Elden Ring - Patch Notes Version 1.12

https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-112
>Added new feature to summon spectral steed during the Elden Beast the boss battle.
They finally made that dogshit boss fight good with this one simple change, holy frick

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit the DLC is out already???

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no, it's the day one patch before the DLC drops. DLC is in like 12 hours

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >DLC is in like 12 hours
        3 hours

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >DLC is in like 12 hours
        3 hours

        Soon..

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i'll refund this frick out of this and go buy the wow expac if its "delayed" to 9pm

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            why would you buy the wow expansion

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              im not...but i have to show my impudent rage some how ya know anon?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      new zealand ps5s apparently have it, there are streams on twitch

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >used spectral steed on Elden Beast
    You didn't beat the game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i don't understand this public coping mechanism. your future runs of the game are more fun now, not less fun -- you are going to play it through again, right? otherwise, why call attention to it? and you're upset that you had to do it the hard way before but it's because you had to get there before everyone else? and if you weren't upset in the first place, why comment at all? deeply discontent behavior. possibly deranged, even.
      should i not buy this game?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But you didn't beat the game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's a meme, that's all.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >ESL brownoid

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >should i not buy this game
        absolutely. why the frick would you? it's not really a good action game, or rpg, or adventure game. just a weird amalgamation of ideas that are poorly implemented

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this lol, Elden Ring is a garbage game. THe only good thing it has are great graphics.

          + bad rpg
          + bad story (none)
          + no dialogue system, just repeatedly smash the talk button and teleport around the map and back to get more of it
          + bad items (armor irrelevant, all weapons almost identical strength)
          + idiotic slowmo attacks of bosses that break immersion

          man this list goes on and on

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Buying a nerfed game
        If you didn't already beat it before they kowtowed to shitters then there's no point. It's ruined now. Same with AC6.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >your future runs of the game are more fun now, not less fun

        Not when every weapon is shit compared to launch. And now even INT guys got nerfed, not that I ever wanted to be an INT guy.

        The Elden Beast change is great though.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GODSLAYER GS FIXED LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Increased the damage of charged attacks of the following weapon types: Axes / Greataxes / Some Colossal Weapons
      Does this apply to Godslayer also?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Godslayer fix is listed in the bugs section
        They fixed the missing hyper armor on the ash

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >They fixed the missing hyper armor on the ash
          Oh yeah, it's literally all i wanted

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I beat the game with a greataxe as my only weapon, and the charge was already extremely powerful. I beat Mohg on the first try. You can stunlock the bosses with charged attacks.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Transient Moonlight
    >Decreased damage.
    Watch it still be good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, unless they reduced the stance damage. Won't be as OP though, but I think a decrease in stance damage (for the projectile only) was more warranted than a decrease in regular damage.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want Sekiro style boss rematches please.
    I don't want to play through the whole game to fight a fun boss again

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    essentially trivialises the entire fight to soldier of godrick level difficulty
    inane decision

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Elden Beast teleports 10km away from you
      >Having to run for 30 seconds multiple times against the homosexual is good game design
      Not being able to summon the fricking horse from day 1 was fricking moronic, both gameplay wise and thematically

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        T H I S

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        or the elden stars spam

        or having to run 90 miles

        or the 1 hit KO

        >haha im gonna swim away again 🙂

        I just used mimic on radagon to skip to this fricker faster.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Fun >>> le heckin prepare to die XD

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The fight isn't even difficult. It's just tedious to keep running to him every time he teleports two miles away

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Your narrative is crumbling discordtroony

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even tedious, it shoots a few ranged attacks for you to dodge and closes the distance with one of its melee attacks. Fighting it with Torrent is gonna result in chasing it even more because it's programmed to dive and gain distance if you're close.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Some day soon people like you will be forced to acknowledge that tedium is not difficulty or challenge. You aren’t interesting because you insisted on running from one edge of the map to the other to chase down the boss because there were no other movement options available.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You are exaggerating, holding the run button for a few seconds isnt tedious or difficult in a few boss fights out of many.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tourists will seethe, but you're correct. Elden Beast was too easy as is and this change makes it impossible to ever lose to. Adding torrent is fine, but then other aspects of the fight should be made more difficult and interesting to compensate.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Radagon is very hard, Elden Beast is fine as a victory lap.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This, he’s literally the easiest remembrance boss now.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If the difference between "easy" and "difficult" is "you can ride a fricking horse now" then I don't think the fight was ever actually difficult at all, just unnecessarily padded out.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Beast was never really difficult, his difficulty stemmed from being drained of resources by Radagon if you perform poorly on that fight, and for wasting your time.

      He's more of a spectacle (like Rykard), I don't know why you nu-Fromdrones are so opposed to spectacle fights.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        "The hard boss fights are the best part of Fromsoft games" gays ruin everything for everyone.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Spectacle fights go back to DeS (Stormking, Dragon God.)

          It's a red flag for a secondary brought in by either ER itself or the DaS1 PC port.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I enjoy the Rykard spectacle fight more than any of the "actual" bosses in Elden Ring.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry about your disability.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I love Elden Beast's aesthetic as well, he looks cool, and his arena is very beautiful, I love stars and that kind of cosmic Lovecraftian aesthetic.

              But the constant running around the field is a total slog.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            And then you're just left with roll R1 spam

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              R1spam is the lowest DPS you can do in this game with 99% of weapons, and spamming consecutive rolls is a complete waste of time because bosses rely on few swings with delayed hits, easily catching buttom mashers.

              And guard-counters hit as hard as fully charged R2, so even 100% tank builds that never roll are viable.
              Try actually playing this game.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Cool gameplay. Though it makes me even more tired of using the Dorito.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I think the biggest mistake from made was not giving you tutorial cues about being able to effectively duck attacks with jump r2s.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not wrong, I am replaying it, and my opinions on the boss fights and combat has improved.

                I'd still say the player's overall moveset has poor synchronicity with the bosses, and is fairly limited in a frustrating way with some fights. I also do think the combat is a bit too passive, with many instances of having to sprint away, wait until a combo (or combo extension finishes) and then punish, either with a running R1, R2 or jumping attack, perhaps AoW (I am using Broadsword, so Square Off.)

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                thats a cool build. can you post it? ive been looking for something sekiroesque thats more than just roll roll roll r1

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Every Souls boss is a spectacle fight since there's no challenge or depth to them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >spectacle fights.
        Thats all well and good but running a mile to hit him once only for him to teleport across the map again was so fricking annoying. I would have prefered a smaller arena than using torrent

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Thats all well and good but running a mile to hit him once only for him to teleport across the map again was so fricking annoying. I would have prefered a smaller arena than using torrent

          Didn't say to the contrary, I agree, now he's less annoying, and you can appreciate that his aesthetics and presentation more.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      First off the fight is gay anyway and overstays its welcome. And the boss constantly either teleports or uses a move that requires you to run 100 yards away from it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      moron. Tedious != difficult.
      t. Has beaten EB several times

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You’re brown

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >essentially trivialises the entire fight to soldier of godrick level difficulty
      elden beast wasnt even difficult in the first place you shitter noob lmfao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually one of the stupidest decisions they ever made. The Elden Beast is the FINAL boss of the game. Its SUPPOSED to be hard. They only did this to validate all the redditgays that were too shit at the game to beat it without the horse. Now beating the Elden Beast means literally nothing, might as well brag about killing a footsoldier.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The Elden Beast is the FINAL boss of the game. Its SUPPOSED to be hard.
        No, the Elden Beast is shit. At least now it's kino. If they want to make it harder, they should go back and buff Radagon. EB being a victory lap after an incredibly hard Radagon is much better than a tedious EB.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >kino
          Scrub detected.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >now it's kino because you trigger his dive twice as frequently!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He is clearly meant to be a spectacle, Radagon is the actual difficulty of the final boss.

