>every boss is malenia-tier retardation

>every boss is malenia-tier moronation
dropped

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    thats it, rage quit like the b***h failure you are

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >just spend 15 hours grinding bosses with one chance to hit them every minute that two hit you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Is that not the appeal of this type of game?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No. The first time I played Dark Souls I beat the bosses in like 30 minutes maximum.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Only late game elden ring bullshit. No other game in the franchise has bullshit like this

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How is that appealing?
          Except for bragging rights maybe.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Bragging rights is exactly it. People play them so they can say they've beaten them. They join discussions so they can call the people who haven't beaten them bad at video games. They tell the people that HAVE beaten them they're bad at video games for beating them "the wrong way." It's nothing but a dick measuring contest.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Elden Ring in a fricking nutshell. Just watched a streamer tale 3 hours to beat a boss that was just endlessly swinging and using magic. Annoyed just watching it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Aw shit Jerma is live again?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's literally a mechanic exclusive to this DLC that allows you to hit the enemies harder and take less damage when you're hit, and if you're not utilizing it you don't get to complain.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you didn't beat the game

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you will never beat the game

            wait this is also considered a no-no for the community? what did I miss?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Correct. All the normal rules still apply if you want to beat the game as Miyazaki intended.
              No items.
              No spells.
              No weapon arts.
              No player summons.
              No spirit summons.
              No cheesy ai interactions.
              No consumables (besides the estus flask).
              It's of course your choice if you want to dip into easy mode, but us real gamers still know the drill.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If you jumped to dodge attacks instead of rolling you didn’t beat the game

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot: no jump attacks, no heavy attacks, no weapon upgrades

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I want to see how many of those I can find and activate them all at once.
          This DLC is fricking brutal but I'm enjoying it so far.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you will never beat the game

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Does this shit even work? I've found several of each of the blessing fragments and applied them at the grace and noticed basically zero difference.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >skill issue and proud
        Git Gud

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >um actually if you use [extremely broken build] and summons it's easy chud

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >>just spend 15 hours grinding bosses with one chance to hit them every minute that two hit you
        That is the whole point of these fromslop games though?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Correct, Souls games were built with NES sensibilities. You beat your head against the wall and grind it out running back to the boss just to get 5% more damage on it and eventually you win. Decrying Souls is decrying video games in their purest form.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Frick no I was playing dark souls for the exploration and the atmosphere. Bloodborne had the perfect balance with impressive boss giving you a decent challenge, cool choreographies and spectacular transitions and you were able to do some trade-offs, the game was designed for it.
          ER dlc is an abomination, what a clueless boomer watching a kid play soulsborne may think of what the game is about with seventeen attacks in a row.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >ESL slop
            Every time with you troony jeets

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              He's right though, you shitposting waste of bandwidth.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >with one chance to hit them every minute that two hit you
        Most ER bosses only take like 2 minutes sometime up to 4. The big exceptions are Fire Giant, Placidusax, and Elden Beast which are all around 6.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've beaten every souls game, it's not exactly an accomplishment you can be proud of irl. My irl confidence is still low. Games don't matter.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thats easy. Do SL1 runs

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >insert that clip of the mario speedrunner having a crisis on stream questioning their life choices
          looking to games for a sense of accomplishment is a fruitless endeavor, literally just do anything else.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            because people never have or will go postal and lose their minds over "fulfilling" careers or relationships either surely, self-realization is a pipedream

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Challenge runs arent satisfying if you just use them as a coping mechanism for failure IRL
            That applies to games in general really

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I got a level 1 character ready for the DLC after a normal playthrough.
          It's gonna be fricking brutal.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should try getting a job, getting fit, leaving the snacks and cokes alone for a while and going outside to meet other people than morons online.

        leave the vidya for people with balanced lives.

        k thx bai

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just beat everything first try with mimic tear, lol.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >heh if your not into CBT and slapping your balls with black dildo you just got FILTERED, git gud xD!! :)) :p :3c

      You're the absolute WORST fanbase I've ever witnessed in my entire life. Even sonic fans shitting their diapers are not as cringe-worthy as you.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >discord troony bringing up interracial porn out of nowhere
        Not surprised tbh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you are replying to falseflags that post in ER threads for hours trying to spin opinion on the community

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're the b***h paying $40 for dlc that reuses assets for like 50% of it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fbpb
      holy shit this board is infested with dogshit tourists

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >malenia tier
    you wish. You get ADHD animals with giant hitboxes

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >beat malenia
    >start dlc
    >immediately get cornholed by blackgaol kBlack person
    Yeah, I don't want to keep playing if it's all going to be like this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it just gets even worse from there

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bro that's literally an npc... how are you losing? *crying laughing emoji*

      post yfw
      >CURSE YOU BAAAAAAAAYLE!

      EXQUISITE PAIN

      For the life of me I won't understand how people play these shit games that don't respect their time in the slightest. Bosses with unreactable patterns you need to memorize in 30 attempts, each with 2 minutes of loading, 10 minutes runback and 2 minutes of gay cutscenes. I'm so glad I got DS1 for free and didn't waste any more time on it than needed.

      >unreactable
      for you shitty

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        moronic AI Black person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I beat him even without passive buffs, he hits very hard but his attacks is very easy to avoid.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's a "Tree Sentinel" a very straightforward enemy who is just tanky and hits really hard. He's there as a wakeup for people who are expecting to faceroll everything with a high level character.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But I face rolled him with a high level character and Moonveil.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing happened to me lol
      I beat Malenia after about 10 or so tries. Get into the DLC, and Rellana bodies the frick out of me for 20 go's.
      Malenia truly got just robbed this DLC.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >gets filtered by filler boss
      Woah so this is the power of the morons saying the DLC is too hard...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you need to get scadushards so you take less damage. he isnt that hard, really. he just hits like a mack truck. took me maybe 10 attempts with 1 scadu level, but it was never frustrating because he has a relatively simple moveset with zero bullshit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I beat that guy by just doing running R2s with a spear
      literally free

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wait until you face the death knight
      >teleports back
      >instantly teleports forward and grabs you for 90% of your hp
      >machinegun lightning spears
      >999 poise
      >long combos
      >frickton health
      i'm rapidly losing my will to play this, it's not a fun exploration it's just a slog through more and more moronic enemies
      From started out as harsh but fair, now they're that annoying kid who always has to win because his guy has special wizard armor and a sniper M16 with rocket bullets

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot his most important trait
        >super easy to parry
        Parried him to death so I never even saw his combos outside of the double swings.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bro he gets staggered easily like a moron. I use two spears and bullied him. Just don't get greedy when he goes two handed because he gets some serious poise

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I use the most OP meta build and it was easy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Don't follow meta gays, I just like poking things. I use vykes spear

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just chainstunned him to death with the dragonking cragblade AOW
      ggez

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can just charge R2 attacks if you have a long weapon and he will just endlessly walk into them. Be fricking for real.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just use the broken shit and summons. ER bosses are slogs for the most part so cheese them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Indian behavior

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So is playing From games but here we are.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          From games are pajeet repellent. The shazam discord is literally all seanigs and pajeets

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    post yfw
    >CURSE YOU BAAAAAAAAYLE!

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed the lil homie on the jar ice cave

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > balanced for seamless coop mod

    Frick. Yes.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >new games come out
    >bosses are more bullshit than the last
    >fanboys eat up the bullshit, beg for more
    >get what they asked for
    Not seeing the problem here.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So is playing From games but here we are.

      For the life of me I won't understand how people play these shit games that don't respect their time in the slightest. Bosses with unreactable patterns you need to memorize in 30 attempts, each with 2 minutes of loading, 10 minutes runback and 2 minutes of gay cutscenes. I'm so glad I got DS1 for free and didn't waste any more time on it than needed.

