Does the Imperium love gimp suits? It sure loves handing them out to supposed "elite" operatives.
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Does the Imperium love gimp suits? It sure loves handing them out to supposed "elite" operatives.
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something I'll never understand about fantasy is why they'd send women that hot to war where they could get damaged
>fantasy
I mean... look at that body. I wouldn't want to shoot at her. Well not with a gun at least.
Anon, it's a pack of midgets submerged in polymorphine.
I dunno about you, but that sure looks a lot like one of my fantasies
I think he was dismissing my concerns for these ladies' health by bringing up that it's a fantasy setting, so all sorts of nonsense can happen. I disagree, fantasy should apply basic logic. Send all the ugly women to war.
>Send all the ugly women to war.
And thus, the Adepta Sororitas was born
>Adepta Sororitas
>not hot
HERESY
Your lies have no sway over me, corpse-worshipper
>confirmed for never having picked up a paintbrush
>Sisters of Battle, South Korean editon.jpg
>the monopose sister superior still has a frick huge sheboon nose because she was sculpted during GW's diversity push
For shame.
do you get DQd if you fix it with some... plastic surgery?
>it's not GW fault, you need to be a good painter to make those faces good
ok
It's the far-flung future, where the teeming throngs of mankind across a billion planets mean the assassin temples can skim off whole ship-fulls of candidates from various populations, kill most of them on the way there, kill 99% of the rest on arrival, and anyone left over is trained repeatedly until they're almost unsalvageable or dead - and still come out with enough assassins to shuttle them across the galaxy at major threats. They can throw some cosmetic surgery in there to remove scars from the shapechangers.
>tfw lots and lots of 9/10s are lost in training
you made it even worse anon
Who said they start off as 9/10s?
You mean they start off as 10/10s and they get worse?! Oh no, nonono WH40K truly is grimdark!
Getting into some real Twilight Zone territory here, with everyone being born 11/10 and standard imperial practice being to disfigure newborns.
>my concerns for these ladies' health
homosexual detected
dude protecting women in order to breed them is men's biological role
>those abs
>those arms
>those legs
I want her to put me in a gentle "the weak should fear the strong" headlock.
Wouldn't it be terrifying to see that your advisor was one of the Callidus in disguise and when you're alone in the room you see her revert into this fetish latex babe who immediately attacks you with her dagger? You're quick enough to draw and you deflect the blow with your own sword and you grab her wrist with your free hand as you disarm her, but she responds with a quick jab to the nerves in your arm. You immediately drop your own sword as your hand numbs, then you wrestle her. While she's weaker and smaller she surprises you as you see a flash of her long legs with stiletto heels kicking over your desk and vaulting over your head. Before you know it, her powerful thighs are wrapped around you! You both drop on the ground and you let of of her arms as you start to struggle. The latex squeaks against the bulging veins in your neck as her muscular legs tighten in a deadly leglock. You struggle for your life and perhaps thanks to the profusing sweat you squeeze your hands between her legs and push them apart, rolling sideways to face her. For a second your face is in contact with her crotch, but you pull yourself up frantically, every movement comes with a rubbery squeak as she reaches for her dagger. Now you're right on top of her, holding her other arm down, her legs wrapped around your waist. She attempts to stab you but you catch her by the wrist again and slam her arm down. You're facing each other, and you stare into the anonymous red eyes of her helmet as you both breathe heavily, and you realize that your erection is pressing right between her legs. One of her legs dropped back down on the floor, quivering with exhaustion, the other still wrapped against you and for a second, that leg squeezes you and your manhood presses harder against her crotch. She's looking at you now and she won't let go. Her hips start swaying gently against you. She pulls your arms gently inward and invites you to grab her neck "You win. Now choke me daddy," she says.
nice
It fricking sucks Execution Force is out of print, thanks GW.
I still have an unopened Execution Force game box somewhere in my garage. Laffo.
>a game about 8 foot warriors and wizards fighting orcs and goblins
>not fantasy
The assassin you posted can literally shapeshift you moron
It's the Imperium of Man. There's so many people living in the galaxy that statistically there's billions if not trillions of hot women everywhere.
>billions if not trillions of hot women everywhere.
amazing, not so grimdark after all!
None of em will have sex with you
not that different to our current world, but at least in 40k most of them are hot.
NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Well frick the Emprah, time to join the Tau!
They'll castrate you (probably chemically) and still won't have sex with you.
Well there's still Slaanesh!
Who would castrate you with a rusty knife.
What the frick anon! There must be a way to get laid in the 40K universe!
Genestealers are all about procreative intercourse with human beings.
But I'll have sex with them
The administratum could do things with numbers like these and fractions of a percent that we would consider improbable, and treat it as a consistent certainty.
They were women.
they still default to hot women in fetish gear
I'm sorry anons, you will not dissuade me from lusting after them
If you want to jerk it to a gimp suit with some chance of being callidus (male), or believe the suit sells what you'll find after removal ... go right ahead.
You may scare me off, anon, but my dick knows no fear.
>you will not dissuade me from lusting after them
I dont care if you want to frick the shape shifting murder-gimp anon.
Callidus assassins are essentially hermaphroditic shapeshifters.
they're all women
Who are then pumped full of polymorphine until they arent in any meaningful sense.
>are women
>look like hot women with succulent breasts
they're women
Theyre shapeshifters who could look like fat bastard if they wanted to. They WERE women, and then they had enough polymorphene pumped in until that word lost all functional meaning.