        >B-but that's gimmicky.

        Welcome to the series, it's done this before, the final boss of Demon's Souls is a pitiful slug you fight in a small room, the Moon Beast is easy, and is more just a spectacle and story beat followup to Gehrman, it's nothing new.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's a common thing for them to have an actual difficult 'second-to-last-final-boss' then an easier follow up boss, for plot reasons or spectacle.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >an actual difficult 'second-to-last-final-boss' then an easier follow up boss
            It wasn't Radagon and EB, it was Godfrey and Radagon+EB.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >It wasn't Radagon and EB

              Yes, it was.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not in this case anon the entire arc of the blacksmith is forging a blade to kill a god it’s kind of moronic if it’s a joke victory lap

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Not in this case anon the entire arc of the blacksmith is forging a blade to kill a god it’s kind of moronic if it’s a joke victory lap

              He's improving your weapon in order to kill not just the god, but the demi-gods as well.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You care about the blacksmith's "arc"?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Radagon is the actual difficulty of the final boss
          Except Radagon was easy af, I beat him on my first try

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Except Radagon was easy af, I beat him on my first try

            Cool, I had a lot of trouble with him because my build was different.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You never played a single second of the game. Yes, we know, you know, everyone knows it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, I am just an impatient fool at the game and have always understood the mechanical flow of the Elden Beast fight, which is based on a simple cycle of patterns and distancing.
        With torrent, escaping the ring attack, arguably the boss's signature and most grandiose move, is now redundant because Torrent can leave it within a split second. The move has absolutely zero function now beyond pointless spectacle.
        The beast's consecutive sword arcs, cosmic dust, elden stars etc. all serve essentially zero purpose as well. Maybe you'll clipped by them if you're somehow deprived of hands in real life. Returning to the boss and whirling around it on Torrent will nullify any potency the boss has, and reduces it to an exercise in swiping your sword left and right.
        With your celebration of this needless alteration that panders to vapid cretins like Joseph Anderson, take a merit badge as well for getting to the end of the game with profound mental moronation.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Saw they’ve nerfed Blasphemous blade, DMGS and also Terra Magicka and the Cerulean hidden tear duration for PvE among other things

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >they’ve nerfed Blasphemous blade
      Oh for frick's sake I just built around it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Taker's Flames
        >Decreased the fire’s poise damage.
        >Removed the fire’s knocking down effect.

        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They only got rid of the knockback effect and reduced the poise damage of the skill, the healing effects and damage were untouched so it is still comfortably OP

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The knockdown was how I managed Malenia.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Just use duel whips on her, she staggers from each hit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Blasphemous blade
      Just poise and knockdown which I honestly don't much care about. It's still "way more damage than a charge r2 at huge range" along with healing.
      >DMGS
      They just shifted the poise damage to the actually sword it seems so that you can't just spam wave.
      >Terra Magicka and the Cerulean hidden tear duration
      This tells me they haven't designed enough bosses that could deal with Comet Azur even in the dlc because let's be honest it's the only spell that warrants these nerfs. Having to root yourself was already enough of a drawback to terra magica and spamming an actual spell instead of comet Azur renders cerulean tear just ok. It's only when you have the trifecta of tear, terra magica, and comet Azur that you have enough damage to warrant the setup.

      On the other hand they buffed prince of deaths staff and golden order seal scaling so those of us who kept leveling while waiting for the dlc are getting a damage buff.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Knockdown was the best thing about it. Without its stopping power this ash of war is practically useless.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree. The best thing is the range and damage. I don't care about knocking down an enemy when I don't have to be close to them to do huge damage. I wasn't ever going to jog up to a boss to do a pitiful critical attack after stance break when I could just hit them with two more taker's flames instead. Regular enemies won't be knocked down but they'll still probably stagger a bit which is all I need to hit them again.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they should have limited the maximum cast length of Comet Azur to 15-20 seconds or something (irrespective of remaining FP)?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hidden tear nerf isn't just related to Comet Azur, it basically kills other strong channeled spells which are arguably stronger. What a shame.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There aren't any. Meteor is cooler sure but against anything smaller than fire giant it doesn't accomplish much that comet Azur couldn't.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Decreased the heal amount reduction from the Flask of Crimson Tears and increased the heal on attack effect when using Malenia’s Great Rune.
    Now this one I'm interested in. How much closer will it be to Bloodborne?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >- If "Include Distant Areas" is selected when using the Small Golden Effigy, summoning pools within the Mohgwyn Palace will not be selected for summoning, even if you have activated them.

    >- If you are within the Moghwyn Palace and select “Nearby Only” when using the Small Golden Effigy, you will be able to be summoned within the area.

    Huh? For what purpose

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing Nihil on a summon with limited flasks (especially if he's a mage) without the chance to equip the purifying tear doesn't sit well with some people.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    INT sisters... Not like this...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Decreased the effect that increases the power of spells of Terra Magica.
      >Decreased the effect duration of the Cerulean Hidden Tear.
      Laser cheese bros...

      Just picked up Terra Magica for my night sorc
      It’s over

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Decreased the effect that increases the power of spells of Terra Magica.
    >Decreased the effect duration of the Cerulean Hidden Tear.
    Laser cheese bros...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >cerulean flask nerf also hits other funny combos like endless meteors/crystal machine gun
      >decreased poise damage of Moonlight GS beamu (All)
      >shitter staves buffed
      >Moonveil nerfed again(PvP)
      Very gay all in all
      Swear they castrated the beam just to keep people from lasering down DLC bosses and posting the video

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ER is a Faith game, fedora tippers are not welcome

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        because that was fricking gay play the game, you literally not playing the game if you just kill the boss in a few seconds

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They do this every time. That’s why I went INT first playthrough at launch and have zero regrets.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't affect me since I beat Mohg with repeated Comet Azur spam where we both took turns trying to exploit each other's opening (me when Mohg finished an attack, Mohg when I was chugging Cerulean Tears to recover FP because I ran out of them).

        It was actually a pretty fun way to use Comet Azur for that fight.

        And I see they buffed my main catalyst, Prince of Death's Staff, which makes me happy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How much shittier does the MGS need to be?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Darkmoon is one of the shittest variants of the Moonlight Greatsword, but at least it does amazing poised damage at range in a game where stance breaking is big.
        >Nerfed
        >Moonveil nerfed again, probably worse than a cold uchi at this point
        >Glintblade phalanx nerfed
        >Dogshit weapons like Carian Knight Sword still dogshit
        Frick they really hate int.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Int weapon users maybe, but the spells have always been kino.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Well they just nerfed the frick out of the laser. Guess they want us to spam even more Night Comet. Also still made about them nerfing launch Adula's Moonblade

            I get a feeling that the idiots handling the balancing just want every weapon to be played equally without accounting for the fact that some weapons are more popular due to reasons that have nothing to do with their strength.
            People use the MGS because it's a cool weapon associatd with Ranni. Ain't got shit to do with how strong it is.

