He could go into something like an MMO with a new tag and make friends, once he knows they are actually friends then he can reveal himself and bam, he has friends who did not become his friend for money or clout.
false, you can literally talk to him almost always on twitch. He usually sits in excessiveprofanity's stream chat. Seems like he just doesnt give a frick and does whatever he wants which is based
99% of adult population will tell you the same, even normalgays, who regularly go to bars with "friends" will tell you they don't really have any friends.
ok, so? if i was a billionaire I'd still be happily doing the same shit I do now, I just wouldn't go to work. being a billionaire doesn't mean you're obligated to party.
>no interest in repeating
no shit, he already made a billion dollar game lol anything else he makes will never be another minecraft no matter how many studios he makes
I'm jealous, but its more disliking him for not being able to enjoy life
You see when i see soccer players actually enjoying their fortune I'm ok with them, but not with this minecraft moron crying, even more in these times, with a fortune like that you can live in some comfy village and have kids isolating them from the nwo as much as possible
the post in question about him being "unhappy" is well over a decade ago, he hasn't offed himself so he's happier than 90% of the world, that's my standard
>wife divorced and took the kid
wife divorced him BEFORE he sold Mojang to Microsoft, she only got the money (which was a lot) that he earned from Minecraft initially, he than moved to America and she did not get any of the $2 Billions, also i don't think they had a child
>dad killed himself
this is probably the one, if it's true
He made one of the most influential games and now his life is just spending it all on twitter and complaining about mentally ill leftists from his multi million dollar mansion instead of doing literally, anything else. I think this board would do the same if they ever made it
Complaining on twitter is the silliest of things to do when you are a fricking billionaire. Fund some charity and actually change lives or be like Gates and plan world domination through charities. Just fricking do anything else than complain.
Guah, no not something you don't believe in. Fund a fricking YMCA or scholarships to good students, something you missed in childhood with which you can physically change the world for better. Notch could buy swedish water plants and make sure coke doesn't buy them up or anything which he feels like is a current problem.
7 months ago
Anonymous
He could do that. Or he could just sit around eating candy and shitpost online. I know what I'd do.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>NOOOOO I have to imagine funding something I don't agree with in order to complain on the internet
>buttblasted and eternally seething "journalist" upset that notch is on the "wrong" side of literally le history tries to convince everyone he is sad and lonely
you could, but it would be supremely moronic
most likely, he has a top tier accountant that handles everything for him and only embezzles a sustainable amount to keep the gravy train going
Investments.
You put a certain amount into things like treasuries and municipal bonds that are safe and pay an income. These days these are 4-5% on treasuries, and sometimes more for munis. At even 4%, 1 million = 40k per year. Figure out the income level you want to live and, and then be done with it. This is a very small piece of that total, like 10-20 million.
The rest goes into things like stock and real estate. These assets tend to appreciate over time, and, again over time, will get adjusted for inflation in a way that bonds or cash don't. The stocks are also usually shares in a fund rather than an individual stock to limit risk. Those assets are how your grandchildren never have to work.
It's unlikely you'd ever keep more than a few hundred grand in a savings account. Keeping your money there is for poor people.
But what
you could, but it would be supremely moronic
most likely, he has a top tier accountant that handles everything for him and only embezzles a sustainable amount to keep the gravy train going
said. Unless the dude got that kind of bag via finance, they'll just hire a guy for way too much to do what I just said.
>I highly doubt you can just put that in a savings account
You can. But inflation robs you blind at those amounts. Generally what happens is that you split it and hire a consultant, who will then hand the money to various funds, like blackrock to diversify it. Wealthy people don't have absurd amounts of liquid assets generally, because cash doesn't appreciate.
That's what he's done, he's very foolishly put it in savings and is letting inflation eat it alive.
A smart man would have multiple businesses with the intent on using them as tax writeoffs for his dividends thus generating effectively infinite money.
I can understand it. My income over the past 10 years has gone from $36k to over $300k with bonuses and I really don't feel any happier than I did back then.
also rent free on Ganker because he did a thing alone and then made cash on it and now he does whatever the frick he wants and you're balding and malding over it
Ganker game dev threads was his feedback during Minecraft's incubation before he got his dick sucked at reddit and started selling keys instead of free alpha tests with actual feedback. Jeb finished his game after Ganker called him out for being lazy and to stop taking vacations.
In his shoes I would pull a Kojima and make games about whatever I want, and it would sell because my name is attached to it. I would be the Next Steve Jobs de los video juegos.
Even with billions of dollars, you have to be a souless goyswine homosexual to idolize Beverly Hills and to actually want to buy a house and spend your wealth to live there of all things
https://i.imgur.com/kmmKCAe.jpg
>*does nothing with nigh endless time and resources in your path*
This
People who say 'Money doesn't buy happiness' are coping. Money itself doesn't give you happiness but it buys the means to it much more easily.
Everyone here would love nothing more than to have just a cool million to start a video game studio and make one game. You don't even have that. Notch has thousands of that.
In his shoes I would pull a Kojima and make games about whatever I want, and it would sell because my name is attached to it. I would be the Next Steve Jobs de los video juegos.
Even with billions of dollars, you have to be a souless goyswine homosexual to idolize Beverly Hills and to actually want to buy a house and spend your wealth to live there of all things
>you can't have fun when you don't work
The year I spent at home unemployed was the most fun I've ever had. Also managed to read 15 books while finishing 42 games, so yeah.
I wholeheartedly disagree. Working merely prepares you for society, better. If you're supported, you can reject society for quite a long time. It's not better. I value almost none of the benefits of working.
I mean working on something is beneficial not just a day job. If I was him I'd be making more vidya or something to take up my time not just shitpost on twitter
Because when you are working that amount of wealth you don't want to lose it. Safe investments, consistency, no splashes. Just business as usual all the time.
guy could buy everyone in the thread a yacht and it wouldn't even matter. if he wasn't such an butthole he could've used a tiny percent of his money to back a new project to keep the money flow going
right. Notch is incurably stupid, he doesn't actually know how to project games. All the success in his life was foisted on him. This is evident in that now he has time, money and control and he does nothing with it because he has the mind of a fat baby.
That's already wrong because he spent $70 million on some shitty mansion in Beverly Hills. Plus he doesn't even need to spend his source money when he earns literally tens of millions a year just from investments.
go frick yourself, when I was unemployed for a year I became healthier, lost weight, visited friends, socialized more and now for 6 years I'm working a 4 day work week and even yet I'm more miserable than I ever was. My back hurts from all this forced sitting at my desk job, my weight flip flops back and forth and I'm eating like crap due to all the stress, I lost all my hair and I got uglier than I already was. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do with all the saved up 10s of thousands of Euros, all I do is frick hookers occasionally so I don't lose my sanity. I fricking hate working.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'VE LITERAL WON AT LIFE ALREADY GETTING 2.5 BILLION DOLLARS BUT YOU MUST DO MORE >Y-YOU'RE A BUGMAN
ok chink
Chad life-enjoyer and argument avoider and world-traveller and hobbyist and body-sculpter >Vs
Virgin basement dweller-tier billionaire with no interest and hobbies other than internet arguing with trannies on twitter
How much of a loser do you have to be to look up to the latter?
and yet he's happy >b-but no look at these old posts!!!
you mean when he was complaining living in California? Hes moved back to Sweden and stop reddit spacing you homosexual.
>and yet he's happy
People who are happy don't spend all day screeching at trannies on Twitter >le reddit spacing
Congrats on ousting yourself as a newbie
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Makes zero sense. I work out consistently and i work a shit job at the moment. There's no excuse for someone with a net worth like his. Dude was just a a weird fat loser.
I wish I had that money. I'd have visited every country in the world by now. Fricked a girl from every country.
>YOU'VE LITERAL WON AT LIFE ALREADY GETTING 2.5 BILLION DOLLARS
The saddest thing about this statement is you probably think it’s true. You were made for more, and if greed made men fulfilled and happy then why have the israelites been such miserable slithering dogs for all of history?
>he said, posting on Ganker
I can think of no group of people that needs reminding more than those of us posting here.
>YOU'VE LITERAL WON AT LIFE ALREADY GETTING 2.5 BILLION DOLLARS
The saddest thing about this statement is you probably think it’s true. You were made for more, and if greed made men fulfilled and happy then why have the israelites been such miserable slithering dogs for all of history?
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I can think of no group of people that needs reminding more than those of us posting here.
He changed the world more than you ever will, you statue-posting homosexual. He won at life. What you're mad about is that he won at life being an autistic fatso, which doesn't fit your homosexual fantasies of looking like 1977 Arnold Schwarznegger.
Die mad about it. Savour the thought that a fat Finnish homosexual that played Factorio all day brought more to the world than you when it's your time to go into the ground.
Chad life-enjoyer and argument avoider and world-traveller and hobbyist and body-sculpter >Vs
Virgin basement dweller-tier billionaire with no interest and hobbies other than internet arguing with trannies on twitter
How much of a loser do you have to be to look up to the latter?
I'd be a movie star looking motherfricker if I exited the rat race as young as he did with how much money he had.
He lives in LA, so he could get Hollywood quality personal training and meal prep. Tear all the teeth out of his head and get the porcelain veneers, hair plugs and whatnot.
I think I'd just surf and play DND all the time, and thrash a Ferrari around all the racetracks down there.
If you still find yourself sitting around watching YouTube and smoking weed all day (per a recent tweet) maybe go get some SSRIs to get out of that initial depression.
Chad life-enjoyer and argument avoider and world-traveller and hobbyist and body-sculpter >Vs
Virgin basement dweller-tier billionaire with no interest and hobbies other than internet arguing with trannies on twitter
How much of a loser do you have to be to look up to the latter?
Makes zero sense. I work out consistently and i work a shit job at the moment. There's no excuse for someone with a net worth like his. Dude was just a a weird fat loser.
He's still a fricking loser. I worked a shit job and still worked out like crazy. I ate healthy and was in better shape than a billionaire. A poorgay in comparison was in better shape. Pathetic. I would have just stopped working and started working out full time. Dude is a fat cringe millennial fedora dork.
Spoken like a true liftlet.
If you knew anything about lifting, you'd know there's a ton of auxiliary stuff you can do to maximize your gains: >Purchase the best supplements >Hire a regular masseuse >Ice baths and hot compresses >Physiotherapist >High-quality personal trainer >Optimized meal plan with highest quality food in terms of taste and nutrition >Roids, if you want them
Most of this stuff is inaccessible to the average person, so they have to settle for normie gains
Exactly correct, anon. When actors bulk up to Thor-like proportions in 3 months, it's because they have the money for massages and a personal trainer 🙂
Putting down people's hobbies on the internet isn't a personality either, lanklet
7 months ago
Anonymous
You mentioned roids in one throwaway line while making sure to point out they're optional
So yeah sure friend, that masseuse is gonna make all the difference 🙂
7 months ago
Anonymous
It is if you want to go natty only. >NOOO you MUST take the roids!
lol no
>I want to dedicated all my time to lift things up and put them down
clearly its not working because you cant stop comparing to notch and cope with your frustration, if your where a real gymchad you would know we never lift for the girls or to be alphas, we lift because we are the heros of our own stories
FWIW I agree, but if someone wants to give their hobby their all, why should I give a frick or shame them for attempting to get marginal gains? Marginal gains are what separate Olympians from has-beens.
>you don't need to be a billionaire for that
True but you need to be in good shape to be a man. Notch unironically needs to man up so that he can enjoy life like rich men do. He's still a nerd wasting his life on stupid shit.
Nobody gives a shit what some poor little basement dweller whose entire personality revolves around lifitng thinks.
Multibillionaires definitely lose their sleep over what your definition of being a man is.
Think about it this way. When you get filthy rich and discover that everyone around you only looks to exploit you for money you inevitably accept that people suck. Why would you toil away making games for people when they suck? What's in it for you? More money? More fame? You already have more than you can ever spend.
Just like most rich people. They love to push the meme that they're all Elon Musk or some other entrepreneur, but they're majority dullards who safely invest, mostly real estate.
Good. Nasa, even at its most underfunded point in history just built a working battery that mogs absolutely anything Elon Cuck has spent a decade and billions developing.
