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Well Ganker, could you beat him?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie needs a therapist for real

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prob not.

      Yeah because people fricking harass him for no reason. Fricking trannies and bikecucks attacking him because he's smart and successful

      >OTHERS say he wasn't
      >Doesn't list OTHERS
      >probably cites some shitposts on Ganker
      Why are "Journalists" like this?

      Because they are desperate to trash Elon for not allying with leftists

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude stop sucking the dick of this manchild. he's not your friend.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's fighting the left so he's good.
          Its pretty questionable that you're against him. Why are you so angry that some people wants to fight leftists brainwashing? Got something to tell us?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So what do you call a useful idiot that follows a bigger jackass?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know you're baiting but for anyone else reading corporations are not your friend. Musk going "erhmmm I hate WOKE!!" doesn't magically wash his hands of being an all around bloodsucker with an ego the size of the moon (which he said he'd reach by now btw)

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him, but I don't give a frick about any of that. All that matter is that he pushes my objectively correct views and beliefs. I will praise him because he has the means, power, and visibility to broadcast my beliefs to millions of people.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mmmmmmaybe you're the contrarian bootlicker tho

                >Ganker-We Have No Agency

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                sure okay dude

                You're not the consensus and you never were

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ganker-Being /misc/'s puppets is awesome!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You genuinely belong in /misc/ you terminally online troon
                Infuriating nobody is falling for your shit anymore huh

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Le Troon

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >had a chart ready
                lmao thanks for proving me right, go back

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trannies get pushed hard in recent years
                >heh, look, they only started talking about it in recent years!
                Very impressive, thanks.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's probably that trooncord's worst gotcha since all it does is confirm that troonyism has been a recent problem and isn't organic

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So when do you homosexuals come out the closet since you love talking about shemales.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you hate spiders you must want to frick them

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This would be a valid point if the board seethed over spiders in such volumes

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >haha i-it's just bait, nobody on Ganker would ever be that moronic
              everytime i see this i feel bad for the people who are delusional enough to believe that the original userbase of Ganker wasn't replaced years ago

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ganker is muh secret club
                It was dumb in 2009
                It's still dumb now
                >inb4 you're bad disagree with me man why you allowed to exist on this website you only started using it when orange man bad first existed in 2016

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you believe that nothing about the website has changed then you are one of the newbies that replaced the original userbase

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, yes different people bad and ruined Ganker which is well known for being a place where your identity as a true and honest Gankerdler is literally the first and foremost thing of importance.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol so you're one of those people who is upset about getting called. god i wish moot came back and fixed everything

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he said with zero recognition of the irony that most of the people that came in "during gamergate" were people that came in when moot and the jannies vanned most of the website as a heckin victory over those dirty no good muhsoggyknees gaemers

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >vanned most of the website
                you dont even know what the frick that means. stop pretending to be an oldgay, it's embarrassing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wah you weren't specifically referring to feds honeypotting morons so you can't call it vanning
                You (and moot) expected most of the website to just cease to exist after that point anyway.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i dont understand the point of your larp, like what do you expect to accomplish? do you want me to say "oh im sorry you actually are le epic oldgay despite not even knowing the slang, i kneel shitposter-sama"?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look buddy I get you're mad that the people you don't like just vanish from existence when they get banned.
                That's got to be incredibly painful.
                But covering up your ears and screaming that I don't have enough Ganker karma and that I'm not a REAAAAAAL Gankerdler is just proving YOU don't understand this website.
                Especially since you keep dancing around the fact that moot perma'd a ton of people during gamergate and after that a bunch of homosexualy ass forums came over here because it was some sort of "victory" and try to keep up with this delusional fantasy of yours where Ganker was super invaded by like a heckin million outziderz when even a basic understanding of the website at the time would make it incredibly obvious that said outsiders would have been banned.
                You're literally whining that people that like gaming, still use the videogame board on the anonymous website while pretending to be the very real person who totally understands how this website works and that it's your secret club, and not that it hasn't historically been one of the most populated websites on the internet forever.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're too new to understand. you can keep screaming about you totally understood a culture that died before you were even here but that's not convincing anyone. watching youtube videos about habbo raids is not the same as actually being there before traffic exploded

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No no no you're new! You're not a true and honest Gankerdler

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that is what I am arguing. The original userbase was replaced, you can clearly see it by looking at the traffic graph. You're trying to argue that nothing changed, but that doesn't make any sense because how would you know if you weren't even there?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon there is literally nothing more temporary than a permanent ban

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What? I never said anything about bans.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Go to club with your two friends
                >Talk about stuff you like
                >Next time you go there are 30000 people
                >They aren't even from same background
                >They barely talk about same stuff as your friends
                >They actively despises stuff you and your friends like
                >They introduce politics to everything
                >"Dude, this club has always been like this, stop acting like oldgay"
                I haven't been in Ganker for long. But I have seen it happen to many places.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the amerimutt effect in full display

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because he's smart
        lol

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean he baited media matters into incriminating themselves of a federal crime to collapse the usual mill of the government manufacturing "private interest" to Shut It Down
          Whether you like him or you don't that takes some degree of intelligence.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Showing X has ads next to nazi posts
            >Federal crime

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            but what about the first amendment tho

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, the first amendment clearly applies, so our government shouldn't be using shell companies to violate the civil liberties of American citizens.
              You don't think the founding fathers really sat there and were like
              >Hm yes and we think the right for the people to speak freely and not be silenced is so important that literally the second rule we have is that the populace can literally kill each and everyone of us
              >Unless Bazbo Bappins and the newspaper company doesn't like you, then he can commit tortuous interference, and it just so happens we hired Bazbo for this explicit purpose of course not as a government employee so technically it doesn't count.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh right I see, anybody who criticizes him is actually one of dark brandon's agents how could I forget

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it's literally 2 week old news that the feds manufactured these companies and you'd just be dishonest to pretend like that isn't what these companies are here for.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm going to be completely honest with you, I don't give a frick about you subhumans' "freedom of speech". I again nothing from leftists/democrats spreading their mentally-ill dogshit but more shit people existing, and a worse world. I laugh and viciously make fun anytime I see news of leftists getting censored, deplatformed, etcetera.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes everyone knows that, which is why it's so pathetic when you morons pretend otherwise

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao it's always funny when you lefties each other alive, you guys actively vote against your own economic interest and literal wellbeing

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing I "pretend" about. Of course I care when people who share my views/beliefs and more get censored and deplatformed, idiot. I don't give a frick when leftists get censored because the shit they push is BAD and fricked. Them not being able to spew their terrible shit is good.

                >I will support anything, including those who would wish me harm if it affects OTHER SIDE

                I support the censoring and in-general misfortune of leftists, yes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Let me rephrase, that's why it's so pathetic when ELON MUSK crows about freedom of speech, pretending to have any principles whatsoever.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I talk about "free speech" sometimes to get the people I share views with unbanned/uncensored. Pretty smart to do.

