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How do we feel about Shadowheart? Is the common opinion that she is most beautiful woman put in a videogame true?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    man you shills not getting banned is the biggest mistake these mods have made . just like endless shovelware spam tier shit post threads from homosexuals like you, shitting up this board constantly

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it brings me joy to know every bg3 thread gives people like you an aneurysm

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats worse is this ugly broad is LITERALLY a cheating prostitute. She literally brags in party exploration dialogue about cheating in long distance relationships, and she cucks you if you try to romance her, yet all the BG3 troons falseflag that she's some worthwhile love interest or waifu when in reality she's nothing but a worthless cumdumpster that deserves not a shred of love or kindness

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bear broken

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice jaw bro

      Imagine being outjawed by a woman

      >this kills the jawlet

      Whats worse is this ugly broad is LITERALLY a cheating prostitute. She literally brags in party exploration dialogue about cheating in long distance relationships, and she cucks you if you try to romance her, yet all the BG3 troons falseflag that she's some worthwhile love interest or waifu when in reality she's nothing but a worthless cumdumpster that deserves not a shred of love or kindness

      >Off model Spherehunter

      >make any BG3 thread
      >schizo posters become incredibly stressed and actually get mad as frick.
      I cant believe how much this game has already caused multiple shitposters to have mental breakdowns.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So the game doesn't actually involved cheating or cucking?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, some companions seek company on their own if you don't show interest toward them, this is registered as cucking to schizos

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            False. The characters are all used goods and brag about breaking relationships to ride more wiener in party banter

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              at least two of the companions are virgins, the rest are nearing 30 or 300 and no sane person is still a virgin at that age

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is how a real grown woman is like, CHUD

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Case in point, I want to address this

                really shows this board is full of fricking no-lives homosexuals and it stopped getting funny around the time Starfield came out. It's always the same greentext with the same mad soijak insulting trannies and shills living rent-free in their heads.

                I don't even understand, is it like trolling? Is it supposed to make people mad?

                [...]

                >Very tiresome
                Exactly. Dude just bumps a thread with stupid shit, and if he sages he should have given up two months ago.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh it 100% has that anon. The troons just call you schizo when you start talking about things they don't want you to

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shart does NTR you with Halsin. She fricks him and gets gaped and stretched by his massive bear wiener while you watch and play with your little tav pekcer.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol no. I don't get where that's coming from.
          BG3 hate is pure delusion.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shartroon melting down and calling other anons schizo
        mindbroken, kek

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      trannies have mindbroken you

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice jaw bro

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being outjawed by a woman

      >this kills the jawlet

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it brings me joy to know every bg3 thread gives people like you an aneurysm

        bear broken

        spamming shadowcute emote every day for the first week of bg3 release and having the schizos melt down while the records were constantly getting broken on steam was pure kino. god i love shadowcute, larian delivered

        Insanely unfunny and artificial. have a nice day used goods loving cuckhomosexuals

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          meds, loser

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yoi are literally a leftwing troony in 2023. You're probably on multiple SSRIs and hormone blockers. Stop projecting your mental illness onto normal unpozzed men

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >everyone and everything that disagrees with me is a troony
              its just a good ass game anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      At his point this is not just a chinlet seethe, it's actual pure bait.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shadowheart thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Off model Spherehunter

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would cum in her

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shart is secy but Alan Wake 2 deserves GOTY.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    spamming shadowcute emote every day for the first week of bg3 release and having the schizos melt down while the records were constantly getting broken on steam was pure kino. god i love shadowcute, larian delivered

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Shadowheart.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      are those pubes dyed as well?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 500xp away from lvl5. I think there's nothing left to get xp from except a few goblins in the goblin camp. Should I just start going to the next area even though it tells me I'm under leveled?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're fine don't be a b***h bro

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I suck at the game. I just don't want to get stuck. I forgot there's also the big spider in a cave somewhere. Maybe that would push me to lvl5 but I couldn't kill her. Too op