All the good tech will always ALWAYS come from government and military research. The age of singular inventors has been over for 100 years.
he already got his endgame, he is rich enough to live like a king and never lift a finger again, its not different from those zoomer fantasies of "retiring at old age", also >sad, lonely
what a blatant cope, its ok to feel jealous, its part of the human condition, but its also ok to laugh at the idiots who try to hide their envy behind petty assumptions, unironically you will never be Notch
If I were notch, I would work on a new game anonymously. Just quietly release something new without the baggage or expectations of Minecraft. Minecraft was truly a one in a million fluke that couldn't be done again, you're better off just releasing the next "small indie game" as a nobody.
ah yes, because we have to proof to other people we are "worth" them, frick off, someday you will die and you will realize you never really lived your life because you will batshit scared of what a bunch of randos thought about you
I mean randos opinions do matter when it comes to holding a job and im tired of you morons pretending they dont until you get shot at work.
7 months ago
Anonymous
but thats the thing, notch is not working anymore, if a man isnt entitled to do with his free time whatever he wants then what the frick is this life about?
7 months ago
Anonymous
maybe he's the one guy who actually has the power to defeat his videogames backlog.
>no job >no women >no friends >only vidya
Godspeed, i say, in that event.
ah yes, because we have to proof to other people we are "worth" them, frick off, someday you will die and you will realize you never really lived your life because you will batshit scared of what a bunch of randos thought about you
mad
I'm sure you spend a lot of time judging the massively wealthy without any celebrity
mad
these celebrities don't notice you sucking them off, are you doing it for fun?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>twitter troony cat
you will never get money from notch
7 months ago
Anonymous
>posting a cat is 'troony'
take your fricking meds, you've been mindbroken.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>posts troony memes >gets called a troony >goes back to posting more common troony memes
not fooling anyone
7 months ago
Anonymous
>obsessed with trannies >wants to suck off trannies >won't shut the frick up about fricking trannies
it's not a videogame thread anyways, I shouldn't even be mad. you're just out there ventilating your disgusting fetish for free/fun.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>trannies forever mad about Notch not handing out gibs
kek
7 months ago
Anonymous
>posting a cat is 'troony'
take your fricking meds, you've been mindbroken.
>obsessed with trannies >wants to suck off trannies >won't shut the frick up about fricking trannies
it's not a videogame thread anyways, I shouldn't even be mad. you're just out there ventilating your disgusting fetish for free/fun.
I have no clue why Ganker is so insistent on defending rich people who do literally nothing with their money. It’s so weird because this is probably the only place that does this. You say Notch should do something actually cool and interesting with his money and people here come out in droves saying “no troon, frick you, youre jealous”. What inspires this kind of behavior?
>if you're not out there screeching at people on the internet with your money you're WASTING IT REEEE
Lmao @ ur life. If I had billions I'd still be here calling you people gays. I'd actually probably buy this place and hire some actually talented people, kick out the FBI, and fire the current moderation.
>man who has everything
Money isn't everything my dude. He's got no kids, he's just going to grow into a bitter lonely old man and money won't solve that
Not him but right now money helps A LOT in this shitty modern world. He should be less moronic and realize he can escape this shitty world
Maybe its the timing, if he became rich this year he would appreciate it more
>money helps A LOT
Well duh, but there's more to life than just money. >You can just escape the world with enough money
Lol no, you can be a rich recluse you're not escaping from all reality. There's a difference
And right now money is the closest form to escape this shitty world
He can buy some comfy house, surrounded by nature, no dangerous immigration nearby. He could rent some womb too
>Well duh, but there's more to life than just money.
No, there's not.
Money is the be-all-end-all of almost everyone's lives. They work 8 hours a day, many people sometimes much more, just to earn enough of it to spend the rest of their meager, harsh lives with people they love.
money is the reason most people even live or exist: just to make more of it for people they care for.
Money doesn't even exist. It's just an idea in people's heads that signifies potential for power, but it only exists because there is a collective delusion upholding it. It doesn't have any power over someone who doesn't believe in it. Animals will never get money because it's a made up human system. All systems are artificial.
7 months ago
Anonymous
underageb&, pls go
7 months ago
Anonymous
If you think all the time you have nothing to think about except thoughts. You don't even experience reality, only delusions.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You are so much of a pseud that it's actually nauseating. Please stop posting.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Words are just symbols for thoughts that encapsulate them in limited capacity. I don't care for your cryptic messages. Reality isn't made up of cryptic words. What do you really feel about it? I don't know. Only you know.
7 months ago
Anonymous
one doesn't exactly always thinks in words, unless one is moronic. which is writing is an actual skill.
Money is gonna make his life relatively easier in the long run. Which he can just invest it and it would leave him with time to do whatever the frick at his own time.
people unironically think like this and its so sad
like homie you dont have no hobbies? learning a language or instrument or some gay wood working shit. hell even reading or music or watching tv would be infinitely better than being glad to slave away and waste your life at the behest of some mega corporation.
>The only way this homie has sex is literally if he gives money to women
you mean like every man in relationship ever? you think Im lying? here's a funny experiment, stop paying for anything for your gf, dont ever give her a single dime, see how fast she starts hooking around with other guys that will throw money at her, every relationship orbits around the idea of the man providing to the woman, the difference here is that notch can pick a different, younger, girl each day while you are trapped with the same girl that will be older each day that passes and you will have to settle up with a meat curtain dry vegana
working sucks
it gives you purpose but at what price
I've been working from home for 2 years, I got paid like 50k and generated like 7k in value at most, my job is incredibly low stress specially for my shit country and I still fricking hate having to do actual work when I'm behind on a deadline
I fricking hate working!
money surely makes people happier in the sense that it relieves debts and sets off for the future, but if you dont have that urgency biting your ass money is not gonna make a big difference wether you are happy or not, I think what Im trying to say is, money is not what brings happiness, its what you do with the money what brings happiness
no idea about notch but being a billionaire isn't a guarantee of happiness
if you know everyone around you just wants you for your money, it'd get old fast
at the end of the day, 99% of people depend on social connections for happiness
the 1% of autists probably would be fine shitposting all day though
>if you know everyone around you just wants you for your money, it'd get old fast
He's a video game developer, it's not like he's Tom Cruise or LeBron James. Notch could literally move to any country and live a "normal" life laying low and connecting with people that will never know he's a billionaire. He could even fake a job and be "unavailable" for 8 hours a day just fricking around and no one would ever suspect anything.
is there any human on this planet Ganker doesn't shit on? maybe if you think everybody is shit it's because ofc your perception and not them being shit. ever thought about that you losers?
If I had 2.5 Billion and truly had nothing better to do I would probably make my own film as a director and story writer just to see what happens or if people liked it.
Just don't go in blind because film making is a management and financial nightmare if you don't know what you are doing. Get some experience on a set and then you can try without needing millions/billions.
I have no clue why Ganker is so insistent on defending rich people who do literally nothing with their money. It’s so weird because this is probably the only place that does this. You say Notch should do something actually cool and interesting with his money and people here come out in droves saying “no troon, frick you, youre jealous”. What inspires this kind of behavior?
I don't love or hate him, just pointing out there are tons of rich people that don't do shit but sit on investments. You're just obsessed with him because of his vague e-celebrity status
You think I’m happy when a billionaire buys 3-5 yachts or another home in the hills. No that shit is lame. It’s the same lame shit Notch spend his money on. A rotten candy room and an over sized cali home. You have a billion dollars, make something cool. This guy can’t be this soulless to not have a single creative thing in his mind outside of copying infinite miner or whatever it’s called
>This guy can’t be this soulless
he was lazy and half-assed with his knockoff game, why are you surprised that he does something unimaginative with his money?
>I have no clue why Ganker is so insistent on attacking rich people who do literally nothing with their money. It’s so weird because this is probably the only place that does this. You say Notch should enjoy his money and people here come out in droves saying “no chud, frick you, youre sucking him off”. What inspires this kind of behavior?
>you're not openly hateful towards people with money? >you must be a bootlicker!
Why would you think the world is just black and white?
What causes autism like this?
Then to what criticize a person who is doing jackshit with his billions but paying ridiculously California property tax. Yeah my bad, how could I be so out of line
>There are real people ITT who really think that just by having tons money, that individual is forced to do X thing.
If i ever make it, i'll just do the same.
Failing to be happy with money really is the most pathetic thing. I'm not even doing poorly but every problem in my life comes back to money in some way.
If you can't be happy with money you are genetically well and truly a loser imo.
Sure. My vidya would be a vidya where you make your own vidya. It would expand on the idea of Redstone on minecraft to make computational systems but more efficiently. Pvp is basically just whoever is smarter and can make a better computer. And black people aren't allowed to play it.
Money will make you happy in the short term, but not long term. It also brings with it a vast array of huge complicating issues for your life.
If some girl comes onto you tonight and you get some fuk, you got some fuk. If you're rich she probably wants your money, or wants to sue you for fake rape allegations after you bust. People will also try to start fights with you or hit your car, and then sue you. Peopel will also beg on you or try be friend with you for financial reasons.
Money can turn you into a sour bastard cause you think everyone wants you for your money.
For some reason LA is a successful honeypot that keeps attracting flies into its trap >ecelebs >aspiring programmers >leftists
All doomed to be taxed out the ass and end up as homeless drug addicts.
Idk, Gabe Newell changed the gaming industry after leaving Microsoft with a frick ton of money. Notch has billions he could revolutionize the gaming industry with but doesn't , I assume he's just high and drunk shitposting on Twitter all day
>Notch goes on and on about wokeness in the industry >Has billions of dollars >Does nothing about it
Just saying,
7 months ago
Anonymous
money wont make ESG israelites go away, if anything that will make things worse as the israelites are already rebranding ESG so it wont be pointed out so easily
7 months ago
Anonymous
>money wont make ESG israelites go away
No but he could make a niche instead. That's all you need
7 months ago
Anonymous
video games are not a niche, ESG even have 90% of indie publishers in their grasp and that's why indie games are 1000x more gay than AAA
>Gabe left Microsoft >made revolution and frickton of money >Notch sold out to Microsoft >is suffering on the inside
fricker deserves it
he made it possible for Microsoft to do shady shit to millions of zoomers >b-but Microsoft does shady shit to everyone, so it does not matter
you might have too many wieners in your mouth to understand, but every step away from Microsoft counts
He's a fat useless bald frick who should neck it or give me his money and do something productive with it the fraud, infiniminer scammer crying a blu blu lmao.
Nah, I would still be here from time to time, but I would make shit, little games, short films, I’d find interesting game projects. Commission oddly specific porn. Try to buy obscure trademarks and IPs for dirt cheap. DDoS Ganker if I’m losing an arguement. The list goes on
No you wouldn't, you think you would but you wouldn't. Without the desire to become rich, it's very hard to give a frick to want to do anything because you would prefer jerking off or playing video games.
Humans are shitty animals and our brains are crap, trust me: you would end up doing nothing and just taking drugs, jerking off and watching anime all day. All those productive things you tell yourself you would do if you had the money, you would not do cause our brains are reward based and when you have all the rewards you stop wanting to do anything productive.
Again I do that shit everyday already and it fricking sucks, it gets tiring, sure when your over productive you want to chill out but being a lazy slob doing only that is the most miserable inducing experience
>All those productive things you tell yourself you would do if you had the money, you would not do cause our brains are reward based
I would , hell if I won the lottery and got a few million dollars I'd probably still have a day job. I don't understand how people can just do nothing, it's maddening. I've never gone longer than a couple weeks being unemployed
7 months ago
Anonymous
Working is for cucks
I would only work on my own farm
George Lucas funded multiple building projects and charities. Sure it’s not as interesting to us but it’s more than whatever the frick notch is doing with his money. And no I don’t want Notch to just dump all his money into charity
You know I did research dickhead but you just said Age of Wonders so I was making sure since I couldn’t find Notch’s name on any of the stuff.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Also I found out he helped fund it before he made his billions. What the frick happened, did he really turn into a soulless golem once he got the money
7 months ago
Anonymous
do you also complain that old people retire
7 months ago
Anonymous
Old people actually have an issue where they become depressed and feel useless as they lazy around the house all day when they retire so I’m all for giving them personal projects. Jimmy Carter still helps build houses and he’s a fricking skeleton at this point but the guys smiling in every picture
7 months ago
Anonymous
so you actually do get upset at retired people
7 months ago
Anonymous
Retired people who do nothing but mope all day yes
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Retired people who do nothing but mope all day yes
you are just a selfish brat
7 months ago
Anonymous
Wow I’m so selfish, how dare I ask retired people to get hobbies and keep themselves occupied by making or doing things.