            This. Also it's the fricking MGS. It's their signature of weapon. People were using because of what it was. It's never been top tier in ER, I don't see why it needed a nerf.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Well they just nerfed the frick out of the laser. Guess they want us to spam even more Night Comet. Also still made about them nerfing launch Adula's Moonblade
              Or Rancors.

              Personally, as an archmage, I carry a lot of spells to answer any situation.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I never got around to doing an archmage (i.e. pure magic) playthrough, so if FROM wants to nerf magic to DS2/3 levels then I guess I'll just cheat engine dat shit back to former glory.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I get a feeling that the idiots handling the balancing just want every weapon to be played equally without accounting for the fact that some weapons are more popular due to reasons that have nothing to do with their strength.
          People use the MGS because it's a cool weapon associatd with Ranni. Ain't got shit to do with how strong it is.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      LMAOOOOOO HOPE YOU INTIGGERS CHEESE'D MOHG WHILE YOU HAD A CHANCE

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I did
        I beat the game shortly afterwards

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      magic is still OP. gonna use DMGS int build with magic + mimic that also spams magic.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I am amazed they haven’t removed the stacking of passive boosts that dual wielding the same staff/ seal gives… surely giving the likes of Night comet a free 69% boost by dual wielding the staff of loss isn’t intentional kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >nerfing a single player game
      What compels a motherfricker to do that?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >What compels a motherfricker to do that?
        Putting own ego in game's difficulty and lack of severe beatings.
        Introduce mandatory ass-beatings for uppity devs and watch game quality soar across the market.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Intgay seething

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >cerulean flask nerf also hits other funny combos like endless meteors/crystal machine gun
      >decreased poise damage of Moonlight GS beamu (All)
      >shitter staves buffed
      >Moonveil nerfed again(PvP)
      Very gay all in all
      Swear they castrated the beam just to keep people from lasering down DLC bosses and posting the video

      int is by far the gayest and most pozzed way to “play” the game. eat shit, castertroons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's the casual way to play the game, you don't need to use so many moronic /misc/ buzzwords.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >80 int
        >darkmoon greatsword hits like a truck
        >can use terra magica/comet/rannis moon
        literally multipurpose jack of all trades.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >darkmoon greatsword hits like a truck
          Does it though?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yes, especially with the l2 buff, plus frost procs chunk health bars down.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >l2 buff
              Nothing in the MGS got buffed this patch.
              You got a nerf to poise build up on the beam.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                the contact portion of the R2s got buffed
                essentially you're encouraged to point-blank shit with it instead of treating it like a glorified staff that casts one spell

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Except nobody fricking point blanks the goddamn R2
                If I'm point blank I'm gonna R1.
                Especially because the R2 only does significant damage on a charged hit.
                I question if Miyazaki even plays his damned game.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure only playtesting they have had going on heavily involved debug menu to 'speed things up'

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I point-blanked Malenia with it. You bait her attack with one and charge another immediately.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Except nobody fricking point blanks the goddamn R2
                Try it, it's good.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >2023
                here's current patch
                don't mind the damage difference, it's only +6

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, still alright. Point-blank it is for this then.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yeah it's pretty much fine, people are reading the patch notes without actually trying things and overreacting like these aren't mostly tiny adjustments
                if your entire build is dead because you need one more hit to get a stance break than you did before while still shitting out the same insane damage then you have bigger problems to work on

                So 3 swings vs 2 for a stagger
                That's fricked considering that's only an overworld enemy, even if an "elite" one.
                I bet it's even worse for bosses.

                note the old webm was two fully charged hits, mine was two uncharged and one charged
                after two fully charged point-blanks, you can get the break with even an R1, so it's a fairly small nerf that affected this specific breakpoint

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So 3 swings vs 2 for a stagger
                That's fricked considering that's only an overworld enemy, even if an "elite" one.
                I bet it's even worse for bosses.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Terra magica is already a powerful spell, it affect all spell damage if i remember right, not just sorceries, and in co-op it's even better.

      >still capped at 60 fps without mods
      >no ultrawide despite the fact that the game supports it but they add letterboxing for no reason
      What the frick is their problem?

      >no ultrawide despite the fact that the game supports it but they add letterboxing for no reason
      That's just a balance question

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't make a good magic system
      >Makes it OP
      >At least it's fun because of how broken it is
      >Nerfs it
      Fromshit has fallen

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's still strong, they're just nerfing the moronic laser one shot strats.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They're removing all the depth from it. Elden Ring is made for cowadoody audience

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Set down circle and fire laser had zero depth.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            More depth than R1 spam, unironically

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and now once again the strongest strategy is to spam comet/night comet which compared to comet azur requires no setup and has no drawbacks.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Or Rancors.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They did this in all the previous Souls games. Nerfing magic is a tradition, same as putting the MLGS in every game they make.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Fromshit is so addicted to recycling they now recycle balance
          BRAVO FROMSHITTERS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ME UNGA BUNGA!

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >still capped at 60 fps without mods
    >no ultrawide despite the fact that the game supports it but they add letterboxing for no reason
    What the frick is their problem?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pc gimmicks that does nothing but introduce more problems for the devs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no official ultrawide support
      What the frick is wrong with them? The game ready supports it but they but black bars for non 16:9 resolutions.

      Beat me to it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The game ready supports it but they but black bars for non 16:9 resolutions.
        The funniest thing is that the game sometimes completely stops rendering those black bars entirely, giving you proper ultrawide for a bit before they appear again. It clearly works, but due to (what I presume) PvP balance issues they lazily force everyone into 16:9.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're Japanese.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no ultrawide
      works on my machine

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        *no native ultrawide support

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can you use the fps unlocker online without getting banned?

      pc gimmicks that does nothing but introduce more problems for the devs

      Holy cucksole Black personcattle
      Black person unlocked fps has been a thing for years, its just pure incompetence

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    horse combat is not fun

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      See

      >Elden Beast teleports 10km away from you
      >Having to run for 30 seconds multiple times against the homosexual is good game design
      Not being able to summon the fricking horse from day 1 was fricking moronic, both gameplay wise and thematically

      fricktard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You don't fight on the horse, you homosexual
      You get there then dismount and fight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >horse shitbox gets randomly nailed by some attack
        >now on the floor with no i-frames taking 2 years to get up
        not fun

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Man they never fricking everything. DMG, Blasphemous, Mogh Spear.
    I am glad I don't share the builds I use online lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Blasphemous
      they nerfed it frick, that shit carried me like till mogh then i switched to the falling star

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >blasphemous
      Kek, i know i sucks but managed to finish the game just spaming L2 (except with Placidusax, i was stuck with that fricker until i cheese him with that black dog blade)

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a seriously drastic, very late change to elden beast. I feel like it’ll be trivial to beat now.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It took them two years to make it so items used at the coliseum don't get used up? I'll take it, but damn

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-112
    Is this link broken for anyone else?

