Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree

Why can't Miyazaki write satisfying conclusions to any of his games?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Miyazaki didn't write or direct any games post DaS3.
    ER is by Tanimura, the Dark Souls 2 guy.

    I think ER also has the best ending of any Souls games with the Ranni ending.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >with the Ranni ending.
      First post worst post... Absolutely tragic day for Ganker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Miyazaki didn't write or direct any games post DaS3.
      That's incorrect. He didn't direct DS2 and AC6. That's it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That explains why those games were so good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Souls 2 (I'll find another way) has the best ending.

      Frenzied Flame with Melina alive is the next best one.

      Frenzied

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because he tries to subvert expectations rather than write what anyone actually wants.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        where is he now?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well, they're coping now at least.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In my opinion, this is the funniest thing that has happened on Ganker in years.
      Elden Ring fans accidentally admitting the final boss of their beloved DLC looks like low effort garbage is one of the most amazing own goals in Ganker history.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How? People haven't reversed on it being shit. Soulsborne is well into being too popular for Ganker to own or like it anymore. It's more popular than fricking CoD now.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          All the people in that image are pretending the boss fight is good now

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >all the people
            it's all the same falseflagging discord troon though?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ok that's fricking funny, especially the fact that all of these posters are probably still here acting like this never happened

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Begon snoys

      https://strawpoll.com/7rnzGYJX6gO

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >no tendie option
        modern snoys are irrelevant and not worth even mentioning

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
        Back to Twitter, ESL.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can't blame those people, this shit is unbelievably absurd. What the frick were they smoking to come up with something like this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >FROM would never recycle movesets and animations

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that fromdrones are mentally ill Black folk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW KWABOTY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the best argument for this website to have user IDs and not continue with anonymous posting.

      All of these homosexuals are still here.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And they will never admit it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They get to silently seethe at their posts getting posted showing them as fools
        IDs solve nothing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >saw blurry screenshots early and immediately assumed it was doomposting fake
      >saw webms and realized "wow they're actually fricking reusing this boss and everyone's gonna let them get away with it"
      should've been Godwyn

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >every single one of these guys is probably still here, defending the very same fight they shat on a week ago

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking saved, kek

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because he can't write at all
    now you realize why the zanzibart meme exists

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >messmer literally says the "forgive me" meme when entering 2nd phase
      It's like a parody

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >satisfying conclusion
    To what? There is no story. It's just a gameplay + lore game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There is just gameplay period. The lore is made up bullshit designed to send midwits into wild goose chases.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Stomping the Gay Agenda: The DLC
    What's not satisfactory?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he read too much berserk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In the bad and unoriginal way.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero references to Ranni
    >Zero references to Melina
    >Zero references to Gloam-Eyed Queen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Zero reference to Melina
      There is one, we now know that she is Marika's daughter and Messmer's sister.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But that was already established.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No we don't know that it's just assumed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FROM rarely answer questions from the base game with DLC, if anything they just add more questions.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        TOH answered a lot of questions, part of the reason why it's the best DLC

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          DS1 DLC, DS2 DLC and BB DLC was best

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            DS2 DLC is some of the best zones they've ever made

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Even the snow field?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No that part sucks
                the rest of Ivory King is incredible though

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella's feet, very potent. One whiff and you're under his spell.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i wish more endings were more cinematic instead of "lol you sit on throne"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You supposedly marry Marika in most endings but she doesn't even appear after you hug the nugget.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    unironically read a book

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's an allusion to how Christ cucks fricked up Europe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dark souls 3 had a decent conclusion if you decide to let the flame die

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella lost.
    Radahn lost.
    Malenia lost.
    Marika lost.
    Messmer lost.
    Mohg lost.
    Godwyn lost.
    Melina lost.
    The Greater Will lost.
    The Rot God lost.
    The Frenzied Flame lost.
    The Gloam-Eyed Queen lost.

    Ranni WON.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only waifu you can actually marry. Ranni won so hard. Why'd From limit it to only her? I love her and all but it's not exactly fair.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The miquella consort plotline was cut because miyazaki wanted ranni to be the only possible consort option
        It really is funny when you think about it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Miquella ending is not just absent, there's a Radahn NTR plot in its place for any of Miquella's fans. Brutal.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            gays just can't stop catching Ls

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing that would've annoyed me about that was if Miquella was Melina, since she's been helping from the start, it'd be a big traitor moment. Otherwise I just think it's funny in a pathetic sort of way that Ranni is the only consort option cause she's miyazakis waifu for elden ring, so you can't have any other options in game.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The man loves dolls. It's fine, so do I.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why does that dude remind me of zhang fei.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's the Jomon genes

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Why would Miquella have had fans he barely existed in the base game.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Same reason Astolfo and Bridget have fans I guess

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Gay guys in denial?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Miyazaki's Lightning

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why are japs so obssessed with their shitty waifus? Is it a fetish?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably one of the better Ranni arts I've seen because it actually draws her rope body and she doesn't have gigantic breasts or supple looking skin. The only part that is missing is her spirit face.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because the DLC was very unfinished, it seemed like they would do a branching path story based on how it starts, but they decided against it because it would make the project scope larger, which was just a DLC, a whole new game. You could have aided Miquella with Leda or joined the conspiracy to fight him with Ansbach. Instead of that, we just got fricking railroaded into Miquella being a schizo that just wanted to frick Radahn. Messmer is a red herring. We fight Miquella and Radahn for reasons they don't even tell us. Miquella even tells us to yield, but the game doesn't even give the players a chance to join him. It felt so fricking unfinished compared to the base game, where everything had 3 variables and choices.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Also the DLC had very lazy writing.
      >Oh, you need to get up the tower to find Miquella for "reasons"

      >Oh, you need to burn down the tree blocking your way. There's this guy Messmer, and he has the flames to burn it down.

      >Why was he evil and the central villain of the story? Oh, he genocided people. It's too bad that he only shows up in this one cutscene and doesn't even know who you are. You're just a home invader to him.
      It's fricking so lazy like ChatGPT wrote this shit based off the original Elden Ring plot.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because the DLC was very unfinished, it seemed like they would do a branching path story based on how it starts, but they decided against it because it would make the project scope larger, which was just a DLC, a whole new game. You could have aided Miquella with Leda or joined the conspiracy to fight him with Ansbach. Instead of that, we just got fricking railroaded into Miquella being a schizo that just wanted to frick Radahn. Messmer is a red herring. We fight Miquella and Radahn for reasons they don't even tell us. Miquella even tells us to yield, but the game doesn't even give the players a chance to join him. It felt so fricking unfinished compared to the base game, where everything had 3 variables and choices.

        You forgot that there's not even a cutscene transition to show you going to the land of shadows
        you just loading screen there immediately

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Also the DLC had very lazy writing.
      >Oh, you need to get up the tower to find Miquella for "reasons"

      >Oh, you need to burn down the tree blocking your way. There's this guy Messmer, and he has the flames to burn it down.

      >Why was he evil and the central villain of the story? Oh, he genocided people. It's too bad that he only shows up in this one cutscene and doesn't even know who you are. You're just a home invader to him.
      It's fricking so lazy like ChatGPT wrote this shit based off the original Elden Ring plot.

      I wonder what happened there.

      Still I like the companion mechanics, they should expand it in the next game, feel like actual quest characters.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They're never making a sequel. This DLC is probably the last hurrah for Elden Ring, so they just wanted to do fanservice with Radahn and Miquella. Mizayaki wants to make a different IP.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Lol. Bandai Namco will hold the studio hostage to make an Elden Ring sequel like they did with Dark Souls 2 and 3. Miyazaki never wanted those two games yet here we are. I can't believe I have to actually rely on corporate greed to get a sequel.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure fromsoft are self publishing from now on
            Elden Ring was bandai's last from game

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Where did you even get that info?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Fromsoft parent company sold 30% of shares to Sony and Tencent 2 years ago and claimed it was to fund expansion of publishing capabilities
                Also from got the Elden Ring IP off bandai namco a couple of months ago

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Dang and here I was hoping that Bandai's greed would compel Miyazaki to make a sequel. Oh well, I guess wishing for a sequel may end up being worse for my relationship with wife Ranni.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >wanting FROM to make even more shitty soulslike rpgs after they dropped the ball so fricking hard even normals are aware these games are nothing but increasingly convoluted ways of doing I-frame rolls

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This dlc is just Miyazaki being giga autistic about making the game extremely difficult instead of fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fromsoft will never deliver a finished product

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Let them take at least 10 more years and a more competent development team to finish all their games (aka remakes).

