FF7 Remake is soulless

FF7 Remake is soulless

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That cute dress on the other hand is not.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud doesn't have that much personality

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn't play the original game

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOW HECKIN DARE YOU
    FF7RXISTERS I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RN

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kept the ATB system and made it work for real-time action combat instead of making it some dumb shit like XV
    >Kept all sorts of silly shit from the OG game like the three-person switch and the honeybee inn
    >Enemies are faithfully recreated in terms of design while having cool new mechanics, some of them are even promoted to bosses
    >Characters are spot-on, more accurate character writing than any other Compilation work
    Are you moronic? It's got plenty of soul.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only soulless thing about is unreal engine 4 ngl. They kind of copped out, and they should have probably built the engine from scratch their selves, rather than give us another cookie cutter unreal game. The performance is great because of it, but it feels generic sometimes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand why they'd spend so much money on the Luminous engine and then never use it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because XV flopped despite them spending so much money on it. They went running with their tail between their legs instead of improving it. I like remake, but XV has more sovl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >built the engine from scratch their selves
        Are you crazy? Square building their own engine never ends well.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was soulful. Having this game run on unreal engine is a double edged sword

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >built the engine from scratch their selves
        Are you crazy? Square building their own engine never ends well.

        square couldn't get the capcom thing with re engine to work
        they had to just give up and use unreal for all of their hd games because they're not competent enough

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        square building their own engines is often what takes their games a billion years to come out.

        >Kept the ATB system and made it work for real-time action combat instead of making it some dumb shit like XV
        >Kept all sorts of silly shit from the OG game like the three-person switch and the honeybee inn
        >Enemies are faithfully recreated in terms of design while having cool new mechanics, some of them are even promoted to bosses
        >Characters are spot-on, more accurate character writing than any other Compilation work
        Are you moronic? It's got plenty of soul.

        > and the honeybee inn
        the honeybee in was changed to be something completely different so it wouldn't offend gays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's got soul until they limit your movement for scripted shit or to make you sidle through debris

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, senpai. The battle system is kind of shit, ngl. It feels les like playing a three man team and more like playing hot potato with the party leader since the AI is so shit. There's no real defensive options so you have to cheese the game on the hardest difficulty by spamming your Limit Break. The upgrade system is no fun and adds unnecessary parts to an already working system. There is a severe lack of side contents and no real reason to replay the game. And it kept the wacky shit that no one really cared about while destroying the atmosphere of the world by prettifying everything and the mystique of the mystery that is Sephiroth by shoving him in your face. The game itself is a nice addition to the original, but it falls so far short of matching it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Room temp iq holy shit

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pedobait pic

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she's in some kind of sorceress pose about to summon a demon

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be fine if they kept the midgar part for at most 10 hours and then spent the remainder of the 20+ hours in the actual world.

    The fact they're planning on making this a trilogy shows how padded out all the content is and that's its basically a nostalgia cashgrab at an international level.

    I liked the game at first but I gave up before the Shinra tower. Just got bored and it felt like a chore.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's a shockingly short supply of e-girl and hebi Tifa sfm porn out there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post what you have then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7356888
        https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7346709

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My thanks, pedobro.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cute toes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7346709

          first one is based thanks!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hebi
      There's SFM porn of Tifa as a snake?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hebi is an older e-girl but not quiet a woman. Tifa on the water tower vs Tifa in the white dress.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The word is hebe, moron. And water tower Tifa is not one, she's sexually mature.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > And water tower Tifa is not one, she's sexually mature.
            So a hebe

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No you dumb homosexual. Hebephilia is attraction to girls in the middle of puberty, as in around 10-14. Attraction to 15-year old Tifa with her developed body would be ephebophilia, which is "normal" attraction.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you grammar nazi loving cum sucking butthole eating b***h Black person

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Grammar=/=spelling, illiterate moron.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >FF7 Remake is soulless
    Absolutely. And?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what does the X stand for?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her age

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shes part Xehanort

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OP posts and unrelated lustfull image

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A tale as old as time

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait nutifa is cute???

