Do Space Marines have functioning Dongs?
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Do Space Marines have functioning Dongs?
Do Space Marines have functioning Dongs?
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No
Yes. They just feel no need to use them. Unless they're space wolves who aren't conditioned to not feel those urges.
>They just feel no need to use them.
Not just 'feel no need'; every possible predetermined calculated or instinctive pathway to any feeling, drive, need, etc related to it is rerouted into the most bombastically edgy hate for the enemy, call for battle, and faith in the emperor. SWolves get some trickster dork saying otherwise, but they're still as brainfricked as the rest.
Yeah, and so is their fear response. It can still be triggered though, in extreme and usually magical situations. Marines fall to slaanesh all the time.
The EC seek pleasure in other ways. Everything started here about Woofs is just wrong. Some old novel says Lukas the Trickster has children, that's it.
Only Emperor's Children and Space Wolves
The EC I understand fully, and while I don't doubt the Wolf thing, what's the source?
It's more Implied since GW is a corporation and western corporations are very puritan due to the markets. What makes it seem like the space wolves would have working wieners is their whole culture of eat, drink, and be Merry. The enjoyment of sex doesn't seem like something they'd carve out to be better warriors since they're very much willing to indulge in various human vices, including getting fricking wasted. The other is this passage from the Grey Knights trilogy.
That's...actually curious. I wonder if they did double down on some changes in the marine making process post Heresy? Although if that was the case you'd think Gulliman would kick up a fuss about it.
The whole thing is a LARP. What I mean by that is the Space Wolves don't actually have any interest in feasting, sex or being Vikings. They just pretend to, as part of Chapter culture.
Mjod? It's a high-protein liquid food that fuels their enhanced bodies. All the mysticism? Culture-encoded indoctrination, which synchs with the endless rounds of sleep training all Marines endure.
All the mysticism? Social engineering and conditioning, as well as subliminal programming to provide a framework for focusing psyker powers.
They're ironic Vikings, and they don't care.
Mjod gets them drunk.
It's also liquid food. It's jet fuel that will actually kill a human.
You know, this is something you realize in hindsight: Before the Emperor came, mjod clearly didn't exist. Russ was drinking the same stuff as everyone else. That means Russ NEVER GOT DRUNK. He may never have been intoxicated in his entire life. As proof, Guilliman once spends the whole night drinking with Space Wolves and only gets a mild buzz.
This means that Russ is trolling everyone all the time. He's completely sober: when he challenged the Emperor to an eating and drinking match, he was simply fricking with him.
What?
You think they pee out of their nipples?
Stoopid OP.
they should be fully intact but they don't really get aroused, they have almost no libido
Some Salamanders have families, don't they? I assume some baby making is involved?
On Nocturne, the family unit is the Clan, and the Salamanders still hold strong loyalties to their Clan. So it's possible to have an 'uncle' who is a Space Marine, but not to be the son of a Space Marine.
Slaneesh Marines do, often many of them.
Yes.
They are chemically and mentally conditioned to not need nor desire the horizontal mambo, but their dongs still work and technically it's never been stated that they are sterile (although it could theoretically be inferred that their reproductive system is shot to pieces by the marine initiation, since it's unlikely to have been given any regard whatsoever, and if it was, it would likely have involved sterilization).
But are they *functional*? Not much reason to think that they wouldn't be. They're superhuman warrior monks, not castrati.
Yeah, having a functional dick is a requirement even. No hard on, no space marine. Keeps out a solid 99.999% of troonys and all women.
Fabius said that in order to restore the marine's reproductive ability it requires extensive surgery. This implies that something was done to marines' junks to render them sterile.
Anyway, would a union with a Space marine produce humans or something else?
I wonder if the dick is peeled off when the black carapace is implanted. Implied in some lore they just skin the fricker then implant the skin back on top, and the point they do it at normal pain killers do not work.
Which also raises questions as normal marines have system for releasing pain meds into their system, which puts that lore into question and what exactly is pain killer for a space marine?
Literally cannot be true, because there was a novel where a Grey Knight has a group shower with a female inquisitor and her all-girl retinue and she laments the Knight is asexual while they all ogle him.
grey knights aren't normal space marines though.
How can you just say that and not provide a source, anon?
Not him but the scene is from The Emperor's Gift, the PoV Grey Knight is reminiscing about his time with an Inquisitor's retinue and recalls when one of said Inquisitor's female retinue members ogles him in the shower and says that 'it's a great shame' he was a space marine or something, obviously implying he had a huge dick (but no desire to use it). The Grey Knight didn't understand what she meant and later had to ask another human for an explanation.