      Boss difficult was fine until the last 4 or 5 bosses in ER, they are moronicly difficult.

      The earlier games were a lot more balanced and the difficulty was just a way to immerse the player. The highlights were the world, level design, that sense of adventure. Now its just theme park treadmill to fight spazmo bosses with massive damage and HP, while we're stuck with DS movement. From need to make a proper action game already.

      Back to discord shazam sisters.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >promised a 30 hour dlc
    >11 hours in and im at the final boss

    wtf?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For the life of me I won't understand how people play these shit games that don't respect their time in the slightest. Bosses with unreactable patterns you need to memorize in 30 attempts, each with 2 minutes of loading, 10 minutes runback and 2 minutes of gay cutscenes. I'm so glad I got DS1 for free and didn't waste any more time on it than needed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Boss difficult was fine until the last 4 or 5 bosses in ER, they are moronicly difficult.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >don't like first half bosses other than morgott
        >only like 2-3 bosses in the second half
        the dlc isn't for me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Radagon and Godfrey were fine.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The only two bosses of the main ones that are legitimately asinine bullshit are Malenia (because of waterfoul only) and Malekith (that entire fight is pure asscancer and I hope whoever designed that boss dies screaming)
        Everything else ranges from "what the frick is going on" (Placidusax and Elden Beast) to actually good (Radagon and Godfrey)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The earlier games were a lot more balanced and the difficulty was just a way to immerse the player. The highlights were the world, level design, that sense of adventure. Now its just theme park treadmill to fight spazmo bosses with massive damage and HP, while we're stuck with DS movement. From need to make a proper action game already.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They did, AC6

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. You hit the nail on his head and that's making frompiggies mad.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sar did the needful

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget generic open world that's nothing but plains with some big building in the distance because Muh creativity.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >From need to make a proper action game already.
        I dont see this happening tbh
        From only knows how to make glorified rhythm games, their combat is only kinda good in humanoid fights, but in ER humanoids have way too much poise so even thats busted. Real action games have a sense of back & forth that is simply not there in souls pve

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Name 3 real action game franchises, if you include juggleslop at all you are disqualified

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >if you include juggleslop at all you are disqualified
            Worst part of DMC honestly
            If you pay attention all the best parts of 3D action games are just balanced 1v1 fights, essentially 2D fighting games in 3D

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Goddamn you contrarian shitposter have absolute dogshit taste.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The earlier games were a lot more balanced
        LOL
        So you never played those games?
        Shitters are mad because they can't poise tank or cheese everything with magic, I guess.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          cheese was OP in early souls games, but people rarely used them because the games were genuinely easy
          in elden ring, everybody uses the same cheese builds because the game is simply too hard to enjoy for most people if you're using a suboptimal build
          ER is designed for you to cheese it
          beating the game with a weak build is now an optional challenge for poopsockers, not the intended strategy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Except you have to honestly try to make a suboptimal build. There is huge build variety that you'd have to be moronic to make a shit build.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >magic should actually be weak in a fantasy setting
          >that super protective looking plate armor? make it weaker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >that don't respect their time in the slightest
      What does this mean exactly, should the boss be weaker to accommodate your lack of skill?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I remember the game expecting to run back to the bus over the same ugly ramparts/towers/ladders, with about 10 useless skelly enemies respawning along the way every time which after two boss attempts I defeated via pure muscle memory. Literally no benefit other than the designer swinging his balls in your face to be like special and different from all the other video games that have non-moronic save points or quick retries. That shit literally had nothing to do with boss difficulty, pure time wasting.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There should be an optional setting in Souls games where each time you die to a boss the boss gets tired and easier until you eventually win. This would allow people to flex early kills, or grind it out.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      stop playing bing bing wahoos and go to work if you want your time to be so appreciated.
      fricking moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DS1 isnt at all hard though. That was before every souls boss was a rollfest

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        DS1 was literally just sidestep - bacsktab for 90% of the gameplay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >10 minutes runback
      woah there buddy, this is not DogShit2 Scholar of the First Shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Try again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's easy, I just use all the tools the devs gave me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. Went back to DS2 and good god what a breath of fresh air compared to ER.
      They made some questionable decisions for sure and there's the hint of future to come with the DLCs but its still not as pants on head moronic as this shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Bosses with unreactable patterns you need to memorize in 30 attempts
      Seems like more of a you problem.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      unironically git gud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It only got moronic in elden ring, arguably bloodborne too but you had more offensive options in that game instead of waiting around for 60 seconds before being able to attack once.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >he isn't happy to be miyazaki's b***h

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When will you accept they want you to use spirit ashes, the bosses are balanced around it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this is the pure unfiltered weapons grade cope and needs to be pointed at, shamefully.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >spirits are still the main reward of most dungeons
        >addend a way for spirits to keep up with the DLC difficulty
        >added consumables and amulets to improve spirits
        >but you're not supposed to use them

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >japanese dev forces you to let go of honor and abuse summons
          so much for bushido

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    125 at ng+ this with endure became my crutch for 3 rememberance bosses

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you drop your ego and jump attack spam/bleed spam STR/Cold Colossal build you'll see that it isn't too bad at all. Playing a "normal" build is what fricks people.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Until the moron who has a fetish for getting kicked starts screeching that the game is too easy and everything gets nerfed again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The game should be balanced around normal builds, and by normal builds I mean a decently powerful weapon and a focus on two or three stats, not a Elon Musk tier attrocity.

      Balancing the game around OP shit like bleed or powerstanced colossal weapons is really fricking gay.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the movesets are better than base game so far but why the FRICK do they all have so much HP? is it something to do with the fragments?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I'm just underleveled but holy shit the amount of "frick you" combos in this game is annoying. Particularly big elemental combos that are not only gap closers, but also huge AOE attacks and have weird sporadic animations.
    Like holy shit its brutal, its how you feel when you play Tekken as a newbie and a high level player pokes you once and they're juggling you for the rest of the round.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >massive amounts of cool new weapons
    >can't actually try them out because they're nonviable unless you stop playing the game, go back to the roundtable and throw all of your smithing stones at them
    >do this and find out you still prefer your vanilla weapon and wasted the upgrade materials
    what a dogshit system

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Enemies drop smithing stones now so I mean, hey, they seem to be learning.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the highest smithing stone i've found so far has been +4 or something which is baffling considering i had to kill mohg to get here...

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >beat Chinese dog 3rd try full STR build
    >friend beat it 2nd try, full dex build
    >beat rennala twin b***h 1st try full strength
    >friend beat her 2nd try full dex

    This is either discord troony false flagging or Ganker has became obnoxiously bad at video games within the last year.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker has always been bad at games but it's also shazam discorders

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he needs to level up to beat the game and it still takes him multiple tries
      ROFL this isn't the humble brag you think it is

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >he purposefully gimps himself then complains its too hard and unfair
        Autistic behaviour. Equivalent to slamming your wiener in a door and screaming "WTF WHY DOES THIS HURT"

        Regardless if you had reading comprehension you'd understand by full strength/dex I was referring to my weapon and play style. Not my actual level. I'm level 110 which is considered under leveled for the DLC.

        Guess I'm just too good :))

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shazam gays are in shambles since their "comeback" was the dlc being shit but its gotten a 95 on metacritic and has sold gangbusters so they need to sew new discourse.