                >I have no backbone and will follow any idiot that says stuff that makes me feel good

                If they have the means to spread my views to many others, sure. If the whole nation of China started pushing the stuff I believed, you bet I'd praise them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So if they told you to eat dog shit to defeat your "enemies" would you do it?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No because that's obviously not beneficial to me nor my views. You're not very smart nor good at this, are you?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, I'm not some politically obsessed moron who wouldn't notice the grifters picking his pocket. Hell, you'd probably open it for them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Muh "grifter" doesn't matter. All that matters is that the correct beliefs are being pushed. Doesn't matter if Musk or whoever doesn't actually believe in what they say. All that matters is the thousands of others getting said things stuck in their brains, and they adopt those ideas.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really have no backbone and/or an idiot who can't see the forest from the trees.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hitler would've killed you, untermensch.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick Israel has to do with anything?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Musky thread.
                >Not knowing why this is relevant.
                You really don't pay attention, do you?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                THE israelite FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How could you not like someone that the ADL actively wants destroyed?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Didn't see Elon do a 180 when the ADL called those israelites he owes money to.
                >Keeps doing the "lie" about twitter being a free speech site
                >Say anything bad about Israel gets you banned

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They aren't that's why tabloid pieces like in the OP still exist, because they need their views spoonfed to them

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have no backbone and will follow any idiot that says stuff that makes me feel good

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I will support anything, including those who would wish me harm if it affects OTHER SIDE

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                But I wish harm on you as-well. You guys should really understand no-one like you "people", and that you all wouldn't be missed if you didn't wake up tomorrow. Does anyone remember the 900+ leftists that get shot all the time in the monthly mass shootings? Exactly, no-one does. You couldn't name a single one. Because not a single one of them did anything good for the world. and all they brought was their shitty mental-illness to normal-society around them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the bill of rights is confetti at this point, squawking about muh freedom of speech is just Fox News speed limit shit to keep the center/right from retaliating against left controlled-opposition
                Insitituional power on all "sides" has shown that its happy to deplatform anyone instantly with no warning when uniparty third rails are touched

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                On the contrary it's pretty powerful actually, which is the reason you can't just sue people to bankruptcy for saying something mean about you the way you can in shitholes like the UK. Some states (freedom-loving California for instance) even have anti-SLAPP laws that force the litigator to pay up instead for these frivolous lawsuits.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            D I S C O V E R Y

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he baited media matters into incriminating themselves of a federal crime
            What?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ignore that anon, he's clinically moronic. Musk is being sued by them for defamation

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a fricking pussy and should fight Zuckerberg

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >smart
        yeah, rebranding an already shitty social media and losing money just because of it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure he was losing money after being defamed as a nazi far right etc by shell companies used by feds to engage in economic terrorism they're legally not allowed to engage in

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its like people forget that PR is fricking important and you need to play the game. If you don't, you run the risk of losing money unless you have a plan, which he didn't.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >which he didn't.
              He's setting legal precedent at this very moment so they can't do this shit anymore.
              Hell multiple state governors and attorney generals are jumping on this clear bullshit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea that’s him reacting impotently to the bullshit he’s brought on himself. Let’s see how that 5D chess plays out for him.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's blood in the water and its beautiful

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >THE WEB MUST BE SYMBOL OF MY HATE, HOW DARE PEOPLE GET ANGRY WHEN MUSK BOOSTS IT

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >when I'm the nazi it's ok because I hate the right things
              Ok gay

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes. i hate pedophiles, e-girlcons. tell me im a nazi because of it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's usually the nazis that are pedophiles so you're not a Nazi in my book. When a politician or spiritual figure is accused of sex crimes against minors you don't even need to check to see if it's a Republicuck, it's heavily implied by way of precedence

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's usually the nazis that are pedophiles
                lmao

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's funny cause it's true, right wingers are arrested for sex abuse against minors all the fricking time. Their mugshots are always flushed red old white men caught in the act, or neckbearded "trad" fatasses who got caught with terabytes of CP. It's fricking hilarious

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >harass him for no reason
        Shut the frick up moron. He spews autism near constantly and the only reason he got a pass for so long is because he was "le quirky rich mane".

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people always seem to think that the big bad media villains that they hate are literally bad at literally everything? Like people criticize trump for golf all the time, literally just because he's not the best golfer in the world. You don't just become a billionaire by accident. It requires a lot of different skills.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          its just classic female behavior, passed on to daughters(male) via single motherhood

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's an ego thing, if everyone you don't like (especially for being more successful than you) is stupid, evil, incompetent or whatever you feel better about it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've honestly seen people on Twitter or reddit or something saying about trump "I don't care if there's no proof, I can totally see him do this so I'll believe it anyway". These are the exact same people who ask for proof on literally everything and then refuse to read it because they don't like the source it came from

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            How can you be this fricking dense? You don’t have to like him only because ”the left” or ”libs” hate him.
            Trump and Elon are both obvious compulsive liars. I don’t know if constant blatant lying is ok in America, but in Europe it isn’t. You can’t trust literally anything Musk or Trump say or promise, because it has a high chance of being narcissitic delusional bullshit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't just become a billionaire by accident. It requires a lot of different skills.
          No it requires a lot of money, which you can make very slowly by having a lot of skills, or have it handed to you like Trump did. Also it requires you to not be a total sperg. Trump acts like a moron sometimes but he is a very charismatic person.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LEAVE THE POOR BILLIONAIRE ALONE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look man... I don't think at this point anyone should play red vs blue anymore. If you want to hate everything that isn't European then fine but let's not act as if the conservative party hasn't been a joke for these last few years

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Successful
        Yes
        >Smart
        No

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, he's smart at certain things (like making money) but dumb at others. The problem with Elon is he's the type to think being successful and smart at some things makes your opinion on everything valuable.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean so does Bill gates, and leftards such his wiener on everything he says even if he has no credibility in the field

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          and you are neither. So Elon Musk >>>>>>>>> You and everyone else in this thread LMAO homosexual

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Piss poor bait

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I harass him because he smoked weed once
        if any anon here uses drugs I hope you have a nice day

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok quentin

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trooncord hated that one

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Truth.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >for no reason
        Dude thinks of his workers slaves. But actually unironically.
        But sure. Simp for the guy anyway.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fellates a man that thinks of him as a product.
        LMAO!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elon, is that you? Post Black person Elon, come on don't be a b***h.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a fricking cartoon character who constantly seeks attention because even though he's born in an emerald mine owning family that let hin bruteforce any career goal he'll need be able to afford genuine affection, only reason to not shit of him is out of pity

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Others

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*therapist*~~

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP. NPD is a hell of a thing. You know him being boo'd at the Nigpelle show ate him alive.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea totally lol his life is in shambles kek. Dumbass frickin rocket scientist lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not even a rocket scientist, he has a bachelor's degree (2 year degree) and used his inheritance apartheid emerald money to buy out successful companies so he could take credit. He's the modern Thomas Edison who rails ketamine and posts the lamest boomer memes imaginable

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Actually believing the emerald mine myth
          Lmao which grifter do you watch?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not a myth Elon, your dad admitted it himself you annoying homosexual.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not even snopes is going to cover for you here bro you grifted moron

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Grifted!! Grifted!!
                This means nothing when you're on the right wing because you worship the king of grifters. Buy some more bored apes you buffoon, your billionaire worship is absolutely pathetic.
                >Trumps not a grifter he's a hero that's why he emails me asking for money
                Lmao whatever helps you sleep at night.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Trump out of nowhere
                Bud your entire side are grifters, the tabloid pieces like OP or the ecelebs you watch and donate to that spout misinformation all while your politicians line their own pockets
                Lmao

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bachelor's degree (2 year degree)
          Is this how it works in South Africa? Or are you just an underage, third-world dumbfrick?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            LMAO, FINALLY
            There is at least one musk dick sucker who isn't sub 80 iq, good job king of midwits

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              What gave you the impression that I am a Musk dicksucker, anon?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He went to school in Canada Black person

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok, and in Canada two years of college nets you a global Bachelor's degree?

