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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game will mindbreak Ganker so hard the sale of hrt will skyrocket

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mindbreak
      We'll just be laughing at another flop again, zoomie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dont forget your meds :DD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eternal was pretty much the opposite of a flop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just like bg3. just like phantom liberty. just like final shape. Ganker is ALWAYS wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe inside your head morono

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they lost their shit with platforming in Eternal, I can't even imagine the seethe parrying will cause

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has already begun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one is being "mindbroken"
        We just find it hilarious how Doom has fallen and how it now caters to casual console fortnite broccoli head zoomers

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers really did play maze games and hit scan, back then. Really boomers?

    >OH MUH GURSH, I FOUND A HECCING SECRET. SO FREAKING COOL.
    >LOOK AT MY COOL SPEED RUN, ME GO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hit scan
      Maze level design and keycards, sure, that was thing. Hit scan, rarely. Most boom shoots have projectile based attacks primarly or they got scoffed at for having to many hitscan. Usually some low tier grunts have a hitscan weapon so they continue to be somewhat dangerous later on while the more dangerous types are projectile based.
      Go play one of the classics before you run your mouth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This guy? didn't exist bro
        >trust me I'm totally a boomer
        >fo sho
        >never real
        >nope, not one bit of reality
        >they were simply in your head all this time
        >what? nah bro
        >nuh uh
        >nope, none of this here
        >nah
        >not realerino neighborino
        >haha not true :DD

        ebin

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate so nu-doom lore so much. 2016 was okay but then they went full MCU slop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know anything about nu-doom lore, you only anti-soiface over the visual design. Which ironically is just as surface-deep as the mcu slop you mock
      Get a clue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but he's right. Doom eternal is filled with moronic ass lore about maykrys and night sentinels and demons that actually used to be maykrys but wait plot twist that was all a misunderstanding maykrys are ACTUALLY redeemed demons wow so interesting and subversive
        it's so trash but devs needed to fill each level with 6 secret lore pages so you could reveal the deep plot of doo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >demons that actually used to be maykrys but wait plot twist that was all a misunderstanding maykrys are ACTUALLY redeemed demons wow so interesting and subversive
          none of this is in the lore, thanks for proving my point

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sorry, it's been a few years and forgot the details of the trash plot. got the maykyr god's backstory mixed up with the race as a whole
            good game, shame about the lore though

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but you don't know anything about the lore, what you described doesn't even come close. the maykr god "the father" was never a demon nor a bad guy, and the the dark lord was never a maykr

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its cringe dollar store w40k. Duuude le slaya so badass and doesnt afraid of le anything so cool

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't making the nu-lore sound any more appealing. It's shit.

                why do you hate on something despite knowing nothing about it? its fricking weird dude

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                /v/

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the same dude. I played both nu doom games. They sucked. I much prefer doom 2. I've been playing custom wads for 20 years. Nu doom was over when it capped monster limits at 12. Stop thinking you're smart. You're the definition of bell curve.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't making the nu-lore sound any more appealing. It's shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                from the wiki
                >In reality, the Father was the Dark Lord of Hell who was originally known as Davoth.
                so you're eagerly defending this lore that you know nothing about?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon...you should scroll down the wiki page past "maykr lore" and read the part titled "the truth". how embarrassing of you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this post

                from the wiki
                >In reality, the Father was the Dark Lord of Hell who was originally known as Davoth.
                so you're eagerly defending this lore that you know nothing about?

                is the second sentence of "the truth" section
                how embarrassing for you to lose to your own argument
                goes to price that anyone who thinks eternal lore is good is a mouthbreathing moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that sentence is not true, and the rest of the section contradicts it. the father was a maykr who slew davos and absorbed his power, as explained on the page

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't rail on Eternals DEEPEST LORE if it wasn't 343 tier generic scifi dogshit filled with melodrama.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                again we come to the point of being mad about something you know nothing about, congratz

                I'm not the same dude. I played both nu doom games. They sucked. I much prefer doom 2. I've been playing custom wads for 20 years. Nu doom was over when it capped monster limits at 12. Stop thinking you're smart. You're the definition of bell curve.