      You have to realise these homosexuals have wasted 6 fricking years of their life on this. They have to win or its suicide time

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >6 years
        this shit goes back further than Elden Ring?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Souls games have been getting attacked and doom posted since dark souls 3 and bloodbourne. It's longer than 6 years. I remember a shazam copypasta before the release of bloodbourne saying it was only 15 hours long and had 6 weapons.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I suppose Elden Ring thoroughly broke them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I watched 3 differnt streamers struggle for like 1 hour because for some reason they can't just learn the attack patterns and also refuse to adapt to strategies
      Also eldenmorons seem to be allergic to shields

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Also eldenmorons seem to be allergic to shields
        most bosses pierce them or stagger you, rolling is always preferable

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >most bosses pierce them or stagger you
          Damn my game must be glitched then cos they work as intended! Crazy!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            shield against fast attacks, roll for heavy ones. Idk why people keep saying shields don't work. You can even block a lot of Malenia's shit with them

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Same cope as dark souls 3 lol
          You have barricade shield in elden ring, use it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I used a medium shield & the grossmesser my entire first playthrough except for Maliketh (I needed summons lol) and Elden Beast, which is just a cinematic run & dodge boss really. Nothing worth blocking.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Also eldenmorons seem to be allergic to shields
        Shields have been useless since DS1 outside of the one-two enemies you can parry sometimes and only with certain animations because frick you, oh and you also need small shields to parry because fromshit is too lazy to have the medium shield parry animation sync to the frame data.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >need small shields to parry
          not in elden ring, just slap on carian retaliation and get small shield parry on like anything

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Greatshields make Elden Ring immensely easier. They're not useless at all.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Also eldenmorons seem to be allergic to shields

        Because every souls game since the first has been doing its damnedest to train players not to use them by making them worse and worse.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          a single normal shield with barricade shield ash of war can completely block malenia full waterfowl dance

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            and heal 1/4 of her health

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Just block the first part then and evade all the other which is baby tier
              Again, fromsofttards seem allergic to shields

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You got lucky with the way the camera oriented and the way she lunged.
                Waterfoul isn't consistently dodgeable and anyone that tells you otherwise is lying to you
                You can consistently block it, but not dodge it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >copium
                It's not copium
                The first and third part of the attack depend entirely on your position and the camera's
                If you can (mostly by luck) orient Malenia such that she overshots and flies past you to your back on those swings, you can dodge them. The thing is you can't do it consistently.
                The second and fourth parts can be dodged easily.
                Meaning the only way to avoid damage is to block, dodge, block, dodge.
                And if anything tells you it's entirely dodgeable they are lying to you.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The no-hit gays on youtube don't lock on and seem to run under her at certain points during the attack, I think to address the issue you're highlighting.

                ?si=mm4zsUBxrEVq4jf5

                peak fromslop

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, you know what, fair enough
                If you're only worried about the camera and not the dodging, then you could get it done.
                My question is how consistent can they do it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Literally never able to do those blocks then dodge, input always feels so sluggish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      seeing alot of the posts in these threads made me realize Ganker is in fact dogshit at vidya.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >build
      you cant just start the dlc at lvl1? do you have to "build" to play it? that just puts me off if thats the case, i havent played ER since beating it first week when it came out.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        respond. now.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i gave up ER half way through but i'm watching people play it. i can't tell if their vigor is low or their armor is shit, but the bosses are doing either 25% in one simple sword swing or way more than 50% in one basic attack

    i've never seen bosses hit this hard before and it's both hilarious and confusing, things just seem really overtuned.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a gay new progression system where you have to find blessings in the overworld to increase your damage reduction and damage output.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot to mention they only boost in the DLC which is extremely fricking lame.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't using the DLC items which boost attack and defense.

        ah i see, ty. is the damage reduction super noticeable?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm literally scadu level 6 on relanna right now and she chunks 80% of my hp at 50 vigor in like 2 hits. I miss Dark Souls 3 and Bloodborne boss design im sick of these randomized long ass attack strings frick

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You're absolutely lying. I have the same number and vigor and she didn't do any where near that. Are you fighting naked or wearing that ring that doubles your damage taken?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Can you post a clip then? I'm using medium armor, phys negating +2 talisman and scadu 6 and she's literally 3 shotting me and usually two shotting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't using the DLC items which boost attack and defense.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm stuck at Death Knight. This guy is seriously unfun

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Either you have brain damage or you refused to actually perceive what you were playing. Elden ring was mostly frick you combos while you watched and then got one stab in. Repeat for 12 mins.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >watching someone do Rellana
    >hits phase 2
    >Rellana's double slice just took 75% of his health
    holy shit lel.
    >next attempt gets hit with some mega moon aoe insta kill
    basado

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How much have they Zanizibart-maxxed the lore?

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >huge amount of content
    >most of it is repeatable and subpar
    >in order to get your character strong enough for late game insanity you have to grind subpar bosses and sprint out 90% of "MMO" mobs
    There is nothing worthwhile in to this game if you've played Fromsoft's previous games.
    Elden Ring will fall into obscurity through the passage of time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oooh saaaaay can you jeeeeeet by the poos early liiiiiggght

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    im sorry how the frick am i supposed to know when its safe to attack relanna or whatever her name is? im using the homosexual dex GS too so my attacks are fast but it's literally never safe to attack her

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You literally can't attack her unless she stops attacking and it's only enough for one jump attack or a quick r1, you rinse and repeat this for 4 minutes. good luck dodging everything if you're average skill level otherwise coop

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >beat the undead knight in the southernmost area that unlocks after you beat the second "main" boss
    >prompt in a little area afterwards
    >"oh, this must be progress or unlock something, let's do it"
    >YOU DIED
    >go nowhere
    I genuinely laughed my ass off, but I wonder if I was supposed to come here later after prompting from someone else

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What did the prompt say?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Imbibe Nectar, from an otherwise unresponsive NPC listed on the map as "St. Trina"

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    most OP dlc weapons??

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The velvet sword.
      For 14 INT you can insta-kill enemies.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >inst akill
        4 real?=

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's like deathblight. The stats are so low you can literally use this at level 1.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            cheers m8

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Fromsoft gameplay
    roll-roll-roll-roll-tap boss once-get hit for 80% of lifebar-roll-roll-roll-roll-drink flask-roll-roll-roll-roll-tap boss once

    I finished ER without much issues but Im certainly not going back for extra bullshit bosses and more empty open world areas

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If only the combat for your character was good and not slow dogshit they insist it be for no reason other than fromsoft is too lazy to change.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    let's make this game more multiplayer focused
    >okay let's add summons even if you're offline, make invasions easy to defeat, and you can activate summoning even at the boss room, instead of the bonfire
    okay but now the game is too easy
    >well okay now the bosses have to 1-2 shot you at any health, and they also do XBOX huge AoE with every single attack, because how else are they supposed to deal with multiple enemies - fix the ai? ha
    okay but now single player is fricked, it's annoying to deal with these bosses that deal damage to literally the entire arena, especially with input reading, attack delays, and 30 hit combos
    >well people will get the idea and summon, and morons that want to beat their head against a wall can do that if they want
    well people are summoning and now defeating bosses first try every time, it's not even challenging
    >well whatever, we need to ship this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But thats a good thing. The people who refuse to summon are intentionally trying to get the hardest experience possible. The game is balanced around summoning.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is it true its a flop? torrent is out but i dont wanna bother reinstalling if its just tedious slop like most of the latter half of ER base game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's more of mountaintops and every boss is malenia tier

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They doubled down on garbage boss design from base game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's more of mountaintops and every boss is malenia tier

        lmao just lmao. did they watch too many speedrunners play the game or just ignore how everyone thought the game after the foreskin brothers was just too much.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Articulates the issues with Rollslop six (6) years ago, four (4) years before Ganker understood with Elden Ring.
    >Ganker hated him.

