>FF 9 remake confirmed. >Likely multipat out the gate. >One game instead of of being slaughtered into three parts

>FF 9 remake confirmed
>Likely multipat out the gate
>One game instead of of being slaughtered into three parts
Steinerbros, we're coming home.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remake interesting but flawed games for once

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Remake interesting but flawed games for once
      They will ruin the great art style of the original most likely.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        More like they will fix the game’s many problems and writing fails, especially Garnet’s stupidity and the poorly done love story:

        https://www-finalfantasywhatever-com.translate.goog/2012/10/final-fantasy-ix-review.html?_x_tr_sl=ru&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_sch=http

        https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14012757/1/Everything-Wrong-with-Final-Fantasy-

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >fanfiction.net

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I ain't reading whatever half-assed opinion you pulled out of Google if you aren't even going to make an effort to make your own statement.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The second link is my own statement, I was the one that wrote that whole script analysis. I am NC1234567

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FF9 IS an interesting but flawed game, the battle system is absolutely unholy slow.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"So GaymesRUs are remaking XenoPlappers!"
      >"XenoPlappers? That pretty shitty game from years ago? Why would I want to play that again?"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because they fixed it?

        Game quality matters, r-right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Then shut up and play Minstrel Song. The original Romancing Saga was a bunch of cool ideas stuck in a game that was unfinished and broken.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your rewrites of Zidanes dialogue by modern square

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Zidane was the least interesting character of the cast anyways. No lose there.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          > Im gonna help the butthole that almost nukef us to death and doomed the universe

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Only because Zidane knew he could have just as easily ended up bad like Kuja and that he was just the toy of Garland.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No, it’s bullshit:

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                he also shuts the door when taking a shit, thus closing out his friends and calling into question the entire You're Not Alone scene.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Is that supposed to be some sort of “counter argument”?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This, In the game's final moments Kuja is depicted in a relatively sympathetic light, and I found this to be morally reprehensible on the part of the game. Our last interactions with Kuja showcased him defiantly wanting to destroy the crystal of creation, and eventually, he's a sorry sack of shit I'm supposed to care about. What in the flipping frick is that about?
            So instead of having Necron why not have a scene where we engage Kuja intellectually? This confrontation would force Kuja to address the needlessness of his actions. All I am asking for is the game to justify Kuja’s redemptive arc, but it doesn’t! Instead, we have to fight a random butthole called "Necron," whom we have never seen before, and the game has not once created a scaffold for. What a fricking shitshow!

            Until this point, Kuja was just full himself. We watched him bring devastation and death wherever he found himself, and now we are expected to view him as either misguided or worth redemption. Kuja is directly responsible for multiple acts of genocide and war crimes. Not only that, but Kuja enacted all this destruction with a sadistic sense of glee. He doesn't deserve shit! That Zidane is willing to talk with Kuja as a brotherly figure is even more insulting. Minutes ago both characters were pining to erase each other from existence.

            honestly do not think the writers understood how careless the conclusion of Kuja's story arc was. They used the pain and grief Kuja caused to evoke an emotional response out of the audience, and when that utility was no longer convenient they discarded it. This is what I find objectionable most of all. It is that the game uses genocide as a story beat and asks us to view things with a long-term styled form of thinking. This is beyond fricked when you stop and think about it.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >So instead of having Necron why not have a scene where we engage Kuja intellectually?

              Because that would require the writers to have some intellect

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >So instead of having Necron why not have a scene where we engage Kuja intellectually?

              Because that would require the writers to have some intellect

              >engage Kuja intellectually
              *sexually

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            In providing Kuja the briefest sense of redemption the game belittles the implications of his prior acts of cruelty. How is saving a dozen people even close to absolving him of the countless lives Kuja ended at Madain Sari, Terra, Alexandria, Lindblum and Burmecia? This is dancing around a more fundamental issue I have with our chat with Kuja. By having this scene I feel as if the game uses genocide and war crimes as an empty story device.

            From a more figurative perspective, the game does not do enough to set up what part of Kuja is worth “saving.”. For much of the game we have watched Kuja massacre civilians, profit from wars, spread mist, and raze entire cities. And yet we are told of the importance of remembering Kuja's legacy as part of Mikoto's eulogy. But what part of Kuja's legacy is worth saving? If we save any part of Kuja's legacy, isn't the game whitewashing his more heinous acts?

            I see so much wasted potential with Kuja. The game could have drawn our attention to clear parallels between Kuja and Zidane, or even Vivi. Sadly the game changes Kuja's characterization on a whim, and we are expected to accept this for the sake of the story. You get a twinge of resignation by Kuja when you finally confront him, but the game shirks away from making good on this. For what seemed like 90% of the game we watched Kuja make shitty affectations as he billowed Shakespearean prose, and then for the last 10% he stops. We never witness Kuja toiling at his mortality, or regretting his actions as he tried to contextualize his fate. We juxtapose from wienery Kuja to vindictive Kuja and finally to redemptive Kuja all in two hours. This has the unfortunate consequence of cheapening every emotional note the game pines for with the later scenes involving Kuja, especially his final interactions with Zidane. The scaffold in which Kuja's story arc is built upon is so nakedly transparent to the audience, it is honestly painful to watch.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              "Remembering his legacy" is remembering the terrible things he did, you are genuinely moronic

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They all had a cool theme like that. An inner conflict that the character faced throughout the journey. I think it what made FF9 so special to me.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            amarant's quote doesn't go along with arrogance. seems either his theme or the quote itself were mistranslated

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Amarant is the most forgetable party member anyway

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                that might also be due to bad translation

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It isn't, Amarant has barely any dialogue and his entire character motivation is Zidane kicked the shit out of him a couple times. He's a borderline non-character in Wapanese too.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's only because you get Quina or whatever its name is relatively early on, and blue magic is actually good in IX. As a character, Quina is pure garbage

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Quina does what it was set out to do: be a relatively uncomplicated gag character. The marriage scene with Vivi alone justifies its existence and superiority.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I’m fine with JRPG parties having ONE joke/weird character. Quina serves that role very well as s/he’s not overbearing AND Blue Magic can be quite OP if you bother gathering them

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                For me its the Earth Guardian dialogue between Quina and Zidane.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                s/he cute

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's the questionable/troon character so it will be hoisted to main character status

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Quina does what it was set out to
                Not according to Sakaguchi:

                "The game is based on eight characters, each with their own background story and personal trauma's. Based on the questionnaires from our gameplay testers, most people thought the characters are unique and the storyline is very deep."

                That apparently included Quina, they seriously considered this plot to be profound and these characters to be dramatic. I can only conclude that they had bad taste.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I think you're reading too much into the statement. It doesn't single Quina out and is probably meant to be talking about the cast in general. It'd just muddy the waters if Sakaguchi went: "The game is based on eight characters, each with their own background story and personal trauma's...well, except for Quina, they're just a joke character. Based on the questionnaires from our gameplay testers, most people thought the characters are unique and the storyline is very deep...again, except for Quina, joke character that s/he is, and also Amarant, now that I think about it, the testers said he needed more development, but they don't know what they want."

                In contrast, the game's actual text is pretty clear that Quina isn't someone to be taken very seriously. The party finds s/he offputting and the Qu's entire deal is just that they want to eat shit, to the point that Vivi's 'grandfather' was planning on eating him.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I will forever remember the FLAMING homosexual

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Frick Amarant. No one likes him and Lani should have joined your party instead.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Almost all those quotes are completely different in Japanese. Amarant's was originally something like "What do I want to do, what can I do... You're asking for an answer to that right now?"

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            ff9 characters are paper thin frick this game

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              me when I lie

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, that's not what the game was created for. Gooch then said: "The game is based on eight characters, each with their own background story and personal trauma's. Based on the questionnaires from our gameplay testers, most people thought the characters are unique and the storyline is very deep."

              They seriously considered this plot to be profound and these characters to be dramatic?

              Quina does not match any of that. Or Amarant and Steiner for that matter. (Steiner doesn't even have any flashbacks or a background)

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Is there any reason not to use Zidane, Garnet, Vivi, and Steiner as your party?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Eiko mogs pun intended Dagger

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, all of those characters get 2-3 turns to steiners one

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. The absolute strongest party is Zidane, Eiko, Freya and Quina.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Eiko is better than garnet since double holy and actual summoner gameplay.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Zidane/Steiner/Freya/Quina is the tryhard party. Zidane/Freya/Quina all have guaranteed 9999 damage abilities and they all have good enough normal attack damage to take advantage of Steiner's "Charge!" which is situationally the single most powerful attack in the game.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You can use any party you want. I prefer Freya over Steiner.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Zidane and Garnet’s themes should have been more connected with each other, their love story is so weak and unfocused.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          To hell with looks. It's what's inside that counts."

          Yeah! What's there to think about!? She's cute...and she's in trouble. That's all that matters."

