Does her spine just split into 3? That's moronic
>dude it's a pokémon game it doesn't have to be logical
oh so if it doesn't have to be logical, why doesn't my Bull pokémon come equipped with Michelin tires and optional heating seats? moronic design is moronic.
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>her
yes her, you mong
>but le pokédex says it's male onl-
then how does it reproduce uh? The specie of an egg is determined by the mother. Am I to believe Tauroses as a specie only exist by raping Dittos in the ass?
>her
I agree, frick science. If I want my Tauros to be a chick, I'm gonna delude myself into believing she's a she. Don't let these hates get you down, sister.
>all tauroses are gay males who make calves by homosex and give birth through their penises
Amazing science you got there
Hell yeah, you get it.
I mean if hyenas can do it...
Those are distended vags. The males mount and frick their seed into it and then it violently shreds when the hyena gives birth.
>Tfw GF missed an opportunity with Miltank/Tauros breeding
Never forget
And how does that work considering miltanks aren't native to Kanto?
They meet in the middle specifically to breed, then return to their native habitats until it's time to breed again.
Tauros is native to Johto
>Red/Blue
Safari Zone
>Gold/Silver
Routes 38 & 39 -- same as Miltank
Tauros can't be found in the wild in Kanto
What ? I thougth that was the case for sure
No, but it should have been
>Volbeat & Illumise
>Nidoking & Nidoqueen
>Not Tauros & Miltank
It still annoys me 20 years later
>Female Tauros
>"I'M RIGHT, THE POKEDEX AND THE POKEMON COMPANY AREN'T"
Dumbass
>then how does it reproduce uh?
with miltank, most likely
>The specie of an egg is determined by the mother
that's for what you get at the daycare. different thing
Do they cull Tauros eggs? How do they even know what's inside the egg since the daycare doesn't understand where eggs come from?
>Do they cull Tauros eggs?
No
> How do they even know what's inside the egg since the daycare doesn't understand where eggs come from?
Why should they?
not him but how do you explain you would never get a tauros egg from a tauros/miltank couple?
you get the female species, which is miltank
How sexist
so where do the males come from? Do miltanks just transition? How progressive
Ditto
So tauroses have only existed since team rocket failed to clone mew? Shaky theory anon
>again, reproduction in the wild is not the same as daycare egg generation
lmao how does it differ? Mr. Pokemon found an egg in the wild that is identical in every way to an egg you could find in daycare.
>lmao how does it differ?
we know it does, in the day care an egg suddenly appears(presumably celebi), in the wild, we weren't told shit
>https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mr._Pok%C3%A9mon#Pok.C3.A9mon_Gold.2C_Silver.2C_and_Crystal
>I know a couple who run a Pokémon Day-Care service. They gave me that Egg
>presumably celebi
lmfao
>we weren't explicitly told they mate like they do in the daycare so the most logical conclusion is that the process is radically different
LMFAO
>lmfao
read its entries and look at its beta sprite based on a fertility deity
>we weren't explicitly told they mate like they do in the daycare so the most logical conclusion is that the process is radically different
Yes, the daycare process works very diferently to how it would were pokemon more like animals (you have objects breeding, skitty-wailord, etc)
then again sexgays aren't much fans of actually playing the games
in the wild? probably sexual reproduction
in the daycare? ditto
again, reproduction in the wild is not the same as daycare egg generation, we already had the gen 2 zukan translated here
>oh frick he's actually right
Tauros WNBAW
Catch a female tauros
I dare you
I couldn't catch a mew in gen 1 (let alone a ho oh) either, doesn't mean it didn't exist
>catch celebi
>store it in pc forever
>eggs still appear
???
>the daycare process works differently than natural breeding because I said so
ok, not really an argument though
>catch celebi
>store it in pc forever
>eggs still appear
gee, if only celebi had some sort of ability to do things in the present without it being affected by how it is in the present. hmmm
>the daycare process works differently than natural breeding because I said so
No, because there's multiple evidence that it does.
The fact that people here are even questioning how it wouldn't work for things in the wild should clue you in if nothing else.
