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KEK
obvious xtard
Wow
>Every second word is now a profanity
Who wrote this? Alanah Pearce?
even worse
Who
A punished soul, deprived of his WiiU by an uncaring harlot.
No...it COULDN'T be...
AT LEAST
who the frick is this guy and why should i care?
underageb&
No fricking way.
How did anybody think this was a good idea?
>burch shits on another franchise with his shit writing
>still gets jobs despite being a grade-a cuck
>2011+11
>still not Anthony Burch
feels good man
NO WAY
>G-Get it because 100% of all greeks were gay
This should get a well earned crash and burn but I know snöys and most of Ganker going to eat this slop up.
Whenever I feel down I remember that at least I'm not Anthony Burch, and my day instantly gets better.
oh frick i forgot about this holy shit.
nuGOW1 was okay.. nuGOW2 is going to be borderlands 2 humor
>tfw no anthony burch
We don't know, she said they all split the work randomly.
Worse
Anthony Burch
Oh well, he might still be fricking up games, but his wife still left him lol
anthony burch
the creator of memelands 2
this explains how God of Boy is memeworthy but wasn't the most frick awful shit but this definitely is.
birch only maximized his influence in the DLC, that's why torgue turns into a feminist
do you have a fricking problem with a little fricking profanity? pussy b***h c**t
I'm tired of all the cursing nowadays too, both in games and real life.
Because god of war was so sophisticated before
gow was always a QTE mess but at least it was a visual spectacle. now half the fights are two bums going at each other, with walmartian vocabulary as taunts (which of course just keep on going through the entire fight because people like marvel capeshit)
remember that smarmy, childish c**t Hermes? now every boss is Hermes
>remember that smarmy, childish c**t Hermes?
No the only god of war I played was a little bit of 3 and the main part I remember was the sex scene that pans away to those 2 girls lezzing out hence my calling it unsophisticated
What I also didn't realize when I was playing it was that my friend who's console I was playing it on had finished it and enabled auto complete on QTEs so I was just pushing buttons for no reason the whole time
Hermes was a boss in 3. You end up ripping his legs off if I remember right. GOW3 was pretty brutal with its gore. There were times it got legitimately uncomfortable. The skin ripping as you pull Helios's head off, the Poseidon eye gouge, etc.
Actually I just remembered another part about a level taking place on a titan, that was cool
Baldur was fun boss to fight. I wish you'd fight him more times, but it was fun.
SHIT SHIT SHIT
FRICK ASS
MOTHER FRICKER
Forget me.... Zanzibart....
Don't fricking forget me, Zanzi-SHART!! rrrrrRRRAAAUUUAAGGGHHH
just like le heckin deadpool
Why are Californians such terrible godawful writers? Aren't they supposed to be artistic and creative?
they drink plastic and corn syrup 24/7
Literally this. All Americans are half-plastic half-"human"
You derived this from a cherry picked screenshot you fricking hag?
Why the frick is this website full of god-damned pedophiles? I thought this was supposed to be cat pictures and gifs.
I derived it from all media that California shits out.
>Starts talking about pedophilia out of no where
lmao
The whole fight leaked you homosexual
The writing and voice acting is laughably bad
>non stop dialogue outside of 15-30 second intervals
>it's all badly done and cringe worthy
it's going to be a sad day when this comes out and morons eat it up regardless
reboot GoW was the worst thing to happen to sony since the last of us
it is a genuine challenge to even find a single bit of gameplay in this webm at all
CALL ON ME
ON ME
CALL ON ME
ON ME
Why does the boss do SO LITTLE FRICKING DAMAGE?
It has difficulties. Give me god of war is harder than your little soulshit, zoomer.
>turns every enemy into a damage sponge that two shots you
Amazing difficulty design
It probably isn't.
Is the only reason you play God of War so that you can stick it to Souls players with your dudebros? What the frick is wrong with you? I bet it would blow your tiny little peanut mind to know that lots of people play both franchises.
>muh epic climactic dialog between the protags and the antag
>Everybody is speaking like it's just a mildly intense conversation while they're doing elaborate acrobatic blade dances and shooting anime lasers
>UH, BLOCKING, REMEMBER?
This is what you'd expect in the season finale of some saturday morning action cartoon.
Dude we had better shit than this
?t=1170
Well games are for children so
>Odin under heavy attack by Kratos
>his voice actor just calmly delivering lines
Why do the Blades of Chaos look so fricking lame in this? The attacks were boring.
>guy who should be on Zeus' level
>does fricking nothing
I get that the combat system wouldn't work on the same size scale as the original series, but christ couldn't they have made him a bit more impressive. These frickers are supposed to be able to tangle with Titans and shit.
atreus sounds even gayer now
this shit is so bad how do you go from Zeus to this ?
lol Sony is completely irredeemable. Glad I didn't buy a PS5
Why is some moronic kid with tiny toy bow fights a fricking Odin? What the frick is this shit lmao
>uh blocking, remember?
really? lol
>8 hours into the game
>fighting the final boss
>invincible npc sidekick is STILL giving you tutorial messages
Is it laziness, or schadenfreude? The devs must know this kind of thing is aggravating to a lot of players. Maybe it's too hard to write the code to tell the brat to stop saying certain lines after a point, I donno, I'm not a coder.
>Is it laziness, or schadenfreude?
Worse, it's DORA
Marvel and its consequences have been a disaster for dialogue writing.
This is supposed to be Kratos' most formidable opponent ever? lol
I can't believe I was actually considering getting this game at release.
