and how it relates to Christianity
                Pseud of the highest order.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Platonic Dualism
                BTFO by Aristotle 2000+ years ago
                actually have a nice day and save us all your idiocy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Aristotle was a generic materialist. He didn't even bothered debunking that if I remember well.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He worries that if the soul were a complete substance in its own right, it would have no real need of the body, thus raising (among other things) the problem of why an absolutely perfect God would have joined the soul to the body in the first place; second, he points out that the essential unity of the human being would be seriously undermined if both body and soul were independent substances. Aquinas endorses Aristotle’s doctrine that every substance has a unique function; if the soul were itself a substance, however, it would be able to perform its function apart from the body (and vice versa), making it hard to understand what either would gain by being united. In fact, Aquinas believes that if the soul can exist naturally apart from the body, it would actually be inappropriate for it to be joined to a material body, since material things are by nature inferior to immaterial things. Identifying both body and soul as independent substances also undermines the subsequent unity of body/soul composite; Aquinas argues, for instance, that Plato is wrong to think that the rational soul is a substance precisely because this would imply that the union of soul and body is nothing more than accidental.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Now try to survive out in the woods

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The Holy Spirit doesn't even make sense as a concept without Sophia.
                Sophia is not the Holy Spirit, she is the new Eve. also gnostic texts are chuck full of satanic deception. stick to Jesus Christ and the NT. I was lead out of gnostic texts because all they accomplished was make me think in circles, the Gospel is a straight line.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >she is the new Eve.
                Did you get your Christian education from Neon Genesis Evangelion?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >desperate with the world and my life
                >downhill spiral
                >cry out to Jesus Christ
                >feel death approaching
                >female voice asks me if I had enough already
                >more like pleading with me to stop
                >my mind is "transported" somewhere
                >nothing there but darkness and a shining blue woman
                >want to know who she is, approach her
                >tremendous feeling like a bum approaching nobility
                >feel nothin but her unconditional love for me I cant even explain
                >look into her face
                >cant even describe what I saw
                >perfected perfection over perfection over and over again
                >she showed me the creation of earth
                >want to know who that person was
                >get into hinduism and gnosticism because cant find spirit women in christianity
                >mustve been Sophia
                >cross check something with the bible because afraid of being a heretic
                >read a passage where Jesus tells something to his desciples
                >that same voice I heard of her say "from now on the only thing you follow is Jesus"
                >years later read Proverbs
                >God blows my mind completely
                >drop gnosticism for good and make God my only master
                Proverbs 8
                Does not wisdom call out?
                Does not understanding raise her voice?
                2 At the highest point along the way,
                where the paths meet, she takes her stand;
                3 beside the gate leading into the city,
                at the entrance, she cries aloud:

                ...
                “The Lord brought me forth as the first of his works,[c][d]
                before his deeds of old;
                23 I was formed long ages ago,
                at the very beginning, when the world came to be.
                24 When there were no watery depths, I was given birth,
                when there were no springs overflowing with water;
                25 before the mountains were settled in place,
                before the hills, I was given birth,
                26 before he made the world or its fields
                or any of the dust of the earth.

                Sophia aka Wisdom is real, but look in the right place for her.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Cool story bro.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                your loss

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I appreciated it thanks for posting

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The Holy Spirit doesn't even make sense as a concept without Sophia.
                Sophia is not the Holy Spirit, she is the new Eve. also gnostic texts are chuck full of satanic deception. stick to Jesus Christ and the NT. I was lead out of gnostic texts because all they accomplished was make me think in circles, the Gospel is a straight line.

                >she is the new Eve.
                Did you get your Christian education from Neon Genesis Evangelion?

                Man was created in the image of God, and this includes woman too. Both The Father and The Son are male, so where did Eve's appearance come from? In Proverbs Wisdom is portrayed as a Lady/Queenly figure that says She will "pour out Her Spirit" on those who listen to Her Wisdom. The Holy Spirit is also called the Spirit of Wisdom. Jesus Christ is called the True Adam, so naturally the True Eve would be The Holy Spirit, Who is Lady Wisdom from Proverbs. Marika is both male and female, yes? Eve came from Adam's rib, and their marriage is called "One Flesh". What type of being would you get fusing together a male and a female? Before we get to that, keep in mind the Holy Spirit taking the form of a Dove. Fertility Goddesses such as Inanna Ishtar and Aphrodite also have the Dove as their symbol. Thus, the true Aphrodite is The Holy Spirit. The term "Hermaphrodite" comes in part from Aphrodite, and like Hermes The Holy Spirit serves as our messenger to both Jesus and The Father, aiding us in our daily lives. Thus, The Holy Spirit is also the true Hermaphrodite/One Flesh, much like Marika and Radagon.

                What I'm trying to say is that The Holy Spirit is an Omnipotent Futanari and is where the female form comes from. This is how She brought Jesus Christ into the world through Mary, acting as both the Godly Father and Mother at the same time. Mary was only needed to make Him a mortal Who could die, but His true Mother/Father in terms of being the Human Sacrifice Jesus Christ is actually a Futanari, The Holy Spirit.