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah because that fixed demon souls... you fricking consumer clown

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Messmer is a red herring
      If you didn't see this from a mile away you are actually moronic.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Then why do all the advertising & CGI trailers with him? Make it about Miquella and expand the lore with Malenia, Radahn, and the vow. It seems like wasted resources for a Gotcha. He's not the main villain this other guy is. And it kinda fricks up the lore because who is this abandoned demigod. He's Marika's son, but it's never revealed if the father is Radagon or Godfrey

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Then why do all the advertising & CGI trailers with him?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Seems like the usual From formula of writing something up and then changing everything around last minute for no real reason. Hackazaki needs to be send to the retirement home already.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Gotta sell a safe cool collectible for consoomer whales, since a gay pedobait piggybacking Miquella on frankenstein Radahn (Mohg) wouldn't fly in most cases.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >but it's never revealed if the father is Radagon or Godfrey
          >red hair
          >cursed in some way
          >has a butterfly item that represents him
          I don't know context clues are obvious on who his father was.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          From writing is just dropping some random lore bits here and there and then letting you run wild with your own schizo theories what it means.
          You as the player put more time into thinking about it than they ever did.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >You as the player put more time into thinking about it than they ever did.
            everyone did it for free

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella/Radahn is beating my ass, I need to kill them before the inevitable nerf that's coming. Holy shit the attacks are undodgable, I won't summon but maybe I'll use bloodhound step? I have like 91% holy resist and nearly all powerups, holy frick I'm getting filtered.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How many Scadutrees do you have? The Elden Ring pros who play this shit all day say 15 is what you should have for the fight.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        17, guess I'll just become Miquella's slave...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How did you get your defense so high? I only have 70% with +3 talismans, 17 fragments and heavy armor. I'm getting fricking annihilated

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Shield talisman + Vow and the holy barrier.
            My build was to always be at max HP and defense while regening health with prayerful strikes. It decimated all other bosses till now.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What gear are you running? Im startin to get bored my moonveil and magic build and was thinking to try out str and fai

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't recommend STR+Faith for the final boss. Has holy res and can't stagger the 2nd phase. Complete hard counter.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      use a greatshield
      it makes the fight easy mode

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am a student of the Dryleaf style, and this is my Dune.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are the martial arts actually good?
      I tried them unleveled and they seemed to be pretty good at poise breaking random enemies really quick but not sure how good that's on bosses

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Goodnight, Sensei

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Leda's sword and chest piece look so cool, it's a shame you have to kill her to get it, and Hornsent's swords look cool as well I don't know if I fricked up by killing them, someone said you can either fight them and kill them or side with them, figured it looks you out of acquiring certain items/equipment though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure by the time you use messmer's flame the quests are locked in

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It railroads you into killing them anyways cause Mizayaki was too lazy to do other routes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You dont have to kill them at all but their quests dont end until the end of the game so I dont understand what the fricking point is.

      Killing all the npcs on sight gives you the same stuff.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only driven by spite at this point. I've respecced into STR and I'm bonking every single NPC on sight. I will cheese every encounter and will purposefully ignore any story tidbits. Frick this DLC and frick Miyazaki.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you will hit the boss one hit at a time and enjoy the art

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    20 hours in the DLC is very fun
    Meteor Greatsword is the raddest weapon they've ever made

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shit ending. And fromsoft are bad at making good lore and cutscenes for it. You just dint feel the game so good. Its sad cos this game have sonmuch potential with lovely geaphics and setings.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how is Dark Souls 3 not a satisfying conclusion?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do I have to summon Igon to conclude his quest fight? I know he has an item for summoning but I'm doing a solo run.

    Also, does the same apply to other NPCs?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You did for every other quest in the games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, you don't need to summon him
      To my knowledge the only guy you need to summon is the Hornsent for Messmer, and even then you don't outright brick the quest, you just get a different route

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodborne was his only coherent "story" with satisfying ends despite that world being the most gloomy of them all.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it was a satisfying conclusion to me

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the endings of Dark Souls 1 before the sequels ruined it all.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was better than what I intended it to be. It sent femboy gays into a frenzy when they didn't get their Ranni ending and instead watch him die like a b***h.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I knew Godwyn had his own conclusion and everyone claiming he would cpme back was moronic. I expected Miquella to be the final boss but I thought he would become some monster through ascension. The narrative was a lot more subtle and nuanced since Miquella, no matter how much of a Machiavellian manipulator he can be to Mohg, Radahn, or the Tarnished, is basically doing what his mother did, terrible things just to achieve the power to "fix everything". It's not a coincidence that the DLC takes place in the Land Marika wanted to hide in shame, after discarding entirely her past and Radagon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's ironic that the "Age of Compassion" begind with comrades killing each other over what Miquella did to Mohg and Radahn.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He can, Shadow of the Erdtree story is an unironic 10/10.
    But you didn't play it, you are just a homosexual shitposter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >all this just for malenia to tell radahn that miquella wants to frick him
      Ruined

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly reminder that Caelid got nuked because Malenia is a fujo who wanted to turn her half-brother into her actual brother's bussy slave.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Still not clear on why it was a battle. Did Radahn say no?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Carians instigated the war by cooperating with the Eternal Cities to assassinate the Golden Lineage. They fought to usurp the Fingers and protect Ranni from being forced into Godhood.
          The Twin Prodigies fought to achieve Miquella's ascension to Godhood so that he could fix everything.
          The remnants of the Golden Lineage, led by Godefroy, sought to assert their rightful claim as heirs to the kingdom after Godwyn's assassination.
          And Morgott led the Capital in the defense of the Erdtree.

          Godefroy first laid siege to Leyndell with Godrick working within the city to undermine it, but the siege was broken when Godefroy was captured and Godrick was forced to flee the city in disguise, taking refuge in remote Limgrave

          Radahn and Rykard fought Morgott's forces in Altus, but weren't able to take the upper hand and were driven off as Malenia's army landed at the Shaded Castle.
          Morgott's forces proceeded to lay siege to Volcano Manor but were stalemated on the mountainside.
          Radahn withdrew through Liurnia, bypassed Stormveil and regrouped in Caelid.
          Malenia pursued Radahn's army, cut a deal with Raya Lucaria to overthrow the Carians and laid siege to Stormveil after Godrick pissed Malenia off.
          This culminated in the Battle of Aeonia.

          The Fingers wanted to force Ranni to become the Elden Beast's new vessel, because Marika had become uncooperative and was too difficult to control.
          Ranni didn't want to be the mindless broodmare to a space slug and resisted her "destiny."
          Radahn and Rykard help Ranni rebel against the Fingers.

          Radahn halting the Stars was meant to prevent Ranni's apotheosis, but it had the unfortunate side-effect of also blocking Miquella's apotheosis. Miquella understands that the Fingers are wrong, but believes that he can make a better world and solve everyone's problems by becoming a god.
          The Fingers deliberately play the two empyreans against each other, intended to ascend the winner.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Still find it crazy how hyped up Radahn is when he got utterly embarrassed by Morgott.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              idk why everyone thinks Morgott is some clown to laugh at. He would have been the strongest heir if he wasn't an omen.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Morgott is the biggest gigachad in the game and does not get enough respect at all. Normal gays man.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing "gigachad" about being a kingdom's janny.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I can understand Ranni not wanting to get SLUG'D but does that really justify killing her innocent step brother? Wasn't there any other way?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Godwyn is gonna be trouble along the way if he wasn't murdered. He has good relations with the dragons, the Champion of the Golden Order and can match Radahn and Malenia in battle. If the Shattering happens while he's still alive and well, the Carians and other rebelling demi gods won't last long. So yes, he has to be disposed of.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >can match Radahn and Malenia in battle
                I don't know how the black knives beat him

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Death was a foreign concept back then. Imagine Godwyn's surprise when those blades the assassin have actually hurt and kill you. They're made with a fragment of the Death Rune I think.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >godwyn finding out his 99 vigor doesn't matter because he hasn't collected enough scadutree fragments

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                the whole gang snuck up on him while he was sleeping

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You know, Ranni could've just talked to him. She just merced the guy out of the blue.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, he's a loyal member of the Golden Order and most likely the next Elden Lord to be wed with Ranni. If she decided to raise her concerns with Godwyn, she'll be locked away in a prison awaiting to be Godwyn's bride and vessel of the Elden Beast. There's no talking or compromises since the fate of the Erdtree and the Elden Ring is at stake.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I can understand Ranni not wanting to get SLUG'D but does that really justify killing her innocent step brother? Wasn't there any other way?

            >Ranni getting SLUG'D against her will
            kinda hot but the elden beast is too cute and pure for that.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Radahn and Rykard help Ranni rebel against the Fingers.
            >Radahn halting the Stars was meant to prevent Ranni's apotheosis
            So did he help her to go against her?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This is more coherent and informative than any loretube video I've seen. Thank you.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry to say but half of it is fanfiction with no basis in the game, we have no idea why Radahn stopped the stars or if he was even allied with Ranni, and that is NOT why Malenia was sent to fight Radahn, the real reason is significantly stupider

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Still more informative and coherent than Vatii or smaugh town. But thank you for clarifying.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Crazy that Godefroy is such an important character.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, this all just sounds like Game of Thrones, the House of Dragons spinoff.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            So why did Marika help assassinate Godwyn? Just her plans to free herself failed?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ima be fr fr thats satanic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It would've made more sense if it was Godwyn. They used Radahn just for hype points.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is pic related really not in the DLC? Is it even legal to advertise something that is not the game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The real false advertising is of Messmer's importance.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you not remember the Phantom Pain?

