Why yes I do, the game is called Diablo Immortal. You’ll want to make sure you equip your character with powerful gems, though, so grab your parent’s credit card and I can show you how it works.
yes
I was just like that when I was a kid and playing on people's phone was the only vidya I could play, so I will gladly let him play, but only curated and well selected games so he becomes a gamer god like me
No
All of them.
show him ISIS decapitation videos
>not pain olympics
weak
Yeah, I have Tales of Androgyny and Degrees of Lewdity right here
Don't talk to me
I don't own a smart phone.
Firstly, he never specifically asked you if you had a smartphone. Secondly, other cellphones have games on them two.
Ywnbaw
No
I dont
I had a couple of hentai games one time, but honestly it's overhyped
Soul Knight
All I have is Blackjack on mine.
Why yes I do, the game is called Diablo Immortal. You’ll want to make sure you equip your character with powerful gems, though, so grab your parent’s credit card and I can show you how it works.
I say "Yes." and that's it.
Space Pinball
yes
I was just like that when I was a kid and playing on people's phone was the only vidya I could play, so I will gladly let him play, but only curated and well selected games so he becomes a gamer god like me
>playing on people's phone was the only vidya I could play
you must be 18 or older to post
cookie clicker
Tell him no while I'm obviously playing one on it.
lichess
Yes.
Do you know "Taimanin"?
I have some.
Alien soldier , contra hard corps, gradius 2, battletoads , all the nes megamans...
Yes
open rct2 looks so much better it's kinda funny
Only BitLife. I play it when I'm taking a shit on the toilet.
Solitaire.
Just hentai games.
I take his shit.
>How do you respond?
I slit his throat, and cast his broken body upon the ice. Everyone cheers.
Yeah. Sudoku.
"frick off you little shit"
"No, only gachas."
I have this game called "Action Taimanin". It's about cool ninjas, wanna check it out?
Who the frick are you?
No; They're in my phone.