A man would give a good perspective on an actual romance novel, as his rational faculties will never mistakenly put artistic merit on his pornography. Most women are barely literate and only use books for public gooning.
Stop falling for their shitty fricking rage bait you morons
gaming journalism outlets are struggling to make money so theyre ramping up their attempts to stir the shit pot
eurogamer and other journalism outlets are probably telling their employees to give the game bad reviews for more engagement views and to get the discussion discourse going
I seriously dont understand how you dumb Black folk fall for the lamest bait
She also complained about Alan Wake 2 having too much gameplay, so... ya know.
It's gonna be good for traffic tho. People are going to get super mad instead of just shrugging at someone with shit opinions being consistent in having said shit opinions.
>bring up a "game reviews" website >copy reviews from other outlets and alter them >bot up your traffic >send e-mails to companies asking for early copies to review >??? >profit
And even get games for free
eh the complaint has some value if you finished the fight. Like i finished nine sols and the last boss after 1 hour and Eigong is certainly overtuned. As for ERs DLC i really hope we never have another Malenia, because she is so horribly designed and unfun.
All reviews are clickbait. None of them are allowed to actually discuss the game.
Pre-release reviews like this where the publisher has their boot on peoples necks are beyond useless. Pre-release reviews in general are useless but these are next level.
She should stick to garbage "soul" visual novels and don't complain that she sucks in the easiest FS game. You are a complete morono if you think ER has no soul but that furry rubbish does
>You are a complete morono if you think ER has no soul
yea, your 15 year old game with flipped assets and ctrl+shift+f ed lore doesn't have soul, here, i said it.
Oh wow yeah, well that does it.
Nothing else really needs to be said honestly. Whenever she tries to be taken seriously in the future just post this image.
>Release a mediocre game that was never finished due to a decade of console limitations holding the devs back from realizing their creative vision >release a dlc 2 years later because making a giant dlc for an 11 year old console takes time
I'm just glad people are finally starting to see this lazy cash grab for what it is.
>Female reviewer >Gives masculine rpg low rating
lol
I don't have it saved, anyone have the screencap of Gygax saying women have biological differences that are expressed in how much they enjoy D&D?
i've been wondering since they went back to the 'traditional 5 star ratings with no half-stars' how long it would take them to get industry blacklisted, cus a single 3 star review for anything is enough to tank a metacritic score. i really think it's a boomery stupid change that doesn't apply in the modern era where people only look at critic compilation sites and will frick them over. they've single-handedly tanked the scores of enumerate big-name games in the past couple of years
>look up her other reviews on Eurogay >The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood >Goodbye Volcano High >1000xResist
didn't they have anybody more qualified to review this dlc?
>A minor gripe lies in the final boss of the main story path, who I won't spoil here of course. Loads of the story bosses in general have elaborate cutscenes or moments of pure cinema, where you wander into a hall and an NPC's stood there, their voice echoing across a large chamber and making you think "...wait, no". It's just, that final boss fight didn't feel all that final to me? Yes, they were outrageously difficult but I was surprised to learn that they were indeed the final fight having consulted our Treehouse guides team.
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/elden-ring-shadow-of-the-erdtree-review
>The prerequisite boss fights to access the DLC should clue you in as to who you will go up against in the final part of the game.
https://www.kakuchopurei.com/2024/06/elden-ring-shadow-of-the-erdtree-review/
Of fricking course... I completely forgot about that. They never gave a good reason for why you had to defeat Radahn to start the dlc. I don't know how to feel about that.
>There’s a lot of good in Shadow of the Erdtree, but as I sat on my feelings once I defeated the final boss, I realized that I thought it was really just alright. If you aren’t a massive fan of FromSoftware games or adore the lore in Elden Ring, this DLC might be something you want to wait and purchase later.
the anons with common sense dont
if the last few months have shown anything its that game journos arent trustworthy or worth listening to at all
just assume its either lurking game journos and posting this shit themselves or bots and shills
one concerning thing she brings up which can't be argued against is the seemingly enumerate amount of backseating developer messages that completely spoil a bosses / enemy or areas weak spot / gimmick, that's really concerning and i hope it's not a response to the sheer amount of people that play offline now due to popular mods etc
why are people trashing a review of a game they havent played
a reviewer for its sex
and since the review isn't linked in the OP they can't even tell what the review actually says or if the jpg is shopped
>eurogamer
I guess it's missing the kneel for george floyd QTE so it can't be a 5/5
>w*man
>Says the DLC is meh because of the handholding
>Literally wants the game to be harder
>hahaha muh womyn
see
uh no chud
epic reading comprehension bro, what she actually wants is for the story to be more obscure and for the gameplay to be easier
cope tendie
>Alexis Ong
can't make this shit up
fr fr
ong(od) frfr
What is that title even trying to convey
that the DLC goes overboard with exposition storyshit because they have to justify whatever moronic plot there is with Radahn
homosexualgamer always screw over non-tendie games. No exceptions.
lul, doubt (s)he even accessed the area.