                All that Mary worship therefore actually belongs to The Holy Spirit, Who is the True Queen of Heaven.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                she insists she is not the Holy Spirit. if you knew the Holy Spirit you would know he is male, Jesus the Son is male and so is God the Father.
                see it as such, you know on the door of someone home, who do you think answers the door? the head of the family or the little daughter?
                she is insanely humble and wants nothing but be your eternal wife.
                so too as we enter the wedding supper of the Son of Man, Jesus who receives his bride, so are we too waiting for our bride for we are one in the body of Jesus Christ.
                >Fertility Goddesses such as Inanna Ishtar and Aphrodite also have the Dove as their symbol.
                satan corrupts the image of God, drop that paganistic garbage.
                >The term "Hermaphrodite" comes in part from
                troony garbage is satanic deception. you dont share a body but are two beings joined together with a bond in marriage.
                >Omnipotent Futanari
                satanic
                >acting as both the Godly Father and Mother at the same time
                more garbage
                >All that Mary worship therefore actually belongs to The Holy Spirit, Who is the True Queen of Heaven.
                ROMAN catholic garbage. its pagan and from satan. repent and seek the Lord Jesus Christ.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The Holy Spirit is both male and female, and the entire "troony" and "Futanari" thing is Satan copying what he knows about The Holy Spirit being an actually Transcendent Sexual Being. I ask you again, where did Eve's appearance come from if mankind is made in God's image? The female form did not come from The Father and The Son, so it therefore must have come from The Holy Spirit, Who is The Spirit of Wisdom, and Wisdom is a divine Woman that pours our Her Spirit in Proverbs.

                Roman Pagans merely touch on partial truths of God that Satan gave them, and the full truth is that The Holy Spirit is an incredibly beautiful Omnipotent Futanari. The entire reason Satan went after Eve in the garden was because he was exceedingly jealous of her beauty which reminded him of The Holy Spirit.

                The father of jealous seething trannies is none other than Satan.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                “The Lord brought me forth as the first of his works,[c][d]
                before his deeds of old;
                23 I was formed long ages ago,
                at the very beginning, when the world came to be.
                24 When there were no watery depths, I was given birth,
                >I was given birth
                >I was given birth
                >I was given birth
                GOD, the Father, Son and Holy Spirit was already. she was born.
                the same Wisdom that Soloman was given, dude had like 500 wifes but was rejected when he cucked for some canaanite woman for Moloch.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Futanari
                futanari Black folk brain is completely fried by satan
                sad, many such cases
                youre just gay bro

                You're missing the context completely here, it has nothing to do with Wisdom being created, because God has always been Wise throughout eternity.

                Proverbs 8:30Then I was beside Him, [as] a master workman; And I was daily [His] delight, Rejoicing always before Him, 31Rejoicing in the world, His earth, And [having] my delight in the sons of men.

                This is about The Holy Spirit taking on Her role as our builder, and Her very breathe is what animates us. We are all called Temples of God where The Holy Spirit dwells.

                Ephesians 2:22 In him you also are being built together into a dwelling place for God by the Spirit.

                1 Corinthians 6:19 Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own,

                The Holy Spirit is our Chief architect that builds us up and makes us Holy the God as we walk with Jesus Christ in faith and love in Him. The Omnipotent Futanari Mother of Humanity is The Holy Spirit, The True Queen of Heaven.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you and Wisdom are two separate beings
                the Holy Spirit is someone completely different
                Jesus called the Holy Spirit "him" so its male
                its what God says is true, not what you want to be true
                period

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                In the Greek text there's not actually a time Jesus outright called The Holy Spirit "He". When Jesus calls The Holy Spirit "Helper" that term is Masculine, however Spirit in Hebrew is feminine and gender neutral in Greek. There's no actual "He" for The Holy Spirit, rather the accurate word to be used is "That one". So anytime The Holy Spirit is referred to as male that's a faulty translation that's not at all in line with the actual Greek Language.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                if you repented of your women with dick fetish maybe you would com to know the Holy Spirit
                he is male, he has a male voice and acts with male force

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She is both male and female and the existence of trannies and Futas to begin with is Satan attempting to mock what he knows about The Holy Spirit. Jesus Christ needed to be brought into the world by The Holy Spirit specifically because She's both male and female and acted as both Father and Mother, using Mary as a vessel to turn Him into a mortal related to David.

                The Bible itself makes very clear that The Holy Spirit is a Transcendent Sexual Being. Again, Eve came from the rib of Adam and their union is called being "One Flesh" which itself is a nod to what The Holy Spirit actually is, One Flesh. Her taking the appearance of a Dove, which is a symbol associated with Fertility Goddesses such as Inanna Ishtar and Aphrodite. The fact people worship Mary when it was The Holy Spirit that enabled her to birth Jesus Christ. And again, Lady Wisdom stating She would "pour out Her Spirit" upon those who listen to Her.