          Yes, the guy who just two minutes before said that "looks don't matter at all", now gives Garnet's looks as the main criteria in deciding to go to her aid.

          The next scene is what happens if you say "forget it".

          [Another flashback, to when she asks him to kidnap her.]

          Zidane: "I don't know why I was chasing her so hard. I didn't really care about our plan at that point. And it wasn't just because she's such a doll. ... I can't explain it. I'm just drawn to her so strongly..."

          This isn't an accurate translation for the english version, Zidane's dialogue in the original japanese version was more flowery and he even implies that Garnet is "so sad that she can't see the good stuff around here, such as the glittering seashells on the shore". But this whole "so sad she can't even see the good stuff in front of her" context is never brought up by Zidane again or an issue before that or after.

          There is also actually a deleted scene here that happens if you choose "forget it", which you can see on YouTube, where Zidane can't get Garnet out of his head. I don't know why it was cut. But anyways, I just want everyone to remember these scenes as well, because I will be using them as an example as to show why Zidane acts inconsistently later in Lindblum, and why this game only pretends that the love story is a big thing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He had really funny dialogue and flirting lines. He was the only interesting character to me with Steiner and Cid. The worst was the rat, villain and Garnet.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Remove the word village and it gets really weird kek

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you take that back, ratchel is a great character

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          At least someone else acknowledges how shitty Garnet is.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He used to say dumb shit like easy-peasy, they'll leave him alone right? Right? He'll still grab garnets ass and corner a waitress?

      ....they're gonna ruin it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think they will make it he ass grab look more accidental, he will probably end up accidentally smushing his face into her ass as the picture shows:

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that Zidane's (and other ff9) dialogue was already butchered by the original localizers. Like they made him a horny airhead himbo when the original had a bunch of nuance and shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No amount of original Japanese dialogue is going to fix IX’s incoherent and messy story.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Zidane's whole character was that he was constantly unable to break character. He was in Tantalus mode all the time and only spoke with his own words once in a while.
      Which is why they made Kuja such a flamboyant homosexual.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Confirmed? Where?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OPs arse

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Square Enix are fricking scumbags. Wouldn't surprise me at all if it has action combat and the artstyle is fricked. I don't trust them at all.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stop acting like the original game was oh so “good”.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >10 minutes of a 40 hour game ruins it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh there is way more, like Garnet’s stupidity of making the first few hours of gameplay complete pointless, ruining the love story and causing the rest of the game to go downhill. And if the Remake doesn’t change that, I am going to be pissed.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You are a total moron

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I’m sorry, you don’t like me calling out Garnet being unbelievably dumb?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This is a translation error. In Japanese she says
            >O, citizens of Burmecia, I've committed an unforgivable mistake
            And Freya replies
            >Yes you have, I cannot forgive you so easily, but I want to save this "Dagger" person right now

            [...]

            Here she says
            >What is the meaning of this?
            >Why did Queen Brahne have to wipe out the entire city of Cleyra?
            >Why would she use Summoned Beasts and Black Mages?
            >This is not what I've honed my skills for...
            The bottom-left line in particular is complete fan fiction, she never says anything about her and her troops.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Huh, so it really was crappy translating.

              Well regardless, what was her original Japanese dialogue in Burmecia and Cleyra when she was fighting the party then? Nothing justifies her condescending and b***h behaviour back then which contradicts her current behaviour. She didn’t even recognize Zidane as the one that “kidnapped” Garnet and doesn’t ask for her whereabouts when she sees him in Burmecia.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You win if you steal the Mythril Sword.
          >1/256 chance
          >only 10 turns to get it before she Stock Breaks you
          >can buy it in Treno 2 hours later

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            that's not what she's saying, she's saying it was unnecessary to literally nuke the tree out of existence when the only combatants would've surrendered if they got pushed over

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Actually the whole thing is a shitty translation, see:

              This is a translation error. In Japanese she says
              >O, citizens of Burmecia, I've committed an unforgivable mistake
              And Freya replies
              >Yes you have, I cannot forgive you so easily, but I want to save this "Dagger" person right now

              [...]
              Here she says
              >What is the meaning of this?
              >Why did Queen Brahne have to wipe out the entire city of Cleyra?
              >Why would she use Summoned Beasts and Black Mages?
              >This is not what I've honed my skills for...
              The bottom-left line in particular is complete fan fiction, she never says anything about her and her troops.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            are you the autist that recently beat IX for the first time and wrote a novel about why you don't like beatrix?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve beaten IX since the early 2010’s and have memorized a lot of IX’s English script, thank you.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You win if you steal the Mythril Sword.
        >1/256 chance
        >only 10 turns to get it before she Stock Breaks you
        >can buy it in Treno 2 hours later

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That basically sums up nearly all the boss steals in the game.
          Rare chance to get an item that shows up normally an hour or so later.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh there is way more, like Garnet’s stupidity of making the first few hours of gameplay complete pointless, ruining the love story and causing the rest of the game to go downhill. And if the Remake doesn’t change that, I am going to be pissed.

        [...]

        go back to /vrpg/ schizo

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How about you stop defending a mediocre game?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Those boss fights are only a problem to furgays that have to suffer getting their ass trounced by Beatrix after witnessing her geoncide their fur rat cancer. Sane people find her hot and endearing, especially her relationship with Steiner.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Beatrix "Ha ha ha. I've never been so humiliated in my life."

          This is our "sympathetic character who never wanted any of this" folks, the evil laughter really helps.

          Also, do Beatrix and Brahne really not recognize the tailed boy who "kidnapped" Garnet? He was performing for them on stage in Alexandria to be seen in clear view, was clearly seen holding onto Garnet on the stage while Brahne was firing upon the Prima Vista when they were escaping, and Zorn and Thorn must have no doubt reported back to the Queen about who was with Garnet when they were chasing them with the Black Waltzes and Zidane was fighting them off .

          This is what I meant regarding Beatrix back at the end of chapter 1, she doesn't seem to have any concern for Garnet here and doesn't even mention her. She's more interested in being a warmongering *word that means female dog* and committing an unprovoked attack on Burmecia while blindly following the obviously insane Queen's orders, she doesn't ask for Garnet's whereabouts when she sees Zidane, nor does Zidane try to reason with her by saying what Garnet would think of Beatrix if she saw what she was doing right now. (For ANY of the fights with her, actually)

          Beatrix is portrayed as a blatant bad guy here, only for the game to completely contradict itself on this whole thing later, after Cleyra.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            She literally did nothing wrong unless you're a furBlack person. Who cares if she killed some rats?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Piss off Nazi.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Filthy rat.
                Sickness must be purged.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I take great joy in knowing furBlack folk have to play through FFIX because it has a furry character but have to watch in horror as they get genocided and Beatrix gets away with it even with her own nice love story with Steiner and get mindbroken in the process

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    do you really trust current day square with anything at all, let alone doing ff9 justice? are you ok? did you hit your head?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I trust yoship with my life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely believe they will get Sakaguchi to work on it himself, the character designer is still at SE too

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Asked for his blessing at the very least for sure

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SO2:R proved to me that a remake can work if its a genuine labor of love and not a cash grab.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FFXVI and Rebirth were both kino so yes

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >FF gays are so desperate for a decent game they beg for more remakes
    Grim state of the franchise

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Then why are they remaking the boring slop that was IX then?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because even boring slop like IX is superior to the absolute dumpster fire that was VIII

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          VII, VIII, and IX are all great. In fact, all of the Squaresoft era FF are all great.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            IX wasn’t.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Filtered.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            lmao
            “muh filter’d” is the ULTIMATE final form of cope
            lol, lmao, kek, jen, and kwab
            I am laughing at you.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          VII, VIII, and IX are all great. In fact, all of the Squaresoft era FF are all great.

          Say what you will about VIII, it was at least more decent than IX was.

          At least VIII didn’t have an idiot princess who risks dozens of lives to escape her murderous mother, witnesses tons of evidence of her mother's genocidal tendancies, then decides that no, her mother can't be mean and she'll just run all the way home and have a friendly chat with her and get to the bottom of this. Thus rendering massive sections of the game pointless. Not to mention all the people that die because of it, and she ABANDONS the guy who loves her and she never gets called out on any of this.

          Because she's just. Stupid.

          Okay, I guess she's not technically the protagonist....oh no, wait, I had to walk her through large sections of her stupidity, didn't I? And unlike FF8, there was no voice of reason telling her she was being stupid, selfish child that needed to grow the hell up. We were supposed to feel sorry for her.
          Seriously, FF9 puts in castles and airships and apparently that's all it takes for people to worship it as the second coming.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because they arent remaking it and if it was in the works it certainly was shut down when the ff7 remake bombed so badly.