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you get stuck there's always the possibility to respec the characters with good stats. I think I'm going to do this, following a guide online. For example making Shart a paladin or a monk makes her more powerful than cleric I've read somewhere.
          To kill the mommy spider I used Shart, Karlach and Laezel. Use the environment, you can burn or cut the webs to kill the baby spiders that would walk on it. Heal, buff, spread your team, beware the acid, kill the babies because they're easy to kill but can do big damage. In theory you can quickly kill the babies then the mommy becomes easier 4v1.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thos game is so piss easy that it doesn't matter, even on tactician.
      I don't know if it gives you more exp on hard or something but if you do most of the shit in the game you'll end up in act 3 at max level long before the end of the game.
      This game is standard larian shit where the first act seems big with lots of missable stuff but in reality most subquests end up completely lining up with the main quest and act 2 and 3 are decently empty with many ways to just amass exp

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but actually no. Depends.

      Have you killed the mommy spider and retrieved the crystal that opens the Necronomicon type book?

      Have you saved the guys from the Gnolls? And subsequently helped the people with the fire?

      Have you finished the quest pertaining to the old hag and the girl who disappeared?

      If so then you pretty much did everything in the zone. I suggest you take the underground path because the zone across the bridge is not necessarily high-level but it's going to be tough. The underground is a bit easier, at least for me, if you can handle the Bulettes.

      Thos game is so piss easy that it doesn't matter, even on tactician.
      I don't know if it gives you more exp on hard or something but if you do most of the shit in the game you'll end up in act 3 at max level long before the end of the game.
      This game is standard larian shit where the first act seems big with lots of missable stuff but in reality most subquests end up completely lining up with the main quest and act 2 and 3 are decently empty with many ways to just amass exp

      No way man, this game is a challenge.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should be fine. You'll be able to come back until one moment in act 2 which will give you a notice whether you want to proceed.

        Also you can do boty the Underdark/Grymforge and the Mountain Pass.

        Idk if I can do the underdark or not. I went there and there was a lvl 5 monster which is fine but then it leaped onto us and one shot my shadowheart. I just took that to mean I wasn't ready for that place yet

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely, happened to me too. So I finished the old hag questline, dealt with the gnolls and stuff, killed the spider...
          I actually tried the path across the bridge at the end of the zone. There's the crèche there. But the enemies are too annoying for me.

          I braced myself for the Bulette (that thing that instakilled your Shart) but I easily did it. The strategy is when the ground starts shaking, you spread your team the most possible, careful not to place one too close to the void. Once the Bulette is out of the ground, it's pretty easy to get rid of it. Shart has an acid spell, you can use acid arrows, do big damage... The problem is it's hard to kill the Bulette because at low HP it runs away.
          I took Shart, Karlach and Laezel with me but when the Bulette came out of the ground it pushed Karlach into the void, but we managed the Bulette with just Shart, Laezel and I. 3v1 is possible in terms of damage.

          You can do it. I found it easier than crossing the bridge. After that, the Underdark is pretty chill, but not always so be careful.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should be fine. You'll be able to come back until one moment in act 2 which will give you a notice whether you want to proceed.

      Also you can do boty the Underdark/Grymforge and the Mountain Pass.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that /vpol/ chuddies are too obsessed with trannies and Black folk to enjoy vidya just like twitter trannies...never take their opinions on vidya seriously they don't even play the games they hate.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shart is the worst girl in bg3 by a lot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that would be Karlach

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of the companions I guess, but even there that's more about the companions as a group than Shadowfart being a dime.
    Like if Astarion was a skirt, or Jaheira was young either would blow her out of the water.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a psyop to distract from Mary Jane's jaw in Spiderwoman 2 which is about 10 times this size?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have no horse in this race, but you're being deliberately obtuse if you're pretending that this "Is the common opinion that she is most beautiful woman put in a videogame true teehee" isn't the most blatant bait ever. Yes, I'm literally both sides-ing this, you all are autists trying to rile each other up and fricking nobody is discussing this game honestly.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is the common opinion that she is most beautiful woman put in a videogame true?

    We already have one, jawhomie.

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