    ?si=Gc8KN_I1s5lFhs0n

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >spend an hour drawing a comic about his problem
      >I don't read it

      why are you so bad at vidya just uninstall you will never win loser

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        *taps the sign*

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are you shitters for real? The DLC isn't even that hard.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having the most fun I've ever had experimenting with new weapons and ashes of war but also having the worst time killing the enemies to get those things.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That just means that neither the new wespons or skills are worth a shit since most of them are useless against bosses.
      In a week everyone is going to be spamming the same weapon-skill combination for easy boss cheese until the hack devs take wind and nerf it to oblivion

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    God I wish hiromoot would just jumpscare the board right now and bring back IP count. The amount of discord samegayging is so obvious.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    mobs and bosses are so fricking overtuned

    they also nerfed EVERY SINGLE FRICKING WEAPON in the patch

    jesus christ

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rolling isnt even good anymore
    you just have to be aggressive and trade attacks with the boss to stagger them. unless you're extremely good you just cant play in the same roll, punish,roll,punish style anymore

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >new hairstyles
    >they're all gross Black person hair
    I don't know what I was expecting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This happens every time. If a Japanese game ever includes a free hairstyle update, it's black hairstyles.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is ther a preview?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      name of the ge?

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Once I realized that he was just an infinite poise hyper armor nig I just spammed jump attacks and won easily

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we get not one but TWO sets that are superior to bull goat AND look better
    Thank god. I'm pretty sure the Solitude set is going to be my go to for the rest of the run.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when superbosses like Orphan of Kos were the best part of these games? Now they're still insanely hard but not nearly as fun, I think most people are afraid to point this out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They peaked at Sword Saint Isshin, they haven't made such a fun boss since

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because they were made to be special, even if frustrating. When everyone is special, then no one is.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    says a lot about fromBlack folk when their idea of real gameplay is spamming jump attack

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, dmcuck or fgcuck? Your games are shit dead and buried, peep the playercount LOL
      >muh competition muh ranked
      From continues to prove PvE games can be difficult and a worthwhile challenge

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought you guys were joking about the difficulty. I've been trying to help people do relanna and like 90% of players get fricking one shot, including me, on her in a single combo string. This is the first time I really felt like they threw Bloodborne bosses on cocaine into a DKS3 style game except they also have a ton of poise and health

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is she has nine different combo extenders, so it's never safe to attack her, and the poor bastards on NG+ always get one-shot when they're hit with the unreactable extender.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is definitely the poise. All the humanoid enemies are extremely cancerous to fight and the only solution I had was to parry them to death.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't understand how people say this combat is good, outside of being fromdrones. It's slow, tedious, monotony and drags on and on and if you screw up once you are dead unless you over-level. This combat is dog shit and Sekiro is the only game where they got it right.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Eh I liked DKS3 and Bloodborne, they never felt unfair IMO. Elden Ring they started randomizing attack string combos and making things unpredictable so you can't reliably get openings or satisfying strings of r1 slashes you can only bonk the enemy once maybe and even then you probably will get hit by some quick jab into a 15 second attack string combo. I know there's exceptionally skilled players that can solo these things on day 1 but for an avg reaction player I really liked their older bosses more

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        over-levelling doesn't help with the DLC, my character has fully maxed out stats and I'm still getting two-tapped

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Over-leveling does absolutely nothing and going in at NG+ actually makes it magnitudes harder.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >unless you over-level.
        you still get annihilated in the DLC now
        enemies regularly can two or three hit kill you at 60 vig

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can you just party her?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this shit is literally exactly the same as the base game, just with bigger numbers
      I've been saying the design of the bosses fundamentally does not match the rest of the game since launch
      this is the end result of loud morons on the internet constantly saying that they want hard shit while also refusing to acknowledge anything as being hard

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Didn't add new achievements
    Boring, I like being given a reason to collect everything

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    mgs is so bad to use in the dlc. its too slow

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How bad is that fire giant thing walking around and it is even a boss?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not a boss and it's easy to kill, but tedious
      just stick to its leg, learn which of the two attacks you have to jump, and try to break its stance

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        so it's just like arrow golems but it doesn't even drop good things like them?

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not even Miyasaki like to play them anymore. I hope that someday he makes a game he likes to play instead of appealing to moron losers in search for their "accomplished feeling" fix.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >2021

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just cheese them back. Especially this teleporting homosexual.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Beat the shit out of him with the two-handed Katana, It's reach is insane

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so close to just giving up on respecting the boss design and cheating them with summons
    I feel like I must be missing something because I've always loved soling them before, and dark souls 3/sekiro had the best bosses yet. So how did they go from that to this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly how I feel. I've beaten everything from Demons through DS3 solo because the challenge was rewarding. The "hard" Elden Ring bosses are just tedious as frick, but I didn't want to cheese them with summons so I walked away.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Same. I started cheesing the last few. Not spending 30 hours to finally beat all of them after thousands of tries, likely because RNG glitched out.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder people who are naturally talented and hungry for competition are also naturally good at games, it's not some own to call them out on playing hard games that """"""don't respect time""""", you are jealous of people's success

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played this since I beat it around launch. What build should I go for?

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw dancing lion first try

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Die to the Lion when he has like 2 hits left
    >Mimic gets the kill for me while I'm doing the dying animation
    >Don't get the souls, but still get the kill
    I can leave with this trade

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      his souls get added in death pile

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, ok.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >boss

    Haha
    HAHAHAHAHA
    it's not just the boss, the normal enemies too. Having spinning moves followed by a lunging attack followed by a thrust followed by a six combos swipe followed by an AOE followed by a grab followed by the hand of the mob you're fighting detaching itself from his body to fly through your screen and reach your computer's cables to pull them out of the socket after giving you the middle finger. Frick you miyazakek.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pretty funny how every single encounter with a basic enemy requires me to roll 5 times before I can get a hit in. oh, and they don't stagger from a heavy R2 to the face, so get ready to trade DPS!

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People cried at the base game too remember.

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Messmer is actually fricking impossible

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    git gud

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dex or Str?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna say dex.
      There's lots of DLC weapons with low stat requirements so make of that what you will.
      STR has tons of good shit though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I see. Are katanas still bullshit?

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just use STR weapons and stunlock everything with mimicbro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think this is one of my favorites, like forever. It's is just perfect.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno how people can still pretend str is more challenging when you can cheese everything with Star fists heavies stance breaks

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Relanna is worse than Malenia bros, I've been trying to help people and because she can't get staggered and has giant arena wide aoes 99% of hosts get killed. How the frick did journos pass this????

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically you homosexuals are garbage at video games if you find this DLC hard. I just best the impaler and he's the only one who's given me a challenge. On average all other bosses have taken me 3 or 4 attempts. The state of this board

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just HOW much harder are the bosses on NG+, and do they increase in difficulty for each time you start over? I've been doing the DLC in NG++ and I've been getting my ass kicked.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU MIYAZAKI SUCK MY DICK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >blasphemous blade
      you didn't beat the game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mimic tear also 🙂

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he didn't just beat the game, he beat the game for you too

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh btw Rennala had a twin sister called Rellana who's never mentioned in the base game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking FromSoft puts any effort in the lore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        > Fails to finish the job

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not like this Zanzibart....