        Because even boring slop like IX is superior to the absolute dumpster fire that was VIII

        8 is still miles above 9 in popularity.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >8 is still miles above 9 in popularity.
          Not it isn't grandpa, times have changed.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I've been here since '04 and FF9 being universally beloved is wholly some 2010's nonsense.
            People used to dickride FF6 and act all contrarian about FF7 because that was the hot shit to do.
            Then for awhile it was cool to insist that 5 was totally your favorite one.
            People universally shit on FF8 until just the last few years, too.
            I'm sure I'll see the day when you come around on FF13 as well and act like I'm some noob when I talk about how it wasn't always some 'beloved hidden gem' of the franchise or whatever bullshit people are saying about 9 nowadays.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >People universally shit on FF8 until just the last few years, too.
              >I'm sure I'll see the day when you come around on FF13 as well
              There's already autists who do this on Ganker nearly every day.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm sure I'll see the day when you come around on FF13 as well
              It's already started, I have seen XIII apologists all over the place the past year. And not just armpit posters

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >8 is still miles above 9 in popularity.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            doubt it. im pretty sure 9 is top 3 in japan

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Top 3 in Japan is 10, 7, and 6 according to the last NHK poll.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Based, Japan realizes how much of an overhyped and disappointing game IX was.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >8 is still miles above 9 in popularity.

              >IX Best FF
              >lowest selling game on PS1
              >people still don't buy it even 2 decades after supposedly being handicapped by the PS2 and FFX being released shortly after and all the internet hipsters screeching that it's the best

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >people still don't buy it even 2 decades after
                Did you know you can actually buy a brand new copy of Final Fantasy IX for PlayStation in 2024? It doesn't have the original black discs anymore though. I wonder if they made too many copies of the Squaresoft PSX games or if they unironically still press new CDs in 2024.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's never been more popular than IX

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No, there's nothing about FFIX that makes it better than VII or VIII, in fact it's a regressive step backwards. It's just that people are more familiar with the previous two whereas IX was released at an awkward time between the PS1 and PS2 so not as many people played it and it didn't get anywhere near the media coverage because people were already talking about FFX which was out in Japan by the time IX was in the west.

            Because of this it has a bit of protected status because it is never given the same scrutiny so fans of it can proclaim it "the good one" without anywhere near as much backlash from those who hate the FF series. But anyone with a little care to objective criticism can see the deep flaws in it's design and the the rushed nature of being put together while most of Square were working on FFX and PlayOnline.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >8 is still miles above 9 in popularity.
          There is not a single point in time where this has been true. 8 was a let down compared to 7, 9 was seen as a return to form. It's been that way ever since.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            NTA and IX is my favorite but let's not be moronic about it. IX was in a terrible position on the tail end of the PSX with a stylized colorful artstyle and not very popular, only appreciated by series oldgays and re-evaluated by others when everyone got sick of the brown and bloom era. Similar to Zelda TWW.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Franchise has been dead for 20 years, might as well remake the good ones. Just hope they just remake it and don't do whatever the frick they did to 7

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The original IX wasn’t decent, which is why they are remaking it to fix it’s many problems.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They're remaking VII and IX because they are the only games in the series worth playing.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh please, X and XII are good, and VIII definitely needs a Remake, the original game would have had to take up EIGHT disks if they wanted to get all of the content they had planned for it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            FFX is horrible. Linear, dumb story, boring combat system. ATB is better than rock paper scissors with unlimited time to think about it

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hoping for an increased role for Lani, for diversity and whatever.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lani, Beatrix and Blank should all be permanent party members.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Artstyle will probably look soulless as hell. They should had mimic puppet and miniature style. The original was inspired by The Dark Crystal which is based

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And yet the Dark Crystal was still better written than IX was.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >remake
    >likely action rpg trash
    pass

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > insert nekron in everything since the first disc and hours

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FF9 Moguri Mod + Alternative Fantasy is the only thing you need

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >FF9 Moguri Mod + Alternative Fantasy is the only thing you need
      This is what I'm currently playing through.
      The changes from AF have been interesting.
      I'm nearing the end of what would be Disc 3 content.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Does AF have as much bullshit as FF7 NT?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't tried that one, so I couldn't tell you.
          Basically what AF does is change some things around to rebalance the game. It doesn't touch any of the loot drops, but it does play with what abilities you can learn from items and when, and enemies and bosses can have more status effects or occasionally have more defensives that you're not used to.
          Also the blue magic has been changed a lot and the abilities you learn from eating can be radically different.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            NT would regularly bloat boss HP and add random phases where bosses counter all attacks
            >get 70% of the way through a long ass fight
            >reach arbitrary HP gate
            >boss will now counter each attack against the whole party for 2000+ damage
            >mfw already had my party’s attacks queued and can’t do anything about it now

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Is that 1.5 or 2.0? Because 2.0 was easy as shit. 1.5 nearly every boss was a wall.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I think I was playing 2.0. The bloated enemy HP was already pissing me off so dying like that made me give up

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            NT would regularly bloat boss HP and add random phases where bosses counter all attacks
            >get 70% of the way through a long ass fight
            >reach arbitrary HP gate
            >boss will now counter each attack against the whole party for 2000+ damage
            >mfw already had my party’s attacks queued and can’t do anything about it now

            Oh yea, forgot to add, but another big feature of AF is that you can recruit Beatrix at a certain point, but I haven't found it yet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Alternative Fantasy
      Have done Moguri, but haven't used this yet. I'll give it a go.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna be playing this soon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They even made scenes with Beatrix as your party member

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Does this already work with moguri mod? I remember looking into this a while ago and they couldn't function at the same time or something

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Does this already work with moguri mod?
            yes

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Sweet. Might have to finally give that a shot soon then

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ratto

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would be nice to see best girl Beatrix genocide furries in full 3d, but you know the ethics department is going to frick up Zidane's dialogue and interactions. Actually the ethics department might not even let Beatrix genocide the furries, either.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So treating genocide seriously and actually making Beatrix better written is “too woke” for you? Go outside.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IS THAT A HECKIN SANITIZED REMAKERINO
    OMMMMGGGG YAAAAASSSSSSS QUEEEEEEENNNNNN SLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ack yourself remaketroon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not the one typing out troonspeak in my posts

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >remake leaked a long time ago, still no confirmation
    >no news on the anime since the announcement that there would be one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no news on the anime since the announcement that there would be one
      Yes there was, it was announced that it was cancelled and the design documents got dumped.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Also on tap is the upcoming animated adaptation of the popular PlayStation game, Final Fantasy IX, in partnership with Square Enix Co.
        Is that why the CEO of that studio said this last year?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Design documents don't get dumped for ongoing and active projects. They would have had a C&D from SE, the only reason they would not is if SE no longer considered it an active and potential source of revenue.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >FF9 remake
    >One game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think it should at least be two games to fully fix and expand on it’s potential.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Steiner was the only interesting character in the party.
    FF9 has by far the most bland, boring nothing characters of any FF despite being the most colorful and oh so quirky.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he forgot FFVIII
      lmao moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        VIII at least didn't pretend it was going to do full character arcs. Squall and Rinoa are in the logo, for crying out loud. They dominate the box art and the promotional material. The supporting characters in VIII are essentially Flat - but they're still rounded out with personalities and simple sub plots. It's not a crime to have a cast of characters that don't need to have huge subplots so long as they're given some life in the plot.
        FFIX makes a big deal out of showing the entire cast, setting up elaborate subplots, then dropping every one of them to just focus on Garnet. Eventually Vivi and Zidane get some camera time, but she overwhelms the game. And since she's such a rubbish character, I found it obnoxious as hell.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Steiner was far too obnoxious, and his denial and obliviousness got dragged out for far too long, his involvement in Garnet’s dumb “run back home to just talk to mommy” subplot didn’t help.

      we get it, Steiner is ignorant and compensating, stop hammering it in, Sakaguchi.

      Steiner's arc is not well done, funny how his character motivational poster is: "Dilemma". Which, in the original Japanese lines, is phrased as this:

      "Loyalty astray. When you devote your life to someone, is it really for your own sake? Tell me, what do people live for?"

      This, along with the rest of the character motivational posters of the cast, is presented as if they are concerned about such "deep questions", when in fact, this is something completely kindergarten-tier in writing. The theme of loyalty is not so bad in itself, but a character way too flawed such as Steiner is trying to reveal it that it just looks like one big mockery.

      Steiner's development would have been much better done if he actually went to Burmecia with Freya and saw what happened. Seriously, how much more interesting would it be to for Steiner to see what Beatrix and the other Alexandrian knights were doing and to see the drama and conflict between them? But no, instead all we get clichéd bullshit like this where Steiner takes part in Garnet's stupid "run back home" subplot that just makes things worse and then only hears about Alexandria's atrocities after the fact.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All Squeenix needs to do is update the sprites to look like the OG cutscene characters and they are golden. But they won't. We all know designs will get changed, dialogue will get changed and combat will turn into flashy "hold X to win" anime-style bullshit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      With Square, I’m keeping my expectations at rock-bottom. Literally all the need to do is keep the EXACT same game and make it look like the CGI cutscenes. No change in artstyle, no fangs in combat except making it fast like X-2.
      But being Square I have no doubt they’ll either make the characters look realistic or make it an ARPG

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >But being Square
        Reminder that they aren't Sqauresoft but Square Enix. You're pretty close to realizing this by keeping your expectations rock-bottom, but you also need to realize that it's an entirely different company now..

