"""""Dragon Master""""" Lance

"""""Dragon Master""""" Lance

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah wtf why doesn't lance have goodra in GSC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NICE NAME YOU GOT THERE

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the Zinnia copypasta I lost it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have that pic of his three Dragonites standing back to back to back?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, yes. It's common knowledge that Lance is actually a Flying type expert.
    Checkmate, btw.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting beaten at your own gimmick by ohmori's moronic feral waifu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She uses pokémon that didn't exist in Gen 2 moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a cope.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like an arrest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lance doesn't even use Kingdra. This is Morty-tier "spam same pokemon despite having a region featuring a new mon of tha ttype"

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bird trainer lance

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left: Soulless typing obsession, no.personality team because all the focus is on dumb fanfic-tier "lore" and waifubaiting.

    Right: Soulful theming, loves dragons so much he'll use anything that resembles a dragon.

    Iris does the same thing, proving Pokemon died spiritually when it transitioned to 3D.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5 pokemon
    >level 60
    cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She keeps an empty spot for Rayquaza.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who coomed all over altaria?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >still using Gyarados and Charizard
      Based

      You are judging Gen 2 with Gen 6.
      There were only four Dragon types in GSC, and two of them were NFEs. The third is Kingdra, which Clair has instead. Lance was only going to have Dragonite.
      Lance would eventually get a pure typed Dragon team in B2W2.

      He has a Kingdra but won't use it when his cousin is around so she can shine. Her's is meant to be better though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gryados is in the dragon egg group

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based Lance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based Lance

        >still using this shitty noncanon pic from the spinoff gacha game to cope
        This level of embarrassing coping never to fails to make me laugh.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >starts whining
          >n-no you're coping!
          Lance broke you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >n-no you're coping!
            >says the one spamming the same masters pic that's been debunked 100 times by now
            You got mindbroken by shilling a shitty bird keeper npc.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >moron ramblings
              This was me

              Based Lance

              Lance broke you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >debunked
              Cope
              >Meowth isn't a cat, it's a...uh, Normal!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Arrest yourself

                [...]
                >still using this shitty noncanon pic from the spinoff gacha game to cope
                This level of embarrassing coping never to fails to make me laugh.

                >starts whining
                >n-no you're coping!
                Lance broke you

                >n-no you're coping!
                >says the one spamming the same masters pic that's been debunked 100 times by now
                You got mindbroken by shilling a shitty bird keeper npc.

                Lance mindbroke all you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >M-MUH CANON
          There is absolutely nothing more embarrassing than whining about what's canon or not in a franchise as one dimensional as fricking POKEMON

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>5 pokemon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >more flying types than dragons
      hmm...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why don't people bully agatha for being a ghost type trainer but is pretty much a poison type trainer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          agatha's an old woman, give her some slack dude

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Brainlet comparison between pokemon lineups that aren't from the same generation

    Zoomers gtfo.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Zinnia is better than Lance

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are judging Gen 2 with Gen 6.
    There were only four Dragon types in GSC, and two of them were NFEs. The third is Kingdra, which Clair has instead. Lance was only going to have Dragonite.
    Lance would eventually get a pure typed Dragon team in B2W2.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >6 Hyper Beam
    Is Lance an autist

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You get Megafug to rape Zinnia's team.
    Mono Flying also allows more variety than mono Dragon.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i only see pokemon on the right dont know what those fan created monstrosities are on the left

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a genwunner

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gyarados, Dragonite, Charizard, Aerodactyl and Lance are all from Gen 1

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are not lance or his Pokemon moron. Meds now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You will never be a genwunner

            You will never be a genwunner

            >Thinking about meds
            ngmi newbie.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >thinking about thinking about meds
              ngmi cancer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >thinking about thinking about cancer
                ngmi coomerbrain

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                L

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                E

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                CHUNGUS

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you have preferred he used five Dragonite?
    Remember, Kingdra's off the table because that's Clair's Ace.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ig it was too hard to make a few more dragon type pokemons huh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that they couldn't, it's that they didn't want to.
        Dragon was still a borderline mythical type at the time, and there being more Dragon Pokemon would have taken away the mystique unless they opted to shove every last one that starts out as a dragon in Dragon's Den.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they shouldn't have called him a "dragon master" when there is only one actual dragon in the entire game in gen 1.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think manlet master is a much better name seeing as how he got btfo by diantha (lol)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad, they wanted a "gotcha" moment where the presumed final boss had a super special type that resisted all of the primary types of the starters, only to reveal he WASN'T actually the final boss and your rival had already beaten you to the championship punch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He should've used 6 Dragonite all with different movesets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Onix is Brock's ace and he is also used by Bruno
      Crobat is Koga's ace and used by Janine
      Altaria is Wiinona's ace and she is also used by Drake
      Roserade is Gardenia's ace and she is used by Cynthia
      Lucario is Maylene's ace but he is also used by Riley and Cynthia.
      Haxorus is the ace of both Drayden and Iris, its also used by Cheren
      Zebstrika is the ace of Elesa and Morimoto
      Salamence is Zinnia's and Drake's ace

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never realized so many people were upset over Lance before. What even brought this on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kids who didn't grow up during Pokemania and thus would never understand the era and circumstances once again upset that Kanto is being rightfully treated as a king of kings.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a genwunner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We like laughing at the little man with his garbo team lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see anyone getting mad at lance. It's just people laughing at how shitty his team and character is and then his fanboys get triggered and start seething over it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok but why are you malding?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unovazoomers get very confused when a character deviates from their type.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But only half of Iris' champion team are Dragon types. Steven also doesn't have all Steel types. Only Wallace appeals to boring monotyping autism.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >proceeds to get BTFO by two little kids in a row

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flying-type Master Lance, all because he uses Aerodactyl which does not follow the theme in any way rather than Arbok or Kingra who actually are Dragons by Egg-group. Honestly it isn't bad that he was a Flying-type trainer with a dragon theme. Iris is also not really a Dragon-type trainer but her team theme is using Monsters

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    johto is absolute dogshit and introduced nothing but shitmons to the franchise. the WORST generation

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wanna know how you know this board doesn't play Pokemon?

    You didn't even post the most egregious example

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is egregious, but it's a spinoff, so who gives a frick?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That GSC Lance team is really good for being just gen 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His best team is gen 1 with gen 1 rules anyway
      >every single best elemental move and no recharge because it always kills you hyper beam

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one dragon line
    >one ghost line
    Better make a themed trainer for both LMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agatha is a poison type specialist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Come to think of it, does Agatha ever actually call herself a ghost specialist in gen 1?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would you rather have Agatha and Lance being Bug and flying specialists instead?
      Actually, i'd say that the "final boss" of gen 1 being a normal type instead would've been more fitting.

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