>Dude just autistically replay the level until you memorize each room layout to get a P Rank.
Absolute fricking trash.
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>Dude just autistically replay the level until you memorize each room layout to get a P Rank.
This game is just the next fnaf, undertale, friday night funking etc etc. regardless
Those games have a fanbase. Pizza tower only has a discord.
Pizza Tower discord shut down months ago dude, keep up
So do we have confirmation the dev has sudoku'd? I just hope the lil guy is in a better place. I feel terrible for how his last few days here were.
QRD?
>exiled to /vg/
>discord shut down
>dev stopped his shilling
Odds are the guy killed himself.
he literally posts on twitter and he released a halloween update
do you lack object permanence? is anything not in your line of sight dead?
no, he simply milked Ganker and discord enough to be successful and he no longer needs to play along. there's a screenshot of him saying he's willing to pander to anyone including "Ganker edgelords" or something like that
If that is true it is not surprising. McPig is a Quebecker, which are mostly refereed to as the Serbians of Canada, so it is not much of a shock.
>Pizza Tower released
>getting popular
>Keep Saying It gay makes a video about it
>Dev immediately realizes this'll be too big to deal with and doesn't want to be associated with any of the bullshit large Discords deal with(i.e. child grooming) so he says frick it and closes it down since it's not worth the hassle.
Also some homosexual tried to cancel him because of the Indian cheeseslimes with some of the most pathetic reasons imaginable including saying he was a racist bigot for listening to Twinsanity's OST
the fact that even twitter wasn't buying that homosexual's limp-wrist cancel attempt is the hilarity icing on the cake
no, the dev shut down the discord because he hated it
>no, the dev shut down the discord because he hated it
based. fan discords run by the dev can only bring ruination to the game in question
people were also raiding the discord posting pizza
his mods were understaffed to deal with it
Lol, where have you been? Pizza Tower is extremely popular.
could you be even blacker? I don't think so
He might always be a Black person but you will never be a woman, discordtroony
At least is not owned by a certain western lady (besides fnaf which is safe.)
Does it really have any serious lore going on?
Not really, Peppino was a war vet (more funny than anything else) and was in a Mario land 2 type game as the villain and little pizzahead as the hero
McPig confirmed that Peppino isn't actually a war vet but he still believes that he is
All of those games have different appeals
fnaf isnt even a game shut up
still not good thoughbeittheless
>Zoomer realizes sonic games arent hated because they are bad but because they are arcade games
Love to see it
I did this for the Mega Man Zero games and had fun
Ok snoy
You don't have to get the P rank. I just collected all the ingredients and hidden food in each level and decided that was enough. P rank is for people who LOVE the game more than the average person. It's like trying to get all the S ranks in Sonic Adventure 2, who gives a shit.
agreed
also sauce?
NTA but the reverse search pulled up proper results
Tsunomaki Watame
>You don't have to get the P rank.
pretty sure there are cheevos tied to p ranking so yes if you want to complete the game you have to do p ranking
>cheevos
Why do you need cheevos?
Why not play the game because you find it fun?
Why do you need a carrot dangled in front of you to get the sensation like you actually did something productive?
Achievements are only for the truly braindead and truly addicted
still optional Its your fault you are autistic and have to complete every arbitrary challenge put in the game.
>cheevos
Frick off, zoomer
Sneed
Mindless moron
Mario Sunshine is one of my favorite games ever and I didn't do the blue coin bullshit. Who cares
Do you have like two games on your Steam account? Or did you get 100% of the achievements for every single game you purchased or pirated on your account?
>cheevos
>completing game
This is coming from an ex-trophygay, you're a complete moron anon.
>you have to actually be good at a game to complete it and get all the achievements
NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!
the game is legit mediocre without P-ranking tho. And with it. It's just tedious.
I love how Ganker makes fun of and constantly shits on speedrunners but when a game they like is literally that, suddenly it's ironic posting "Wait? So you're telling me I have to play the game to get good at it??? DOH! I'm so smart for pointing this out ironically!!!"
