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Elden Ring /Honor/ Thread
>waiting 5 minutes for the dragon to weaken the soldiers cause frick engaging with this crappy ass boss

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Have they made a better weapon than bloodhound yet?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't know, bloodhound gang for life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No
      Some weapon have long r1 r2 but it's pointless because bosses do 50 combo then wait 0.5 second to let you poke 1 time

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >sided with Hornsent over Leda
    Did I frick up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You probably get to skip the dumbest "boss fight" in the game
      On the other hand, you missed out on a boss fight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, really? I'm guessing she was just Gideon 2?
        Frick I hope I can still get her armor.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Damn, really? I'm guessing she was just Gideon 2?
          Worse
          You have to fight her and every npc who's still loyal to her cause, depending on the quests you've done. It's an awful gank fight, imagine the gank fight from DS2 DLC1, but even worse

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >spoiler
            Holy shit lmao, well still hope I didn't miss any cool equipment. The backhand blade ash of war you get for helping Hornsent is cool though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Damn, really? I'm guessing she was just Gideon 2?
        Worse
        You have to fight her and every NPC who's still loyal to her cause, depending on the quests you've done. It's an awful gank fight, imagine the gank fight from DS2 DLC1, but even worse

        How the frick do I beat this fight without summons? I have the maximum amount of people because frick me. Is there some kind of ash of war that makes it easier because damn, this is absolutely terrible.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, maybe.
      If you kill Hornset her next target is Ansbach and helping him against Leda MIGHT be mandatory for his questline.
      Anyway, you can't actually kill Leda because she's an invader or whatever and she will live anyway. But if you don't do the Hornsent fight, the Hornsent will assist Leda in a gank bossfight, if you help kill Hornsent obviously he won't show up but I'm assuming helping Hornsent will also make him not show up but I'm not sure.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >talk to leda
      >asks who she should go kill or some shit
      >get phone call, so I go sit at the grace
      >"nvm i made up my mind lol"

      ???

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Putrescent knight is fine but his hitbox is fricking intolerable
    I have so many openings but only 1/3 of my attacks hit him because his hitbox is jank

    Also his flame attack, how do you jump it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the hitbox is fine considering you can do damage to him or his horse
      what do you mean, it's easy to jump

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >double bleed 2kata afraid of playing the game
    pottery

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    5 minutes for the dragon to weaken the soldiers cause frick engaging with this crappy ass boss
    i just skipped that one. already fought 2 bone dragons and they didn't drop anything good so i'm assuming this one just gives me a dragon heart and souls

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just beat that one.
      Waiting for all teh mobs to die is not worth it. The dragon actually aggros to them pretty well and if you're on horseback you can go in, swing and get out before the melee mobs care/notice usually.

      The biggest issues is the two knights with bows. They just don't give a frick and fire at you over the dragon 90% of the time.
      So rush in, kill those two, then start picking away at the dragon. Get a nice chunky weapon and the Horseback Talisman on and keep giving it the runaround and keeping away from the other dudes when you aggro them. They're basically free summons here.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why does the game look so... dark?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They don't call it the Realm of Shadows for nothing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it dropped an ancient somber. it took me like 30 minutes to finally kill it because it goes crazy all over the map and the stupid knights turn 180 degrees and autotarget you mid swing if you're closer to them than the dragon. the ranged ones are even worse, they 360 no scope you from across the map. i regret fighting it immensely.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i am so happy they put actual death knights in and i want that fricking armor
    post john eldens

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I got it
      The guy is at the bottom of a catacombs somewhere

      He’s a cool fight, can heal to full if he grabs you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I noticed that but I usually just frickin died to the grab so it didn't really matter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Armour is kinda hidden, it's in a crypt, obviously, but it's in a crypt where the boss is not actually a Death Knight, without giving too much away

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but I did that crypt what are you referring to?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Death Knight armour, it's hidden in that crypt, if we're talking of the same one

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >boss is not actually a death knight
            That’s what you said i’m asking about

            The guy with two electroc axes and grab succs you isn’t a death knight?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No, then you haven't done the crypt I'm talking about. That crypt ends with a holy enemy who summons adds.
              Electric axe guy is a Death Knight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Love the armor and helm. Where do I get that?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but that looks like rakshasa's armor from the eastern mausoleum and the head is from the giant bear boss in sculta

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're paying 50% more FP per spell for just 10% extra damage with that staff
      Not worth it at all.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i was using it along side graven mass talisman before but now my armors too heavy to fit it in, good call though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just found an even bigger stick

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I love using Lion's Claw with that thing, wonder how the upgraded version of the ash works with it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if this was true of the original Lion's Claw but the new one has a follow-up attack if you hit the button again. Very satisfying.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    my mimic is having fun with the skibidi tree game.

    i help too sometimes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      reverend ash has made my mimic so fricking tanky. crazy they spent so much time adding spirit ashes in the dlc when anyone summoning is just gonna stick with the mimic

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        im pretty sure it was always tanky as frick as long as you gave it armor. my mimic was basically soloing bosses in 2022 after i just gave it some good armor and bleed weapons. but now its just unstoppable. i gave mine rivers of blood and 100 poise he can just rip into a boss's face proccing the 5k bleeds nonstop

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        On the other hand they also added fun as frick new ashes. I kinda feel like using as many different summons I can next run, sure YDBTG whatever there are so many of them and people only care about the mimic

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          is anyone using the dragon lady ash? more physical reduction sounds sick, game needs a good utility summon

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            she's kinda shit to be honest, very passive

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              does she just not attack or does she not even buff a lot? i'm cool with an aggro puller that doesn't hit much if they buff

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Low Hp, low damage, extremely passive.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Where is his sword? in the cerulean coast right but where

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            From the west cerulean coast, go inwards, there's a boss fight that'll get you the sword

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Wait the putrid knight of st trina?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's the star sword thing from a demi-human boss, dex/int sword but it's more dex than int

                It's off a miniboss near a shipwrecked coffin ship on the coast, you'll have to go into the landmass where it's a bunch of canyons. If you see demihumans you're on the right path.

