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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >looks no different than on dolphin
    that be $60 please

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least they're adding the 3ds levels. If nothing else this ensures they're not going to be stuck on that version forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a whale moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are there ANY dolphin mods that include the 3DS levels?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not that I'm aware of. That's why this release is good so there exists a definitive version with all the content.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $50 at most

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even if you don't emulate it, they sold this on 3ds already...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I pirated the Wii version on my modded Wii
      I pirated the 3DS version on my modded 3DS
      I will pirate the Switch version on my modded Switch
      Cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nuh uh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh the shadows actually look quite nice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more than I was expecting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        soul/soul

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BUT WHAT ABOUT EMULATORS? EMULATORS? EMULATORS?
      classic

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say get it for the normal control scheme instead of waggle, but then you can just emulate that feature out.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we waiting nine goddamn months for a Wii port?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell DK bros

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking called this. I'm not buying the next console for a new DK game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean I will but I doubt it's even happening any time soon
      For some reason Metroid Prime 4 took an entire console lifespan to make

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they're not doing a new DK game anytime soon and putting this game on the Switch means they can 'fill' that quota and frick off with something else. This franchise is cursed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >For some reason Metroid Prime 4 took an entire console lifespan to make
        development got restarted

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did it take them so long to port this game to switch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they needed filler for the last legs of the console.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It only took them six years (from the time between the switch port of Tropical Freeze and now)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Assuming its still Retro, there's also the Metroid Prime remaster

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't be the only one who hates the 2.5d aesthetic, it just looks so soulless
    The shit in the background is fine but I hate hate HATE the plane that's being used as ground, it looks so wack stretched out into the background, metroid dread had it too

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when ports were cheaper

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this different from tropical freeze?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the prequel, originally a wii game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prequel implies Returns came after Tropical Freeze, you mean predecessor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, sorry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No Dixie, Cranky or Funky Mode.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's worse. There's a reason people celebrated how good Tropical Freeze was as it improved just about everything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's worse.
        ehhhhhhhhhh. it at least avoids sucky water mechanics entirely.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, the first game has better challenge and feels more like a traditional DKC game in terms of setting and environment traversal.

        The sequel improved the mechanics and dramatically improved the music, but was much easier and the stage elements were randomly thrown together instead of being relevant to the area.

        They're both great but there's a case to be made for the first game being better.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will NEVER get a new DK game
    You WILL buy the remakes endlessly
    You WILL eat ze bug

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a decade without DK and this is what we get

    atleast show new content like Sonic and Shadow

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow, Donkey Kong Country returned.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is game is fantastic, my only complaint it's that it doesn't look that much better in terms of graphics to justify a Remake, and I've already played this game like 7 times on Wii, 3Ds and Dolphin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The volcano levels in Returns are the most gorgeous volcano levels I've seen in a game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad they're the worst levels in the game, with really annoying gimmicks.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not Donkey Kong Country Returns Returns
    Wasted opportunity

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my disappointment is immeasurable

    the game is fine but everyone and their mother already played it and it doesnt look different from the wii version

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never touched returns or tropical freeze because the idea of a health bar was off putting. How does it stack up against DKC 1, 2, and 3?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're quite different but Returns is good and

      TF is the best in the series

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like Returns more than 1 and 3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tropical Freeze is great, Returns is okay. Both quite different from the original trilogy though. Control is a lot more momentum based, and overall the world is less soulful (less Kongs, no Kremlings) but in exchange it does a good job carrying on and improving the standard of levels feeling organic, no floating platforms or any of that bullshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tropical Freeze is probably the best game in the series alongside 2, Returns is on the same level as 1 and way better than 3.
      The healt bar is kind of neccesary Returns is actually quite hard on some levels of the last worlds and the special levels are very challenging too, in fact so many people and journos complayed about the difficulty in Returns and Tropical Freeze that's why the ports have easier modes (1 more heart in the 3DS and Switch versions of returns, and the Funky mode in Tropical Freeze)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >TF on switch adds a casual mode
        >gets higher scores from critics

        What the frick did it mean

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tropical Freeze is probably the best game in the series alongside 2, Returns is on the same level as 1 and way better than 3.
        Wow, you have the most boring normalgay npc taste possible, congrats.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In this case NPCs are right. And it pains me to say that because I love being a smug contrarian shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >In this case NPCs are right.
            nope

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lemme guess, you're a 3gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that's why the ports have easier modes
        all they needed was to make it more obvious what the items do and the babbies could enjoy the game still.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How does it stack up against DKC 1, 2, and 3?
      nu-dkc is shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's better. You're just too old. Tropical Freeze is the best 2D platformer ever made