              Because here in the US, it's a 4-year degree.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s a third world country who knows.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. member of the """others""" gang

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude needs an analyst and a therapist. maybe even both at the same time. an analrapist

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Therapy is a pseudo science. All the "healing" that you get is from having somebody to talk to. Your average bartender makes a better therapist than most licenced ones.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Psychologists definitely.
        Psychiatrists can prescribe way better drugs than your bartender though.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          man, i still dont believe how weird my psychologist was. white fat old dude who went crab fishing with his japanese wife (that he brought back). told me he did free mental health counselling for those cute young girls doing that "leek dance" on youtube. waiting room full of civil war firearms books. once spent an entire session just sitting in his 4wd truck in the parking lot, listening to obama give a state of the union or something address.
          every session was like "dont reveal your power level, dont reveal your power level, dont reveal your power level...".
          vegetales figurines all over the fricking office

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      (the)rapist

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OTHERS say he wasn't
    >Doesn't list OTHERS
    >probably cites some shitposts on Ganker
    Why are "Journalists" like this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prob not.

      Yeah because people fricking harass him for no reason. Fricking trannies and bikecucks attacking him because he's smart and successful

      [...]
      Because they are desperate to trash Elon for not allying with leftists

      "Others" in this case refers to Dennis "Thresh" Fong, who is widely considered one of the best quake player ever. He won John Carmack's Ferrari 328 in a tourny in 1997. He says Musk was pretty bad. But you were too busy bootlicking to read half a page into the article.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but maybe it's a case of a top 10 player saying he's shit because he was only top 1000 or something. not sure how it is in quake but in most rts a top 10 player will destroy a rank 500 player every time even though the rank 500 player is still better than 99% of the world

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think this is probably the case, for a time in the 2000s, I was a "top" player in CSS, I would top all of the best servers consistently, and I was not an AWP gay. Then I tried tournaments, I did okay in the entry ones but at the medium level ones I was getting slapped.
          I thought after thousands of hours I was literally one of the best players in the world. There's always some russian out there better at you

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is 100% the case. used to be a pro cs:s and cs:go player up until 2015, and pretty much everyone considered everything except for the ~top300 players trash
          there is a massive skill gap between what normies consider a god player and what an actual professional god player is

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >used to be a pro cs:s and cs:go player up until 2015
            No you weren't, why even make up shit like that?
            You are probably some average shitter with huge ego.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on his definition of bad. Top players can have a massively skewed view of the playerbase usually.
        For someone in top 10, a top 100 player can be regarded as bad.
        Just the fact that they even remember his in-game name is pretty telling.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet, from what I know of Musk just the fact that he’s the one saying it makes it instantly questionable.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Obviously just a case of terminally online man that can't let go of the keyboard vs. trash gaming journos that have a hate boner against him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the best quake players knows him
        are you moronic? he must be pretty good to be playing against the best players

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He thinks quake had matchmaking
          Frickin zoomers get out

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people can't hang out on a server and know each other
            what are you some kind of moron?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's what is being said. They know each other if doesn't mean musk ever came remotely close to beating the guy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was in the top 1% of starcraft players and I'm sure any of the grandmasters would've called me trash because from their perspective I was.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on his definition of bad. Top players can have a massively skewed view of the playerbase usually.
          For someone in top 10, a top 100 player can be regarded as bad.
          Just the fact that they even remember his in-game name is pretty telling.

          nta but maybe it's a case of a top 10 player saying he's shit because he was only top 1000 or something. not sure how it is in quake but in most rts a top 10 player will destroy a rank 500 player every time even though the rank 500 player is still better than 99% of the world

          A reasonable point except musk said he was one of the top players in the world, not just pretty good. A top player worldwide wouldn't say another top player worldwide is "not very good." Musk also pretty much known for lying constantly and/or greatly exaggerating his own capabilities.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            there is no better empirical measure of who was "best in the world" in the past other than who was playing in the cash prize tournaments. if he played there and did decently he's entitled to the claim. of course there could be thousands of people way better than him at that time elsewhere in the world, but there's no way to know. he has more credentials in this case than any of the haters. and it was just some passing comment in a long interview, the people making a big deal out of it are the shitty gossip column writers, not him.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty easy to be known for "constantly lying" when liberal homosexuals keep saying that literally everything he says is a lie no matter how petty they sound

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              leftist*

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/PC1W2DY.png

        Well Ganker, could you beat him?

        >a couple offhand comments launch a thousand dramatic clickbait articles
        many such cases, sad

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Others" in this case refers to Dennis "Thresh" Fong, who is widely considered one of the best quake player ever. He won John Carmack's Ferrari 328 in a tourny in 1997. He says Musk was pretty bad. But you were too busy bootlicking to read half a page into the article.
        If one of, if not the best quake players around is even aware of elon having played.....wouldn't that put elon at a pretty reasonable level?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you cant fit an article in a headline.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you actually believe he is tho?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >~~*others*~~

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Level-headed people follow other level-headed people, people with mental illnesses tend worship others with mental illnesses (while pretending neither party is mentally ill).

    See: Support for Musk, Trump, Peter Molyneux, etc

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your knife wounds

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pub stomped QuakeWorld when I was a 5 year old

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Others" say you didn't. So therefore you didn't.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew a kid who said you could play as Sephiroth in FF7 I didn't write a fricking news article about it. I hate this planet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably just had a GameShark, Anon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh, you can? There's that whole section post-Midgar where he becomes a playable party member in that flashback.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, Quakeworld's history is easily searchable, along with who was who in terms of skill and prize winnings. It's was the mid to late 90s, not that long ago
    Musk was not a legendary of player

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His username was Zip2 according to the article I just found.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Joe Rogan also played back in the day. But to claim he was one of the best is just lunacy. You will not find a demo of him beating a pro or winning anything of relevance

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You will not find a demo of him beating a pro or winning anything of relevance

          He says he came second at the first tournament with a cash prize so in his mind he was one of the best players in America.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine a gaming medium where you could just meet people who would go on to become billionaires. Instead of people who go on to become troons and dead by 40.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can still do that
          those quake gamers werent doing anything different from today, just networking
          instead of wasting mental energy and time on troons just talk about business to business and engage with others that have those ideas

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can still do that
          those quake gamers werent doing anything different from today, just networking
          instead of wasting mental energy and time on troons just talk about business to business and engage with others that have those ideas

          Someone recorded coming across Phil Spencer in Fallout 76. He was just chilling playing the game and someone figured out it was him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nepotism in action

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's also this from 1999
        https://newsweek.com/making-killing-quake-164056
        So he did play a bunch, and probably was better than vast majority of people (as is pretty much anyone who spends a long time playing one game a bunch), but not "top player"

        I mean so does Bill gates, and leftards such his wiener on everything he says even if he has no credibility in the field

        Yeah, it applies to a lot of people. Always hated when they had Bill Gates on getting interviewed about some bullshit outside his expertise.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Though is that talking about Rich Sorkin and not Elon? Rich was the CEO, Elon was CTO I think.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://esreality.com/post/2875079/elon-musk-played-quake-and-his-quake-team-won-money/#pid2967856

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If true, then I probably played against Musk myself back in the day... BUT there is really no way to verify this.

        The early days of internet gaming are pretty much a permanent terra incognita, as nearly nothing was documented. Youtube, Twitch and so on didn't even exist until many years later. Gaming was just all about having FUN back then.