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The guy who said every boss after Rellana is harder lied. Romina is slightly easier (she is like Godfrey tier).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah no shit. Never listen to Ganker, it's full of shitters saying Messmer is way harder than Malenia (fricking lol)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All the bosses and enemies in general are perfectly balanced for the difficulty and (solo, RL150 tools). Not even Rasdahn Consort is hard. All the subhuman chinks and Gankertards crying should eat a dick.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know about all that but Rellana is indeed the hardest From boss as of now.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The bussy that shattered two worlds

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >check Ganker
    >shazamtrannies are still malding over elden ring dlc
    absolutely based Miyazaki

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because none of his games start from the beginning of a story. We usually start sometime in the middle or long after the most interesting things have already happened where everything has come to a stand still or basically an end and we have to get the last frick you in to the bosses and NPCs where it doesn't really matter but its our journey so it means something to us. If there was a satisfying ending I don't think it would actually be appropriate to the setting. There are exceptions though like Ranni's ending, some of Sekiro's and...yeah that might be about it someone might say Ringed City has a satisfying ending which I can kinda understand but I wouldn't say I personally felt very fulfilled by the end of it even if we go to a new world.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The term for that is "after the fall".

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like the Anri/Firekeeper/Yuria harem ending in DS3.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It is funny that Miquella has all these grand plans, thinks radahns the best of the best, and he is like the kenshin uesugi of elden ring, so he's supposed to be a next level fighter/general, and then the random unknown tarnished murder-hobo walks in and deletes his incest brother and him like it doesn't matter, and goes home. Living in their world must feel like some kinda personal frick you from the creators.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Aldia was a satisfying conclusion.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that end of fire was a satisfying ending

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Japan love LGBT so much?

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh ACKSHUALLY this is pure kino and if you disagree you need to git gay like a true professional gamer, like myself, of course.
    I DID beat the game frick you Mom I am NOT weak video games ARE a real a achievement FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU AAAA

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I am thinking I hate Miyazaki

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Base game emphasizes that Miquella really, really loves his big bro Godwyn
    >Was heartbroken by his undeath
    >Tried to cause an eclipse so he could save Godwyn from his fate
    >Haligtree, his base of operations, has statues of him (and Malenia) hugging Godwyn
    >Canonically has an incestuous feelings for one of his brothers
    >It's randomly Radahn for some reason
    The script was absolutely rewritten from damn near scratch and I refuse to believe otherwise.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm also convinced it was supposed to be Godwyn but unfortunately for him he's not the epic wholesome tiny horse gravity man. Radahn's popularity literally fricked him.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Meant to type cucked him but that works too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Base game emphasizes that Miquella really, really loves his big bro Godwyn
        >Was heartbroken by his undeath
        >Tried to cause an eclipse so he could save Godwyn from his fate
        >Haligtree, his base of operations, has statues of him (and Malenia) hugging Godwyn
        >Canonically has an incestuous feelings for one of his brothers
        >It's randomly Radahn for some reason
        The script was absolutely rewritten from damn near scratch and I refuse to believe otherwise.

        They absolutely rewrote it cause they wanted to reuse Radahn instead of just making him an optional boss. This DLC absolutely should have featured Godwyn cause thats literally what was Miquella's goal in the game. Frick this rewrite bs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That guy hugging them is OBVIOUSLY Radahn, anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it wouldn't be the first time Fromsoftware hasn't finished a game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Godwyn/Death stuff not appearing in the DLC aside from a couple of catacombs is a huge missed opportunity. There are a lot of those in the DLC and it sucks we won't be getting more

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We could've gotten kino Godwyn and Miquella boss fights, but Miyazaki went for the DS3 DLC route of just making random shit up.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it wouldn't be the first time Fromsoftware hasn't finished a game.

      Reminder that in Dark Souls 3 retail Faraam looks hollow because the Fire is fading and with it the Gods are going hollow, similar to the Chaos creatures, but originally King of the Storm was a Lord of Cinder, thus its marked hollow appearance. Why he linked the Fire is up to debate, but some cut content text lore states that, despite the disagreement with his father over the Dragons, he still led his subjects and traced the path of the ritual to sustain the Age of Fire.

      Originally Sulyvahn was the "final" (not actually final) boss, he was called Lord of the Eclipse, and was Prince Lothric reborn during the Eclipse. Red Knight (which itself was a recycle of the original plans of Oscar of Astora, also cut content in the original Dark Soul) was the true final boss (think of Gehrman/Moon Presence). The game would more or less be like this, start at High Wall, reach Emma, be told to go to the Undead Settlement
      There you would actually end up in the Dungeon and reach the Profaned Capital, take the Basin of Vows (an artifact remember the Lordvessel) and face Lorian and Lothric
      With the blood of Lorian & Lothric (Remember the cutscene of the statue beheading himself?) you could access the Lothric Castle. Consumed King's Garden (most likely different name) ended up with Gundyr in Oceiros arena

      >So Gundyr was the consumed King?

      No, absolutely. Gundyr was called Old King of Lothric
      He was in that arena but was called Old King of Lothric (one of the many homages to Demon's Souls present in Dark Souls 3)
      Even in the leaked screenshots he had the coiled sword, but stabbing his side and not chest (and the alpha has a different animation for extracting the sword). This is likely the object that would have allowed the player to travel, similar to the Lordvessel in the original.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Red Knight (which itself was a recycle of the original plans of Oscar of Astora, also cut content in the original Dark Soul)
        What's this about Oscar in cut content?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I believe that Oscar was supposed to kinda follow your journey, thinking himself fit to light/extinguish the flame, and then he invades you after the Gwyn foght because he wants to do opposite of whatever you choose.

          Basically starts off as a friendly NPC, perhaps a bit of rivalry along the path, but ultimately becomes jealous of the Chosen Undead.

          Not sure 100% about all the details any more, but that's kinda the gist of it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, Godwyn NEVER had anything to do with the Eclipse ritual. His attempt to kill it was entirely separate to resurrecting ghe soulless demigods in the wandering mausoleums.
      Radahn being Miquella's consort was always true. The whole story makea a parallel between Marika and Miquella. Marika used Godfrey, Miquella used Radahn (both also have something on their back while retaining Lordship).
      The story of Shadow of the Erdtree makes perfect sense, Miquella is just doing what Marika did, thinking he can "fix" the world but committing crimes, manipulating demigods like Rennala and Godfrey (Mohg and Godfrey) and so on. The story wouldn't be the same if Miquella could just resurrect Godwyn, there would be no drana and moral ambiguity to it, and no conflict between DLC NPCs

      I'm also convinced it was supposed to be Godwyn but unfortunately for him he's not the epic wholesome tiny horse gravity man. Radahn's popularity literally fricked him.

      Ironic considering all over the Internet there's just cretics unhappy that the DLC isn't yet another random Gael/Artorias appearing out of nowhere to be a boss fight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You homosexuals comparing Radahn to Godrey is getting stale real quick. The base game was quick to denigrate Radahn's attempts at this, calling him "little lion" and implying him to just be some little fanboy. The DLC making him "Godfrey reborn" is fricking disgusting. Frick Radahn, frick GRRM, and frick you for eating shit happily.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          In fairness Radahn loses pathetically again to a random Tarnished

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Radahn loses pathetically to literally everyone. There isn't one recorded fight he actually won.
            >muh stars
            not a fight, just a big spell.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Gets ass whooped by Morgott
              >Can't beat a triple amputee woman
              >Gets mind raped and turned into a bottom for Miquella
              humiliation ritual that Radahngays will spin as him being cool somehow

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Gets ass whooped by Morgott
              >Can't beat a triple amputee woman
              >Gets mind raped and turned into a bottom for Miquella
              humiliation ritual that Radahngays will spin as him being cool somehow

              >he was holding back the stars the whole time so he never fought at full strength!
              I think this is the main cope. Arguably with a basis from the lore. Still a terrible record though.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If that's the excuse he's not fit for combat at all. Most powerful demigod my ass.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >random Tarnished
            I think you mean the future Elden Lord

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not random, Miquella and his knights believe you are the future Elden Lord.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >No argument, just screeching
          Ok

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >He thinks GRRM had anything to do with the story of the DLC
          lol

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            https://gamerant.com/elden-ring-shadow-of-the-erdtree-dlc-george-rr-martin/
            >Elaborating on that point, Miyazaki explained that the DLC is merely a previously unused part of Martin's original mythology that FromSoftware "thought fit to tell as a new expansion."

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              And you believe him? lol
              Seriously, what do you think GRRM actually came up with?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This gay plot between Radahn and Miquella. Why do you think it's outlandish? This seems exactly like a line he'd cross and Miyazaki wouldn't. Kuro never wanted the d.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                what are the lothric brothers of das3

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not gay?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Radahn loses pathetically to literally everyone. There isn't one recorded fight he actually won.
          >muh stars
          not a fight, just a big spell.

