>everyone keeps praising this game
>I'm bored so why not check it out
>inventor waifu and her dad comes up with literally teleportation
>only 3 people are watching them
>Marle's pendant create a time travelling portal
>pendant stays behind because "plot reasons"
>MC gets it with him
>Lucca somehow manages to follow me in the exact same day I ported without the pendant
>"hey alright I'm shrug it off"
>Marle disappears in front me implying that she was never been born but somehow I remember who she is
>combat system is easy as frick, 1 MP cost move when a character has 16 MP and ether as loot left and right
>"oh well might as well see where the plot is going"
>Yakra counterattacks everything that isn't a close attack so you play the wait game or you eat an aoe which does low damage anyways so why fricking use your head
>save Chancellor
>"we should come up with a system to punish crimes like these"
I can't. I can't. I'm fine with playing this piss poor easy excuse of a game where no one gave a frick about balance. I'm fine with chugging up all the time paradox bullshit and the poor writing. But now you want me to believe that it took 21 kings (the 600 AD has Guardia the XXI) for someone to threaten a royal family member and now they're thinking of a legal system? And what about the crime cases among peasants? Why the frick did I bothered saving the ass of a queen that doesn't care about crime in their kingdom? Because Crono is simping for Marle? Lucca is better, b***hes. Frick this game, I'm over it.
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tldr
ok
lmao
i aint reading all that
im happy for u though
or sorry that happened
Aww poor you, you didn't enjoy a game. Do you want a cookie?
Leave him alone. I'd rather read his spot then your dumb vapid attempts at humor despite being twice his age
Aw do you want a cookie too? Or are you too busy reading about some random persons angry opinion on an old video game?
Frick off. You are lowering the quality of discussion on this board.
When was the discussion on this board high quality? Its mostly angry nerds foaming at the mouth because they don't like a game that other people like, much like this thread
Imagine being this autistic.
imagine reading all OPs text.
>Ganker board uses autistic as an insult
Pot kettle levels of moronic
I don't care and I didn't ask
Don't get me started on the freaking talking frog. LOL!
The frog is actually a squire of cyrus named glenn, after magus defeated and burnt cyrus alive in fromt of him he turns glenn into a monster as a joke with his right hand man ozzie
I like it when crono dies halfway into the game
inventor waifu and her dad comes up with literally teleportation
>only 3 people are watching them
They are considered jokes and the dad Taban is known for crippling his wife.
>Marle's pendant create a time travelling portal
>pendant stays behind because "plot reasons"
The portal and the pendant are red stone a mysterious element which if you believe chrono cross is a part of larvos, the portal there is due to the entity and larvos energies.
>MC gets it with him
>Lucca somehow manages to follow me in the exact same day I ported without the pendant
>"hey alright I'm shrug it off"
Lucca created the timewand to now use the stabilized time vortex
>Marle disappears in front me implying that she was never been born but somehow I remember who she is
You being there is due to marlemgoing there, a time travellers paradox meaning you are immune to changes from the timeline, once again chrono cross ponders if its time travel at all or just reality hopping.
>Yakra counterattacks everything that isn't a close attack so you play the wait game or you eat an aoe which does low damage anyways so why fricking use your head
Git gud
>save Chancellor
>"we should come up with a system to punish crimes like these"
Which is a play on the fact the future chancellor abuses the justice system, the future chancellor is also actually yakras descendant
Imagine getting filtered by Chrono Trigger.
dude, like, lighten up and have fun. it's like a saturday morning cartoon
Don't even bother with Trigger, Cross is better in every single way, Play that instead.
>>inventor waifu and her dad comes up with literally teleportation
Hey anon I just invented teleportation, take a trip to my house and I'll show you.
The point was only 3 people gave a frick the rest were watching an alien, a cat, a soldier and a knight running around the square.
>everyone...
stopped reading there (actually for real).
this is probably just another contrarian hipster thread. like we dont have enough of them.