>durrr durrr durrr we’re not going to put a single tutorial in our shitty game
>wanna play our game? go watch 3 hours of youtube videos first!
why is every single video game moronic? every single one.
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>durrr hurr I can't figure out how to play the most braindead city "sim"
>please hold my hand devs I'm so moronic I could get run over by the cars on the starting highway
have a nice day fricking morons
Black folk tongue my anus
This is the type of person Mojang made a Minecraft tutorial for...
As someone who's never played Minecraft, the crafting menu sounds like the dumbest thing ever.
How is anybody supposed to know all those arcane recipes? Or even the simple recipes, for that matter?
Sure, the pickaxe recipe may make sense after you've been told about it. It may even be self-evident when you have 5000 hours in the game. But to someone who's never played the game, it's fricking stupid.
>Dumb homosexual can't figure shit that children that still can't even read figure out on their own
How is life with sub-normal IQ?
>Minecraft tutorial
The WHAT?!
Dude its literally draw road, zone around it and people move in. It's not an advanced city simulator.
based devs sparing your time from their shitty game, play simcity 4 instead
it may be easy for autistic virgins who sit at a pc all day. as a normal person it’s complete shit.
where do you think you are?
i agree with you the game is shit
>trying to brag with being moronic
keep going
why are black guys so much better than white boys at lifting weights and sports
Socioeconomic factors
Anon...if you can't work out this basic city painter on your own you might be moronic...
>he got filtered by shitty skylines
The game is a shit and you are moronic
But there is a tutorial though.
Getting filtered every now and then, it happens to everyone. But getting filtered by babby’s first city builder? Pretty shamefur.
>I've never played anything but Paradox garbage
Ok moron.
Please be trolling
Cities: Skylines is significantly easier than any SimCity game, much less any city builder in existence, what the frick is wrong with you?
Ok first thing you do is you build a straight long road from the highway.
Build a coal factory. The drag power lines straight parallel to the road you built making sure you're touch the four deep squares by the road but not overlapping them unless you're crossing the street.
Then you build a water pump, a poop pump and a
Make sure the poop pump is down stream of the water factory. Connect both with your power line. Now build a big long pip right under the road you built and connect it to the two water facilities.
Now you want to paint the pretty colors on the road it doesn't really matter just make it a somewhat even ratio.
Now you're city is growing! You have to add more roads and pipes and pretty colors you did it! The little colored bars at the bottom will help you decide what color to paint the squares.
That's why you get stuff slowly unlocked as the city grows moron.
i dont understand how you are struggling with street traffic simulator
If you got filtered by paradox games, cities skylines in particular, it's for the best.
>t.