                This anon has it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's off a miniboss near a shipwrecked coffin ship on the coast, you'll have to go into the landmass where it's a bunch of canyons. If you see demihumans you're on the right path.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks babe

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What do i do with that old lady after killing the divine beast? She's just moaning now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      try using your head

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oooooooooooooooooooo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      try finger
      but, hole

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where the beast head and talk to her she gives you a miracle I think

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, i figured it out after the first reply. I'm dumb lol.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone find any interesting quest lines or anything like that?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I found a man screaming in misery and a man who gave me a potion that kills you if you drink it. I cant give it to the screaming fellow and im scared to put him out of his misery

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Keep both of those guys alive

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any INT-bros tried out the Star-Lined Sword yet? It's basically the only thing the DLC gives us.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just got it to +10 after seeing how sexy it is and the weapon art. Looking forward to seeing if I'll regret this in a proper fight.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone else surprised by the amount of fricking nothing on them? I was going to b***h about getting smithing stones (2) but some areas don't even have that, also waay too many dead ends in certain areas.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Abyss Woods is the worst offender of this, you spend so much time walking around for two cookbooks.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's bizarre how large that area is considering how little there is and you can't even mount up.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat Rellana with my DMGS by actually blocking everything she does with a greatshield and spamming guard counters. frick I love guard counters so much
    Now back to exploring the map trying to find alternate routes to everything. Getting to Scadu Plains or something before beating Rellana was fun, reminded me of the first way I went around Godrick.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DLC has the best establishing shots in the series. Every new area is like a painting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That looks terrible.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nice potato screenshot

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Found a bug with his head stuck in the ground.
    Am I supposed to whack him...?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    St Trina is cute!!! CUTE!!!!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >We can't save St. Trina and get an ending with her

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd safely replant her in a nice, big pot and take her home for cuddles and cooming on her sleeping face

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Took me a while to even see her face

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >D's armor with that helm

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What is the deal with St. Trina? Why do you have to keep drink the nectar and dying?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting sick of the Golden Hippo animation cancelling and dashing faster than Malenia

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cheese his ass with Perfume Bottle

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        are perfume bottles any good? found the poison one...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If you get rolling sparks aow and aim at the floor it does a shit ton of damage, lightning was is probably the best though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The boss is annoying, but once you get the dodge timing down you can just hug it's side and it won't be able to hit you other than the occasional spine rain attack because sometimes it can hit you even when you spam dodge to avoid them.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know I fought more against the environment in this fight than the boss itself. also frick dragons with their new wing attacks where they swipe forward at you.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need to summon freyja to do her questline

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So what I’ve gather from you guys is that the DLC is not good, $40 slop. And the base game is also not good, huge ripoff, too much open space, too many reused enemies and zero replayability. And DS2 is also the worst game ever and has correct hit boxes but also bad hit boxes and also bad mechanics and tried to fix roll slop but also is the opposite of fixing roll slop and is a disgrace to gaming. It seems like every From game is trash and we should all feel bad for even playing them. I hate myself after reading this board. Everything I enjoy is actually garbage and I hadn’t noticed.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anyone tried using both backhand blades?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can get the version that isn't smithscipted from the enemies that use them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        is there anything wrong with smithscriped versions?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Int/Faith scaling.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Instead of the full moveset, you get a throwable weapon, it's just not really a backsword, it's a projectile weapon.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    underground exploration kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely my favorite area so far, love crypts and caves

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >exploration
      that area is such a fricking disappointment
      it's a ramp down with 4 graces

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        with laser hell hole segments and blowing up guys

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          those are just annoying, they're not even a challenge
          Tanimura needs to be fired from the studio
          he puts all the money into making the area like a painting, but the level is a literal corridor

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you wouldnt get it

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if you say yest to the dragon communion lady?
    Im not doing a dragon playthrough does it affect anything permanent?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone tried a frost backhand blade build?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      me but I have like 12 INT

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do you do a good amount of damage? I don't want to put too many points in int either but kinda wanna try it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      me but I have like 12 INT

      They kinda suck on an INT build because dual wielding it keeps you from, you know, casting spells.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Faith/Int
    Why the frick does From want me to continue using the Wing of Astel and nothing else because all the DLC INT weapons (all 3 of them) are useless dogshit and they keep nerfing DMGS?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a perfect boss for int weapons but they're both int/fth it's a scam

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >add another Faith/Int weapon
      >It's actually just another version of Artorias Greatsword
      I love having access to so many spells, but man I'm getting sick of most weapons being dog shit. Thinking of respecing to Int/Str at this point.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Int/Faith gets spoiled this DLC, you can't complain.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How so? What's good?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            literally everything. play the game

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Relenna's swords, for one. Almost every new weapon scales with Int/Faith, or with Faith/something else. It's only INT builds (pure int, int/dex, and int/str) that get shit on this DLC.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Khomie, I just mentioned how that's not an faith/int weapon. It's a Artorias style super quality weapon, it gets C in all stats, and leans physical anyway. SoNaF is B/B in Int/Faith.

              literally everything. play the game

              Fricking post it, nerd.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I just slapped a frost ash on dryleaf's fists and am spell frying anything I can't pummel to death at this point

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is the anvil hammer as fun as it looks? I just beat Rellana with the Giant Crusher, so right now big hammers seem like a good deal to me right now, and since it's lighter it would let me use my usual armor instead of what I have on now.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick am I supposed to about the Putrescent Knight's blue flames?

    Do i just really have to hit the perfect fire roll?

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you played the DLC with the following:

    >summons
    >ashes
    >leveling up
    >scadutree fragments
    >physick
    >crimson tears
    >cerulean tears
    >smithing stones
    >consumables
    >weapons
    >spells
    >miracles
    >enchantments
    >moving in any general direction
    >actually liking the DLC
    >is a Virgo
    >didn't like the egg on Instagram
    >supports buck breaking
    >eats their cereal with water instead of milk (the way God intended)
    >is team Edward
    >the dress is black and gold

    You did not, in fact, beat the DLC

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >monitor was above 51% brightness

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        for real though they must call it the shadow lands because I CANNOT FRICKING SEE EVEN WITH MY LANTERN OUT SOMETIMES

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you, I forgot that one.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that posts like these are made by summon and ash tards to try and skirt summon criticism by making it seem ridiculous

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        reminder that Red Bull will never sponsor you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't drink energy drinks

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you'll never be a real esports king if you think you need to like or use products that sponsor you outside of the public eye
            Do you think those cans are filled with Monster on concert tours, moronbro? No, they are Monster cans with water in them, dumb dumb.
            You need to summon a mimic brain IRL

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        someone get this guy a phd in philosophy with how fast he figured that one out

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        are you perhaps familiar with a jest, nay, a jape?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because it is ridiculous. You homosexuals equate using tools that are literally part of the game as chest engine. have a nice day, stupid fricktard homosexual.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry that nobody replied to your 0 hit Melina, Goddess of Rot perfect kill on Reddit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Judging from the number of seething replies you hit the nail on the head there.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the DLC would be fixed by removing the tree/ash items and just basing it on rune level. Also, bosses attacking less often and lower health pools.
    >it's never your turn to attack
    this is why people like the mimic. cause you ACTUALLY get a chance to hit them.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kek I just did that, waited for all the soldier to die
    otherwise they just attack you it's nonsense

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >find dungeon
    >refuse to explore it because I'll probably get stomped without scadubydoo tree fragments
    >leave a mark to return ot it later
    >already have like 5 markers
    >feel overwhelmed
    Anyone else thinks this fragment system kinda blows?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I only feel the difference with the main bosses

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when in doubt try it out
      i've got 2 and was able to do the immediate ones pretty painlessly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The only time I felt I needed fragments was when I was trying bosses
      Normal enemies can be annihilated by your arsenal at this point in the game, Thundercloud Form is my favorite method of nuking Black Knights