          >Gets ass whooped by Morgott
          >Can't beat a triple amputee woman
          >Gets mind raped and turned into a bottom for Miquella
          humiliation ritual that Radahngays will spin as him being cool somehow

          >rejects Miquella's advances
          >gets so powerful he commands the stars
          >Malenia can't kill him so she does an outer god cancer nuke which still doesn't kill him
          >dies an honorable death from people who admire him
          >the revived version made from Mogh's body is just a shallow immitation of his glory
          >the entire story was about him all along
          Radahnchads won and the seething and crying of his hater-bitches will echo through the void forever.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Miquella's a bawd and is building a harem of consorts to ravage his bussy

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shield poking trivializes everything in the DLC, just like the base game. And yes, I did beat the game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I Antspur Rapier'd the gay duo at the end, and honestly, I'm just mad I didn't do it sooner.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I went in as a STR/FTH build and even then I was still a little surprised at how much they catered to us. I think I found 4 spells, in contrast to some dozen or so incantations (so far)

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Post DLC fashion

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get west side of Shadow Keep? Do I have to complete the Keep or is there way down somewhere. Just killed the Hippo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      side passage from the keep

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there's a way in shadow keep to go down.
      the area you want to go to is on a lower level.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really hated how they treated the whole Miquella situation. He could have had good motivations but was executing them wrong. The game doesn't allow you nor give you any options to interact with him than the usual murderhobo style of killing him which is tiresome and very lame. I just wish there was something more in these games than just mindless killing since the worlds are good too look at and the character design is top notch but why does it matter if they don't add any life to it? Even most post apocalyptic games gives you options to save npc from turmoil.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I just wish there was something more in these games than just mindless killing since the worlds are good too look at and the character design is top notch but why does it matter if they don't add any life to it?
      Ranni is right there, anon. Take the Moonpill.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Ranni is right there, anon. Take the Moonpill.
        Good try, Ranni the troony, I'll never help you you c**t

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I understand that miyazakis philosophy is to make the game feel mysterious by giving you only little pieces of information and never giving you much to go on but it is pathetic that such a massively open game is completely linear plotwise, characters never interact with eachother, everything is subtextual and there wasnt even a real ending. its just pure laziness at this point

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's because morons have cried that "le games can't have story" for like 2 decades now. Someday fromtrannies will understabd that games NEED story

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I thought the 2010s were about chasing le ebin story and putting it into everything they can. They wanted to get rid of boss fights and introduce story only modes into games.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I thought the 2010s were about chasing le ebin story and putting it into everything they can
            Yeah and morons kept crying "Noooo, you can't put story into a game because that's like not a movie or something" and now we have Elden Ring which literally doesn't have a story.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          For me it's when brainlets regurgitate that moronic John Carmack quote about story in video games like it's so true and profound. It's just an excuse to be lazy and put in zero effort from a gay justifying his own lack of talent for storywriting.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >For me it's when brainlets regurgitate that moronic John Carmack quote about story in video games like it's so true and profound
            It's literally
            >Some guy said so therefore it's true
            I wonder if Carmack said that raping children is fine would these people start raping children?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off. Story homosexualry ruined Doom.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          King's Field was fine without it and so was Demon's. You got your wish with AC6 and Sekiro. Just play those and don't try to change something else into something that it isn't.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >King's Field was fine without it and so was Demon's
            Both of those games had story you fricking moron. ER is the first From game that doesn't have a story

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Someday fromtrannies will understabd that games NEED story

          Depends on the game.
          But yeah, I do agree that single-player open world games definitely need them in order to make the world feel more alive.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Someday fromtrannies will understabd that games NEED story
          Souls games absolutely need a better scripting system for the world
          It's [CURRENT_YEAR] and we still have to rest at notbonfires so NPCs can update their states and TELEPORT, they don't even have a walking animation, or a schedule, or anything that isn't idling

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Someday fromtrannies will understabd that games NEED story

          It depends, like idgaf about Ninja Gaiden's story or Monster Hunter's I just want to kill shit. From games absolutely do benefit from having real context behind the characters and monsters instead of them being silent monsters though, Isshin is still the best Fromsoft boss ever made because he's one of the few that you actually meet and know a more personal level, he's not just some zanzibarto old man he's a legend you've met and talked to several times that you finally get to see in action.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    feels like souls shit has become a parody of itself.
    especially gameplay wise.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It really does. I guess it was a matter of time since there is turnover and ER probably had a lot of people working on it who hadn't worked on anything pre-DaS3. At least more games are coming out that aren't just copying the formula. Wukong and phantom blade 0 for instance.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the gameplay is great. I don't have a lot of complaints about the DLC for what it is, only what it could have been. Radahn coming back is stupid storywise but he is a completely different boss so the gameplay side works

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sekiro, Dark Souls 3 and For Answer did okay, and so did Deracine.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was a great conclusion.
    Everybody was prejudiced as frick because muh no Godwyn

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Radahn doesn't make any sense

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes, it makes perfect sense.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How does it make sense?

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Viewing trailers and speculating with loregays for years is never a way to get excited for a Fromsoft game since it leads to disappointment.and despair. I learned that the hard way with Dark Souls 3. The major butthurt from lore scholars lasted a week after they didn't get their Velka or Gwyn answers that they desperately theorized in the threads.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i was pretty satisfied by ds3's ending and dlc.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The current difficulty ranking is (added Malenia for comparison):
    Rellana > Malenia > *Huge powergap* > Romina >>>> Lion

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rellana is much more squishy than malenia, doesn't have waterfowl dance and has no lifesteal. how is she harder than malenia???

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >rellana is much more squishy than malenia
        They are about the same
        >doesn't have waterfowl dance
        And?
        >has no lifesteal
        Lifesteal is overhyped. It's easy to learn how to not get hit by Malenia.
        >how is she harder than malenia
        Insane damage. Insane combos. Extremely show window to attack her.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >rellana is much more squishy than malenia, doesn't have waterfowl dance and has no lifesteal. how is she harder than malenia???
        I assume it's because she completely trashes low functioning autistics who have a particular weird obsession against using shields. She's pretty challenging, but I won't say she's frickoff hard, however, with that moveset she must be a nightmare if you have aforementioned anal obsession.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >rellana is much more squishy than malenia
        me when I go back to the castle at scadu 12 because it's completely optional

        Rellana has 3k less hp than Malenia, but Malenia micro staggers from nearly any attack, so you functionally do at least double the damage. Also like everyone has said a milllion times, waterfowl is harder to dodge, but it's probably the same length as an average boss string in the DLC

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She is optional, really?
          Killed her to leave the first location instead of that homosexual lion thing (reskinned ulcerated spirit) which I was apparently supposed to kill for that purpose, because she was actually interesting to fight and not a moronic piece of shit with nonsensical hitboxes and attack frames. But again, I understand how horrifying must she be if you suffer from autistic moron obsession prohibiting you from blocking with shields.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You can spiritspring up to the fort of reprimand, go to the hole in Morth, then run right to the flooded entrance of the shadow fort and go straight to Messmer from memory.

            Messmer and Radahn are probably the only two required fights in the DLC.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Romina too.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think no story and just lore is fine in a souls game as long as it's coherent and logical which sometimes it isn't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I think no story and just lore is fine
      ... if you are a moron

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AC6's ending is pretty good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not made by Miyazaki

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Tarnished using their death regression in order to talk to St. Trina was really interesting.
    Makes me wish they would do the same for a boss, like a boss commenting on you coming back to life or getting tired the more time you come back to fight him.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The rauh ancient ruins area is terrible. Its alot of riding your horse around with nothing cool to find.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of the suothern areas too. Wait until you get to the Abyssal Woods.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Cleared that already and yes it sucked and that boss fight was annoying.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Its alot of riding your horse around with nothing cool to find.
      ???
      that's literally 90% of the base game as well

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You at least had a shit catacomb/cave every 3 ft that you deluded yourself into thinking it might have a cool weapon at the end in the base game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There was a lot of stuff up there though not sure what you're complaining about
      The only area that went on too long with nothing in it is Abyssal Woods

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually my biggest complaint with the DLC. There's a LOT of wasted space, lot of running around with nothing to do. The base game had this problem at times, but there was always a catacomb or cave to find. Here they went for quality over quantity but now the overworld is so bare.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The base game had this problem at times, but there was always a catacomb or cave to find.
        No, the % of empty land in base game is like 5 times more than DLC. The DLC has more caves per km2 than base game and the caves have more rewards.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, there are legit huge parts of the map with nothing in it. It's crazy how many times I'd get to the end of ~30 minute side areas and come out the other end saying "Wait nothing fricking happened".