Cheers bud
Probably replacing the gonads with “normal” ones. The huge amounts of hormone therapy most likely permanently alter the body’s hormone feedback loop. Meaning the communication cells in the gonads that accept hormones to tell them what to release and how much is quite different from a normal man’s. Also the Leydig cells are probably totally different from this process and release more than the normal testosterone, androstenedione and dehydroepiandrosterone (hormones specific to men).
Basically what I’m saying is I bet a whole series of endocrine systems along the hormone feedback loop need to be replaced with different ones for normal sexual arousal to be a thing.
Just humans. Albeit with a very high compatibility for their sires genotype, the Emperor was very careful not to allow reverse contamination back into baseline humans. Space Marines are more biologically enhanced by their symbiotic organs than their DNA, but the organs require a human to compatible with their Primarchs genetic quirks or the organ implementation will fail, killing both.
They can urinate and they have testicles. The testicles through gene and hormone therapy are so wildly different in hormone output from normal testes that they probably no longer produce sperm and the Astartes is also unable to achieve arousal.
So they have a meat tube to urinate from. It’s probably in proportion to their body because HGH and IGF1 cause all tissue to grow, it’s not specific.
Guilliman's dong is working though, he fricks Yvraine all the time.
Space Marines have LIMP DICKS!
HAHA!
Yeah OP they have gigantic wieners, you can stop with your fantasy now
All space marines have fully functioning genitals they use to frick each other with, increasing their bonds and also eliminating the chance of pregnancy.
Yes. Lukas the Trickster famously loves fricking women. Most Space Marines have had any sexual impulses programmed out of them during puberty, so they don't do the same, but if they needed to for some reason they could.
>I believe the guy famously titled 'The Trickster'
This whole thread is a psyop to move the goalposts towards troonymarines.
frick all of you for participating.
Yes.
The Emperors Children would be very happy to demonstrate that.
The process of becoming a space marine doesn't break it, but some chapters geld their recruits.
Relic asked GW about this while making the Space Marine video game while they were writing the stories and GW said yes. Some novels corroborate this, albiet mostly with traitors.
The fantasy flight 40kRPGs indicate that some chapters turn their marines into eunuchs, a habit they probably wouldn't have developed if the marine creation process already broke it.
Novels, developer statements, and rpg lore are all inferior sources to codexes, but to the best of my knowledge no codexes contradict this. So yes, as long as you aren't e.g. a black templar or whatever where they snipped it, it still works.
Yes. Here is a SuperCanon™ source.
Not a space marine
You fricking sperg.
You had the colossal chainblade image talking about rogal dorns wiener at length ready to go.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say we're all spergs here.
Rogal Dorn would go sweaty and panic, stutter that he needs an adult and bang his head on the door frame running away if a woman propositioned him for sex.
A fw chapters have been said to do but mostly they don't.
Which is kinda moronic if you think about it becasue chapters basically take the best of the best genetic stock from a planet, kill most of them through trials and training and what survives never passes on their genes.
It's like asking to run out of recruits
On more than one occasion I’d stood with her and her warband in the communal showers after training, blind and numb to any sensation of desire, watching her wash her hair and listening to her speak of serving in the sweltering jungles of Voroxis, killing heretics who spilled from a downed rogue trader vessel.
Bizarrely, the Khatan had declared, upon seeing me wash myself, that my ascension to knighthood was ‘a great shame’. Captain Castor had explained the meaning to me several months later, though I still didn’t see the humour in it.
What am I looking at here?
looks like a jury rigged micro water heater used to make a rudimentary hot shower to me.
pretty clever design all things considered, could use some refinement to minimise potential electrocution but solid 3rd world appliance making overall.
Grey Knight are the most fricked in the head of all Space Marines though, it wouldn't suprise me if they literally castrated themselves to ward off Slaanesh.
>castrates themselves
Nah, they're circumcised.
How did Draigo frick the six slaaneshi sisters to death if no dick? Psykichally projected dick?
what were that shower scene with that 'equine dong' came from again?
I think that comes from one of the early Horus Heresy novels when that one remembrancer chick is interviewing Loken in his quarters and she's ogling him, he's naked except for a loincloth and is described as 'equine'. Probably to mean that he's more akin to a horse than a man, but... He's probably more akin to a horse than a man, if you know what I mean.
nice, thanks, you have the screenshot floating around?