                speaking of the bell curve, what does lore have to do with gameplay? why do you even assume i like nudoom lore, let alone gameplay, just because i point out youre a moronic sperg getting mad over things you know nothing about?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not that anon.
                I just read your post and got reminded at just how awful Eternals lore is.
                From just leaves shit to your imagination because they can't write for shit, Eternal has to write every minute detail and all of it is mind numbingly stupid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what about eternals lore is awful to you? i can personally answer what i dont like about it, but can you? do you even know the lore?

                you are illiterate. read that whole "truth" section before you come in half wienered with idiotic comments like "the rest of the section doesn't support that"
                >The Maykrs' betrayal deeply angered Davoth, thus he was consumed by his hatred that transformed him into the Dark Lord and turning Jekkad into Hell.
                >The Dark Lord would eventually break through the barrier surrounding his realm and lead his demonic legions in invading other realms, ultimately coming into conflict with the Maykrs in which he was defeated by a Maykr who would take the role of the Father, whom the Dark Lord deemed as nothing but a usurper.
                it's moronic, convoluted, marvel ass shit but I'm right. the original father is the first demon lord. another maykyr fought him and became the new father

                what about anything you quoted supports the idea of the father and davoth being the same person? it explicitly contradicts it. are you having a stroke?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the first father/maykyr creator was davoth. the second father/sealer of davoth was vega.
                thanks for encouraging me to read to on this shit lore though. now I can say with full confidence that Doom eternals lore is gay as hell since there are 2 fathers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how did we go from "space marine shoots demons" to this shit?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                davoth is the original creator, the father is a mere 'mortal' maykr that through technology managed to beat davoth and absorb his power. vega is the father, which has nothing to do with davoth
                again you have no clue about the lore, i bet you cant even tell why the maykr who ended up becoming a god fought davoth in the first place

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I bet you couldn't tell...
                no I can't and I'm not interested in the confirmed gay plot of doom eternal. I was only looking up that shit because you jumped on me for half remembered plot points in this post

                nta but he's right. Doom eternal is filled with moronic ass lore about maykrys and night sentinels and demons that actually used to be maykrys but wait plot twist that was all a misunderstanding maykrys are ACTUALLY redeemed demons wow so interesting and subversive
                it's so trash but devs needed to fill each level with 6 secret lore pages so you could reveal the deep plot of doo

                if you want to go on arguing about who the true father is like it's some religion go ahead. the wiki says there's two fathers though, making eternal a gay fanfic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is what I remember from 5 yeard ago, half of it is probably wrong
                >Interdimensional Gladiators worship advanced Alien "Angels" that worship "Tha Father", AKA God
                >Said Alien Angels find another dimension filled with energy and demons that they use to advance their technology and colonize worlds
                >There's a civil war between Makyr who dislike how the energy is influencing them and other races
                >Pro Demon energy wins in thanks due to Khan Makyr and Dovoth
                >Gladiator planet that NuDood guy ended up in contests against the Demon Energy but Civil War also breaks and the Makyr send a shitton of demon waves that NuDood guy fends off
                >Betrayer stabs them in the back because "muh son" and locks NuDood guy up and Gladiator planet gets raped by demons or converts
                >Argent/UAC using the demon energy attracted the Demons and Makyr to Earth
                All I remember
                It's overly complex interdimensional comic book wank filled with magic and completely goes against the point of Doom which was SciFi Military vs Demons

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but there's a lot of stuff in it!!!! that means is deep!!!!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gladiators worship advanced Alien "Angels" that worship "Tha Father", AKA God
                the father is the same maykr who in eternal cutscene uses the divine machine to give doomguy the powers of the dark lord (davoth, who is the actual original 'god')
                the knight sentinels were also an elite guard for the king of the argenta people, who did not see eye-to-eye with the maykrs and once the knight sentinels discovered that khan maykr was torturing souls of the fallen argenta people to produce argent energy, they turned on the maykr-race
                >>Said Alien Angels find another dimension filled with energy and demons that they use to advance their technology and colonize worlds
                they discovered you could combine the wraith energy of the argenta people with the hell energy to produce argent energy, it was something completely new to the maykrs and up until then they were happy just to convert people into worshipping the maykrs as gods
                's a Civil War between Makyr who dislike how the energy is influencing them and other races
                wrong as already explained
                and the rest takes equally as long to set right, if you want i will

