Every time you post in this thread a Batarian gets raped in the mouth by a varren

Every time you post in this thread a Batarian gets raped in the mouth by a varren

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thermal clips.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss them

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's pretty hot, can we include female quarians and asari too?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ye

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      quarians and asari all belong to commander john shepard

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's go

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But I want Tali to be the one mouthraped by varren!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now why would you want that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now why would you want that

      Her pilgrimage game is basically this with esl writing

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As an Asari, how do you explain to your child that they are half dog?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Asari don't get pregnant through human sex. Why would she meld her mind with a varren, there would be no evolutionary point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She saw it on the extranet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought I recalled in one of the games, an Asari either said they were half varren or used it as an insult against somone.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah I'm sure they could still be half varren if you wanted to mind meld with one but why would you? I would imagine sexual degeneracy for asari are different from a humans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >An asari with varren tendencies
        Now there's an idea.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what was the point of the citadel being a mass relay if the reapers could arrive on their own with just a couple years of delay anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go listen to Vigil's conversation again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        from what i remember, they were supposed to be stuck in dark space

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've jacked off to Miranda at least three times a week since 2010.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Liara is hotter

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good

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