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That area has way more shit than the cerulean coast which is literally empty

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he's the stephen king of vidya

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Draw a girl
    >Call it a boy

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me where to use the "Prayer Key" in the Shadowkeep? I acquired it recently but already went through the Shadowkeep and never came across a locked door? I know you have to go through some route in the Shadowkeep to access a certain section of the map, which I'd like to explore, but can't figure out how to get over there.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Church District
      You get there by approaching Shadow Keep from the southeast

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring has satisfying endings, DS3 snuff out the flame was amazing, DS1 was great.

      You need to use the east entrance to the shadow keep. You can get a summon out of it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      go west from the wizard tower that has the Jar Cannon that shoots bolts. That area of the castle is cool, won't spoil it for ya

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Miyazaki just refuses to listen to criticism. Everyone said that ER had no story and was too difficult. After 2 years he just made a DLC with even less story and 10 times harder.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Elden ring
      >difficult
      Lol, lmao.
      The dlc massively over corrected on the games difficulty and confuses it with long combo strings and shockwave dodging being the ultimate skill check. Honestly they should go back and look at Orphan of Kos he's the most fun boss they ever made because of how reactive he is.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ring

        Yes, moron, it's the hardest From game (before the DLC, the DLC is like 10 times harder).

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          your first souls game =/= the hardest souls game
          the hardest is actually DS2 with it's fricked up design philosophy and jank gameplay.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the hardest is actually DS2
            ... on opposite day. In reality Malenia is harder than all DS2 bosses combined.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You memorize one dodge pattern and Malenia is neutered. DS2 is just aids to play making it harder even before ADP bullshit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You memorize one dodge pattern
                This goes for 100% of videogames, moron.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part of Souls lore is seeing every single Loretuber like Vaati conistently get proven wrong time and time again everytime a big DLC comes out that completley goes against every theory these grifters ever proposed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite part of Souls lore is watching every NPC die after completing their quests

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why were the long nosed frenzied flame cultists in abyssal woods running around with menorahs?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      idk but after this dlc I'm starting to think tikkun olam isn't such a bad idea in the lands between.

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Messmer kept bodying me so I put shield crash with a blood infusion on my fingerprint shield and used shield grease. Motherfricker can’t handle the wall

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodborne 2...please...my energy is waning...not much more time...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You just know if they make a Bloodborne 2, Gherman 2.0 will be gay

      Just leave it in the past where its safe for the love of god

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Japs dgaf about dei.
        I demand more lovecraftian bloodstained nightmares

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Lol it's not the early 2000s anymore. Japs are compromised too. Just look at Capcom and Square

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      PS6 in 2027 launch title

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That'd be amazing. True system seller

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does Ranni help you out at all if you did her ending?

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    boys can't make babby

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not with that attitude.

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ruins of rauh made me think of ico

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good Bow?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      None of them.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where is all the new int stuff? I've gotten the lion dancer weapon art and then a random one from a cave that has Rellana's big sword slam + sweep attack. I found the merchant guy who sells the spell that makes you disappear for a second, the 72 int spell one from Rellena, and then the Carian UGS from the guy outside her arena but thats it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Radahns final boss weapons, two copy paste twin gs with same stats and different arts of war

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There are some spells at the very south edge of the map but you have to progress a bit for it to be accessible

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Got to the meme lion boss

    So From just decided to say frick it to readability and have the thing flail around like a spastic and suddenly unleash 360 attacks? I beat the fricking thing, but that was not fun in any meaning of the word.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm about 90% through the DLC and yeah lion was the worst part by far

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm about 90% through the DLC and yeah lion was the worst part by far
        have fun with the last 99% anon 🙂

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fairly certain you are expected to summon the knight woman who will tank the boss for you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      don't stay locked on

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that vaatii is reading these threads

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      vaatividya hasn't been that relevant in a long while

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      vaati is a homosexual that just wants to milk money
      if he had any balls the first video he'd make would be
      IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN GODWYN

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll defend everything in the DLC up until this fricking boss. I can't believe the absolute cluster frick that is phase 2. I don't know what the frick they were thinking but it's just the most antifun boss over played in a souls game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait until phase 3

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How much of the moronic blessing do you need to not get twoshot by bosses and to not tickle them with heavy two-handers?

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the final boss? I still haven't explore the east side of map.

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't Miyazaki write? The only Fromsoft game with a good story is Dark Souls 2 and thats only because its comprehensible and actually told to you by NPCs instead of vague item descriptions.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he do it if there's a hundred morons in israelitetube trying to make sense of his bullshit? All he needs to is write some vague shit like an horoscope prediction and you'll have Vaatimoron making a 3 hour video of how it connects to Marika's ass or something.

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe people think this game is hard. Literally just use shield + counterattack and you will finish it within 2 weeks max.

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how many skibiditreefragments are there?

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Commander Gaius just one shot me with the pig charge attack? Sometimes it does 1/3 sometimes it does 2/3 and it just did my whole bar. I didn't sc it in time though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >using an item that multiplies the damage you take
      lmao have a nice day genuinely

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Even if I take it off it one shot me some times. I'm just confused by the inconsistent damage. I don't know why you're mad man.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This battle was fricking impossible for me. Spent 3 hours banging my head against the wall.
      Then I found out you can use Torrent for it, and beat it first try.

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished the dlc. Literally WTF'd at Radahn. Did I miss anything in the base game? I don't remember Radahn having ANYTHING to do with Miquella.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It did solve one issue: Why Malenia was sent to fight Radahn and leave Miquella defenseless.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Why Malenia was sent to fight Radahn and leave Miquella defenseless.
        The DLC literally turned Malenia into a Chrisposter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't remember Radahn having ANYTHING to do with Miquella.
      He is his half brother.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they didn't interact once in the basegame. no mention of their relationship at all actually.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >no mention of their relationship at all actually.
          Their relationship is that they are half brothers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's pretty nonsensical if you go by what is in the base game
      also messmer being another one of marika's kids and not being mentioned in the base game is fricking weird

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I believe this is an actual retcon because Radahn is popular. And the festival was such a great ending for him...

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the dlc is not fun. can't wait until all the trainers gets patched so i can collect all the good pvp weapons.

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SEX WITH MIQUELLA UOHHHHHH, MIQUELLA BELLY AND CHEST UOHHHHHHH

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sneeds policy

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to try and replay Elden Ring (last time I played on release weeks) before I make judgement of buying the DLC. I can just buy it in the middle of my playthrough and enter the area right? Or would I need to make new character after purchase or enter new game+?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah you can buy it whenever and enter the DLC on any character that has killed mohg and radahn

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta defeat Moghwyn in his Mausoleum, which can be easily accessed by Varre’s quest early game, although you’ll be severely underleveled.
      And maybe defeat Radahn, too.
      It’s a somewhat late game dlc, it seems.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Massively late game considering how strong Mohg is, not sure if there are any cheese strats left for him
        My biggest gripe with the DLC is how late you have access to it. Game is already basically done by that point, it sucks.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think/thought that too however after getting frustrated with the DLC I made a new character, I am now at Mohg and have just 7 hours in game time. And that is with NOT using the Varre route, but the O'Neill route.
          I still would prefer the DS3 method of having access early to mid game so you can grab the new weapons to actually use in a regular playthrough

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I could beat him without using that special tear but because I was so strong I could brute force him.
          Dunno if there’s a no-exploit or very git gud way to beat his gimmick while underleveled and not having that special tear you get in Altus.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >My biggest gripe with the DLC is how late you have access to it. Game is already basically done by that point
          you're moronic. You can access it before you reach the mountain of giants.
          Even then, it's an end game DLC for a game that's 2 years old. Why are you b***hing about this, if you didn't beat the game why bother with the DLC.

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >entire huge st. Trina area with lots of buildup
    >big jump to top, ghost npc says saint Trina is down there
    >jump down
    >a sludge man on a horse

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the boss weapons is orphan of kos kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Also
      >Is a Rememberance for some reason
      Huh?
      They really should have done more with St. Trina. Considering she is the Radagon of Miquella and that Miquella went out of his way to keep her hidden there really isn't any point to finding her. Also could have used more items based on her

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Secret incantation of Queen Marika. Only the kindness of gold, without Order. Creates a small, illusory Erdtree that continuously restores the HP of nearby allies. Marika bathed the village of her home in gold, knowing full well that there was no one to heal.

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He made the player gay. A fitting end for a fromdrone.

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Old Hunters and Artorias of the Abyss were a satisfying conclusions albeit.

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rellana pisses me off. Did we really need two fricking moons in one spell?

    Also, why is Ymir’s boss fight just another Gideon when he’s apparently supposed to be Rellana’s superior?

    Why does Miyazaki suck at making good wizard fights?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he’s apparently supposed to be Rellana’s superior
      Where is this stated

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        — High Priest Hat
        — The hat of Count Ymir, High Priest. The circular design at the top represents the Greater Will and its lightless abyss, imparting increased intelligence and arcane to the wearer.
        — Though Count Ymir instructed Rellana in the sorcerous arts, he abandoned his allegiance to the moon. "It was merely the closest of the celestial bodies. Nothing more."

        Even more infuriating is that this implies that there should be even -bigger- spells that deal with bigger or further celestial bodies in space, but nope- we get a THIRD fricking moon spell, what the hell.

