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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You aren't my chef

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      #NotMyChef

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll eat those out of her ass

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ToT

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shes my wife

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss negative bonuses from eating, there's no reason to not eat nowadays

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eating has become a zeni tax per hunt but choosing the bonuses you want still customization aspect. I think that's a fine compromise since functionally the negatives were offset by builds anyhow.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks unappetizing

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These aren’t raw eggs…

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BERY BERY NICEU
    ITADAKIMAAAAAS!

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do they taste like?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're just rice balled with food sugary coating I believe.

      I heard they're vegan.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sugar

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bland like rice but kinda sweet. Like sugary cardboard. It has a nastier granier texture than most would think. Put some sauce on it to make it savory cardboard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chewy and sweet

      They're just rice balled with food sugary coating I believe.

      I heard they're vegan.

      lol how did you come to that conclusion

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost bland chewy rice paste.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    carbs and a blood sugar spike. Thanks you stupid fricking cat just what i needed before a long laborious hunt

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real hunters don't eat huge meals before the hunt since part of hunting trekking, hunters eat out in the field.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer to eat food hunted and prepared with the Gun Sword from Lost Planet 2 after it's been implemented as a new weapon class

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want a new LP with good co-op again

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slop
    >slop, japan

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey anon, what do you consider NOT slop? or do you just like spouting off buzzwords every chance you get

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yummy nutrient balls

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Time to go hunt a giant deadly monster!
    >Hmm, what should I eat? A giant nutrient filled meal of fish, meat, and grains?
    >Or sugary lumps of pounded rice?
    Dango pisses me off so much I barely played Rise.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bland
      I played Rise fir like 10 hours on gamepass, watched the food cutscene once. I've been playing World since launch and I'll still watch the food cutscenes from time to time. I fricking hate the dango.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      World’s food looked delectable and varied, so much better than Rise

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a fricking insane downgrade from World holy jesus mother fricking christ

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Japanese food is fricking disgusting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure your lack of taste has nothing to do with it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        American food is worse

        You never had real Japanese food then. You should really try the chicken sashimi.

        Stop pretending to be Japanese.
        You are not Japanese.
        You are an Amerilard. Stop trying to run from what you are, like a troony.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice projection.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >doesnt deny it
            Keep it up, Eustace! I'm sure one day you'll raise the money to get out of your moms basement for a week and try to live your life like an anime in Japan.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              ESL is a helluva drug. You honestly think Eustace is a stereotypical American name?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      American food is worse

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You never had real Japanese food then. You should really try the chicken sashimi.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >straightforward food system, makes it easy to set up the skills you want for the hunt, and the food even changes to reflect player choices
    >"worst food system ever!"
    >obnoxiously convoluted food system, have to fiddle with several layers of menus to rig up the skills you want, also collecting ingredients is obnoxiously tedious. Food also almost never resembles the dish players order
    >"omg best food system ever"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Main chef isn't even a cat
    How the frick am I supposed to get nutrients if there's no fricking Palico fur in my meal? Get this human slop out of my hunter's canteen.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are these things basically mochi? I eat one mochi and I'm done, I can't imagine eating three on a stick

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pturd
    >no food only Onions
    >Rise
    >no alcohol, no meat, just onions on a stick

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was eating them before it was cool

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I probably found out about these colored balls on a stick because of this game, too.
      And never learned how they're named.
      Japanese colored balls.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was Katamari Damacy for me and I also had no clue what the hell they were

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        花見団子
        Noun
        1. dango eaten during cherry blossom viewing (esp. pink, white, and green)

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is that all the food in rise? I played it for like a couple of hours or so before uninstalling and that's all the food I could find

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't ever play P3rd or GU if the appearance of food triggers you so hard.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah dude, i mean that if that was all the food? No other food like the steaks cooked in open fires or the big ass meals from the cats in world

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sunbreak still uses dango because capcom is a bunch of hacks

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >food in Monster Hunter went from pic related to the OP
    Rise was a mistake

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Portable team games are always soulless with food
      >drinks in P3rd
      >cheese in G/GU
      >dango in Riceborne
      main team is the only one that puts effort the hubs and sideshit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The seafood platters in World are pure fricking foodporn.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd fug Grammeowster Chef

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    very fattening

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Each ball having a separate buff is a cute idea but I still wish they went with any other Japanese food instead of what is functionally a confectionary sweet.
    Even ramen would’ve been better.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spend all day hunting monsters
    >get fed rice sticky rice balls
    its fricking over.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too busy actually playing the game to get unreasonably upset over something as trivial as what food looks like.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We've gone from Flashbombs being the most powerful hunting tool to them being absolutely fricking worthless
    I get they were OP but frick World for making them simply stop working after like a single throw

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flying mons aren’t as nightmarishly annoying to fight in new gens so its a fair trade off I guess.

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