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It will never have the same charm. The Moguri Mod is the best version of IX we will ever get

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >they’ll either make the characters look realistic
        They didn't.
        >or make it an ARPG
        It's not.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      with how big of a b***h slap Remake was for them i actually think they will try the other thing now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably been in development before even FF7R1 came out. I don't think they feel as free to rework it into something different. FF9 was very much Sakaguchi's project and Kitase still respects him a lot from what it sounds like.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sakaguchi is a terrible writer and if they don’t at least fix Garnet being a selfish idiot and stay by Zidane side, I’m not buying it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >and combat will turn into flashy "hold X to win"

      that was only in 15 because Tabata is a casual pandering hack:
      https://novacrystallis.com/2014/09/with-final-fantasy-xv-i-do-want-to-make-it-more-casual-says-tabata/

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You just want a remaster, not a remake. And IX’s original story was so mediocre that it definitely needs a rewrite.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I dislike Zidane and Steiner’s dynamic but I’m only 9 hours into it
    Their constant b***hing at eachother got old fast
    Or rather Steiner’s b***hing and Zidane’s too-cool-for-school nonchalant attitude of it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it gets better further in the game trust me anon bro the dynamic character development with zidane and steiner pays off

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I dislike Zidane and Steiner’s dynamic but I’m only 9 hours into it
        Their constant b***hing at eachother got old fast
        Or rather Steiner’s b***hing and Zidane’s too-cool-for-school nonchalant attitude of it

        No it doesn’t, trust me, at the end of Disk 1 Lindblum the game really drops the ball and goes downhill, all of your previous efforts of getting Garnet away from her mother will be rendered completely pointless when she arbitrarily decides to run back home like an idiot, ruining the game and love story.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have four homies in a row ATB combat or is it a button masher Platinum Games zoomerfest?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It should be ATB since FF9 was a return to form of sorts to pre-7 FF, of course this is modern squenix we're talking about here so it'll most definitely be a button masher

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >pre-7 FF
        *pre-6 FF

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ATB combat
      FF9 stops being ATB the moment you reach the point where you've basically dropped regular attacks. The Speed stat has no realistic value beyond making it a little faster for Zidane to reach 9999 damage.

      Hopefully they fix it in the remake because the ATB is broken in the original release unless you go out of your way to babysit it which feels fricking moronic.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >confirmed
    I swear none of you morons actually know what that word means, wheres the confirmation homosexual?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >FF8s perfection requires no change or update
    >they won’t ruin the best FF
    Feels good

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Vivi will be saved, trust the plan

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe this, but theoretically it could have been quietly cancelled as part of Square's mass cancelling of projects seeing has how it was never officially announced.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the tie-in animated sequel is still in development, it doesn't seem likely it's been cancelled.
      More likely it was outsourced and like so many ventures like that quality turned shit and they brought it back in-house, delaying it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, wasn't this cancelled as well?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not since last word in January, still in development.
          Or more likely it's been finished for ages but seeing as its purpose is to be a glorified ad for FF IX Remake it's being kept back because that got delayed because development hell.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That's a Black person...using a racket...wanted to be white by any means possible eh?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              its just using the weapons the Selkies used in FFCC

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Rackets are a White Mage weapon in OG 9 which is the joke.

                >human protags
                into the trash it goes
                they should've at least have the protag be Puck
                raising Vivi's kids as a teenage single father

                The villain in the design docs was a burmecian who wants to genocide the mages.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's really disappointing. The burmecians can never catch a break, can they?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >human protags
            into the trash it goes
            they should've at least have the protag be Puck
            raising Vivi's kids as a teenage single father

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              i'm gay as frick for the burmecians but you're fricking moronic

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                whats wrong with Puck?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                nothing but your idea is some of the stupidest shit i have ever read in my life

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                SOL shit is popular with b***hes nowaday
                and you could easily make it a bluey ripoff
                with Puck raising kids.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                that anon wants to see Puck getting raped by chocobos

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No. Was still mentioned by the studio not long ago. You guys that think any of this shit got canceled really didn't read any of the SE and Kiryu statements. They're not ditching anything from their flagship series that's been further into development.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not since last word in January, still in development.
            Or more likely it's been finished for ages but seeing as its purpose is to be a glorified ad for FF IX Remake it's being kept back because that got delayed because development hell.

            Great! The only thing that worried me is the target audience being literally toddlers, but that doesn't means it could suck anyway

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >The only thing that worried me is the target audience being literally toddler
              That doesn't matter much when the studio is French.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick was his problem?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >the behind scene animation where it’s uncensored
                Sometimes French can be based

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I'd give money to SE after the butchering that was FF7R3
    Unless it's a faithful one-to-one remake, I'm not even considering it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      *FF7R2

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that VII Remakes are actually good and a prime example of what remakes are and SHOULD do, change and fix errors, mistakes and bad writing from the original, and make things more believable and realistic, these sum it up:

      https://www-finalfantasywhatever-com.translate.goog/2020/04/final-fantasy-vii-remake-review.html?_x_tr_sl=ru&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_sch=http

      https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14332417/1/Everything-the-Final-Fantasy-VII-Remakes-improve-over-the-original

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >and a prime example of what remakes are and SHOULD do
        Split it over 3 games that takes a decade to release, then ruin a lot of what made them so beloved leading to their financial failure? Fricking moron.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that your opinions are not facts and most of these are nitpicking nonsense comparisons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Filling your game with disgusting dysgenic Black folk and homosexuals is the opposite of a what a remake SHOULD do.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if she is not a proper party member im skipping

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  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how many timeghosts and multiverses will they tack on to this one?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not really a multiverse in VII, just memory and dream worlds within the Lifestream. I wouldn’t mind time ghosts in IX just to make a point about how stupid some things were in the original game and should be changed.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >couldn't steal anything
    >battles take for fricking ever because the devs were over-indulgent in how much they could squeeze out of the PS1 hardware by 2000 and want you to see every polygon from every angle so there's 200 camera cuts in a random battle that lasts 2 minutes
    >zidane spends most of the game being goku with a boner and then 180s into angstzone out of nowhere in a way that blatantly comes off like a studio mandate "cecil, terra, cloud and squall angsted, make him angst too"
    >doesn't have the one singular amazing minigame of ff8 or the dozen pretty cool tech demos to break up the random battles of ff7, instead it has some shit nobody cares about
    >most emotionally compelling party member is the one that is a literal emotionless doll
    >even more villians then ff8 even though that was one of the games biggest pitfalls writing wise
    >character building doesn't have the freeform do it yourself feeling of materia/GF but isn't as rigid as a proper job system, instead you just get weapons in a most linear sequence that give you new abilities after you grind a bit
    >unironically more linear then ffx despite having a world map because you have no freedom in party comp, no freedom in what moves your characters learn, no freedom in where to go on the world map 99% of the time because everything is split among 4 disks

    if you jerk this game off because "yeah but zidane touched ass that one time and he isn't liked by hot topic fans" or some other boomerbrained contrarianism at least be an honest contrarian and become an FF4 actual boomer. in that game cecil straight up has a wife before the game has even started and its ideas were actually original unlike ff9 which is just memberberries the video game right before square goes full tony montana at the end of scarface and ruins their empire by taking too many drugs and thinking they should make actual films because people like their CGI sequences.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t forget about the crappy done love story of Zidane and Garnet that is messed up when Garnet selfishly drugs and abandons him for her psycho mom that she wanted to ESCAPE from in the first place.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The video game version of survivorship bias rears it's head again.
    There's no need to remake the old games that were good potentially (likely) failing and making a worse product, ultimately pissing away a bunch of money. When you could have a second go at the shitty games and literally improve upon them thus you aren't competing against yourself.

    They've fricked up the 7 remake so hard. Why would I want to wait 10 years and spend 3 times the money when the original and better version is sitting right there.

    If they remade and fricked around with the story of 8, I'd not only give it a shot, I'd probably enjoy the game more than the original.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The original IX was bad, and the VII Remakes are good. Turn off your dumb nostalgia filter.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >and the VII Remakes are good
        If they were good they wouldn't be flops that changed SE's viewpoint on PS5 exclusivity.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    best I'm hoping for is a Twials of mana style remake

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      According to the leaks, is like that game but with a bigger budget and still turn based

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >is like that game but with a bigger budget
        Would make sense. It has a much bigger fanbase than Trials did, but not the audience to do a VII style remake. Probably falls somewhere in the middle of those.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I am now very hyped thanks

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I'd really be excited for with an FFIX remake is the idea that they could rework some of the character stories for the late-game discs.