        I really fricking despise whoever develops the spell selection.

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    After playing for a while I realize the B team made this shitty DLC and Miyazaki is working on the next title

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >before DLC I cared about lore
    >now I don't
    Thanks based Miyazaki for curing my brain rot. Now I finally understand that lore and story in this game is a troony trash kek and only focus on gameplay and fun

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >in an alternative universe the final boss was miquella on malenias back

    imagine the horror

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Greatswordbros are eating good this dlc.

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i'm ready to die

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are pc players just porn addicts?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We're also gooners.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and pump and goon and

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry you can't appreciate beauty in a spiritual sense and you instantly think of masturbation when boobs are on the screen

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes, now go back to redd.it

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    honestly i think the worst part about the dlc is that it's an end game area locked behind mohg, so many cool weapons spells and armors you won't be able to use in the base game cause it's locked WAY too far into the game, it shouldve be accessible anytime

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it shouldve be accessible anytime
      moron, it's 10 times harder than late game of ER, how the frick are you supposed to get "cool" weapons if you are underleveled?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you rush for them? like you can in every souls game imaginable? obviously some weapons are not gonna be possible but there are plenty of items you can literally just pick up off the ground.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If you can "rush for them" then you will be able to defeat Mohg and Radahn.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's like you were never there in dark souls 1 and running to go pick up the grass crest shield, you know there is a clear difference between fighting mohg one of the final bosses in the base game and just skipping all the enemies and running to pick up an item right anon? this is not a difficult concept and has been apart of the series since it's inception lmao.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DexGOD here. The only weapon I found for me is dual backhand blades. Can someone tell me where can I find dex kino?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm using a great katana as full Dex.
      It's a great weapon for the bosses that don't have a lot of openings.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Where is it?

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >write
    have a nice day and go read a book

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Burning the Sealing Tree teleports you to the final area
    >Get to the first grace to cancel the no teleport debuff, teleport to Divine Beast's grace because I remember a blocked door there
    >The blocked door just leads to that first grace
    The frick was the point? Also, this makes Divine Beast completely optional, never doing that piece of shit fight ever again unless I want the talisman or AoW

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything for dex faithers

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Messmer's theme have main theme motiff in it? Composer probably thought that he is an important character lol.

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Putrid Knight

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I rather like the endings of Demon's Souls, Dark Souls 1, Bloodborne and Sekiro.
    But for the first three they're all complementary to each other, you get every ending and paint a full picture with all of them, the ending movie by itself is not that satisfying, but Sekiro breaks that, in my opinion. All of the endings are quite beautiful. Purification is my favorite artistically, even if not the most complete.

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do I have to use the summon for Bayle to get his gear afterwards or can I just fight him on my own?

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    he should resell that Steam Deck LE for 1000 dollars

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >yes today i shall be a sociopath and ruin people's day HAHAHAHHAHA
    >actually just show people where hidden shit is and lead them to the grace
    what the frick is wrong with me

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does this have gay shit like beating a boss early ends questlines or something similar ive been wandering on my own beating random shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Burning the sealing tree fricks up a lot of questlines

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wave 2 dlc will fix everything
    Trust the plan

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there only one ending? There is no ending where we plap Miquella?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there only one ending? There is no ending where we plap Miquella?
      No ending with Miquella. In fact if you wanted one you just end up NTR'd. Also Leda dies too so even if you're straight you'll be disappointed.

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mine is like this but I'm not as fat. Is it over?

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Miyazakuu is probably having money fights in his office or working on the next big title
    >DLC gives no more weapons, lore, or background setting to Eochaid
    >no more DLC forever-ever
    >still dont know what the whole 1-eye deal is about with some characters
    I really am starting to hate the whole Souls-style storytelling gimmick.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The style is fine. There's nothing wrong with the style itself. It's just the content of this DLC's story that's shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with Souls' "figure-it-out-yourself" gimmick is that it excuses lazy writing that results in inconsistencies, lack of depth or detail, or even just straight up plotholes.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          or maybe you're a moronic schizo

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Leda Fight
    >Can summon NPC bros to drop in and help
    >They banter back and forth
    KINO

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Backhand Blades + Blind Spot solve this DLC, I just first tried Midra.

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hereby formally apologize to Luminary Mohg.
    He did nothing wrong.

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The radahn consort thing makes no damn sense. Literal retcon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not making sense is one thing, but it basically looks like April Fools joke. Them greenlighting it is greatest proof that they absolutely don't give a frick, and all the deepest lore of rollslop games is worth nothing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How is it a retcon?

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >miquella cuts off St Trina
    >stuffs her in a hole and keeps her guarded
    >once Radahn is back, can gift her as his personal wienersleeve
    Radahnbros, we can still be bi at least...

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The DLC reminded me that I outgrew Souls games for a while. Until they give us the same tools like Sekiro to deal with these DMC bosses, I can't really be assed to play anymore. It sucks knowing that there's some boss or big enemy waiting to break the rules of the game all because of the difficulty meme that has plagued this game since Dark Souls.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what if havel was a girl

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick Radahn hits hard

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone called mohg a rapist
    >was being mind controlled by the so called "victim"
    this dlc is a bit strange

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just like the gooners spamming female (male) porn on Ganker

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because he doesn't care about story

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Melina doesnt even make an appearance even if she doesnt sacrifice herself in the playthrough

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why would she make an appearence?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        doesnt she do some threatening c**t monologue in the frenzied flame ending?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick does it have to do with the DLC?

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Messmer is pretty hard, not sure if Malenia/Rellana hard.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Malenia/Rellana
      Rellana being put on the same level as Malenia really exposes the extent of how much rollslop "community" brainrot dominates minds of local homosexuals.
      Block her combos with a shield morons, you are not obliged to roll roll roll through her attacks because some autistic subhuman genetic refuse on 4chins posted about how it's the Right Thing to do (no proofs it ever did so itself). Any shield requiring 30 str works perfectly.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, Pedro, but full combo of Rellana will destroy any shiled.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I've just killed her while blocking everything with a redmane shield, which is far from best in terms of stamina efficiency. Maybe you should level stamina and lower the block when you are not being hit lmao.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What's your END, and are you using great shield talisman?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              40 which you should have on 150+ because stamina bar is just as important for your damage as a number on weapon.
              Generally I use shield talisman, but swapped it to magic res talisman for that fight because stamina was good enough.
              Learn to lower the shield.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't use a shield. I'm Nta. I'm two handing a sword on my STR build. Using 2h talisman.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the community's fault that Elden Ring says frick you to shields in the base game, then suddenly turns it around and gaslights you that you should have used a shield all along after destroying the trust in them. Hell, the best greatshield in the game next to the Golden Greatshield can only be obtained in some secret area and transversing down a dangerous hole of platforming. Thats how much they give af about shielding.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Elden Ring says frick you to shields in the base game
          Lmao what
          Shields are very good in base game, moreover ER specifically innovated additional offensive moveset for shields into the usual rollslop formula and severely nerfed 2h grasp outside of str builds, they were literally trying to make use of shields attractive for people again. Little did they know that people in question were long lobotomized by decades old DS1 pRepArEtOdiE marketing to even care.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Shields are very good in base game
            No they arent. As someone who loves shields, this is a lie. The enemies in Elden Ring force you to dodge eventually. You're not allowed to block 24/7. Except if you have the Fingerprint Shield.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You can't block absolutely everything on rellana either, doesn't change that blocking solves problems with her melee attacks spam.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't block absolutely everything on rellana either, doesn't change that blocking solves problems with her melee attacks spam.
                you just contradicted yourself.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Block and guard counter melee hits which are mostly physical even when she buffs
                >Don't block elemental hits that you are confident about dodging
                >Block elemental hits you are not confident about dodging and take some chip damage rather than full bar
                >you just contradicted yourself
                ???

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >putrescent knight

    literally king of delayed attacks and his hitbox is fricking awful

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His attacks are easy to sight dodge
      I don't understand the hitbox meme, you can literally walk under his twohand chop attacks if you do it right
      Did you mean hurtbox? Because that is also fine, I killed him with literally the stubbiest weapon in the game and never had an issue

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >All those strapped by the grace of go-
    SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UP

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NEEDLE KNIGHT LEDA, DRYLEAF DANE, AND OUR ALLIES, WILL NEVER ALLOW THIS.

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are these morons who say everything oneshots them unironically don't use Scadutree fragments?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They might have less than 60 VIG

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I have 40 and I don't get oneshotted.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          By who, and with which attack? Can you take a full bellyflop from the avatar of frenzy?

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    are people finally starting to admit that the boss design in elden ring is fricking moronic and built like its meant for a different combat system? everything has like 30 hit combos

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They gotta keep it hard. That means longer combos and weirder timing. Still better than the bullet hell that was the red angel thing boss in armored core.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >everything has like 30 hit combos
      100% of ER bosses can be defeated with R2 of a greatsword while not taking any damage (except for Rykard but you know why). So just try getting gud, bro.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You mean a colossal sword? My great sword isn't staggering a damn thing. At least not that easily.