7 months ago
Anonymous
you are petty that people that are more well-off than you can choose what to do with their lives, you are projecting heavily that you believe every old person is miserable because they dont want to do anything
7 months ago
Anonymous
Who the hell said my life sucks or that I’m jealous of their success? Are you stupid or what? People need to have some level of productive or their mind deteriorates. Even when I retire I hope to try to at least get a hobby, could be as simple as making shitty bird houses.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Who the hell said my life sucks
your life has to suck if you are comparing it to elderly retired people
7 months ago
Anonymous
>that I’m jealous of their success?
If you believe retired people are successful then you need a new perspective on life.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Guess I’m conversing with morons here, the post I was replying to said I was bothered by the idea that they’re more well off then me. It isn’t an idea I brought up. Read before responding
7 months ago
Anonymous
>I was bothered by the idea that they’re more well off then me
here
so you actually do get upset at retired people
>so you actually do get upset at retired people
Retired people who do nothing but mope all day yes
>Retired people who do nothing but mope all day yes
So you believe old people are better off than you are because they are retired. Get a grip.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Jesus you’re reading comprehension is bad, really bad. Yeah I get upset when I see retired people moping all day. I don’t envy them. I want them to get a hobby and do something every once in a while
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Yeah I get upset when I see retired people
lol
7 months ago
Anonymous
You’re not even trying any more, because you know you have nothing left to argue.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine getting upset at people that earned their retirement and wanting to control them instead of your own life.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Asking people to get a hobby isn’t very controlling. It can be something as simple as doodling or writing short stories. And it’s for the person’s own good.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, get a fricking hobby
>And it’s for the person’s own good.
You sound like a bitter retirement nurse that forces old people to do busy work so the place has a reason to give you a paycheck. Forcing hobbies upon the elderly doesn't make them feel happy either.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah and a fat ass will protest to being told to put the fork down. But it’s for their own good. As if I’m forcing them into a specific hobby when a bunch of shit you can do. You’re being too much of a complacent pussy of you think asking a retired person to do something to keep them occupied and active is too much
7 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine thinking you are a better person to make an old person's decisions for them. You have some severe insecurity issues over people who choose how to live their lives.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Well I’d give this advice to anyone really it’s pretty basic advise of “do proactive activity” but it’s the retired people that need it most
7 months ago
Anonymous
>but it’s the retired people that need it most
Go outside.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I do go outside actually, it’s why I say it. Maybe some hiking will do a retired person good ah no but that’s too evil for someone like you. The tyranny, here let’s put on an infomercial for them
7 months ago
Anonymous
If you do actually go outside then you would meet and talk to actual old people. Old people are way more sociable than any young generation and are very productive. The fact that you use the meme man Jimmy Carter as the only example shows that you only live on the internet.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You still don’t know what you’re arguing. Youre arguing for the sake of arguing. I’m not calling old people worthless stupid. I’m saying that retired people who do nothing all day need hobbies. You can’t just do nothing all day. And again with the Jimmy Carter shit, I don’t care if Jimmy Carter raped you, did you want me to name someone I know personally? I have an uncle who’s older in his 60s and he works at a rural area building stuff for people and he loves it, he hates being in the city because it’s boring and he has nothing to do all day. There now please unironically end your own life
7 months ago
Anonymous
>There now please unironically end your own life
Sounds like something that you are about to do if you are this miserable about elderly people existing.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Spend my life with elderly people. My family composed of elderly people and I love them to death. One of the things about love is wanting better for them and being lazy and doing nothing all day is not one of them. This doesn’t even have to be old people, telling a kid to brush his teeth and clean his room, tell an overweight person to diet. You can’t just leave someone to rot, it’s horrible. You need to fire a light under people’s ass sometimes. Now please unironically have a nice day
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Spend my life with elderly people.
I already understand that you are a bitter retirement nurse that hates dealing with old people. >Now please unironically have a nice day
Only person that needs to kill themselves is a controlling person like you that cant stand that people make their own life choices.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You really sound more like an angsty kid who gets mad when their parents told them to do something. Sorry pal but some life choices are plain shit. Doing nothing all day, every day is one of them. Sure take time off, vacation, unwind but don’t make that your life. It’s shit
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Sorry pal but some life choices are plain shit
Clearly you've made the wrong choices if you are this bitter about old people.
7 months ago
Anonymous
imagine spending hours on Ganker and preaching about productivity unto others
7 months ago
Anonymous
Almost like he's paid to be here
7 months ago
Anonymous
You mind is rot if being productive means working for a company. Go outside and experience life a little
>Sorry pal but some life choices are plain shit
Clearly you've made the wrong choices if you are this bitter about old people.
Love old people, dislike the lazy really
7 months ago
Anonymous
>posting on Ganker for hours is productive
you are more counterproductive than the lazy people you are b***hing about
7 months ago
Anonymous
Nah im not being productive right now. I know it’s baffling really but you can productive sometimes and goofy during others. It’s actually an ideal way of living
7 months ago
Anonymous
>spending hours shitposting on an anonymous wbesite is productive
7 months ago
Anonymous
it’s not productive, that’s what I said
7 months ago
Anonymous
you cant backpedal you professional projectionist after saying
You mind is rot if being productive means working for a company. Go outside and experience life a little
[...]
Love old people, dislike the lazy really
>You mind is rot if being productive means working for a company.
7 months ago
Anonymous
NTA but you need to work on your reading comprehension
7 months ago
Anonymous
NTA but ur a gayet
7 months ago
Anonymous
nah u are
nta by the way
7 months ago
Anonymous
how does me saying posting on Ganker is not productive and saying being productive is not equivalent to working at a company contradictory? Maybe you're confused but being productive is not exclusive to just working at a job
7 months ago
Anonymous
you preach productivity on Ganker
this itself is a contradiction
7 months ago
Anonymous
not really, you don't have to be proactive every moment of your life. Sometimes you can frick around game and shitpost online but you gotta stop eventually and do meaningful shit
7 months ago
Anonymous
>you don't have to be proactive every moment of your life
lazy frick
7 months ago
Anonymous
The idle rentier class must really get your goat
7 months ago
Anonymous
It depends, I know two guys who used to rented out buildings and they still did shit outside of that so that doesn’t bother me
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'm just glad I was fortunate enough to know plenty of rich growing up. Your anglo fantasy no longer exists
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Youre arguing for the sake of arguing
says the anon that's upset about people not doing anything by posting on Ganker
7 months ago
Anonymous
>“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.” — C.S. Lewis
7 months ago
Anonymous
C.S. Lewis gave socialists FAR too much credit
7 months ago
Anonymous
>isn’t very controlling. >And it’s for the person’s own good.
this is controlling behavior
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Who the hell said my life sucks or that I’m jealous of their success?
you are b***hing about how old people employ their free time
7 months ago
Anonymous
He isn't b***hing about anything you moron, he's just stating a simple fact.
7 months ago
Anonymous
He spent this whole thread b***hing about old people.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, pls.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Genius at least read the fricking posts, I don’t want to be them I want them to not be that way. In fact the post youre replying to I’m saying I want to do something productive when I reach that point
7 months ago
Anonymous
Is the bunny you?
7 months ago
Anonymous
why does it botehr you
7 months ago
Anonymous
Because those people become depressed, they hate it and then you get some jack off who wants to be lazy homosexual asking why doing jackshit for remaining part of your life is miserable
7 months ago
Anonymous
People get depressed when working too.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah cause it’s usually shit they don’t like to do and don’t get to put time to relax. Stop conflating your 9-to-5 to getting a hobby
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Stop conflating your 9-to-5 to getting a hobby
you are the one that believes retirement and old people are miserable because they dont work
7 months ago
Anonymous
Work is not the same as being productive dumbass, you don’t even know what you’re arguing about. I’m not asking these people to get a job
[...]
Old people tend to have hobbies, yes. Go outside more and stop projecting your own depression cycle onto others because they don't feel the need to actually do things.
>people who do nothing all day are actually happy it’s just you.
This isn’t true at all
7 months ago
Anonymous
>If you don't work then you can never be happy
sour grapes
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Work is not the same as being productive
Sure, if you don't do anything at work either.
You can be productive without it being part of a job, hope this helps stupid people like you
7 months ago
Anonymous
So you are envious of people that just don't want to be ~~*productive*~~
7 months ago
Anonymous
No, I don’t want to be like those people. I know it’s weird for you but you can do things that you like and it can be proactive activities as well and it doesn’t have to be at the behest of a company or job.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>to be at the behest of a company or job.
Instead it should be by your own demands?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, get a fricking hobby
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Work is not the same as being productive
Sure, if you don't do anything at work either.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>nooooooooo you must wageslave all your life until your bitter dead just like me >you cant have free time and money, its not faiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir
7 months ago
Anonymous
Not asking them to get jobs, no surprise that a wojak gay says something stupid
7 months ago
Anonymous
>all of these seething replies
kek what the frick is wrong with you guys? What he's stating is a fact-- more often than not when a person retires, they become absolutely miserable because they have no idea what to do with their time. People who are internet savvy have many more effective ways to distract themselves from a life of total boredom, but for those who don't have hobbies or anything to keep themselves amused during their downtime, the boredom can lead to depression, which in turn leads to them becoming miserable.
Having work ethic is the best way to keep yourself from going insane.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Having work ethic is the best way to keep yourself from going insane.
wagecage got this anon hard
7 months ago
Anonymous
You're probably a NEET, your life is miserable by default.
Cooking is a good skill for them to learn. Or else they'll be eating slop that z**mers spit and pissed in because they didn't pay the 200% protection money, I mean "tip".
It'd be better if he had others to cook for since doing that and getting positive feedback is the essence of purpose and productivity. But yes, I agree-- learning how to cook wouldn't bad a bad place to start.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>You're probably a NEET
says the anon that's butthurt at old people for not working
7 months ago
Anonymous
Old people don’t need jobs, they just need something do
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Old people don’t need jobs
>all of these seething replies
kek what the frick is wrong with you guys? What he's stating is a fact-- more often than not when a person retires, they become absolutely miserable because they have no idea what to do with their time. People who are internet savvy have many more effective ways to distract themselves from a life of total boredom, but for those who don't have hobbies or anything to keep themselves amused during their downtime, the boredom can lead to depression, which in turn leads to them becoming miserable.
Having work ethic is the best way to keep yourself from going insane.
>Having work ethic is the best way to keep yourself from going insane.
Make up your mind.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not even the same guy, and you clearly don't understand what "work ethic" means.
7 months ago
Anonymous
hobbies =/= work you moron
7 months ago
Anonymous
They can be the same if you have enough free time and resources. Turning something you enjoy into a job that brings you prestige and profit is a great way to help keep yourself from going insane.
There needs to be a balance in your life of both work and play. If you have too much of either then you become miserable, simple as.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Nobody is supposed to "work." Work means something tedious or stressful that you would rather not do. Play is when doing it feels joyful. Play, don't work.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Absolutely fricking delusional. Do you really not believe that people can find pride in the work they do? Or that they can feel satisfied with themselves at a job well done? Or have you literally never succeeded at anything in your life?
7 months ago
Anonymous
I mean, biologically speaking stress is something that is supposed to keep you alert so you can get out of the situation that is keeping your stressful. We aren't supposed to work from a health perspective. We like to play though. Playing has nothing but positive aspects to it. What's pride? I guess it's considered sin historically. It's just a delusion of superiority which is completely made up in your mind.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, I'm quite certain you don't know anything about what you are trying to describe as good reasons for a person to avoid "working." It makes absolutely no difference to me if you believe your life of avoiding meaningful challenges is somehow fulfilling. It's sad that you've been beaten down into this pathetic state, but I know from personal experience that you are wrong.
Just be glad you are living in an age where you can distract yourself so easily with tools built for you by others.
7 months ago
Anonymous
There is no meaning in nature. All of that is ascribed by human delusions. The closest thing to meaning of life (it's a trick question anyway brought upon by the language's artificial nature, like asking what does the color purple taste like) is to live. If you live and stress, you are suffering. No animal goes out of their way to suffer. They avoid fights and even "exercise". They just do whatever makes them feel the best. Only humans exercise because they spend their days being slaves instead of doing things they like (to play) and moving about. You are supposed to get exercise naturally simply by living.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'm afraid these bizarre axioms of yours don't apply to reality, anon. For better or worse, (You) are a human being. I'd strongly suggest no longer browsing /x/ as it seems to have given you some pretty significant brain damage.
