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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tend to jerk off to more vidya game characters then I play their games. NSFW artists are just so good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I make love to her

      Fluff-Kevlar though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fluffkevlar suffers from same face syndrome

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that and he draws the same two body types

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't play for long. Do you seriously only play as her for like, the first 10 minutes?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Did you jerk off to her because you played her game, or did you play her game because you jerk offd to her?
    schrodinger's fox

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally seeing something actually sexy after all the Stellar Blade shilling here

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    neither
    I just wanted space dinos and found out the original game literally had more space and dinos than the game with the LITERAL space man added to it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the leaked version of Dinosaur Planet was basically the exact same game but with a generic fox instead of Star Fox.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it isn't. I looked and it's different in many ways. You may not have realized it but the final boss of that is actually in dino planet but all his voicelines are removed and he is just an onrails boss fight.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You may not have realized it but the final boss of that is actually in dino planet but all his voicelines are removed and he is just an onrails boss fight.
          And that boss was originally going to wienerblock General Scales from being your final fight, too. So, no, it wasn't as different as you think. At least SFA gave you a final boss that was familiar to the IP, and not just vaguely allude to a big bad and then pull the rug out from under you at the last minute with a literal who.

          And the last fight in DP was going to be the turret section style fight, so it would have been just as lame.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            General scales was never a smart guy, that homie originally got hit by lighting and had to use his tech belt to teleport away.
            He was always carried so stop trying to lift him up as more than a thug getting used by a higher being.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Star Fox Adventures any good?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty fun, and relaxing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was an absolutely serviceable Zelda-like game that still greatly outshines Zelda clones from other third parties from the N64 and Gamecube eras even though it was "unfinished." It was impressive graphically (and still holds up very well), has a great soundtrack, and does some interesting things here and there with puzzles. It was sadly held back by a good deal of backtracking and, "I have multiple McGuffins to collect but I have to wait for the story to funnel me to whichever one I'm SUPPOSED to go to next" rather than something a little more structured/consistent like how Zelda does it.

      The hatred for not being "true Star Fox" was massively overblown, and now that we've seen a large chunk of what the original Dinosaur Planet was supposed to be from the leaks, a lot less ended up changing than a lot of people thought. Most of the story-related grievances (like the twist final boss and Krystal being removed for a large part) existed in the N64 prototype.

    • 2 months ago
      Here we go again

      I just wanted to fly a plane like in 64 and fell in love instead. Goddamn you Hollywood video.

      moronic Zoomers will tell you "yes" because it's an exploitable meme game millennials talked about in the day , or for any other reason other than gameplay.

      It was an absolutely serviceable Zelda-like game that still greatly outshines Zelda clones from other third parties from the N64 and Gamecube eras even though it was "unfinished." It was impressive graphically (and still holds up very well), has a great soundtrack, and does some interesting things here and there with puzzles. It was sadly held back by a good deal of backtracking and, "I have multiple McGuffins to collect but I have to wait for the story to funnel me to whichever one I'm SUPPOSED to go to next" rather than something a little more structured/consistent like how Zelda does it.

      The hatred for not being "true Star Fox" was massively overblown, and now that we've seen a large chunk of what the original Dinosaur Planet was supposed to be from the leaks, a lot less ended up changing than a lot of people thought. Most of the story-related grievances (like the twist final boss and Krystal being removed for a large part) existed in the N64 prototype.

      >The hatred for not being "true Star Fox" was massively overblown
      They fricked Rare's game out of jealousy and incompetence (literally) and then told Namco to take Ace Combat Devs to make assault before it even sold a copy.
      >and now that we've seen a large chunk of what the original Dinosaur Planet was supposed to be from the leaks, a lot less ended up changing than a lot of people thought. Most of the story-related grievances (like the twist final boss and Krystal being removed for a large part) existed in the N64 prototype.
      The "fans" finally stopped shilling that she killed the starfox after it was revealed that the exact opposite happened

      For reference this image is at least 10 years old at this point.

      15

      Being a furry is having a fursona and saying uwu. Fapping to Krystal is just being a normal straight man.
      You can't look at this and not want to frick her
      https://e621.net/posts/522923

      >Being a furgay is ruining everything you touch including this game series

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and then told Namco to take Ace Combat Devs to make assault before it even sold a copy.
        Nintendo did the same with command since they told Q games to make a new star fox before assault sold any copies.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is a schizopost but I thought they got the Klonoa team to make Assault and that's why it's not as good as AC.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Truth of the matter is we don't exactly know most of the story. If you know of anything that happened when assault was made please share.

        • 2 months ago
          Here we go again

          >This is what actually happened but they never advertised that
          He wanted an adventure game that much.

          >and then told Namco to take Ace Combat Devs to make assault before it even sold a copy.
          Nintendo did the same with command since they told Q games to make a new star fox before assault sold any copies.

          They came crawling back to the same person who basically made Starfox in the first place. A "tech demo" that Nintendo didn't make or realize their system could play.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Was Star Fox Adventures any good?
      It was the only good star fox game on GameCube

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never did either of those things, freakazoid.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker
    >playing games

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played her game on Newgrounds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The snake one?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He probably means legend of krystal

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played any Star Fox game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But have you fapped to her?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who hasn't?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who says no is a liar.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >caring about what other men do with their dicks

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She furpilled me.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played Adventures and Assault as a kid and didn't really have an opinion of her, just "another Star Fox character." I never beat Adventures though, so I didn't see the saxophone music AWOOGA BOI-OI-OI-OING scene with her and Fox in the ending. I discovered lewds on the internet later and started jacking to her independent of my experiences with the games.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played her game first. My 13-year-old brain was corrupted forever as a result.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only game of hers I played was LoK, and that was so that I could mastubate to her

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Estelle Ellis has retweeted my Krystal fanart, and has answered me on twitter
    Feels good man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ironically she's one of those weird crystal ladies but she's really wholesome

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually played SFA while my mom was watching and I shut it off when the sax played. my mom laughed at me lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      your mom was feelin that scene and realized it made you pussy out
      based mom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My aunt said Fox McCloud was "handsome"

      ironically she's one of those weird crystal ladies but she's really wholesome

      I like how she's embraced the fandom and Krystal is basically her fursona.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Estelle seems to think the male cast is handsome too, she keeps retweeting yaoi.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never jerk offd to her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's it like being mentally ill?

        But then I don’t become a furry

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being a furry is having a fursona and saying uwu. Fapping to Krystal is just being a normal straight man.
          You can't look at this and not want to frick her
          https://e621.net/posts/522923

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Miyamoto literally requested a breedable character.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those are some autistic comments.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah it's a porn site

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          For reference this image is at least 10 years old at this point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's it like being mentally ill?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played SFA because it was a good Zelda clone with an amazing soundtrack. Now frick off.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    best girls

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the game because I like Zelda clones. The masturbation was just a bonus.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Soon ...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He really does draw cute girls for a gay guy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        gays can genuinely draw some fricking cuties, like Amakuchi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's going to be super friendzoned or his past lover on shaky terms. Dude is way too homosexual for wolf to give fox a canon love interest.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't get excited for this given how vociferous he's been in the past about how much he hates her.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he roped Estelle into it so maybe he'll be nicer.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone played the Half-Life mod? I did it in VR

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Did you jerk off to her because you played her game
    No, i jerk offd to her because her breasts are MASSIVE!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

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