                >I bet you couldn't tell...
                no I can't and I'm not interested in the confirmed gay plot of doom eternal. I was only looking up that shit because you jumped on me for half remembered plot points in this post
                [...]
                if you want to go on arguing about who the true father is like it's some religion go ahead. the wiki says there's two fathers though, making eternal a gay fanfic

                theres only one father and he is not even the original creator

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >who in eternal cutscene uses the divine machine to give doomguy the powers of the dark lord
                this is wrong idk why i wrote that, the maykr who did this to doomguy is samuel hayden

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they discovered you could combine the wraith energy of the argenta people with the hell energy to produce argent energy
                pfff

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                doomgay is below mountain tier btw, and loses to every isekai protagonist

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >capeshit Gankerumbler death battle shit
                Goku is 0-3 btw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, goku also loses to every isekai protagonist, by default

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not a single one could beat Chad superman btw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fodder for the first anime boy you see first on google images when you search "isekai protagonist"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fodder
                0-3 now forever jap lover lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                superman is not only weak but also boring btw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >who is the actual original 'god'
                I thought he was just like the fourth lord/king of Hell before it became Hell and was just some place called Jekka or Jekkad or something like that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he was the original, first being in the universe and created jekkad as his realm. but he grew sad about his subjects dying, so he created a new realm, urdak, and its inhabitants the maykr, and tasked them to find the cure for immortality for his subjects on jekkad. with the hivemind davoth granted to the maykrs they eventually discovered the secret to immortality but deemed it too dangerous to hand over to davoth (he had become increasingly a more angry god punishing maykrs for not doing good enough job). with their technology, the maykr sealed davoth away in jekkad which made davoth (now in the process of becoming the dark lord) grow extremely angry which corrupted his paradise and turned it into the hell dimension. since jekkad was the original dimension created, every dimension created afterwards was connected to it. so demons could invade every dimension the father eventually went on creating after defeating davoth in battle (thanks to maykr tech) and absorbing his power. but the father refused to kill davoth which the dlc is about

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most moronic reddit shit I've ever read, God I hate Hugo Martin. Doom should've stayed dead after 3

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the good thing about the lore, at least in eternal, is that you can 100% skip it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Another good thing is that you could 100% skip playing it too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                youd miss out on some banger gameplay if you did that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >some banger gameplay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go play your slop then moron. Why are you here marketing it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you talking about something you don't like? You hate yourself?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you marketing something without pay, are you a cuck

                Lol dumb rape made poo joo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm on a video game board talking about a video game? I think you got turned around or let your anger cloud your judgment

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Poo joo pretends to be human while marketing its slop lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you have some discord meetup to go suck trannies off at? Or some Nintendo shit to shove up your ass?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Poo joo spammer gets called out and goes spastic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you can skip it!!!!!!
                Shouldn't have been in the game period then, Hugo knew how moronic his reddit shit was so get kept having to repeatedly say you could skip it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i guess youd much prefer the unskippable cutscenes of 2016 as long as it didnt include any higher beings in the plot?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ganker is so mindbroken by Eternal’s success that Doom 3 is now considered good
                What the frick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Doom 3 is now considered good
                Uhh yeah? Its been considered good for a while. It was a bit repetitive but was a really good game when it came out

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just wait gays will praise Eternal when the dark age

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I liked it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn this is probably the best summary of the Dark Lord story I've seen. Now do another one for the Argentine people.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >be the argenta people
                >have your planet powered by wraith energy
                >the maykrs show up, presenting you new tech in exchange for worship
                >davoths incel energy starts bleeding over to the argenta planet
                >the argenta people with knight sentinels (the guards of the king) alongside maykrs fight back
                >meanwhile the leader of the maykrs, khan maykr (who has an entire greentext worth of lore behind it as well), discovers hell energy and that mixing it with the argenta wraith energy gives out argent energy which is epic and makes his species effectively immortal (gods as they advertised their whole species as)
                >the knight sentinels discover doomguy on their trip to hell
                >doomguy joins them
                >more greentext ensues
                >argenta priests, known in the games as hell priests, either get corrupted or agree with the dark lord (not clear) and decide to help him
                >send the knight sentinels including doomguy to their deaths (this is the trip where doomguy gets entombed and is woken up at the beginning of 2016)
                >hell takes over the argenta planet, just as khan maykr planned