But i guess we'll have to wait until a poketuber reads the gen 2 zukan and game's dialogue and then you'll agree with me.
>celebi can time travel therefore it exists an infinite amount of celebis at every given time
uh? There is only one celebi (and no, the movie isn't canon), the fact that she can time travel doesn't invalidate her uniqueness
>The fact that people here are even questioning how it wouldn't work for things in the wild should clue you in if nothing else
but it would work. How would it not, and why would it be different?
>muh poketubers
getting desperate uh?
>, the fact that she can time travel doesn't invalidate her uniqueness
never said it did nor did i refer to the ashnime. Learn to read
>but it would work.
well, how?
>How would it not, and why would it be different?
you think they bang Ditto's everywhere?
>getting desperate uh?
nah, its normal for lore discussions to be poketubergays dissing actual evidence
>never said it did nor did i refer to the ashnime. Learn to read
so what *did* you say? Nothing of substance is what
>well, how?
just like it does in the daycare. They frick and produce an egg
>you think they bang Ditto's everywhere?
I think there are female tauroses, which makes much more sense than whatever you're implying. Which is more plausible anon, that a mammal specie has female members, or that there is some crazy yet unknown way to breed that would allow for an all-male specie?
>nah, its normal for lore discussions to be poketubergays dissing actual evidence
>actual evidence
going "it works in a mystery way because that's the only way to reconcile my convoluted head canon" isn't evidence, anon. Please stop bringing up e-celebs, it's not helping your point
>so what *did* you say?
that celebi's present state doesn't affect celebi's non-present's states.
Now, why don't you say something of substance yourself?
>just like it does in the daycare. T
but the daycare only produces the female, and objects can't frick, not to mention completely different species can produce fertile offspring
Also, why did elm not see the nidoran doing shit and then a fully formed egg appeared? generally fricking itself takes a while and so does the appearance of the egg
Also, why is a Kangaskhan "born" with its daughter?
>I think there are female tauroses, which makes much more sense than whatever you're implying.
There literally aren't female tauros and it has been implied both in sm and in the gen 2 zukan that miltank is the female.
And it makes more sense to infer the lore from the actual official sources rather than making it up for youtube views.
>. Which is more plausible anon, that a mammal specie has female members, or that there is some crazy yet unknown way to breed that would allow for an all-male specie?
In the same franchise of rats electrifying people and llamas creating the world?
>going "it works in a mystery way because that's the only way to reconcile my convoluted head canon" isn't evidence, anon.
Good thing I didn't say that then. Now justify your point. With evidence please. I mean, you do have it, right?
>that celebi's present state doesn't affect celebi's non-present's states.
that literally doesn't mean anything. Celebi is somewhere or she isn't. Celebi only appears in times of peace, does the daycare only work in times of peace?
>but the daycare only produces the female
in the case of interbreeding, sure.
>and objects can't frick
what does that even mean?
>not to mention completely different species can produce fertile offspring
And? The offspring isn't a hybrid, so why would it be sterile?
>Also, why did elm not see the nidoran doing shit and then a fully formed egg appeared? generally fricking itself takes a while and so does the appearance of the egg
Pokemon having sex and giving birth in secluded areas is akin to what happens in real life
>Also, why is a Kangaskhan "born" with its daughter?
Irrelevant. You don't see the "daughter" in the wild either. Kangaskhan is a whole pokemon, just like dragapult has dreepies
>There literally aren't female tauros
You haven't caught one, doesn't mean they don't exist.
>it has been implied both in sm and in the gen 2 zukan that miltank is the female.
not sure why your interpretation of the "implications" of a bonus piece of media is what you base your entire system of beliefs on
>In the same franchise of rats electrifying people and llamas creating the world?
read the BMW arguments. Just because you have a fire poney doesn't mean it's fine to throw all logic out, especially not if it's to create a highly illogical head-canon
>Good thing I didn't say that then. Now justify your point. With evidence please. I mean, you do have it, right?