I was so bored with the last few years that I was actually entertaining the thought of GoyofWar too. Thankfully I have Ganker to keep me hating. Holy shit this looks awful.
So Thor and Kratos team up at some point? Also why does Odin sound like a dork?
Okay, I never played nuGoW. Is the fighting just bad or is the player in this terrible? For a "final boss" this looks really boring.
hes not bad the combat is just garbage
old gow was pretty dumb but at least it was fun
terrible
>deleted
lel. Also why does every attack goes through Odin with 0 resistance like he is a ghost?
yeah
>that voice
inexcusably fricking bad. FRICK the industry
Odin sounds like a little b***h.
What the frick
The dialog loses its shit at some points
Odin talks like fricking patton oswalt
He's also extremely spongey, the player does several impressive looking attacks (rain of spears, blades of olympus chimpout, parries that get slo mo) and they do almost no damage to him
Voice actor sounds like a whiny soiboi. Why would you give your final boss such a weak voice?
Mirror?
This game is gonna get 95+ on Metacritic no matter what because it appeals to California soys right?
yep, they always love this kind of institutional game where a lot of their frickup friends manage to hold a middle class job on a game with a 300 million dollar budget doing the 3D modeling of the middle third of the axehandle for 9 months
anyone got another upload somewhere?
>Copyright claim by MUSO TNT LTD
Not anymore
Where's the reup gayTRON
>people bought the gaystation 5 for this
>they waited all this time for this
>This game will be an across the board 10/10 and beat Elden Ring for goty
you must be underaged if you care about goty
You’ll be seething about it too in a months time homosexual
I have never once cared about goty, you might be subhuman
snoyglop
how much soilent do I need to drink in order to enjoy this?
Drinking this cup is enough
>MAY CONTAIN CRUSTACEANS
>2600 Calories
Holy frick is that legal?
I'd shoot up a school (in minecraft) for that smoothie
>38g protein
ideal bulking food, too
i want to go back bros
utter dogshit
>dead
anyone has mirror?
easy there Anthony, easy
hey, frick you
What's the matter cory ?
Dropped your pacifier ?
>Why the frick is this website full of god-damned pedophiles?
m00t founded Ganker because anime pedos were kicked out of Something Awful. This place is born in sin.
Black person where the frick have you been thenlast fricking decade, this isnt sudden nor an isolated case.
>uses hag as an insult
>calls us pedos
>Why the frick is this website full of god-damned pedophiles?
Just say you want me to post e-girls.
SAUCE
Source
kys barlog, your studio is trash
Black person
>gow writers are browsing Ganker and seething at all the criticism their game gets
Makes my dick hard.
Reminder this happened with a different Sony game and the devs were so butthurt they started DMCA claiming memes.
TLOU 2?
Yes
>i'm 25
it's over hagbros...
bratty mes/v/gakis making fun of Ganker cakes once again
Hi Anthony Burch
Holy projection balls. Are you trying to say something, anon? Don't worry, unlike Twitter, here we can say deeply personal stuff without any problem.
no, this is far from the first thing that has made me hate California
calling them pedophiles really pissed them off
The writing in this whole franchise is Marvel tier
dickychads living in normalgays heads rent free
dickychads also living in prison rent free we just can't stop winning bros!!!!
dickychads run the world, chud
>we are the pedos
>meanwhile this very progressive poster takes kids in drag to the local pride parade
>tacken down
They are here. They are scared. They are troony.
>I thought this was supposed to be cat pictures and gifs.
Assuming this post is genuine, it's weird that Ganker's reputation on this still persists with some people despite all the news about it nowadays, although it's still true lmao.
get the frick off my board you dumb reddit Black person. you ugly Black folk need to leave and never come back you scum
who mentioned anything about pedophiles? self report much burch?
How about e-girl cats
I made this with an AI and I was gonna try give her one of those horned viking helmet things since it's a god of war thread but I decided it wasn't worth the effort of trying to get it right
masculine characters written by the most homosexualy people on the planet
This is the natural outcome when an industry or institution can manage to survive while only caring about its own circle jerk. Everybody who worked on the game probably thinks it's fricking genius, it's only us plebs who think it's moronic.
problem is any sane industry would've self-corrected by this point having realized none of their bullshit is actually making any money, but they're funded by external sources so it hasn't clicked yet.
But they are making money, you coping moron.
The gaming industry is saved by virtue of gamers being addicted to dopamine and having no standards or principles. It doesn't matter if the cinematic action adventure movie game is hamfisted shlock, 2/3rds of its budget is dedicated on marketing and the average player will be happy to mash square and see flashy effects happen.
GoW is going to sell like toilet paper during the coof though. You know it to be true.
The people who create most modern games have no experiences of their own to pull from. Copying the latest hit in Hollywood is all they have.
They aren't actually writers. Writers have to sit at a desk every single day and write for hours at a time to make a living. These people probably spend all day coming up with a sentence and call it a day. They'd be let go at most agencies. Real writing for a living is honestly a tough career to handle with all the deadlines and shit.
It's to make up for the fact they don't user slurs. You see, your average Gankerirgin might drop a homosexual or Black person or even a troony midway through their sentence but not every other word is a swear. The frustration of not being able to call a gay a gay leads these commies to overcompensate by using "non-offensive" expletives.
Cause they live in California
no, that's just another lie they sold to you.