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Siluria's Tree and a Golden Greatshield makes me feel like some burly riot cop manhandling whiny gender studies students, it's so good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      idk man, outside the bosses this DLC seems pretty close to Consecrated Snowfield difficulty

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy with two blades that spins faster than a beyblade
    who thought this was a good idea

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Guys radahn is filtering me, any advice? weapons/summons whatever

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      please respond i've been here for hours

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not there yet
        sorry anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        offer him your bussy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          radahn is not gay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i admitted defeat to him and went about exploring the rest of the map because i have no intention of running into a boss 500 times until i get the lucky run when the battle is balanced around you having maxed out skibidi

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ask again next week

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wait for the inevitable nerf

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Have you got all the scadutree/revered spirit ash blessings?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I got through with mimic tear, giant crusher, and deflecting hardtear and constantly perfect guard countered him. I got lucky in the second phase since he grabbed mimic and not me letting me get two big hits at the end of his animation.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe i will respect and try that

        Wait for the inevitable nerf

        wouldn't surprise me, guys second phase makes malenia look like a joke.

        Have you got all the scadutree/revered spirit ash blessings?

        level 16 blessing, does it go higher? i feel like i've been everywhere

        >any advice? weapons/summons whatever
        use the perfume ash while aiming down. it takes off a quarter of his hp each time

        Where do i find that? i might already have it, and what build should i be using for it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the ash is on the hill SSE of the shadow keep

          make sure to aim at the floor so they all stack up. and upgrade the perfume you put it on.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            wall of sparks?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >level 16 blessing, does it go higher? i feel like i've been everywhere
          Scadutree Blessing goes to 20. Revered Spirit Ashes goes to 9.

          There's guides for all the Scadutree fragment locations.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            already? how many of them you can get without engaging with the big baddies?

            the problem with this shit is that once I'm INSIDE the fight, their damage to each other should scale normally AND keep aggro neutral

            how it is:
            >they don't deal any damage to each other (to prevent afk rune farm...)
            >they all immediately forget the DRAGON and chase me down

            how it should be:
            >all out chaos brawl where damage is dealt normally, if you can survive the chaos, it ends quickly

            >mfw the archer randomly snipes from 1 kilometer away

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Not sure. I know 5 fragments are locked behind Commander Gaius's fight behind Shadow Keep.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >any advice? weapons/summons whatever
      use the perfume ash while aiming down. it takes off a quarter of his hp each time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      please respond i've been here for hours

      Here's what you do, but don't tell Fromsoftware or they'll nerf this method too.
      Don't fight him at all and just stand on the hill resummoning NPCs until they kill him.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        anon...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I know, that's the joke.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's not Radahn

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Scorpion River Catacombs
    just finished it
    AIDS
    AIDS
    AIDS
    AIDS
    AIDS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I expected scorpions

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That was the worst one I've encountered so far.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's the one with the room full of fat spear guys spamming bleeds.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the legacy dungeons are kinda mid but this one was straight up ass. The gimmick seemed cool at first but it wore on me fast

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Was that the death eye one?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So how much of the content is optional? is just rushing towards the tree in the north the only thing you need to do?

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nevermind I hit the putrid knights bluefire roll and beat him.

    That's what all the bosses feel like so far.
    They have 1 ultimate 1-shot finishing move which if I survive I win.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mesmer is shitting on me hard. I had barely any trouble with the other bosses so far.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >reach final boss
    >pretty cool to see prime radahn
    >after many tries get him to phase
    >literally goes super saiyan 3 and kills me in a few seconds
    what the frick, he makes Malenia seem like a normal enemy

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any anons know how I can get to the map piece in picrel?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the village where you meet the monk guy, that has a hole in it, and go north to the pond above it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, been driving me nuts reaching dead ends

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Be careful there is a lot of shit to explore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        70 hours in paint

        the area on the right next to the cave seems to be like a swamp or something, how do you reach that area?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Black person i just drew the exact path to take with red arrows, what more do you want

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            there is like a small swamp but below that area there seem to be some ruins, how do you reach that?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Go die in a fire you literal moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        70 hours in paint

        based anons thanks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      70 hours in paint

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      do you get to these areas through the shadow fort?
      i was sure that i found all the paths in there.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You do.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          oh god, back to roaming the castle and searching for hidden paths and stuff i've missed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its been a sec but I think you need to go to a cave north of the collapsed village near the clock in your screenshot

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I use summons
    I beat the bosses easily with 1-2 tries
    I am cruising through the DLC while you are mad and you try to assuage your fury with empty platitudes like "well...I...h..have honor...."
    LOL!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good for you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not only do I use summons, but I just fought Death Knight and didn't have any red or blue sips left when I got to him, so I let my mimic take him down the last 25%
      I am simply smarter and more intelligent for using the tools I've been given
      I use items, too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Heh, I watch my summons beating every single boss, I totally did beat the game
      Do shitters really?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >too stupid to use tools given to him in game
        >dies 23443534 times
        >complains on 4chins
        >finally lucks a win by sheer chance
        >"Heh...I did it with HONOR"
        kek Black folk think they're digital samurai and shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >What do you mean I can't just give myself 9999 of every stat, I'm just using save editing tools my OS gives me, totally legitimate way to play, stop dissing me

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is the colossal sword that you can find in one of the forges good? it looks neat

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >die 15 times to a boss because you refuse to use a certain game mechanic (spirit ashes / summons)
    is this autism? or just ds3 millenials thinking elden ring is a dark souls game

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    surely there is a faster way to topple these big torch homies

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >deflecting hardtear
    Holy shit this is fun to use. I wish it was a talisman.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill the lord of frenzied flame
    >Get his sword
    >It doesn't inflict madness
    ???

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why the FRICK do you have to beat up his human form and skip the cutscene every single attempt? Usually with "le epic cutscene" bosses, they have the decency to get straight the actual boss when you pass thru the gate on re-attempts. This shit annoyed the frick out of me.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how many skibidi should i be at for messmer

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This thing is so cool bros.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Slamming enemies running at you with an r2 or its skill is so fricking satisfying.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's that?

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    first playthrough is so bittersweet, dunno which npc questlines im fricking up

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What early STR weapon to use until i get to my build?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dex is better

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this horrendous color filtering. Just put the game in black & white at this point fromslurp

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    soo many cool weapons, sucks having to play this shit again on a new character tho.
    Also anyone feels like the vertically just sucks the fun out of the game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, makes it much more tedious to get to things.

      Also the skadoodle fragments are going to be tedious as frick to gather for new runs

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Also the skadoodle fragments are going to be tedious as frick to gather for new runs
        Kind of like Golden Seeds, Sacred Tears, Map Fragments, and Smithing Stones? Are you telling me this game is overrated?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >he upgrades his estus and weapons

          you didnt beat the game

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            We get it, you're mind broken because a random person on the internet made you feel insecure about using spirit summons. get over it.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              We get it, you're mind broken because a random person on the internet made you feel insecure about beating a boss you almost starting crying on. get over it

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >he
              didnt beat the game

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What enemies do i need to farm in the DLC for more +8 smithing stones?

          i dont wanna go kill the foreskin duo

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good 150 STR/ARC build for this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Been loving this baby in my run. The Staboom does so much damage and the hits be meaty.

