>die IRL
>no respawn
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You didn't make it to the checkpoint so you do respawn, it's just as a different character.
there is no immortal soul, you gayget.
Rather unfortunely there is.
How the frick would you know? Atheists call theists morons for having faith in something they can't prove while doing the exact same thing.
because burden of proof doesn't work both ways
if I say bobo the clown god owns every toyota on the planet's machine soul then I can't call you moronic for being unable to prove it false
Someone skipped the tutorial.
Source?
>start new game
>no character creator
I still don't get the DVD one
>die IRL
>[New Game + Activated]
People tell so much shit about christian heavens like it's boring harp frolicking and such. Meanwhile Adam was tasked with naming every single animal around him as his very first job. Just sayin I believe in God's capability to keep me intellectually stimulated.
Become Mormon and you'll become a god yourself and get your own universe and everything like an endless video game.
>christian heaven exists
>not muslim, israeli, hindu, chinese, japanese, nordic, ancient african, ancien aztec, maya, egyptian, greek, etc. etc..
I never understand how you can still believe in religions when you know that any civilization always come up with something to fill up the uncertainty. why is it so hard to believe that humans won't go anywhere different than where pigs, plants, mushrooms and all other living things go, which is nowhere
well they will go somewhere in a matter of speaking even if the arrangement that forms their consciousness as a process doesn't exist anymore
they all point to the same thing but over time the nuggets of truth these religions are founded on are buried underneath the collective ignorance of humanity
The same way we have different languages and ways to refer to the same thing. Imagine being a lesser being getting glimpses into the reality of humans. You’d have very limited and shallow interpretations of isolated moments in that time and space. One account said humans exist in a world where they make water flow on command through the walls because he saw someone take a shower. Imagine all the different accounts of various aspects of human existence and how disconnected and incomprehensible they would seem. That’s what was happening with people in the past who depicted heaven.
Probably the only argument you can make as a christian, but it's still bullshit. Taking your own argument for granted, your faith is as much a glimpse through a crack in the veil, with most substance being added by the overactive imagination of man. The Word of God was designed, translated, edited, and manipulated by men countless times over hundreds of years. If it was ever real, that truth was lost over a thousand years ago. The Bible that is being preached in the modern era is almost entirely dissimilar from the Bible as was preached by Jesus and his disciples. This is historical fact.
Not a Christian, just explaining the potential for a real life heaven
Very surface level thinking. Thinking that the realm of heaven would be subject to human shit like boredom is a very shallow view. To explain it better, imagine if the code for any negative experience is completely removed, meaning you are incapable of being bored of the infinite happiness you experience. You can’t comprehend that like you can’t comprehend infinity. It’s beyond mortal conception.
>die IRL
>game force-deletes my character
>have to start over at level 0 in a completely randomized spawn location
>lose all prior experience
how the frick is this shit fair?
Eefhdu did evebeb
>die irl
>no respawn
good
prove it
ONE GUY? NO CONTINUES?
>no spawn kill IRL
>mobs can randomly spawn kill
This is bullshit.
>noah goldman
I have noooticed a lot of threads regarding mortality cropping up lately. Could it be that the emergence of Gen Alpha on the internets has caused gen z and millenials to contemplatemtheir unknowable and inevitable fate?!?
It's poggers all the way down
>break the law
>get arrested
WOW OKAY
>go to sleep
>jail sentence doesn't skip forward
BULLSHIT
YOU TELLING ME I HAVE TO AFK IN THIS JAILCELL FOR 25 FRICKING YEARS??? THIS GAME FRICKING SUCKS
My summer car
>he got solitary confinement
LMAOing at your save file you couldn't even engage in the prison minigame
Sometime I wish for game to end already
>>die IRL
>>no respawn
Hardcore server.
it's K-PAX rules
you have to idle until the universe restarts and you are born again. you will most likely do the same shit that got you killed the first time
>die irl
>fade to black
>health bar slowly starts filling up again
>*boss music starts playing*
this picture reminds me of what being in a k hole feels like.
>die IRL
>dad finds the super secret AI folder
>perception fading at the edges. this is it
>the creeping stillness is upon you. you are losing possession of your body
>as the light in your mind and body dims, the camera pulls away from your first person perspective for the first time
>just far enough that you can make out a white light above you
>it's always been there, just outside perception
>you had forgotten and now you remember
Reminds me of Enter the Void
>He doesn't know about quantum immortality.