        That said, I was really good Jedi Knight player on the "Internet Gaming Zone" back in the day, but I bet nobody actually remembers AtomicDlux anymore.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          mostly unrelated so stop reading now, but it was nice to find out that you may of may of not killed/played with a dev in cod modern warfare because of a dev only weapon. tl;dr there was a magnum revolver, and normal players could only have certain attachments, but devs could put a silencer and a scope on it, so if you found one/got killed by one/picked one up, you probably interacted with a dev

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Was a quake player back in the day
      >Trying to base it off tournaments

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        All other metrics are bullshit
        "lmao I never beat rapha but I could totally play on the QPL, I'm pretty sure I'm one of the best Quake players just from watching my own gameplay ;^)"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude even if you're slightly aware of esports even you'd be able to figure out it's an entertainment medium first before an actual sport.
          You really think the melee community would sandbag for years against the dickhead playing fricking jigglypuff?
          Get real.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    compulsive liar on way too many drugs

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was one of the top 99% of Quake 3 players

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was unironically the top player and indisputable number 1 in Quake 3 arena and Unreal Tournament 99 back in the early 2000's in my local lan house.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved jumping.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >others say he wasn't
    who reads this trash?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he heal up for his match with Zuck yet?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this really an article that had to be written? That had to be greenlit to be published?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This homie's sycophants eat shit like this up. You say Elon Musk and his whole internet defense squad clicks.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So the site's so starved for views that they devolve to writing shit like this? That doesn't make it any better.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          its literally how the internet works now. need to drive up clicks and engagement.
          like videogames pivoting to live service and MTX.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's crazy how blind the fanboyism behind him is. he talks like a teenager desperately trying to fit in, his opinions on games aren't even opinions, he just regurgitates what he thinks is the most "in" thing to say to gain more traction. look, elden ring is cool and all but it is genuinely nowhere near one of the best games of all time, and him bringing up quake like he did is such a pathetic "seeeee!!! I'm an oldgay!!" attempt. i figure most people see right through this shit but some of you are truly braindead if you don't

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh my mom said the same thing about quaking while growing up 20 years ago, honestly she just had a really good time and was nostalgic for it
      then she moved on and became an alcoholic prostitute

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ELON DUEL ME IN QUAKE NAO

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He certainly was one of the quake players of all time.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can beat anyone in this thread, I can dominate all of you.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off you unironic e-celeb wiener suckers. I would lambaste you and your gay gods. I am THE fricking server clearer.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what's more pathetic, Musk in his fifties trying to be le quirky chungus or the collective aneurysm and seething from the npcs after

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know what's more pathetic; one person being a dick, or hundreds of millions of leftoids getting mad about it
      Gee it's a mystery

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Musk is hilarious, I can't help but cheer for him
    He makes the biggest pseud morons on both "sides" seethe and shart uncontrollably

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish he was funnier but hes not that funny

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lefties are so mad they can't just spout misinformation on x (formerly Sneed) without getting fact checked so they write rent free tabloid pieces on Musk

    Just two more weeks until X is finished am I rite sissysisters??

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      well yeah, they've lost billions and billions of dollars since his takeover. 20b alone with the rebranding and devaluing of the brand.

      and we also know he's talking bullshit about the site still growing because of the court docs showing massive drops in actual user engagement as people simply stop using it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's nearly been two years already give it a rest.
        You will keep supporting tabloid grift pieces till the day you die

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >court documents supplied by twitter/x
          >grift piece
          okay

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no doubt that je was the best quake player in all of africa back in the day. World may be hyperbole.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nickname?
    t. former actual quake pro

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His username was Zip2 according to the article I just found.

      >Zip2

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kay,
    dudes
    Elon vs Joe Rogan
    Is this frickin epic or what?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Do eet. Do you let them train or go in blind? Both haven't played in ages.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bootlicking is ok as long as its contrarian
    fricking Ganker, man

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmmmmaybe you're the contrarian bootlicker tho

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure okay dude

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is me not hating Musk and liking him for spouting my values "bootlicking"? I can't not hate him because he's rich or something?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i am all of Ganker
        youre purposefully ignoring all the shitposting or so stuck in your own world

        There's no bigger bootlicker than a lefty
        >How to get a progressive to deepthroat a boot with one simply trick
        "Go woke go broke"

        >heh what about... other bootlicker

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no bigger bootlicker than a lefty
      >How to get a progressive to deepthroat a boot with one simply trick
      "Go woke go broke"

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be musk
    >do a little trolling on twitter
    >ELON MUSK CLAIMED HE DID THIS x 1000 articles spawn out of nowhere
    >EVERYONE DISAGREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this morono always in the news?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's trending these days. His name and presence generates attention from NPCs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be bogeyman of the shitpress
      >say literally anything
      >1000 articles drop simultaneously

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the richest man in the world, owns one of the biggest communication platforms in the core web and people are fricking furious about that and desperately trying to stop that from being true.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally killed billions and destroyed democracy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He baits and people eat it up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Training the NPCs for Musk to be their sleeper agent activation code. Big Deodorant is finished. Bars of soap stock is tanking

      >i am all of Ganker
      youre purposefully ignoring all the shitposting or so stuck in your own world
      [...]
      >heh what about... other bootlicker

      Like clockwork

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The left is mad at him for not being left

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not left at all, but Elon is annoying as frick regardless of his politics.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lolbert or lying leftoid?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, I just dislike him as a person despite agreeing with him on many things. Shouldn't be hard to believe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's going to get Kanye'd. They will sue him for ten trillion dollars and surgically remove his prefrontal cortex.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he is desperate for positive attention and validation.
      He woke up one day, probably aftet one of his many divorces or maybe when his troony kid said they hated him and realized that he is alone in the world and that he is feeling a deep void inside his chest that is slowly consuning his whole being. He believes the adoration of the masses can slow this progression, so he keeps making desperate bids for popularity.
      And since he had some residual popularity from better times, media outlets consider him profitable, especially due to the growing number of antifans.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be big famous corporation guy
      >don't push for woke shit every second every single day for once
      >become persona non grata in the eyes of 90% of the media
      Many such cases.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He bought twitter so he would always be trending on twitter, and news articles these days are just about what's trending on twitter.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am amazing hl2dm player. bet if i played quake i would dominate quake shitters easily

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon is so full of shit. Listening to him try to talk about martial arts on Rogan was painful. I like SpaceX and he's a step up from the previous Twitter owners (not hard though, he's still doing a shit job). But Elon is a lame attention prostitute who seems desperate to be liked.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's a step up from the previous Twitter owners
      Given that he made a company that was barely breaking even (impressive feat for social media btw) lose over half its value in less than a year, I think he's a significant step down.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pretty much the entire world of media and advertising goes against you
        >heh, see, you are so incompetent!

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    its amazing how the people who hate this guy and the people who like this guy are equally annoying

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its amazing how the people who wander in and complain about both sides as if they're above it all are peak annoying

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play Quake, I'm more of a Doom 2 guy

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so uhh... proof?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      asking for proof is a lefty mentality.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i fricked your mom

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          asking for proof is a lefty mentality.

          I'm sorry anon, that was uncalled for. I shouldn't bring mothers into this.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Musk threads really bring out the seething discord homosexuals

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe just within South Africa he could have been, can't imagine there was much competition.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never played Quake... what did I miss out on?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HUH

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can still play it anon. You could also play Half-Life Death Match right now which is similar.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think i'll pass. plenty of other more modern games that apeal to me more.

        It's pretty decent if you filter out all the autists and have people that actually want to have a good time.

        For such an old game I'm surprised it still has much of an online community.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >For such an old game I'm surprised it still has much of an online community.
          That's what happens when a game with a certain appeal doesn't have a good spiritual successor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty decent if you filter out all the autists and have people that actually want to have a good time.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He always seemed kind of like a grifter to me. I keep waiting for him to actually accomplish any of the fantastical things he's set out to do but he's essentially just a glorified hype man and ""ideas guy"".