Tauros is a specie of pokémon. Two male tauroses can't breed. Tauroses aren't exitinct. Therefore female tauroses exist. See how my argument is clear, concise and free of inexplicable convolutions?
>that literally doesn't mean anything. Celebi is somewhere or she isn't.
at one point in time. The fact that you don't move from your basement doesn't mean everyone stays at the same place their entire lifes anon
>Celebi only appears in times of peace, does the daycare only work in times of peace?
>actual text in the game now matters
>in the case of interbreeding, sure.
Prove is only then
>what does that even mean?
That objects can't frick. Learn to read.
>And? The offspring isn't a hybrid, so why would it be sterile?
Because that's what happens with animals.
>Pokemon having sex and giving birth in secluded areas is akin to what happens in real life
Literally not the case as addressed by the part quoted.
>Irrelevant.
Not really, animals aren't born with their descendants
> Kangaskhan is a whole pokemon, just like dragapult has dreepies
>pokemon are now not animals
So, you literally couldn't address a single one of the issues with considering sex happening in the daycare, nor you brought up evidence.
>You haven't caught one, doesn't mean they don't exist.
Source on they existing?
>not sure why your interpretation of the "implications" of a bonus piece of media is what you base your entire system of beliefs on
because in a healthy fanbase, the actual official sources are what should be used to infer the lore of the setting.
That you just repeat what poketubers say and take it as gospel is not how it should be.
>read the BMW arguments. Just because you have a fire poney doesn't mean it's fine to throw all logic out, especially not if it's to create a highly illogical head-canon
It means you can't assume "logic" applies to everything. So you can't just say that. YOu have to bring proof. You have it right?
right?
>Tauros is a specie of pokémon.
Then its not an animal. You can't make inferences based on everything working like animals because that's not the case and this was illustrated in the multiple inconsistencies you couldn't address.
>at one point in time. The fact that you don't move from your basement doesn't mean everyone stays at the same place their entire lifes anon
so riddle me this. How does celebi place an egg in the daycare while she comfortably lies in her pokéball? Also more name calling, it's getting sad.
>actual text in the game now matters
it does when that's your own argument lmao. You claim celebi brings eggs to the daycare because one pokedex entry says she brings 1 (one) egg when she times travels, but you ignore every single pokedex entry saying she only appears in times of peace. If you bring up the pokédex as proof, then stand by it.
>Prove is only then
did you have a stroke?
>Because that's what happens with animals.
with hybrids, sure. So far, there have been no pokemon hybrid (excluding fusions). The daycare doesn't produce hybrids so what's with the fertility autism?
>Literally not the case as addressed by the part quoted.
yes it is. You're claiming mating didn't happen because it wasn't seen.
>Not really, animals aren't born with their descendants
What kanghastan has in her pouch isn't her descendant, not reason to believe it is.
>pokemon are now not animals
never claimed they were? Are you just starting to strawman? Because if so it's not worth my time (hardly is as it is)
>So, you literally couldn't address a single one of the issues with considering sex happening in the daycare, nor you brought up evidence.
they mate in the bushes, maybe at night. It's quite obvious actually.
>Source on they existing?
Logical inferences. I explained why a few sentences later.
>muh poketubers
yawn, get some better material. Link me to a female tauros video or something, I don't watch youtube.
>It means you can't assume "logic" applies to everything
Actually I can, that's what world-building is about
now for the moment you address my actual argument and theory, can't wait to read how you refute it 🙂
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you didn't lmfao. Not that I'm surprised.
>How does celebi place an egg in the daycare while she comfortably lies in her pokéball?
never said it was "while" it was in the ball
> You claim celebi brings eggs to the daycare because one pokedex entry says she brings 1 (one) egg when she times travels, but you ignore every single pokedex entry saying she only appears in times of peace.
Clearly when you are in the daycare it counts
>did you have a stroke?
Prove its only then*
>with hybrids, sure.
Which mons are not
> The daycare doesn't produce hybrids so what's with the fertility autism?
non-hybrids are not produced by different species.
>yes it is. You're claiming mating didn't happen because it wasn't seen.
