>Epic Games. >They don't make epic games anymore

>Epic Games
>They don't make epic games anymore

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >valve
    >only lets out 1 steam

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blizzard
    >they dont make games about blizzards

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Valve
    >They don't make epic games anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >is homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that I know I used to watch this guy makes me cringe inside.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rockstar North
    >They don't use direct memory access programming anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo
    >they don't have a Nintendo logo when starting up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what nintendo are you playing at the moment, bros. I finishing Mass Effect, such a good nintendo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo is an adjective, says right there you moronic c**t
        The correct sentence would be "This Mass Effect I just played was very Nintendo"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yisus christ Nintendo get the frick over yourself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        zoomer detected

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Square Enix
    >their games don't exclusively use pixel art or voxels

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But thet make epic Fortnite crossovers. They are wholesome Keanu Reeves Speech 100

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >intelligent systems
    >they do not make smart consoles

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >playstation
    >it has nothing to play

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention it's not even a station

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Spiders
    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    best Eurojank dev

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pokemon
    >you cannot frick your hot mom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pokemon
      >you cant frick your hot pokemon

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Valve
    Useless now.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >electronic arts
    >doesn't make art from electricity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >electronic arts
      >not supporting NFTs
      i think EA are the good goyems all along

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          deal, your mother firs-

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Square Enix
    >Their disks are Circular

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whats an Enix anyway

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >games get larger than a megabyte
    >no more megagames

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we will not get kino like this ever again

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They canceled UT, they can get fricked

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they go back to 2D sprite based platformers distributed on shareware disks.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Unreal Engine
    >is real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      israel?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >John Madden Football
    >John Madden isn't playable

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic
    >Doesn't actually go at the speed of sound

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >crash bandicoot
    >game never crashes

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    their post Unreal games just sucked though, that gears of war trash, on top of being boring as hell, influenced a generation of fellow slow plodding cover shooters in the 7th gen
    If anything it's good Epic is making less games, their influence on the games industry has been cancerous enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that gears of war trash
      Low test homosexual detected

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