>Do you wanna tell me a story about trollops and plugtails, pleeeeeaaaase?

>Do you wanna tell me a story about trollops and plugtails, pleeeeeaaaase?

What did she mean by this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=1101

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people with funny colored hair and an obsession with "identity and gender politics" ruin every single thing they touch, themselves included?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, but this is a thread about Imoen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. roon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Obsessed

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's so ugly bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why you use a better portrait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually liked the dragonspear portrait

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like a 35 year old single mother working at Walmart.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw she sucks absolute ass in BG2, but it feels so wrong to not have her in the party since half the story revolves around rescuing her
    Never leave family behind, bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >xe/xir doesn't use mods to change her class

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always mod her back into being a full time thief

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sucks
      >95%/95% in the crucial thief skills
      >mage in BG2 where that matters most
      >huge Dex and Con if she ever gets targeted
      >your cute sister
      I really don't know what else you could ask for.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nalia is the superior Imoen. Recruitable early to avoid wasted XP and comes with a top-tier exclusive ring.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nalia is marginally better but they're 99% the same (from a gameplay perspective)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >replaces Nalia
      seems pretty good to me tbqh

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're a queer fellow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO IMOEN I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      with Viconia!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GON!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good on you if you save the day

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Winthrop ever took a break from looking at elven arse and maybe, you know, peeped on her while she was changing?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Just like old times! 'Cept, without the incest and all.
    what did she mean by this?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Just like old times! 'Cept without the rape and all. And I totally didn't start to get into it, never begged him to pound me as hard and long as he could. Never clutched at him and begged him to fill me again as he rose to leave. Nope, not ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yer a queer fellow.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she asian now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I built a Nalia deck from this set and from the one time I've seen her BG character portrait, her card art looks nothing like it. I don't if most of the characters have very different portrayals in their card art or if most are faithful to prior depictions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most characters look surprisingly allright imo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how does jaheira's look? Like BG1 or 2?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think she looks cute, which is surprising coming from current WotC

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Did all bg companions get a card?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Look how they massacred my girl.....

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Her face in bg2 is the worst though, looks like some eastern european pornstar/stripper

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >looks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know, I just find her face off-putting for some reason

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Her face in bg2 is the worst though, looks like some eastern european pornstar/stripper
                That's an insult to slavs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Josephine Jackson for all you coomers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thats the best you could do?
                I hope you get better soon, anon.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have yet to find a single good portrait of Imoen that includes the scar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see

      That's why you use a better portrait

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I said good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And good it is

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always wondered if some of the BG character portraits were based off celebrities. Anyone else think so too, or am I just autistic?

    To me these look like they could be Vin Diesel, Clancy Brown, Dolph Lundgren, Drew Barrymore and Sean Connery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well considering that Viconia's portrait was a literal tracing of an actual person, it's very likely that they were. Question is, can we find the actual photos that were used as the basis for them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >vin diesel

      get back motherfricker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still kind of see more Vin Diesel in the face, but that's a strong possibility, maybe a mix.

        Also this guy reminds me a bit of John Stamos.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that is 100& drew barrymore
      completely shameless

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