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're totally right! He made his fortune by just saying "guys wouldn't it be cool if...", because becoming rich is just that easy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        By that logic, anyone who is rich has done it through ingenuity and hard work, then?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems pretty successful to me
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falcon_9
      I mean far more than what can be said about the YouTube eceleb grifters you watch everyday while getting their Jollies off on donations

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >missing out on leftist grifter cannibalism kino
        This palestine shit is hilarious

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't doubt it. After all, he was a game developer back in the 90s.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All LPB’s thought they were one of the top players because they were due to superior latency

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Musk could be exaggerating, I have no way to know. But whoever they got to comment on it could just as well have political reasons for wanting to smear him. If actual top players from back then remembered him from Quake, I presume by his old username, then that says enough really.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he said it so it must be true
    ... this board gets worse every day

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quakies btfo

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried playing quake 2 with my torture the other day and don’t get me wrong I understand the appeal of arena shooting gameplay, but holy shot the game was disgusting brown, the guns felt like shit to use, and the maps were labyrinths of tight corridors. It was not fun. Also why the frick is quad damage a thing? What happened to double or triple damage?

    I’ll stick to halo thanks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried playing quake 2 with my brothers the other day and don’t get me wrong I understand the appeal of arena shooters gameplay, but holy shit the game was disgustingly brown, the guns felt like shit to use, and the maps were labyrinths of tight corridors. It was not fun. Also why the frick is quad damage a thing? What happened to double or triple damage?

      I’ll stick to halo thanks.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read his team came in second at some big Quake tournament back the day, is that true?

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back then being the best at a game usually meant you just had the best connection. It wasn't hard to be in the 99th percectile of players when half the players are warping in the corner or idling in the server to chat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      irrelevant in tournaments, which were LAN, and tournaments are the topic of discussion, not pwning noobs on public servers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If he was a tourney player, other people would have wrote this story for him years ago.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea what you're trying to say with this post. He was a tourney player. No one "wrote this story for him" because there is no story, it's a bunch of celebrity gossip articles based on a couple sentences he said in the Lex Fridman interview. It's not like his PR team put out a statement bragging or anything. He just mentioned it while chatting.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=LCTaH4EbfEg&t=1998s
    Go to 33:00, summary:
    >he was okay, he wasn't very good, but he was an OG and saw him almost every day on the server

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OG
      Why can't zoomers spell original any more?

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >says he was one of the top Quake players
    proof?
    >others say he wasn't
    proof???

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to certified top Quake players

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=LCTaH4EbfEg&t=1998s
      Go to 33:00, summary:
      >he was okay, he wasn't very good, but he was an OG and saw him almost every day on the server

      Elon and his buddies played a lot of Quake back in the day. Seeing as how he was playing on the same servers as the absolute peak players he can't have been too awful.
      Someone should go talk shit to him about this on TwitteX, maybe get him to show off on some public server

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude trust me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't wanna dox myself. You guys are weirdos and I have 50/50 percent change of getting my dick sucked by a guy or have my dog bombed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >J-JUST TRUST ME BRO!
      Why do morons give Elongays attention?

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was the second best Half Life deathmatch player in my home city, I came second in the one and only town-wide tournament we had meant to settle things once and for all co-hosted by a few cybercafes, with about 200 participants

    My neighbour came first

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool. You win anything anon?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        About 50 hours of free time valid in any of the cybercafes, and a GPU. He got a full PC and some more hours

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I was the second best Smash Bros. Melee player Among my high school friends. We had a tournament and I came in second (never fought a Sheik before the final match, didn't know what to do). If I want to build myself up more, I could say that my group of friends were probably the only ones holding Smash tournaments. So 2nd at my high school at best but that's unlikely. I'm sure some dudes we didn't know were better than us.

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought he was working 20 hours a day. how has he time to play games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      when richgays talk about "working" what they mean is sending and reading emails.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That can be work. Cant do it while playing quake though. Though mollysk was talking about his college or w/e days i thought.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >top quake player
    >nobody has heard of him
    He was probably decent on pub lobbies.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody has heard of him
      >except this top quake player who we brought in to say he sucks yet who somehow remembers him after all this time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember good players from 15 years ago in games I played.
        Found some anons here that remembered me on a particular mod / server as well from 12 years ago.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it's pretty memorable that "this guy is the Zip2 guy and I see him online all the time." They didn't just bring Thresh in to say it either, he brought it up himself on some podcast.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who actually thought Elon was a top Quake player doesn't realize how full of shit he always is. The fact that he's an oldie and was acknowledged is just a fun fact and that's it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its just normal stuff, you can ask most 40+ year olds about wether they were good at their highschool sports or the vidya they used to play and most people will claim to have been much better than they actually were, selective memory. Hardly anything to get upset about

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds like a whole lot of making excuses for patently lying. It's a pretty tall claim to be best at anything "in the world". Especially in a game culture where "being the best" is literally legendary status. Something Elon should know better about.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rich man has normal human trait everyone uses in job interviews (exaggeration to make himself seem like a more interesting person)
    >everyone and their mother comes around fact checking and shitting on him even though anybody with any social skills can tell it's a playful boast
    I mean he certainly isn't one of the best because he wasn't at any tourneys, he never went to prove it back and nobody can prove it now so him being literally "one of the best" is hot air.
    But everyone trying to dogpile the guy for saying "yeah I used to be pretty good at quake back in the day" is as desperate for attention as he is. It's trendy to like him, it's trendy to shit on him, it's trendy to talk about this guy in any way shape or form, and shit like this pulls in money for """journalists""". Stop caring about actual celebrity gossip because it lets the press get away with twisting words and hyperbole. You're grown ass men.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he wasn't at any tourneys
      yes he was, that is what this whole topic is about, that's what he was talking about when he said it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no he wasn't he just made that up.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you just made that up

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            no you made that up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, well then if I had a hat I'd eat it. Sure. Still, whatever. It's highschool girl behavior to obsess over people you'll never meet.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's highschool girl behavior to obsess over people you'll never meet.
          I agree but tell that to the people writing the articles and making these threads

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could you beat him?
    It's just an arena shooter, how hard could it be?

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its that leftroon raider that accuses everyone of not being an oldgay
    I remember you namedropping Ron Paul while obviously being completely unaware of his political stances

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They stick out super hard every time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just have to glance at the catalog to know what sort of moronic leftyshit arguments I'll be facing today

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I remember you
      This is an anonymous imageboard. What the frick are you talking about?

      They stick out super hard every time

      Why do tourists think that Ganker was made for politics? Can you at least explain to me what made you think that?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do tourists think that Ganker was made for politics? Can you at least explain to me what made you think that?
        I'll explain:

        >be 15
        >need validation for parents' political ideology
        >come post on a website with virtually 0 consequences
        Many such cases.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your mom literally groomed you into becoming a clown in a woman's dress for good goy points and you say this?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >implying I'm a troony
            Someday when you grow up I hope you'll see the error of your ways.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Weakest argument for changing your entire belief system that I've ever heard. You need to go back to basic training.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you're underageb&. There is no argument to be had-- you WILL grow out of your ignorant ideas someday.

                You don't think most of the 30+ year-olds who post here were edgelords like yourself when they were in high school? Come one now, man-- use that shitty brain of yours!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even weaker. You're actively making me want you to die even more than I previously did.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're actively making me want you to die even more than I previously did.
                kek what a weakling you are

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kek what a weakling you are

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still thinks what I'm saying makes me a troony or a troony sympathizer
                The fact that you and many others like yourself continue to believe this has always been the saddest thing about this website.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The majority of this website came here for politics and weren't even here when moot ran the show.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think what you mean is:
                >i came here for politics and wasn't even here when moot ran the show

                Yeah, that sounds a bit more accurate to me.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon if you think that there's some kind of political beliefs you're required to have to be on Ganker then you are the political tourist.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have absolutely no idea how that statement of yours is in any way relevant to what I wrote. Could this be what the young people refer to as "projection?"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would fricking love a 30+ Ganker. Even 25+ would be fine. No way to enforce it though.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ~85% of the site is over 25. kids bounce off Ganker because this web 1.0 shit isn't what they're interested in

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He knows that, he's just trying to gaslight since that's what leftBlack folk do

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds like complete horseshit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's weird. It's almost like the place from where they all funnel in from is for politics.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Videogames?
    hello????