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Zanzibart was such a slumbering wound for Soulsring gays, it's amazing.
    The community here genuinely laughed it off professionally and owned it when it first appeared in such good stride, and now three years later, it's a sore, bleeding, deathly reminder of everything wrong with Miyazaki that I knew was wrong since DS3, but Ganker too blind to see
    welcome to true insight Black folk, you're going to hate it here.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      schizoposting

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        see

        they hate it, bro.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that has nothing to do with zanzibart memes
          there are a few that do it but miquella does not

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            oh god you're fricking coping
            i'm sorry bro miyazaki has always been like this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
            >ZANZIBART, PLEASE... BE MY DEARLY BELOVED CONSORT, IF YOU WOULD...

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              you're making shit up in your head, good luck with that

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                that reply was instantaneous, man
                you're the one making shit up here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be a writer anthony

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You will never understand the lore behind Elden Ring because there isn't any.
        Any conclusion you say about what you think happened can be countered by me.
        Go on, tell me Radagon is Marika.
        There's at least three problems with even that much.
        >Why did Radagon appear from nowhere?
        >Why isn't Radagon yet a God, if he already is Marika?
        and most importantly
        >Why is Radagon represented through Misbegotten and Demihumans?
        you can not answer ANY of these questions without pooling from your own brain the story that simply isn't there.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are people really having trouble with Rellana?
    Did people forget poise exists?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Are people really having trouble with Rellana?
      She is the hardest Fromsoft boss ever so of course people are having trouble.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        90% of players use some casual tier dex sword or magic so the poise penis inspection gets failed

        I just facetanked her. She was kind of easy to stagger too.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Weapon?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I use double Omenkiller cleaver

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            forgot picture

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Looks cool

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Idk man. Radahn 2 looks tough. I haven't beat messmer or commander pig yet though, so idk.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      90% of players use some casual tier dex sword or magic so the poise penis inspection gets failed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If she poise broke as easy as Melania people wouldn't be complaining. Normal R2s would often knock her around and force her to back away. Rellana does not care one bit about being you, you gotta hit her a few times with big hits while buffed to force a stagger.

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does ever fricking DLC boss have high poise

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does everн fricking super endgame boss have high poise
      Because they are super end game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because they saw how much heavy weapons trivialize Elden Ring. I've beaten the game on four different builds and my heavy strength build was by far the easiest because everything gets flinched or stunned basically instantly. It wasn't that easy in previous games, so this is more of a return to form.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ds3 was a cakewalk with STR. Even more so than ER.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the DLC feels like a consequence of knowing the OP builds and not bringing them in line, plus designing shit around spirit ashes. If you use a normal build, no minmax talisman etc I don't know how someone runs through this with a longsword+brass shield

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Whats even funnier is that despite being able to summon, a lot of these DLC bosses rush you right when you get through the gate. It would be one thing if we could summon outside the gate. But you literally risk dying due to the high action and range closing most bosses right now have. It's not even fair.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Brass Shield is OP Meta.
          Try the lion beast crest black shield instead.

          So you're telling me because I didn't want to summon for a bossfight I've fricked up a questline? Can I even get Hornsent's stuff now? Ridiculous

          This fricked Lucatiel’s quest in 2.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the only time I had trouble with my str build was against Malenia. She seemed like she was built more for agile builds and lower weight loads.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Same, I speed ran through the rest of the game. Malenia cheats with her animations so you can't just bludgeon her to death for free like everything else.

          like the anon just said, if you summon anyone right now, the DLC health pools of bosses get tripled to basically Fire Giant levels.

          Radahn is already at that level. Feels like I'm going up against the early game with zero blessings again despite having 18

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        unfortunately they didn't do a good enough job because Fingerprint + Barricade and stabbing people with an Antspur for a few minutes still just breezes through most things

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Classic.
    Also I feel in love with the skeletal banana even though it has dogshit AR and it takes 3 years to proc frostbite.
    The WA is too much fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      GG. I beat him last night. It was pretty tense at the end.

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    now that the hackeri is out of the bag, everyone can agree Xenobalde 2 is the best jrpg of the decade

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHY CANT I SUMMON ANYBODY REEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, he just use SA. Summons beef up the bosses way too much.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      like the anon just said, if you summon anyone right now, the DLC health pools of bosses get tripled to basically Fire Giant levels.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to do based old man and St. Trina simp's quests so summon them for the fight
        >Radahn literally taking scratch damage and oneshotting off stray hits
        the second I decided to just solo him he went down way easier and I got their shit anyway, it's still ridiculous how bloated these stats get

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Summon Thiollier
      >he takes five minutes to walk through the fog door

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Malenia was either a naive trusting puppy to her brother, and ended up betrayed and abandoned
    >or she was just mind controlled from the start
    I'm tired...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she fought Radahn for Miquella bro, didn't you read the latest armor item descriptions?
      when she bloomed in his ear, she literally whispers into his ear
      >bussy is awaiting thee, o champion

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's exactly what my post said, but why the frick would she agree to... fetch someone's dick for Miquella?
        She either is extremely moronic and believed her brother would save her, or she just got mind raped
        Don't forget Freyja said that Miquella healed her after the Caelid nuke, which means Miquella was present but didn't give a shit about carrying his sister back to the Haligtree or anything. She's probably still waiting for him to return with a cure to rot AIDS meanwhile he's busy polishing Frankenradahn's knob
        >bussy is awaiting thee
        This annoyed me way more than it should because Malenia doesn't even speak in ye olde shakespearean in the base game

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I can finally say I don't care about Elden Ring or Dark Souls lore anymore, so in a way, I feel free.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I think the only way to enjoy a story nowadays is to go into it with zero expectations, every story I've liked in the last couple years have been games/shows/movies/books I went into with zero expectations, while franchises I've been a fan of have done nothing to disappoint me. I went into AC6 thinking it would just be an archadey mech game and the story and characters ended up being easily my favorite of fromsoft's repertoire by a large margin, and I went into SotE expecting at least something competent and got served a heaping pile of steaming shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >uhm actually Miquella doesn't actually care about Godwyn or Malenia
          >also the moon isn't divine, Ranni and Goldmask's endings are retconed and you should go be a good boy to Marika now
          >expectations subverted gaijin, u rike?
          riveting

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >also the moon isn't divine, Ranni and Goldmask's endings are retconed and you should go be a good boy to Marika now
            where are you getting this from

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Rellana teacher abandoned the moon when he realized it was just a rock that only had importance because it was close.

              >The circular design at the top represents the Greater Will and its lightless abyss, imparting increased intelligence and arcane to the wearer.
              >Though Count Ymir instructed Rellana in the sorcerous arts, he abandoned his allegiance to the moon.
              >"It was merely the closest of the celestial bodies. Nothing more."

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's just someone losing their faith, it isn't some objective message about the moon

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Ymir's a weirdo but he's smart, and the fact that Rellana uses multiple moons in her attack makes me think he's correct and it's really not that special.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think that someone figuring out the moon is just a rock would be written as abandoning his allegiance, because you get be allied with a stone.

                [...]
                The Greater Will is the supreme creator deity but doesn't actually act upon the world, the Mother of Fingers are literally making shit u
                The Elden Beast isn't an envoy of the Greater Will, it's just one of many eldritch gods, being Order
                All sources of divinity are actually from the GW, the Moon is explicitly called a lifeless rock that just happens to be closest so it concentrates magic, it isn't divine
                Goldmask being about perfecting the GO is retroactively made worse because he isn't communing with the GW at all, he'll just manufacture the perfect b***h for the Elden Beast to be supreme
                Ranni's ending about removing divine influence from the world by banishing the Elden Ring on the Moon makes no sense now because the GW isn't actually represented by the Elden Ring, you can't escape the GW anywhere.
                All the plot points about the Carians negotiating with the GO and implementing glintstone sorcery in their religion, the reforms and fundamentalists etc. don't fricking matter because it's all from GW at the end

                GW did act on the world, it just hasn't for a while now. The Mother of Fingers was obviously hearing the GW up to some point otherwise there wouldn't be a description about not hearing it anymore. I don't know where you're getting the rest of that from.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                get->can't whoops

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The Mother saw "signs" but that's really it, hard to say if that's a real message or if she just was schizo. The fingers were described as being inherently broken and rotted though, meaning that she hasn't been receiving messages since the two fingers were a thing. It's also implied that Metyr is extremely lonely and created the fingers to keep her company.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                My interpretation is that the two fingers have been basically doing their own thing for a long time and that is part of the reason why everything got fricked up, but the GW was there helping through the Mother at some point. The Metyr thing struck me more as him being the origin of all the Carian finger golems, not so much the two fingers

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The mother of all Two Fingers and Fingercreepers was in turn a magnificently gleaming daughter of the Greater Will, and the first shooting star to fall upon the Lands Between.