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Worst offender its miquella simping radahn

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      LA HERMANA DE RENNALA

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Every weapon got nerfed btw

    Nice artificial difficulty

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Could I have some advice for the late-game? Last time I played the game, I used the classic straight sword quality build I did DS1/2/3 with, but around the Lyndell capital I started struggling with enemy HP pools and a lot of shielded/ high poise enemies. I switched to a bleed build which was hilariously powerful and everything died, but I'm worried it would make the game too easy. Do the HP and damage values of the enemies skyrocket even more past the Capital area?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >but I'm worried it would make the game too easy
      Final boss is immune to bleed so your entire build will get shutdown
      >Do the HP and damage values of the enemies skyrocket even more past the Capital area?
      Yes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Damn. Right now I'm feeling lost because the exact same build I used in DS1/2/3 is getting stat-walled in ER.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          just switch from bleed to frost and get some good source of fire damage

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >explore
    >find mushroom (x2), somber smithing stone (1) and broken rune (x1)
    >fight enemies
    >get rewarded with smithing stone (5) and rowas
    >fight boss
    >it's yet another boss where you fight the camera and there's visual diarrhea everywhere
    i'm done

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lads, I'm thinking I might be too old for From games now.
    I just want to go back to comfy DS1 exploration and fights. Maybe stumble across a black knight.
    I want to go home...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Exploring the expansion has unironically given me that old DaS1 feeling. Not sure when it'll wear off, but I was having a blast being in danger all throughout that first area.

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so when do you guys break and start leveling your scadu level? it was dancing lion for me.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It might be my controller or system but I have noticed sometimes that my attack inputs don't register

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone knows how to get up here?

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >every boss is malenia-tier moronation
    I haven't played it yet but I severely doubt that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Right, these bosses are actually worse

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Again I doubt that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Right, these bosses are actually worse

      Again I doubt that

      Honestly, it blows my mind how there are still people surprised about the dlc bosses being a double down on malenia levels of stupid after all the attention and traffic that boss generated. It was obvious from the start.

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you guys really had trouble with the dancing lion?
    i thought he was very doable, he is more flashy than dangerous, as long as you keep an eye on where the lightning strikes you shouldn't be hit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I face-tanked it with the bullgoat set and ended up being quite easy

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to fortnite

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played this shit in so long I forgot how to travel between sites of grace. Was worried I was hard locked after getting the ending and was stuck in the roundtable area.

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what fragment level were you guys on for rellana? im on level 4 and my attacks are barely damaging her

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm probably and idiot here but, what do the Blessings do in the DLC? I keep eating them, but the descriptions isn't exactly clear.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They increase your stats but only for the DLC, compare the yellow number inside and outside the DLC to see the difference.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ah I see it now. Greatly appreciated anon.

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If only there was a spell or some talisman to reduce the lightning damage against the dancing lion...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >buffs
      you didn't beat the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      *Switches to frost phase*

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Frost phase is moronicly easy and you can jump over all the attacks, the lightning one is the problematic because there is lightning all over the arena and that spell make the damage do like 5% of your hp per lightning hit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is how randomly he's doing such damage.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Problem with the Dancing Lion is that he has moveset switches for four different elements since the boss fight is modeled after the chinese lion dance and, I suppose, references the japanese Four Season dance, which makes it switch to different movesets and elements.
      The lightning stance is actually fairly easy to deal with, I found the frost and wind dance much more of a hassle since Divine Frost Stomp has a weird timing and the fricking tornado on the wind stance has insane range.

      Other than that it's not too bad, the main combo is fairly tricky at first but once you get it down it's not a big deal, if you stay really close to the boss it's also much easier since it's actually designed to punish people who stay in the mid range, as most of its stuff is AoE.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >lightning stance is actually fairly easy to deal with

        NTA but really? The placement of the lightning strikes seemed random outside of a few certain attacks. Almost half of my deaths were because I got clipped by lightning then killed by the lion.

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is no one going to talk about the coolest boss released, the demi-human sword autist?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Another Sekiro enemy you don't have any gun fighting because you're stuck with a shitty Dark Souls character

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >go through that entire fricking dungeon
      >fricking shitty helmet and spirit ash is all you get
      what a let down

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      demi-humans get the rope

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nothing personnel kiddo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good job

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any trick or gimmick to fighting the Wickermen or you just have to upgrade your character to hell and back?

    I got 4 damage/defense upgrades thus far but i still seem to deal a pitiful amount of damage

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just slash at their feet for 15 minutes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      get on your horse and learn to jump good, after three "breaks" they'll fall down and you can hit the face

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >spend 10 minutes whackinghis foot with a big hammer
      > get him to 10 percent health
      >fastest grab move ever hes never used before
      >one shots me at 60 vigor
      oh ok ty miyazaki

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is 120 still THE level ?

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the trick to dodging Rellana? Her sword thrusts and spells are easy enough, but when she spins like a top it doesnt seem safe to roll anywhere without getting clipped by her second or third swing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gank her with mimic tear

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i just beat her after trying solo for hours and then decided to summon the loathsome shit eater. a few things i learned is that her ultimate attack is a jump test. she is weak to lightning. she can technically be parried but its not worth it most of the time. her attack patterns are essentially random. she does have plenty of windows for attack in the first phase but in the second its basically just rng if you win imo. i just spammed lightning attacks while shit eater aggro'd her.

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    boss is malenia-tier moronation
    if that were true even the major outlets would be calling this too hard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gaming journos were using mimic tear

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      journos just summons which still completely negates the bosses. it's just the people who want to experience them as an actual fight who realise how shit they are

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This game is balanced around summoning or using ashes for bosses, though. Only hardcore autists go for solo kills, 90% of the normalgay audience summoned, used ashes or both. Myself included, frick these bosses and frick this game, not a single fun boss in the entire game.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >This game is balanced around summoning or using ashes for bosses
          no it's not. no boss in the game can handle 2 targets at once. it might be *intended* for you to use the spirit ashes, but it's not balanced around it because it breaks the bosses AI. that's the issue with ER, both ways of approaching the boss fights are unfun in some way

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Something cannot be intended yet no balanced around. The people whining about the difficulty of this game are morons who self impose handicaps.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the games have always been balanced around soul level 1 no equipment, items or summon playthroughs. everything else is unbalanced cheese

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no journo is going to take the risk on shitting on From

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How many of these annoying ass bosses have ground slamming/stomp attacks with huge AOE range? That started getting REALLY old in the last few boss fights of the main game

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I killed Renalla first try with 2 blessing but died 200 times to the Moon-something guy with the cool big sword.

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot how annoyed the player damage sounds made me in this game
    >AAHHHH
    >OWWWWWWW

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm level 157 so far it is really easy even managed to hold onto 170k runes for a level up from just mobs. But honestly kinda not in the mood today it's still something I love playing. But yeah might just need a break for a bit.

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They dont self heal like memenia except one copypasting the dark knight lifesteal grab attack

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Okay I admit it I fricking suck at this game I suck. My only chance is grinding and hoping somehow I luck out... what else do you want from me this shit is hard.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just fricking summon people, beat the bosses and move on with your life, stop acting like you have something to prove. its a fricking video game and no one is checking your work

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I know man I know... frickin nerves from all the cocaine

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There is something seriously wrong with Fromgays. And you guys paid $40 for Limgrave but worse? Kek, I think I'll just stick with actually good games that don't vomit bullshit at you and rely on brain dead fans to justify it. Once again: Elden Ring's first half is some of the best shit they've ever done. Sucks that they went full moron from the Fire Giant onward. I had hoped they might have had some time to cool off before making this DLC, but it looks like they just doubled down. Remember when gays here were so insistent on the western Prepare to Die marketing for Dark Souls I being moronic? And that was true. But it looks like all those fans have either moved on or are suffering from severe brain rot. Just look at what we have now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I think I'll just stick with actually good games
      like what

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly too bored to finish it. Beat two main bosses so far and akready feel sick of the game. Not to mention the shit performance.