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This Elon guy has got to go
    TROONCORD SISTERS AND OTHER ADL AFFILIATES, ASSEMBLE!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally /ourguy/
      Frick off all you newbie lefties, go back

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's had way too many moments like this for me to hate him

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That has to be shopped

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it doesn't look like a reply to me, just 2 posts that presumably were on the same day. you would have heard about it otherwise.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is that trans icon by israeli comic maker, Captain America

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Le troony
              >Le israelite
              Ah the typical /misc/gay response. What's next, calling me a Black person? Or a Fed?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could be Mossad or CIA, I guess. CIA is pretty full of trannies and you're a staunch defender of Judaism

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Google when Hitler was born.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      movement in this one feels extra smooth even compared to other comp videos I've watched, very pleasant to watch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't remember who it was but there was some other tournament video where a guy blows a 15 point lead or something big like that, was rough to watch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, I want to go back.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    advertising is not allowed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well that's not true, you just have to pay the jannies first.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For what it's worth:
    >https://www.reddit.com/r/QuakeChampions/comments/14sznx4/elon_claims_he_was_in_one_of_the_best_quake_teams/
    >"EXTREMELY late to the game here. But yes, Elon is 100% correct. We were the team that beat him and Zip2. We were Clan Olympus (dumb name, yes). It was the first tournament held by MPath/Mplayer (that eventually hosted the Red Annihilation single player game that awarded the Ferrari). I remember distinctly going to their webpage after playing against them in the final and seeing their "about" page with their executive profiles. All were unremarkable looking 20-something unkempt nerds, much like we were, and didn't think anything of it until Elon became a billionaire and his ties to his older companies became public knowledge. I remember distinctly playing against a particular Zip2 player in a deathmatch before our scheduled final and how much shade he was throwing at the fact I was on superior bandwidth on the mplayer server that game. "Are you bribing the MAE East admins to sit on their bandwidth?", "You should be handicapped" (I was on UMD's Digex T3 connection back then for the record). It was absolutely Elon, lol."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did Elon move to the states? He lived in South Africa for a bit right? If he's playing Quake tournaments, he's probably at his late teens back then.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was apparently when he was doing Zip2, so he would've been in his mid to late 20s I guess. Keep in mind he was born in 1971.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can one man generate so much seething from losers of both end of the spectrum?

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    even if that were true, it would be impossible to confirm if he didnt compete. it's somewhat believable because he was an afrikaaner, rich kid who had access to computers before anyone else and was a loafer in college. he could have very well been top 50 in north america at one point. though, unless he provides proof like tourney results or even ingame handle, it's all hearsay.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >compete
      read the thread dork

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        how else would you gauge the "top quake players in the world", you absolute moron?

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All the subhuman leftists/democrats cheering on EU government trying to frick over twitter because of "hate speech"

    They really don't want anywhere big/popular that right-wingers can reside without immediately being censored/banned to exist. Being totally genuine here, if you believe/hold any democratic beliefs, or agree with said beliefs, you deserve to be hurt, censored, and more. I'm honestly waiting for the next mass shooting to happen in their shitholes cities at this point. We haven't had any in a long time, which is unfortunate. These "people" need to leave Earth and fast.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN TWITTERINO!
      who cares homosexual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We haven't had any in a long time
        ?

        >censorship and bans is fine if it's for my side
        Jfc, you Black folk needs to be shot. Even your god Elon disagrees with your dumb ass.

        You lost knockout.chat troony.
        Eleven threads.
        51 Pages each.
        Thousands of posts whining.
        First thread 2 years ago.
        2 years.
        But X is going down guys!
        2 more weeks.

        Elon won.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick are you talking about you schizo?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://knockout.chat/thread/53491/1
            You belong here.
            Now frick off.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you want me to go to this forum?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are from there.

                knockout.chat lost.
                Elon won.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why they come here in their trooncords to gaslight and try to get the rules changed constantly. It was part of the reason why /qa/ was deleted since the mods didn't give a frick about their constant whining about /misc/

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We haven't had any in a long time
      ?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elon is a pussy and won't even unban Alex Jones. He doesn't actually support free speech even if he's miles better than the old owners.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He does believe in free speech, but he's still scared of going "too" hard against the ~~*advertiser*~~ class that controls the internet

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone has at least one pet issue that they go full-moron over. It is unfortunate.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No-one sane actually believes in free speech. You don't gain ANYTHING from the opposition's beliefs being able to be spouted freely, spreading to more people and eventually taking over theirs.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. fascist

          A just world requires giving morons the ability to spout bad ideas. Such is the rule of honor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >censorship and bans is fine if it's for my side
      Jfc, you Black folk needs to be shot. Even your god Elon disagrees with your dumb ass.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >censorship and bans is fine when it's against mentally-ill shit that makes the world worse
        FTFY. Censor leftists/democrat beliefs is objectively good.

        Being called mentally-ill doesn't really mean anything coming from you people, honestly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yaaawl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro update your bait, the last prolific mass shootings were revealed to be insane leftoids

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah thats pretty bad an all but uh....HEY LOOK OVER THERE ITS AN ISRAEL

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ethnostates are cringe I don't care about em

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care who the shooters actually were. As long as they resulted in people like leftists being the victims.

        Holy Shit, you are a top tier homosexual.

        >muh FBI
        Okay pussy. The scary feds aren't going to jail you or me for saying meanie words on the internet. Unless said words are clear threats of violence, of course.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >e scary feds aren't going to jail you or me for saying meanie words on the internet
          he's probably from the UK where that actually happens. Cause its a country full of homosexuals LMAO

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy Shit, you are a top tier homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol remember when we couldn't get you losers anywhere near twitter? It was cancer.
      WE'RE BIG STRONG OPPRESSED MEN!
      lol gay, go to truthsocial.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >leftoid dropping the mask and explicitly admitting they're seething so hard about twitter now because right-wingers can post there and shit on their mental-illness now without being insta-banned

        You love to see it. have a nice day, subhuman. And whoever in your shit family who shares your mental-illness.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is your average Elon hater btw.
    11 threads of posts like this.
    Get on.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So wait, Ganker loves Twitter now? What happened to shitting on it on a daily basis?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would Ganker hate twitter when every other thread (besides the softcore pornography ones, of course) are just twitter screencaps?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying I can't shit on everyone and everything at all times
        I shit on u

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just confused your knockout.chat browsing with Ganker browsing.

        Ganker has been on a symbiotic relationship with twitter and the rest of the internet for years.

        Ganker sends out OC to twitter
        twitter sends bait screencap threads back

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Elon now

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who is mildly competent at a game thinks he was a "top player".

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk I just want quake live free again, then we can talk

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would decimate anyone here in MvC3

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play a real man's game and try MvC1! Or Real Bout 2.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hop on MvC1 then I'll rock your shit with Gambit and War Machine

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Captian Commando & Spider-Man all day, every day! Also holy shit I didn't you would respond. And I don't have Fightcade, gotta get a new computer.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Captian Commando & Spider-Man
            Based. If we ever bump into each other in the future I hope we have some good matches.

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was a commentator for quake III arena back in the day, I know just about anybody who was anybody in the scene and Elon was nowhere near this shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quake III arena
      missed the OGs by a decade, mister boomer
      quake 3 is like halo infinite or some shit no one played that

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    do ypu nerds even know what theclq is? top trubes player here. you all fricking suck fricking zoomer losers.

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah what you're doing there is pretty cringe ngl.