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shit taste. theyre both good tho TF is the best in the franchise

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think so.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >world 1 vs mostly the entire game
            Also level design blows DKC2 out of the water. DKC1 is the best classic DK and both Returns and Freeze are superior to it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >world 1 vs mostly the entire game
              Post more TF worlds anon I'm sure they aren't shit 🙂

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The returns games have shitty level design. Everything fricking explodes for no reason and the game is basically trying to turn every level into an auto-scroller.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Also level design blows DKC2 out of the water.
              does reddit really believe this?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              DKC 2 is a much, much better game than DKC 1. So much more polished and varied. You can tell they ran out of time for 1 with how they recycled the bosses and the last third of the game is mostly cave levels.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just didn't find DKC2's levels all that actually fun. They were boring and felt like they dragged on forever. DKC1's faster paced levels are better to me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're good in different ways. DKC2's mood and atmosphere were definitely unmatched but TF's level design was great in its complexity and creative and well-integrated gimmicks. It just barely outdoes DKC2 for me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I always liked the mystery around the crashed planes.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lost Mangroves is based on the Bermuda Triangle so there you go. They're all based on real locations which is neat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They're all based on real locations which is neat
                Just what I wanted that is so hecking cool!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I too hate it when people enjoy things. Who hurt you, Anon?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The ugly 3d graphics were based on the Bermuda Triangle!! I love it!

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they delete that fricking pig that screams at you if you die too much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What pig? Sorry, I'm not a casual who died often.

      >Has the exclusive stages from the 3DS
      I didn't even knew the 3DS had exclusive stages wtf

      Fake fan detected. I replayed the whole game while commuting just to get to those.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick buys the same game just because it was released on a on a portable?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >buys

          Making a lot of assumptions here.

          NTA but I didn't buy it on 3DS because it was only 30FPS. Guess I'll buy this version

          It wasn't that bad. You can roll with the R button which is nice.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm autistic about framerates. Can't help it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I didn't buy it on 3DS because it was only 30FPS. Guess I'll buy this version

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had already 100% the game on the Wii by the time the 3DS port was released and I didn't even hated the waggle controls like everyone else, I had no reason to buy it again on the 3DS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What pig? Sorry, I'm not a casual who died often.

      [...]
      Fake fan detected. I replayed the whole game while commuting just to get to those.

      >Sorry, I'm not a casual who died often.
      I barely saw him on the actual platforming levels, but on the rocket barrel levels he would show up almost every time.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its sad that the only Donkey Kong games on the switch are ports
    Even Metroid got a new game

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ultimately, what matters the most is what they do with David Wise's soundtrack.
    Let's face it; people love playing games, but what skyrockets a video game into stardom and "masterpiece" reminiscence is a 10/10 musical score. DKC has that, so if they change it... ouch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      David Wise didn't do Returns' soundtrack. It was Kenji Yamamoto (Super Metroid, Metroid Prime). It was fine, but not mindblowing. They are probably reusing it. I doubt they would get Wise to compose a new soundtrack for an HD remake like this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't watch the "Direct" and I was unaware there was a video game called "Donkey Kong Country Returns" (I thought the OP was making a titular pun about DKC getting remade or something), sorry.

        Given your explained truth about how some handheld DS game is getting ported, I understand David Wise was not its composer and care very little for the game. Thank you.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Has the exclusive stages from the 3DS
    I didn't even knew the 3DS had exclusive stages wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the bonus world was an actual world instead of one level. Retro was impressed with the guys who did the 3ds port so they brought them in to co-develop tropical freeze.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they brought them in to co-develop tropical freeze
        No wonder several of the gimmicks from the 3DS levels were carried over to TF.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least we got the 3DS levels, so now we have the definitive version of the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many extra levels is that? are they even good levels?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        8 extra levels, and yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a whole-ass new world.

        They're on par with the rest of Returns, which is to say a far cry from Tropical Freeze. Returns already has too many levels if you ask me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick? I don't remember the game being that laggy only when the 3D was turned on in like the more detailked levels, that barely looks playable

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's just the video being trash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That being said, are you ready to pay full price for a 14 year old game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I've never played it before so sure. Not like I'm buying it twice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's pretty sound logic... if you're a sucker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did that for the thousand year door and super mario rpg ports.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those were remakes made from the ground-up. This is a port. Different shit, Anon.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DK bros…I can’t take it anymore.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont want to hear one fricking peep from any other nintendo series fan after this shit

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Donkey Kong Country Returns returns

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this getting released for the 3rd time? We're entering Skyrim levels of rereleases.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DK has three hearts in the trailer. Is this the return of the New Funky Mode, or is this just the default from now on?