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                forgot one important plot point, in order to make hell energy (and therefore argent energy), you have to torture souls. the maykrs build factories in hell to torture the souls of the fallen argenta people (later becoming the souls of humanity)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, I can now accurately hate on nu-Doom lore and not be stopped by autists like you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just as long as you hate it with accurately, i despise npcs who hate things just because their peers told them to and have no actual clue

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no no, the arentishiticus hellacionium actually comes from the grimblonscrimblo dimension, your criticism is invalid!!!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                npc cope is delicious, i cant even comprehend how hating on something you dont know about works

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are illiterate. read that whole "truth" section before you come in half wienered with idiotic comments like "the rest of the section doesn't support that"
                >The Maykrs' betrayal deeply angered Davoth, thus he was consumed by his hatred that transformed him into the Dark Lord and turning Jekkad into Hell.
                >The Dark Lord would eventually break through the barrier surrounding his realm and lead his demonic legions in invading other realms, ultimately coming into conflict with the Maykrs in which he was defeated by a Maykr who would take the role of the Father, whom the Dark Lord deemed as nothing but a usurper.
                it's moronic, convoluted, marvel ass shit but I'm right. the original father is the first demon lord. another maykyr fought him and became the new father

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, Christianity doesn't exist in the Doom continuity anymore? I guess all the religious iconography from the old games got retconned.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            did it ever explicitely exist or was it just a reference/nod to actual christianity

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            did it ever explicitely exist or was it just a reference/nod to actual christianity

            The hell of Doom is not biblical hell, but rather a different dimension, so whether christianity exists or not is irrelevant I think

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The makyr ships look like crosses.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are Christian references but are so blended with sci-fi stuff that you have to think about it twice

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some Hell ships from Immora have that downwards cross shape

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2016 was a good mix of classic and 3’s aesthetics. The demon designs varied with some looking like MMO aliens (see 2016 Cyberdemon). Sure the night sentinel lore was there but 2016 was grounded sci fi horror

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2016 was grounded sci fi horror
        theres nothing either grounded nor horror about 2016

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Started playing 2016 today. I'm just starting on nightmare and restarting each level until I can do it without dying. I give zero fricks about story, so I appreciate the inclusion of arcade mode.
    2016 feels a lot more like a compressed, sped-up version of halo than it resembles the original doom games, but m having a blast with it at the moment. The gameplay is probably going to be slowed down a bit by the focus on over-the-top vehicles and bigger play fields.
    Also the tone is fricked. Part of the appeal of doom is that Doomguy was just some dude who dismembers over-the-top demons with his bare fists, and whatever guns are on hand. That was a little diluted with 2016 already, but the weapons still feel reasonably like something you could have picked up off the ground. Now he's supposed to be some kind of chosen one? with a fricking dragon and a mech given to him by... who exactly?
    I'm not optimistic about this game. It looks like it's sacrificing both the tone and mechanics of the gameplay to service an increasingly braindead fanbase who just wants to see hyperbolic bullshit a la marvel and doesn't really care that that's not what Doom is about.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also the tone is fricked. Part of the appeal of doom is that Doomguy was just some dude who dismembers over-the-top demons with his bare fists, and whatever guns are on hand. That was a little diluted with 2016 already, but the weapons still feel reasonably like something you could have picked up off the ground. Now he's supposed to be some kind of chosen one? with a fricking dragon and a mech given to him by... who exactly?

      This is an interesting take. I'm not an original player by any means, but the original doomguy seemed almost a chosen one too.
      He technically dies in the end of ep1 and then kills so much demons that seals himself in at the end of 64. Lemme also argue that his strength and speed were always demigod tier. Rip and tear become instantly a meme because it was true. Doomguy from 3 is the lesser version we can agree about, like the odst against a master cheaf.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        perhaps the reason I got that impression from the classics is that, even if he does have demigod levels of power, the game doesn't constantly try to remind you of the fact and constantly shove over-the-top laser weapons or energy blasts or whatever in your face (at least in the gameplay). It's a bit more like an 80s or 90s action film where the hero is a guy who performs inhuman feats of strength or endurance through sheer force of will, as opposed to being the chosen of the gods with a special magic sword and a giant robot and all manner of hyperbolic and incomprehensible powers that amount to flashy VFX (like a marvel film, hence the marvel comparisons)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Doom Eternal feels kinda marvel-ish lore wise, he is still badass dude but there are some parts like we wuz vikingz and shiet that felt like a complete wtf