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > this thread
    When did Ganker get so infested with trannies and lefties

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Years ago

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      2016-17 most likely
      After neogaf (leftwing political utopia) mass exodus due to the fact the owner was a pedo they migrated to resetera or here.

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It was when Discord came into existance. Ganker threads were basically hiveminds before that since everyone was mainly right wing, but now it's trooncord raids 24/7

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm probably one of the best TF2 players in the world and I will take it to my grave.

    I never gave a shit about comp but I played with comp players when I cared, but statics/etc never sat right, I didn't want to have a 2nd job. Same thing with MMOs.

    I'll continue to top leaderboards for a few more years, I'm soon to hit my 40s but thank goodness I still have reflexes as sharp as 25 year old me.
    I'm 36.

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like Shmelon Crust

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    IT'S ALL PART OF THE PLAN

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably, but i haven't seriously played since 2018 and din't duel.
    one of my pleasures was to melee guys with quad damage.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    IT'S ALL PART OF THE PLAN

    >money is the ONLY thing that matters! (except when we do it and our game companies go bankrupt!)
    He's said multiple times that he didn't buy twitter for the money, he did it because he believed that leftists are a death cult that is destroying Western civilization. Obviously going against that isn't going to be cheap when the advertisers are all israeli and want mass censorship or right wingers, much like you two do

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sucking Elon Musk's dick on Ganker
      toppest of all of my keks

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soulless troonypost

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          LOL

          For your sake I hope you're a pretty girl, anon. He isn't likely to want to stick his dick inside of your mouth otherwise.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Musk doesn't even give a shit about 'leftists' outside of Twitter, it's bait for the faceless masses like you to go use his website

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You said yourself that he's losing money because of it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the short term because he's owned the site for like a year. He just cares about money, the internet isn't your battleground, you are not living in a Marvel movie

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, this might come as a shock to you but rich people actually do have opinions on things and the way they spend their money is often a reflection of their opinions.
            Musk wanted to own the libs and be a massive attentionprostitute, so he bought Twitter for $40 billion (and that was an incredibly wasteful purchase, he's never making that back) to do it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now he admits that it was a shitty investment kek what a b***h. If he wanted a right wing echo chamber he should have bought this shithole

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LESOYSOYSOYSOY

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soulless troonypost

      >Trump out of nowhere
      Bud your entire side are grifters, the tabloid pieces like OP or the ecelebs you watch and donate to that spout misinformation all while your politicians line their own pockets
      Lmao

      Two more weeks, Ivan.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Called it

        Idk lefties used to dick suck him but because he said free speech they don't like him anymore. Also it's bizarre projection when most people aren't actually supporting Elon musk but in the fact that he causes lefties to seethe.
        The mere existence of him is their existence. Kind of like how lefties used to deep throat Putin back in 2008 now that he's a loser they try to accuse the other group doing what they used to do.

        Lmao bud do you still have your Putin person of the year posters in your room or have you hid those in shame already?
        Why don't you move to eastern europe already you little moron

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could believe that he played a lot of Quake back in the day. However, judging by his Elden Ring and Diablo 4 performance he obviously sucks at video games.

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he also claims that he's a self-made billionaire, so I'll probably reck him in Quake

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    PC fats were always weird autists.

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hyperbole but he did play on the same servers as the best players which does put him miles ahead of most players.

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Elon make people seethe this hard?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a lot of people like him and he's on the news all the time for whatever reason, so he's impossible to escape.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk lefties used to dick suck him but because he said free speech they don't like him anymore. Also it's bizarre projection when most people aren't actually supporting Elon musk but in the fact that he causes lefties to seethe.
      The mere existence of him is their existence. Kind of like how lefties used to deep throat Putin back in 2008 now that he's a loser they try to accuse the other group doing what they used to do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically people are jelly because he's rich

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't mind Hassan being rich because their views align with his. Even the hypocrisy of him being a fake communist doesn't matter since their beliefs are all fake anyway

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          hasan compared to elon is about as rich as I am compared to the average CEO though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's just better and more successful at everything than them. Including Quake apparently.

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit leftards getting massacred in here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >/vpol/ dick riding Elon THIS hard

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh ohhhh melty

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    such Riveting videogame discussion you all are having here fellas! keep it up!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elon is smarter than you

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I'm the one of the top Quake players in the world too.
    I'm one of the top 50,000 players in the world

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you morons kindly have a nice day over at /misc/, thanks.

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I think anyone who says they could beat someone like Elon in a game of wits let alone one of skill is fricking delusional. It'd be like trying to fight Mike Tyson.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the context of playing quake yeah I am confident a lot of people could kick his ass. Elon is a skilled business man that does not automatically make him good at games. that's like saying because mike Tyson was nigh unbeatable in boxing he would be just as good in a gun or swordfight.

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he sucks the circumcised wieners of Israel any time he can
    >/misc/ still licks his ass
    ???????

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ secretly yearns to be slaves underneath the boots of israelites that's why billionaire worship is so prevalent among them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing makes a lefty worship a billionaire quicker than when someone says
        >Go woke go broke

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unhinged /misc/tard thinks the world is ran by Disney execs el em ay oh

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he holds the same belief system as a disney exec

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Projection is all you can do now, very funny if it weren't so sad

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a subhuman, pathetic jealous b***h so I don't care about anyone being a millionaire or a billionaire. I only care if they're a millionaire or billionaire and have shit, terrible beliefs, since then they have the means and potential power to spread said beliefs.

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't he told Rogan this? He's been in his pod twice. I bet Rogan would challenge his ass, since he said he was good, and they both haven't played in ages.

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know man, but anyone who manages to make trannies seethe 24/7 for YEARS straight must be doing something right.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Notch, Stonetoss, Trump, and Elon are the undisputed greats of making trannies mad

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    when someone says they are good at games, ask for a small sample of frags. if they can't even produce 3 good clips, they are complete posers.

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like elon musk. he's just a right wing goofball much like myself, only I can't afford to shut down dissenters like he can.

    he's pretty based, you pooskins can seethe all you want.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's just a right wing goofball
      he's a classic liberal like Donald Trump

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hitler was technically a leftist too, but we're talking modern definitions, not shit from 30+ years ago.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're as moronic as your average leftist.
          Actual right-wingers aren't even allowed to exist in the mass public consciousness. Stop using moronic MSM inaccuracies, they use this shit to obfuscate what's actually going on.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actual right wingers by your definition hardly exist unless you're part of the fricking OTG harold covington shit. stop LARPing, get a life. no, you're not a fascist you doritos eating homosexual on Ganker.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You sound like a israeli transexul, but I like that webm

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                of course the LARPing homosexual also has yellow fever. have a nice day, moron. I promise the white race will be better without you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for confirming it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Confirming what? I'm hungarian-russian-scottish mixed euro meat born and bred in AusGODlia. I fly the arrow cross flag from my balcony.

                you're just a Black person, and I'm gonna post cats every time you reply

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                AusSHITlia

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                AusGODlia, high economy, tops the list on human development index, highest income per capita, beautiful beaches and forests, both tropical and pine. 90% ethnically European. the best special forces in the world.

                This is truly God's country.settle down, maggots.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >afford to shut down dissenters like he can.
      Isn't that what you homosexuals are accusing others trying to do that to Elon?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No? I've never said anything about Elon before the post you quoted. I don't talk about this shit openly. Any other words you wanna put in my mouth?

        all political parties are guilty of misinforming the public and lying about eachother, everyone in parliament should be lynched infront of the public. simple fricking as.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's our job to keep people in check, straying from the one and honest path is how one enters the Devil's flock. People like Elon do God's work by ensuring that the Left are stifled as much as possible, their methods and language cannot exist in a true free society because they only seek to disrupt and destroy what good the Right has created. If you weren't here to argue in bad faith, probably as a paid actor or fed, you would know this to be true.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you even hear yourself?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking cringe

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          probably least schizo election tourist

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leftists/Democrats shouldn't be censoring anyone since they're brainfricked subhumans who should be the ones censored. Stop trying to pretend everything is the same and every action exists in a vacuum.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude this billionaire is just like me!
      cattle moment

  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he have a israelite face?
    Also he's an absolute butthole for pushing for electric vehicles and not trains or biofuel

  94. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if that's true then i already killed him at least once in a videogame

  95. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why do incels jerk off musk so much?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Messed with Twitter tards which is always funny.