    More payoff for Freya, more Steiner and Beatrix, make me actually care about Amarant, etc.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And a better done love story and removing Garnet being an idiot.

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      Anonymous

      the royal cheese

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              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Has to be Itahana that's doing the art for remake, surely

              • 1 week ago
                aceman

                Hopefully

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not sure who else picks it up, I'm not sure Murase or Minaba still do any work for/at Square

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              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Blessed chain. Garnet is a qt3.14. I hope they do her justice in the remake.

              • 1 week ago
                aceman

                Thank you.

              • 1 week ago
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                Anonymous

                bump

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                whoops forgot pic

              • 1 week ago
                aceman

                whoops forgot pic

                It happens

              • 1 week ago
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              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Jap remakes tend not to fall for that though, except with bad localisation departments.

                The original FF9 had excellent localisation. There's a good old text let's play (that's the old school form of let's plays apparently) from SomethingAwful by a Hawaiian guy, and he points out some of the Hawaiian references in the game (the localisation team was based in Hawaii).
                https://lparchive.org/Final-Fantasy-IX/

                >the localisation team was based in Hawai
                As was a big chunk of the dev team in general, it's why the aloha t-shirt and all that is in there.

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                aceman

                It's almost time for me to leave. But thank you for posting Garnet with me anon. Till next time

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                so long fellow Garnetbro, see you in the remake threads

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                blessed thread

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Ditto.

                they can't take the original away so let them cook, if it's bad then it's bad

                My one fear is them delisting the original from digital stores. SEGA and Rockstar have this shitty practice of replacing the original release with the HD Remasters which screws over fans and newcomers alike if the console release ends up like shit. Thankfully, ogFF7 is still up despite the Remake, but you never know with Square.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Remakes like this and FF7 are different enough that they can keep both up. This isn't going to be like the FF8 remaster.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >This isn't going to be like the FF8 remaster.
                proofs?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Just take my word for it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                wats that on her head?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Pickle rick

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                gysahl pickle

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Gysahl Pickles. She was hiding inside a sack full of them to sneak by security.

                >FF IX-gays announcing a remake as confirmed for the fifth year in a row
                Grim.

                I just want more turnbased FF thats not shitty mobile gachashit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Garnet (Trans)

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They REALLY should have kept the white mage robes.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The “female cuts hair” cliche needs to die. Garnet looked better with long hair. It also wasn’t very romantic.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait for the high detailed Freya 3D model to exploit

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hope they use the real name for the protagonist and not the name of a football player

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thats why they changed the name in europe PAL

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In europe they used the same name as the japanese one tho

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Vigorous mating pressing Alexandrian guards

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >art style's rendering gives them cellulite
      Based.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wow that sure is a lot of pictures of an underage girl, anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Legal age in Japan.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust Squeenix, they will nerf Garnet's ass if given the chance just as they did with Tifa's boobs.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There are never enough oictures of underage girls, anon.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >confirmed
    >no source
    Ganker frickin sucks

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>FF 9 remake confirmed
    ?????

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Making it anything but turn based would be so dumb

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ass will be nerfed. If it can happen to Tifa, it can happen to Garnet.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will it survive?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      actual sexual harassment from MC? definitely not.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Originally he was supposed to do frequent ass grabbing but they already scrapped a lot back then

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Source?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              What is this quote from?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                translated interviews from old magazine around release time
                https://shmuplations.com/ffix/

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              japs keep cucking
              they lack the T levels and courage to pull it off anymore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's not harassment when the chick likes it and she wants that Zidane wiener

    • 1 week ago
      aceman

      No.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This made me mad as a kid because Zidane was petrified for me at that moment and I thought Garnet’s *soft* ass would cure him, but the next battle he was still petrified 🙁

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that is bullshit because at that point of the game nothing petrifies you yet

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Let me make a joke you autistic homosexual. Most people itt haven’t even played the game.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >widely considered one of the worst games in the franchise
    >zoomers act like it's some incredible masterpiece
    >ask them why it's good
    >"uuuuh idk Zidane touched Garnet's butt XD soft XD"
    >no one remembers anything past the first disc
    Trash game, trash plot, trash cast, trash music, trash gameplay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      considered one of the worst games in the franchise

      https://www.nhk.or.jp/anime/ff/ranking/?cat=series
      >4th place in the entire series

      https://www.nhk.or.jp/anime/ff/ranking/?cat=chara
      >Vivi and Zidane in the top 5

      "most hated" my ass

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Only Zidane and Vivi, the rest of the cast is pretty low, even Garnet, but I think that should be expected with the selfish and stupid things she does.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers
      No, it's simply MMO players tbh.

      considered one of the worst games in the franchise

      https://www.nhk.or.jp/anime/ff/ranking/?cat=series
      >4th place in the entire series

      https://www.nhk.or.jp/anime/ff/ranking/?cat=chara
      >Vivi and Zidane in the top 5

      "most hated" my ass

      Worst game when the franchise existed, before XI killed it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Worst game when the franchise existed

        that was 8

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >MMO-troony can't help but reveal himself
          Many such cases.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >poster obsessed with MMOs sees them mentioned everywhere

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I never once mentioned 11 or 14

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >widely considered
      Go be a contrarian gay somewhere else.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    another soul game will be destroyed and replaced with safe slop

  46. 1 week ago
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  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>FF 9 remake confirmed
    Is it? I'm playing it for the first time right now. It's a great experience so far.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's strongly hinted plus it was in the NVIDIA leaks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy the run. game falls off pretty hard after disc 2. But really great first half.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i remember a bunch of memorable stuff past disc2
        what are you trannies mad about ?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They’re just parroting the same shit but can never explain why

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what memorable stuff do you remember? After taking down brahne the game of tracking down kuja gets really boring. The rest of the world is nowhere near as fleshed out as the original continent. The Terra stuff falls flat and nobody really cared about the genome stuff. most of the characters also simply become combat characters without adding much to the story.

          They’re just parroting the same shit but can never explain why

          The conversation has been had many times, there is no reason to debate an obsessed sycophant such as yourself.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you are a cynical wienersucker
            FF9 was not made for you
            i have critiques of the game but i dont dislike it at all.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >there is no reason to debate
            I know, you have no argument

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        recently played for the first time and didn't feel this at all tbh

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if it's being taken care of by CS3 now after supposedly being pulled in-house from being outsourced.
    New XIV expansion is going to be riddled with IX references, Yoshida mentioned having two other games to announce soon.
    One is the AAA successor on XVI's engine they have Ishikawa writing on, but IX Remake would be a likely candidate for the other.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >FF 9 remake confirmed

    Imagine my shock that a Gankerirgin has the IQ of pond scum

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >another SE-flop to skip

  51. 1 week ago
    aceman
  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is eiko going to look like she's not wearing pants again?

    • 1 week ago
      aceman

      Probably not

      You know now realize FF9 was the last time FF mainline had a loil party member

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Morgan Webb out of no where!

  54. 1 week ago
    aceman
  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    are IX bros actually excited for this? i liked IX, but i just don't see the point personally.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      50/50, it could be good but also it could be moronic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of. A few small fixes would go a long way toward making IX a much more enjoyable replay experience.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >A few small fixes would go a long way toward making IX a much more enjoyable replay experience.
        See, that's the thing. I feel this way about VIII. Some QoL to cut down on the slow and tedious menuing while setting up your party would be cool, etc.
        But realistically i highly doubt you're getting small fixes and instead drastic changes that'll turn it into a different game. But when i like the original game already, why would i want this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of. I would be fine without it but still might be fun to see and has the potential to add some cut things like the shrines and smooth out the combat.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Slightly.
      If it's just the FF8 remastered treatment, then no, we already have that with Moguri mod and Memoria Mod Manager.

      If they're going whole hog in on this, then it could be exciting to see what they do with it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's not a remaster like FF8 based on the rumours. From what I gather it's more on the lines of FF7R but way less "ambitious". I think what we're getting is the graphical-music-VA overhaul, but with the combat and story remaining more or less identical. Maybe this is my own wishful thinking however.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        9 already received the remaster treatment years ago. this is a full remake

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Moguri mod and Memoria Mod Manager.
        Dont know too much about ff9 modding but what can i add with them? Something like new threat for ff7? Would be cool to play it with bosses being a bit different since most of the bosses are piss easy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I am. I love the world so much I know I'll appreciate it on some level.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just a little bit
      I grow tired of remakes changing things cause they think they're "problematic" to appeal to journalists and twitter libs when in reality most people who liked it never cared

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Jap remakes tend not to fall for that though, except with bad localisation departments.