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enter level
    >AND THEN LEGIONS OF HELL INVADED, AND PEOPLE LEARNED IT WASN'T BIG CHUNGUS HAZBIN HOTEL WHOLESOME, AND THEY BEGAN TO KILL EVERYONE
    >enter obvious arena
    >shoot demons
    >AND EVERYONE WAS WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE DYING SUPER HARD, AND THERE WAS NOTHING THEY COULD DO TO DEFEAT THE DEMONS
    >enter obvious arena
    >shoot demons
    >BUT THEN... HE CAME. THE GIGACHAD, ULTRABIG DICK, BASED AND REDPILLED... DOOMSLAYER... AND THE LEGIONS OF HELL... FEARED HIM... BECAUSE HE HAD A COOLASS SHOTGUN OF FRICK
    >enter arena
    >boss appears
    >doom slayer, you're a peepee poopoo, I'm gonna kill you
    >andrew hulshit starts playing cuz ID pissed off the wubs wubs man
    >chaincombo 50 different weapons for 30 minutes until he dies
    >mr slayer you can't just shoot satan on the face
    >shoots satan in the face
    >what le frick XDDDD

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is Doom a "reddit game"?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enter level
      >AND THEN LEGIONS OF HELL INVADED, AND PEOPLE LEARNED IT WASN'T BIG CHUNGUS HAZBIN HOTEL WHOLESOME, AND THEY BEGAN TO KILL EVERYONE
      >enter obvious arena
      >shoot demons
      >AND EVERYONE WAS WAS BECAUSE THEY WERE DYING SUPER HARD, AND THERE WAS NOTHING THEY COULD DO TO DEFEAT THE DEMONS
      >enter obvious arena
      >shoot demons
      >BUT THEN... HE CAME. THE GIGACHAD, ULTRABIG DICK, BASED AND REDPILLED... DOOMSLAYER... AND THE LEGIONS OF HELL... FEARED HIM... BECAUSE HE HAD A COOLASS SHOTGUN OF FRICK
      >enter arena
      >boss appears
      >doom slayer, you're a peepee poopoo, I'm gonna kill you
      >andrew hulshit starts playing cuz ID pissed off the wubs wubs man
      >chaincombo 50 different weapons for 30 minutes until he dies
      >mr slayer you can't just shoot satan on the face
      >shoots satan in the face
      >what le frick XDDDD

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the shield boomerang looks sick
    everything about the aesthetic, and especially the mech and dragon, is meh

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/708638370811854848/deconstructing-the-dark-lord
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/721951701685387264/the-new-loredirection-is-more-likely-to-be-made
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/717340895918292992/doom-eternal-art-styleaesthetic-stuff
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/707372396404998144/hypotheticals-if-doom-was-always-a-story-focused
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/712445413752487936/horror-does-have-a-place-in-doom
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/707073276486221824/list-of-things-that-may-not-exist-without-doom
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/707011405803569152/how-eternal-is-doom
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/706920604072296448/random-thoughts-about-quake-horror-night
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/718757862895173632/something-about-speed-in-fps-games
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/727884930344960000
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/744287325256810496/doom-canon-fandom-future
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/713674163555041280/og-doom-art-analysis
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/752924297341878272/most-of-my-thoughtsobservations-on-the-dark-ages
    https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/713448665405063168

    • 2 weeks ago
      Sauceman

      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/708638370811854848/deconstructing-the-dark-lord
      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/721951701685387264/the-new-loredirection-is-more-likely-to-be-made
      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/717340895918292992/doom-eternal-art-styleaesthetic-stuff
      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/707372396404998144/hypotheticals-if-doom-was-always-a-story-focused
      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/712445413752487936/horror-does-have-a-place-in-doom
      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/707073276486221824/list-of-things-that-may-not-exist-without-doom
      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/707011405803569152/how-eternal-is-doom
      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/706920604072296448/random-thoughts-about-quake-horror-night
      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/718757862895173632/something-about-speed-in-fps-games
      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/727884930344960000
      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/744287325256810496/doom-canon-fandom-future
      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/713674163555041280/og-doom-art-analysis
      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/752924297341878272/most-of-my-thoughtsobservations-on-the-dark-ages
      >https://doom-nerdo-666.tumblr.com/post/713448665405063168
      I kneel to doom headcannons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I shan't be clicking