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Whyyyyy
    I don't want to play homosexualass base game again

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Horse should instantly disappear once taking a hit or hitting enemy in combat
    It should only be allowed as a pure traversal tool

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just remove Elden Beast and give Radagon another phase.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yup

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yup

      Boring frickers.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >he says while defending a boss fight that involves you having to stop engaging with said boss to run over to it
        lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Radagon is the worst part about the entire fight. Theyd be better off seperate or Radagon getting removed. He's a more boring generic shit bossfight than Elden Beast.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dead on arrival

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >taker's flames nerfed
    kek. multiple streamers like cohhcarnage and drdisrespect abused this a lot

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol they're really nerfing all the infinite stun/one-shot builds

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Frick god damned Hackazaki. LEAVE MY BLASPHEMOUS BLADE ALONE

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Blasphemous blade still has ridiculous scalings but it's now a crutch weapon for people with poor flask management instead of an L2 machine. Deserved

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Meh, the raw damage is still untouched. Just use the skill again instead of going for the critical

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That wig wearing homosexual would have never beaten Malenia without that Taker's Flames knockdown. Both him and mimic spamming it too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Who fricking cares. Malenia is a b***h that kneels to a lot of shits. You can hard knockdown her with fricking Caria impaler. You can still delete her with Giant hunt. You can cheese her with night comet. Removing one thing won't change anything for those morons, they will just use something else.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          its just that these streamers completely built their playstyle around this one overpowered weapon ability and refused to change it to anything else

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is that the L2 on the shield that shoots fire? or was there a spell version of it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      about time

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are we back? Does INT/FTH get good staves now?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >christians keep winning
      IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!
      ATHEIST INT BROS WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just checked it. You are still better off with Rennala's at high Int.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good, that was boss fight was pure trash

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >shitter weapons getting nerfed
    I fricking love it. Time to get good, morons.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They finally turned on Dark Mode

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Going into this DLC with my love got even better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hope there are huge throwing axes like this in the DLC. I already saw those massive hammers you can throw.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no....

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this shit makes no sense man. the moon bean is the whole point of that weapon. imagine and int/strgay getting in close to deal actual damage with the blade.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >. imagine and int/strgay getting in close to deal actual damage with the blade
        Literally me. The poise damage stacks from both hits and trivializes the game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i mean, it's a magic beam, it's not supposed to do much poise damage.
        and personally i liked to use it as a double-hit thing to connect with both for big damage.

        if i wanted to spam magic missile at range, that's what the staff is for

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's the poise damage, anon, not the damage itself.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't tell Miyazaki but Ice Spear literally had more range and inflicted poise breaks faster than the DMG anyway.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Clayman's Harpoon and Ice Spear bros... We won.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Please please PLEASE don't fix the Niall skip

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My beloved...nerfed into the ground FRICK MICHAEL ZAKI

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How bad is the hit? All I saw the decreased poise damage thing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I dont see a single change to dynast's finesse, bloody helice, or heavy thrusting swords (that is not pvp related).

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Blasphemous Blade shitter status?

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The new hairstyles any good?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're woke

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Black folk?

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So was that an oversight or a bug they just never before got around to fixing? Because the boss fight feels like it was designed for torrent to be out.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Kick
    >Increased the poise amount when using this skill.
    Oh baby

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >added support for Arabic language
    hamdullilah brothers... we eating good tonight (couscous)

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Moonlight Greatsword

    Increased the poise damage of heavy and charged attacks, but decreased the poise damage of the generated magic wave.

    R2 will frick shit up even more now, the poise dmg of the beam isnt relevant.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The poise dmg of the beam is very relevant.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >decreasing poise damage on cloudform
    >decreasing bleed buildup on bloodboon
    I can't accept Radahn as the hardest if my ass gets nerf'd before I fight him

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Increased speed and damage of axes
    Aw yeah, just in time to destroy the dlc with my beautiful warped axe.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    New hairstyles are pretty good

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Blasphemous blade has been officially killed

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what builds are good in Elden Ring now?
    I'm going to be honest, I played through it once at launch and cheesed everything with bleed
    I have no clue what's good now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Play what you want. There are few, if any, downright awful weapons in the game. Everything is at the very least decent.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Elden Beast was clearly designed with Torrent in mind from the beginning, I always assumed not being able to use him for it was a bug.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was a mistake and never addressed it til now to save face

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No nerfs to claws or fists? Guess I'm still going to destroy everything then.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they nerfed the heavy running attack of fist weapons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How will I ever recover?
        >Holds R2

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Jumpmaxxers stay winning

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >patch notes
    >almost exclusively nerfs
    Is this all from people b***hing over PVP?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Almost exclusively, every time there's a perfect you can thank pvp exploit gays.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pvp and pve adjustments are serperated you absolute fricking moron, fromsoft has always nerfed shit that made PVE easy in EVERY game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      anon that is just absurd

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Increased damage of the Whips weapon type
    Nice, I was planning to run dual hoslows

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    None of the nerfs matter to me because I'll be using a weapon I find in the DLC.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK yes, i'm currently smashing my head against that wall and i'm sick of running back and forth across that arena

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reminder to have a mimic and tiche at +10

    if a boss is unfair, then repay the favor

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mimic by beloved.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta double my chances.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just killed Mohg with the help of Tiche, it's almost as OP as mimic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      my two lads are never leaving my side

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pvpgays keep ruining the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Install seamless coop to deny them their 2 second dopamine rush.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't they nerf jump attacks? At least reduce that massive poise damage they do.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What I don't get is why they're even bothering to backpedal on Elden Beast now after subjecting players to it for this long. They were confident in this version of the fight for years but get cold feet on the eve of the DLC?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its simple. If you summon torrent during the elden beast then you didnt beat the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >now after subjecting players to it for this long
      They got a dlc now so the final boss doesn't need to be a b***h.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of pandering to pvptroons they should work on all the cut content they gutted from the game.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was the area with Mohg and the Cocoon always a safe zone where you can't attack? Or did this patch add that too?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely new. I was just whacking Michelle's hand with a sword after killing Mohg yesterday

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely new. I was just whacking Michelle's hand with a sword after killing Mohg yesterday

      its probably to prevent people killing that npc that gets added there in the dlc

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Never thought the final fight needed torrent or why people clung to this one boss with the idea. There are other giant flying bossess that also dont have horse summoning.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because having your horse friend thats accompanied you through the whole game help you fight the final boss is peak sovl you fricking dead-eyed husk

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My car acompanies me through my entire day but I dont take into the house and tuck it in my bed. Are you 12 or something?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What a sad sack you are

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Blasphemous Blade nerfs
    Oh nononono what are the faith babies gonna do now?!
    >catalyst buffs all the way down
    Feels good to be a Fai/Int chad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Feels good to be a Fai/Int chad
      You and me both brother.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So can we finally admit that
    >muh develepooz tr00 intent
    was always a dogshit moronic argument and fromsoft are just morons? How did it take them two years to patch Torrent in? Frick this company honestly

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >entire game crafted with pvp in mind
    >co-op, invasions, blue rings, colosseums
    >entire system is always fricked with a 1-second delay because of the networking
    >been this way since the original Dark Souls
    I cannot fathom how much this fricking baffles me that the online experience hasn't improved in 25-years, that there's entire guides made to 'get good' at the network delay and learn to adapt to it instead of From making servers, just fricking baffled man, maddening

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Butcha-U

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They probably don't have any idea how bad latency affects things outside of Japan. Everybody's so close to everyone else there, latency is really low and things work much more consistently.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      doujin name?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      doujin name?

      https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/soul-fertility-english-353465-1873216.html#1

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        god bless you anon

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >added support for the Arabic language
    ALLAHU AKBAR

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >summon your go to spirit for the final battle
    >boss crushes a glass pellet between his fingers and sends your spirit away
    Id love to see that.