>f*moid
Who cares what some DEI-ridden ideological dump says? No one. There isn't a single "gaming publication" I care about.
what the frick is that title
wasting time on that instead of sekiro 2
Oh no, what will we do without homosexual YouTube making hour long videos piecing together a headcanon based on item descriptions
asking a woman what she thinks of elden ring is like asking a man what he thinks of a romance novel
>woman
Yes anon a c**t owner.
>asking a woman what she thinks of elden ring is like asking a man what he thinks of a romance novel
pic related
A man would give a good perspective on an actual romance novel, as his rational faculties will never mistakenly put artistic merit on his pornography. Most women are barely literate and only use books for public gooning.
>decide to have an explicit story instead of flavor text on Roberto's boots
>gamers still get they b***h on
lmao
>t.
base game was 7/10
holy frick, what an abominable paragraph
the dlc is gonna be mid tho
Stop falling for their shitty fricking rage bait you morons
gaming journalism outlets are struggling to make money so theyre ramping up their attempts to stir the shit pot
eurogamer and other journalism outlets are probably telling their employees to give the game bad reviews for more engagement views and to get the discussion discourse going
I seriously dont understand how you dumb Black folk fall for the lamest bait
we're trying to break Japan's soft power in the hopes consumers go back to buying western slop instead
>stop falling for shitty rage bait
>posts 3d prostitute
really makes you think
My lust has been provoked.
Every single gaming review is worthless.
>reviewing soulsshit over lore
>Eurotrash
Fixed it for you
>The final boss has an Isshin problem
WTF is wrong with Isshin?
One of her main complaints is that the final boss is too hard
Go figure
you love to see it
Radahn didn't look that hard tbh
Radahn isn't the final boss
You Fromsloppers are pathetic
calling anyone else pathetic when "people" like you can only play games like
She also complained about Alan Wake 2 having too much gameplay, so... ya know.
It's gonna be good for traffic tho. People are going to get super mad instead of just shrugging at someone with shit opinions being consistent in having said shit opinions.
Why is she allowed to play the game before me when she's this terrible?
>bring up a "game reviews" website
>copy reviews from other outlets and alter them
>bot up your traffic
>send e-mails to companies asking for early copies to review
>???
>profit
And even get games for free
>Doesn't finish game
>Reviews it
The state of games journalism.
Yahtzee did the same thing couldn't beat it but put it in his top 5 best games
eh the complaint has some value if you finished the fight. Like i finished nine sols and the last boss after 1 hour and Eigong is certainly overtuned. As for ERs DLC i really hope we never have another Malenia, because she is so horribly designed and unfun.
Clickbait review
>couldn't even kill the final boss
LOL
All reviews are clickbait. None of them are allowed to actually discuss the game.
Pre-release reviews like this where the publisher has their boot on peoples necks are beyond useless. Pre-release reviews in general are useless but these are next level.
Is there something like metacritic but without reviews from women or minorities?
>a visually resplendent living text made less alive
what did she mean by this? No seriously what the frick does this mean
It's fricking over because Alexis Ong who can't even lock and roll gave it a 3/5?
If anything this means the game is a masterpiece.
Isn't the reviewer gave that dino highschool VN 5/5?
>eurogamer
that's a troony blog, not video game related.
CloudBlack folk seething over losing GOTY
ITS FUUCCCCCCCKING CLICK BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT
Fromgays seething itt. Looks like they can't roll-spam passed a little euro journo LMAO
lol, lmao even
>she likes games made with soul
is this a criticism?
She should stick to garbage "soul" visual novels and don't complain that she sucks in the easiest FS game. You are a complete morono if you think ER has no soul but that furry rubbish does
>You are a complete morono if you think ER has no soul
yea, your 15 year old game with flipped assets and ctrl+shift+f ed lore doesn't have soul, here, i said it.
Oh wow yeah, well that does it.
Nothing else really needs to be said honestly. Whenever she tries to be taken seriously in the future just post this image.
>coming of age
i love this buzzword because whenever i see it i can immediately discard anything else this person has said as just worthless thrash
nobody gives a shit about morons who use a rating scale of 5. why can't you be normal and use a 10 scale. why do you have to make it complicated?
even moron tomatoe is using a 10 scale.
>lowers score because of LORE
Holy shit, Vaati was a misktake.
If you read the review, it's obvious she's just mad about the difficulty
>female opinion
Discarded
IT'S REAL
ALL OF IT
FRICK HACK SOFTWARE
wait a minute..that attack look same as in the leak
It's so fricking over
>Pay us $40 for our twink romance novel with reused assets, goy!!