    I want more Kongs....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Donkey Kong will NEVER be this soulful again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they're playing a 64 but it's their snes versions

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    somehow Donkey Kong Country has returned

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What? It's made by Disney, now?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely had a hard time figuring out what the difference was between this and tropical freeze. I hope they at least add some new minigames or smt to it

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was sure the Wii/GC hagi port was going to be Luigi's Mansion 1
    But DKCR was my second guess

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow, Donkey Kong returned

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game good? Never got a wii or 3ds but I loved DKC 1 and 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but TF is better. They should give you a discount for getting both.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is this game good?
      Yes, Returns is better than Tropical Freeze, but you need a refined taste to truly appreciate it.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was one of the Wii games that I really wanted to get an HD remaster. Along with

    Punch Out
    Wario Land Shake It
    Sin & Punishment
    Pandora's Tower

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >returns
    AGAIN?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why it's called returns, dumbass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Again.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another DKCR release to signify it's time to softmod my Nintendo console.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only tangentially related but it’s crazy everyone loved Wonder so much despite it stealing all its best ideas from Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong’s Double Trouble which morons constantly shit on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do people shit on 3? My only complaint was kiddy kong having a stupid design. Also its incredibly hard to follow DKC2 with its overall theme and music.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Nintendo feel the need to slap "HD" on all these re-releases? It's 2024 i'd hope a game that was already re-released on an HD console would be

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its been a trend for quite a while. SUPER, 64, NEW, HD. Its all so tiresome with their naming schemes. New is probably the worst offender though.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame that they didn't add Dixie, Cranky and Funky from TF as playable characters. The two games play almost identically so it couldn't possibly be that much work.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2010
    >Announce you're reviving one of your biggest IPs
    >...by outsourcing it to a contracted developer instead of bringing it in-house for continued development
    In "retro"spect this was such a fricking moronic decision and it singlehandedly has created the biggest void in DK content ever in the series history. I'm happy the series is alive but I just wish we could get a new game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the originals were made by Rare and the reason for all the filler games between 64 and Returns in the first place is because in-house Nintendo had no fricking clue what to do with DK... I dunno, give bongos or something.
      I want a new game too, and bring back Kremlings.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't have a stake in DKC like Rare did. Rare's DK games have a DNA that Nintendo and even Retro can't replicate or fathom. DK to Nintendo is that big ape throwing barrels at Mario on a construction site, not a big ape and a small monkey fighting crocodile men in a jungle setting. Prime 4 better be fricking worth losing DKC for.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Retro's DKC is sort of a middle ground between Rare's and Jungle Beat. I hope that however makes the next game will keep this tone instead of trying to reinvent the wheel again.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Jungle Beat
            Also known as Nintendo's half-assed take on DKC, no surprise that they have a more direct hand in those two games vs. Rare having full control with the DKC and DKL trilogies.
            >During the design phase of Donkey Kong Country 2, Shigeru Miyamoto sent the Rare development team suggestions for logos to be used on Diddy and Dixie Kong’s hats. Rare ended up using none of them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jungle Beat is just DK, not Country. It's also an awesome game if you don't go in expecting DKC. Retro definitely borrowed its energy before injecting it into the more moody and atmospheric Rare's DKC.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, Jungle Beat was supposed to be the big return of Donkey Kong and it was a side-scroller. I played it and it's shallow as shit. The bongos didn't help either. The Wii version flopped harder, which speaks for itself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Wii version bastardized what was good about Jungle Beat. They took a rhythm based, score attack game and tried to boil it down into a bog-sytandard platformer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And doing that really exposed Jungle Beat's flaws. Nothing from that game has been referenced or returned since. I actually like Cactus King's design and wanted him as a fighter in Smash alongside Fredrik and K. Rool.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Take away the things a game does well.
                >"See!? See how flawed it is!?"
                I agree. That fish does suck because it can't climb a tree.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again, it flopped on the Gamecube and flopped harder on the Wii. Even the original wasn't anything to talk about when it finally released, it was shallow and lacked a presence. Having to use the bongos to play the damn game correctly sealed its fate.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again, it flopped on the Gamecube and flopped harder on the Wii. Even the original wasn't anything to talk about when it finally released, it was shallow and lacked a presence. Having to use the bongos to play the damn game correctly sealed its fate.