Sure, because real mating is about doing nothing and and egg suddenly appearing one second later.
>never claimed they were?
Yes you did, your entire argument is that they have to work the same way as animals(ignoring the evidence telling otherwise) and then dissing every difference with animal mating. Its internally inconsistent.
>they mate in the bushes, maybe at night. It's quite obvious actually.
The gen 2 zukan has them being observed all day long by Elm and his assistant so night is out. Also, as said, it happened inmediately.
>Logical inferences.
Your "inference" is internally inconsistent.
>Actually I can, that's what world-building is about
You're literally ignoring world-building
>my actual argument
What argument?
>never said it was "while" it was in the ball
but it *does* happen when she is the ball. I can turn my 3ds on and deposit mons at the day care, get their egg and hatch it all while celebi is in her ball.
>Clearly when you are in the daycare it counts
"time of peace is when daycare". lol? Is creating a daycare the way to obtain world peace?
>Which mons are not
yeah, sure, they can breed
>Sure, because real mating is about doing nothing and and egg suddenly appearing one second later.
What do you go off of to say they do nothing? Doesn't make much sense now does it?
>Yes you did, your entire argument is that they have to work the same way as animals(ignoring the evidence telling otherwise) and then dissing every difference with animal mating. Its internally inconsistent.
No it is not, which is why you're unable to provide a direct quote. If you strawman one more time, I'll stop replying. Maybe then you'll feel like you won eh
>The gen 2 zukan has them being observed all day long by Elm and his assistant so night is out. Also, as said, it happened inmediately.
They missed it. You retcon promotional media isn't really tangible proof anyways lol
>Your "inference" is internally inconsistent.
and yet you can't explain why. You just ignore it.
>You're literally ignoring world-building
grade a projection
>What argument?
"Tauros is a specie of pokémon. Two male tauroses can't breed. Tauroses aren't exitinct. Therefore female tauroses exist. See how my argument is clear, concise and free of inexplicable convolutions?"
You can't answer it. This is the simplest explanation, yet you won't discuss it and explain the phenomenon with magic where eggs happen when the very concept of breeding is canon and commonly accepted. You can't explain natural breeding *at all* but you think your view is the right one?
>but it *does* happen when she is the ball.
Who said that?
> I can turn my 3ds on and deposit mons at the day care, get their egg and hatch it all while celebi is in her ball.
Already addressed
>"time of peace is when daycare". lol? Is creating a daycare the way to obtain world peace?
who knows. To be fair, keep in mind that the entries talking about it appearing in peaceful times are not the same that the ones about bringing eggs.
>yeah, sure, they can breed
Hybrid = produced by different species, can't breed
mons that are produced by different species can breed, so not hybrids
mons that are produced by the same species are not hybrids, so not hybrids either
You're applying the parts that are convenient.
>What do you go off of to say they do nothing?
the gen 2 zukan
> Doesn't make much sense now does it?
If you expect animal reproduction sure, it doesn't. Which is why they went out of their way to say it isn't.
>No it is not, which is why you're unable to provide a direct quote
A quote of what?
Yes, your argument is "assume animal unless told not to" and I provided multiple cases of it not working like animals, thus you can't assume animals.
>They missed it.
They barely looked away
>You retcon promotional media isn't really tangible proof anyways lol
And proof now matters? Because your "proof" is a "logical inference" that directly contradicts not only official statements, but also the logic of how breeding in the games work mechanically.
>and yet you can't explain why.
I did, multiple times.
>grade a projection
YOu literally did a few sentences ago saying the zukan doesn't count
>You can't answer it
I did though. You don't like it because you're obsessed with sex, but that's your problem.
>yet you won't discuss it and explain the phenomenon with magic where eggs happen
Yes, I use the explanations given in official sources
>Who said that?
me playing the game. You can try it too.
>Already addressed
no, you actually didn't
>who knows. To be fair, keep in mind that the entries talking about it appearing in peaceful times are not the same that the ones about bringing eggs.
who knows? Really? You think it's a possibility? you're willing to die on that hill rather than just saying the pokedex can be moronic? Jesus christ
>Hybrid = produced by different species, can't breed
hybrid has the genetic code of both species. In pokemon, it has the genetic code of the mother. Interbreeding in pokemon doesn't create hybrids. Did you even play the games?