                All of this paints a very clear picture about the true identity of The Holy Spirit. She's the single most beautiful and feminine being in all of existence, and She is also a He and has a MASSIVE wiener and balls AND a pussy and a Womb.

                Revelation 12: 1A great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars; 2and she was pregnant and she *cried out, being in labor and in pain to give birth.

                Tell me, Who do you think this Woman is? It's very obviously The Holy Spirit in Her full glory.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                mary was a ordanary woman who needed to be saved.
                this whole pagan futa satanic garbage shows you are totally mind controlled by satan.
                God rebukes you, repent.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Futanari
                futanari Black folk brain is completely fried by satan
                sad, many such cases
                youre just gay bro

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                nice try rabbi

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                youre the israelite here, you reject God

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What is the source for this model? Checked smutbase, nothing.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Satan this Satan that
                Satan isn't a deity, it's a title meaning adversary of the Abrahamic principle god. Anyone can be a satan.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely wrong.
                Man is made in the image and glory of God, and woman is made in the image and glory of man.
                The Holy Spirit is male, like the Father and the Son.
                The Holy Spirit is also male because He is the person that conceived Jesus in the blessed virgin. And a female is incapable of insemination.
                I'd also be careful of blaspheming the Holy Spirit, as it is the only unforgiveable sin.

                >All that Mary worship
                Oh I'm talking to a low info prottie moron, nevermind I won't waste my time. But don't spread blasphemy about the Holy Spirit, anon.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                1 Corinthians 11:7 For a man ought not to have his head covered, since he is the image and glory of God; but the woman is the glory of man.

                It doesn't say woman isn't made in God's image, only in the glory of man.

                Genesis 1:27 So God created man in His own image; in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them.

                Woman is still also made in God's image, however both The Father and The Son aren't feminine and didn't give Eve her feminine appearance. Thus, it's clearly The Holy Spirit that gave Eve her feminine image.

                Why did Eve come from Adam's rib and not from dust? Why is Adam and Eve's union called being "One FlesH"? Because The Holy Spirit is both male and female and is One Flesh. She has the feminine form that She gave Eve, however She also has a MASSIVE wiener AND BALLS and a PUSSY AND A WOMB.

                Luke 1:35 And the angel answered her, “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you; therefore the child to be born will be called holy—the Son of God.

                There's simply no other way for Jesus Christ to have been brought into the world except through an Omnipotent Futanari that would be both His Godly Father and Mother, using Mary only as a vessel to make Him mortal and of David's bloodline.

                Nobody blasphemes The Holy Spirit more than Catholics, who ascribe to Mary the glory that belongs to The Holy Spirit, Who is the true Queen of Heaven and Mother/Father of the Human Jesus Christ. Not the Eternal Son, Who doesn't have a Mother but only The Father. The Human form of Him was truly created by The Holy Spirit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                using ai to shitpost is the best thing that happened today

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Nestorian heresy isn't anything new anon.
                This shit is old news and FALSE, please educate yourself anon and stop blaspheming The Holy Spirit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You disregard Scripture that makes clear everything that I'm saying, and further you're unironically a Catholic on top of it, which is the head of the prostitute of Babylon that is organized religion as a whole. You are so blind and lost and it's not you I'm trying to convince, but the lurker who isn't replying or posting but happens to see this thread. I want them all to know Who The Holy Spirit actually is.

                The Divine Mother of Humanity that dwells inside of each of us and molds is into the perfect image of Jesus Christ is a 10/10 Bombshell beauty with the most insane body and a FAT FUTA wiener AND PUSSY AND WOMB. Futanari is in fact Biblical.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              do you know what original sin is? it's why mankind dies in christianity. marika herself is a rebellious messiah and a mix of Christ/Mary/St. Joan of Arc

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah because Marika was afraid of the natural cycle in which she would grow old and her children would succeed her. She was always the problem not the golden order.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            She also wanted to prevent her children from dying probably.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Doubt it. She threw her sons down the sewer drain.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                filthy fricking omens, not her children

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't died tho.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds concise, but still opens more questions than it answers.

      Why did the ogres turn her people into jars in the first place?
      Why were two of her own children ogres?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Why were two of her own children ogres?
        that part is easy
        she was cursed by the Omen and she grew Erdtree out of the Crucible
        not to mention her godhood bloodline was stained/flawed because Matyr was fricked up

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's cerise on steroids and wanted more power. What part of that did people not get?