                It's all fingers

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >also the moon isn't divine, Ranni and Goldmask's endings are retconed
              please, elaborate, if you would...
              It seemed like the common consensus was that Goldmask's ending isn't actually a gug ending

              The Greater Will is the supreme creator deity but doesn't actually act upon the world, the Mother of Fingers are literally making shit u
              The Elden Beast isn't an envoy of the Greater Will, it's just one of many eldritch gods, being Order
              All sources of divinity are actually from the GW, the Moon is explicitly called a lifeless rock that just happens to be closest so it concentrates magic, it isn't divine
              Goldmask being about perfecting the GO is retroactively made worse because he isn't communing with the GW at all, he'll just manufacture the perfect b***h for the Elden Beast to be supreme
              Ranni's ending about removing divine influence from the world by banishing the Elden Ring on the Moon makes no sense now because the GW isn't actually represented by the Elden Ring, you can't escape the GW anywhere.
              All the plot points about the Carians negotiating with the GO and implementing glintstone sorcery in their religion, the reforms and fundamentalists etc. don't fricking matter because it's all from GW at the end

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >a bunch of headcanon with no source
                Thanks for the early release, Vaati, but I don't fricking care. Use item descriptions and in-game sources next time or politely have a nice day.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >also the moon isn't divine, Ranni and Goldmask's endings are retconed
            please, elaborate, if you would...
            It seemed like the common consensus was that Goldmask's ending isn't actually a gug ending

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why would she blush? she fight completely naked

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because she saw my erect penis.

  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dude the fact people actually thought that fair akinned bussy boy would actually be a good guy is hilarious. Like damn you should know by now that miyazaki just straight up plaigerizes berserk for all his games

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      then he forgot that there's good stuff that happens in berserk too. Especially after griffin gets his army and Guts gets his party of friends.

  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen the fat merchant dude since he left the starting area and I feel like I'm nearly done with the dlc. Do I ever see that dude again?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried checking behind every bush and in obscure hidden caves as per elden ring fashion?

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The guy can't write shit. I believe he has never read a book or even watched a film

  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish they gave us equally broken things to use in the dlc against these enemy designs. It feels even more like playing one of those bullet hells where if you get hit once, might as well start over.

  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So you're telling me because I didn't want to summon for a bossfight I've fricked up a questline? Can I even get Hornsent's stuff now? Ridiculous

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to summon anyone for Hornsent's stuff. You just have to help Leda kill him.

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why am i not summoned at 150 at lion?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did you check you haven't set a password to you multiplayer content?
      I forgot about that earlier

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i deserve to be slapped

        had a password on

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >150
      lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what should lvl be

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I get summoned plenty of times at 150.
          But that guy probably meant you're supposed to beat the game at level 50 without summons and bare handed

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i farmed runes to lvl 150 thinking people were playing at that lvl but i had passwords on

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              have fun playing with hosts that never invested a single point in vigor.
              If you lose aggro for a second, the battle is lost.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah people that overlevel are commonly shit at stat distribution for some reason

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                what level is ideal then

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          125, 150 gets plenty of summons but is a sharp, sharp decline from 125/137

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wanted miquella to be our companion throughout the shadow realms
    >instead, it's just a typical "murder the next god" spree

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      me too anon, me too
      I wanted to ride around with Torrent with a pretty little blonde girl(male) hugging my waist

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldnt mind that he was manipulating you to eventually get to Radahn. At least stop giving us mindless murder spree shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like the story for what it is and how Miquella has been plotting for ages for all this to happen. I just don't understand why he needed Malenia to rot Radahn. Unless he knew Radahn wouldn't agree and needed to reconstruct him to mind control him?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        because everyone has concluded it's a retcon. That or someone else wrote this without actually reading the story.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mind control is plot poison because now there's the question of why Miquella can't just mind control Radahn from the very beginning if he was planning to have him killed and mind controlled as a meatpuppet. Like he's very easily able to do this to Mohg who is powerful in his own right and maybe Malenia so this shouldn't be out of the question, he's even present during Aeonia.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Something something Radahn would have resisted it without this. Mohg probably didn't need much coaxing and Malenia would do whatever Miquella wanted anyway or was mind controlled extremely early on.
          >he's even present during Aeonia
          Wasn't he getting bussyknapped by Mohg during that?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Wasn't he getting bussyknapped by Mohg during that?
            Headcanon, nowhere in the game was Miquella stated to not be present during radahn vs malenia
            enjoy your new lore

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, one of the first things we learn is that Miquella was around after Aeonia and healed Freyja from the rot by giving her a big smooch on the head, don't ask how this makes sense with existing lore

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Where? Shit makes zero sense if that's true

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Freyja
                [1170300000] Long ago, I was stricken by scarlet rot in the Swamp of Aeonia.
                [1170300010] Immobile, feverish, and in great pain, I was entirely resigned to death.
                [1170300020] I was left behind, and only Kindly Miquella was good enough to seek me out.
                [1170300030] My wound was swollen and festering—exuding a most pungent odour—
                [1170300040] and yet he drained the poison from it.
                [1170300050] ...Despite my wretched visage.
                [1170300060] Now, I consider this wound my compass.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Okay shit's fricked I don't know why they had to fight now
                The only thing left I can think of is Miquella trying to get Malenia out of the picture so that Mohg could grab him

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >he's even present during Aeonia.
          is it ever acknowledged that he was present in Caelid but never tried to give his disabled sister that he just ordered to nuke herself a painkiller or something?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, one of the first things we learn is that Miquella was around after Aeonia and healed Freyja from the rot by giving her a big smooch on the head, don't ask how this makes sense with existing lore

            >the new story only makes sense if Mickey fricking hated Malenia from the start
            Hilarious
            So much haligtree twin art turned into headcanon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Miquella sent Malenia to kill Radahn
        >"oh I suppose he couldn't mind control Radahn"
        >he mind controls Radahn immediately afterwards

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Look, I'm trying to make sense of this okay. There needs to be some reason for Malenia and Radahn to fight or the plot falls apart.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Miqualle chose Radahn as his consort instead of you. I like that you can kick their shit in for that fact. Miquella is doing his own thing in the background that has nothin to do with you like when he breaks his great rune as you're randomly exploring. You're pretty much an invader.

      It's fitting that Ranni is the only of the siblings that gets an ending since she's the only one to accept your help at all.

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Forgive me... Nagatoro...
    >chuckled so hard I died to his opening AoE.
    This place ruined me.

  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    List of demigods who canonically, undoubtedly, absolutely did nothing wrong
    >Rennala
    >Morgott
    >Radahn (NEW)
    >Malenia (NEW)
    >Mohg (NEW)

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Journalists are more skilled than Ganker
    Grim.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      journos that actually have to beat the game in order to have a full opinion and don't need to stroke their dicks online about how they soloed the boss at level 1 no blessings dagger only literally do whatever it takes in order to win, ie overleveling, summons, the works. there's a reason Sekiro, otherwise known as "the one that actually did require you to git gud," got so many of them up in a stink

  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >first phase radahn can't lay a finger on me
    >I can't lay a finger on second phase
    And I was having so much fun up until this point...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So, tell me about the Scadutree.
      Is it any way related at all to godwyn, or is the
      >radagon = beta godwyn
      true?

  144. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was fricking foreshadowed lmao. It's not hard to put this together with nothing but base game lore tidbits.

    Radahn isn't beholden to any outer god, I don't think he even has a two fingers or a wolf since he's an Empyrean. Further, his strength is easily on par with Godfrey and he has loyal followers. His overall amount of power is pretty immense. Why wouldn't Miquella pick him as a consort?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I mean't to say NOT an Empyrean. Eat my ass.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because they're both guys?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That is usually the implicaiton of consort but it's not necessarily sexual. My interpretation was that these people are considering the status and necessity first. The female candidates just aren't viable. They're all influenced by outer gods. Further, I'm assuming Miquella can't even produce children anyway so, who cares?

        His only concern is some kind of salvation by coming lord. So frick it, any means work toward that end so long as the criteria are met.

  145. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the more I see you guys talk about fricking moronic this story is if you think about it for more than two seconds the more I realize Godwyn should've been the endgame, hell he probably was at at least one point before someone decided to say frick it and go for Radahn to "subvert expectations" or something stupid

  146. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >okay so this is the part where I get kidnapped, bloodraped, turned into an old man, and Malenia kills my perfect consort that literally stopped the fate-turning stars to not frick me
    >unless of course neither of them actually dies in which case he's left rotting with super-AIDS and I'm completely screwed for the rest of eternity to be an old man's bussy god fleshlight
    >but then if it works surely the person that actually managed to kill both of these individuals in pursuit of Lordship wouldn't come after me next
    >and I probably shouldn't give them a second thought as to whether they could be a decent consort since my plan is great
    >or that trying to resurrect Godwyn would probably work better because it requires way less stupid convoluted bullshit, does not actively set people after me to kill me, and still involves incest like I desperately want
    bros... he's a genius.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't resurrecting Godwyn all the Eclipse stuff that failed?

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