>jim carey already proved he can pull off robotinik with the first movie.
Jim carrey didn't pull off anything. He was just jim carrey. Even with the bald cap and fake mustache, he's still a fraction of the weight he should be for Robotnik. Terrible casting
eh i have much doubt as chris patt but given im hopeful for chris im hoping bowser will be good. he just gots to not do a kung fu panda personality because thats not bowser is.
Him and Charlie Day are the only good ones. Donkey Kong has been tained by that dumb frick stoner and can never be fixed. Everyone else needed to be recast a long time ago.
bowser just has a deep and coarse voice. jack doesn't really seem to fit the bill, unless you want bowser to sound like a frat moron. never really heard anything deep enough from the guy.
I don't care
israelite
Literally dont care, will watch the youtube clips if its confirmed to be good because i aint sitting my ass for 1:30 hours to watch anything.
The shitposting is going to be incredible.
Is this garbage going to follow Bowser forever? Toadette was a mistake.
vg still has the bowsette general there pumping out fangames, coomer pics and over 3000 threads ones probably up right now
>over 3000 threads
That general is consistently the slowest general on Ganker, they get like one thread a month. Theyre probably on thread like 80.
Hell, it's been a month and the current one is only halfway to limit.
>Chris Pratt as Mario
>Jack Black as Bowser
>Jim Carey as Eggman
This is a weird frickng year
blessed timeline
jim carey already proved he can pull off robotinik with the first movie. so thats in the bag. hoping the others work. we will have to see.
>jim carey already proved he can pull off robotinik with the first movie.
Jim carrey didn't pull off anything. He was just jim carrey. Even with the bald cap and fake mustache, he's still a fraction of the weight he should be for Robotnik. Terrible casting
>not knowing it was an origin story
he'll be fatter in the second movie.
Jim Carry did good as Eggman though
Yeah, when I think of Eggman I think of stuff like this
>no the wacky cartoon rival of the blue cartoon can't be funny he has to be dark and edgy and misery cringe
go back to /sthg/
I didn't imply it was bad
Jim Carrey did his default Jim Carrey routine.
It was funny sure, but it was a horrible Eggman.
I'm not sure it even qualifies as "acting".
All of the casting choices feel like some Japanese exec did a Yahoo search for "famous American actors" and just faxed the list to the studio.
which is weird because we all know how ridiculously possessive miyamoto is over mario and the property in general
>Video game movie
Why does anyone actually care?
They have been on a decent streak lately (if you ignore the Monster Hunter one).
Even that one had the fun scene where Rathalos slaughters the US military.
I like how this artist drew Jack's beard.
MY FIRE BALLS
Yes, jack is kino.
>every face is instantly recognizable
>they are voice acting
seems like a waste of money tbh
this it should have been live action kino
Jack Black as Bowser is great. I’m fricking pissed about Rogen as DK though
Remember Ledger being cast as The fricking Joker? Who knows about Black. We will see.
eh i have much doubt as chris patt but given im hopeful for chris im hoping bowser will be good. he just gots to not do a kung fu panda personality because thats not bowser is.
I miss when Bowser was feared.
Yes. Jack Black makes and saves movies, he is perfect for Bowser
He was unironically really good in Psychonauts 2. He's got some range, so him as Bowser isn't too far-fetched.
Him and Charlie Day are the only good ones. Donkey Kong has been tained by that dumb frick stoner and can never be fixed. Everyone else needed to be recast a long time ago.
Donkey Kong will be interesting because Nintendo hates it when he speaks so will he talk normally or communicate through a series of grunts or what.
DUDE.... BANANAS DUDE. ISNT MY LACK OF CARING FUNNY? WAIT DID SOMEONE SMOKE MY BANANAS?
Seth Rogan does seem like the guy they would bring in to make Monkey noises for 5 hours
But I honestly consider the role to be whitewashing
But Donkey Kong is white under his brown fur.
>hardcore liberal plays a villain
Like poetry, it rhymes.
No it should have been Adam Sandler, the one true gamer™
I honestly thought it was a shitpost when I first saw it
bowser just has a deep and coarse voice. jack doesn't really seem to fit the bill, unless you want bowser to sound like a frat moron. never really heard anything deep enough from the guy.
there. fixed.
>Jack Blaatt
>Seth Rogck
>Keegan-Miday
>both villains are israelites
What did Nintendo mean by this?
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