7 months ago
Anonymous
What a cop-out
7 months ago
Anonymous
>you're just an animal >stop making sense
7 months ago
Anonymous
There's a wide gap between a human being and a wild animal. The fact that you refuse to acknowledge this is the reason why I am denouncing everything about this
There is no meaning in nature. All of that is ascribed by human delusions. The closest thing to meaning of life (it's a trick question anyway brought upon by the language's artificial nature, like asking what does the color purple taste like) is to live. If you live and stress, you are suffering. No animal goes out of their way to suffer. They avoid fights and even "exercise". They just do whatever makes them feel the best. Only humans exercise because they spend their days being slaves instead of doing things they like (to play) and moving about. You are supposed to get exercise naturally simply by living.
as utter drivel.
You don't start off with any of your delusions. When you were born, you were pure. Then the brainwashing began.
Be the kid that you once were and you will find happiness.
>unironically return to monke
kek
7 months ago
Anonymous
You don't start off with any of your delusions. When you were born, you were pure. Then the brainwashing began.
Be the kid that you once were and you will find happiness.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>hehe he doesnt live in a wagecage, hes probably sad hehe
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not going to argue with a NEET, you guys are beyond help. Good luck not killing yourself before the age of 50, anon.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Cooking is a good skill for them to learn. Or else they'll be eating slop that z**mers spit and pissed in because they didn't pay the 200% protection money, I mean "tip".
7 months ago
Anonymous
People become miserable when they retire because they're old, their best days are behind them. They CAN'T go out and jetski or ride bikes or paraglide or do all of the things young-them wished they had the freedom to do, because they broke their youthful bodies working.
7 months ago
Anonymous
So if they can't do any of those physical activities, then why did they quit working? So they could sit at home and rot?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>where they become depressed and feel useless as they lazy around the house all day
They are depressed because they are old. Being old is miserable in general. >Jimmy Carter
the same Jimmy Carter that profited from the 2nd greatest economic collapse in history, great example of a good elderly person
7 months ago
Anonymous
Who the frick said I thought Jimmy Carter was a good person you moron, I’m saying the guys still happy at such an old age because he’s not fricking lazying around and still giving himself meaning in the tail end of his life
7 months ago
Anonymous
Jimmy Carter is a piece of shit and so are you.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Dude I don’t give a frick how feel about Jimmy Carter. Are you autistic? This is about keeping yourself productive at an old age
7 months ago
Anonymous
>This is about keeping yourself productive at an old age
How about meeting actual old people instead of propping a gigantic turd as a good example.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Again I don’t give a shit about what you think on the politics of Jimmy Carter or his character you autistic homosexual. This could be Hitler we’re talking about and if he managed to reach retirement and would spend the rest of his days painting then I would also use him as an example
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah cause it’s usually shit they don’t like to do and don’t get to put time to relax. Stop conflating your 9-to-5 to getting a hobby
Old people tend to have hobbies, yes. Go outside more and stop projecting your own depression cycle onto others because they don't feel the need to actually do things.
no, its literally him not doing 'things with his money'. Old money always pressures new money into wasting their money. It's a kind of weird peer pressure. Because notch doesnt give his money to israel/trans rights charities/ect and just sits on it, it makes other rich gays upset because he isnt following the rules. So they encourage their npc slaves to do petty things like call him a sad loser on internet message boards.
Don't you find it weird that no charity ever solves the problem they exist to eradicate or fight, almost like they like all the money and jobs they get from it.
"Dudes! lets beat cancer and put ourselves out of a job! Excelsior! "
>Don't you find it weird that no charity ever solves the problem they exist to eradicate or fight,
That one charity that Jimmy Carter founded to fight ringworm in Africa was pretty effective. Most charities are scams , but not all of them. There is some goodwill among people still
Every single one of those charities are a scam. We got a huge anti-cancer charity in my country with a boss that takes home 7 figures a year (converted to USD). That info is ~5 years old by now and fat chance he slashed his paycheck for the cause so he's probably taking home 8 figures by now.
It's just bias. Not all rich people just inherit their money and do nothing
Working is for cucks
I would only work on my own farm
>I would work on my own farm
The way the government works it's not really "your" farm anymore tbh. I've worked in ranches and a friend of mine owns a ranch and some farmland and it's a lot of bullshit. Working for yourself is always better but there's always a headache somewhere around the corner that you have to deal with.
He can't be sadder than me. Guy has money i have no pc,my ps4 controller broke,my ps4 is 5 years old almost done for,no job no money about to go homeless, i shitpost on Ganker,no gf,no friends,haven't talked to my parents in years. Im fat, im ugly
He can't be sad he has money to waste and fix himself if he wants to he also can just neet for the rest of his life
>Talk to parents if they don't outright hate you >Get a job
There you go. If I can beat being a homeless alcoholic from a broken household then so can you
And this is why even I win the lottery, I will still go to work the next day. Man needs something to do, to focus on, you can't just wake up and do nothing all day. Notch was too young to retire, he didn;t think of what life would be like after retiring with billions of dollars.
that's right, better retire while you're old and you don't even feel like doing anything in your life anymore
preferrably also die of heart disease two weeks into your retirement
Thats because he needs to be reminded of how lucky he is
Make him pay some shitty rent in a small apartment and suffer from shitty coworkers and landlord
Seriously, if I were rich and had a kid, I would pretend I'm poor as frick and live in the shittiest house, then once my kid is 20 I would tell him the truth
Better than boomers waiting for you to inherit their money in your 50s kek
Ying and yang, people need to EXPERIENCE hell to appreciate what they have.
That's it anon. I'm currently unemployed and trying to make rent while looking for a job and I already miss my old shitty job that at least gave me financial stability. And I wasn't even earning that much, just a normal-ass job.
Depression is lack of suffering AND support. Unironically stop trying to fit in in le epic rich parties or schizo models, just go find some normal wife and live retired in a comfy garden , find some hobbies to challenge yourself with too, do exercise, try to be a father, read, work in some new game as a new project, etc
The homosexual doesn't know how good he has it, it's a Grimes and Homer Simpson situation
>Unironically stop trying to fit in in le epic rich parties or schizo models
I remember one prostitute said that the irony is that men look company the most and that there are too many lonely men
>Depression is lack of suffering AND support.
Depression is a neurological disorder.
Anything you do feels like a chore. Anything you eat tastes like ash. You talk to people and you feel nothing. You have to exert great willpower to even sustain your body.
You're not even bored, there's just nothing.
Normal people don't get depressed, because there is nothing physically wrong with their brains.
If I had that level of resource I'd probably go max train autist and just settle for the real thing instead of tiny sets.
The added bonus being that if you did it right your value would only go up letting you get even more trains, all till you hit the wealth point of having a privatly owned HSR from NY to Orlando, or LA to NY.
Which would generate more income allowing for heavy lobbying to get more trains in a self moving circle.
Kind of a dumb question but is it still feasible to achieve what he did and become rich? I like vidya and money but I still need to learn how to program though.
>paralyzed by choice
I know this feel, but not because I'm rich.
If I had that kind of money I'd just do drugs, play vidya, eat doordash, and occasionally frick escorts until the day I died. If you aren't going to be productive then you may as well hop aboard the hedon-train of degeneracy.
All his friends turned out to be petty greedy israelite c**ts, the Minecraft "community" turned to fricking trash, he did nothing wrong selling the game and he's right to avoid other people
He should delete social media and never go outside again, he won, seethe
What would you do with 2.5 billion?
I'd frick off to Iceland, build a nice little house on a plot of land all on my lonesome, then pay pornstars to come "make porn" with me.
Also game. Probably give out games randomly. And drink until I die.
Daily reminder that Notch is a Swedish Nazi and has zero value. Minecraft is a soundplay on Mein Kampf. He has a serious mental illness and is dangerous to himself and to everyone around him. Should be in prison.
you ever play a game like civ and you get to a point where you have as much resources and money as you'll ever need and you realize there's nothing else left to obtain then you really bored? Imagine that but in real life
If I was him, I would just stream Minecraft on Twitch all day and hangout with zoomers. Zoomers are really funny when you get to know them. Stream some other games too if I got time.
Based
Based on what
Two and a half billion US Dollars.
FPBP. You homosexuals are not entitled to his success.
>changes gaming industry overnight
>takes the money and runs
He couldn't be any more based than this if he tried.
What is the implication that he is sad and lonely based on?
He's rich and he spends all this time on Twitter
he said himself that he feels like he has no real friends and doesn't like partying or any of that bs
He could go into something like an MMO with a new tag and make friends, once he knows they are actually friends then he can reveal himself and bam, he has friends who did not become his friend for money or clout.
That was almost 10 years ago.
It's even sadder then that he's been lonely and depressed for that long.
false, you can literally talk to him almost always on twitch. He usually sits in excessiveprofanity's stream chat. Seems like he just doesnt give a frick and does whatever he wants which is based
Norm Macdonald felt the same way and he was a national tragedy. I mean treasure.
>YOU WILL HAVE FRIENDS
>YOU WILL GO TO PARTIES
keep up that npc lifestyle you taxpayers, ukraine loving freak lmao
what?
That doesn't imply he's sad
99% of adult population will tell you the same, even normalgays, who regularly go to bars with "friends" will tell you they don't really have any friends.
>tfw 33 yo and have a regular circle friend who I play vidyas and board games with
Its feels so good to be the 1%
OK, and? Most of the people are like that but are too busy being broken. He should grow a pair. Not like he need to, he's a richgay.
ok, so? if i was a billionaire I'd still be happily doing the same shit I do now, I just wouldn't go to work. being a billionaire doesn't mean you're obligated to party.
Alone and loneliness are not the same thing. Loneliness requires the desire to not be alone.
Moved to SoCal
He is a weird incel who no one wants to hang out with and he is too much of a moron to start his own company even though nothing is.stopping him.
Source on nobody wanting to hang with him?
Also why would he start a company? He's already ridiculously rich.
I think he lost his wife just before going rich, unless I'm thinking of another guy.
>no interest in repeating
no shit, he already made a billion dollar game lol anything else he makes will never be another minecraft no matter how many studios he makes
cope that he's more well off than them
jealousy
I'm jealous, but its more disliking him for not being able to enjoy life
You see when i see soccer players actually enjoying their fortune I'm ok with them, but not with this minecraft moron crying, even more in these times, with a fortune like that you can live in some comfy village and have kids isolating them from the nwo as much as possible
the post in question about him being "unhappy" is well over a decade ago, he hasn't offed himself so he's happier than 90% of the world, that's my standard
World wasn't so bad 10 years ago, right now it's the best time to be rich
he has money but I dont
>lives in California
>uses twitter
>44
>wife divorced and took the kid
>dad killed himself
Well, he's not particularly happy that's for sure.
>44
and rich so doesn't matter
>wife divorced and took the kid
wife divorced him BEFORE he sold Mojang to Microsoft, she only got the money (which was a lot) that he earned from Minecraft initially, he than moved to America and she did not get any of the $2 Billions, also i don't think they had a child
>dad killed himself
this is probably the one, if it's true
He engages in Twitter discussions.
Modern women suck, but what notch needed is a good, annoying in a good way, Marge Simpson type of wife
For starters forbid twitter to him
Its clickbait but literally just go through his twitter
His twitter account.
He is Gankertard to the core.
He made one of the most influential games and now his life is just spending it all on twitter and complaining about mentally ill leftists from his multi million dollar mansion instead of doing literally, anything else. I think this board would do the same if they ever made it
He really is /ourguy/
do you think he still secretly browses Ganker from time to time?
who do you think makes these threads?
troony communists that hate him for being right wing
>become filthy rich
>eschews women entirely
based.
bu-bu-but, Ganker twitter told me he was on their side
god this is so fricking cringe
Everything is cringe until it becomes based again.
it's funny because he was literally married kek
He made a clone of infiniminer
This.
Essentially made a mod of someone else's game and made billions from it.
Hardly a visionary.
He also used java to make the game. Frickin' kek.
It's more of a sequel/spinoff than a clone. MC is way more ambitious in scope.
Complaining on twitter is the silliest of things to do when you are a fricking billionaire. Fund some charity and actually change lives or be like Gates and plan world domination through charities. Just fricking do anything else than complain.
>nooooooooo you have to fund my indie game about depression
No. No video games actual fricking charity work frick.
>noooooooo African warlords need more money
If you're a billionaire, why do you not own an african warlord
>Billionaires own African warlords
>Millionaires own basketball teams
Holy shit
If I was a billionaire I'd buy a private army instead. What are you gonna do with an african warlord anyway?
Just have him coup some shithole.
Guah, no not something you don't believe in. Fund a fricking YMCA or scholarships to good students, something you missed in childhood with which you can physically change the world for better. Notch could buy swedish water plants and make sure coke doesn't buy them up or anything which he feels like is a current problem.
He could do that. Or he could just sit around eating candy and shitpost online. I know what I'd do.