  62. 1 week ago
    SHiN

    >lots of weapon buffs
    >but enemy AI, damage, behavior are unchanged
    Basically you're more overpowered than before?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on your weaponfu. Helicecels don't seem to be having a good day.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >still haven‘t even started leyndell
    How doable is doing leyndell plus mohgs aids swamp before the dlc release?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just take your time. It's not going anywhere, and the full game is gonna have multiplayer activity for a while yet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Good point

        Mohg is easy do Varre's Questline

        Don‘t really want to for autistic rp reasons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Just take your time
        It's not really an option when there are spoilers literally everywhere before the DLC even came out and it's only gonna get worse.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares. You already know Radahn is the final boss. What does it matter

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Because discovering things for yourself is the most fun thing about these games. Same reason I don't watch any DLC trailers since Bamco loves putting everything interesting up front leaving you with barely anything to find out on your own.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mohg is easy do Varre's Questline

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >two of the new hairstyles are dreadlocks
    it's over...

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they nerfed stuff to encourage you to use the dlc weapons. (which will probably be busted)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well I watched a video of a guy who said the new casting weapon is one of the worst weapons in the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But they buffed axes. Sweet, maybe lots of new axes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Stormhawk axe is all you need.

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why nerf all this stuff when the DLC is gonna have stuff even more broken than all the pre nerf weapons.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      To hopefully force you into buying the dlc :*~~

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >They Nerf INT builds again
    >Don't nerf Faith

    Gonna kms

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      atheists btfo

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >just updated
    >inappropriate activity detected

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Inappropriate activity detected
      I didn't do anything?! Frick is that?

      they found your porn stash. you need jesus in your life

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >nerf everything fun that everyone uses but leave actually OP but boring shit intact
    Every single fricking time, all meta ends up being the most boring shit imaginable.

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Inappropriate activity detected
    I didn't do anything?! Frick is that?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They scanned your computer, you're fricked buddy

  71. 1 week ago
    SHiN

    OH FRICK NEW HAIRSTYLE WON'T GET TUCKED IN BY ARMOR!!!

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who fricking writes this shit?
    >we fixed something when something happens

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's fixed now so why would you need to know the details?

    • 1 week ago
      SHiN

      Sounds like they fixed the quick swaps like being able to buff weapons that cannot be buffed, swapping weapon move set to a different type of weapon, or swapping spells.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like Seppuku swap got fixed

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >heavy attacks on the starscourge greatsword still only swing one blade
    I love this weapon why does it have to be bugged

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon bros, are we even capable of losing?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FTH/ARC builds are too OP

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FTH/ARC builds are too OP

      >dragon spells for ranged spam
      >bleed weapons for close combat
      Actually stronger than INT builds at this point.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Been that way for a long while. STR/ARC is still not that popular but I fear it's gonna be the next on the chopping block.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Dagoth-Ur cosplay character becomes better
      Pretty happy about that but will still be doing my first DLC playthrough with my post-game pure STR build.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We're the coolest, the greatest, the strongest, the most versatile. We will never lose.

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Taker's Flames
    >Decreased the fire’s poise damage.
    >Removed the fire’s knocking down effect.

    I can't wait until the whole game is like Dark Souls 3 where every weapon sucks and there's no counter against all of the enemies that move around at 300mph!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      git gud moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you're gonna LOVE the dlc, with infinite hyper armor bosses!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm planning on using only new weapons/armors if possible for the DLC anyway.

        maybe you should learn to play instead of spamming L2 for every encounter and calling it unfair when it doesn't work

        I guess I could switch to Rivers of Blood and do exactly that like everyone else does.

        The fact is that "Fast Souls" isn't fun unless you add Sekiro deflection mechanics, which is why Lies of P is more fun than Elden Ring and I'm honestly looking forward to the DLC for that game more.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you should learn to play instead of spamming L2 for every encounter and calling it unfair when it doesn't work

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There are more ways to balance something instead of just removing its features outright. Souls games already suffer from 90% of the weapons of any given class being the same thing, why take away something that makes one unique?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it's still a gigantic fricking wave of death that kills everything in its path and refills your HP for the trouble
          knocking things down wasn't even unique to it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Wave of Gold still untouched though, which does the same but bigger.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It does not refill your HP lil bro.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >knocking things down wasn't even unique to it
            Yet it still got removed for no reason other than it being popular.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              it was popular because it was overpowered, and still is honestly

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It never works with way. Lots of OP shit isn't popular and after the popular one gets nerfed people move on to the next thing, making it popular, then it gets nerfed and so on. And we once again end up with a game like DS3 where nothing fun is allowed to be strong.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >this level of delusion
                yeah man people dual wielding great spears totally were absolutely unaware of how powerful that was before they decided to do so, yeeeah man using mimic tear too

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Calling summon and spamming magic shit is not "learning to play", Black person

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        maybe they shouldnt keep it that way for 2 years and then decide to rug pull it for their recycled asset expansion

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep nerfing shit years after the fact?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's typical of bad developers

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Which greataxes are godd besides the anchor?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Executioner's Greataxe

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped the game rather quickly because i was tired of the controller design on pc, ie. some actions are made through combinations of buttons assigned to other actions.
    I dont remember specific, but it was something like special attack was holding left and right mouse button or something, it felt strange at complicated.
    Is it possible to just assign single keyboard buttons to every action?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine how miserable it would be to play this game with mouse and keyboard, though I have a friend who swears by it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's definitely easier than playing on the controller.

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    magic still strong?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >low life oneshot "build"
      opinion discarded.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Laserbeaming got nerfed through Terra Magica and the tear. Still strong, but the oneshot build is kill.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        mimic can spam magic even if you run around

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're using summon, moron. What do you think this video is supposed to prove? That magic is strong? Well, it doesn't prove it. Any monkey can kill this boss with a summon. Show this fight without mimic

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >crying about a core game mechanic
        You have no argument. Concession accepted.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Once again, Black person. If you're using summons you can beat the game with rl1 using fists only. This video doesn't show that magic is strong. Any build works with summons. Are all brown people as dumb as you?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but it doesn't even matter, it's an overkill for this boss.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Now I can see that magic is OP on that boss, huh. Still not using it cuz I don't like color palette sorceries have

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, sorcery isn't really diverse when it comes to spell design, though gravity ones are cool. Faith builds win this one.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the devs allow ashes because they balanced the game around it. otherwise, there would be no option to use them.

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Killing builds for any reason

    Why are they like this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Try being less awful.

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >RoB and mimic untouched
    cool, I don't have to change anything

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rivers has been inferior to a generic occult katana for ages now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What? Which katana. You mean like uchi with some kind of effect added to it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ROB is worse than Bloody Slash.

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THEY KILLED BUBBLE SHOWER WTFF

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anything decent I can put on my Magic Misericorde now that they have nerfed the only reason to ever touch Glintblade Phalanx? Now adding it to the ever growing pile of sorceries in the trash bin

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is Blasphemous still good if I just want to hit shit with it? I've been going str/fth with the golden halberd planning to switch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They only nerfed the weapon skill.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only part of it that got nerfed was the knockdown and the poise damage on the art. Its healing on weapon art hit and on enemy kill is intact.
      But I feel like a shitload of bosses will be fire resistant in the DLC.

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will keep using the big stone slab shield and the default vagabond sword

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope they give us more resources to lvl weapons. Kinda sucks getting all these new ones and still can only lever like 5 to max arguably less since you probably already have 1-2 when dlc starts.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just edit your save file my dude. I've been doing this since DS1, without any problem.

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought dual wielding colossals was supposed to be good
    Why do i do like no damage

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >blasphemous blade nerfed
    Come home white man.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The windup on that is way too long for its short range.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but it does 700,000 stance damage and you can attack early by letting go of L2.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >partial holy damage
      >lategame bosses resist holy
      best looking sword in the game btw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >dude what if we gave your charged r2 three times the windup for 20% extra damage?