>mons that are produced by different species can breed, so not hybrids
They're not "not hybrids" because they can breed, they're not hybrid because they only have the traits of one specie. But who cares, this doesn't even help your "argument"
>the gen 2 zukan
not seeing != not happening
>If you expect animal reproduction sure, it doesn't. Which is why they went out of their way to say it isn't.
and yet you can't provide a better explanation
>They barely looked away
sounds like it happened when they barely looked away then uh?
>And proof now matters? Because your "proof" is a "logical inference" that directly contradicts not only official statements, but also the logic of how breeding in the games work mechanically.
mechanically in the games tauroses cannot be bred without dittos, so obviously female tauroses exist but cannot be obtained
>I did, multiple times.
"it happens somehow" isn't an explantation
>I did though. You don't like it because you're obsessed with sex, but that's your problem.
you didn't. In no post did you address my core argument and you didn't this time either
>A quote of what?
a quote of me saying pokemons are animals. You're claiming I did. I did warn you, I would't answer your posts anymore after another strawman so no need to answer this one. Have a nice day.
>me playing the game.
I thought you disliked the celebi theory
>no, you actually didn't
Yes
,
and
>who knows? Really? You think it's a possibility?
Yes? I literally said "presumably" celebi, not 100% celebi, because its a theory that has been floating around.
>hybrid has the genetic code of both species. In pokemon, it has the genetic code of the mother.
You are literally acknowleding they're not the same. Thus, you can't apply it to pokemon
>. Interbreeding in pokemon doesn't create hybrids.
Then they don't work like animals
>They're not "not hybrids" because they can breed, they're not hybrid because they only have the traits of one specie.
That's literally what I said anon. To cover both cases.
>not seeing != not happening
instant!=not instant
>and yet you can't provide a better explanation
GF did. YOu dont like it.
>sounds like it happened when they barely looked away then uh?
Yes, in an instant. Not the timeframe for mating
>so obviously female tauroses exist but cannot be obtained
>obviously this thing that its not shown, said or implied totally exists! trust me! it makes sense!
Yeah, I also love my megas in bdsp.
>"it happens somehow" isn't an explantation
read the chain
>I did, multiple times.
>and yet you can't explain why.
>Your "inference" is internally inconsistent.
I never said "it happens somehow" is why your logic is inconsistent. Learn to read.
>. In no post did you address my core argument
Ok, then, what's your "core argument" that i didn't address?
>a quote of me saying pokemons are animals.
YOu're basing your entire view on them having to work the same way as animals.
If you aren't then what are you basing it on then?
didn't read. I told you there's no need to argue anymore if you don't do it in good faith.
>didn't read
Its funny you think you have to clarify this now when you haven't done so in the entire argument
>if you don't do it in good faith.
Sure, saying lmao,dissing evidence is totally good faith!
I just did, instantly.
An egg of a human appeared too.
hey I told you this was pointless. Stop replying, I'm reading your posts.
I'm not*
> You can't explain natural breeding *at all*
Because we weren't given much about it. It wouldn't be a bad assumption that things THEN worked like animals, but the daycare, as said multiple times, is a different story.
That's literally what was said anon. If you think the translation was wrong do it yourself.
>they can't them mating
>but they missed the egg appearing
yeah ok
At the beginning of the argument I agreed with you but you've been BTFO.
How so? Please explain.
you've been unwilling to engage in anything he had to say, and couldn't provide your own explanation on how tauros is born. He's right about the name calling too
>you've been unwilling to engage in anything he had to say,
I address every single point, heck, I've even been tempted to group all the "its like animals except when its" not shit and yet I didn't, YOu're literally not reading the discussion.
> couldn't provide your own explanation on how tauros is born
>He's right about the name calling too
He should prove he deserves the benefit of the doubt and so far he hasn't.
This thread is amusingly moronic.