The air pollution of cities literally lowers IQ by up to 10%. Hormone imbalances can also contribute to cognitive decline, especially in early years, that combined with sedentary lifestyles and the extended childhood most of these people live contributes to their puerile mindset. They can't write. Read any genre fiction book from before the 2000's and good or bad all the characters at least behave like adults, but all modern shit is full of escapism, sarcasm, quips, and "wit." Modern writing is basically just what it looks like when manchildren try to create a world.
lmao cali Black folk are just as bad as chinks. all they do is steal and bastardize others works.
Because they unionized and lowered the bar of quality because becoming a writing isn't about skill, it's about whether or not you are in the California clique.
Burgers are just built different
Because it's a giant homosexual clique. The shitters never get called out within the walls or kicked out. If the internet calls them out then they are labeled le incel boogeyman
FRICKING GODS WHERE'S MY wienerSUCKING WIFE'S SON
All-fricker is probably just some Indian deity.
Lemme guess, Burch the israelite wrote that line.
>yfw you're not Anthony Burch
>Anthony burch
>I tried really hard to make Kratos talk about kissing guys
Why is this necessary?
Video games?
Smug liberal c**t calling out the boogyman just in case he reads it.
OY VEY HOMOPHOBE, how dare you question the narrative. now open wide for your daily ration of extra poz goyslop.
He was already embarrassed and insecure about his writing contributions before the game even came out.
as much as i hate this gay pandering sjw hypocritical dipshit, he did amazing work with borderlands 2/tps and tales from the borderlands when i look back at those games. too bad gearbox got rid of him for the newer installments.
he has a type of genre and comedy that he's good at i guess and it worked in the borderlands games since they were already supposed to be kind of over the top and all that but his place in this one, which is supposed to be a super serious thing with maybe some random humor here and there, is completely misplaced
>he did amazing work with borderlands 2/tps and tales from the borderlands
have a nice day. Taste beyond repair.
>Boy, did I ever tell you about Sparta?
>Anyway the boys, seven years old, we would start training them to be warriors.
>Anyway in order to teach them to serve their superiors, we would go in their barracks at night, and we would take their anuses. You see, it was not gay if you were on top. They were good friends.
Burch is a israelite? Figures
part Middle eastern I think.
Out of all the characters they made Mimir utter such a cheap jab? The most verbose guy and the king of banter in the game's universe? Holy mother of laziness.
>mfw thinking what the writing will be like in the remake
To be fair Mimir probably has a hate boner for Odin big enough to rival Kratos at his worst.
how can they suddenly do this when the previous game was nothing like it? even the normalhomosexuals will feel the whiplash from this one
there better be a day 1 patch
just like saints row 2022 where you are driving and the protagonist starts saying frick for 20 seconds out of nowhere
Marvel movies turned out to be real cancer when it came to writing, and everyone is emulating them.
Joss Whedon writing capeshit movies and its consequences have been a disaster for writing in media
it had less to do with Whedon and more to do with the first Guardians of the Galaxy cementing the trend. still somewhat derivative of the Whedon Avengers so I'll give you that anon
GotG is the one who still managed to let serious scenes be serious without quips breaking them up. I think it was the second Avengers movie that really went overboard with the constant quipping.
Whedon and Sorkin have ruined writing. Everyone either has a quip referring to current thing or lightning fast witty responses to dialogue
>DON'T FORGET ME, ALL FRICKER!
Wait, he's fighting Zeus again?
zeus, odin, jupiter, vishnu. They're all basically the same
ALL FRICKER! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>casual crap that focus on Story
>Disney Marvel tier writing.
I can only hope they re-reboot this IP.
It's basically a soft reboot. Just ignore dad of war and you're good.
Next one, with grandpa Kratos in Eagypt.
I'll admit, this line would've been legendary among the boys in class back in the God of War 1 days
dead medium
I fricking love Americans.
*Californians
Post yfw you didn't buy a PS5
I got one for FF16 not this trash
>I got a PS5 to play a PC game
???
*
Anon....
the snoy fears the *
I told everyone that buying a PS5 would be a mistake.
i told my dumb brother and my mother and they still bought it, at 650 euro
why are normies like this?
>i told my dumb brother and my mother and they still bought it, at 650 euro
so what would you recomend to your brother? 1000 euro pc? lmao your mom smack yo ass bro
he just plays fifa and nba, he can do that in the ps4
It runs every PS4 game. Most of them better than on the PS4 Pro. That alone is a good enough reason to get one if you can afford it. I refuse to go back into PC gaming. What a fricking waste of time, money, and energy that was for me over the last fifteen years. All so I can replicate the whole console experience and feel like I was better than the average moron.
>play any game but a PS5 game
>somehow better than PCs, which is getting some of the PS4 hits ported
lmao
>you can play bloodborne at the same quality it released with
>and... uh.... yeah
wow, really worth it bro
I would welcome it getting good games, because even if it meant I'd have to get a PS5 to play them, I'd be happy just see something good come out, but I just don't see the point in the console as it stands.
Don't expect anything good to come out of California Sony. Every publisher is also focusing on multiplatform these days, PS5 is unnecessary.
Last console I bought was a PS2 and will likely be the last till I fricking die
it released two years ago you'd think your joy over not buying one would've passed by now
two years and still nothing is absolutely hilarious
First time I've chosen Xbox over Playstation and I don't regret it.
>i got the console with no games instead of the console with no games
good job?
I used money I could have spent on a PS5 and bought a PS2 instead,
comfy late night gaming with some San Andreas and FF10
I just wanted the Demon's Souls remake. But after seeing what they did to the music and crestfallen I lost all interest.
