Elden Ring DLC

Boy, I sure had fun rolling around like a prick and slashing at a spastic Godzilla sized dragon's ankles as it flew around the arena at mach speed and raped my camera!

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I looks like your summon helped, bro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he was useless.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >have to listen to the dialog every time you summon
    Honestly memehacki should step down.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thank god I only had to listen 5 times.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not enjoying the kino of BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >and raped my camera
    Why'd you lock on?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >unlocking the camera makes the camera zoom out
      why do you post lies?
      why?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's impossible to track him fully lockked off

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fromslop defenders are coping so hard defending this. trash DLC

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How the actual frick are you supposed to hit this guy in his second phase? He attacks you and jumps around nonstop, plus you have to dodge away from him to avoid most of his close range moves so it's impossible to get a hit in

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly got lucky. I couldn't see shit and just rolled on instinct.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It can fly?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't beat the boss

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        > big attack incoming
        > stands in it
        > gets hit
        > waaaahhhhh why is this dlc so hard miyazakisama

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >stay on flaming ground
          >get hit
          >wwoooooooowwww
          braindead moron

          how was I supposed to know?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >stay on flaming ground
        >get hit
        >wwoooooooowwww
        braindead moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >and that's how I BEAT Bayle

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based, only morons don't pick magic in these games.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    on the map, it looks like there is a section of the woods behind midra's manor but i can't find any way over there. is this just dead space on the map or can you actually get there?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Boy, I sure had fun
    Me too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >first anon to understand patience

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rollslop is so bad. I don't know people were fine going back to a worse dark souls 3 after sekiro and bloodborne

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm generally enjoying the DLC, but this and the Ancient Dragon fight preceding it were infuriating. I'm fine with long attack chains, tanky bosses, I'm even fine with Waterfowl Dance and other things people complain about with ER's bosses, but I cannot stand when I'm right under the boss, can't see what's happening at all and can't hit the boss because I have to hit the head or ankles instead of just poking up and hitting the body.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just cheesed the dragon before this with mounted hit and runs. Was boring as shit but at least I didn't get one shot by his AOE.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >87% lightning mitigation because faith.
      Lightning doesn't bother me

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looking for Bayle?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a question of where to find him?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >*teleports behind you*
    Pssssh, nothen personnel, tarnished

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He gets stunlocked easy but the first time I went into that nook I got my shit kicked in as well.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He is the Storm

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is GAY. Post your characters RIGHT NOW

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    roll then roll then roll again then roll then punish then roll then roll

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      will try it, thanks

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