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the only womanlet in a family of gigastacies
    our girl never stood a chance

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      melina was messmers sister, since fromsoft just wants to make shit up lmao

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Marika removed death because she was traumatized from the extermination of her village
    I knew omenBlack folk had it coming. I can fix her, bros.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      would explain why she hated mohg and morgott so much

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what's the rundown on the fly people curse

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It probably predates Godwyn, from what I've found villages were cursed with the ailment and would suffer immensely. Those who took care of the remains equally were unaffected by the curse. Apparently turning into a fly person ends the suffering. I think the ashes or something mentions who they used to be.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >magic curse that might be tied to compassion and kindness
      >person get's it the slowly turn into a fly and it spreads
      >but if the person who is sick get's cared for and is given a proper burial then the person who took care of them doesn't get it at all

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing comes up regarding Melina wanting to kill you in the Frenzied Flame ending

    Lmao, another irrelevant plot point.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That was already explained in be base game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Melina wants the world to continue normally not become a collective consciousness fire slop
        she already tells you this in the base game content

        >No it's okay nothing comes from that ending because it was "explained" that Melina didn't want it and was angry
        >What? Don't have any boss fight or form of continuation of that? Guess it's irrelevant. Lets have more boring lore on other literal who's

        Oh right, my mistake. I forgot Souls games have a habit of not explaining anything or building upon what was previously done ever since Dark Souls 2. We don't need to do that, just alternate timeline bullshit so we can fight more literal who's. How fun.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >nothing comes up regarding Melina wanting to kill you in the Frenzied Flame ending

          Lmao, another irrelevant plot point.

          Why would it get brought up here when it's literally the last fricking cutscene of an ending? The DLC is not post-ending, moron.

          And why do you need it explained that becoming ultra-hitler may turn your former companion against you and make her want to kill you?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you assume I want an explanation and not more content to expand on stuff already put into the original game? Much like Dark Souls 2 this game only wants to talk more shit about stuff nobody cares about that progress things forward in any sort of canonical way. Heaven forbid they do that, probably because the narrative would fall apart since they'd have to explain the world afterwards and show the consequences of said actions and a result of decisions.

            NO I CAN'T ACTUALLY EXPAND ON THINGS. IT MUST REMAIN VAGUE SO VAATISHILLDYA CAN MAKE MORE LORE VIDEOS OH MY GOD THE IDEA OF SOMETHING HAPPENING THAT NEVER WILL IS GIVING ME A WHAT IF-GASM!!!!!!

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Get a better example then, otherwise you're genuinely just moronic. Melina turning on you in the Frenzied Flame ending is something she explicitly laid out to you ahead of time, and is so fricking intuitive and straightforward that there isn't anything to expand on. It's a direct A-to-B consequence. Again, the DLC is not post game and it would be moronic to make one that focuses on a single edgelord ending. You're b***hing about something that nobody with half a brain would've ever considered to be on the table.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >No it's bad to do that because I say it is, rather that address that I will speak on behalf on everyone who played the game.

                Lmao, have a nice day so I can jerk off to your bloated corpse and skull frick your maggot writhed head you stupid fricking c**t.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you sure seem like a Frenzied Flame edge-baby. Fromsoft doesn't give a shit about your pet plot-point and neither does anyone else.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, but I can't hear you over the thought of thinking how much better the human race would be if every man woman and child started skull fricking your face in a ocean of bodily fluids until you were nothing but a red smear. Until you develop an IQ above -999 I will have to keep indulging that thought like a what-if gasm similar to how you slop eaters so when from released another game that explains nothing ad-nauseum and you eat it up like slovenly pigs. Gorging on the 'OH MY GOD, WHAT IF THIS HAPPENS' and sodomise your mother on a few am radio stations.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >skull fricking your face in a ocean of bodily fluids
                t. Lady Maria

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Can let her survive and then use Miquellas needle to reverse Frenzied Flame
                >This is never addressed

                Lmao, frombabbies are delusional.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              They added a new Frenzied Flame boss and they are not gonna add stuff on the Godskin faction in a place they don't belong. Not to mention that almost nothing remains of them.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If they bring back the GEQ back it's only in another DLC. This one was more about Miquella and the origins of Marika.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Melina wants the world to continue normally not become a collective consciousness fire slop
      she already tells you this in the base game content

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Letting a world like that continue when it is so incomprehensibly fricked up and devoid of anything good or worth saving at all, it's a terrible idea and every mending the ring ending basically achieves nothing. The only viable solutions are either to upend it all opening the door for the outer gods to come in and rewrite the existence of the world completely (while you frick off), or destroy all life in that wretched land forever and burn it to ashes then burn the ashes too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She has dat Gloam eye

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Despite being siblings, Melina is not edgy like her older brother, Messmer, and has no desire to destroy the world in fire.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How can she do that when I already let her set herself on fire first?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      At the very least coming back after you used the gold needle on yourself to get rid of the frenzied flame, apologizing for having misjudged you, and sucking your dick dry would've been a thoughtful addition.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GLOAM EYED QUEEN CONTENT CUT OUT
    LMAOOO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      NEXT DLC CONFIRMED GET HYPE

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Miyazaki: We don't want to say this is the end of the Elden Ring saga for now. I think we said a similar thing at the end of Dark Souls 3. We didn't want to flatten those possibilities or put a pin in them just at that time. And it's a similar story with Elden Ring. We don't want to discourage the possibilities for that. There might be more ideas in the future.