>PS5
I haven't bought a single AAA in more than a decade
Only moronic let themselves be scammed that way
You're talking as if you CAN buy one in the first place, frick scalpers
>scalpers waste their money
>sony doesn't actually make money off of consoles, and needs game sales
>scalpers don't buy games
>scalpers lose money, sony loses money
Every day I'm glad that Godp dut me on this Earth at just the right time to laugh at Sonygays.
absolute state of snoy franchises
Feels good knowing I'm not a mentally challenged snoygay.
I actually didn't know Anthony Burch was involved, so i was tempted to get one for God of War, guess i'll be saving me some dollarydoos.
tempted for the demon's remake but that was pretty shit too
ps5 has no gaems
>tranime
Pure goyslop
>*bends over, pulls pants down, spreads asscheeks apart with his hands, spews forth a geyser of hot liquid diarrhea onto your face*
jej
>room mate has one
>it has exclusively been a blu-ray player for the last year and a half
I bought one and haven't turned it on since 2020
I bought a physical copy of SoP and then pirated it
I will buy a physical copy of FFXVI and then also pirate it
I might turn it on once I can install CFW
I ain't getting a PS5 until at least 2024 and that's only IF Rise of the Ronin turns out to be amazing. There really is no other exclusive game on the PS5 for the next 2 years that I want to play.
rise of the ronin will come to pc after a year or so just like nioh guaranteed
truly a worthless console, the ps4 at least had bloodborne which made me buy one eventually but this thing has nothing
Is that a curse word in my video game?
I HECKIN LOVE SWEAR WORDS BROS ITS SO HECKIN FUNNY AND QUIPPY AND QUIRKY!!! IT'S LIKE MIMIR IS MY STEPDAD!!!
So how does Thor die?
diabetes
Odin kills him
apparently he doesnt
He transitioned to Torah.
Sindri gets the final blow on odin btw
Was that the gay one?
he was the blue one
Amazing how the most popular threads on Ganker are always either snoy threads OR thinly veiled steamfriend erp threads. So this tells me that when steamkeks aren't busy making threads about and posting in threads that revolve around sony 24/7 they're on the erp thread looking for some other loser to erp with on steam. So this is what being an epic PC gamer is all about, woah.
Holy shit zoomers are really gay now, huh?
dude i just wanted to play fricking video games why do they have have to be awful and turn everyone into troony jannies
>I'm attracted to girls irl
Lol
Lmao, even
>What di you call me?!
>:(
CRINGE
>you get Heimdall's Sword
>It's not a weapon but a talisman active ability you pull out for a buff
lol
absolute lmao
downright embarrassing. Only a single new weapon in the entire game for Kratos...
New source for the leak
That Odin doesnt sound like Odin at all
Uh excuse me chud we don't know what Odin really sounds like
This version is probably more accurate
Why does Odin sound like the voice you get from playing something at 1.5x speed?
glad to see they are sticking with bulllshit like 'enemies with at most three attacks that have a billion HP' in a game with no combos o juggling
Nobody shuts the FRICK UP. JESUS CHRIST. This is worse than the ratchet ps4 remake.
thats something that pisses me off so fricking much in modern games why do the characters need to be constatnly talking? especially since theres plenty of cutscenes were the characters get plenty of time to talk. dmc 5 also did that shit and it was fricking infuriating
>that voice acting
wow, they really don't give a shit do they
Why the frick does the Head of the Norse Pantheon sound like THAT
Everybody remember Zeus?
They didn't even bother with Odin
because its written by Naselly israelites for Naselly israelites and voiced by Naselly israelites.
that gameplay looks nauseating.
is this really the game normies constantly soi out over? It looks like a solo mmo boss.
Why does larry david have no chill?
>Bruuh liiikee bruh, no chill am i right?? No cap fr fr on god 100%% my homie.
You zoomoe homosexuals are the reason the modern state of art is dead.
Mald
>almost beat boss during boring mmo tier boss fight
>he just gets health back and you have to do it all over again with even more dumb AoE's
>odin sounds like a nebbish israelite
>some twink homosexual with a squeaker voice admonishing you for every mistake
>UHH BLOCKING? REMEMBER?
ive said it over and over, i have no idea how there are fans of this after the first one was so embarassingly bad, pure trash
Gaming journos keep telling me that it's for grown ups. Unlike the old games that only appealed to sexist teenage chuds.
It's not made for God of War fans. They're ashamed of the old games and the "dudebro" fans that played them. They want to distance themselves from those people as far as possible. Millennisois, gays and women are their target audience now. Why is this so hard to get?
then why the frick did they call it god of war why not make a new ip? oh yeah because that requires effort
Because God of War is one of Sony's biggest IP's that is also just old enough to nostalgia bait people into buying it. A match made in heaven.
glad i don fall for that bullshit easly, i admit that i almost fell for it when the demon's souls remake came out then watch a video of it and saw that awful HUD and heard that generic boss music ugh
I'm so glad rpcs3 exists
Didn't read
Post more Galko
i've noticed when it takes itself very seriously and 'mature' or professional, no matter how shit it is, drones will think it's good.
Frick AAA games so much
It always bothers me how they're having completely coherent conversations while trying to kill each other, and their voices never react to being hit or swinging their weapons, etc. It's a small complaint but it's in like every fricking game.
