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*drops 9 gold*
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what would YOU drop if you die
>human skull
>human rib
>human rib
>human rib
>human rib
>human tooth
>human tooth
>human tooth
>human tooth
>human tooth
>human skull
>50% chance to drop
Always put chances like that down to maybe the items not surviving the owner being killed
>rip a monster's wings out so that they become functionally useless for the monster
>boost chance for collection, and subsequent personal use
> Monster still can scape and becomes tard agressive
>human skull
Pick up
>only trash here…
Chances are when said and done
Who'll be the lucky ones who make it all the way?
Though you say I could be your answer
Nothing lasts forever no matter how it feels today
Chances are we'll find a new equation
Chances roll away from me
Chances are all they hope to be
>1% chance to drop 2 skulls
rib
rib
rib
rib
Are you a Mortal Kombat character?
Forbidden Blade of TotalBlack persondeath
a blackpill
the bass
Depression.
a note titled "to the man who killed me"
when opening it expands into a note that says "You just lost the game."
Ah a Canadian.
a note with this wrote on it
>omg, i think he followed me, the password is 42145 and i hid the ah AAAAAAAAGG ACK
Underrated
I drop a save file damning event
debit and credit card, thats why i wash out for Black folk at night and do the 360 foward walk every 3 minutes.
Forbidden Blade of Totalwhiteydeath
That blade isn't forbidden thoughever
You can combine these swords in ng+ to make the Aryan Regalia
>wallet with $100 cash, my debit card and a relative's credit card plus my EBT card
>9mm pistol with 10 9mm rounds
>clothes
>smartwatch
>glasses
>bluetooth headphones
>phone
>keys to house and an E-bike
JACKPOT
>drops note
>"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed..."
theres an sd card in my wallet with all my crypto keys on it
its encrypted though so i guess theres a little mini game there for whoever kills me :^)
the reward being an amount of money
nasty fart
a rat that drops 9 gold
That's what it gets for trying to eat a bunch of metal, I guess.
Depends upon when you attack me. In general a bunch of handhelds, but there's a 99.9999% chance I've got $100+ worth of trading cards on my if I've been in the vicinity of a retail store.
the beat
{Fistful of Dandruff}
rarity | uncommon - (UNIQUE - QUEST ITEM)
duration | N/A
*In a cloud of this mysterious substance and with a fiendish cackle, Lord Anon disappeared as your [#weaponNAME#]-blow fell down upon empty space. Though you've narrowly lost your quarry, you've heard rumors of a tracker who shan't be befuddled so easily, and have collected enough of this pale powder to begin the hunt anew.*
*If held in the hand while exploring, may trigger unique dialogue with world NPCs*
>what would YOU drop
a big fat stinker. your just reward
Large Soul of a Seething Chud
>Day Cycle
$34
Phone (damaged)
Metal Scrap x2
Running Shoes
Anon's Head
>Night Cycle
Anon's Head
A grenade and 30 kg of explosive, you have 3 seconds to run.
A dead rat
I dropped ladies' panties when I was alive, so I might as well drop ladies' panties when I die, too.
Also about 41 dollars cash, 2 condoms, a set of keys, and a pocket knife.
I enter my second form and start a 30 minute unskippable cutscene.
A list of my EDC and nothing else
If I die, I guess I'll drop dead.
A plastic tube filled with seventy four unique collectible pogs and 1 bronze slammer with a relief of OJ Simpson behind bars and "OJ In The Slammer" printed on it.
>1 bronze slammer with a relief of OJ Simpson behind bars and "OJ In The Slammer" printed on it.
frickin radical
holy shit
My argument
N Word Pass
>Get slain
>(You) check my body for loot
>It was a hologram
>You feel my breath on your neck
Heh...
>you looted:
>guitar pick x3
>protein shake x1
>virginity x1
An HDD with gigabytes of unencrypted anime and furry porn.
I just kind of hope nobody picks it up.
at least you didn't brought any dragon dildo
Am I really the only essential npc in this thread? You all are seriously planning to die?
> Enter console command
> Click your code
> Type disable
You cant' Scape Todd
Joke's on you I'm already disabled
13 silver
$12usd
$20mex
$100 Spotify gift card
1 vial of Isopropyl alcohol
1 vial of sodium bicarb solution
1 vial of Monster Energy Ultra Watermelon
1-5 smartphones 40%x5
1x basic Forest
1x basic Island
Human skull 50%
An AOE triggers
<Autismic Miasma>
A mix of unusual American dietary chemicals decompose and react within the body. A colorless gas begins emanating from corpse.