        >We don't have any current plans to make a second DLC or a sequel, but we definitely don't want to snuff out that possibility. We think that there could well be something the future.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cant reado the Japanese

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, so the putrescent knight who guards St Trina used to guard the gloam eyed queen?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      my waifu deserved better

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You think I can read those moon runes?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        宵眼の女王

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So that forgettable mid game boss was formerly the GEQ? Frick. This dlc is the epitome of wasted potential.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >So that forgettable mid game boss was formerly the GEQ?
            It was probably her Maliketh equivalent. But they probably realized it didn't made sense for him to be there.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      宵眼の女王

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is this smithbox? is there a build that works with the latest release?

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How come this game has so many women?
    Dark Souls only had a few and they were usually just fire keepers and witches. It's just like in real life.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      GRR Martin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"UGH, why are there WOMEN here? I'd be so much more comfortably if it was only MEN. I can't stand being near PUSSY, I need fat wiener to feel relaxed."

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring (and now the DLC) is a cautionary tale about women (and effeminate men) in positions of power.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"UGH, why are there WOMEN here? I'd be so much more comfortably if it was only MEN. I can't stand being near PUSSY, I need fat wiener to feel relaxed."

      Elden Ring (and now the DLC) is a cautionary tale about women (and effeminate men) in positions of power.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They all did nothing wrong.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fromsoft loves evil women. Ayre is peak from them.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >why Queen Marika shattered the Elden Ring?
    Her children were incestuous homosexuals.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just beat the dancing lion boss. Very cool fight. Love the Chinese theatre aesthetic. Really awesome design. Was that all there is to this area though? Feels really small.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the dlc is bad because they didnt give us a minigame with Marika's feet btw

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with those feet and shoot so much semen into them they would not have another choice but to act like a womb and bear my baby.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So any hentai with story of a trap like Miquela? Need to do some research

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do americans want to turn every fit woman to some disgusting saggytitted fat cows

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HOW THE FRICK CAN I BEAT THE FINAL BOSS
    HOLY SHIT FROM SOFTWARE
    WHAT THE FRICK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I really think they went full moron with the designs of the fights in trying to chase that "ebin souls difficulty you will die xD" bullshit.

      And I say this as someone who beat the DLC.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ansbach and Igon were top tier bros

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she fricks Maliketh.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hows your item collecting journey going, brehs?
    I'm pretty much done except for the ansbach gear because I messed up his doodoo questline. i dont want to do the dlc again on ng+ ;-;

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Marika and her family are that gigantic because of the giants‘ curse?

    But then; Rennala is also gigantic for no reason

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There's no info on why Marika shattered the ring besides what we already knew. Ofnir's speculation about her getting off on everyone struggling and ambition making it back into a stagnant world is still your best bet.
    If anything there's only more reasons speaking to why she wouldn't shatter it, why she was pro golden order in the first place.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >my wife had a tragic backstory explaining her atrocities
    I can fix her

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >wife
      >pussy destroyed by a 20 ft tall bara old man and 10ft Irish thunk three times
      kek what a cuck

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So Godfrey was around during the crusade?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Godfrey was Marika's first Lord and served her on her conquest.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Does that mean he's Messmer and Melina's dad too...? Or were they born before the conquest

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The purge of the Shadowlands came after Marika became a god and sealed away the Shadowlands. The real dirty secret was her origins not the purge itself.

          So Messmer was sent to the Shadowlands to wipe it clean because he was a genetic defect. Meaning that he and Melina could of been born at any time during or after her conquest of the full lands between.
          As for their parentage it might of been with Godfrey on account of Messmer's defect or it could of been later on with Radagon which is more likely because of their red hair. Messmer is aware of the Tarnished as a concept after all.

          do we know why she left his ass and took the kids yet

          Godfrey and the Tarnished in general were part of her plot to break the Elden Ring, as a force meant to go out into the world and struggle to become stronger. That required kicking them out and taking the kids.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Marika clearly fricked a serpent at some point.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Messmer obviously predates the Carian kids and Miquella/Malenia, he was probably born and the crusade happened before the conquest of the rest of the Lands Between.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        do we know why she left his ass and took the kids yet

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She got tired of him at the same times she got tired of the Greater Will.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The timeline is so confusing none of the lore gays have managed to come up with something that makes complete sense.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The order of events is actually pretty clear in broad strokes but we don't have any solid time frame besides George offhandedly mentioning 5000 years during an interview.
        Its the details where things get messy and if say the Golden Order was around for a 1000 of those years pre-shattering then you can fit a lot wherever in that time frame

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anymore flask upgrades in the DLC? It feels like shit how every single hit an enemy does deals more than your flask can heal so you end up needing to use like 2 every hit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Collect more skibidi fragments, they add base damage negation