FRICK OFF JAPAN
I can't wait to see the cope deluge now.
really? he's not?
Correct. Even if the leak is real, he's not the final boss.
Another crappy holy aoe sword to farm albinauricd
you had to be next lvl delusional to think it wasnt
>Release a mediocre game that was never finished due to a decade of console limitations holding the devs back from realizing their creative vision
>release a dlc 2 years later because making a giant dlc for an 11 year old console takes time
I'm just glad people are finally starting to see this lazy cash grab for what it is.
Daily reminder that gaming journalists are subhuman filth.
>Female reviewer
>Gives masculine rpg low rating
lol
I don't have it saved, anyone have the screencap of Gygax saying women have biological differences that are expressed in how much they enjoy D&D?
i've been wondering since they went back to the 'traditional 5 star ratings with no half-stars' how long it would take them to get industry blacklisted, cus a single 3 star review for anything is enough to tank a metacritic score. i really think it's a boomery stupid change that doesn't apply in the modern era where people only look at critic compilation sites and will frick them over. they've single-handedly tanked the scores of enumerate big-name games in the past couple of years
After all that's happened people still listen to 'reviewers', dronish slop eaters
>look up her other reviews on Eurogay
>The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood
>Goodbye Volcano High
>1000xResist
didn't they have anybody more qualified to review this dlc?
>A minor gripe lies in the final boss of the main story path, who I won't spoil here of course. Loads of the story bosses in general have elaborate cutscenes or moments of pure cinema, where you wander into a hall and an NPC's stood there, their voice echoing across a large chamber and making you think "...wait, no". It's just, that final boss fight didn't feel all that final to me? Yes, they were outrageously difficult but I was surprised to learn that they were indeed the final fight having consulted our Treehouse guides team.
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/elden-ring-shadow-of-the-erdtree-review
>The prerequisite boss fights to access the DLC should clue you in as to who you will go up against in the final part of the game.
https://www.kakuchopurei.com/2024/06/elden-ring-shadow-of-the-erdtree-review/
ALL THE LEAKS ARE REAL
Of fricking course... I completely forgot about that. They never gave a good reason for why you had to defeat Radahn to start the dlc. I don't know how to feel about that.
where have you been? video of the Radahn fight and other shit has already leaked
EUbros we can't stop winning
7/10 from Siliconera too
miyazaki shit the bed with this one
>evolving shared text ie my headcanon
They are just made it was proven once and for all that Malenia fricked up everything out of pure ego
>There’s a lot of good in Shadow of the Erdtree, but as I sat on my feelings once I defeated the final boss, I realized that I thought it was really just alright. If you aren’t a massive fan of FromSoftware games or adore the lore in Elden Ring, this DLC might be something you want to wait and purchase later.
fextra says the game has performance stutters and those guys play on 4090 maxed out pcs LOL good luck playing elden ring pclets
I'm starting to smell Dragons Dogma and Zelda levels of copium in this thread.
>Alexis Ong
>that profile pic
Why does this board care about what the "journalists " say?
the anons with common sense dont
if the last few months have shown anything its that game journos arent trustworthy or worth listening to at all
just assume its either lurking game journos and posting this shit themselves or bots and shills
Why would FROM half-ass the DLC to their biggest game ever? Are they working on Elden Ring 2?
>Are they working on Elden Ring 2?
No, they're working on something far greater.
Bloodborne Kart (Official)
one concerning thing she brings up which can't be argued against is the seemingly enumerate amount of backseating developer messages that completely spoil a bosses / enemy or areas weak spot / gimmick, that's really concerning and i hope it's not a response to the sheer amount of people that play offline now due to popular mods etc
imagine if they shipped the review copies in game-journo mode
>she
>Ong
More like
What the frick is she even trying to say here? I can't fricking decipher this pretentious pseudo babble.
>Fromgays somehow worse than tendies
nothing is worse than tendies
>Eurocucks
Who cares?
>eurogaymer
>troony reviewer
opinion discarded
>living text
>living, evolving, shared text
ma'am this is a video game
not enough femme coded npcs?
why are people trashing a review of a game they havent played
a reviewer for its sex
and since the review isn't linked in the OP they can't even tell what the review actually says or if the jpg is shopped
>and since the review isn't linked in the OP they can't even tell what the review actually says or if the jpg is shopped
bait used to be believable
>fat libtard-looking woman
Who care?
>they fixed one of fromsofts more significant issues
>this is bad
I'm a dirty ESL, but wtf does any of this even mean?
>what the hell is "gruelling beauty"?
>what the hell is "a living, evolving shared text"?