I usually don't mind quips and talking from npcs during the game, gives them more character and make them appear alive. Uncharted 2 did it really well. But this shit is just too much and too unnecessary. Like in MCU movies.
>had some nasal voiced nerd do the lines
Why not just hire a VA?
They hired a Hollywood actor but he clearly didnt gave two shits about doing a proper job
god this is absolutely terrible, the more I see about this game, the worst it looks holy shit
I wonder what went wrong?
The first game was actually good.
Had to look up VA. And it's Toby fricking Ziegler. Who the frick though this was a good idea? He has no voice acting experience and his voice never had any actual personality except sounding israeli.
holy frick Odin's VA is just not the right guy. he sounds like someone you call to settle a bill you thought you paid
Am I crazy or does this look incredibly bland? Is this supposed to be the final boss fight?
Why arena so shit?
Why does Odin have an awful VA?
Why is he just a generic caster when they could take so much more from the mythos?
because snoy devs have no creativity
been bland since gow4
ascension was creatively bankrupt and gow 4 was bland, this new one is just reddit.
God of Boy had interesting lore moments with the background of the world when mimir is talking about shit on the boat, but this shit is straight up AIDS.
Why not get someone like David Sobolov Christ
I've only played it once when it came out but I liked GoW 4's gameplay, but this looks pretty fricking bland ?
LMAO that fricking janky animation at 3:27
Jesus Christ, you can just FEEL the Burch Maymaylands quips seeping their way in.
Freya looks like she's just running around kek
why cant westerners into good combat?
>this is what is considered the pinnacle of the industry
I hate videogames and gamer culture so fricking much
This guy is playing on the hardest difficulty right? No way the devs actually thought doing that little damage was good.
Why does Odin sound israeli
Why the frick does Odin sound like the old dudes from Fallout 3?
?t=27
I CAN'T FRICKING TELL WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH ALL THOSE GODDAMN PARTICLES FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE
Is this something recent?
I don't remember older games having particle systems this obnoxious. At the very least I think they'd guide the player's eye on the actions as they were happening or whatever, this looks nothing more than a fricking eyesore.
They need to push those heckin epic graphics. That's why they want to push 70 dollar games, so they can pretend that they're paying their graphic artists more (nevermind that a majority will just go right into some CEO's pocket).
And then people look at me weird when I opt instead to play indie games like Spelunky or FTL.
God this looks and sounds like shit. I was at least expecting some more spectacle considering the AAA budget. I thought the old GoWs were pretty shit too but at least they had more impact than this. Kratos limply beating on some old man with lame lightning bolt attacks while cheevos and XP bonuses appear on the side of the screen is laughable.
Play it at 1.25x speed or 1.5x speed. It sounds like some nasally nerd.
he already does at normal speed
lol this is MMO quality combat.
I fricking hate this shit with a passion, it's the most boring and unsatisfying shit in vidya
the fricking slide to make you hit the enemy is the biggest offender
So they haven't fixed move assist?
Matchads, we lost
the more i watch this the more it reminds me of the thor ragnarok/love and thunder movies
Another snoy game where the characters NEVER shut the frick up.
I honestly dont understand how anyone can enjoy this shit, it looks witcher 3 tier.
this looks like a boss fight in world of warcraft or some shit.
I was reading the thread thinking it was hyperbolic, wow this is fricking dire.
imagine how many times you must have heard this line by this point in the game
now I know odin was a total b***hboy half the time in mythology but if I'm supposed to play the "press A for awesome" type of game he better not sound like a moderately obese hick in the middle of the argument about wood prices in home depot
honestly the fight doesn't look too bad (except the "okay now jump to safe platform, and by now I mean within the next 15 seconds") but odin's VA is just wildly miscast
next time someone tells you modern video games are art and not just for kids, show them this
What are you talking about? It's like a modern superhero movie which are art
> shitty odin voice
> characters never shut up
> cringe basedbanter "all-fricker"
> particle effects make the whole fight a clusterfrick
> the quality of animations, lmao (see Odin slide at 4.00 min mark)
They didn't even try.
Is it just me or do the graphics have similarities to God fall - like a shiny, polished up mobile game? How the hell did they messed this up?
>UUH BLOCKING REMEMBER?
GOD I HATE THIS WITH A PASSION. That constant audiovisual handholding in games, just like with Horizon:FW - YES I KNOW WHAT I NEED TO DO, STOP TREATING THE PLAYER LIKE TODDLERS WHO NEED TO HEAR EVERYTHING HUNDREDS OF TIMES OVER
>a shiny, polished up mobile game
every game looks like this now
How do you make a fight against the leader of a pantheon so weak. They had infinite time and infinite budget. Where's the spectacle?
God of War mechanically has always been weaker than other titles but usually it does spectacle very well.
Just bullying a geezer on some mountain? I can't even imagine the normalgays that enjoy this kinda game would defend it. And don't even get me started on that dialogue.
>All attacks leave no visible impact on the enemy; something most action nip action games do like Kingdom Hearts or Devil May Cry
Tell me why again was the herolted as "Almost a masterpiece" when the basic combat looks and feels so unsatisfying?
what's with those slowdowns on certain attacks and parries?