>NOOOOO I have to imagine funding something I don't agree with in order to complain on the internet
charities are scams. They're used for money laundering and tax evasion. There is no such thing as a non-profit organization technically.
Elon Musk too. Many such cases.
> I think this board would do the same if they ever made it
He's from this board.
That's every millionaire.
good for him
>buttblasted and eternally seething "journalist" upset that notch is on the "wrong" side of literally le history tries to convince everyone he is sad and lonely
>don't make fun of the billionaire
lol simp
>more money than god
>continues to shitpost in a fedora
i love this guy
Playing vidya and sleeping all day seem to be more fun
How does being paid 2.5B even work? I highly doubt you can just put that in a savings account
you could, but it would be supremely moronic
most likely, he has a top tier accountant that handles everything for him and only embezzles a sustainable amount to keep the gravy train going
Fiduciary*
Bro, these people are incredible. You have to push them around sometimes, but in general you can let them work for you.
Investments.
You put a certain amount into things like treasuries and municipal bonds that are safe and pay an income. These days these are 4-5% on treasuries, and sometimes more for munis. At even 4%, 1 million = 40k per year. Figure out the income level you want to live and, and then be done with it. This is a very small piece of that total, like 10-20 million.
The rest goes into things like stock and real estate. These assets tend to appreciate over time, and, again over time, will get adjusted for inflation in a way that bonds or cash don't. The stocks are also usually shares in a fund rather than an individual stock to limit risk. Those assets are how your grandchildren never have to work.
It's unlikely you'd ever keep more than a few hundred grand in a savings account. Keeping your money there is for poor people.
But what
said. Unless the dude got that kind of bag via finance, they'll just hire a guy for way too much to do what I just said.
>I highly doubt you can just put that in a savings account
You can. But inflation robs you blind at those amounts. Generally what happens is that you split it and hire a consultant, who will then hand the money to various funds, like blackrock to diversify it. Wealthy people don't have absurd amounts of liquid assets generally, because cash doesn't appreciate.
That's what he's done, he's very foolishly put it in savings and is letting inflation eat it alive.
A smart man would have multiple businesses with the intent on using them as tax writeoffs for his dividends thus generating effectively infinite money.
that's what I would do
I already made enough money
i have been playing vidya or watching you tube or browsing Ganker for the last 3 months with no job
how are you enjoying it?
I have been doing that for 8 months
I wish he wasn't this lazy and made more games with world generation similar to minecraft
he can dry his tears with hundred dollar bills
I can understand it. My income over the past 10 years has gone from $36k to over $300k with bonuses and I really don't feel any happier than I did back then.
You're gonna get paralyzed if you don't figure out what to do with it. That doesn't mean you need to spend it, just do something with it.
lies. blatant lies.
You should buy a boat
Based
also rent free on Ganker because he did a thing alone and then made cash on it and now he does whatever the frick he wants and you're balding and malding over it
you're poor!
Ganker game dev threads was his feedback during Minecraft's incubation before he got his dick sucked at reddit and started selling keys instead of free alpha tests with actual feedback. Jeb finished his game after Ganker called him out for being lazy and to stop taking vacations.
This
People who say 'Money doesn't buy happiness' are coping. Money itself doesn't give you happiness but it buys the means to it much more easily.
Everyone here would love nothing more than to have just a cool million to start a video game studio and make one game. You don't even have that. Notch has thousands of that.
Spoken like a true goy.
Never change and keep slaving away for mr.Goldstein if you're lucky he'll allow you to take a vacation.
In his shoes I would pull a Kojima and make games about whatever I want, and it would sell because my name is attached to it. I would be the Next Steve Jobs de los video juegos.
Even with billions of dollars, you have to be a souless goyswine homosexual to idolize Beverly Hills and to actually want to buy a house and spend your wealth to live there of all things
>you can't have fun when you don't work
The year I spent at home unemployed was the most fun I've ever had. Also managed to read 15 books while finishing 42 games, so yeah.
I wholeheartedly disagree. Working merely prepares you for society, better. If you're supported, you can reject society for quite a long time. It's not better. I value almost none of the benefits of working.
I mean working on something is beneficial not just a day job. If I was him I'd be making more vidya or something to take up my time not just shitpost on twitter
>You can't have fun when you don't work.
This is incorrect.
How come wealth always goes to people that have no idea what the frick to do with it? Like have fun, why are you still so fricking jaded, you won.
Because when you are working that amount of wealth you don't want to lose it. Safe investments, consistency, no splashes. Just business as usual all the time.
guy could buy everyone in the thread a yacht and it wouldn't even matter. if he wasn't such an butthole he could've used a tiny percent of his money to back a new project to keep the money flow going
right. Notch is incurably stupid, he doesn't actually know how to project games. All the success in his life was foisted on him. This is evident in that now he has time, money and control and he does nothing with it because he has the mind of a fat baby.
That's already wrong because he spent $70 million on some shitty mansion in Beverly Hills. Plus he doesn't even need to spend his source money when he earns literally tens of millions a year just from investments.
When you don't know people with money then you usually don't know what to do with it. I understand notch and can empathize with his behavior.
You sound like an incredibly boring person. But if I had moots money I would spend my time releasing high production shitpost games.
go frick yourself, when I was unemployed for a year I became healthier, lost weight, visited friends, socialized more and now for 6 years I'm working a 4 day work week and even yet I'm more miserable than I ever was. My back hurts from all this forced sitting at my desk job, my weight flip flops back and forth and I'm eating like crap due to all the stress, I lost all my hair and I got uglier than I already was. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do with all the saved up 10s of thousands of Euros, all I do is frick hookers occasionally so I don't lose my sanity. I fricking hate working.
Now you don't do those things and it's your work's fault? Haha, it's just you. Get a life.
Why the frick do you expect him to "do" something? He cashed out and him and his lineage are set until the end of time. He doesn't owe you anything.
surely he has some hobbies?
Even if his hobby is just game dev shit, it'd be better than Micky D's
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT JUST HECKIN RELAX AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE
>YOU MUST KEEP MAKING MORE VIDEO GAMES EVEN THO YOU LITERAL DONT NEED TO!!!!!!!!
Pot- and porn-addled atheist liberal bugman mindset. Sad.
>he said, posting on Ganker
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'VE LITERAL WON AT LIFE ALREADY GETTING 2.5 BILLION DOLLARS BUT YOU MUST DO MORE
>Y-YOU'RE A BUGMAN
ok chink
and yet he's happy
>b-but no look at these old posts!!!
you mean when he was complaining living in California? Hes moved back to Sweden and stop reddit spacing you homosexual.
>and yet he's happy
People who are happy don't spend all day screeching at trannies on Twitter
>le reddit spacing
Congrats on ousting yourself as a newbie
I wish I had that money. I'd have visited every country in the world by now. Fricked a girl from every country.
>if i had money i would finally get to have sex
Anon you have to stop. The projecting you're doing is ridiculous.
I'm married, fool. I spent my 20s and early 30s traveling and banging around the world. Wouldn't change a thing.
Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>Sex-havwrs on the internet?
>u...unthinkable!!
Way to squeal on yourself, anon
WOULD YOU TWO JUST FRICK ALREADY?!
>YOU'VE LITERAL WON AT LIFE ALREADY GETTING 2.5 BILLION DOLLARS
The saddest thing about this statement is you probably think it’s true. You were made for more, and if greed made men fulfilled and happy then why have the israelites been such miserable slithering dogs for all of history?
I can think of no group of people that needs reminding more than those of us posting here.
He changed the world more than you ever will, you statue-posting homosexual. He won at life. What you're mad about is that he won at life being an autistic fatso, which doesn't fit your homosexual fantasies of looking like 1977 Arnold Schwarznegger.
Die mad about it. Savour the thought that a fat Finnish homosexual that played Factorio all day brought more to the world than you when it's your time to go into the ground.
They'll seethe over this post and ignore it because it is right. morons get mogged by fat swede and it makes them mald
Ok sweaty
That's Ganker, rent free-kun.
>/pol/
>false flagging israelite
checks out
Chad life-enjoyer and argument avoider and world-traveller and hobbyist and body-sculpter
>Vs
Virgin basement dweller-tier billionaire with no interest and hobbies other than internet arguing with trannies on twitter
How much of a loser do you have to be to look up to the latter?
next slide please
I'd be a movie star looking motherfricker if I exited the rat race as young as he did with how much money he had.
He lives in LA, so he could get Hollywood quality personal training and meal prep. Tear all the teeth out of his head and get the porcelain veneers, hair plugs and whatnot.
I think I'd just surf and play DND all the time, and thrash a Ferrari around all the racetracks down there.
If you still find yourself sitting around watching YouTube and smoking weed all day (per a recent tweet) maybe go get some SSRIs to get out of that initial depression.
Makes zero sense. I work out consistently and i work a shit job at the moment. There's no excuse for someone with a net worth like his. Dude was just a a weird fat loser.
He's still a fricking loser. I worked a shit job and still worked out like crazy. I ate healthy and was in better shape than a billionaire. A poorgay in comparison was in better shape. Pathetic. I would have just stopped working and started working out full time. Dude is a fat cringe millennial fedora dork.
>I would have just stopped working and started working out full time
you don't need to be a billionaire for that
gymgays are mentally ill
Spoken like a true liftlet.
If you knew anything about lifting, you'd know there's a ton of auxiliary stuff you can do to maximize your gains:
>Purchase the best supplements
>Hire a regular masseuse
>Ice baths and hot compresses
>Physiotherapist
>High-quality personal trainer
>Optimized meal plan with highest quality food in terms of taste and nutrition
>Roids, if you want them
Most of this stuff is inaccessible to the average person, so they have to settle for normie gains
Exactly correct, anon. When actors bulk up to Thor-like proportions in 3 months, it's because they have the money for massages and a personal trainer 🙂
I literally mentioned roids, illiterate-kuns
Putting down people's hobbies on the internet isn't a personality either, lanklet
You mentioned roids in one throwaway line while making sure to point out they're optional
So yeah sure friend, that masseuse is gonna make all the difference 🙂
It is if you want to go natty only.
>NOOO you MUST take the roids!
lol no
don't forget money for all that gear
lifting isn't a personality, poorgay
>I want to dedicated all my time to lift things up and put them down
clearly its not working because you cant stop comparing to notch and cope with your frustration, if your where a real gymchad you would know we never lift for the girls or to be alphas, we lift because we are the heros of our own stories
Who the frick cares about any of that? When your balls finally drop you'll realize what a waste of time it is to be this autistic about "muh gainz"
As long as you're sacrificing for your altar to Mammon, it's fine
FWIW I agree, but if someone wants to give their hobby their all, why should I give a frick or shame them for attempting to get marginal gains? Marginal gains are what separate Olympians from has-beens.
>you don't need to be a billionaire for that
True but you need to be in good shape to be a man. Notch unironically needs to man up so that he can enjoy life like rich men do. He's still a nerd wasting his life on stupid shit.
Nobody gives a shit what some poor little basement dweller whose entire personality revolves around lifitng thinks.
Multibillionaires definitely lose their sleep over what your definition of being a man is.
Mammon please
Because you know so well what it is like to be a multibillionaire. You don't even know what it's like to be a man.
you can't waste something that has no value moron
yet he is living a better life than you
caring about what shape you're in.
what a gay.
>sells minecraft for 2.5 billion
>net worth is 1.3 billion almost 10 years later
what does he do with his money
Buy candy
paid european income taxes.
prostitutes
Didnt he pay like 900 mil for his mansion?
Doing nothing is the final form
you're suppose to do all that 'nothing' AFTER you die, not before.
Slave.
same except I'm poor
Pretty sure his worth is less than half that now. Amazingly, if you just get a lump sum and then never invest or make new shit, your money goes DOWN
Think about it this way. When you get filthy rich and discover that everyone around you only looks to exploit you for money you inevitably accept that people suck. Why would you toil away making games for people when they suck? What's in it for you? More money? More fame? You already have more than you can ever spend.
the end is never the fulfilling part
following the path to the end is what entertain you
Just like most rich people. They love to push the meme that they're all Elon Musk or some other entrepreneur, but they're majority dullards who safely invest, mostly real estate.
Good. Nasa, even at its most underfunded point in history just built a working battery that mogs absolutely anything Elon Cuck has spent a decade and billions developing.
All the good tech will always ALWAYS come from government and military research. The age of singular inventors has been over for 100 years.