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Miyazaki once again kneels to speedtrannies and pvpgays and nerfs a bunch of shit. Everytime

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder if you're angry about nerfs, the fault is solely due to MP subhumans.
    MP is a minigame for subhumans.
    Hate the subhuman for he ruins your fun. Shun them, bully them, and if possible drive them to suicide.

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >nerfing a single player game
    Why are modern devs so incompetent

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >added arabic support fot the gay DLC
    Devilish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you kill all the gays and FTH builds even have the ability to throw stones at them!

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will keep using that sword that shoots the blue laser and shoots fire.

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What am I even supposed to use after all the nerfs? I feel like I'm swinging around a wet paper bag on all the weapons I used years ago.

    You can still just summon Tiche and let her do the fighting for you, but I'd rather actually engage with the game mechanics.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You vill use ze basic katana and you vill be happy

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for beta testing gays, I can finally play the game as the devs intended.

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >literally none I use was nerfed
    >Everything I use or might use got buffed
    Yup yup the meCHADS won today.

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rhadan has also undodgeable attacks similar to the giant
    why no steed for them

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Based, the shittiest and the most boring fight now can be skipped. Well, half of it at least. Now you don't have to roll around hoping to avoid his projectiles shitty hitboxes while he flies around and you're unable to touch him. I mean, it's not even a fight if you're not allowed to touch the boss.

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are hammers and great hammers safe from the nerfs?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they got buffed, actually

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hammers and great hammers got more poise damage and less poise health (PVP only)
      hammers got a speed buff and great hammers got a stamina damage buff

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      BUT WE NERFED MAG-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why that staff and not the Lusat's Glintstone Staff?

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Poise damage nerf for dual wielding
    >Twinblades
    What the frick is your problem, thank frick I'm not a pvp gay

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Boob armor
    From has lost it...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to get filtered by woman Pontiff Sulyvahn aren't I?

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Their banning people using proton... Deckbros...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >inappropriate activity detected

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I have this too and can't play online. They are "working" on it
          https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1803730488751743427

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Recent items tab

    Absolutely fricking epoch-making game changer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Been wishing for some form of item log for more than a decade, finally these japs figured it out.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Otherwise the entire DLC would be combing through your entire inventory for the new shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        True, but even in the base game I had to hit the video playback button to see what I'd just picked up and even then it'd take time to find it.

        It's a feature the game needed from day one.

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all these gays crying about their broken shit getting nerfed
    feels good to be a Zweihander chad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based two hand big sword bro

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        we just can't stop winning

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I remember back in DS1 I was a zweihander chad and for literally every build zweihander but with a different infusion was the best weapon, amazing balancing and totally not boring after the first two playthroughs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >STRtard thinking that big weapon charged R2s and jump attacks is hard mode

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        harder than being a blasphemous/bleed troony

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          even then there is literally nothing more mindless than bloodbone/blasphemous spam

          Never used BB but sure, bleed is strong just like big weapons and STR is. My favourite run so far staff of the avatar and big shield, lots of guard counters and jump attacks. It was a cakewalk mostly.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        even then there is literally nothing more mindless than bloodbone/blasphemous spam

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >made a longshaft axe build for the DLC
    >DLC pre-patch buffs all greataxes
    das it mane

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based Konata, have fun!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you too, anonymous poster

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How viable is the Black Blade now?

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So they nerfed a lot, but there's some buffs too, anything worth checking out post-buff?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      eh most of the buffs wont translate well and are probably for the new weapons they are adding if anything.

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all this whining over little nerfs to objectively OP weapons
    Really shows how many l2-to-win babs there are. The nerfs aren't even that big, BB is still gonna wreck, you'll just have to put in a LITTLE effort while playing.

    If anons can get through with just a Claymore with no fancy ash, you can still get through with your BB and other top tier weapons.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand what's even the fun of the game when you remove all challenge by relying on OP shit?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Everything is OP in this game and Souls games hardly have any challenge in general.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can "get through", but will the game be fun at all when it's just Dark Souls 3 with more steps?

      The fun L2s is what sets Elden Ring apart.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about the nerfs because I use everything but I find it silly to make constant adjustments for pve.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >little nerfs to objectively OP weapons
      Where's nerfs to death poker, gargoyle twinblade, marais sword and others?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nerfing always makes a game less interesting unless it's absurdly broken which nothing in ER is.

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    has glintblade phalanx still escaped the nerf?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      AoW version is a no at least. Poise damage nerfed.

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >bloody helice only nerfed in PVP or when dual wielded
    >All my other Arcane weapons untouched
    Cool. It's literally nothing.

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >All the shit staffs got buffed except Staff of the Guilty
    Thorn bros...

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so with big weapons are you better off just spamming R2s for building up a riposte/critical hit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do zoomers love nerfs so much?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Games are are boring when 90% of the weapons are worthless and never ever used becasuse that 10% of super OP weapons that everyone spams.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarians feeling vindicated for not using "mainstream" weapons. Everyone has to feel special for finding "hidden gems" that are actually so much better than those popular ones, they're like hackers who cheat the system and have forbidden knowledge, clearly cut above the rest of the playerbase.

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >loretta's slash nerfed twice
    I assume that's because the generic ash of war and the skill from loretta's weapon behave differently, but none of them were even close to being busted so idk why they did that.

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Individual summoning pools can now be activated/deactivated from a menu
    Haha YES FRICK YOU FIRE GIANT. I know I could have just not touched that effigy outside his bossfog but I accidentally did cause I'm stupid. Also neat you can still be summoned to previously activated pools in ng+.

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >nerfs nerfs nerfs
    So fricking boring. Balance is never a good thing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can't have old weapons outshining DLC stuff. Gotta get people paying.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      90% of weapons never being used because they're weak is what's actually boring, but fell free to be completely insane while I laugh at you.

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes forget that this game has a crafting system. it's so useless.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Many consumables have S scaling in a stat, at 50 STR you can 5 shot some mid game bosses with Redmane Pots.
      They are extremely strong.

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FYI the terra magicka buff is now 22.5% and the cerulean hidden tear only lasts ~10 seconds now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I was wondering why Mohg wasn't getting lasered properly. Had to spank him the old fashioned way.

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nobody is summoning me outside mohg bros...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What level are you? I was getting near constant a few hours ago.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        125

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I was 120 with a weapon level of 21+. Odd. Maybe everyone went to sleep at the same time.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            maybe it's because my weapon is +25 already?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            where were you dropping your sign?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Right outside his door at the top of the lift. I found I got more action there then next to the bonfire/summon pool.

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Every patch.
    Every FRICKING patch they buff unga bunga STR shitters but they don't give us DEX chads any meaningful buffs, instead they nerf our weapons.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Problem?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's because even after all the buffs STR is still inferior. They can change the numbers but they can't change the fact that unga just isn't as effective.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How is it not as effective when ungabunga staggers in 3 hits?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      keen infusions got a universal scaling buff
      whips besides urumi all got buffed
      bows and arrows got buffed
      godslayer greatsword (dex/quality weapon, not faith) got its unique skill fixed

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did they change anything graphically?
    my PS4 Pro fan is going crazy now it didn't happen before the patch

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If they were gonna do this, WHY NOTNJUST FRICKING ADD WHEN THE ENTIRE PLAYERBASE WAS YELLING AT YOU FOR IT? Holy frick, this is just a slap in the face at this point.