                Cope zoomer, it was successful enough that the team got promoted to work on Mario Galaxy and the current voice of DK got his start.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Zoomer
                You can stop now. I played it on release and regret buying those stupid bongos just to play it correctly.
                >it was successful enough that the team got promoted to work on Mario Galaxy
                They were already ready to work on Galaxy but had to finish Jungle Beat first.
                >Successful
                It got praise, but it wasn't successful. Not bad enough to hurt them but underwhelming enough that they didn't go back to that type of gameplay save for the Wii port and that released with no fanfare.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they don't make a followup, therefore it failed!
                have a nice day moronic zoomer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                DK never went away, only Country did, and didn't return until 2010. Jungle Beat was just another weirdo experiment, this time by the 3D Mario team.

                And doing that really exposed Jungle Beat's flaws. Nothing from that game has been referenced or returned since. I actually like Cactus King's design and wanted him as a fighter in Smash alongside Fredrik and K. Rool.

                >Nothing from that game has been referenced or returned since
                Quite a lot did, actually, just not in DKC. But if you play Mario Galaxy you'll see that a lot of designs and ideas were reused.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But if you play Mario Galaxy you'll see that a lot of designs and ideas were reused.
                And that was not lost on me, moreso since I was on the DKVine when JB released. Everything about the enemies screamed Mario or Yoshi/Wario more than DK. I think even Nintendo realized that Jungle Beat wasn't the best direction for DK and decided to make Returns. If only they committed to it fully.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Committed to it fully as in made more new DKC games? Yeah I wish. I still wonder what Retro was working on before they had to come in to save MP4.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It looked like a robot hand when they showed that mural with Reggie on it. Probably an original IP that's probably scrapped. I still think that Prime 4 was announced so hastily because of the backlash that Tropical Freeze DX was going to get and it shows. Dread was more of a priority than Prime 4.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I still wonder what Retro was working on before they had to come in to save MP4.
                MP4 had nothing to do with the game cancellation, the game was already dead by the that time.

                It was some huge action adventure game that stared on the Wii U in 2014, was moved to the switch in 2017 and was cancelled in 2018. The game absorbed any ideas that seemed good, and resulted in an unfocused mess on a death march to cancellation. The game refused to die, but also refused to get into a shippable state until Nintendo stepped in, rebooted the game and forced retro to slap one of their IP (we don't know which one). When even that didn't work Nintendo finally had enough and killed the project for good.

                After the game was cancelled the plan was to remaster the MP trilogy for the switch, but They had to stop at MP1 because they needed to save MP4 from Bamco.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what a shitshow. Must feel bad for the devs to put in all that work for nothing too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It seems the devs didn't like the game either.
                DYKG said that most Retro ex devs are unwilling to talk about it when asked, and the few that did had nothing positive to say about it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, that's a shame. Maybe they're better off working on Nintendo IPs then

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what a shitshow. Must feel bad for the devs to put in all that work for nothing too.

                It's worth noting that the mess started right after Retro asked for and obtained more independence, and Nintendo removed Tanabe, which had been producer for all their games in the previous decade, from the studio.
                So after this shitshow Nintendo put them on a leash and gave them to Tanabe again to work on Prime 4, lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DKC was always handled by external devs.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Donkey Kong Returnal

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is talking about how it's a port, the price, the graphics, I'm just sitting here thinking, please, pleeease let the 3 heart health bar be optional. I don't want this game to be any easier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You and me both
      It was an optional easy mode in 3DS IIRC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'll just call it hard mode or whatever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didnt dkcr have a hard mode where you only get one heart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wish I could have Diddy with 3 hearts and DK with 2.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would prefer a mode where there is no health bar, 1 hit per Kong, all hearts replaced with coins, DK barrel at the beginning of the level and at every checkpoint, bosses take a couple less hits..

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2025
    Holy shit why? It doesn't even look good by switch standards. 3rd release of a game from 2010

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no waggle
    >no 30fps like 3ds version
    >extra 3ds levels included
    this is definitive DKC dong boys

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait to play this decades old game again in february 2025.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game had dogshit controls compared to the og dkc games, wish they changed that at least

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the 3DS levels worth it? Don't really feel the need to pick it since I stil have the Wii version.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember them being good levels, but its only 8 levels. Not worth whatever they will charge for it on its own. If they charged $20 I might pick it up, but they won't.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at best its gonna be 40.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *50

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            80

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So... Prime 4 will release next year, new DK basically confirmed?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is if they’ll remove the King of Kong reference

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch the direct. Does this shit have online?

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What an ugly game

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hhehehe I bet the reason it's called Donkey Kong Returns is because it'll have you asking for a refund within 2 hours

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DKCR is way better than Tropical Freeze.