        The original FF9 had excellent localisation. There's a good old text let's play (that's the old school form of let's plays apparently) from SomethingAwful by a Hawaiian guy, and he points out some of the Hawaiian references in the game (the localisation team was based in Hawaii).
        https://lparchive.org/Final-Fantasy-IX/

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >The original FF9 had excellent localisation.
          No, it didn't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just played IX recently and it's anywhere in my top 3-5 but I think it could be nice.
      HOWEVER
      Considering this is current SE we're dealing with, for the love of God, cancel it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      With some adjustments to pacing and combat, a remake could dethrone FFIII and turn IX into my favorite in the franchise.

      CUTE!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know that feeling as a late teen when your grandparents said they bought you a game as your birthday present?
      Like yeah, there is a chance it is gonna be a good game, but there is a big chance they just asked on the gamestop counter "what games are popular with late-teens?".
      It's that kind of feeling. FFIX is my 2nd favorite game of all time. One positive thing is more discussion about FFIX, but negative side is possible moronation from people who finds FFIX that way. If it's shit, then I just headcanon it out of my head. If it's okay, then I take it as a nice adaption. If it's good, then I'll be happy. I wouldn't say I'm pessimistic, but I think Square isn't good anymore.

      Eiko is my wife btw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >are IX bros actually excited for this? i liked IX, but i just don't see the point personally.
      Going by how the FF7 remake was handled, absolutely not

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh please, I want a IX Remake to change things like the VII Remakes.

        The VII Remakes are actually good and a prime example of what remakes are and SHOULD do, change and fix errors, mistakes and bad writing from the original, and make things more believable and realistic, these sum it up:

        https://www-finalfantasywhatever-com.translate.goog/2020/04/final-fantasy-vii-remake-review.html?_x_tr_sl=ru&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_sch=http

        https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14332417/1/Everything-the-Final-Fantasy-VII-Remakes-improve-over-the-original

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >fanfiction.net
          opinion discarded

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >has no argument
            You really think that saying “fanfiction.net” is some sort of “gotcha”? It’s also on AO3, BTW.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >The VII Remakes are actually good and a prime example of what remakes are and SHOULD do,

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >The VII Remakes are actually good and a prime example of what remakes are and SHOULD do
          your bait isn't subtle enough

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nope, i expect it to be garbage like most other remakes. at best it'll be inoffensive, at worst it'll be utter trash that i'll disregard. looking at how they've done the VII remake doesn't give me hope either

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if the info about being similar to the mana remake while keeping the ATB system is true then is quite literally a dream coming true for me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >info
        *make-believe

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, we need bigger changes.

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Better not go for realistic shit and go for anime like and have sexy designs.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hope they make the salamander guy more interesting, didn't like him. besides him this might be my favorite FF cast though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Amarant's backstory involves Zidane fricking with his life during a normal thieving job, forcing him to flee Treno and live as a mercenary.
      There's something there that could be interesting and entertaining, they just horrifically bungled the execution to such a degree that I'm only aware of this right now because I read it off a fricking wiki.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They basically hid his backstory with Zidane in missable Treno ATE's. I've seen plenty of people completely unaware. It's still not much, but there's something there at least.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's a lot of misc. lore in FF9 that you won't get unless you watch all of the ATEs and a bunch of those require you to navigate through towns in a specific way. Amarant's backstory with Zidane fricking him over in the past is one of these.

          In principle I'm actually a big advocate for the ATE system. It felt like a fun way to characterise the cast at different points of the story whilst not forcing the player to watch a lot of cutscenes if they didn't want to. In Amarant's case, though, he's so threadbare without those details that he ends up being totally forgettable.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            ATE system was a neat idea, but some of the ways they implemented it were stupid and you'd never be able to find some of these scenes without a guide because the way to get them is VERY unnatural and there's even that one in Lindblum that you can't get unless you have less than 100gil on you at the time.

            For the remake I'm hoping they just get rid of ATEs and just show you the scenes as they're supposed to occur.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >some of the ways they implemented it were stupid and you'd never be able to find some of these scenes without a guide because the way to get them is VERY unnatural and there's even that one in Lindblum that you can't get unless you have less than 100gil on you at the time.
              The game was clearly made with multiple playthroughs in mind. There's a ton of easily missable stuff and this was back when physical game guides still sold well. Completing everything in a single playthrough is impossible without resorting to debug-level glitches.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You can do everything in one playthrough but it requires you to be very precise, like doing shit like this.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Or this.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I always thought some were mutually exclusive. Like you have to pick 1 to watch and the other one disappears. You can get them all in one playthrough?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Its technically possible. You just have to do some kind of strange pathing through certain areas. Like backtracking so you don't trigger one before another sort of stuff.
                I was following an old Gamefaqs guide for it and its not that bad. The more annoying stuff is getting all the frogs, all the coffees and a couple other weird side things. I also definitely cheated the jump rope game.
                And you still will never technically 100% because there's a boss that can only be accessed if you get to the end of the game within a certain timeframe, and doing all the side bullshit will definitely put you over that.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >And you still will never technically 100%
                The only thing Excalibur II blocks is getting 99 of certain items if you're aiming for a 100% save. Everything else can be done within the time limit or is accessible afterwards.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, theoretically, but you gotta be crazy efficient with your time.
                No faffing about, no synth shop backtracking exploits. No idling whatsoever.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There is only a single instance where there's a mutually exclusive ATE and it's the part where you have to do the card tournament.
                You get the choice to have Vivi either stay in Treno or visit Quan's place.
                This doesn't effect the Movie Critic achievement though, since it's the same number of viewable ATEs in a playthrough.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not talking about trophies/achievements. That shit didn't even exist back when the game first released. I'm talking about a true 100% "I've seen and completed literally everything there is to do in this game" run. It was theorized to be possible but then the siblings quest was rediscovered and that pushed it into clear "impossible without cheating" territory.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It has an achievement tied to it for the rereleases, yes, this is simply showing how to view all the ATEs, which like I said, is basically impossible without a guide because of how unnatural you have to be in a town in order to see them.

                Accidentally going one screen too far to the right, or walking into a room before you see something else and get locked out, you would never know there was an ATE you missed without guides like this that give you step by step instructions for visiting towns.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Or this.

                in X-2 this would also be needed for the 100% ending

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >For the remake I'm hoping they just get rid of ATEs and just show you the scenes as they're supposed to occur.
              I'd say that's just throwing the baby out with the bathwater. Just make the ATEs a lot less missable and/or allow the player to catch-up on missed ATEs somehow.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's a lot of misc. lore in FF9 that you won't get unless you watch all of the ATEs and a bunch of those require you to navigate through towns in a specific way. Amarant's backstory with Zidane fricking him over in the past is one of these.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >FF IX-gays announcing a remake as confirmed for the fifth year in a row
    Grim.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it was leaked years ago. but some things get canceled. this one didn't, hence it's an updated leak.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >updated leak
        link?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://x.com/MbKKssTBhz5/status/1797838848011227419

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This sounds pretty interesting...

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              From all it sounds like it's just going to be a more simple and straightforward remake, which is probably the right approach for this game.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Okay but I want that
              FF7R is a mess

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Trials of Mana kicked ass and the devs made the girls into pure sex.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >the stressful job of leaks
              It's not like she revealed anything groundbreaking. This title was part of the nvidia leak years ago and hinted at by several SE staff.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This sounds pretty interesting...

            >The remake is still coming a random Twitter user said so!
            kek

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like FF9 more than 7

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The original, though extremely flawed will still be better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No:

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You anons see this before?
    If it's anything like this concept we'll be eatin' good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SQUARESOFT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Looks nice but they kind of butchered some of the models

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, perfect casting for Vivi. Sure does more justice for the lil guy than whatever they did in KH2. Hope Square gets someone with a similar voice for the real thing.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >headed by yoship
    >turns the game into a kingdom hearts esque action rpg
    >you can only control zidane and your party members are just decorations

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't have their garbage hybrid stagger slop combat system.

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>FF 9 remake confirmed
    No it wasn't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was leaked by a reliable source.

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >remake introduces a whole new generation to rato sexo
    how will you react?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Attentively watching the booru numbers go up, alcohol in hand, ready for a long, long night.

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    source?

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My worst fear is terrible voice acting. Especially if the English dub is Californian and not Side UK who did XIV and XVI.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if the rumors are true that it's BCU3 that's helming the project then maybe we won't get cali voices

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >rumors
        They're just guesses because Yoshida said CS3 has two unannounced games in the pipeline.
        Remasters/remakes have traditionally always been under CS1's umbrella, even if half the original dev teams were at CS4, like XII Zodiac Age or Tactics Ogre Reborn.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >dub

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, a character like Steiner just wouldn't sound right for me in Japanese.
        If ever a character needed a britbong accent it's Steiner.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I like his dialogue quirks in Japanese so I wouldn't mind hearing it in Jap even though it's kind of a western-inspired setting. They basically have their own old timey/formal equivalent to how a knight would talk to the queen/princess/etc. in western fiction.