      Just finished fricking up that Death Rite Bird in the red place with it. Fricker drops like 450000 runes apparently? I guess this area is meant to be late in the DLC? It was annoying, but it wasn't like different from other Death Rite Birds I think.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >open one (1) elden ring vid
    >youtube recs full of this cringe ass shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >use recommendation software
      >get recommendations

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone else feels like pic related with the souls community?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the algorithm is never wrong, anon

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder
    If you ever summoned you didn't beat the game
    You know it's true but feel free to cope

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    even the exploration is like a 'gotcha', like the 5 bug fricks placed behind a hill so you can't see them, and as soon as you ride by they all shotgun you at once (because they are programmed to spam pest threads non stop) and send you back to the grace 10 million miles away

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How long does the deflect tear last? It seems really long.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can the DLC items be spawned into the base game without DLC?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder if you use armor you didnt beat the game

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on the throwing weapons? Tried the knives out. Scales to S for dex but otherwise does okay damage, have it set to sacred rn for the B scaling in fth. Range is shorter than I expect and I swear the tarnished is constantly drunk since I've seen them miss shots on standing targets, really needs piercing throw to be a "ranged" weapon but other than lack of stagger its pretty good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >INT/FTH
      won't use it
      simple as

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >challenge runs
    which extra challenges are you guys adding for yourselves? for me it's:
    >no spirit ashes
    >no summons
    >level 137 max
    >no skibidis
    >no ash of war
    >no dual handing
    >must use an int/fth build

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>must use an int/fth build
      Oh yeah because 80 int/58 faith+ PoD Ancient Death Rancor spam is a challenge.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >RL70
      >everything is allowed
      >str/fth build
      i beat the lion and i'm exploring around to find scadutree fragments while barely making it through every encounter. most of the time the summons die on a boss about halfway through the fight which means i just skip phase 1 essentially but then have to do their inevitable bullshit phase 2 solo. fun run so far. phase 1 is always easy and boring anyway.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Femboy dickshadow of the erdtree

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I +10'd mimic so I could summon it on every single overworld dragon out of pure spite. Frick these japs for recycling like 6 of these stupid things when the base game already had way too many.

    Anyway, taking this fricker out is my boss accomplishment of the night. I really like his melee combos (aside from his daggers which suffer from Margit syndrome) but his AoE spells are cancer as always. Still probably one of my favorite fights in the dlc so far.

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >i used a mimic tear
    didn't
    beat
    the
    game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      says "Great Enemy Felled"
      gave me souls
      I think I did beat it 🙂

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >another dragon
    not
    a
    real
    boss
    fight

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you still didn't beat it you shitter
    cope and seethe

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    cry harder Black person :^)

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get to that big ladder you can see from the shadow fort fourth floor grace

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >platinumed the game
    >+10 blasphemous blade and mimic tear every boss

    cry harder kiddos

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why isn't there an achivement for beating the game without using mimic tear or summons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why isn't there a one for beating it sl1 hitless in under 20 hours

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      same reason why there isn't one for beating it without a weapon, or being naked, or having +1 flask only

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >why isn't there an achivement for beating the game without using mimic tear or summons
      For the same reason there's no achivement for "beat the game without using a weapon"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        same reason why there isn't one for beating it without a weapon, or being naked, or having +1 flask only

        Except none of those runs are even remotely close to as popular as no summons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        same reason why there isn't one for beating it without a weapon, or being naked, or having +1 flask only

        >samegay
        >can't even coherently state what the reason is
        summoncucks have low iq exhibit 18237

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >posts are under a minute apart
          newbie

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >22 seconds apart posts
          >"s..s...s.s.s.s.s.s.SAMEgay"
          go back newbie moron. You're as bad at posting as you are the game LOL!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they would bring back the challenge rings from DS2

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody have any clue how to dodge radahns clone jutsu-shit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >dodge
      no but try blocking

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i would kill the soldiers if it gave me souls but it doesnt even give you anything. so fricking stupid. the fricking F team made this

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For every 1 sologay there are 20 summoncucks.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >muh solo
      I can 100-0 you in stoicism
      pve means nothing

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the problem with this shit is that once I'm INSIDE the fight, their damage to each other should scale normally AND keep aggro neutral

    how it is:
    >they don't deal any damage to each other (to prevent afk rune farm...)
    >they all immediately forget the DRAGON and chase me down

    how it should be:
    >all out chaos brawl where damage is dealt normally, if you can survive the chaos, it ends quickly

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    post yfw ANOTHER dead end with no items on it

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    there should at least be an achivement for beating the game without summons. you could call it "honorable victory"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >honor in a fricking videogame
      Bro you arent a real knight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, I'm a samurai

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Starts with a huge ranged attack within 5 seconds of entering the arena
    >Nonstop attack combo
    >Little to no time to counterattack or punish
    >Combo attack that might as well be Waterfowl Dance
    Which Shadow of the Erdtree boss am I talking about?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Messmer, though only the first and last thing you said is true.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Nonstop attack combo
      >Little to no time to counterattack or punish
      You losers have said this shit as far back as DS3, yet never once provided proof.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        its literally true except parrying on that one ds3 guy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally not, it's the same dumb shit monster hunter gays say and it's not true there either. Just learn the boss and your own moveset.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            monster hunter is like 99999X harder to do

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is this thing worth using? I kind of want to use it with the matching armor for the ultimate edgelord build.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >INT
      frick ooooffffff sick of this split shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the dlc is targeted at people who played the main game, not at sweaty discord duelists with meta level builds that have the minimal conceivable int and fth

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >the dlc is targeted at people with reddit builds that evenly distribute into everything

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's actually wrong, it doesn't require INT, but it does do magic damage.

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pot bros are where it's at. All my homies hate perfumers. Where's the perfumer ash of war?

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is up with the scalings on some of these weapons they fricking suck, i cant get a B B on faith and strength at +10?

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can i just wave of gold spam the entire dlc except the bosses?

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Found that rock that let's me turn onto a dragon man but can't use it. Already beat Bayle too what am i missing?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you're wearing armor

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really struggling to get over the performance issues.

    How much of the map can you explore prior to Lion/Rennala? Playing on NG+ but the framedrops on the Lion fight are killing my desire to go on so I wanna explore more map first.

    I've done Cerulean Coast but not much else.