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fats on this board call this game reddit and then go turn on Jap cartoons and don't see the irony in that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anime website, troon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >weeb calling someone else a troon
        Where's your anime avatar fatass?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anyone who disagrees with me is a troon despite them making 0.5 - 1% of the population

        SCHIZO ALERT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to SomethingAwful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you talk about games you enjoy like tendie and tranime shit instead of crying about something you don't like fatty?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=BKvDjn6zwl5_kNbs&t=165

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nudoom zoomer homosexuals still have no counterargument against this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his take on doom eternal makes me want to play doom eternal
      but I agree on all points about the tone and lore, everything in the new one looks fricking moronic and goofy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doom is about looking for secrets and taking a break
      his take on the gameplay is utterly moronic, but he's 100% right on the tone and story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's actually right

      >doom is about looking for secrets and taking a break
      his take on the gameplay is utterly moronic, but he's 100% right on the tone and story

      he's not saying that doom is 100% secrets and no combat, he's saying that doom eternal fricked up the pacing and exploration and turned it into kind of a serious sam-ish thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >defending someone's critique of Eternal when this is his gameplay
        luhmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You realize that's what the people you're arguing with play like kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DSP is Ganker incarnate

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >using a fricking weapon wheel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adding to this:

      ?si=rAubfD-4Wy9Tz8wv

      ?t=8

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no thats elden ring

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else legit worried that it will be nothing like Eternal? can they even repeat Eternal? man, if this turns out completely shit it could legit make me retire from gaming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hope they wont repeat eternal because it's getting too character-actiony and away from fps. but considering that now we have parries and shit, its gonna look more and more like first-person dmc or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eternal was pure dogshit
      i thank the god it won't be like that as already confirmed by the man himself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eternal was shit, at least this looks more open ended and less cartoony.
      Plus they're not pretending to even be Doom anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this looks more open ended
        frickin how? it look like it's on rails.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reddit? how so? i don't see it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rage bait.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RIP AND TEAR MY WIFE'S PUSSY

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carmack and Romero are peak redditors

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks way better than eternal updoot for you good sir

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is more unhinged, Eternal haters or Fromsoftware haters?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fans of both, and I say this as someone who likes From games.
      NuDoom fanbase is nothing but Halo babies and Bethesda shills.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bethesda a producer and doesn't have anything to do with the development or design of Doom games moron
        Everyone collectively agrees Todd Howard is washed up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bethesda doesn't have anything to do with it which is why both games have dripfeeding RPG elememt progression unlockable systems and skills.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dripfeeding RPG elememt progression
            Lmao this zoomer thinks skill unlocks makes it an rpg. I'm with you bro I got pissed when I realized DMC kept all the moves behind rpg-based unlocks HAHAHAHAHA

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm le fan
        have a nice day moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what he was saying you actually illiterate child.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes, and he was also being a raging homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my vote is for the snowflakes who can't take criticism of the media they worship

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. obsessed Black person that spammed the board with 273628373839 threads

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >furhomosexual cape from God of sòy daddy issues
    >captain amerihomosexual shield
    >gay marvel portals
    >giant iron man mech
    >no mick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S NOT CAPESHIT, IT'S NOT CAPESHIT IT'S NOT CAPESHIT FRICK YOU!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hugo Martin himself confrimed it's capeshit.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know Ganker likes to shitpost on nuDOOMl, especially after Eternal, but honestly I think the game looks pretty fun and nuDOOM and modern id are pretty much some of the last truly great Western AAA franchise and studios in the grand scheme of the Western vidya industry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like nudoom gameplay. someone else in this thread mentioned it as a fps devil may cry and think that's not a terrible comparison
      shame about the lore, setting, and setpieces though. would be better if they focused on content instead of that shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like nudoom gameplay. someone else in this thread mentioned it as a fps devil may cry and think that's not a terrible comparison
      shame about the lore, setting, and setpieces though. would be better if they focused on content instead of that shit

      >paid shilling

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone's a little mad

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /v/ermin are like 15 years old on average. When you're that age you want to rage against things. I think some people forget that and take things a bit too seriously. When you post on Ganker you're basically being a child predator.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont have a lot of faith in this game after the Eternal DLC. Shit was tedious and unfun as frick.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim reskin for all the mulatto mutt 'we wuz vikingz' wakandamericans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you saw that and immediately thought Skyrim, you're either brain-dead or a zoomer
      Also youre gonna Kang post about Doom? Game has no blacks in it lmao you morons make adult conservatives look like what the media thinks they are