I mean same reason guys like Arnold Scwarzenegger plays action roles in films, and not roles where he's a weight-lifter.
Glamorization.
Naturally women who would be in the military would be a bit more masculine. That's not the same as unattractive, but the army isn't there to look sexy, it's there to shoot people and get shot at by people. But that sort of gruff realism doesn't really sell, so you get men with bulging sweaty muscles and women with big booba, both without the grime and crippling ptsd.
>guys like Arnold Scwarzenegger plays action roles
>you get men with bulging sweaty muscles
>imblying
i'm a marine and my sgt told me this always stuck with me
There are 2 types of marine
big and little
big marines have bulging muscles are tall and just fricking jacked and are loud
little marines are rail thin, and have deep sunken eyes and are quiet
both can rip you in half but only the little ones ever make sure it hurts
how does that compute? physical performance is tied to how jacked someone is
MMA'ist here, and also lolno.
Being Marine, or being Military, does not make you some magical pugalist. You aren't suddenly Bruce Lee for doing a tour.
It means you're likely fitter then most, and used to more pain then most, so you're well conditioned, but a couple courses in CQC are nothing next to going and training three or four times a week in the scientifically most optimal ways to break a persons body with your body.
Your average soldier can take your average civilian on those grounds alone, because your average civilian isn't used to experiencing the pains or stresses of violence, while a soldier eats it by trade and ideology. But those rail thin army dudes, and often the big marines, will typically get their shit pushed in by anyone who makes fistfighting their hobby, unless they themselves also train as competitively in hand to hand.
Training matters to an extent. There are size and weight differences that practice don't make up for.
>t. boxer
She's hot because she's so utterly efficient and effective.
You think that massive hair braid, or those breasts are there for casual appeal? The hair is a huge mass of keratin to allow for the building of additional body structures, letting the 5'10 foot slender woman become a 6'5 fat noble.
The breasts are there for extra tissue material.
Everything under the skin is compressed down to a dense state for maximum material to work with, yet is not too bulky so as to make detection obvious.
Finding someone attractive is just a byproduct of finding them Dawinistically the fittest.
What about the brapper?
>"suppose that a man comes to our laboratory and tells us he identifies as heterosexual, reports that he has only had female sex partners, and reports that he is exclusively sexually attracted to women. In our genital arousal assessment, however, he reliably gets much stronger erections to several male erotic stimuli than to any female erotic stimuli. (Let us assume that the latter responses are negligible.) His sexual identity may be heterosexual—at least he reports that it is so. His sexual behavior pattern may be heterosexual—at least he reports that it is so. However, we believe that it is most likely that his sexual orientation is homosexual. Such OPs exist—we have seen them in our laboratories." (Bailey 2020 PNAS)
Yes, and?
I like the quote from Heinlein something like give a naked woman a knife and throw her in a jungle and she will be a killer
That's stupid
Heinlein was a weirdo
Hmmm good question.
Would give both a spanking. Praise the Emperor!
Even their models were coomkino for their time. I bet they'd look really good if painted with more current techniques.
that corset thing is insanely hot
Anon if you mean the current GW house style you should have a nice day
I don't know how you got "Eavy Metal 2022" from "more current techniques" but that's your problem not mine.
¡ay caramba, que tetas!
>I don't know how you got "Eavy Metal 2022" from "more current techniques"
It's pretty clear to me.
It's just good sense okay
Callidus don't wear bodysuits. They spray some kind of super-science spray on their skins which forms into a carapace
It is the way of the future.
>gimpsuit
Nah, that is actually some kind of protective bodypaint that is directly sprayed onto skin.
Layer of paint thick enough to give armor save?
I imagine that they'd need to wash it off occasionally. Like when they come back after a mission they take these showers and there's a solvent in the water that makes the latex melt, revealing the pale naked body underneath? Haha wouldn't it be silly if they had to scrub the residue off each other's backs?
The human body shows humanity's superiority.
They flaunt it.
Praised be the perfection of human form.
>Does the Imperium love gimp suits?
Not as much as the mechanicus
I was going to say nice hazmat horse, then I looked at the legs.
The grail relinquae looks a bit different from how I remember it
I remember when you made this model, nice to see it again. Do you have other skitarii?
Monster's Inc. got weird.
Their elites are into weird, kinky stuff. A reflection of reality.
Jean Blanche was pretty into bdsm. He's been head art dude for a while.
Really though if I could have a skin tight temperature controlled magic pockets set of carharts coveralls that's also a stillsuit I'd wear that all the fricking time.
TFW no soulless waifu
Just date any woman with BPD.
They won't cause me physical pain and nightmares, anon. Cringe isn't the same.
>They won't cause me physical pain and nightmares, anon.
i see you haven't dated someone with BPD
I have nightmares about Amber Heard. I have no idea how someone who lived with her even copes.
40K is all about being ridiculous and impractical. Nobody would wear a suit like that, ESPECIALLY not on a mission to assassinate somebody.
sure you would, ever heard of a wetsuit
Originally, yes but the lore evolved. Same as how the Imperial Fists and the pain glove used to be a masochism joke, but now it's played straight as a ritualized form of indoctrination for the chapter cult.
Because SynthSkin is not only highly protective, but it shows off the GLORIOUS HUMAN FORM
It was acceptable in the 80s.
are you saying its not acceptable?
Also these Assassins are more 90s
i just like how shiny they are
that was a design of the good old GW, the one that was created by nerd metalheads, you would not have a design like this nowadays