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    unironically how the frick do i beat Lennela
    >try and hit her, get hit with an instant sword swing
    >bait out an attack then try and hit her, get hit with another instant sword swing
    >try to heal, get hit with instant magic projectile
    >try to dodge, get hit since she swings both swords twice in 1 second
    >heavy attacks dont cancel her animations
    i cant do anything

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Parry and Riposte. Or guard counter with a shield/deflect hardtear.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      don't use a slow moron weapon on a fast boss. switch to one of your fast weapons. block when you aren't confident you can dodge.

      isn't this just ordinary common sense? ho are people having trouble with it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you don't if you're using a slow weapon, you just gotta accept that you will trade. She has some attacks like the one where she summons 3 swords that launch towards you instantly and she follows up and then pauses. Or when she finishes her 7 hit combo or the magic projectile slice attack. But since she also has that unreactable upwards thrust attack for initiation when you're close you are pretty much guaranteed to get hit, so make sure you're trading to keep the stagger dmg going. It's better to get hit once during her combos if you can get one or two hits in than always wait for a safe opening while letting her regen the stagger dmg.

      You can also parry or summon but imo that's just not engaging with the boss at all

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what's the best option for lore in the leda questline? i want to fight her for dane's footwork but i also dont wanna miss out on ansbach's quest

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >theres poor people without 7800X3D and 4090s in this thread right now at the moment thoughbeit

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just can't read Rellana's moves.
    Sometimes she stops, sometimes she continues her combo over and over without any clue when.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Take the deflection tear pill with dragon bolt blessing and just play it like Sekiro. Use the dueling shield if you're still not able to do it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone know what STR scaling the throwing hammer gets at Heavy +25?

      Keep at it, you'll pick up on which animations come at the end of her strings. For example when she does that X-shaped slash with both swords, that's always the end of the string. Another is when she does two overhead slashes with both swords, that's the end of her string.

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    without spoilers... after messmer can you sprint to the final boss? can the DLC be completed that fast?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, need to do one thing and then clear the way to the final boss after

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw a few Rellana moves can be dodged by jumping
    unga bunga bros we are so back

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      all the summons i did just to fight godfrey again are paying off boys
      jump souls dlc

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rauh is the prettiest location fromsoft has ever made

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the fricking dump down the cliff with the giant red wienerroaches and poison swamp
      >prettiest area

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        talking about the very top obviously, unfortunately its quite small

        that area reminds me of nier automata but it was confusing to navigate

        reminds me of laputa

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          is there any way to get up there from the bottom? i see a spirit spring but it seems broken

          i have a note saying "break down the rocks" but if i hit them with my sword nothing happens, they look like ghost rocks

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you must find the real rocks elsewhere, close by
            it's basically one of the "rise" puzzles from the base game, explore a little around the immediate area

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >is there any way to get up there from the bottom?
            if you mean the very top, this is where you have to go

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that area reminds me of nier automata but it was confusing to navigate

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this except the shaman village and the area leading to it

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does the ghostflame dragons count as Those Who Live in Death?

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >frenzy items require int
    >sword of night requires int
    >meteoric blade requires arc
    >smithscript is inf/fth
    puzzling state of affairs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no bro you don't get it having a focused build is cringe and you need to distribute into deadweight stats for 1 weapon
      that way you only use that one weapon while hurting the entire rest of your arsenal's attributes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sorc staff is int/fth for int skills

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So when you enter the castle, the game mentions that a seal was broken.. I assume it's at the bottom of the mountain right in the south area with the pretty flowers? is there a boss there? I think I want to keep looking for more tree fragments.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's an underground area with 1 (one) shitty boss fight at the end.
      It's required for Thollier's questline, though don't worry since you won't miss it by doing other stuff first.

      Burning the sealing tree is basically the deadline for all NPC quests, unless you don't give a shit about Thollier or his gear just make sure to do that area before burning the tree.

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whhy does everything require faith. frick people who dont want to be moronic ass faith and magic users amirite?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no defense incants
      >no regen incants
      >can't heal your buddy
      faithlets are the most soulless creatures. no wonder you're struggling, it's karma for being a garbage person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      literally yes. every single character of note in elden ring aside from godfrey is a spellcasting stat / physical stat hybrid.

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, am I cringe if I think... the golden hippo fight was great?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah one of the few non-epileptic bosses

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was annoying at first, but compared to the other bosses in the DLC he's very fair by comparison.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My problem with the hippo is the small arena. Otherwise he's whatever, not that hard, not very interesting either. Just a big-ass hippo that later gets reused as a basic enemy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's nothing special in sea of annoying bosses.
      His arena could be bigger though.
      The hippo, that centipede lady and frenzy dude are the only fun bossfights because they aren't incredibly spastic morons doing billion moves per second.

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Methinks people doth b***h too much about Dancing Lion. Got a pretty clean second try kill with my DEX build using the Milady *tips wizard hat* and Wolf Shield

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >he uses summons
    >"challenge run"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >hes not wearing a wiener cage
      >"challenge run"

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That area with the black fingers was a complete waste of time, there is not even a single reused boss?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how many copy pasted dogshit Ghostflamer Dragons did they make for the DLC? are there ANY other world bosses?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >are there ANY other world bosses?
      theres like 7 copy pasted giant fire guys that are aids

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You get Red Bears (buffs the beast claws) and more types of Dragons 🙂

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wait there is more than one red bear?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there's a... um... a deathbird... you know, from the base game...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anon that's really unfair.
      There's also one tree spirit world boss (lmao) and reused hippo as another world boss, what a variety!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just ignore them,

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anon that's really unfair.
      There's also one tree spirit world boss (lmao) and reused hippo as another world boss, what a variety!

      there is also that one enemy that is like a giant tree snake, it's called tree spirit iirc.
      Please tell me there is only one...

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why the FRICK don't BOSSES give you tree fragments? this is basically what sekiro did, you couldn't miss the upgrade items.

    runes are WORTHLESS in the dlc.

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >burning the tree fricks up all NPC questlines
    great game design

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      progressing always fails quests in these games
      it's extremely obvious the fail point is burning the tree

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So how are the new punching weapons? How are the beast claws? Are they good or just flashy and sorta gimmicky? How about the throwing knives and perfume bottles?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The martial arts one has a pretty unique moveset but I still need to upgrade it before I can give a verdict. Madness claw looks to be too gimmicky, I heard people say its good. Throwing knives are pretty fast, crap all for stagger though and its range is like 2.5-3.5 torrents long only, really needs piercing throw ash of war to actually be a decent ranged option but otherwise the damage is respectable and I think it can also headshot maybe. One good thing about the DLC is that a huge portion of the weapons including the martial arts, throwing knives and perfume bottles have customizable ash of wars so while they nominally scale off dex they're still usable for other builds.

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting filtered by two dudes cosplaying as a lion

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the boss was two Japanese business men all along

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, I assumed it would be some grafted horror bodymass underneath.
      The lion head is very obviously fake considering you can see human limbs in the cutscene and the head itself is visibly animated by human arms holding it.
      I really love the lion in terms of visual design due to that detail but I assumed it was multiple bodies grafted together larping underneath those robes and not literally just two dudes in a halloween costume lmao.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being the guy at the back

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I downloaded the update and it said it would mark new items and given them a separate tab, but I've checked a few times and it never shows. Am I doing something wrong? Does it only work for new characters?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You have to turn them on in the options menu.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks Anon!