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is the DLC good enough that I should load up the game I haven't played in 2 years and go into it with my level 150 character remembering absolutely nothing about how to play or should I just not care since I haven't played in so long?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm doing exactly that, don't sweat it. It'll come back to you quickly. Get ready to seethe, though.

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Milady! seems fun.

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fricking everything in the ass with my NIHIL NIHIL NIHIL and mimic tear, don't know what you're finding so difficult?

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the framerate so bad? My PC is barely being utilized.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have the exact same problem for months, and still can't find an answer after trying literally everything

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It broke in the last few updates. I was getting locked 60 and now in the same area it's mid 40s

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >500k souls
    >Worried about losing them
    >But also have nothing to spend then on
    Hmmm

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Upgrade materials , crafting mats , arrows , crab

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Buy shit, sell it back when you need souls.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just lose it man. It's just runes. There are a million ways to make more runes man.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Give me 1000 runes

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >went into DLC with arcane build
    >find great katana
    >don't think much about the name
    >equip it
    >see how big it is
    I am unbelievably hard right now

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm supposed to get fricked by that gigapoise greatsword combo knight in the castle right? the games telling me to go explore and find those damage nullifiers right? right guys?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sorry frogfriend, but we arbitrarilly decided that you didn't beat the game if you use the scat tree fragments

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I got some bad news for you frogfren

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker really is full of whinging c**ts

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is up with the centipede boss, its laggy and it flies and rolls everywhere.

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My god. The quantity of shitters there's on this thread is outstanding.

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Souls games are known for making the dlc the hardest part of the game
    >OP acts surprised by common knowledge
    You should have played more in prep.

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >7 years of development plus a dlc later and this is still the strongest weapon in the game
    what loving an anime too much does to your game balance

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I gurantee almost all of the homosexuals cosplaying with this thing have never even read berserk they just heard it as the edgy anime off TikTok

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >reusing DLC bosses, in the fricking DLC
    god damn

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing through the game solo with no intend to ever co-op or pvp
    >Still feel like I shouldn't level past 150
    Should I just keep spending my runes? How useful is those extra levels in the DLC?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The extra levels aren't very useful the dlc has its own leveling system.

      Stay at the level you want to be at for coop/pvp brackets

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be real people are kinda b***hes that are really hard on themselves when they fail at these games. They get all sad and upset but it's just a game bro. No big deal if you fail it. Plus you can always retry later? Like seriously some people are fricking dumb stop making this bigger than it actually is. Just take a break come back to it later no big deal 😉

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same thing with anything. There's something you can't overcome but it's so close so you want to keep trying.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >realize that game is shit
      >oh no it must just be that i'm mentally ill, it can't be that the game is shit
      wtf?

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >People refusing to play an RPG like an RPG
    Modern fromgays are such fricking brainlets that refuse to engage with anything that requires reading.

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its rollslop time!

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rip me

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >b-but what about muh achievements
    Holy shit dude calm down. Plus you can just hack those in if needed in the worst case

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, ate people genuinely having problems with the DLC? It's been pretty chill if you actually explore and find the buff items.

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm probably the only person on Ganker right now who isn't excited for the DLC

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Awwww cry me a river!

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I swear my mimic tear could solo 2 bosses at once, why the frick is it so strong. he has infinite health but I get 2 shot at 66 vigor.

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish I could argue in good faith with homosexuals shitting on the DLC but the arguments are so clearly transparently shitposting I just can't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly that's a healthy step forward. Not even in a disrespectful way even tho I am a shitposter. It's just healthy man.

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    please tell me there is a way to get down here without killing a major boss I need somewhere else than the starting 3 places to find scadutree blessings

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there is. it's the path left to the lava cave entrance

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Two-headed Turtle Talisman
      Eating good this morning lads

      Head South and down slopes from where your cursor is

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've beaten Rellana and Beast and I haven't found a way.
      I did see jumping platforms to head down where you've got your blue marker 1. So I think that you have to find a way there by going north then west, and then circle back down south and use the platforms.

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    relena is literally harder than malenia. what the frick did from mean by this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Does she have two full health bars and heals even if you block her attacks? No? Then she isn't

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        she was staggerable which made the fight much more manageable. this shit has all of her agility and none of her weaknesses, the only thing its missing is waterfowl

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You just ignored everything I said

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Scadutree more like SKIBIDITREE

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Name ONE(1) reason I should play this instead of Kingdom Hearts Kino By Sleep the baby version of souls.

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >DLC hype gets me to actually pick the game back up after 2 years
    >"oh yeah, this game is actually kinda fun"
    >entirely burnt out and disappointed by the end of the game
    >Literally no interest in playing the DLC, nevermind paying 40 bucks for it
    >mfw there isn't a single new game i'm interested in for the rest of the year
    Maybe when its 20 bucks and I'm literally dying from boredom, but nothing I'm reading in this thread makes it sound worth my time or money

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Pot dungeon
    >Takes forever to get to the boss
    >No shortcut no revive spot in front of boss
    What kind of shit level design is that?
    Frick that shit, I'm just gonna summon someone and bully the boss.

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I never summoned in the base game (including Malenia yes) but here I did. I've beaten 6 bosses with summons so far and I don't feel bad in the slightest. This kind of fast combat is actually obscene and not fit for a traditional souls game. I could see these bosses being in Sekiro (I know saying this has become a bit of a meme in the community but it did for a very good reason), but NOT in a souls game. These bosses have become hard for the sake of being hard which is terrible. Before ER the difficulty felt organic but here it just feels hamfisted as a means of fanservice.
    I also will not be buying the next souls-whatever game. If you like getting assraped no lube no rubber then please knock yourself out but I will not be giving Miyazaki another dime until he fixes the combat system.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played since the base game release so i might be misremembering but the jump/dodge button seems to have a bit extra delay?
      Not even trying to shitpost here, it feels a bit off
      Anybody feeling like that?

      >I never summoned in the base game (including Malenia yes) but here I did.
      congratulations on graduating to shitter anon, we are all very proud of you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just torrent the game, why buy?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I considered it but if the next game is going to be like this one then I'm just not gonna bother. Maybe I'll finally start working on my math degree.

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >maxed out cold cragblade
    Absolutely makes dancing lion a laughing stock

    Also take a shield, all of his wind counts as physical damage

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't finished any of the main dungeons yet but just poppin in to say fp regen talisman + hp back on kill talisman from volcano manor + alexander talisman + walking forward and pressing L2 with +10 Mohg's trident and 80 arc is extremely comfy for dungeon crawling. Don't need to use flasks ever and don't need to deal with twitchy bullshit enemies because I just stand behind pillars and nuke everything in a giant sphere of death.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Behold, absolutely did not beat the game in any shape or form.

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    KINGDOM HEARTS FILL ME WITH THE POWER OF EASY MODE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kingdom Hearts is a much more skillful game than any FROM game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And it has enough sense to give you easy mode in case you are just stressed or maybe old and tired.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Name ONE(1) reason I should play this instead of Kingdom Hearts Kino By Sleep the baby version of souls.

      Kingdom Hearts is a much more skillful game than any FROM game.

      These ER shitpost threads are boring. Someone make a Kingdom Hearts thread

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >getting filtered by blackgaol
    Well. I haven't played since release but still.

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having a very difficult time as a hybrid spellcaster (int/fth/arc). It's not so much that the bosses have insane moves or 2shot me (even if they do), but my spells just don't do enough damage. Even at 52/52, black flame only does 1.6k damage against bosses with 40-100k hp while costing fp and requiring a big opening.
    It seems like the game has been balanced around weapon arts yet again. Still, the areas look fun, and the new spells are interesting, though they are hard to find. I've only found 2, both incantations, one that casts some golden arcs and one dragon spell that lets you summon a lich dragon head and breathe ghostflame.