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any anons know of a good broken build like old blasphemy blade where I can be brainless and ranged without magic?

    >you didnt beat the game
    i dont care about your e-ego

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Has there been any confirmation for the dlc giving more respecs with either larval tears or some other new method?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, there are larval tears in the DLC area. And somber/ancient smithing stones.

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played the game in over a year and I just realized I started a fricking NG+ and I just now got to Leyndell Capital, but I haven't fricking gotten to Mohg yet on the NG+ file, so I can't fricking access the DLC now in my main account UNTIL I fricking get to Mohgwyn, go through the dungeon, and kill Mohg.

    So fricking stupid, like I paid $40 for the DLC and I can't even access now because now I have to spend like 5-6 hours running around getting the haligtree medallion to get to the snowfields to get to the portal to go to Mohgwyn. I can't just jump into the DLC, frankly they should have given NG+ players a way to skip to the DLC content, like it's stupid that people like me have to REACCESS that content/area now to get to the DLC. I honestly would just turn on flight mode in a cheat engine and fly to the snowfields but I don't know if that's possible without breaking the game. The fastest way would be to take the portal in the snowfields, but I still need the medallion to access the snowfields, so I gotta go to castle sol and the alburnic village to get the medallion pieces.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Varré's questline?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What? I never did that in my main playthrough, but I read you can access Mohgwyn early doing his questline, gotta see how it works.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Can be done as soon as you get your first Great Rune.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I'm reading it now, kind of annoying questline, but might be faster than collecting the medallion pieces and what not.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's a lot faster since you can get to the stuff you need to do and get a lot easier.

              18~ spells
              40+ incantations

              Just respec bruv. There is a sweet looking staff though

              >18~ spells
              >40+ incantations
              Fricking hell what is going on at From? B-team is hands down fricking moronic.

              Sorceries go together a lot better than incantations do, so it's much easier to mix and match different types of sorceries for a coherent build than it is to mix together incantations.

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they ruined it, you mean

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the new dlc themed loading screens are refreshing to look at least. also i noticed the PS5 patch was labelled v1. ...13 instead of 12, was there an extra patch applied after this one?

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Played through the first time as mostly an int sorcerer.
    Now my DLC playthrough I'm doing mostly a fth cleric.
    I love being a magic caster bros

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Hasn't updated yet

    aieeeeeeeeeeee

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://thepiratebay10.info/torrent/75698774/ELDEN_RING_Shadow_of_the_Erdtree_Premium_Bundle
    Is this shit legit or am I downloading 17 crypto miners?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not even out to the public yet you think its real? lmao

      nah nice job anon will you send me some of the money you steal?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Pirating trash

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what do you think when the actual dlc files aren't even out?
      moron

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i leveled a fth fire zweihander guy like a year ago, how am i looking for the dlc

  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking kiwis can already play the DLC on consoles. what the frick happened to universal launches?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >what the frick happened to universal launches?
      it never was a thing really

  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Inappropriate online activity message shows when I back-out to the home screen and attempt to load-up one of my other characters despite an hour and a half of fricking around with Mohg summons and PvP
    I’m assuming FromSoft fricked something up again?

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just interested in how many new boss weapons there will be in the DLC. The ones from "not pontiff " is a given i guess?

  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >every sinngle patch further nerfs all of my int stuff
    What the frick. Should I just respec at this point?
    Do we know if the DLC has any worthwhile int spells and int scaling weapons? I feel like there will be more for faith and arcane and stuff.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      18~ spells
      40+ incantations

      Just respec bruv. There is a sweet looking staff though

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >18~ spells
        >40+ incantations
        Fricking hell what is going on at From? B-team is hands down fricking moronic.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          squeal intsissy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm int/faith. I'm cooking either way. Just surprised by the depth of Tanimura's moronation.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's Miyazaki who hates sorcery. DS2's magic was peak because of Tanimura.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You can only make up so many blue laser pew pews before you are out of ideas

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yeah true like 9 spells are the same thing but...bluer and then theres like 5 items that are just the spells but you only get like 20 a playthrough lol

  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how do I access the dlc area? that's all I wanna know

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kill radahn and mohg. Touch the hand that coming out of the cocoon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        tnx

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I swear this was intended in the first place and they never bothered to fix it.

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    based cdkeys sending keys early, i didn't even preorder i just bought it and immediately got it

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >split FTH/INT staves buffed
    >still no FTH/INT weapon affinity to go along with that build type, like dark/chaos scaling in DaS3

    Pain. Just wanted complete my Grim Reaper RP build which is split int/fth for the death spells, would be great to have an int/fth scaling affinity to slap onto the Scythe.

  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Too bloated to balance everything. I hope their next game practices restraint

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, muh open world! it's so kino!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they balance anything? It's a shitty sandbox game with no level design

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That would be botw

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah no. Miyazaki explicitly stated that balance and good gameplay is no longer the goal. Why do you think the dlc has difficulty sliders?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Why do you think the dlc has difficulty sliders?
            It does?

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I had an inventory set up for pvp but new patch pretty much ruined those setups, GGs from.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this patch really shouldve happened...i dunno 8 months ago?

  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like how people complained about dual lances being OP so they nerfed the tracking and damage, but they also nerfed all the possible counters even more so dual lances are still better than everything else.

  144. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I assume the patch adds in the DLC content so you don't need to patch it again once you buy it?

  145. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is the best rune farm still the albinaurics cliff?

  146. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    are fist weapons strong? you have like no range

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In PvE, Star Fist is probably one of the best weapons but in PvP they got their poise damage reduced so they no longer consistently stun high poise.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Star fists are busted.

      I had an inventory set up for pvp but new patch pretty much ruined those setups, GGs from.

      PvP is the reason for all these balance changes anyway.

  147. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good WA for a STR Halberd? Using Repeating Thrust right now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sword dance is great on almost anything

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Flaming Strike

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Flame Strike, Sword Dance

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Flaming Strike

        sword dance is great on almost anything

        Cheers, will check both

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Flame Strike or Sword Dance on most, but Braggart’s Roar is really good on the Knight Cavalry Glaive for some reason.

  148. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >No pest threads nerf
    Yup, I can still rape the big things.

  149. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Joseph Anderson called it two years ago, FromSoft forgot to enable torrent during the Elden Beast fight and were too embarassed to fix it until now.

  150. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Increased the damage of charged attacks of Axes / Greataxes / Some Colossal Weapons
    >My greataxe roar build that hits 3k per charged R2 is gonna do even more damage

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe godrey‘s axe will finally not be shit

  151. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good STR/fth weapons? I am using ordovis sword now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Staff of the Avatar was good. Ass slam is very fun.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I obliterated malenia with it on my 2nd character. Was fun as hell.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Blasphemous Blade is still good even with the nerf. Then there's discount BB: Gargoyle's Blackblade with holy damage instead of fire, no healing though.
      Godslayer's Greatsword too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based choice. Staff of the Avatar is also pretty good too, and while Malekith’s Blade is a bit of a meme it can be find to use every once in a while. Dual wielding Marika’s Hammers is also fun to do from time to time.