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh hey godwyn

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah beating that boss and looking in the back took me by surprise too
      all the death stuff not even being a sideline in the DLC is moronic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah beating that boss and looking in the back took me by surprise too
      all the death stuff not even being a sideline in the DLC is moronic

      I saw this and had no idea what I was looking at. What am I missing here?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you never went into Stormveil's basement?

        yeah, but I didn't see how to access it from his arena

        go to the grace right before his, take the right doorway to the Marika statue and use the O Mother gesture in front of it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That was supposed to be Godwyn too? I don't know how people figure this shit out without wiki articles. It has been a little over 2 years so maybe I'm just forgetting stuff.

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ive been running around for hours and only got 2 dlc lvls. fricking awful design. refunded this shit and pirated it

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the DLC had achievements. I like From's trophy lists because they always serve as a guide to what bosses and special weapons I haven't seen yet. Otherwise I love the DLC so far.

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >its all just bugs?
    always has been.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why do we let chinks participate in things like this when time after time they just prove themselves a hivemind

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They gotta let out their pent up frustrations towards something that isn't the ccp.

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does minra have different dialogue if you have the frenzy flame in you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No one? Frick it Im gonna go take the 3 fingers and try it since I know what he says without it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes no one. No one cares about your b***hmade questions.
        Frick off.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No, I dont think I will, Black person.

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >can't take good screenshots because i'm playing on steam 'eck

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've got a deck but have been playing on PC.
      What are your settings/performance?
      Would be nice to take on trips.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm playing on default high settings, 30 fps cap and FSR on. DLC areas are a lot more demanding and only in certain areas can I get close to 60 fps on high. I get 30-35 fps in most areas but in some boss fights I turn the settings down to low so things can stay smooth.

        Battery gets eaten up though, haven't found a good setting yet to keep it on longer than 2 hours

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, I'm surprised most areas run smooth on high though.
          Thanks, I'll be sure to use a power bank.

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Decided to finally start the DLC. Got his ass after several attempts. No I don't feel bad for parrying him to death and using the AoW to close the gap before getting rekt by his stupid crossbow.

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More like Commander Gayass am I right

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you can powerstance the perfumes
    okay that's kind of cool I guess too bad there's no rot perfume

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The attacks looks cool as frick powerstanced

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    haven't played since the game first launch, is powerstancing everything still the most viable thing to do? i miss when one handing straightswords and thrusting swords were good enough

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can still use a one hand sword, anon.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but when I did it it just felt really weak in my first run compared to the other games. Like it was clear to me that I wasn't meant to use 1h small weapons to do bosses and stuff really early on. Yeah I guess I gotta adapt with the time but I don't really care for powerstance stuff too much. It's cool but I liked 1h/2h small weapons more.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just add a status like bleed to it or use one of the stronger straight swords, you'll do fine. The new dlc light Greatswords are good for that one hand style too, but really it's not that much weaker. I did the game with a straight sword personally and I'm not god player.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I've done that and it still doesn't feel that strong outside of warhawk talon. Though still it feels lame cuz I think straight swords have kind of been neglected moveset wise. That's why I like warhawk talon so much, the R2 is just right. The rest of them are really meh. Feels like a powercrept weapon type but I love 1h straight swords so much I can't fully enjoy the game any other way

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I think you're just not using a lot of options or being too restrictive because
              autism (like me), anon. Plenty of good 1h swords like Night & Flame for example.

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whats the best starting class ? im completely and utterly new to souls games ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you're looking for. Wretch starts out at level one with even stat distributions so you can have a very customizable character. Samurai starts with the best starting weapon, katana but you can also get it pretty early if you know where to look. Knight for classic sword and bored and poise. Astrologer for pure magic and Prisoner for a hybrid physical and mag, confession for faith and physical

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thank you, guessing ill go samurai or knight

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      None

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't matter, it just changes how your stats start out and what gear you have
      astrologer and prisoner start with magic, and vagabond and confessor both have a 100% physical block shield, samurai has a great weapon that you can carry until the end of the game (although any weapon can do that if you upgrade it)
      I'd start with one of those 4 I guess

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i think is the best starting class

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick do I get to the second fingers ruin? I can't find out how to access that landmass at all

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      did you do the commander gaius fight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, but I didn't see how to access it from his arena

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fragment upgrade issues aside (it worked way better in Sekiro, cause you'd gradually get stronger without overpowering any boss, and never felt severely underlevelled/weak) the bosses in general are way, way too aggressive. I'd love to see a boss like Abyss Watchers or Artorias, who don't spam a billion attacks per second but will punish if you play badly. Still, they are fair. You aren't rolling 20 times before getting a chance to get one R1 in.

    This shit here, is no fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They feel specifically made to punish people who panic roll, which is a good thing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        but you still have to roll 50 times before it's your turn.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not really

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is they allow for player powercreep via the open world design and all of the OP shit you get in this game, so people who just wanna play a normal-ass melee build get fricked. You're expected to utilize some powerful mechanic to win (stagger, bleed/frost, magic, summons, etc.) rather than just brute forcing with a sword and a shield.

      They feel specifically made to punish people who panic roll, which is a good thing.

      People have been coping with this talking point since DS3. At this point bosses have like three combos that look identical and all rollcatch at different points so you're nearly guaranteed to eat shit unless you spend hours memorizing every frame of their moveset.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        if bosses were like ds3 (less meth addicted) I wouldnt need a mimic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      beside the moron check at the end, i dont think the boss is unreasonable. compare that to mogh who you have to do at very low lvl, with shit summons etc

      by now you should really have learned to use your entire arsenal and she doesnt really stand a chance.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        60vig and +3 magic defense talisman should not get 80% of my bar removed with 1 magic hit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i had 2k hp and i fricked up the balls only dodged one but still lived, i was far as frick though it was nuking my mimic kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What the bloody frick is that damage? Is Fromsoft INSANE?

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Man, Commander Gaius' sword is disappointing.

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The deflecting hardtear is fricking game changing, oh my God this is fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I don't get why people b***h about rolling when the dlc gives you a prefect parry and even before that shields are a thing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        probably because it's dropped by a gigahomie that takes a year to kill and people assume he's not supposed to be fought yet

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i havent rolled outside of when im stunned and need to get back up since das3. the order of business is usually blocking and then doing the counter attack thingy. i have a moronic amount of stamina and stability on my build.

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    trannies getting filtered by bosses and pretending it’s because they’re too spastic is so fricking hilarious

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a woman, sorry.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        keep crying shitter troony

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    would you summon me?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >70 dex
      >70 in any stat
      No

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People play at 150 or 170?