Who is the audience for this shit? Zoomers dont care about single player games and anyone older with some self respect should feel insulted at this Marvel tier script.
im a zoomer and i pretty much only play single player games, this however is fricking trash the original god of war games were better
>reddit masculinity
reminds me of netflix castlevania when they had every character cursing like a sailor and when they weren't doing that they were spewing out zoomer speak.
that shit was really annoying i stoped watching that crap after the second season, not only did they turned dracula into a depressed homosexual they completely ruined hector by making him into a complete b***h and issac by making him black, those were the 2 characters i wanted to see the most and they had to frick it up somehow and apparently in the later seasons turns out alucard is a homosexual and takes 2 wieners in the ass or something
two japanese vampire hunters, who are like twins or something, reach out to alucard for training or something, and because he was all alone in daddy's castle, he took them in, fed them, treated them like human beings. he grew attached to them and used it to get close to him and in a moment of weakness they captured him but he was still able to kill them.
the "moment of weakness" happened during a threesome with the two of them, he's apparently bisexual because they one was a man and the other a woman.
so he only takes one wiener in the ass, thats still sucks
I mean he's a fricking vampire.
why are people surprised a fricking vampire is some sort of bisexual sex pest.
GAYS not welcome
You still trying to normalize ironic homosexualry? Watch yourself
Americans can you PLEASE do something about California and New York doing all the writing in media. You have like 50 states or something why not let other states write some stuff?
Just outsource the work to Europeans who speak proper English. I'd put more faith into them at this point then Californians.
at this point, just outsource it to indians
at least it would be downright stupid to the point of being endearing
>tfw no bollywood cuhrayzee game
>bollywood movie
>it's an irl gmod sfm
Every time
If this was done in a movie that's supposed to take itself seriously, it would look fricking moronic, but for whatever reason it looks just fine here.
this looks way easier to take seriously than anything marvel related
the funny thing if marvel were to do it, every character would wink at the camera while saying how cringe this is every 5 seconds, while indians legit think its cool and do it without compromise
whoa, I guess we westoids know where our soul fled to...
>Titus Pullo died for this
It's all so tiresome.
For the budgets they work with, this is great. Why are Indians so based?
Holy fricking soul
I watched Bahubali 1 and some of 2, they're really good movies. Good story and characters, and all the action scenes are ridiculous. And yes, it's played totally straight the entire time. I don't think Indians ever really evolved to have 'shame.'
This is awesome. It's like Indian Devil May Cry.
Every single Indian action movie is Indian Devil May Cry. Tollywood is like what happens when the 12-year-olds making Newgrounds flash animations get enough of a budget to hire camera crews and VFX studios.
I wish more games had characters with the southern states accent, I love this shit
t. euro
Also Euro and I love Southern accents too. Like Rogue from the xmen 90s cartoon or Nico from DMC5. That sort of accent is hot.
They do not have southern accents, they sound like random Californian dipshits
Unfortunately everyone in the west coast believes southern accent = stupid and so they'll only relegate it to punching bag caricatures.
The irony of course being that southerners will play up their accent and stupidity when cityslicks roll by just to frick with them
Women and effeminate males are incapable of sincere storytelling.
DON'T FORGET ME
>You liked my writing, didn't you, anon?
i'd like to see the porn you had to film of all that wiener sucking you needed to get in the position of writing for this piece of shit of a movie "game"
these lips are made for blowing
I want to buy Alanah's game
I don't give a shit about her writing or this game but I'd put my penis in her vegana if you know what i mean.
Please elaborate.
You see, I couldn't possibly care less about this game. The gameplay looks whack, and despite the high graphical fidelity the animations lack impact, the sound design is boring, and the dialogue is cringe. The game don't excite very much either so it's a pass.
But you know what excites me. The idea of sticking my wee wee inside that b***h's vajayjay. Her eyes were made directly to look up yours while she's sucking dick. I mean the higher the ego the better it feels to enforce submission. Speaking of sucking dick, those lips look smooth and made for getting wet and rubbing up un down upon the meaty, manly shaft of a true, epic anonymous videogamer™.
She doesn't even try to hide her cleavage. If anything she's showing off. I've seen enough breasts to know that she's using a wonderbra or some shit to make it look that she more breasts than what's there, but it doesn't matter. My hands were made for grabbing, and her chest came into this planet to be held, squeezed and nipple-bitten-sucked-and-twisted by me. That's a fact, and her role in Santa Monica is only but a mere step into the way of the ultimate mating press of destiny.
Usually before sticking it in there's foreplay. You eat her pussy out / finger her for a while while kissing to get ready but this is not the kind of girl that needs that. Just the taste of your legendary gamer dick pre-juice is enough to get her wet, ready, and begging for the pound of her life. Don't get me wrong, I'm an anon browsing Ganker, I have pussy to spare, but even then I'll obligue.
She will last mere seconds but my dick's impetus will not be satiated. Minutes upon minutes of constant dicking will ensue, until the point where she cannot help herself but wrap me with her legs so I can't get away while I climax and spurt inside her.
After a cigar and some cuddling I'll leave the house. She's laying on her in her bed, covered in the sheets, and while I cross the door she'll say, while crying...
"Don't forget me, All-Fricker..."
post her swimsuit photos
I want to rape you
this b***h must be godlike dick sucker to get pushed and hired everywhere
Do we have leaks about whole plot yet?
FRICKHEAD
hey, Travis Touchdown's dialogue is purposefully crass as part of his character, this shit has no excuse.
Bayonetta 2 was a better Norse themed game like this, and it came out 8 years ago.
Bayonetta doesn't have nearly as good gameplay as god of war though.
>Bayonetta doens't have nearly as good gameplay as god of war though.
Are you Thor God of Hammers?
I like how she keeps asking him whats he the god of. The writer really was patting himself on the back for that comeback moment.