He made more money than everyone on Ganker combined ever will with a game that can be made by a 9 yo nowadays, let that sink in
Right place; right time
WHERE IS MINECRAFT 2 homosexual
he already got his endgame, he is rich enough to live like a king and never lift a finger again, its not different from those zoomer fantasies of "retiring at old age", also
>sad, lonely
what a blatant cope, its ok to feel jealous, its part of the human condition, but its also ok to laugh at the idiots who try to hide their envy behind petty assumptions, unironically you will never be Notch
ok notch
If I were notch, I would work on a new game anonymously. Just quietly release something new without the baggage or expectations of Minecraft. Minecraft was truly a one in a million fluke that couldn't be done again, you're better off just releasing the next "small indie game" as a nobody.
I mean, that or start a new game studio.
Doing nothing was Notch's dream. The moment he got some liquid assets, he hired some other guy to do all the work, and then started taking vacations
When this fat frick croaks, will anyone other than /vpol/ give a shit?
Who da frick ah you? Notch was accepting a BAFTA while you was postin' on imageboads. Ya nuthin', ya nuthin'!
At the very least, I'd refine my looks if I were him.
Even past your physical prime, a healthy mind resides in a healthy body.
not really too much to do other than a well trimmed beard when you have a fat face
Have you seen GabeN, or all gulf arabs
fat is the ultimate level
if you arent fat you arent healthy fact
have you seen why cancer patients are all so skinny? cause fat is healthy
>have you seen why cancer patients are all so skinny? cause fat is healthy
Frick, I laughed
>have you seen why cancer patients are all so skinny? cause fat is healthy
masterful bait, have my (you) gigachad
>ITT: t-this man who has everything is actually a loser b-because he doesn't go to the gym!
mfw
No, he's a loser because he spends all day home, alone, arguing with Poor's on the internet
Imagine having infinite capital and thinking of nothing better to do than... Literally what you and I are doing right now. It's truly sad.
literally what i would do with infinite money
all day on Ganker while playing porn games
aah, some day my dream will be fulfilled
you're basically two thirds the way there, bro.
You watch too much social media. Most rich people are boring.
My life is more interesting than his and I'm a wagie. Just because most people are absent-minded bores doesn't mean YOU have to be.
Yes.
>he's a loser because hes not doing what I would do if I was millionaire
the best measure of a man is to see what he does with power.
I'm sure you spend a lot of time judging the massively wealthy without any celebrity
ah yes, because we have to proof to other people we are "worth" them, frick off, someday you will die and you will realize you never really lived your life because you will batshit scared of what a bunch of randos thought about you
I mean randos opinions do matter when it comes to holding a job and im tired of you morons pretending they dont until you get shot at work.
but thats the thing, notch is not working anymore, if a man isnt entitled to do with his free time whatever he wants then what the frick is this life about?
maybe he's the one guy who actually has the power to defeat his videogames backlog.
>no job
>no women
>no friends
>only vidya
Godspeed, i say, in that event.
lol, you'd be just like him if you had that much money. Sour grapes.
mad
mad
mad
these celebrities don't notice you sucking them off, are you doing it for fun?
>twitter troony cat
you will never get money from notch
>posting a cat is 'troony'
take your fricking meds, you've been mindbroken.
>posts troony memes
>gets called a troony
>goes back to posting more common troony memes
not fooling anyone
>obsessed with trannies
>wants to suck off trannies
>won't shut the frick up about fricking trannies
it's not a videogame thread anyways, I shouldn't even be mad. you're just out there ventilating your disgusting fetish for free/fun.
>trannies forever mad about Notch not handing out gibs
kek
>
wasnt this debunked as fake already?
even if it was i already had my chuckle
>if you're not out there screeching at people on the internet with your money you're WASTING IT REEEE
Lmao @ ur life. If I had billions I'd still be here calling you people gays. I'd actually probably buy this place and hire some actually talented people, kick out the FBI, and fire the current moderation.
>and fire the current moderation.
cant fire them if they do it for free
>he thinks he can buy out the feds
what would null do if he were a billionaire?
yes
If I had all the money I don't think I would change a lot of my life. I would fix my back pain and maybe build a nice little garden. And that's it
He doesn't have everything. He admitted as much. He's got basically infinite money, but no human connections.
He's just like most people today then, except 2.5b richer
>man who has everything
Money isn't everything my dude. He's got no kids, he's just going to grow into a bitter lonely old man and money won't solve that
Not him but right now money helps A LOT in this shitty modern world. He should be less moronic and realize he can escape this shitty world
Maybe its the timing, if he became rich this year he would appreciate it more
>money helps A LOT
Well duh, but there's more to life than just money.
>You can just escape the world with enough money
Lol no, you can be a rich recluse you're not escaping from all reality. There's a difference
And right now money is the closest form to escape this shitty world
He can buy some comfy house, surrounded by nature, no dangerous immigration nearby. He could rent some womb too
He has it way easier than the rest
>Well duh, but there's more to life than just money.
No, there's not.
Money is the be-all-end-all of almost everyone's lives. They work 8 hours a day, many people sometimes much more, just to earn enough of it to spend the rest of their meager, harsh lives with people they love.
money is the reason most people even live or exist: just to make more of it for people they care for.
Mammon be thy god
Money doesn't even exist. It's just an idea in people's heads that signifies potential for power, but it only exists because there is a collective delusion upholding it. It doesn't have any power over someone who doesn't believe in it. Animals will never get money because it's a made up human system. All systems are artificial.
underageb&, pls go
If you think all the time you have nothing to think about except thoughts. You don't even experience reality, only delusions.
You are so much of a pseud that it's actually nauseating. Please stop posting.
Words are just symbols for thoughts that encapsulate them in limited capacity. I don't care for your cryptic messages. Reality isn't made up of cryptic words. What do you really feel about it? I don't know. Only you know.
one doesn't exactly always thinks in words, unless one is moronic. which is writing is an actual skill.
so will most of the people on this website, except while poor
what's your point?
doesn't he have a daughter?
Money is gonna make his life relatively easier in the long run. Which he can just invest it and it would leave him with time to do whatever the frick at his own time.
If I was billionaire I would frick so much dicky
>he actually believes this to be true
Good goyim, keep working hard to make your masters richer. It's your life's only purpose.
>it's another episode of Ganker saying what it REALLY means to be a man
people unironically think like this and its so sad
like homie you dont have no hobbies? learning a language or instrument or some gay wood working shit. hell even reading or music or watching tv would be infinitely better than being glad to slave away and waste your life at the behest of some mega corporation.
>oh no! Not the heckin sad lonely men who won't give money to women!
The only way this homie has sex is literally if he gives money to women, moron. He absolutely hires hookers on a regular basis.
>He absolutely hires hookers on a regular basis.
based
>The only way this homie has sex is literally if he gives money to women
you mean like every man in relationship ever? you think Im lying? here's a funny experiment, stop paying for anything for your gf, dont ever give her a single dime, see how fast she starts hooking around with other guys that will throw money at her, every relationship orbits around the idea of the man providing to the woman, the difference here is that notch can pick a different, younger, girl each day while you are trapped with the same girl that will be older each day that passes and you will have to settle up with a meat curtain dry vegana
>uhhhh chasing STDs from used-up drug prostitutes is BASED anon!
no thank you, israelite
working sucks
it gives you purpose but at what price
I've been working from home for 2 years, I got paid like 50k and generated like 7k in value at most, my job is incredibly low stress specially for my shit country and I still fricking hate having to do actual work when I'm behind on a deadline
I fricking hate working!
>*lives rent free in trannies heads because he wont give them money they dont deserve and haven't earned*
>he must be sad and depressed while being a millionaire
Is there a bigger poorgay cope? I'm poor too and I refuse to believe this.
I have no idea if he's sad or happy, but I've met neurotic very rich dudes on a bunch of meds, and happy poor families.
money surely makes people happier in the sense that it relieves debts and sets off for the future, but if you dont have that urgency biting your ass money is not gonna make a big difference wether you are happy or not, I think what Im trying to say is, money is not what brings happiness, its what you do with the money what brings happiness
no idea about notch but being a billionaire isn't a guarantee of happiness
if you know everyone around you just wants you for your money, it'd get old fast
at the end of the day, 99% of people depend on social connections for happiness
the 1% of autists probably would be fine shitposting all day though
>if you know everyone around you just wants you for your money, it'd get old fast
He's a video game developer, it's not like he's Tom Cruise or LeBron James. Notch could literally move to any country and live a "normal" life laying low and connecting with people that will never know he's a billionaire. He could even fake a job and be "unavailable" for 8 hours a day just fricking around and no one would ever suspect anything.
is there any human on this planet Ganker doesn't shit on? maybe if you think everybody is shit it's because ofc your perception and not them being shit. ever thought about that you losers?
>he think's Ganker is one person
big brain.
the exception proves the rule
If I had 2.5 Billion and truly had nothing better to do I would probably make my own film as a director and story writer just to see what happens or if people liked it.
You mean if you had $2.5 billion and talent.
But lets be real here, you don't have any talent.
Granted but frick why the hell not.
Just don't go in blind because film making is a management and financial nightmare if you don't know what you are doing. Get some experience on a set and then you can try without needing millions/billions.
You will be another Neil Breen or Tommy Wiseau
>riff raff comparing themselves to others instead of improving upon themselves
why?
Oh great priest of Mammon grace us with your demonic presence
crab mentality
>if I cant be happy then nobody should
I have no clue why Ganker is so insistent on defending rich people who do literally nothing with their money. It’s so weird because this is probably the only place that does this. You say Notch should do something actually cool and interesting with his money and people here come out in droves saying “no troon, frick you, youre jealous”. What inspires this kind of behavior?
>troony is still mad that notch wont hand out gibs
See this is what I’m talking about, mentally ill people coming up with demons to fight
Imagine cutting off your dick and then b***hing that people have more money than you.
chapstick on! Anon, I think notch is waking up, better head over to twitter and start liking his tweets!
I don't love or hate him, just pointing out there are tons of rich people that don't do shit but sit on investments. You're just obsessed with him because of his vague e-celebrity status
You think I’m happy when a billionaire buys 3-5 yachts or another home in the hills. No that shit is lame. It’s the same lame shit Notch spend his money on. A rotten candy room and an over sized cali home. You have a billion dollars, make something cool. This guy can’t be this soulless to not have a single creative thing in his mind outside of copying infinite miner or whatever it’s called
>This guy can’t be this soulless
he was lazy and half-assed with his knockoff game, why are you surprised that he does something unimaginative with his money?
>I have no clue why Ganker is so insistent on attacking rich people who do literally nothing with their money. It’s so weird because this is probably the only place that does this. You say Notch should enjoy his money and people here come out in droves saying “no chud, frick you, youre sucking him off”. What inspires this kind of behavior?
It's not Ganker, it's just some leftist trooncord
>Ganker - billionaire bootlicking suckoff queens
Getting fat, Heathcliff
the problem is i own capital now so i feel his pain. Its like being against the man until they pay you to sellout
>you're not openly hateful towards people with money?
>you must be a bootlicker!
Why would you think the world is just black and white?
What causes autism like this?
>Asking someone to do something with their money is hateful
You must think your mother hated you for asking you to clean your room
You imagine yourself notch's parent? You must work in government
Are you moronic or do you think only parents can expect better from a person
I expect you to know better
Then to what criticize a person who is doing jackshit with his billions but paying ridiculously California property tax. Yeah my bad, how could I be so out of line
A-Amber???
elon's posting on x again, bro, better scurry back to kissing your lord's balls. Don't keep him waiting!
>What causes autism like this?
communist troonyism
Minecraft sold 300 million copies. It's unlikely that any other single title will surpass that mark in a very long time.
>There are real people ITT who really think that just by having tons money, that individual is forced to do X thing.
If i ever make it, i'll just do the same.
Notch almost has a bounty as high as Luffy
Failing to be happy with money really is the most pathetic thing. I'm not even doing poorly but every problem in my life comes back to money in some way.
If you can't be happy with money you are genetically well and truly a loser imo.
Having money doesn't make you happy, it just makes you comfortable while you're unhappy.
seems based af
sell me your vidya first
Sure. My vidya would be a vidya where you make your own vidya. It would expand on the idea of Redstone on minecraft to make computational systems but more efficiently. Pvp is basically just whoever is smarter and can make a better computer. And black people aren't allowed to play it.
That's just wrong. 99% of my problems would be gone if I was rich. 100% if I didn't have to die someday and was rich.
I said it won't make you happy, it will just make you comfortable. That's what I said.
>he already blew half of his money
wtf did he even buy
paid taxes.
factually incorrect.