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    T_T

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      face too adult

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        post too gay

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Come on you pussies, share your collections, I m waiting

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there so little porn of e-girl Tifa/Aerith? Blender gays eat up el goblinos like RE2R Sherry but won't make porn for these 2 who have excellent blender models. Make more Marlene/Betty porn also you fricking homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are in the uncanny valley due to their heads and bodies and their clothes are boring. They're just low tier models.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they are in the uncanny valley due to their heads and bodies
        Tifa and Aerith maybe, but Betty and Marlene are cute

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Better than sherry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most e-girl models have this issue but they're still extremely popular. Blender gays just have shit taste look at how long it took for them to start exploiting the excellent e-girls in Beyond Human. The fact that Sara is still the top e-girl blender model is insane with how high quality the BH e-girls are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          on the other hand the e-girl from KILL CHAOS: the game is hilariously bad to the point I don't think anyone has even ripped her model. Literally just a shrunken down adult

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Socks

    Absolutely disgusting

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they just cut and glue adult Tifa's head over a kids body?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol jokes on you original was based and your new one pales in comparison. Seethe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >time jannies are dead
      they aren't though, sephiroth absorbs and controls them in the finale of the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hypothetical outcome wont satisfy you
      unless you have a concrete way of finding this out you cant make such assumptions

      also i only like ff7 for the movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's fair to dismiss criticism of remake by saying the critics would have hated everything no matter what they got

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gatcha
      No one but reddit writes it like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remake troomers really are moronic.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >no high heels
    In the trash it goes.jpg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only Black folk like high heels

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        quite possibly the gayest post I've ever read

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Link expired
      Frick frick god damnit this is my fetish. DO NOT DENY ME MY FRICKING FETISH GOD DAMNIT.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the link was not a full version of the webm don't worry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pestilencesfm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't cut yourself on that edge.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's from Pestilencesfm.

        https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5597933

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick yeah, I remember that Life is Strange oral vid. Good stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is this shit, she's not even wearing a skintight heroine outfit and getting impaled like in my JAVs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tifa as wienersleeve and punching bag
      incredibly based
      what all women deserve

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      noses do not work that way, they are made of bone

      there would be blood literally everywhere

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they are made of bone
        What? They are made of cartilage.
        Other than that yeah is shitty and im a ryona connosieur.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SEX

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got commissioned to draw Tifa piledriving Elena

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro
      that's not what they meant by piledriving

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        haha, in my scene that's exactly what they meant by piledriving

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So it's 100% going to go different than the original right?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why not google

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That toad Aerith is pretty cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remake Aerith is the cutest shit ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >red knees
      Why do they always do this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To show the skin is thinner there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Implying blowjobs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have you ever been around a kid? they usually have bruised knees because they fall all the time.
        or maybe they don't anymore since they're all addicted to tablets from the age of 3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        White people have pink knees, fingers, etc. I think it looks nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      troony jaw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It looks more like an anime jaw in my opinion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Toad aerith feet

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The frick is that face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blame Square Enix.
      Cloud, Tifa and Aerith child model are just scaled down version of their adult model. (same face as their adult model)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        While that's not true, the fact that their faces look somewhat mature and not like dumb kid faces is why they're hot.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What is even going on here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's pretty self exlapantory

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ass to ass!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        volvagia

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        my favorite part of the fauci documentary

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Learn Blender
    https://files.catbox.moe/dzmgpx.zip

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This was absolute bullshit, I agree. There is ZERO reason for Sonon NOT to be controllable. The self sacrifice shit was annoying as frick when fighting Nero on hard mode. I would die, Sonon would die, bring Yuffie back, try to revive Sonon, die. Rinse, repeat.