Has a point. Post female counterparts to male only pokemon to show your appreciation for the entertainment itt
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Hitmoniqua
Honestly shut the frick up animal fricker
>moronic complain
>Female Tauros
Dude it ain't a big deal, it's some extra tails, go outside once a while and this stuff won't bother you anymore
there are no bones in Tauros' tails. Its supposed to be a cat-o-nine-tails/bullwhip
>bull
>her
unchecked autism
bulls and cows look extremely similar. Cows have horns. The non existence of female tauroses makes no sense.
>there are no bones in the tail
?????
>cows have horns
cows dont have dicks you sperg. There are no female tauros because pokemon dont frick
tauros tails are a whip. I doesnt have bones because its not a real animal. Its a fictional monster
I wasn't aware of any pokemon documentation stating all tauroses have penises.
>dude the tails aren't actually tails, just turn your brain off
no wonder the games are shit if that's what you're willing to accept
you also arent aware of any documentation of any pokemon having a dick
>fully activating your almonds over fictional physiology
its not that deep
It can be logically inferred that pokemon, given their similarities with real world animal, reproduce like we do. This is sensible. What isn't sensible is a cow like specie without female members
>dude those tails that freely flow in every direction? Whips. Boneless.
please anon, stop it.
yes? The pokedex infamously contradicts itself every game, as well as contradicts the logic of the game it's in. Post a ꜱoyjak next time you strawman my post why don't you?
>What isn't sensible is a cow like specie without female members
"Am I a joke to you?"
>breed miltank and tauros together
>offspring is miltank 100% of the time
I guess Hitmonlee and Cacnea are the same specie then.
I accept your concession.
>It can be logically inferred
no really, what's your divergence? Literal Autism/Aspergers?
>if you know about inferences it must mean you're on the spectrum
just look at the wikipedia article and learn what it is if you're a brainlet lol
my issue is you trying to apply real world logic where it can logically be discarded at any point and still be accurate
>tauros, the 100% male pokemon species, can be female
>tails have bones
sorry god forgot to add a 0 at the end of your iq score
What exactly, uh, do you think a tail is?
>Pokémon Jesus probably ripped off the tail of a Tauros and beat the hell out of some salesmen selling illegal Pokémon with those.
Pokémon Legends Kanto is looking great.
Back then, GameFreak design was obsessed with giving many monsters with "3" of things, especially three heads. At least Tauros only has three tails.
wow yeah a split spine at the tail could never happen, that's stupid
and three times is right out of the question, too outlandish for a monster, who could even imagine such a thing
it's anomaly happening on an animal design to shed and regrow its tail. Stop being intellectual dishonest, it's not remotely the same thing.
tauros is a monster, it can have features that are strange. you say a spine splitting into three is moronic, here is an example of a spine splitting into three being a thing that already exists in nature. tauros having three tails is far less outlandish than most pokemon designs. "intellectual dishonest" lmao listen to yourself
If Tauros could learn the move fly, you'd agree it'd be moronic because obviously she can't. But Tauros having a moronic anatomy is ok because "its magic I ain't gotta explain shit". Stop replying to my thread.
should my Pikachu be able to turn into 2021 M340 BMW with a turbocharged 6 cylinders when I yell "SHAZAM!"? No, because it'd be dumb and illogical. Kinda like Tauros having 3 tails.
>should my Pikachu be able to turn into 2021 M340 BMW with a turbocharged 6 cylinders when I yell "SHAZAM!"
If Gamefreak makes it so, then yes. You literally cant seem to comphehend that it CAN be done just because someone else said so
https://exceptionalindividuals.com/candidates/neurodiversity-resources/neurodiversity-quizzes/autism-quiz-test/
My thread doesn't claim she doesn't have 3 tails ingame. I posted a picture of her 3 tails. Are you mentally unwell?
I'm stating the fact that it's moronic. My Pikachu shouldn't turn into a german automobile, and my Tauros shouldn't have 3 tails. Ironic you think I'm the autistic one.
take the test Sperg. Post results
I accept your concession.
sure. Take the test. Post results.