Money will make you happy in the short term, but not long term. It also brings with it a vast array of huge complicating issues for your life.
If some girl comes onto you tonight and you get some fuk, you got some fuk. If you're rich she probably wants your money, or wants to sue you for fake rape allegations after you bust. People will also try to start fights with you or hit your car, and then sue you. Peopel will also beg on you or try be friend with you for financial reasons.
Money can turn you into a sour bastard cause you think everyone wants you for your money.
buying an expensive house in an overpriced shithole that is LA
who in their right mind wants to live in LA in current year?
For some reason LA is a successful honeypot that keeps attracting flies into its trap
>ecelebs
>aspiring programmers
>leftists
All doomed to be taxed out the ass and end up as homeless drug addicts.
Honestly it probably went to taxes and the upkeep for his big empty mansion unless he’s literally letting the property rot
I would use my $2,000,000,000 to make a cool vidya game. Send me that much money and I'll show you
Its because money barely does anything except insure you don't have to work anymore.
Dude that's like a oasis in this fricked up modern society right now
Yeah, but once you've quenched your thirst, what the frick are you gonna do
Idk, Gabe Newell changed the gaming industry after leaving Microsoft with a frick ton of money. Notch has billions he could revolutionize the gaming industry with but doesn't , I assume he's just high and drunk shitposting on Twitter all day
>revolutionize the gaming industry
the industry doesnt need more javascript monkey coding
>Notch goes on and on about wokeness in the industry
>Has billions of dollars
>Does nothing about it
Just saying,
money wont make ESG israelites go away, if anything that will make things worse as the israelites are already rebranding ESG so it wont be pointed out so easily
>money wont make ESG israelites go away
No but he could make a niche instead. That's all you need
video games are not a niche, ESG even have 90% of indie publishers in their grasp and that's why indie games are 1000x more gay than AAA
>Gabe left Microsoft
>made revolution and frickton of money
>Notch sold out to Microsoft
>is suffering on the inside
fricker deserves it
he made it possible for Microsoft to do shady shit to millions of zoomers
>b-but Microsoft does shady shit to everyone, so it does not matter
you might have too many wieners in your mouth to understand, but every step away from Microsoft counts
Sure but of course he isn't going to use the money for anything else because money doesn't run the world. It just protects you from danger.
armchair psychologists and drama addicts pondering about Notch, while he doesn't think about them at all.
lol actual NPCs
>trans
Lmao I wouldn't give not even 1 dollar to those creatures
What games did that troony make
Depression quest simulator
nothing
I don't understand why he thinks devs deserve free money for being slightly different. I was with him till he turn into money grubbing b***h.
>keeps antagonizing someone
>ends the conversation by begging for money
I've seen this quite a few times, but does it ever work?
Trannies man
I'd be also sad and lonely if my name was img
He's a fat useless bald frick who should neck it or give me his money and do something productive with it the fraud, infiniminer scammer crying a blu blu lmao.
If you homosexuals had a billion dollars you would still be posting on Ganker all day, cause you're fricking losers to the bone.
I'm sure you know this very well, don't you Notch
Nah, I would still be here from time to time, but I would make shit, little games, short films, I’d find interesting game projects. Commission oddly specific porn. Try to buy obscure trademarks and IPs for dirt cheap. DDoS Ganker if I’m losing an arguement. The list goes on
No you wouldn't, you think you would but you wouldn't. Without the desire to become rich, it's very hard to give a frick to want to do anything because you would prefer jerking off or playing video games.
I do that everyday already and it makes me miserable. So no, sometimes people actually want to make shit without the reward being financial return
Humans are shitty animals and our brains are crap, trust me: you would end up doing nothing and just taking drugs, jerking off and watching anime all day. All those productive things you tell yourself you would do if you had the money, you would not do cause our brains are reward based and when you have all the rewards you stop wanting to do anything productive.
Again I do that shit everyday already and it fricking sucks, it gets tiring, sure when your over productive you want to chill out but being a lazy slob doing only that is the most miserable inducing experience
>All those productive things you tell yourself you would do if you had the money, you would not do cause our brains are reward based
I would , hell if I won the lottery and got a few million dollars I'd probably still have a day job. I don't understand how people can just do nothing, it's maddening. I've never gone longer than a couple weeks being unemployed
Working is for cucks
I would only work on my own farm
I would be visiting national parks and going on safari drives around world. Dropping shitload of money to take biology course after the trip is over .
joke's on you, I mostly lurk
Do you guys think notch has a green m and m statue hiding somewhere that he hot glues? Why does he only have three of them why not the whole package?
that staircase looks like a deathtrap
That's because it is. There's versions of these without railings also.
>be George Lucas
>sell star wars for billions
>"I'm gonna make passion projects now"
>doesn't do shit, cause he is a billionaire
he had a child though, that's something.
he is sterile, they are adopted or not his
George fricks, you just can't deal with it.
How do you know he fricks?
how do you know he doesn't
you just can't comprehend that sweaty Lucas had a child
George Lucas funded multiple building projects and charities. Sure it’s not as interesting to us but it’s more than whatever the frick notch is doing with his money. And no I don’t want Notch to just dump all his money into charity
((charities)), almost all charities are scams and he donates money for status.
It’s his own charities
>it’s more than whatever the frick notch is doing with his money
Notch helped fund Age of Wonders
Is that a game? It’s cool if he did help fund a game and should do stuff like that more
>is age of wonders a game
I really hate underaged homosexuals
You know I did research dickhead but you just said Age of Wonders so I was making sure since I couldn’t find Notch’s name on any of the stuff.
Also I found out he helped fund it before he made his billions. What the frick happened, did he really turn into a soulless golem once he got the money
do you also complain that old people retire
Old people actually have an issue where they become depressed and feel useless as they lazy around the house all day when they retire so I’m all for giving them personal projects. Jimmy Carter still helps build houses and he’s a fricking skeleton at this point but the guys smiling in every picture
so you actually do get upset at retired people
Retired people who do nothing but mope all day yes
>Retired people who do nothing but mope all day yes
you are just a selfish brat
Wow I’m so selfish, how dare I ask retired people to get hobbies and keep themselves occupied by making or doing things.
you are petty that people that are more well-off than you can choose what to do with their lives, you are projecting heavily that you believe every old person is miserable because they dont want to do anything
Who the hell said my life sucks or that I’m jealous of their success? Are you stupid or what? People need to have some level of productive or their mind deteriorates. Even when I retire I hope to try to at least get a hobby, could be as simple as making shitty bird houses.
>Who the hell said my life sucks
your life has to suck if you are comparing it to elderly retired people
>that I’m jealous of their success?
If you believe retired people are successful then you need a new perspective on life.
Guess I’m conversing with morons here, the post I was replying to said I was bothered by the idea that they’re more well off then me. It isn’t an idea I brought up. Read before responding
>I was bothered by the idea that they’re more well off then me
here
>so you actually do get upset at retired people
>Retired people who do nothing but mope all day yes
So you believe old people are better off than you are because they are retired. Get a grip.
Jesus you’re reading comprehension is bad, really bad. Yeah I get upset when I see retired people moping all day. I don’t envy them. I want them to get a hobby and do something every once in a while
>Yeah I get upset when I see retired people
lol
You’re not even trying any more, because you know you have nothing left to argue.
Imagine getting upset at people that earned their retirement and wanting to control them instead of your own life.
Asking people to get a hobby isn’t very controlling. It can be something as simple as doodling or writing short stories. And it’s for the person’s own good.
>And it’s for the person’s own good.
You sound like a bitter retirement nurse that forces old people to do busy work so the place has a reason to give you a paycheck. Forcing hobbies upon the elderly doesn't make them feel happy either.
Yeah and a fat ass will protest to being told to put the fork down. But it’s for their own good. As if I’m forcing them into a specific hobby when a bunch of shit you can do. You’re being too much of a complacent pussy of you think asking a retired person to do something to keep them occupied and active is too much
Imagine thinking you are a better person to make an old person's decisions for them. You have some severe insecurity issues over people who choose how to live their lives.
Well I’d give this advice to anyone really it’s pretty basic advise of “do proactive activity” but it’s the retired people that need it most
>but it’s the retired people that need it most
Go outside.
I do go outside actually, it’s why I say it. Maybe some hiking will do a retired person good ah no but that’s too evil for someone like you. The tyranny, here let’s put on an infomercial for them
If you do actually go outside then you would meet and talk to actual old people. Old people are way more sociable than any young generation and are very productive. The fact that you use the meme man Jimmy Carter as the only example shows that you only live on the internet.
You still don’t know what you’re arguing. Youre arguing for the sake of arguing. I’m not calling old people worthless stupid. I’m saying that retired people who do nothing all day need hobbies. You can’t just do nothing all day. And again with the Jimmy Carter shit, I don’t care if Jimmy Carter raped you, did you want me to name someone I know personally? I have an uncle who’s older in his 60s and he works at a rural area building stuff for people and he loves it, he hates being in the city because it’s boring and he has nothing to do all day. There now please unironically end your own life
>There now please unironically end your own life
Sounds like something that you are about to do if you are this miserable about elderly people existing.
Spend my life with elderly people. My family composed of elderly people and I love them to death. One of the things about love is wanting better for them and being lazy and doing nothing all day is not one of them. This doesn’t even have to be old people, telling a kid to brush his teeth and clean his room, tell an overweight person to diet. You can’t just leave someone to rot, it’s horrible. You need to fire a light under people’s ass sometimes. Now please unironically have a nice day
>Spend my life with elderly people.
I already understand that you are a bitter retirement nurse that hates dealing with old people.
>Now please unironically have a nice day
Only person that needs to kill themselves is a controlling person like you that cant stand that people make their own life choices.
You really sound more like an angsty kid who gets mad when their parents told them to do something. Sorry pal but some life choices are plain shit. Doing nothing all day, every day is one of them. Sure take time off, vacation, unwind but don’t make that your life. It’s shit
>Sorry pal but some life choices are plain shit
Clearly you've made the wrong choices if you are this bitter about old people.
imagine spending hours on Ganker and preaching about productivity unto others
Almost like he's paid to be here
You mind is rot if being productive means working for a company. Go outside and experience life a little
Love old people, dislike the lazy really
>posting on Ganker for hours is productive
you are more counterproductive than the lazy people you are b***hing about
Nah im not being productive right now. I know it’s baffling really but you can productive sometimes and goofy during others. It’s actually an ideal way of living
>spending hours shitposting on an anonymous wbesite is productive
it’s not productive, that’s what I said
you cant backpedal you professional projectionist after saying
>You mind is rot if being productive means working for a company.
NTA but you need to work on your reading comprehension
NTA but ur a gayet
nah u are
nta by the way
how does me saying posting on Ganker is not productive and saying being productive is not equivalent to working at a company contradictory? Maybe you're confused but being productive is not exclusive to just working at a job
you preach productivity on Ganker
this itself is a contradiction
not really, you don't have to be proactive every moment of your life. Sometimes you can frick around game and shitpost online but you gotta stop eventually and do meaningful shit
>you don't have to be proactive every moment of your life
lazy frick
The idle rentier class must really get your goat
It depends, I know two guys who used to rented out buildings and they still did shit outside of that so that doesn’t bother me
I'm just glad I was fortunate enough to know plenty of rich growing up. Your anglo fantasy no longer exists
>Youre arguing for the sake of arguing
says the anon that's upset about people not doing anything by posting on Ganker
>“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.” — C.S. Lewis
C.S. Lewis gave socialists FAR too much credit
>isn’t very controlling.
>And it’s for the person’s own good.
this is controlling behavior
>Who the hell said my life sucks or that I’m jealous of their success?
you are b***hing about how old people employ their free time
He isn't b***hing about anything you moron, he's just stating a simple fact.
He spent this whole thread b***hing about old people.
Anon, pls.
Genius at least read the fricking posts, I don’t want to be them I want them to not be that way. In fact the post youre replying to I’m saying I want to do something productive when I reach that point
Is the bunny you?
why does it botehr you
Because those people become depressed, they hate it and then you get some jack off who wants to be lazy homosexual asking why doing jackshit for remaining part of your life is miserable
People get depressed when working too.
Yeah cause it’s usually shit they don’t like to do and don’t get to put time to relax. Stop conflating your 9-to-5 to getting a hobby
>Stop conflating your 9-to-5 to getting a hobby
you are the one that believes retirement and old people are miserable because they dont work
Work is not the same as being productive dumbass, you don’t even know what you’re arguing about. I’m not asking these people to get a job
>people who do nothing all day are actually happy it’s just you.