I'd say the fun is in the learning of the P rank but once you hit it, that level essentially ends up something you never want to replay due to you mastering it completely that and all the replays you do of it
so its bad if you play it for fun and bad if you try to get good at it? just say you think the game sucks you pseudo-intellectual homosexual
>Ganker needs me to spoonfeed them the conclusion even though you can easily follow it from what I'm saying??
>this is apparently psuedointellectual????
I'll simply never understand this place. I can only chock it up to mentally ill logic. Literally impossible to have any discussion on here without somebody having the most arbitrary problem with it ever.
nice cope homosexual, you still look like a moron trying to act smart.
nice meme, now arrest yourself sperg.
>I love how Ganker makes fun of and constantly shits on speedrunners
autismrunners take it way, way farther that a non-autist ever would
>exploiting 1-frame windows
>studying and exploiting AI behavior
>manipulating RNG to obtain extremely contrived outcomes
>setting up complex chains of events that no one could foresee without inhuman amounts of practice
>dying ot save time
>facetanking shots and enemies and rationing healing items to shave off a few seconds
>etc.
>It's like trying to get all the S ranks in Sonic Adventure 2, who gives a shit.
to be fair the reward for that is pretty based.
A ranks. SA2 doesn't have S ranks.
>Dude just autistically practice the game until you get good at it
Do gamers really??
Ok xbot
>dude just keep practicing to get a perfect score
Black person what is the point you're trying to make? are you mad that it's gonna take some time to get those steam achievements?
Never play a game made before the year 2000, OP.
if you want a game that's pleasant only once, go play a sony game.
Oh boy, here I go!
>WAAAAAAH MOMMY MOMMY WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES MOMMY I WANT GAMES THAT PLAY THEMSELVES SO I CAN WATCH MY 40 HOUR ANALYSIS OF A PERSONA 5 CHARACTER WITHOUT INTERRUPTIONS!!!
The Persona games really are shit
piss tower dev is the biggest lolcow on the website and we have cwc threads.
filtered
You don't have to get P rank.
You only ever should aim for those type of things if you're having _____FUN_____
I just beat the final boss then moved on.
I don't understand why do zoomers worship these poorly designed platforming games.
Jumper 2 is the better game, and free
>poorly designed
Why? If you manage to give 2 reasons why spike platformers are bad you will be the first one to do it. If anyone like you says why you wouldn't suck its dick if it had the Nintendo logo on it you will also be the first one on the planet to do it.
Unironic skill issue
>bigot tower
this ain't pokemon clover.
>people gossiping about Pizza Tower drama literally don't even know there was a Halloween update
>people gossiping about Pizza Tower drama literally don't even know McPig is seemingly working on a Playable Noise update judging from the Pizza Tower Twitter putting the spotlight on Noise
>mfw either way there's probably going to be a Christmas update and Grinch-adjacent kino will make a comeback
I'm wondering how the noise will play, that beta pogo shit seems like it'll get really fricking annoying in the heat of the moment
excited for the christmas update, especially from what dataminers have gathered
>from what dataminers have gathered
care to spill the beans?
Some assets related to collectables for Mr Stick were found in the Halloween update.
I theorize you will be able to play as him ala Gustavo as the secondary character for the Noise.
Are we going to have to replay every level looking for the christmas shit? I really didn't like that pumpkin hunt shit
The pumpkin hunt and it's "bonus" level was rework-tier bad. McPig is losing grasp on what made the game good to begin with.
Bonus level was so bad he didn't even add the fricking signs explanations he forgot to explain first time around until later
also assets for goblin themed stage items like keys, cages, and sprites for a goblin follower ala toppins/gerome
>pizza tower drama
Theres literally non unless youre a contrarian schizo from this shithole
Ganker hates being reminded they could be millionaires if they mastered a skill
>Playable Noise update
That can only mean one thing...
peppino boss fight on floor 3
Nah it's obviously going to be the Doise
Sorry to ruin your fun, but the replacement has already been confirmed to be a kid's fan recolor OC: The Doise. His boss portrait sprites are even in the game's files.