    Especially with the 14 year old gap between DKC3 and DKCR playing the latter on the Wii in 2010 with motion controls felt good man

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Given how long its been since Tropical Freeze, I wouldn't be surprised if this and the other remasters are Retro's way of warming up and getting used to making these games again and not letting their skills atrophy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Retro's way of warming up and getting used to making these games again and not letting their skills atrophy
      What "skills"
      >open up DKC_Returns_3DS.workfile
      >"Save with compression?"
      >Click "No"
      >Wow it's HD now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Retro is working on this remaster. Most likely it's the guys who did the 3DS port.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Monster got bought out and have been doing nothing but racing games since 2016
        Retro did Tropical Freeze on Switch IIRC so I could see a small team doing this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cheap outsourced port
      >way to sharpen their skills for a new game
      tendies everyone

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the original DKC games were SOOOOOO hard we added a life bar so you can take LOTS of hits before you die
    >oh the mine carts? Touch anything at all and it's instant death.
    What did Retro mean by this

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    port
    remake
    remaster
    port
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    port
    remake
    remaster

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Miyamoto still seething about DKC 30 years later
    What a bitter old frick.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I havent liked any Donkey Kong games, not even on the SNES. Why do people love them so much? Why do they keep buying em? They are all very inferior platformers.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't make more donkey kong games because people just play mobile games instead
    >enter the mobile market
    >don't make a single DK game but flabours of Mario nobody asked for and generic anime gacha
    >flop after flop you leave the mobile market because you realized all your public is withthin the console market without pushing a single IP that died for the mobile one

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys don’t know the real reason this is being released
    >Nintendo World has a DK section
    >Based on this game
    >Kids have no clue about anything in it because it’s from a Wii game originally
    >Kids play this game and suddenly know what everything in the park is and want to visit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone could see that you moron, after dk got his push in the movie and in the park it only made sense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're acting like they starting building the park and then realized that it was based on a Wii game. They probably finished this release awhile ago and have been waiting for the park to catch up

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this them apologising for not releasing a new DK game for the entire switch lifespan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They may as well not have released anything if this is an apology.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow Donkey Kong Country Returns

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Return to monke

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will it have waggle?

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2025
    Holy frick, for a simple remaster? Watching the trailer I expected it to be shadowdropped After the direct like Prime.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they probably just started on it kek. Maybe it was a case of if they don't announce it now then when do they? Can't really announce it with the switch 2 stuff that will take centre stage next direct.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they probably just started on it kek. Maybe it was a case of if they don't announce it now then when do they? Can't really announce it with the switch 2 stuff that will take centre stage next direct.

      The game is obliviously already done, they announced it now because with the Switch 2 coming out in march 2025 all the attention will be on Switch 2 games by then.
      They sat on prime for like a year and a half.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no more wagglan
    the game is fixed

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was wrong with the 3ds version? Not sure why this port needed to happen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      30fps, graphical downgrade, imput lag.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I watched the direct I wasnt sure if I wanted to get it for the Switch, since Id like to play through it on the Wii like I did as a kid. I just feel like it was made for Wii hardware, not switch, which would make the game "different" and easier for me, which would take away enjoyment from me. Though if theres extra levels i didnt previously know off included, ill get it on Switch. Maybe I can get my brother to play it with me like when we were kids
    thanks for listening to my blog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dock the switch
      >grab the switch motion controllers
      there fixed it for you schizo bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its not the same as holding a wii remote

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the art style of nu Kong. We need to go back to grimdark country returns graphics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grimdark

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DIDDY-KONG DONT SAY IT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trve.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy gets it. I blame HDR.
      What do you do today when you need a reference? You look one up on the internet. What was that digital photo taken with? HDR, to normalize all the contrast and create as much visibility as possible. But back in the SNES days, that wasn't the case. If you wanted a photo reference of something, you'd have to find a real photograph, taken with a traditional, non-digital camera. Those photos have exposure which highlights contrast.
      This is why so many older games are higher-contrast compared to modern games, visually. Because the world the artists referenced was high-contrast.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This level was so cash

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Make this sick ass gorgeous ice cave tileset, taking up precious storage space in an already very-heavy game
          >Use it for 1 (one) level

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If the game had unlimited space, the development probably would've run overtime. It's been speculated that lava, sky, and pirate levels was thought up, but became reserved for 2.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If the game had unlimited space, the development probably would've run overtime. It's been speculated that lava, sky, and pirate levels was thought up, but became reserved for 2.

            The biggest sin DKC commits is that every level world except Vine Valley has cave levels. Even the factory world has cave levels. So when you reach game's end and get MORE cave levels as the entire theme of the world it just ends things on a sour note.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This level was so cash

      Yes

      Frick you Black person now I want to go back and replay the original trilogy

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any chances of Funky mode, or any new characters? (I suppose this game isn't really built around it)

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