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what's the reward for killing the big flaming basket guys? i'm sure i can kill one but i don't want to spend 10 minutes whittling him down if the reward is just runes and crafting material

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They have different drops. Some of it is really good and some of it is useless/niche.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Flask upgrades. One gives you infinite stamina for a bit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      only the very first one is worth killing, it will allow you to play the game like sekiro

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >put summon sign
    >get summoned within 2 seconds anywhere

    This is actually impressive, From.

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Finding skibiditree sharts is boring and I decided to just get gud and kill Messmer right after Rellana. Really hope they abandon the open world aspect next game.

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How many tree upgrades should I be at for the first boss? I don't want to be too strong

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Have backhand blades been deemed "dishonorable" yet?

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Scadutree Chalice looks waaaay too important to have no use

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Your honest opinion regarding exploration and the new map?
    Post it
    NOW

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's fantastic. Shocking how many layers there are in there.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >new map
      Really good looking, but feels pointless to engage with a lot of it.

      >exploration
      Really good, but the map is too big.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The map is useless and it's near impossible to keep track of where you've been and where you haven't.
      I love that we have a big and complex map to explore but the problem is that we weren't given the tools to do so properly.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure a tales off game on the wii let you scale the map to show differing levels of elevation. This game has no excuse

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Vistas are nice, good variety in color palettes, the usual stuff From does right is still here. The verticality is the big change and I think it's a doubled edged sword. It definitely makes the scope of the dlc feel absolutely massive, but it also makes the map kinda hard to follow (it's borderline useless at this point for me, I've found like 3 different elevations for almost every part of the map and I can't remember what elevation my grace points/icon seven refer to) and a lot of areas feel unintuitive to scale up or down because the open ended nature of the map frequently fails or neglects to point you in the direction of where to find some rocks to climb, or a doorway somewhere, or a lift.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      im vibing. i skipped most of the open world stuff in ER but now im looking under every rock for attack skibidi and spirit skibids

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Really fricking good map. Great new enemies, interesting weapons and items.
      Absolutely horrible bosses.
      As usual, I love almost everything about it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I do like the verticalness of it, but the actual map itself is too fricking hard to read because there's so many layers to it

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >host dies before i even enter the boss arena
    impressive

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do scadutree upgrades function like weapon upgrades when it comes to being summoned or does it just reduce your upgrades to the current host?

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >hit wicker man like 500 times
    >falls to the ground
    >critical spot is unreachable because of the shitty terrain in the area

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where do you find the talisman that auto generate fp?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The church. Go from the three point crossroads under the huge arch toward the castle but turn left, there's a ledge you can climb. Follow the path allll the way down and around to the church.
      Also a really cool armor is there.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i see, thanks!

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or the map is kinda useless due to all the verticallity on it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the elevation is defined enough to be able to tell when a path is going under something, or if there's a ledge leading up like the one that goes toward the bloodfiend village in the first area
      haven't gotten all map pieces yet so I dunno how much that holds up

  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like 8 zones into the DLC, thought I looked around adequately, watched a streamer in the starting area and already saw about 5 different weapons/armor/areas that I didn't see
    I'm gonna backtrack every area now just out of fear

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      These are the weapons I found so far, also found a big hammer the black knights have some random glint swords but they don’t have any new move sets

  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Never played any "souls" games except sekiro, just finished ER including DLC with ng+.

    I'm laughing my ass off at all the cucks crying about it being hard, the DLC was pretty fair, highest amount of retries I had was 3 on any boss, being that butthole Black persondragon everyone knows by now. Frick the camera.

    The game is obviously designed around the player using the tools this >RPG< gives them, such as items, summons, ashes of war and such and yet you have these "hardcore" homosexuals not using it because it's cheating or something, guess something has to keep up the facade of the game being mega hard for hardcore gamers only. I bet the developers are laughing their asses of at people with masochistic tendencies.
    Even without items and such you can clear the game without any effort by using guard properly, magic builds or some forms of STR builds nuking bosses lol.

    Is the "souls" community really this moronic? Rather than having fun with all the tools and coming up with crazy shit to kill bosses they only resort to dodgeroll, one attack, dodge the anime cutscene boss attacks again?

    Watching streamers die to the same boss over 2hours because they just refuse to learn the game and use the tools you are given is hilarious.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit spacing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        kys newbie

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >falling for newbie bait
        NGMI

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      2bh I only do it during my first run.
      But that's because I've been always a fan of dungeon crawling and I always played the warrior class, there are not that many games that let me experience this.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If it's fun then go for it, I specifically called out those who complain about difficulty and refuse to play the game.

        Like you can easily clear the game weaponless and use a mass summon and do other funky shit with swapping to a staff for spell setups mid fight and stuff.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Streamers are stuck between a rock and a hard place because they can't use ezmode shit like summons without their communities mocking them, but they have to soldier through the game so they can farm engagement and stay relevant. Modern day dancing monkeys.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Every functional build is ez mode, everything that does not make it ez mode is garbage. What form of logic is that even.

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way up to the golem archer in Rauh? Ran around for at least half an hour, couldn't find it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's another case of finding the obscure ledge to drop down from

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Frick me
        From upper or lower Rauh?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I believe it's just past the fire golem that shoots at you as you cross the bridge

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >is there any way to get up there from the bottom?
      if you mean the very top, this is where you have to go

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The slipstream doesn't lead to the golem unless there is a second one I don't know about

        I believe it's just past the fire golem that shoots at you as you cross the bridge

        Okay I'll try that after I'm done exploring a bit in Messmer's castle, thanks

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          stuck at miqella anything else to do?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure what you mean

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          here's an exact spot if you have more trouble

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >is there any way to get up there from the bottom?
            if you mean the very top, this is where you have to go

            Thanks bros, there is honestly no way I would have ever spotted this otherwise. Hate how much this drop down shit has come up in the DLC, done this like 4 times now

  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Finally beat Rellana, I gotta be honest, she wasn't as obviously bullshit as Malenia but I think the sword combo is too damn far, after 4 hours I still don't understand how to dodge them other than running away. I'm using summons on my next run, frick this boss.

  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >bosses give runes
    >runes dont make you stronger
    >only the tree fragments do
    this is SHIT game design. make the bosses drop like 6 fragments then.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But Runes do make you stronger?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        oh? then why can I level vigor to 70 from 60 yet my armor feels like paper?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How should I know what's wrong with your build if you don't post it? Maybe you don't have enough Scadus or your armour sucks.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            my point is bosses should give fragments, not runes, as that's the only way to get notable power in the DLC area.

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >host doesn't skip cutscene

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the fricking Divine Lion Part 2 in Rauh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      tfw seeing the signs people leave about cheesing him by shooting at him from the area you drop down from

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like the idea of an /Honor/ Thread OP. Still haven't touched any spirit ashes.

  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dont want spoilers but is the death knight armor in the same place as the death knight twin axes?