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've upgraded my level twice for the first boss and he still hits me for like 60-70% of my health at 60 vigor.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently there are like 20 scadutree levels lol. So several dozen fragments

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, maybe I missed some. I just beat the dancing lion boss. Pretty easy boss but having to back away to chug 2 potions after every hit got kind of annoying.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Player is a literal rando given Grace and starts solo king even demigods.
    What in the frick was Marika thinking not going after the Player first as a Consort?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think Marika needed the Tarnished precisely because they were absent of grace for a long time, so they aren't under her influence and can fully think for themselves.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That still doesn't explain not going after the Player Character. The PC canonically received Grace as one of Marika's Onlyfans.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Many people think that Melina is Marika, so her selecting the Nameless Tarnished would be very much Marika reaching to the player. My current theory is that both Melina and the GEQ are a part of Marika's psyche that rejects the Golden Order and wants to destroy it. Basically they are the opposite to Radagon and Maliketh who are deadset on maintaining the current order of things.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think the problem is more that the body needs a soul rather than the other way around. You cannot explain much of the human experience, and our conscious thought processes, without assuming that there is something else besides the material body.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The soul will need a body when the second coming occurs and the kingdom of heaven on earth is born. Hence why Plato is incompatible with Christian theology and Aristotle is based.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure that Neon Genesis Evangelion makes the opposite case in that the body is not necessary as soon as everyone becomes Tang.

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any models of the four armed girl that wanted to bone Radahn?

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Apply bleed to backhand blade
    >level arcane to 60
    >Blood build-up 114
    Yep, it's gaming time

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How did Marika birth omens if she hated them?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same way your mom had you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She got cursed by every race she genocided

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So what is he/it? Just a janny?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, janny paid directly by the Greater Will, guards the Elden Ring and/or is it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why couldn't he stop Marika from shattering it?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          But he did, she couldn’t fully go through with it and to a degree the order persists. He hanged up Marika on that rune you see when you encounter her

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    a lust provoking image, post vidya butts

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't we be Melina's consort?

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Check out story
    >It's gayshit
    Dismissed and discarded, only good thing that came from dark souls 4 was the Marika model.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Messmer was clearly around before the Carian children through Radagon and of course so was Godfrey. Messmer and Gaius both mentored Radahn as older brothers apparently.

    Godfrey also apparently was there thanks to that sap talisman.
    It doesn't make sense. So, Messmer was already Marika's child before Godfrey the first Lord?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There was probably a serpent lord that fricked Marika before she got angry at him and ditched him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There was probably a serpent lord that fricked Marika before she got angry at him and ditched him.

      Melina being Messmer's younger sister messes up the order of when Marika's children were born since both Messmer and Melina need to share the same father yet Melina feels too young to be older than Radhan

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It would make sense for the GEQ to be related to Mesmer since both of them have a connection to serpents. But I haven't seen anything beyond that.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Is it possible for Marika to have married the Gloam Eyed Queen before she married Godfrey? Then, when the Gloam Eyed Queen's guard was down after the marriage ceremony was over, Marika ordered Maliketh to defeat her and seal away the rune of death.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Some people think that the GEQ was Marika's sister or even Marika herself.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Marika is one freaky b***h

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              How could it be Marika herself lol

              Also if Maliketh is her half brother, then was he part of the village too?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >How could it be Marika herself lol
                maybe it's a similar deal like all the other siblings/twins in the game.
                There's a weird theme of duality in ER and the whole M=R thing doesn't really help, but seeing how that one was fabricated by the GW I wouldn't be surprised if Marika had an original sibling/twin

                and Maliketh was another hitman of the fingers, wasn't he?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Maliketh being Marika's brother and shadow is one of the weirdest things in the lore that most people just take for granted without looking into it in any depth.

                With the current info it could be that the Godskin crusade was against the Omen/Crucible Gods and that Marika erased all the mentions of her being the GEQ once she became God and created the Golden Order.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why are wolves associated with Marika and Radagon? Maliketh is Marika's wolf and Radagon gifted a red wolf to Rennala but where do these wolves come from in the first place? I doubt the Elden Beat or the Fingers handed out free wolves to Marika and Radagon to keep.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Marika is implied to have been the owner of the beginner wolf ashes you get in the base game, IIRC. Wolves and beasts in general are loyal to the Two Fingers
                Even more so,the beastmen attribute gaining thumbs to the divine, so Queen Marika being associated with wolves is a bit of a given, I think.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting how furry beasts are loyal to the Two Fingers while scaley beasts did not get along with Marika's family until Godfrey was born. In fact, the dragons seemed to not care about humans at all until Dragonlord wanted revenge against Bayle and needed humans to carry out his revenge in the form of eating the hearts of Bayle's descendants.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Interesting how furry beasts are loyal to the Two Fingers while scaley beasts did not get along with Marika's family until Godfrey was born.
                I'd argue it's because the dragons were collectively butthurt about getting usurped, so they didn't bother getting along with anyone who came after them until Godwyn came around. Really, the dragons seem to be very much up their own asses, since a lot of the dragon religions seem to be primarily focused around turning into a dragon.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I am starting to think the grand master plan of the dragons is to turn everybody into dragons so they could rule The Lands Between again.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't Godwyn basically in love with a dragon? There's a theory that Marika cucked Godfrey with a dragon, which is why Godwyn is perfect while Mohg and Morgott are omen bastards. It'd explain why Godfrey doesn't share the same naming scheme as Mohg and Morgott.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The wolves are one of the biggest mysteries in the lore. In Farum Azula there is a statue of a child surrounded by three wolves which might be Marika.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The shadows are treated as adopted brothers as per royal tradition.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              These people are moronic