  152. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's still impossible to make an attractive female character with a normal looking skull. The only way to make them look passable is by tactically covering their heads with certain haircuts

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >i must coom while i rollslop
      Nobody fricking cares about how your character looks. Go play stellar blade you coomgay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        tons of people do, like half of the appeal of these games is playing the Make Your Knight dress up game

  153. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wtf I LITERALLY just +10'd my moonlight greatsword

  154. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just 3 more hrs sis

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >3 more hrs
      Ummmm anon, we have 8 and a half

  155. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like bloodborne
    Suggest me some cool weapon

  156. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >can no longer swap weapons from the inventory mid-combat in PvP if enemy is within a certain radius

    Kind of a big change to leave out of the patchnotes, no?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what's the radius

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is this true?
      I can't wait to see MP subhumans mald if so.

  157. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Moonlight greatsword poise decreased
    so is it a nerf or not? doesn't seem to affect the actual magic or frost of it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The poise was nerfed on the beam but increased on the heavy attack while the frost enchantment is on it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        so it is a "nerf"? seems like the man reason why the darkmoon is OP is still there

  158. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Silly fromsoft, you're supposed to buff other builds not nerf the op ones

  159. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anybody done a bow build before? it seems miserable with input reading.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only a few enemies react to projectiles and you have several weapon arts that trick them like Sky Shot.
      Bow only is extremely viable and fun, especially with all the strong status effects.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Greatbow oneshot build is wild.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've only done one focused on a shortbow. Damage blows, status effects are nice. Having ammo sucks but jumping around quick shotting stuff in the face on accident can be fun. Catching fleeing invaders with enchanted shot is also fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cry more, but game doesn't. If you are still using this excuse you are unironically just shit at the game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Your image contradicts your stated argument.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So instead of reading the player's input, it reads the animation... which is the result of player pressing a button. Your point is... ?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The average nu-Fromdrone doesn't grasp the ontological element of it.

          You may as well argue it's not reading your input because it's not literally reading your finger pressing the button, but the electrical signal sent in response from you pressing the button.

          It's fricking moronic, and anyone who uses the "animation reading" argument is moronic as well.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Look, a reddit spacing loonytroon.
            How original!

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >moron unable to grasp line spacing for readability or aesthetic reasons.

              Many such cases with the new rabble here.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for just giving up this time.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What else is there to say besides call you moronic?

                Even some of Moot's earliest posts had 'Reddit Spacing' just an FYI.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >moot did it so that makes it ok
                You think I wouldn't call him a redditspacing homosexual if he was here today? You are acting like a man who got bullied off being online is really the person you want to become. Fricking nugay tourist

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You think I wouldn't call him a redditspacing homosexual if he was here today?

                And he'd ban you for being a gigantic moron and a dipshit newbie.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >he'd ban you
                He wasn't some crazy ban happy person you autist. Just cause you would be if you were power hungry. Also I'm not a fricking 3 iq moron who can't reset his router in 10 secs to get a new IP. Truly so hard to ban evade.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >He wasn't some crazy ban happy person you autist

                He absolutely did ban people for being moronic (like you are being now.) Either way, last (you). Even Lowtax and Something Awful had somewhat strict rules on how you wrote and presented your posts (which would sometimes include line spacing for ease of readability.)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's a 400+ms delay between when you press the button and the AI is allowed to read the animation that you're just starting.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The average nu-Fromdrone doesn't grasp the ontological element of it.

          You may as well argue it's not reading your input because it's not literally reading your finger pressing the button, but the electrical signal sent in response from you pressing the button.

          It's fricking moronic, and anyone who uses the "animation reading" argument is moronic as well.

          >game waits until you perform an animation for the opponent to react than the exact moment you push a button.
          The fact there is a huge difference and you don't realize it makes you the moron. But complain more about artificial difficulty when you keep dying cause your a shitter.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >The fact there is a huge difference and you don't realize it makes you the moron. But complain more about artificial difficulty when you keep dying cause your a shitter.

            There isn't, the issue is it simply reads the animation too early, functionally and ontologically, it's still input reading. I don't really care otherwise.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you are a moron.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bow is pretty mediocre and the grind for arrows pushes it into complete shit if you aren't cheating arrows in.

  160. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know if the DLC will add more flails? The base game is severely lacking when it comes to options and they aren't very good to begin with so I'd really like a bit more variety here.

  161. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know what colossal weapons got buffed again?

  162. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >his powers are putting you to sleep and forcing you to love him
    He was the rapist all along, Mohg was merely fighting fire with fire.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can hear the fanfics being written right now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >smelled a flower at St. Trina's house
      >woke up three hours later with a pain in my ass an a salty taste in my mouth

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        better than waking up with a dick covered in shit

  163. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Buffstacking Str/Fai builds didn't get touched, THANK YOU MIYAZAKI

  164. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE ARE THE NEW HAIRSTYLES BROS??? I'm at the mirror and I cannot find them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The last five are the new ones.

  165. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Arguing the game doesn't input read is moronic but genuinely, what do you homosexuals expect the game to do?
    How exactly can the game (or more specifically the boss AI) react to you if not through reading your inputs. Again the fact it reads animations and not inputs is an irrelevant distinction, but the game needs to be able to punish you for incorrect timing on your actions. Otherwise what's the point of it being an action rpg and not turn based?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The reads are delayed to simulate reaction times, so you have ample time to dodge the attacks unless you're right next to the boss.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm aware of this. It isn't always perfect though (hence why some homosexuals post that one example of the enemies in the fire giant worshipper's fort)
        The point I'm making is that it has to be this way. There isn't another way to program an enemy AI that reacts accordingly to your actions. Input reading is literally the way the enemy knows to act upon your actions.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Input reading is literally the way the enemy knows to act upon your actions.

          This isn't wrong, but the point is just that some attacks and responses (Godskin heal punish as an example) are simply too quick, that's it.

          >You're just b-bad.

          I just sprint away and heal, it makes little to no difference.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Godskin heal punish is 100% dodgeable every single time if you're farther away than a 4-5 meters.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Correct, but ultimately the response is in my opinion still too quick.

              Either way, I just back off before healing.

  166. 1 week ago
    Awanama

    >Elden Ring - Patch Notes Version 1.12
    >Added new feature to summon spectral steed during the Elden Beast the boss battle.
    Based

  167. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So the update isn't actually released yet right or am I a moron? Because I'm on 1.10 and it says the game is up to date atm.
    But I see influencer-kuns using the new hairstyles already

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you're soft-banned you don't get the update.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not softbanned good joke

        The last five are the new ones.

        I know what the new hair looks like and they are not there also my update says 1.10 and when searching for updates it says up to date

  168. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The difficulty of the fight IS dodging the beast's ranged attacks. Letting you immediately close the gap objectively trivializes it because the thing cant fight for shit in melee.

  169. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They nerfed a lot of fun stuff that wasn't even broken. Bubble shower was OP against like 3 bosses lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >99% of nerfs only affect pvp
      What fricking nerfs are you talking about mate?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        read again monkey

  170. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    does pvp poise matter

  171. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They really were like
    >hmmm yes, death's poker is alright but nerf everything else

  172. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any pulley crossbow changes?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bolts (craftable ones at least) got buffed damage

  173. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ripple weapons nerfed in PvE
    for what fricking purpose the occult scaling was the only reason to use them now they're worthless like 90% of weapons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get it anon they were just too strong.

  174. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so moonlight does do poise break as easily, but the actual damage was not changed? what is the nerf?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      poise was changed, what took 2 hits before might take 3 or 4 unless you hit with the melee attack too

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that's what i mean, so essentially i cant poise but i can still melt with the charged attack. if that is true it is not that much of a nerf

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah moonlight and blasphemous are still the best weapons in the game by far they're just not that extra

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