AOE range 30Ft
AOE duration 15 minutes
Effect: permanent debuff <autism> <reduced memory capacity>
my spaghetti
I would split into two exact copies of me that are half my size.
cancer medications
An empty bottle and 3 tabs of lsd
The same as Ultima Online.
Absolutely everything I got on me, and all body parts if someone uses a knife on my corpse.
cool it with the antisemitism
hahaha
>Bones
>Legendary sword (5%)
>3 human eyes
thanks i liked that
>dude le jooos
calm down chud
>drops humanity
Even poisonous rats have some humanity, really makes you think
What does the rat drop at level cap?
10 gold pieces.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ratty
how do i get rid of mice? i went through a period of time where i was a lazy frick and didn't cook, and then the next time i went into the cabinet by the floor for rice and shit 2 of them motherfrickers jumped out and dashed off, they got some bags open and were eating in there. i've caught 10 in mouse traps yet i can still hear them scurry and squeak every night.
Get a cat and be lucky to get a hunter one, my little female cat tortures and kills every rat she sees
Yeah cats these days are hit or miss. My current cat is a huge pussy who can't even hear thunder without crying for help. My old cat was a wild one who just liked coming to my house to eat, then one day gave birth since she decided this house is cool to stay in.
Every other day a fully gutted rat would be on the kitchen floor with her looking so proud of her catch.
I had a maine coon who would line up his kills in a horizontal row & when the line got big he'd hound me to follow him outside to see what he accomplished. Now I have a tortie coon mix who brings me corpses nonstop, she even wakes me up at night meowing until I get up to announce that she brought me a dead mouse lol.
what the frick
When I was a kid there was this beautiful white cat called Matilda that did exactly that - line up mice and rats and then purr around in pride. Surprisingly tolerant too because being moronic fiver year old I played with her all the time and she never clawed my eyes out. Then some subhuman piece of walking vomit killed her and I found her corpse outside. I think that was the very moment I felt hatred for the first time in my life.
outside cat
had it comin
Hot
Befriend an owl & invite him into your house, he'll take care of it.
unironically put some jars with a few inches of water at the bottom under a shelf or a crawl space. rats will drop into the jar searching for water and wont be able to climb out. its the most effective way to kill rats without using traps.
shawn woods on youtube. mousetrap enthusiast
Since you clearly don't have any pets buy poisoned bait and spread around where they go
and for the traps themselves spread some peanut butter in them, smells lures them and its harder to eat so they are more likely to stay around the trap
stop letting them in
You need to find the way they're getting in and block it off. Killing them isn't going to stop them from entering.
literally none of the answers ITT will help you in the long wrong.
The true problem is your house has openings that let mice in. Either through a vent tube, the crawl space, or a cracked sewer pipe.
You either need to hire professionals or if you're a cheap frick do an inspection on your own and seal any openings with a metal wire mesh so the little Black folk never come in again.
If they've gotten inside your walls? You're fricked and everything inside your walls is fricked. You need to call a professional exterminator, you won't be able to do it yourself.
>drops 2 copper
I wanna hilt in a fatbottom goblin girl and slamplap her until she drops exp
>self tamed rat 2s inside my colony
>Mogs your pets
Why rat is bad again?
>Dies in a year
Most pets get abandoned in this timespan
That's a plus if anything
destroy produce unfortunately, literally everywhere has a rat problem
>Filthy
>Dies in a year or two
>Absolutely shit and pissed on that person in the gif
>Does fricking nothing positive outside of be food for other animals
>Chew through fricking everything
>Loud as frick
>Carry diseases that require expensive treatment or vaccination to keep them from spreading to (You)
>Garbage health and prone to tumors, cancer, URIs, and going blind within 6 months of birth
>Temperamental as frick if you have more than one
I worked at a pet store and I hated these degusting pieces of living feces. Every other animal was fine, but frick rats, such a useless thing to have as a pet.
it worrying that theyre prone to getting sick but considered genetically similar enough to humans to do tests on
That's specifically Mice. Rats are only used in behavioral studies.
Bogpill me on Mouse vs. Rat difference
People who love pest animals like rats, possums and frogs has the brain rotten by the internet that makes them think these animal are cute and will be awesome to have as a pet
Nice timing captcha
>Pest
>Frogs
Black person, it’s the fact we don’t live in the 3rd world.