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mulatto poo joo copes and mumbles 'we wuz vikingz n shieet' to itself

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meanwhile I'm white, blonde haired, and blue eyed. And you're overweight and smell like shit
          Lose weight tubby or at least go to the right thread, Ass Creed is that way

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Poo joo goes 'we wuz vikingzvn shieeet' as predicted, while it rubs its circumcised halfdick

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hey fatass maybe ozempic will work for you since you're too worthless and lazy to take care of your disgusting body

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Triggered poo joo flails around impotently as it copes with the fact that it's a rape made mongrel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're fat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Obese poo joo applies foreskin cream to convince itself that it's european

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Schizo rambles non-sense because a fat comment hit too close to home

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Poo joo takes its pills to keep its rapemade urges under control

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fat seethe is always the funniest, mind so broken to the point of not being able to make sense kek
                My job here is done

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Poo joo rape baby goes to take its tard pills after its mulatto mother reprimands it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You broke him Tim.
            Look at this subhuman mumbling

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eternal is the proof that this board sucks at video games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Circumcised autistic plays doom: inspector gadget and thinks he's accomplished something in life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Base eternal is fun. The DLC is not fun at all with the moronic ghost demons, speedhack tower thingies, and new super tanky demons that require you to drop what you’re doing entirely to kill them ASAP.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this the no fun allowed thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game forces you to play like a coked up sperg
      Doom eternal is the antithesis of fun. It's also homosexual wholesome reddit Keanu chungus gayshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry, I don't speak zoomer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The games not fun because its too hard dumbass, how am I supposed to have fun when I can't even win?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
    ALL I EVER HEAR ABOUT IS REDDIT

    WELL WHAT ABOUT ME???

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NuDoom fans are as rabid and autistic as capeshit fans.
    >Make Haloman
    >Make capeshit plot
    >Call it Doom
    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nuHalo wishes it could be even a quarter as good as nuDoom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only Gaylo nu-Doom is 2016, which is consoleshitters favourite Doom game.
      Eternal is a masterpiece, the pinnacle of the FPS genre, but too elitist and deliberate in gameplay for most of Ganker

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think calling something Reddit is going to stop people?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doom gets popular from the DOS era
    >doom gets rebooted with 3 to be closer to how it was originally intended
    >pussy b***hes get filtered by the flashlight, seethe
    >years later a doom 4 to be a doom 2 as doom 3 was to doom 1 is worked on, but gets scrapped for some moronic reason despite being practically complete
    >instead we get an objectively shitty second reboot of the series with doom 2016, it sucks dick in every way imaginable EXCEPT the secret nostalgia rooms, which they just copied from RAGE and Wolfenstein anyway
    >eternal comes out and is at least actually FUN unlike 2016, but the story is even more moronic and pointless
    >now there's doom but 50000000000000 millenia in the past
    >when doom is supposed to be a court martialed and demoted space marine, who is given a shitty position and just a pistol because he punched a superior officer in the face rather than shoot civilians, getting pissed the frick off about his whole squad being slaughtered and deciding to just kill every fricking demon in existence and shooting satan in the face with a rocket launcher
    What a shitload of frick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      john stalvern waited...the lights above him dimmed, sparked out of the air

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the gameplay of eternal but I hated the marvel tier lore they made. Like turning Samuel into a Makyr and Doom Guy literally being a demigod. I thought it was cooler when he was just a regular dude who was unironically just really REALLY good at killing demons to the point that the demons thought he was something he wasnt. It made it more cool. But nope, LOL HE GOT POWERS FROM THE GOD MACHINE AND HES A DEMI GOD

    frick you Hugo that was such a stupid decision. Also cutscenes should have never left first person. 2016 had god tier story because it never left first person so you were properly immersed.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The marvelification of Doom continues.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Ages notably toned it down from Eternal though so I don't get your point. In fact some of it is clearly closer to Doom 3.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dark Ages notably toned it down from Eternal
        The very fact it's a "prequel" about Doom Guy when he was a part of Hugo Martin's Night Sentinels makes it pure capeshit brainrot