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How are the perfumer weapons?

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Get home from a 12hr shift
    >Exhausted, play for 20 minutes which is basically a CBT session
    >Turn game off
    I think I'm getting too old for this shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Play this instead m8. I started playing it today and it's great fun. Decently priced on PSN or wherever.

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. They made pvp fun again.

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >get tired of the mega bullshit
    >respec
    >equip max level greatshield with max damage negation and level endurance
    >poke boss a few times
    >he flies into the air and does a 1080 spin while shitting lava, pissing lightning daggers and vomiting poison razorblades and slamming the ground dropping nuclear bombs all over the arena while summoning Satan himself
    >i activate barricade shield and hold l1 until he's done with his temper tantrum
    >poke him a few times
    >he starts reeee'ing again
    >hold l1
    now it's too fricking boring jesus christ

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >poke boss a few times
      you forgot the part where you press the attack button the boss does 1 frame animation cancel into a jump back across the arena while throwing daggers at you before you get a 2nd attack in.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And then reads your flask input and proceeds to gap close and stagger you xd

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >use spear
        >shield blocks everything and you get a free hit in
        It's that easy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me when I realised a shield blocks most of dancing homosexuals damage

  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the most underrated weapon in the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >flame art infuse a bandits curved sword
      >its stronger, especially if running flaming strike
      whats the point

  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight - did they add new death sorceries?

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    replaying this game really makes me hate that they spread smithing stones, sacred tear, and golden sea across the god damn map.

  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I watched different streamers against the lion and not a single one dared to eat a boiled crab
    Do every single shitter just bruteforced the way into the dlc?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't beat the game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I BEAT the DLC

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know right. Like just get creative. Use the different shit you have available! Including counterattacks!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're under the impression that people actually did Bogart's questline.
      Almost everyone just kills Bogart the minute they see him

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I did bogarts quest and he's chilling making crabs and I have now 700 🙂
        Aslo I immediately murdered the shit eater so crab boy is safe 🙂

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Aslo I immediately murdered the shit eater so crab boy is safe 🙂
          lmao same bro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know right. Like just get creative. Use the different shit you have available! Including counterattacks!

      How are you still getting fooled by streamers who's job it is to milk content rather than play smart?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      How are you still getting fooled by streamers who's job it is to milk content rather than play smart?

      Why play at all when they can just use Mimic Tear?

  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So no creamapi for the dlc?

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good, I want shitters and redditors like you to be filtered
    We should have gatekept this fanbase harder, leave now

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    people really have started to go into "if they disagree with me, they're shitposting" mode.

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can i complete DLC beside defeating Miquella? And there be new ending?

  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hope that Sacred Bloody Flesh is craftable. Incredibly strong for an Arcane build.

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that I can't kill by rotten breathing from across the arena while my Deenah bird ash occupies the boss, I just use my Bloody Helice rapier to dodge and counter with the L2. I may need to change talismans from time to time to either buff my incants or use stamina regen talismans if I'm just going to go melee with the rapier

  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is the new ultra hard superboss?

  144. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's closed source garbage I can't justify playing this trash. I only play Free Software games like Cave Story. Am I the only one that sees how cancer proprietary software really is?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can't tell who's trolling who anymore

  145. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I struggled hard on Rellana then I remembered I'm playing NG+ a much more difficult version of the DLC than the rest of you are playing. enemies including bosses basically can't even be staggered with power stance jump R2s

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think NG+ does anything to the enemies in the DLC. The bosses are basically unstaggerable for whatever reason

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        all enemies get a pretty major health increase and damage increase it's like 30 or 40%

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you literally cant stagger her unless you just tank her and keep attacking. it's fricking garbage design. she has the attacks of a fast but staggarable boss like malenia but is a tank too. fricking abysmal boss design

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Skill issue, I used throwing daggers and got staggers just fine. Maybe git gud?

  146. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Welcome back.

  147. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone help me?
    I need to know which of these are the dlc files so I can copy them into my steam copy of elden ring.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >DLC.dbt
      >DLC.dhd
      Black person you dumb.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        there's more than just those two Im pretty sure.

  148. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well she doesn't frick around

  149. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You remember how Margitt was a filter that was supposed to teach you that you need to explore and level up before tackling main boss areas? The DLC pretty much forces you to use summons.

  150. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually shocked that users on a board dedicated to videogames are this bad at videogames

  151. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    godamn what a load of bullshit lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >using summons
      you didn't beat it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that's a phantom not a summon, I did however, use mimic tear. killed it in 2 tries, then it took me like 5 tries to kill it again whilst being summoned. multiplayer bosses are unironically harder

  152. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >5 hours in
    >already at Messmer
    >mfw
    uuuuuhh bros?? Where is the 30 hour campaign I was promised????

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Explore more moron

  153. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ranni gays need to know where they belong

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      b***h looks like she's missing Hanmen's NEXT-GEN Textures.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
  154. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rellana is bullshit lmao, I can break her stance but she just flurries all the time.

  155. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How viable is ER+DLC with no shield, no parry and not magic build?

  156. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd stake me other hand Miquella's gone forever.

  157. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Frick these homosexuals

  158. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I started with a hero class, what are some fun builds for it?

  159. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell do you get down to this map, I've killed the putrid b***h up here and the new dancing divine lion reused here. I've hit all the spots over here

  160. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Those torch giants with the armor legs

    How? They don't seriously expect you to whittle his health down with ranged attacks to the face right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      use heavy attacks, when you stagger 3 times he'll drop down and you can do a huge chunk of hp with a critical

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not talking about the one at the start there's a different one that can't be staggered like that

  161. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have 40 vig and soreseal and I can take 3 or 4 hits idk what everyone else's problem is

  162. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >only Radahn left
    >explored pretty much everything there is as far as the map goes

    This might be the first time where Fromsoft DLC is actually weaker than the base game. That said: Elden Ring is easily the best base game they have made so far but this DLC really didn't hit my expectations.
    The bosses aren't difficult - a weird mix up of basic shit like the Carian Knight or spastic annoying beast shit like the Lion and Hippo where the boss moves as moronic as possible in order to confuse you and thats basically the entire difficulty.
    I wanted this to be basically more Elden Ring - new overwworld - some optional dungeons but this here feels rather disconnected and not in a good way.
    I have beaten Elden Ring multiple times but i can't see myself ever touching this DLC again once i am fully done with it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >only Radahn left
      mega spoilers: an absolute travesty. perhaps the worst final boss from has ever done. are people looking at things with the same eyes as me? look at that goofy ass stance he takes and how stiff he is. the whole fight literally feels unfinished.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I totally disagree, I think all the new bosses are great. My biggest complaint is that there's no refight mechanic like there is in Sekiro.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      18 hours in and i just reached Radahn as well and i haven't even explored half of the map. Is that really all there is?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        18 hours to get through half a DLC? what did you expect? a 100 hours?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm at the final boss so i'm assuming that rest of the map is just recycled shit

  163. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    STOP DEAD ANGLING ME AAAAAA

  164. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MULTI SHADOW SHURIKEN JUTSU

  165. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THE LOTUS BLOOMS TWICE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bro how the frick do you get the ! icons on your item
      i saw the tooltip about how it was added but it doesnt seem to be there at all for me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's a setting that is turned off by default

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          wtf lol
          so i need to go into the actually settings, i figured it would be maybe like a toggle button or something
          that's really dumb
          thanks homie

  166. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I'm audio cue pilled and therefore immune to camera frickery

  167. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So they are gonna patch the difficulty huh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just use summons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about the difficulty, but they tend to lower the difficulty of the bosses after the first month to filter less normies. Just like they did in AC6 Baltheus or ER Radhan.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Radahn was legitimately broken, though. I preferred him that way, but don't forget that From never intended him to be like that.