You ARENT autistic, right? So what are you deflecting for?
>starts name-calling when exposed to the stupidity of her own argument
>"s-stop deflecting!!!"
It's pointless, I've already accepted your concession.
As a neuropsychologist (not that anon, btw) you have serious autistic tendencies.
Take the test. Unless you're autistic, you have no reason not to.
Do you want me to frick your mother too? Do you just ask strangers online to do things for you? Besides, I've already accepted your concession.
>psychologist
lmao you could at least larp with a serious degree
Take the test. What are you scared of?
it's funny that you believe, several posts into your concession having been accepted mind you, that this is an own
>t-take the test!
arguing with simpletons is criminally boring
>an own
stop making shit up and take the test. Post results.
now what
you either scroll down a bit or theres a page it redirects you to
it doesn't.
it's temp-mail.org based moron
I forget exactly where it tells you. Either way that test uses Adult Autism Spectrum Quotient (AQ)
score is 0-50 I think with higher scoring meaning more autistic. Ill see if I can find a 'score sheet'
https://novopsych.com.au/assessments/diagnosis/autism-spectrum-quotient/
looks like a score of 29 or higher is autism. I skimmed it though
>An even more autistic answer
Kek why are you still trying?
>not using your personal e-mail address is autistic
nta but you sound like technologically impaired Black person cattle. Don't bother me calling me autistic either, I'm removing this thread from my watcher list after this post.
>I'm removing this thread from my watcher list after this post.
You should remove virginity from your trait list
>I'm removing this thread from my watcher list
>Don't bother me calling me autistic
kek i always love seeing spergout threads end with a good haughty teenage flounce
this really needed a "shan't" somewhere to complete the effect you were going for
>lankew.com
kek you are indeed autistic
See?
>Mom jokes
>Imaginary concessions
>"larp"
>moronic complain about fiction physiology
What is on with /vp/ for the last month and a half?
>Day-Night Schizo who couldn't play the game during night and was blaming everyone except for himself
>Blisseyschizo
>Flying is a bad type
>Tauroschizo
ninetales 9 sexy spines
TAUROS used HYPER BEAM.
CLOYSTER fainted!
Go! RHYDON
TAUROS used HYPER BEAM.
It's a critical hit!
TAUROS must recharge.
RHYDON used EXPLOSION.
>Rhydon
>Explosion
>ITT: people who never learnt how the word "Monster" implies a freak of nature, fully synonnymous with "Abomination"
You can milk a bull, but don't expect me to drink it.
I like how you had to get past Ninetales and Dodrio and this is what filtered you OP
>why doesn't my Bull pokémon come equipped with Michelin tires and optional heating seats?
because that's not what the design was going for. maybe in the future
>tauros is 100% male
>"her"
Kys troony c**t
If Tauros is all-male, how do the reproduce?
Arent all nerves diverging from the spine anyway ? Dont see the problem with the tails.
why cant the base of all three attach to a nub of spine to which when 'he' flicks the nub the three individual tails of cord whip randomly like a cat of ninetails. It doesn't have to be fully prehensile, it only uses it to whip itself into a frenzy. Also frick you.
Yeah your mom spine also split into three pieces after I fricked her.
>OP still hasn't been proven wrong
Autistic thread
He fricks human female farmers to reproduce
Not rocket science
>SEXSEXSEX
>CUMCUMCUM
You aren't funny
>this thread
jesus christ have sex
>have sex (with a boy)
>celebi doesn't bring me an egg
wtf?
you took more than a second though, that might be the problem
Touch grass, all of you
The truth is that Tauros and Miltank, and also Nidoqueen and Nidoking were probably supposed to be the same species like Meowstic, but gamefreak couldn't code it like that back then, and of course they're too much of a pussies to retcon it nowadays.
Yes, they literally address those two in the gen 2 zukan.
Then again, who cares about official media.
>the game is wrong
>the 2 decades-old japan-only pronominal media is right
>the game is wrong
who are you quoting?
he is quoting a personality in his multiple personalty system
samegay