>egg boss. >"this will be over easy"

>egg boss
>"this will be over easy"

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pizza boss
    >"I'll eat every pizza you!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heh, that's actually cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post one quarter games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >boss has an obvious weakness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow, it's fricking ruined

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf where's the yellow bit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing the yolk and white mixed together.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's mixed with the white bit inside the egg.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ruined

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >centrifuged eggs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FOUL SORCERY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hardboiled egg with no yolk
      This is like baking a pizza and then throwing away everything but the crust.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reinventing the bicycle levels of moronic right there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thatd probably be good for scrambled eggs. Im surprised it isnt more yellow though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit my fricking sides

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like how the camera lingers on the egg at the end so I can stare at it in bewilderment for a while

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >some anons thought the yolk actually vanished
      has no one beaten eggs before

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most zoomer's can't fricking cook so I wouldn't be surprised if they haven't cracked an egg in their life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This has the same energy of that webm of the onions guy with the pipboy, the "my life is like a videogame"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit I need this
      as someone who lifts I spend too much time getting out the egg yolks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon I don't know if you're confused but the yolk is still in there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >monkey boss
    >"smacks lips" imma show u how wez do things in da jungle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Beyond Good and Evil 2 trailer was like that..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Still in the 9th circle of development hell?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hope it stays dead forever. The pozzed piece of trash we got as a trailer made me think that everything I ever liked is destined to be dragged through the dirt forever.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >card boss
    >"ill deck you."

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rape bose
    >"I'm gonna rape you!"

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >skeleton boss
    >I've got a bone to pick with you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >miner boss
      >"i've got a pick to bone you with"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >minor boss
        >"UUUUOOOHHHH"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pick boss
        >"I've got a minor to bone with you"

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dick boss
    >"I'll frick you in the ass"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ah frick you I lost

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tree boss
    >"my bark is worse than my bite"

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is defeated
    >MC: I TURNED YOU INTO OMELETTE b***h

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Skeleton boss
    >"Frick you!"

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gym boss
    >"Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ahh frick you leather man

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >boss boss boss
    >"I'll show you who's boss of this boss"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      boss

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this website is 18+

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So come back when you're 18, if you don't have a nice day by then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've probably been here longer than you gay, stay mad you can't play it

        i refuse to believe that people who are obsessed with trannies arent underage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's rough buddy, hope you find that faith to believe it one day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're anywhere from 15 to 30+ years old. All you need to be a basedjak poster is to be a jaded piece of human garbage.
          Prominent basedjak homosexual would be the Imageboard vampire kuz
          https://wiki.bibanon.org/Yuri_Kuznetsov_(kuz)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you dont pass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've probably been here longer than you gay, stay mad you can't play it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pegi 28

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gay boss
    >">egg boss" ">"this will be over easy""

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >slowly boiling pan of water boss
    >looks like things are looking up

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Omelette you finish but first I have to buff myself

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >boss that's bound to the Fayth and the cycle of Yevon, an unsent
    >"Let me be your liberator."

    It only worked because Yunalesca was bangin'

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mime boss

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not "I'll crack your case"

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mute boss
    >

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo
    >"Better switch, if you catch my drift "

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chicken boss
    >”don’t count your Hens until they’ve hatched!”

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OP Boss
    >"I'm a gay"

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blind boss
    >cik htjgygyifikgg hiihgfi8ugf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Blind boss reading something with his fingers
      >"WHO SAID THAT?!"

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >boss
    >he tells you what to do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >posting the kitty cat instead of the boss who tells them what to do

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pig boss
    >"Oink are not so different, you and I"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You're bacon me crazy!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >evil pig in gaming boss
      >''So confirmed santa's number one helper is a squirrel?''

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "I'm going hog wild!"

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >piss elemental boss
    >"urine trouble now"

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >boss boss
    >I got a boss for you

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >desert boss
    I hope you saved room!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Desert Boss
      >"I'll turn you into a sand witch!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's "dessert" not "desert"

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, if this were a phrase you would say outside of ordering breakfast this might have been witty.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >egg boss
    >it's just eggs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, how is this possible?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Should we tell him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ligma.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Eggma.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            N

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Eggma Pingas.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Eggman Nega

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ZIMBABWE

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Divers City boss
    > Youre party is not divers enough!

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Egg boss
    >"Eeeeey! Now this will be a zany run!"

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >racist egg boss
    >"I HATE NEGGERS"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ham n egger

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >space boss
    >he's a dandy guy

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Chinese boss
    >"Ah Mr Denton, I shoot you in the anus"

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Boss Boss
    "get back to work Peterson. We don't pay you to surf the web all day"

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lettuce rival
    >i'm glad our final battle could take place on a iceburg

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bee boss
    >i cannot talk for I am just a bee and thus must communicate via dance and pheromones

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >defeat the egg boss
    >"that wasn't all it was cracked up to be"

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >clock boss
    >"Your time is up!"

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >skeleton boss
    >im gunna give you the boner of a lifetime, meuhehe

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >egg boss
    >"eat all of this!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Marlon Brando in a wig.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The main antagonist and final boss of SaGa Frontier 2 is literally an egg

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Asian boss
    >Rice to meet you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >rice boss
      >Asian to eat you

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >miniboss
    >is 5'11"

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >poo boss
    >yum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >poo boss
      >"good morning sir"

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Anubis boss
    >"Now sit still and let me judge you!"

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >secondary boss
    >"Wait, this is a videogame too?"

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