>activate it
It's a coin flip
I'm too poor to afford bogbots
When you die you see a credits roll with Chamber of Reflection by Mac Demarco playing.
>he doesn't know about the pov shift
>die irl
>xp gets deleted
>internet history remains
>a link to your stats for that run gets permanently added to your profile
>Everyone on your bloodline can compare stats
>You are at the bottom
>no matter who you spawn as at the top of every list is gkhan69
whichever homosexual mained that character probably botted all his progeny glad the fricker quit playing
reminds me of
>your ancestors are watching over you
I fricking hope not
>here lies Anon he never scored
Fuuuuuuuuck
reminds me of an NTR time loop game i played where the girl's virginity persisted through time loops so if she lost her virginity to someone else it'd stay there as a status and reminder that you're a failure
>devs add inflation event
>prices go up 20% but income only goes up 8%
>die irl
>POV switches to free camera mode until the end of time
What if.
Guys listen to this.
What if you yourself keep dying but you dont remember because you quickload so it doesnt happen and you forgot?
how do you quickload out of old age
Maybe its only autosafe and each day it gets overwritten.
>mfw I've died a trillion times but I keep quickloading back to this exact moment in space and time.
This post gave me schizophrenia.
What if every time you go sleep, you're transported to a dimension of hell and suffering and after several perceived years of blinding torture, you wake up with false memories of nicer dreams? haha that would be silly
>About to perform action
>No dice roll or window showing your % of success shows up
>It gets good 82 years in
>sequence break adolescence
>perform acne phase skip
>avoid the trigger box for the parental divorce questline
this softlocks the main quest, but it sucks anyway
I'd rather be playing the game than slogging through the tutorial again
Life is God's Roguelike
it really is yeah
You think the sex was good?
Absolutely. But likely even more exhausting than his job.
What if all the school shooters made a quicksave and we just got their hardlocked savefile now.
Reincarnation is terrifying. I don't want to be black.
Shouldn't have said the gamer word, then.
Okay. You are now israeli. In new holocaust era.
I'd like it along as I had some other anon to reincarnate with endlessly so we could be reincarnation frens
Soulmates
How romantic
more like sovlm8s
I'm Black, It frickin sucks.
I don't have enough intelligence to be useful for the world but just enough to be self aware that I'm a subhuman
My only 2 reasons to not commit suicide is my family, fear of reincarnation.
good thing it stays in the bloodline, bad thing for a lot of anons here though
There's a guy who looks like this in my college group.
He's lazy, stupid, and fat as frick.
There is one thing he works hard at, though.
Reinforcing Black person fatigue.
>life has:
>health bar
>stamina bar
>maybe mana bar
and now
>Black person fatigue bar
>be black
>Black person fatigue bar pops up on screen
what in the bix nood
You get a big dick, fat white women and a happy life but you must work perpetually to keep the Black person fatigue bar at bay. Every character has its pros and cons.
>a cascading cacophony of bells starts bombarding you the higher that fatigue bar climbs
>Once bar fills on your next respawn you will be black
>passive perk unlocked
>15% higher chance to detect black people
>die IRL
>you respawn at a checkpoint
How do you know?
He just sleep
I've known since I was 7 that I'll just wake up in a new body after this one expires.
>i peaked philosophically at 7
Not the flex you think it is.
philosophy is worthless
>gets wrongfully convicted by a court of fools in a banana republic for fake rules made up yesterday
Thank GOD for worthless philosophy!
Good thing a worthless philosophy is worth just as much as justice itself!
>die IRL
>"you have died bitter and alone - try again?"
>Yes or [No]
>[YES]
wrong pic but you get the idea
No?
What's the idea?
>[No]
>You get all that?
>Really want to pick no, tired of the inequity of the world. Mental illness is not only the problem of the person suffering from it but a problem for people around them.
>Realize its all going to keep happening. The mentally ill not self aware enough to stop themselves continue to breed and make it the problem of future generations.
>[YES]
>die
>would you like to start a new character ?
>[YES]
>queue time : 9716557951357946138 years remaining
>all european servers are full
>only open server is india or china
At least it's gonna be a short game.