He also appears as background decor in Pizzascare
well I guess it'll be time to give him a doise of his own medicine ha ha
>Sorry to ruin your fun, but the replacement has already been confirmed to be a kid's fan recolor OC: The Doise.
soulless
You could just not p rank. Its ok no ones going to laugh at youre small peepee
should i buy pizza tower or wait for winter seal
You know you could just play it for fun right and put it down P ranks just a fun bonus challenge.
>I deserve max rank in one playthrough
>I should see all "content" in one playthrough
I hate zoomers. Ruined gaming.
Just wait for Antonblast to come out
Tried the demo and it was considerably more fun than what Pizza Tower devolved into and does a way better job of capturing the feel of Wario Land
>Antonblast
This homie wants to slurp down diarrhea doodoo lmaoooo
anton blast is a visual mess and the levels are way too long in a bad way, especially since all the rooms look the same.
There is no satisfaction from pulling off long combos and the bounce jump is atrociously slow
>the feel of Wario Land
the good ones (3 and VB) or 4?
Based taste in WW games
It takes a lot of queues from VB, even having the gimmick of jumping between layers, but it does have the escape sequence at the end of levels of 4, with a few secrets only being explorable on the way out
Thanks for the Pizza Tower thread!
game is good. the fans get a little.. undertale-ish, but don't let that deter you.
Any custom levels worth checking out? Golf 2 looks autistically hard, but fun
The combo meter gives you a lot of leeway to make mistakes, you don't have to autistically replay the level to get good at it
>Dude just autistically replay the level until you memorize each room layout to get a P Rank.
Funny enough I'm autistic and this is one of the reasons why I enjoy this game.
you can look at p rank runs on youtube dummy just do what they do and win
>Dude just autistically recook the recipe until you memorize the steps to make a good meal
Absolute fricking trash.
I cook multiple times a week and I'm not about to say I don't enjoy cooking but this doesn't make cooking more fun in any fricking way.
It makes everything feel proportionally worse the further away you get from that time you made it exactly how you wanted.
So now I'm an butthole for liking Dustforce?
sounds like someone is mad they can't get the highest score without practice
Sounds like you're just bad at video games.
no one will notice me saying mushroom a best
>worst level in the game
>has one of the best songs ost
this sounds like music from a shitty genesis game
that's because fits the level setting.
It doesn't, because 16-bit music was almost never 2 minutes long, with that level of variety and structure. Maybe if you're talking about CD games.
>5
You're definitely right but I can see what he's talking about with that bassline
>just autistically replay the level until you memorize each room layout to get a P Rank.
you just described time-attack. if you're too much of a pansy, feel free to ignore it. it's not like you're missing anything for not getting it.
What a good game, I wish there was a Pizza Tower 2
Oh my God why did you guys corrupt Pizza tower conversations with all your political talk!? You are a guy who fights evil toppings to prevent his resturant from exploding. This is cartoon shit and trying to shove some stupid political angle is as moronic as an anglerfish
>he doesn't see the socio-economic message in a small business owner rising up to defeat a powerful franchise magnate
But there isn't any economic discussion here.
I mean the way I saw it is that both of them are failing, but Peppino is failing slightly less and Pizzahead views his failing as Peppino's fault whereas Peppino while being annoyed doesn't blame anyone for it until someone literally threatens to blow it up.
>Oh my God why did you guys corrupt Pizza tower conversations with all your political talk!?
>bigot tower
Peppinos controls are fun asf and most of the levels are well crafted. I enjoyed going for P rank on at least half of the levels. Some levels are a one and done with P ranking though.
dont mind me, just posting the worst level in the game over here
>dude you HAVE to get the P ranks
>you CAN'T just play the game for fun, if you don't get the P ranks im coming to your house and RAPING you, you don't understand, you fricking HAVE to get the P ranks