    I'd like to go get that armor set after I fricking beat this boss

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. I encountered 2 death knight bosses and I don't have any of their armor yet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's in a different dungeon.
      It's on a hidden path in the dungeon where you need to turn on the lights to progress.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        not him, but I'm in there right now
        gonna be good with my dragon cragblade/katana/axe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you'll never beat that boss

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh frick. Bros, which do I do?
    Leda sounds cute but she's clearly going a bit crazy. Hornsent seems more like a bro.

    I assume they'll both die eventually no matter who I pick, right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Look up the questlines for both of them
      >Apparently you can skip this fight entirely and both questlines will progress as normal
      >YOu fight them both later and get their shit anyways
      Huh. Guess they can just duke it out till they both give up. I wanna see them to their proper ends.

  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How to get the map in the dragon zone ? I'm actually struggling against the boss but I didnt found the map yet. How to get it ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      from the first dragon fight after the dragon man, head south into a new zone, its in there

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thanks you

  144. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The sekiro block should have been a talisman
    yay or nay?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It should have been part of the base player toolkit. Fromsoft is clearly letting Sekiro influence their Elden Ring boss design and gameplay loop, so just take more of the mechanics from Sekiro as well. Also let players see the boss's fricking posture bar already.

  145. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    are perfumer bottles gud?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They stagger real good
      Damage is shit though and you can't crit with them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        are perfumer bottles gud?

        >they all scale with dex

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >you don't understand you need REAL strength to throw powder

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the scaling is shit

  146. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The smithing stone isn't worth this bullshit.

  147. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any advice on Rellana? I really am not sure how to roll against her since even side ones keep getting caught by one of her second swords, and even approaching her without waiting for her to attack feels like it's just a guaranteed punish. Second phase especially I really feel helpless with how to avoid her combos.

  148. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't seem to see any melee openings for Rellana. What should I be looking for?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Big stick and heavy armor to poise through her bullshit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The fight seems like a dance similar to Pontiff so I don't want to brute force it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I believe when she winds up for the side swimg, you can jump attacl her for free and dodge two hits. When she starts doing the spin attack, just run the hell away.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Are you talking about the vertical adula blade and wide swing? I usually run away. Forgot I could jump it actually.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can poke after most combos. Stop rolling backwards.

  149. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Boss runs are hardcore. I reach the fog gate with no more flasks. Makes you thankful for Marika statues.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like this system better than the unlockable door near the entrance.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like this system better than the unlockable door near the entrance.

      mfw remembering most of dark souls 2 run back to the boss

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is this the mini fricker?

      i was expecting some ball busting boss since its such a ball busting run to get there if you die but its a mist noble -tier meme boss

  150. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that run back to the putrescent knight
    miyazaki...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What run? It's 20 feet to the ledge.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's not that bad, it's just weird when the entire dlc has statues outside of fog doors except for one boss

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How much shorter do you want it to be? It's literally right in front of the ledge. Did you miss a grace?

  151. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tips

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based on the Steam reviews having the same tooltip about fragments pop up twice wasn't enough for these morons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      "we want you guys to know you suck"

  152. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >rob and hom
    cringy ass homosexual

  153. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Such a small group of people hold the fate of Fromsoft in their hands...

  154. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What differences are there for giving different people different irises of grace and occult?

    I got the ashes of the bodygaurd for Ymir for the grace

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Grace gives you them as a spirit ash and occult gives you their weapon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      gold gives a spirit ash, black gives a weapon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        any cool weapon to keep an eye for?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I only found queef so far, it doesn't have his flame thrust, that's a separate AoW

  155. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Gives you the best defensive item at the start
    your welcome

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Lasts only a few minutes.
      should have been a talisman tbh.
      No, frick that, should be a main ass game mechanic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      so you just spam the block button when a boss attacks? is there no cooldown to it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >spam
        If you mistime it, you are either eating the damage or your stamina will be tanked. Kinda like how parry fishing has you blocking some of the hits.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          if you 2H a weapon, do you still take damage? does it also block elemental damage?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, if you 2H a weapon and block on the right timing it negates it. So only if you frick up the timing will you eat damage. Does not do shit for elemental damage I think, you can't spellblock with it.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >you can't spellblock with it.
              you can

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tricks you into fighting the other wickerman expecting interesting rewards

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its only on physick? meh. i spam guard counters full time already but the game's almost a bit too easy as it is.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it lasts 5 minutes, enough for any boss if you are not doing a sl1 run or something

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >temporary flask item
      >not a talisman
      lame and almost useless

  156. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >funko pop head gives 4 str 4 dex

  157. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Get in the van, Ganker. I have something nice for you.

  158. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I try a new weapon it's worse than bloodhound's fang and I have to return to my safety blanket. Any recommendations for DEX/STR?

  159. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I beat every remembrance other than the final one and this leda fight is awful. I only did one side quest so I'm just fricked in this stupid fight against tanky npcs that 2 shot me at lvl15 scadu.

  160. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what do i do with the scroll that reveals some gate's hidden mechanism?

  161. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is there a way to enter the shadow keep from the east? i'm at a conspicuous looking wall outside of it near the bug dude and a message says to gesture but i've tried a few and starting to feel like i got trolled

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      did you miss the giant tunnel right before?

  162. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I used an overtuned bleed weapon to beat Radahn, but I didn't use summons. That is a win in my book. Technically it was a 1v2 because of backpack boy so I am in the right to use a bleed weapon

  163. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best base game staff?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      depends

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Regal scepter if you hit the final soft cap of 80 int
      Lusat is a noob trap

  164. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    From is really pushing the limits as to what they can expect from the average player as far as boss moveset goes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That is why they have spirit ashes, which is a poor choice too. If you expect everyone to use them, it'll be tough to balance for people not using them

      HOWEVER, the average player apparently isn't even beating Mohg with those trophy and steam achievement numbers so its hard to tell. The people playing the DLC are the people who cared enough to finish the game and do the hard content.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      More like they overestimated the average player. I don't even want to say in ability because 90% of the people complaining could win if they actually tried, overestimated their character I guess.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >90% of the people complaining could win if they actually tried,
        But it wouldn't be fun, and it would take way too long to perfectly memorize the boss's entire moveset and ALSO never frick up, ever.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        im used to games in the series, these bosses are not fun. a good dark souls boss is like a dance, this is just bullet hell with swords or spears.

  165. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK the HIPPO

  166. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How many larval tears are in the dlc?
    I'm gonna run out at this rate.

  167. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the webm of that guy who keeps getting owned by the alabaster lord in Raya Lucaria? I thought I had it saved, but I can't find it and it's still one of the funniest things I've seen in the game. He gets slam dunked off a bridge. Thank you.

  168. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Call me a gay all you want but summoning Igon makes the Bayle fight so much more kino.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I can't imagine doing the fight without him screaming in the background
      Also, that fight has serious issues and is kind of shit outside the spectacle so who cares if you cheese it

  169. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    uhh, I changed to bleed and bosses that took 4 mins now take 2 mins, lol?

  170. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I get to the second phase of the last boss and instantly drop to 15fps. This is truly a bloodborne inspired DLC.

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