I HECKIN LOVE MARVEL SOI QUIPS EVERY OTHER SENTENCE BROS!
>sony
>our thor is based on the legend not marvel
>also sony
>hell yeah marvel quipping
they can't help it, this is as serious as they can possibly get.
uber-Lefties from California are like 4 generations deep in indoctrination now, you can rail against them as much as you can an ant for following its instincts.
THIS game wasn't made to piss you off, this shit was made with utmost effort on their part, its just that this is all they can do, this is them at their most try-hard.
just really let that thought stew in your mind, they didn't even attempt to subvert here, but it leaks into everything they touch.
>you only have two weapons the whole game
western action games suck so much dick
it's honestly pathetic because og GoW was actually decent for a western action game and had a story that filtered normal homosexuals and journalists
it's funny to say this but when japan was so far ahead of everyone else gaming was genuinely better
>Blocking, remember?!
Belowed Odin in the final moments of Ragnarok before Surtrs fire engulfed the nine worlds and everything within them
I clapped, I clapped when I heard that
I think Atreus was saying that.
Seriously why does profanity make homosexuals so mad?
Why are profanities always such a crutch?
why do the hits feel so weak? this is supposed to be a battle between gods, it's supposed to be brutal yet it feels like both Kratos' and Odin's hits do nothing aside from a noise and a health bar damage, there's no impact at all, what the hell is this crap?
Why bother? Just make it play like a mobile game, the cucks that are actually going to buy it won't care.
Thats just how GoW is. Enemys were always hit sponges and took way too long to kill for just mashing square forever.
That’s a total lie. It only got that bad with 2018.
nah, GoW was limp spongy garbage pre-3, and even 3 had bloated enemy hp
This. People need to stop romanticizing the past. It's okay to call the nu-games terrible garbage, but let's not pretend that previous games were somehow better.
they were better but that's not saying much with how dogshit nu-gow is
WELCOME TO THE OUCH, ALL-FRICKER
Comparing this to Bayonetta is just astounding. Can't believe the disappointed after waiting 5 years for the 3rd entry.
I love Marvel so much it's fricking unreal.
Incoming 10/10 GOTY with no criticisms whatsoever.
goyslop of the year amirite
come home white man
I prefer 1
Santa Monica:
>We want to depart from the edgy and inmature old trilogy and make a game fit for modern times and sensibilities
What they actually mean:
>yeah b***h we Marvel now, woooo!
how do we make edgy cool and popular again?
I genuinely miss those days over what we have now
Genuinely, Shadow the Hedgehog.
You know what? I'm just going to pretend that Kratos died at the end of 3 and ignore all of this.
that's what I've been doing all this time
nu-gow is a bad fanfic
Crazy to see difference in hype between r/gamingleaksandrumours and this sub. Wonder who will be right when reviews come in.
>caring about reviews
Anon, its going to be all 9s and 10s on Polygon, IGN and the rest. Theyll love this cringe mess
Most people love these kind of stuff so i'm not surprised if critics will rave at the writing.
ALANAH PEARCE
ANTHONY "OPEN RELATIONSHIP" BURCH
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE KEEP GETTING JOBS???
Nepotism.
So even freya joins in huh
It's just like my favorite marvel movie, avengers endgame, when iron man goes "avengers, assemble!" and all the avengers come in and attack Thanos!
>How should we voice our big bad boss old man character?
>Give him a commanding voice like Thor?
>Nah, give him a nasally middle aged voice, that'll work
It's somehow even worse than the choice for Baldur last game, what the hell. Thor would have made a more proper final boss, and it looks like he's dead already.
considering odin uses magic and is a manipulator wtf would he have a commanding voice he is not meant to be a gigachad.
He is meant to be a c**t.
and his magic in the boss fight sucks
He's supposed to be a God
Is there any way at all to officially get rid of diversity hires in the US?
>Ban LGBT
>Lenny Fink gets assassinated
>Open up asylums
What will make these people disappear?
Just stop making games in LA, or even working/buying from Naughty Dog.
>snoys legit think this garbage will win GOTY
lole
>think
What's the competition, exactly?
Sekiro beat Death Stranding so probably Elden Ring
Really? I haven't kept up with this stuff so I assumed DS won because it's a movie game. I'm glad actual videogames still get awards.
It will if they pay enough. Remember all the awards the last of us 2 got despite being a dumpster fire.
>he thinks GOTY is anything but a huge scam
LMAO
>people still care about bullshit awards
It will due to recency bias
games releasing much closer to VGA have much higher chances of winning, it's been months since ER release
Another clear example of why movie games will forever be bad for the medium.
>dude look swearing and violence, we're so mature
>time for some QTEs to make the player feel epic
>can't forget those epic hallways to slowly walk down
>need to hammer in our deep intricate morals
>hold on, we forgot the actual gameplay? Oh well, just throw some MMO trash mobs in and it'll be fine
>don't forget the 500 billion dollars spent on graphics and voice acting!
Another spectacular stinker, courtesy of our friends at sony. Thanks!
you homosexuals on this moviegame snit would complain about how bad rain is to try to own the guy pissing in your face
If a guy is pissing in my face, I'm not gonna call it a refreshing sunday shower.
the point is to complain about the piss, not the rain
The problem is that the guy pissing on me is trying to claim that it's rain. That's all movie apologists try to do.
Why did they both Odin's voice acting? It's like they told him to barely try.