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                most people playing elden sharty are like 80 IQ

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I wondered if Messmer was of fire giant paternity, given his suspicious fire powers, red hair of course, and weird gangly body proportions

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >weird gangly body proportions
            He looks like a male Malenia, same hair and everything. Becomes very obvious once he loses the helmet and his eyes, just like she does.

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we recreating the First Council of Nicaea in an Elden Ring thread?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks shit got resolved in a peaceful council
      They killed them all, and the children too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Much like modern khazar fraud "jews", gnostics love pretending to be the victim to use that for leverage. And it only makes sense gnosticism is held so deeply dear to freemasons, the actual great proponents to the JWO. I can find loads of sophistry and responding to questions with questions along with gaslighting by gnostics in /x/, a psyopped shithole filled with tripgay glowBlack folk. People can smell you spiritually.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You are confusing the Kabbalah with Gnosticism.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I never said anything about it being peaceful, if this thread was in person I'm sure one of these devout monks would've killed the other.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        and their children’s children’s children, yabbadabba doo

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way there won't be another expansion, the DLC is making banks.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring 2 at this point is more likely

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you mean dark souls 5

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        More DLC makes the most sense. They don't have to create an entire new map and can just keep reclying shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way there won't be another expansion, the DLC is making banks.

        ER took them like 10 years to make though, maybe not code-wise but it was a huge endeavor for them. This DLC took 2 years.

        Unless they hastily just shit out an inferior imitation "sequel" like DS2, it seems more likely to put a B or C team on another DLC in the meantime while the A team works ongoing on a proper sequel further down the road... or they just don't bother with a sequel.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They probably don't want to make a sequel since Miyazaki is more interested in a new IP. Thay can keep milking cheaper DLCs while also working in other shit like Armored Core and Ninja Blade.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        DLCs are faster to make than a full game, I doubt Miyazaki wants to direct an ER 2 this early

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The GEQ reference in Putrescent Knight code probably hints at another DLC. They probably cut all references to her and the Godskins so they can make a DLC based on that part of the lore.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DLC fodder is potentially;

      >Gloamy and the gang
      >Godwyn and death stuff
      >All that weird ancestor spirits shit down in Siofra
      >Outer god(s) shenanigans?
      >Shabriri and Frenzy Flame?

      others? This is just based on lore in-game, not counting just basic conceptual ideas like a time-travel DLC, where you go back to the war against the fire giants or something, stuff like that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't do that don't give me hope.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wanting more DLC is not a matter of hope but faith in the jealous god of Israel (money).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah they're gonna make Elden Ring 2

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played the game. Can you give her the BTC?

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    haiiiiii~

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's evil.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that homosexual allowed priest to bless gay weddings

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that face. He's asking for it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick is he so powerful?

        The power of smug shotas

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick is he so powerful?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        CHA build

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      The power of smug shotas

      artist name please

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        miquntildlc on twitter

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >artist breaking down because of the DLC
          Man, this shit is reververating everywhere huh, he really mindbroke all of souls

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Seeing people's opinions on Miquella shift so suddenly is really funny

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Seeing people's opinions on Miquella shift so suddenly is really funny

            Because Miquella was supposed to be someone with actual presence according to all the promo and then in the DLC we get shit.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Now you know how Melinagays feel.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I was very disappointed by that too, but Miquella was the chance for the game to show something not wasted or something not inherently evil. Well, we got robbed of that because Miyazaki needs to jerk off his doll wife.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This is why elder scrolls mogs the shit out of any soulsborne lore. From doesn't keep up with their own writing nor ever executes their concepts like Morrowind does. They just set aside anything remotely interesting and engaging for item description shit posting or making shit up on the spot.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Now you know how Melinagays feel.

              Queen Marika is the most complex character in Elden Ring yet we don't even have the opportunity to engage in a full conversation with her.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                unironically my favorite From character

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >ywn comfort Marika about the genocides

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      MONEY STOLEN

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think the dlc is a great value for the amount of good content that’s in there. gays whining about boss fights should be rightly mocked and ignored when there’s a lot of cool scenery and gameplay.