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick did a western studio make such a fricking cool game?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turning DOOM guy into some kinda Master Chief like hero with super powers is a big fricking mistake. He should've just stayed an angry marine.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trailer looked great. Why exactly am i supposed to hate it? If the only thing you can say is reddit, you're a low iq Black person who cant even express his opinions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This board is comprised of actual trannies who post shit like this about games they don't like or that they think conservatives would like. Just false flag shit
      Notice how the actual troony games like tendie shit and Baldurs Gay don't get this kind of grift?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=7XQLG1HjYEU6IFjd

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny that Ganker desperately wants to hate the game but cant find a reason why so they keep making THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS DOOM threads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell you never played DOOM 1 or 2, zoomer.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I didn't get monkey's pawed with a new Hexen or Quake. I don't want that capeshit brainrotted frick Hugo Martin anywhere near those games.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I love DOOM Eternal it has epic gameplay!!

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a dudebro game from the 2000s. sorry you're a homosexual gen alpha with no T

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >95% of Ganker likes a game but are out-shouted by a vocal minority
    Every good game franchise is impossible to talk about in this shit hole because of a couple people who piss in the pool

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we made the game easier, made enemy projectiles way slower, spammed lots of nonthreatening enemies, and made finishers even more mandatory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and made finishers even more mandatory
      The finishers are gone moron

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you make this exact thread every time a new doom game is announced
    have
    sex
    .

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everything I don't like is reddit
    Black person just don't buy it? Who gives a shit what morons on reddit/twitter/tumblr do and like? Your life is your own make your own decisions instead of trying to be a contrarian 24/7 you moronic ape.
    How do you even know what's reddit and what isn't in the first place anyway? Only a redditor crossposter or a 2016 refugee would know, which you most certainly are.
    You will never be an oldgay.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's got heckin' FINISHERS!!!
    >Heckin' fast paced epic gameplay 😉
    >Might become an ESPORTS :DDD
    >You can jump and dash around the map whoaaaaaa its so insane!!!
    >Epik swapping gun gameplay so you NeVeR gEt BoReD of the same guns!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A redditor wouldn't say insane because that's ableist. Please do better next time sweetie

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are all arguing with actual trannies, they target "conservative" games on Ganker and spend their time making sure its impossible to discuss as a way to fight for their "movement" lmao
    Not hard to find their discord

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poo joo closet homosexual pretends to be human while marketing its slop

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else feel like Ganker is gonna have an all-out civil war when Doom The Dark Ages releases? I mean it should be clear now that this board is 50-50 divided and no one can agree on what makes nuDoom actually good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there won't be a "war". Dark Ages will yet again be universally loved and the vocal minority of nudoom hater spergs will have a meltdown

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pretends to be human
    That's rich coming from an actual troony

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poo joo closet homosexual markets slop for 10 cents per post and spends it all on fentanyl

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MetaDoom V8 when

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Davoth is supposed to be like the very first being/creator god in Doom and yet he's some weak ass b***h in a robot suit? I don't get it, I don't like this concept at all.
    Why is he so low level?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bad writing

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nu Shadow Warrior vs Nu Wolfenstein vs Nu Doom
    The great debate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nu Shadow Warrior had a big chance of being better than Nu Doom but they FRICKED up the 3rd one BAD and the voice actor change is hilariously bad and shows where their gay politics lie
      The same thing happened to NuWolf with The New Order being amazing but then TNC comes along and shits everything up. At least the gameplay was somewhat decent though
      Youngblood doesn't exist

      Doom probably wins all things considered as long as Dark Ages doesn't somehow shit the bed

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE HE'S SO LE HECKIN' BADASS I LOVE DOOMGUY!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up homosexual

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shut up homosexual

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got about halfway through 2016 and the gameplay just bored me to death
    the stupid animations that take away your control of the camera are the worst, they get boring after you see them a couple times and having to sit through a 2 second forced animation every 30 seconds to get ammo/health just ruined the immersion

    no idea what eternal was like, looked the same but with ebin movement

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doom is an action game now and that’s a good thing. The FPS genre finally has good gameplay and bosses.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Power armor
      >Cool
      Power armor is for pussies, they turned Doom into Halo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doomguy always had armor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not power armor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly i don't get it either, it looks fun, why not just ignore the leddit and play the game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It looks fun, it doesn't look like Doom

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nudoom homosexuals are just as moronic as star wars fans

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