This isn’t true at all
>If you don't work then you can never be happy
sour grapes
You can be productive without it being part of a job, hope this helps stupid people like you
So you are envious of people that just don't want to be ~~*productive*~~
No, I don’t want to be like those people. I know it’s weird for you but you can do things that you like and it can be proactive activities as well and it doesn’t have to be at the behest of a company or job.
>to be at the behest of a company or job.
Instead it should be by your own demands?
Yes, get a fricking hobby
>Work is not the same as being productive
Sure, if you don't do anything at work either.
>nooooooooo you must wageslave all your life until your bitter dead just like me
>you cant have free time and money, its not faiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir
Not asking them to get jobs, no surprise that a wojak gay says something stupid
>all of these seething replies
kek what the frick is wrong with you guys? What he's stating is a fact-- more often than not when a person retires, they become absolutely miserable because they have no idea what to do with their time. People who are internet savvy have many more effective ways to distract themselves from a life of total boredom, but for those who don't have hobbies or anything to keep themselves amused during their downtime, the boredom can lead to depression, which in turn leads to them becoming miserable.
Having work ethic is the best way to keep yourself from going insane.
>Having work ethic is the best way to keep yourself from going insane.
wagecage got this anon hard
You're probably a NEET, your life is miserable by default.
It'd be better if he had others to cook for since doing that and getting positive feedback is the essence of purpose and productivity. But yes, I agree-- learning how to cook wouldn't bad a bad place to start.
>You're probably a NEET
says the anon that's butthurt at old people for not working
Old people don’t need jobs, they just need something do
>Old people don’t need jobs
>Having work ethic is the best way to keep yourself from going insane.
Make up your mind.
I'm not even the same guy, and you clearly don't understand what "work ethic" means.
hobbies =/= work you moron
They can be the same if you have enough free time and resources. Turning something you enjoy into a job that brings you prestige and profit is a great way to help keep yourself from going insane.
There needs to be a balance in your life of both work and play. If you have too much of either then you become miserable, simple as.
Nobody is supposed to "work." Work means something tedious or stressful that you would rather not do. Play is when doing it feels joyful. Play, don't work.
Absolutely fricking delusional. Do you really not believe that people can find pride in the work they do? Or that they can feel satisfied with themselves at a job well done? Or have you literally never succeeded at anything in your life?
I mean, biologically speaking stress is something that is supposed to keep you alert so you can get out of the situation that is keeping your stressful. We aren't supposed to work from a health perspective. We like to play though. Playing has nothing but positive aspects to it. What's pride? I guess it's considered sin historically. It's just a delusion of superiority which is completely made up in your mind.
Anon, I'm quite certain you don't know anything about what you are trying to describe as good reasons for a person to avoid "working." It makes absolutely no difference to me if you believe your life of avoiding meaningful challenges is somehow fulfilling. It's sad that you've been beaten down into this pathetic state, but I know from personal experience that you are wrong.
Just be glad you are living in an age where you can distract yourself so easily with tools built for you by others.
There is no meaning in nature. All of that is ascribed by human delusions. The closest thing to meaning of life (it's a trick question anyway brought upon by the language's artificial nature, like asking what does the color purple taste like) is to live. If you live and stress, you are suffering. No animal goes out of their way to suffer. They avoid fights and even "exercise". They just do whatever makes them feel the best. Only humans exercise because they spend their days being slaves instead of doing things they like (to play) and moving about. You are supposed to get exercise naturally simply by living.
I'm afraid these bizarre axioms of yours don't apply to reality, anon. For better or worse, (You) are a human being. I'd strongly suggest no longer browsing /x/ as it seems to have given you some pretty significant brain damage.
What a cop-out
>you're just an animal
>stop making sense
There's a wide gap between a human being and a wild animal. The fact that you refuse to acknowledge this is the reason why I am denouncing everything about this
as utter drivel.
>unironically return to monke
kek
You don't start off with any of your delusions. When you were born, you were pure. Then the brainwashing began.
Be the kid that you once were and you will find happiness.
>hehe he doesnt live in a wagecage, hes probably sad hehe
I'm not going to argue with a NEET, you guys are beyond help. Good luck not killing yourself before the age of 50, anon.
Cooking is a good skill for them to learn. Or else they'll be eating slop that z**mers spit and pissed in because they didn't pay the 200% protection money, I mean "tip".
People become miserable when they retire because they're old, their best days are behind them. They CAN'T go out and jetski or ride bikes or paraglide or do all of the things young-them wished they had the freedom to do, because they broke their youthful bodies working.
So if they can't do any of those physical activities, then why did they quit working? So they could sit at home and rot?
>where they become depressed and feel useless as they lazy around the house all day
They are depressed because they are old. Being old is miserable in general.
>Jimmy Carter
the same Jimmy Carter that profited from the 2nd greatest economic collapse in history, great example of a good elderly person
Who the frick said I thought Jimmy Carter was a good person you moron, I’m saying the guys still happy at such an old age because he’s not fricking lazying around and still giving himself meaning in the tail end of his life
Jimmy Carter is a piece of shit and so are you.
Dude I don’t give a frick how feel about Jimmy Carter. Are you autistic? This is about keeping yourself productive at an old age
>This is about keeping yourself productive at an old age
How about meeting actual old people instead of propping a gigantic turd as a good example.
Again I don’t give a shit about what you think on the politics of Jimmy Carter or his character you autistic homosexual. This could be Hitler we’re talking about and if he managed to reach retirement and would spend the rest of his days painting then I would also use him as an example
Old people tend to have hobbies, yes. Go outside more and stop projecting your own depression cycle onto others because they don't feel the need to actually do things.
you post like a redditor
Redditors love JC
He wont give you money, Amber
Who the frick is amber schizo
>does nothing
so? his money, not yours.
it more the whining that pisses people off.
no, its literally him not doing 'things with his money'. Old money always pressures new money into wasting their money. It's a kind of weird peer pressure. Because notch doesnt give his money to israel/trans rights charities/ect and just sits on it, it makes other rich gays upset because he isnt following the rules. So they encourage their npc slaves to do petty things like call him a sad loser on internet message boards.
If I made frick you money I'd get out of this shitty industry asap as well.
Don't you find it weird that no charity ever solves the problem they exist to eradicate or fight, almost like they like all the money and jobs they get from it.
"Dudes! lets beat cancer and put ourselves out of a job! Excelsior! "
>Don't you find it weird that no charity ever solves the problem they exist to eradicate or fight,
That one charity that Jimmy Carter founded to fight ringworm in Africa was pretty effective. Most charities are scams , but not all of them. There is some goodwill among people still
Charities do a better job than government welfare
Only religious charities anymore. Or sometimes very small local ones. The non-profit industry is rife with corruption.
Every single one of those charities are a scam. We got a huge anti-cancer charity in my country with a boss that takes home 7 figures a year (converted to USD). That info is ~5 years old by now and fat chance he slashed his paycheck for the cause so he's probably taking home 8 figures by now.
jade is always related
Look at kids of rich people, they are all lazy homosexuals that don't do shit with their lives.
>they are all lazy homosexuals that don't do shit with their lives.
That's most people tbh. Rich people just have an easier time doing nothing.
isn't this just receny bias, George Washington wasn't lazy.
It's just bias. Not all rich people just inherit their money and do nothing
>I would work on my own farm
The way the government works it's not really "your" farm anymore tbh. I've worked in ranches and a friend of mine owns a ranch and some farmland and it's a lot of bullshit. Working for yourself is always better but there's always a headache somewhere around the corner that you have to deal with.
He can't be sadder than me. Guy has money i have no pc,my ps4 controller broke,my ps4 is 5 years old almost done for,no job no money about to go homeless, i shitpost on Ganker,no gf,no friends,haven't talked to my parents in years. Im fat, im ugly
He can't be sad he has money to waste and fix himself if he wants to he also can just neet for the rest of his life
>Talk to parents if they don't outright hate you
>Get a job
There you go. If I can beat being a homeless alcoholic from a broken household then so can you
Got a job when i was 20 didn't help now im 29 3 years since my last job frick working i ain't doing it again. I'd rather kms
homie ran with the money before it got to
The shithole state that it is now.
literally just get the best personal trainer and nutrition money can buy.
you can't be sad.
And this is why even I win the lottery, I will still go to work the next day. Man needs something to do, to focus on, you can't just wake up and do nothing all day. Notch was too young to retire, he didn;t think of what life would be like after retiring with billions of dollars.
that's right, better retire while you're old and you don't even feel like doing anything in your life anymore
preferrably also die of heart disease two weeks into your retirement
Complete and utter cope for the fact that you will never even have the choice but to go to work.
So much this, he could be using that time and money to fight for PoC and Palestinian children.
Depression is a b***h, isn't it? All the time and money in the world and he can't do anything with it
Thats because he needs to be reminded of how lucky he is
Make him pay some shitty rent in a small apartment and suffer from shitty coworkers and landlord
Seriously, if I were rich and had a kid, I would pretend I'm poor as frick and live in the shittiest house, then once my kid is 20 I would tell him the truth
Better than boomers waiting for you to inherit their money in your 50s kek
Ying and yang, people need to EXPERIENCE hell to appreciate what they have.
That's it anon. I'm currently unemployed and trying to make rent while looking for a job and I already miss my old shitty job that at least gave me financial stability. And I wasn't even earning that much, just a normal-ass job.
depression is orrational, its a neurological disorder
Depression is lack of suffering AND support. Unironically stop trying to fit in in le epic rich parties or schizo models, just go find some normal wife and live retired in a comfy garden , find some hobbies to challenge yourself with too, do exercise, try to be a father, read, work in some new game as a new project, etc
The homosexual doesn't know how good he has it, it's a Grimes and Homer Simpson situation
>Unironically stop trying to fit in in le epic rich parties or schizo models
I remember one prostitute said that the irony is that men look company the most and that there are too many lonely men
>Depression is lack of suffering AND support.
Depression is a neurological disorder.
Anything you do feels like a chore. Anything you eat tastes like ash. You talk to people and you feel nothing. You have to exert great willpower to even sustain your body.
You're not even bored, there's just nothing.
Normal people don't get depressed, because there is nothing physically wrong with their brains.
He should send me a million dollars or two, maybe that would cheer him up.
If I had that level of resource I'd probably go max train autist and just settle for the real thing instead of tiny sets.
The added bonus being that if you did it right your value would only go up letting you get even more trains, all till you hit the wealth point of having a privatly owned HSR from NY to Orlando, or LA to NY.
Which would generate more income allowing for heavy lobbying to get more trains in a self moving circle.
Kind of a dumb question but is it still feasible to achieve what he did and become rich? I like vidya and money but I still need to learn how to program though.
>one man dev becoming a multibillionaire without getting into publishing/sequels
He's probably the only one that ever did it
People get rich from making indie games all the time. Even if it doesn't work out then programming jobs pay really good anyway
He will never have a better idea. He's done
>most popular game and videogame movie of all time both made by right wing "chuds"
Keep making this thread, it won't change reality
>paralyzed by choice
I know this feel, but not because I'm rich.
If I had that kind of money I'd just do drugs, play vidya, eat doordash, and occasionally frick escorts until the day I died. If you aren't going to be productive then you may as well hop aboard the hedon-train of degeneracy.
All his friends turned out to be petty greedy israelite c**ts, the Minecraft "community" turned to fricking trash, he did nothing wrong selling the game and he's right to avoid other people
He should delete social media and never go outside again, he won, seethe
What would you do with 2.5 billion?
I'd frick off to Iceland, build a nice little house on a plot of land all on my lonesome, then pay pornstars to come "make porn" with me.
Also game. Probably give out games randomly. And drink until I die.
Sheet if I had Billions I be doing hookers and blow every day
Daily reminder that Notch is a Swedish Nazi and has zero value. Minecraft is a soundplay on Mein Kampf. He has a serious mental illness and is dangerous to himself and to everyone around him. Should be in prison.
Just like me except I have no money, no achievements, no notoriety, no talent, and no intelligence.
you ever play a game like civ and you get to a point where you have as much resources and money as you'll ever need and you realize there's nothing else left to obtain then you really bored? Imagine that but in real life
This man's here to tell you you'd better invest in his very productive company or he's coming for that ass
He's coming on your ass
Glows don't top, ask your local dominatrix about her clientele
>nigh endless time
Correct me if I'm wrong but I have heard that people with no goals just start to kind of die
Like how people who retire die a couple years later
If I was him, I would just stream Minecraft on Twitch all day and hangout with zoomers. Zoomers are really funny when you get to know them. Stream some other games too if I got time.