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If Marika wanted Godfrey to win, why does she keep reviving you instead?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Our unlimited resurrection is thanks to Marika's blessing. No other Tarnished in the game was as blessed as us, the player character, because once they died, they stayed dead. Why did Marika show so much favor to us even though we were nobodies with no achievements or feats back in our original homeland?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My headcanon was that she saw how much of a murderhobo we are and got really horny

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Our rival for Elden Lord, Vyke, did not get any second chances from Marika. Not only that but Marika also did not give any second chances to her former husband, Godfrey, either. Only, we, the player character, received unlimited chances from Marika.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            She REALLY likes genocide
            She probably approved of what we did on that hill in Moghwyn palace

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            She wanted our tarnished dick real bad.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Melina
        I can't think of any other reason

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Our unlimited resurrection is thanks to Marika's blessing.
        No? It's because the rune of death is sealed

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >No? It's because the rune of death is sealed
          if that were the case nobody would stay dead

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            In dark souls every undead npc you kill dies for real despite everyone being canonically immortal

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >If Marika wanted Godfrey to win
      She didn't she just wanted to make sure the strongest Tarnished was the one who fought the Elden beast so she has you fight

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day footgay

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a weird shed snake skin outside Bonny Village next to a mountain. Anybody know what it’s for or is it just a “the immortal serpent came from the land of shadows”

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    did they ever elaborate what they meant by "Radagon is Marika"?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Godfrey was banished and Marika decided to genderbend herself and frick her other self

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Godfrey was banished and Marika decided to genderbend herself and frick her other self

      Marika covered her Shaman Village with a field of golden flowers as a memorial tribute to her hometown. Radagon's Icon depicts withered golden flowers surrounding Radagon's body. Is it possible that Marika created Radagon out of her favorite golden flower?

      Radagon's Icon: A legendary talisman depicting the Elden Lord Radagon. Shortens the casting time of sorceries and incantations. As the husband of Rennala of Caria, the red-haired Radagon studied sorcery, and as the husband of Queen Marika, he studied incantations. Thus did the hero aspire to be complete.

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    did I miss something or that trailer cutscene with Miquella doesnt exist?

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Marika was pretty much just an incubator right?

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick cares about lore from any Fromsoft game? It's all moronic trash

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone that isn't ranni is wrong
    Frick this shit I'm going frenzied flame

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No one knows or cares including the devs, it's not like the game has an actual cohesive story and lore

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so why cant we step through that god gate

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >miquella before dlc
    >a benevolent presence that tried to find an alternative to the golden order, cared for his sister and those left behind and wanted what's best for everyone
    >miquella post dlc
    >DUDE wiener LMAO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they ruined his character honestly.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      THE BASE GAME HAD A STICK THAT SAYS HE MIND CONTROLLED PEOPLE INTO LOVING HIM

      WE HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR TWO YEARS NOW

      YOUR HEADCANON WAS NEVER REAL

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It said "indeed miquella knew very well how to gather such affections"
        That's not mind control homosexual

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it's called the bewitching branch.
          bewitching is mind control.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit you're fricking braindead. How do you not forget to breathe?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            t.buck broken ranni simp

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just something for discord gays to complain about because they’re literally vacuous people with holes in their brain.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its shown in the DLC the he gave up his Love and ability to Doubt.
      What else was going to happen?

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How does it feel knowing this isn't your secret club anymore and that all the shitskins from incel.io will be here forever

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so why exactly is Miquella evil?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He turned himself into a sociopath after he threw away his love.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He seems pretty lovely in the bossfight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's such a huge disconnect with what the base game tells us, what the crosses tell us in the DLC and what the final boss fight tells us.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Miquella in the DLC is basically Marika 2.0.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I mean i read it as hubris, he put in all that work to "become a god" to do x y or z but in the end he had no way of knowing that to actually accomplish it he'd given up everything that made him miquella in the first place, kind of like how he took away from radahn everything that made him "radahn" in the first place. He has no horse. His body is not his own. His soul was plucked from another realm and it too, is not his own (HEART STOLEN).
          Literally all that was left of ol' mickey was a rapist

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder why St Trina said that Godhood would be a prison for Miquella, is it because he discarded so much of himself or is it because of Greater Will restrictions

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The afterlife is so harsh and unkind in Elden Ring that most people would rather become a god than spend their afterlives running away from death birds that want to cook you in their special kiln.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If he threw away his love, then why would he even want Radahn?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >then why would he even want Radahn?
          To have an unstoppable consort so he can never be overthrown once he overthrows Queen Marika.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's not ranni

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Defeat Marika
    Claim her ring

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Built

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      3dpd

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was this scene just fake then? I don't remember seeing anything like this scene in the dlc. Is there some secret we don't know about maybe? Last minute cut content?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Last minute cut content?
      It's From, what do you think?
      We already know at least one plot rewrite with the DLC (Putrescent Knight GEQ connection dropped)

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick do you reach that place? It's the only thing I'm missing and I can't figure it out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Through the church district

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        where is that exactly? outside the castle/dungeon?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You have to go through a hidden wall near that one painting

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