Learn English moron
It will be worth it if that voice actor is saying it in his Senator Armstrong voice.
better battle https://youtu.be/rgy1TV12LDc
Sorry, I posted the wrong link
turns out r ratings keep games from having F bombs constantly was a good thing somehow
Looks like fun almost like an American made Ys title. Kratos just wants his adventure
>like an american-made ys title
The level design is honestly no different than Ys 8 or 9
This is the life of a physical gay, you spent your money on a trash system and you need to justify it now by sharing it with whoever can validate your shit purchases. LMAO kys
>let game is bad because of ze heckeb dialogue
I wish Ganker would make up its mind if it liked movies or not because the gameplay to this looks better than the original and has a slew of enemies.
If you’re in it for the actual gameplay this is a pretty solid action title
>the gameplay
What, you mean
>MASH X TO WATCH EXTRA AWESOME CUTSCENE
Repeated for 20 hours?
yeah i love damage sponge bosses screaming FRICK YOU FRICKING FRICKER IM FRICKING FRICKING YOU UP REMEMBER BLOCKING FRICKER for 24 straight minutes while epic_orchestral_battle.ogg plays several times louder than anything else
i actually liked the 2018 game but this one looks pretty shitty
I don't understand, the writing in the first game was not like this at all.
If it was JUST Thor being crass, I could get it. Thor's kind of meant to be a brute, so him being a swear-happy shitlord would work. Mimir and the like swearing doesn't feel correct.
Mimir did swear a few times in the old game and he's extra salty when it comes to Odin who tortures him daily
But yes I think they should tone it down a bit
Mimir's swears were a bit more "off-hand" and even then they felt like a guy being just tired of this shit. "All-Fricker" is also just a really weak insult. Get creative, insult something specific about the mythology, mock his missing eye, his ravens, something.
So what's the ending?
Wow a mythological god said frick, how subversive and edgy. No wait that's just cringe.
What the hell do they do with Tyr? They've been building him up to be a huge deal but nothing's leaked about him.
he probably only exists in a very small part of the game and fricks off forever because snoy is moronic and can't write engaging plotlines to save their lives.
Does the ending has been leaked?
they beat up odin, odin is a complete b***h, end of game, as written by anthony birch.
Question here.
How do you make something like Norse Mythology, the thing that inspired a lot of rock/heavy metal album art. The "Heavy Metal" of Western Mythology when looking at things like the Greeks for example.
And make it so, toothless, compared to the in universe Greek counterpart?
Anthony Burch writes it is how, turns metal into borderlands quip homosexualry instantly.
Is it too much to ask for modern writers, to understand what makes Norse mythology cool, is how metal it is?
How can a game with the phrase, Ragnarok in it's title be so. Dull. Thanks Anthony Burch
thats exactly why Ganker is relentlessly shitting on this game, theres a time and a place for the writing, like if the game is ment to be a lighthearted comedy for example, but god of war and norse mythology is definitely not that, the tone is shit and unsuitable for showing people with this game. shits straight up incongruent with itself yo.
Maybe one day we'll get good modern Norse Mythology game. Until then, I suppose least snoys will eat this up.
the worst part is Zeus was canonically a super horny bastard but somehow this never got acknowledged yet we have this
so spoil me
how does kratos dies so the little homosexual can be the new mc
He's not dying
GOD ODIN SOUNDS SO FRICKING LAME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
It's not even that he lacks grandiosity, it's that he lacks ANY sort of punch. Baldr sounded kinda like just some guy, but he at least sounded like an butthole. Odin is just blaaand.
Baldur screaming MOTHERRRRR during the fight was funny as frick, fricking insane homosexual with mommy problems
israeli VA. Dont question it goy
Because israeli nepotism
>schiff
i know the MCU movies get memed on here, but Hopkins' depiction of Odin remains undefeated.
Reminder they almost made Odin a shitty hobo dying in some ditch then changed it for the final release, really makes you wonder what the frick is going on behind the scenes of the marvel movies
>makes you wonder what the frick is going on behind the scenes of the marvel movies
They been making the male characters job to the female ones for a while now
have these morons never stood up? this is the most unrealistic physics I have ever seen.
>really makes you wonder what the frick is going on behind the scenes of the marvel movies
Who the frick left that it went from a functional framework for movies to an unworkable schizophrenic mess?
>waaah why don’t these fictional gods fit my internal head canon about them!!!!!! Boycott!!!!!!
Did GOW unironically need a story post greece?
>this one is for Brok
Did the blue dwarf die?
Yeah Odin kills him according to the leaks
>killing comic relief side characters
Too far
its time for video games to grow up.
>killing the chad dwarf and not his onions brother
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Brok is gay. Not very progressive of them to kill him off...
All hype deflated. FF16 really is the only good PS5 game, frick.
We really fricking need a name for this moronic, Joss Whedon style writing of:
>Um... He's right behind me, isn't he?
Type of writing and dialogue.
It's a fricking plague by now.
capeshitesque
Man modern western games fricking suck.
anthony burch magnum opus
>plebbit loves it
because of course they do
i think there was some moronic shift in consumer awareness in recent years, where everyone just stopped being critical and everyone now is literally AFRAID of not being hyped for the next big thing
it's absurd that blind hype and praise are fine but criticism and not being onto the hype train is shat on as being a contrarian or an edgelord
A shame that Richard Schiff either phoned it in with his role as Odin this game or was given no direction from Santa Monica Studio.
Because I really liked him in The Good Doctor. I was hoping he could go all out here.