  96. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given his inability to take jokes and criticism at his expense I am going to call bullshit I doubt he played for very long given all the trash talking he would have received back then. Of course if he played today he would make sure its with a group of sycophant's that would never dare insult him.

  97. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this guy fricking sucks, biggest snivelling loser ever.

  98. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh troony having a melty because people don't hate le evil nazi man.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mostly only hear anything about him because trannies and other moron npc tweeterbrains seeth so much over everything he does. Hard to not like the guy

      Newsflash, no one gives a shit if he was or wasn't, he's a 50 year old manchild either way

      He's indisputably successful though. Also, I hope I can have such a youthful attitude and energy when I'm 50. Are you just mad he ruined your twitter?

  99. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.nme.com/en_au/news/gaming-news/elon-musk-an-og-quake-player-according-to-one-of-the-games-top-competitors-3547554

    OP BTFO. your response? Maybe he wasn't the best but he's recognised as an OG, was probably playing Quake and UT when you were shitting diapers.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Newsflash, no one gives a shit if he was or wasn't, he's a 50 year old manchild either way

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you, the Ganker poster, is far superior, right? kek

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm like less than half his age so yeah I think it's still rather pathetic for a 50 year old man with hair plugs to still be bragging about being good at boomer shooters lol

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Noo a 50 years old cant be proud of video game shit!!
            >Youre only allowed to be proud if youre a wagecuck!

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could have just said you're a kv neet we would have believed it, because it was apparent

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down, troony.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      any fappable moments in the love witch? i might consider watching it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, it's a good movie though. if you're a fan of 60's style ''horror'' it's a must watch.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe he wasn't the best but he's recognised as an OG, was probably playing Quake and UT when you were shitting diapers.

      Here in is the issue with Musk, "one of the top Quake players in the world" is an extreme claim and largely a lie.
      "I used to play with some of the top Quake players in the world, including [Quake tournament winning guy]" is a defensible and reasonable claim (and the truth).

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Man who said he could fight Zuck and had the fight cancelled by his fricking mom is a grandiose liar
        Who would have thought???

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Who would have thought???
          I wouldn't have thought it possible, to the extent that surely this homosexual has an entire team of people that manages his entire public persona the way all richgays do?
          It boggles the mind; like everything you say as a richgay celebrity high profile moron is going to be scrutinized and any deviation from the absolute truth is going to cost you credibility.
          Even if it's something stupid and trivial like this, it's going to make your brand less desirable, it's going to make people feel that much less inclined to take a chance on your business venture or whatever for fear of being stained by your brand's diminished value.

          Like, even if he himself has no concept of any of this (which wouldn't make sense), he's got to have tard wranglers that make this type of shit their life's work, surely?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, he kinda was a top tier player if he was hanging in servers with god players. He could probably beat 99.9% of Ganker

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I mean, he kinda was a top tier player if he was hanging in servers with god players. He could probably beat 99.9% of Ganker

          In the article posted by this anon,

          https://www.nme.com/en_au/news/gaming-news/elon-musk-an-og-quake-player-according-to-one-of-the-games-top-competitors-3547554

          OP BTFO. your response? Maybe he wasn't the best but he's recognised as an OG, was probably playing Quake and UT when you were shitting diapers.

          , he wasn't very good.
          He wasn't hanging with them in the sense of doing well, he was just a guy that hung out with them in their server and played. A groupie basically.

          We can't know who's exaggerating here, except to say that zip2 isn't a name anyone knows in the list of successful Quake players.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look at what happened when Ganker tried to raid Darksydephil, they all got fricking destroyed on stream and multip[le tripgays stopped using the trip out of shame.

            You've overestimating Ganker, and underestimating a guy that's playted this shit since the 90s

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't have a horse in this race, my broader point is that Musk did a classic richgay moron thing and bragged.
              He exaggerated the truth, made a crazy claim that he thought no one would verify, in order to impress someone he was talking to.
              Normal people can get away with that (at the risk of being labeled "that guy that exaggerates shit"), but not someone with the celebrity of Elon Musk.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, "classic" doesn't really apply the normal way the way it does to Musk. He's kinda a dick about this shit. He reminds me of that south park ep with Bono where Bono had to be #1 at everything.
                When he's challenged he starts flipping out and accusing people of being pedophiles and shit, so.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He calls people pedophiles because he is one and he 1000% fricked kids on Epstein island

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                weird how no one mentions trump took his 11 year old son on one of epsteins flights.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They do when they're talking about trump and pedos.
                But we're talking about musk and pedos.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can just say trump and musk the second part can be inferred

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, we're on a site where someone comes to a thread about musk and wonders why noone's talking about trump.
                Sometimes you gotta spell it out for the feebs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DJWheat then asked whether Musk was any good at Quake, to which Fong nervously laughed and replied “he wasn’t very good, but he’s still an OG, he’s legit when he says he’s a gamer.”
      I mean, if being the best means you were capable of getting the DOS net client working to play it fine online on a regular basis, then yeah, I was one of the fricking best too.
      I even got the mlook bind looking before mouselook was standard. How many people could've done that back then? A few dozen thousand?

  100. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id nailgun his dick to the wall hahaaa
    iunno, i only played quake 64
    Dont look at me like that

  101. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    elon cucks on suicide watch

  102. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he probably just beat his friends
    back in the 90s before online gaming went mainstream every halfway decent gamer thought they were a god because the only competition was your neighborhood friends (as it should be)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he played online a bunch, see

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=LCTaH4EbfEg&t=1998s
      Go to 33:00, summary:
      >he was okay, he wasn't very good, but he was an OG and saw him almost every day on the server

      and

      For what it's worth:
      >https://www.reddit.com/r/QuakeChampions/comments/14sznx4/elon_claims_he_was_in_one_of_the_best_quake_teams/
      >"EXTREMELY late to the game here. But yes, Elon is 100% correct. We were the team that beat him and Zip2. We were Clan Olympus (dumb name, yes). It was the first tournament held by MPath/Mplayer (that eventually hosted the Red Annihilation single player game that awarded the Ferrari). I remember distinctly going to their webpage after playing against them in the final and seeing their "about" page with their executive profiles. All were unremarkable looking 20-something unkempt nerds, much like we were, and didn't think anything of it until Elon became a billionaire and his ties to his older companies became public knowledge. I remember distinctly playing against a particular Zip2 player in a deathmatch before our scheduled final and how much shade he was throwing at the fact I was on superior bandwidth on the mplayer server that game. "Are you bribing the MAE East admins to sit on their bandwidth?", "You should be handicapped" (I was on UMD's Digex T3 connection back then for the record). It was absolutely Elon, lol."

      . Top player is an exaggeration obviously, but he was really into the game.

  103. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >/misc/ thread about to reach bump limit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just another reason to hate jannies and /misc/cels as if they weren't already universally ostracized

  104. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: trannies falseflagging as "right-wingers" while talking to other trannies doing the same

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Some homosexual took the time to make this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about your horrendous posts, troony.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >troonytroonytroonytroony
          Why don't you fricks ever go to

          [...]

          ? There you can talk to all the troonys you want!

  105. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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