Just make a quick search, they are pest in most countries
Don't care about the noise, kinda liked. And I know every animal is important in every ecosystem but when you see a frog shit their guts (literally) in your house and in your pets wather multiple times you will grow a certain hatred
>ESL complains about animals he knows nothing about in a language he knows nothing about
> when you see a frog shit their guts (literally) in your house
Wat?
Frogs are not pests, and are not classified as pests by anyone. They eat bugs by the bucket every month. Having them around solves tons of problems, they're just loud.
We only eat snails for Christmas and aren't loud
tu mangeras les insectes et tu seras heureux
Oh shit I thought it was another gif with a rat in hand
smell
Jews drop gold when killed, yes
I never understood this meme untis someone explained to me that zoomers are too young to know what RPG with dungeons are, so the idea of rats owning swords and gold is peak random humor to them
look up pest bounties morons
cities have historically been paying vermin exterminators per kill
>The Bard, having slain the random wolf, found that it had digested not only the contents of a small treasury, but also various household goods.
what a great game
I think the Trails series did it pretty well, all monsters drop magic rocks instead which you can then cash in.
>kill 9 gold
>drops rat
I laughed too hard at this.
I’ve never seen one living in Alberta. They seem cute and relatable.
>They seem cute and relatable.
They are biologically incontinent and must chew 3-4 hours a day to keep their teeth from growing too much. If you relate to that then so be it. I hate them.
zamn, lil homie be droppin dem fat 70lvl+ wotlk loots 4 real we farmin gud 2nite boy5
>drops a suit of human-sized full plate armor
>mfw poeple are still playing the PS3 version of dark souls I & II online
I really thought the servers would be dead like demon's soul but both are semi-alive & active........
The DeS servers would also be alive and used if Sony didnt pull the plug.
I hate when fantasy games use gold fricking coins as the most basic currency. How much is that basic iron sword, why its 500 GOLD COINS, okay shopkeep here is a 53lb bag with 500 GOLD FRICKING COINS in it.
> That will be 1 Guinea, 3 Broads, a Half-Laurel, 5 Marks, 2 Angels, 1 Double Florin, 7 Groats, a Sixpence, 12 Halfpennies and 27 Farthings.
>Can I just pay you 500 GOLD COINS?
>Legally I have to give you change sir and were all out.
Yes, I would prefer that.
What game was this again? Thought it was bizarre especially as it wasn’t even. 100 bronze was a silver but only 24 silver was a gold or something like that.
No idea what game, but that's how a lot of RPGs used to be because of early editions of DnD.
You are right, think it was Solista
That picture is from The Temple of Elemental Evil
i liked darklands system. I like the way groschen and pfenniges sounds.
you Black folk are all right sometimes
When I played POE Deadfire I really liked how there were multiple currencies and a few coins of each currency in the game and looting them just added to your money count, presumably tracked by the primary currency of the area. Was nice noticing what everything was worth.
Ahh path of exile. Home.
well obviously you have gold coins denoting 100G or something. you dont have 500 coins.
Gold coins are usually only weigh 1oz, 500 coins would only be 42 and 2/3 lbs not 53lbs.
Not my fault you invented 10 and 1/3rd extra lbs out of nowhere, moron.
Ye olde central bank debased the currency they are just .1% gold alloy now
>"Innkeep I'd like a room and a warm meal, some ale, and a woman delivered to that room in an hour. "
>Takes out a single gold coins and flicks it at the Innkeep
>Innkeep grabs the coin in midair with both hands
>Stares at it in awe for a few seconds
>Tests it by biting it to make sure its real
>"YES , you'll be needing anything else milordship?"
>Just make sure the woman has bathed before sending her up.
>"Of course, yerlordship."
>make sure she's BATHED
Homosexual.
> Not taking a bath with dirty woman
>not liking the way girls stink
Yeah man, just get that girl straight from the barn after milking the cows, you'll love how she smells.
>drops a shard of the elden ring
>maybe... we are the true Dark Souls™...
i always cried in that scene
if thats how it worked rats would have been wiped out
>drops a ring of acid that applies percentage based DoT damage that CAN and WILL kill you
thanks
Why aren’t there any RPGs where you can kill sharks and find weird stuff in their belly?
Don't fricking remind me.