Man beats death with this simple trick, god hates him!
>die irl
>respawns as your wife's son
>turn on wallhacks to look at girls in the women's locker room
>get banned for "drug possession with intent to sell"
>have to afk for 30 years
god damn it
Get on food stamps, trade food stamps for drugs and get hood rich and then get shot
>Tyrone's plan on how to get PS5
Would you rather respaws in a new body?
Not really.
The body itself holds a significant amount of data believe it or not.
Just because you're psychologically uploaded into a body doesn't mean you're going to be the same person as before.
The body has a lot of ground for influencing your thought process. Hormones play a big part in that. You could be put into a fricking food addict's body and turn into a blatant narcissist.
it doesnt matter. you have full control of your both arms and mouth muscles. the end.
fricking hate that stupid cope argument made by the fatties and whatever loosers there are.
I don't think you read his post.
Right, but does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine
You control your body, but it takes practice. And some are better at it than others.
https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fnint.2012.00093/full
>How quantum brain biology can rescue conscious free will
right I'm not reading any of that fart-huffing twaddle
>science is not real because I can't understand it
no, science is not real because they let """"""""journalists"""""""" report for them
Science is corrupt that's for sure but that article was written by Stuart Hameroff himself. Ofcourse that doesn't mean it's correct but the field of quantum biology is really young and there's tons to discover.
That's very interesting anon, nice read
>Brain electrical activity correlating with conscious perception of a stimulus apparently can occur after we respond to that stimulus, seemingly consciously.
Maybe it's really all a big cope and we never have any sort of agency over our own actions. It's all self-deceit to believe in the self.
How can you deceive the "self" that doesn't exist in the first place?
You didn't experience anything before you were born, so why would you experience anything after?
I was 'aware' of myself before birth.
Existence was just a black void and there were periods of distress and joy between, but my very first memory is of me at around 8 months old and I still remember the little metal slide my grandmother let me play with.
My brother was diagnosed with autism at the age of 3 and it kind of showed when you considered both of us and how different we were.
I know for a fact I was 'aware' of myself before I was born. I knew I was something, maybe not what, but I fricking knew.
In hindsight, abortion may have been a mercy given how things have gone in my 25 years of life. Lacking a father growing up really closes a lot of doors and single mothers shouldn't be allowed to hold custody when there are better guardians available, such as my grandmother who actually knew how to raise two boys.
My grandmother raised me better than anyone else. She was part polish tho and I think that had something to do with it. Very serious people
How the frick do you diagnose someone with Hyperthymesia? This shit is super rare but it's basically the non-stop cringe-reel disorder that makes you remember all things in great detail in your past, often affecting you in the present.
Could be worse. You could have a hell disease like fatal insomnia
Atleast it will be over quickly
basically warhammer dawi syndrome, best solution is to buy a grudge book
>die "IRL"
>awake in ze pod
>uhh
>lie back down
>you better put me back to sleep waking in a heavenly position back there or Im suing your asses to obliivon for this mistake cogface
>die
>respawn in respawn machine
>it's an eternity in there
>die IRL
>stuck in spectator mode with no respawn
>can only send a few messages to people but no one takes you seriously
>if you message too much (even when agreeing to only message as much as you are allowed) you get banned from spectator mode
You can't prove that.
>shoot red barrel irl
>get arrested and charged with unlawful discharge of firearm
WOOOOOOOOOOOW
>best stat in the game is completely randomized and locked to your hardware during character creation
Gays love to compare dick sizes and shit but for every tiny dick out there, some girl has a tiny vegana
How do you know? Maybe we're all reincarnated.
we're all fragments of a single overarching consciousness known as god. We were lonely so we split into countless separate personas to love and hate.
Christ is king, shills
Shouldn'tve selected hardcore, dumbshit
>a single small decision in the early game leads to catastrophic consequences by the end
>game traps you in the starting area with no way out
>he thought there was a way out
>die IRL
>take off your VR headpiece and remember you were just playing a game
>he didn't use the memoryglitch exploit to keep all of his past memories
kekingw at every 1 life pleb in this thread
>Quickload save
>get deja vu sensation
>accidentally quicksave moments before death
>stuck in a loop no matter how many times you quickload
>try to get out of bounds
>die