          Yes. Its technically possible. You just have to do some kind of strange pathing through certain areas. Like backtracking so you don't trigger one before another sort of stuff.
          I was following an old Gamefaqs guide for it and its not that bad. The more annoying stuff is getting all the frogs, all the coffees and a couple other weird side things. I also definitely cheated the jump rope game.
          And you still will never technically 100% because there's a boss that can only be accessed if you get to the end of the game within a certain timeframe, and doing all the side bullshit will definitely put you over that.

          I think you could get 100%. GameFAQs has an Excalibur II perfect game guide. Not that I've ever even attempted it.
          >dude just get 1000 jumps in 1 try in the first 15 minutes of the game

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The jump rope game is complete bullshit.
            Moguri mod lets you change the value of each jump so you can set it so each jump gives 100 points, or even a thousand if you want.

            You can also make it so Vivi runs faster on the Hippaul street run mini game.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The jumping is one of those things you can just leave for later. Not that it makes the minigame any better. But things like Hippaul racing are required within the time limit.

            I mean, theoretically, but you gotta be crazy efficient with your time.
            No faffing about, no synth shop backtracking exploits. No idling whatsoever.

            >you gotta be crazy efficient with your time
            True. I've done these runs in the past. It's a fair amount of work.

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is FFVIII bad?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s still better than IX, Squall and Rinoa had a real developed romance while Garnet and Zidane fell in love for being within five feet of each other for a long period of time despite Garnet ABANDONING HIM and blowing him off. Garnet pushed "naive princess" to insane levels - Rinoa was actually plausible and realized when she got in over her head (end of Disc 1, she flipped out when she realized her actions had consequences). I remember Rinoa as a fully fleshed out character with flaws and good points despite getting chucked a Distress Ball for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. I remember Garnet doing this to herself over and over. It also bugs me that she's not supposed to be the main character, but almost the entire plot is about her, her whining about how she sucks, and her getting other people killed.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s still better than IX, Squall and Rinoa had a real developed romance
        What a joke. Rinoa wanted to give her pussy to Seifer for most of the game and abruptly shifted course to Squall for no reason. VIII's romance is as forced as it gets.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Okay did you even play VIII? Seiner and her broke up by the start of the game.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Did you even play? She's still going after him.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Not when she dances with Squall and you meet her on the train.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, Rinoa makes you take one 5 minute detour so she can do something stupid and got caught by the villain thus requiring a quick rescue that doesn't change the fate of anyone or anything. Garnet makes you get one of your allies get turned to stone and puts all of your lives in danger, all to escape her crazy mother with a dangerous kidnapping attempt...than suddenly decides her mother was really a nice person that would stop being a genocidal murderer if she asked nicely instead of the evil scary monster that she put you all through hell and back to rescue her from...then ungratefully poisons everyone in the party, especially Zidane, the man who loves her, so she can go home and get captured again and placed in the evil ceremony that she was escaping from in the first place, thus getting even more people killed by her stupidity and ultimately giving the villains the weapons they use for the majority of the game to slaughter as many people as possible. And the player has to actually follow her through hours of gameplay of getting her to the damn Alexandria castle and then rescuing her. And nobody ever calls her out for it. We're actually supposed to feel sorry for her.

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll buy if it's not turn based garbage =)

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Vivi and Steiner are the only good characters of this game, the rest are boring as frick

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ff9/kindom hearts era producing homosexuals and furries
    Nah, thanks.

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >FF IX super-fans excited to play game for the first time after remake
    >others excited for a canon version of the game since they've only played fan-patch versions of the game
    LOL

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I played it on switch 😀

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      40 year old boomer delights himself that nobody else played a nearly three decade old title on launch

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Vivi has no soul

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IX is great as it is, and if this was the same squaresoft that made the original game twenty five years ago this would be really cool.

    But it's not.
    It's the squeenix that thinks spending a decade making a boyband simulator was a good idea.
    It's the squeenix that thought octopath would bomb and so gave it no advertising because they decided on their own for no particular reason that no one wanted traditional jrpgs anymore, only for it to blow up in their faces, sell millions and create the whole hd2d genre.

    They may have made a couple of good decisions since then, but the Live A Live, SaGa series and Star Ocean 2 remasters and remakes were passion projects by people highly passionate about said games.

    Do you think IX is going to get the same treatment as the above mentioned games?
    I wouldn't bet on it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they can't take the original away so let them cook, if it's bad then it's bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you think IX is going to get the same treatment as the above mentioned games?
      I don't see why not

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the squeenix that thinks spending a decade making a boyband simulator was a good idea
      it sold almost twice as much as FF9 did

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And many regretted that purchase. XV will forever be known as the halfbaked multimedia project that didnt even get the game portion right.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >And many regretted that purchase
          Yet I doubt S-E regretted the choice considering the sales of that game vs FF9, FF7R, FF16 or Rebirth

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, the sales were so good, they cancelled three DLCs that were in development just for funsies.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              just goes to show you how badly the other games failed in comparison

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kuja already looks like a turbo homosexual, they are gonna have a field day fujo baiting him with Zidane

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Put my boy Toriyama in charge and we'll get the Final Fantasy IX we deserved

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      At least Beatrixbros might win.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Toriyama in charge of IX.
      >Zidane jogs in place and Steiner does the chicken dance in the background of every scene.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lightning Returns is actually really good though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, the original XIII was okay, the sequels sucked.

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hope they finish the shrines in the remake
    and i guess add more fratley to give freya something plot relevent to do in disc 3

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >You want that Fairy Flute, huh?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I got it within three minutes
      Get fricked, homosexual
      I was the Antlion who trolled me instead

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances they'll go easier on the burmecians? Have more survive? Rebuilding? Fratley and Puck interactions?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Have more survive?
      What's next? The Black Mages don't start dying off? Mortality is the theme of the game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Theme? It's going to be remade for modern audiences, and modern audiences don't want themes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Having a small percentage survive instead of literally six doesn't affect the theme that much.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why is Puck x Chocobos so hot
      and why don't he married the Chocobo King?
      an alliance between Brumecians and Chocobo kingdom would be a good for both races

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      More Fratley and Puck interaction
      hell I would even love more Vivi and Puck interactions

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the drawing of vivi, zidane, and garnet hiding in the barrel

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FF9 is fine as it is. A remake would be pointless.

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FF9 was mid

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If its not 4 homies in a row, I'm not playing it.
    I don't care what sqeenix thinks, this was my favourite ff and action combat ruins these games. I haven't liked a single one of the new ffs.

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >troony villain game
    nah

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >just imagine the fugtrup porn

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the PS1 outsold the N64 at a 3:1 ratio

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This makes no sense. The N64 was objectively superior hardware in most regards. The whole reason why prerendered backgrounds were so common in PS1 games was because of the weaker hardware.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It makes sense because the N64 only had 3-4 games worth playing in it's 5 year lifespan

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GARNET'S ASS CRACK IN 1080P!

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ff7 remake is good, IX is bad, and VIII is better
    someone is really having a total meltdown behind their keyboard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, I am just someone who actually pays close attention to something and isn’t blinded by rose-coloured glass of nostalgia.

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remake the latter half of the plot of FFIX so it isn't so stupid. Game went to shit after Kuja became the focus. Just a bunch of nonsensical spaceman bullshit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      More like it went to shit when Garnet started being a moron.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Remake the latter half of the plot
      Kuja is the one who drives the entire plot forward from the start, not going to happen.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, that would be Garland, who was a much better and more interesting complex character, unlike Kuja.

        Garland is a much more morally ambiguous antagonist than Final Fantasy usually serves up (give or take a Delita). His job demands he get his hands dirty, but Garland is absolutely certain that his doing it for the sake of his world's survival absolves him. It's unfortunate that Final Fantasy IX's atrocious pacing robs him of the impact he should have had, and as a result he ends up playing third fiddle to Brahne and Kuja -- a pair of far more typical cartoon villains and less interesting antagonists.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          In a way, but Kuja's the one setting what happens in the game in motion. It's like the Hojo/Sephiroth argument. Hojo's the source of all the shit coming into creation, but Sephiroth's the one doing it in the end. Garland's doing his job for thousands of years. It's Kuja's frickery that sets this entire game into play. Starting with brainwashing Brahne into gathering Alexander back together.
          FFIX story events (current, not backstory) are a result of the struggle of Kuja's fear for Garland and his attempt to overthrow him.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah well, Kuja is a shitty character, this is the problem with Kuja, he spends most of the game being a moustache twirling cartoon villain, doing stereotypical cartoon evil behaviour and generic JRPG stuff, but then, at the last minute, the game forcefully tries to make him out to be "complex, tragic and sympathetic".