  168. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >mohg got cucked
    did not expect this

  169. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Rellana

  170. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is the dlc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No you can actually get there. You need the "Oh Mother" gesture, it opens a secret path at the "Storehouse" place. There's a marika statue in front of a wall at the bottom of the place with all the abominations and heart jar things. Do the gesture in front of it and it opens a path.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wait it's at the "Shadowkeep back gate" site of grace, wrong place.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No you can actually get there. You need the "Oh Mother" gesture, it opens a secret path at the "Storehouse" place. There's a marika statue in front of a wall at the bottom of the place with all the abominations and heart jar things. Do the gesture in front of it and it opens a path.

          this is the dlc

  171. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So they are all piss easy but have only one move that is actually bullshit?

  172. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I do not like Bayle
    It is the first thing I have had problems with

  173. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they doubled down on everything that made the base game unfun, sasuga mitsubishi-san

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sir people really hated DS2 for the whole "every corner is an ambush" thing what shall we do for the Elden Ring DLC
      >exactly this!
      >more invisible enemies!
      >more enemies that just spawn once you get there so you can't even snipe them from a safe distance!
      >make it all small corridors so can't rush through it without running into yet another ambush!
      >also
      >give every boss more than one phase!
      >give them all an arena wide AOE like in my favorite MMOs!
      >add lightning everywhere!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >every corner is an ambush
        Sick of this, how many times are they going to reuse the same thing, having some weakass enemy come flying out of a room or break through some crates to get a cheap attack on you isn't interesting, especially when it's several times every dungeon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >>add lightning everywhere!
        This is the most egregiously bad taste thing they've ever done, besides the wimpy ass attempts at Elizabethan/Jacobean era English all throughout this DLC.
        >Behold, a true drake warrior! And I, Igon! Your fears made flesh!
        >Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon... But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no bro, what are you complaining about? this is exactly what everyone wanted: ds2 on demon crack.

  174. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus I'm getting my ass beat by anything that isn't a peasant. Guess I need to wander around until I can find an area I CAN go through.

  175. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >find a large enemy
    >cant stagger it
    >does a non stop 10 sec combo
    >hit it once
    >repeat

    holy shit I hate this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >can't stagger it
      Skill issue.

  176. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the lion puppet and theres a door full of dark roots after it

    how do I remove them???

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How did you remove the roots covering the entrance to Radagon?
      Fire.
      Who has a lot of fire in the DLC? Messmer
      Go find Messmer.

  177. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Great shield and hold L1

  178. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bring +10 tiche, who is stronger with the new ash items.

  179. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    frick this game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oneshot him with Azure Comet . Don't even know what he does, He is just dead.

  180. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >equip greatshield
    >equip spear
    >hold block+r1
    Fromsoft can spam all the Malenia reskins they want, I'm ready for them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I did the same shit with cold naginata no less. Bleed+Frost it was OP as shit. Nothing got me killed except some bullshit grab attack that hits half the stage like that Ice Cave Astel Stars of Darkness fight.

      I didnt even die to Meleina once and I fought her blind. I was able to tell the grab attack is a grab not a spell so I rolled. Everything else got blocked.

  181. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    commander gaius fricking sucks how the frick do i beat him

  182. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Devs pander to the hardcore audience
    >Game is now significantly worse
    Any other games that do this besides Ultrakill?

  183. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >secret path ahead messages everywhere
    I hate this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if rating messages down took away flasks redditors might stop leaving LE EPIC messages in front of every wall

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >find one that has 3k likes
      this community is insufferable

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        these are the people acting like this DLC is "peak FROMSOFT"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >playing online while doing PvE content in no-invasions-ring
      Your problem. I was tired of getting dropped from boss fights because my internet sucks donkey dick.

  184. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am getting filtered by bayle the dread

    worst camera boss in FROM history honestly

  185. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >find a perfume bottle weapon
    >weighs 1 pound
    >deals raw fire damage
    >pure dex scailing
    Well frick I think i just found a permenant addition to my arsenal.

  186. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently at the Hippo boss, died one hit away because my fricking run button didn't work for the stagger execute.

    >Game looks beautiful
    >Gameplay is not fun, everything has a one shot gimmick, every attack combo 2 shots you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hippo boss is probably the worst boss from has ever made. After I was done I justed couldnt believe someone approved that shit. Basically gaping dragon on steroids and worse camera.

  187. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are you memeing? Because after Fatalis and Malenia, I swore to myself I would never waste time on hyper difficult bosses ever again. No, I'm not good at videogames, and I don't care anymore, if this expansion has mandatory bosses as hard as Malenia, I'm not buying, simple as.

  188. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any good new items for a Shield Turtle Spear Poke build?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A crappy deflect tear buff killing flame giant 2.0

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      literally anything lol. Stack defensive shit.

      those dragon talismans that give you physical defense, radagon soreseal (only early game then ditch it), hp talismans, stamina talismans, guard boosting talisman, etc. Stamina regen is specially good so the turtle talisman is good. The only weapon art you will use is barricade shield and only sometimes you dont need it most of the time and you kill with status effects.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, but I mean in the DLC as I already know about the non DLC items.

  189. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You Black folk found any peak str weapons? I'm still running the gay giant hammer halfway through the dlc

  190. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I loved playing shield build in ER and Malenia was the only one that was a problem because of her heal on hit. Will I have a problem with the DLC bosses or do none of them have a gimmick like that?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to want to abuse guard counters in the DLC. Get a shield.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily they didnt copypaste that moronic gimmick just aoe diarrhea, mor floaty animations anime with less windup and damage numbers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fast weapons seem to help me a lot in the DLC
      Guard counter alone not cutting it for me.
      Swapped to a dlc weapon and new stats

  191. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Killed Lion 4 attempts or so.

    Yeah that boss is bad, it needs to be fixed.

  192. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If any of you guys are moronic enough to get filtered by anything in this game or DLC then you should just quit gaming, clearly not your hobby. I have never struggled once in Elden Ring after getting this shield. This DLC is easy as frick too lmao.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed these games are for babies

  193. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's just fricking stupid you can't even Heal when you run out of flasks. Kingdom Hearts does it better where you can keep heeling if you just wait for a recharge

  194. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any of you gays know if I can get NPC armor just by murdering them right away? I don't wanna do any fricking quest so they can end up dying anyway.

  195. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dread phase 2 is one of FROM's best in terms of visuals, holy frick its insane on an HDR OLED

  196. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Messmer's armor set looks homosexual as frick, but I like his weapon and he also gets you a 60 FTH spell, that's higher than Elden Stars, which is shit btw, but I haven't used Messmer's Flame, but it sounds way stronger/better as a FTH nuke.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A shame we dont get his fricking moveset until mods

  197. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I agree they're a little overtuned, especially since some of them can basically two-shot you. But saying they're all Malenia tier is just outright lying.

  198. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bayle is almost, ALMOST a good fight
    Very good phase 1 and insane visuals but sadly the fricking aoe spam in phase 2, the gay cinematic attacks and how short phase 1 is just gives it the fromslop seal of poor quality

  199. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Don my shield
    >Call my wife Tiche
    >Use AoE heal when the boss isn't fixated on me and she needs topping off
    The mmo strat works

  200. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Should you defeat Malenia before or after DLC and is there special dialogue for doing it before/after?

  201. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AUGH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you didnt guard and stalled through bullshit basedsperg out attacks enough

  202. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just use summons you fricking idiot

  203. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just smoke weed while you play you will zone out and beat the bosses trust me.

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