            Instead of drawing inspiration from a Shakespearian antagonist, Square apparently decided to base Kuja on the attention-whoring snots who get rejected at their auditions to play Shakespearian antagonists.

            Overlooking the man-thong, the effeminate hair tosses, the mincing, the temper tantrums, and the embarrassing attempts at poetry, there just isn't much going on with this guy. He's like that one insufferable drama prostitute you knew back in high school: he always has to be the centre of attention, he never shuts the hell up even when he has nothing worth saying, and even when doing something immoral, he acts like he's standing in front of a full-body mirror and practicing for his role as Scar in the spring semester production of 'The Lion King'.

            His only real interesting moments occur when he's ripping off of 'Blade Runner' and is revealed as Zidane's brother. But, as said above, that happens so late and forcefully into the game that you wonder why they even bothered (It's like the revelation that Lynx was Serge's father in Chrono Cross).

            Even his theme music (which plays right here) is over the top and sounds like a generic "look at me, I'm EEEEVVVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL *insert stereotypical evil laughter here*" music theme.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Also, I am of the theory that Sephiroth was being controlled and influenced by Jenova and Jenova was the one really behind everything.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Also, I am of the theory that Sephiroth was being controlled and influenced by Jenova and Jenova was the one really behind everything.

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >FF9 remake confirmed
    why skip FF8?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      VIII Remake is after IX.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they fear VIIICHADS.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      VIII Remake is after IX.

      they fear VIIICHADS.

      Wait in line

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >It would be difficult.
        Translation: It would be difficult to for Kitase, Nomura, Nojima and Toriyama to figure out how to ruin it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      VIII was made by the people who are currently making 7R, IX was made by people who left the company or have been shoved into broom closets for preferring making games over writing autistic shipbait nonsense and aren't really involved in anything at the moment

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, you mean the same guy that made the awful Spirits Within movie and almost tanked square a second time? Sure let’s put Sakaguchi on a pedestal. Sakaguchi is not a good writer and his writing in IX really shows.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >almost tanked square a second time
          >he bought into the "FF1 saved Square" story
          kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      too daring for them
      old square was daring

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they cant remake it because it '''divisive''' which means not guaranteed sales from blind fanboys

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its chances of quality ironically only go up if it's NOT a SE AAA project.

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if this is true, then I might actually get a FF game for the first time in over a decade.

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She's still chasing Seifer even after those points. Not worth a (You), not wasting my time with whatever inane prattling you vomit next.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever, at least Rinoa is still a much more likeable and charming character that has an actual personality, unlike Garnet.

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >FF 9 remake confirmed
    Not by SE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      24th anniversary stream next month, trust the plan

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        never happening brother, IX can't draw a dime

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Considering IX came out right when the PS2 was released (maybe even right after the PS2 was released), it did pretty well. I say this as someone who loves VII and VIII.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a question if it's happening, anon. Just a matter of when it's shown.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >believes in literal nobodies this hard
            >FOR YEARS with zero word from anything official
            What a cope, IXfurries are delusional

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    To use a quote from Rabtoon's "FFIX in a nutshell" video:

    Zidane: "What's the catch?"

    Garnet: "Four Disks of 'will they, won't they' bulls*** between us."

    One of the worst parts of IX is the poorly done love story of Zidane and Garnet, which the game tries to make it all out to be a bigger deal and focus than it actually is. It is really overhyped, and if you think I'm exaggerating, look at:

    a) The 'I want to be your Canary' play that clearly represents Zidane and Garnet, and it being shown at the beginning and end of the game, which I've already discussed above.

    b) The fact that the main theme of the game, 'Melodies of Life', is a love song- and is even called "our song" by Zidane and Garnet, which plays constantly, in different mixes, throughout the whole game. (Even serving as the World Map theme music! Until Disk 4, anyways) Not even VIII's and X's main love songs were played out that much.

    And finally,

    c) The commercials and ads for IX generally gave off the impressions that it was heavily romance focused, with most of them playing 'Melodies of Life' in them and showing off mostly Zidane and Garnet's FMV scenes together. Don't believe me? Look at them yourself.

    Now, I don't judge other stories that aren't love story focused. Heck, I read/watch One Piece, one of the best stories, and that isn't even romanced focused. (Though it does have a lot of teases) But the reason that I am judging IX on this so much is because that the game acts like it is love story focused, but does not really deliver.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      After FFVII, which had the love triangle with Cloud-Tifa-Aerith and also that whole invisible affection score which determines who you date at the Gold Saucer, the three main games after it, VIII, IX and X (Which I like to call the "love story trilogy") all had major love stories of the main male and female characters, Squall/Rinoa, Zidane/Garnet and Tidus/Yuna, and Zidane and Garnet is the worst done out of these three. Squall/Rinoa and Tidus/Yuna had real developed romances while Garnet and Zidane fell in love for being within five feet of each other for a long period of time, and despite Garnet ABANDONING HIM and blowing him off, but we will get to that scene when the time comes in Lindblum. Heck, even VII's love story had more focus and better execution, despite it not even having a love song as its main theme, nor did it have the main couple on it's box cover art or logo like VIII or X did, and the VII remake is even expanding on all this!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are you copypasting bad Reddit posts?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why does it feel like half the posts I read in this thread are made by schizos

        It is a schizo, ignore, he spammed /vrpg/ before with this shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, I just want to call more attention to Garnet’s stupidity and hope that the remakes change and rewrite this and put better emphasis on Zidane and Garnet’s love story.

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >thread devolving into anons regurgitating and reposting some sperg's shit takes on the game.

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it feel like half the posts I read in this thread are made by schizos

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It literally is just some weeaboo slav schizo who spams his 400 page writeup of the game and a totally different person's russian blog posts

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TO THE SKY BEYOND THE FLYING BIRDS

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >VIII outsells IX
    >Uh uh well it's because people were uh uh disappointed by VIII!
    >VIII Remaster outsells IX Remaster 20 years later
    >....

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Autistic schizos should not be taught how to read, write or use the internet because all they do is bog it up with their complete inability to understand humans.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >has no argument
      You really are an ableist butthole, aren’t you?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There's no arguing to be had with a tismos brain spew.

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to this being real so I can watch IX flop again kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Looking forward to the IX Remake changing things just to spite the purists.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Looking forward to the IX Remake changing things just to spite the purists.

      Looking forward to 2035 when morons are still insisting it's going to happen any day now

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're definitely gonna make Steiner black

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I preferred FF8's Triple Triad to FF9's
    That is all.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well it actually had real rules and consistent mechanics, for a start

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Getting this excited for what many leakers have claimed is just a low budget HD version of the original game

    Be prepared to be let down. Do not get your hopes up.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >low budget HD version of the original game
      Lol, nope.

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >”the translation is way better”
    >the translation is actually bad
    every single time

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to ruin it in several ways. They are not going to retain the art style, and they will likely shove action elements into the combat.

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >IX-gays still seething over VIII being in the top 3 all time with VII and X
    >most of these IX-gays are MMO-troons too
    kekking hard as always, thanks for the kino homosexuals

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >VIII being in the top 3 all time with VII and X
      It's not even in the top 6. VIII is as disliked as IX was.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not even in the top 6. VIII is as disliked as IX was.
        How's the weather in Headcanontown?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why not cut out the middleman and post some fan polls ranking the games to prove your point? People will just point to the success and popularity of VII to explain VIII's sales.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Funny how VIII's Remaster still outsold IX's even though everyone had plenty of time to know how "bad" VIII is by now and how IX is such a gem...

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Source?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >muh sales
          I can't believe FF13 and 15 were good games all along.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Your assertion, and I reiterate, was:

            >VIII being in the top 3 all time with VII and X
            It's not even in the top 6. VIII is as disliked as IX was.

            >It's not even in the top 6. VIII is as disliked as IX was
            Not about the subjective quality of the game, but how liked it was. Sales are a direct indicator of that. Unless you're going to claim that people bought it as some form of protest?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >sales determine rankings
          Damn, so Avatar is also the best movie ever made

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >play FF9
    >"oh cool, it's an ACTUAL fantasy game and not some pseudo-scifi-light-fantasy slop"
    >UH ACTUALLY ZIDANE IS AN ALIEN ANGEL OF DEATH FROM A DEAD PLANET AND...
    Dropped it right there.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>UH ACTUALLY ZIDANE IS AN ALIEN ANGEL OF DEATH FROM A DEAD PLANET AND
      If this bothers you, why are you playing Final Fantasy? All the "fantasy" ones except II have shit like this.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It was marketed as a return to classic Final Fantasy. Instead it was more of the new Final Fantasy slop except with deformed characters who look like classic FF jobs.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >new Final Fantasy slop
          FF1 has time travel in it. FF3 you go to the moon. Final Fantasy always had insane sci-fi stuff in it.

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The communist anti-IX schizo is back

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