    I'm just hoping and praying that the rumors about Cid not being playable are just cap. I was pissed when Red XIII wasn't playable to begin with, despite being coded with things like Sidewinder and Stardust Ray.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm just hoping and praying that the rumors about Cid not being playable are just cap
      >Cid not being playable are just cap
      >just cap

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We need more green dress Tifa porn

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >missing an amazing oppai e-girl opportunity
    Gay. Squeenix sucks.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't the face be you know, a younger face?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Uooooohhh

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >soulless
    This word has lost any meaning due to overuse. Just say you didn't like it, and move on.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >7R outsold by fricking Mario Party

    Embarrassing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tendies have low standards, yeah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's more entertainment in a single board of Mario Party than in the entirety of the demake.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah sure, mario party 3 i believe
          Switch shit... Not so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know that Luigi's mansion 3 sold more than 98% of this industry?
      I really dont see what is amazing about a mario game outselling ff7

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like, it is amazing
        Just not that unexpected

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at her go!

    • 2 years ago
      saucy

      DO THE TWIST

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FASTER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FINAL FANTASY IS AN R P G

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why is her left ankle exposed!? MODS!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Barret is so wholesome. They kinda tripped with his character in the remake but it has its moments.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      datalx

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No.
    t. socks enjoyer

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love little girls feet I can't do anything about it

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    No.
    t. socks enjoyer

    How about one barefoot and one with sock still on

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There's potential. What if that wasn't her usual attire but just ended up like that for some reason

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sandals and socks
    yeah, pretty soulless

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any game with higher polycount than 10 is soulless

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    This was absolute bullshit, I agree. There is ZERO reason for Sonon NOT to be controllable. The self sacrifice shit was annoying as frick when fighting Nero on hard mode. I would die, Sonon would die, bring Yuffie back, try to revive Sonon, die. Rinse, repeat.

    I'm just hoping and praying that the rumors about Cid not being playable are just cap. I was pissed when Red XIII wasn't playable to begin with, despite being coded with things like Sidewinder and Stardust Ray.

    >idiots criticizing the game
    here we go again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That entire image

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Only morons call FF7R a sequel. An alternative history isn't a sequel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can't be an alternative story if the original story is canon in it and it happened already
      for fricks sake: there are references and time jannies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's zero indication that the original story happened already in the Remake universe. Only that it's the "intended" timeline.

        >But muh time traveling Sephiroth
        There's no evidence of that either - only that he has information about the future, like Aerith.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're a fricking idiot. After all the talk about rewriting history and changing fate. What the frick do you think they're referring to? What is the original history? What is their fate? It's the OG story. How hard are you trying to be this dense? Cloud is literally having visions of the OG games fate..

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I am much smarter than you, which is why I understand the story and you don't.

            There is no "rewriting history", and there has been no talk of it either. Aerith even states in the trailer for part 2 that the past can't be changed - only the future.

            Like I just said, the original story is simply the intended fate of the world. It didn't "already happen". When a magical fortune teller sees the future in a crystal ball or whatever, it doesn't mean she's living in the sequel to that future, you dense piece of clown. It just means she's seen the future. Just like characters in Remake have seen the future and are changing it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wow someone who actually understands the story
              Im surprised

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It hasn't happened in the currently universe that Remake takes place it. It it HAS happened. Any time you're dealing with a series that is fricking with multiple universes/timeline, You don't say that "Oh, that other timeline didn't happen" It's all the same fricking story. You're suggesting that Steins;Gate 0 isn't a sequel to Steins;Gate, which is dumb as shit. It's all one narrative. If the impact of the current story relies on knowledge of the OG to give context to changing history, it's a fricking sequel.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That is not how sequels work. Being set in the same universe doesn't make something a sequel. Spiderman Homecoming isn't a sequel to Spiderman 3 just because they exist in different timelines in the same universe. Spiderman Far From Home however is a sequel to both, because it continues the story of both movies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Here's a newsflash. You can continue a story without that story chronologically taking place after the first. As long as the story expands on the original, it's a sequel. Doesn't matter when or how. If you don't believe that Remake, leading into Rebirth, is expanding on the original game, you're delusional.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                FF7 Remake does not continue the story of FF7, it reboots it.

                According to your logic, the Star Wars prequels are actually sequels. You're an idiot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Star Wars prequels are actually sequels
                They are you dumb frick.
                >it reboots it.
                Reboots don't rely on the original source material as additional content. Remake does. Rebirth will further.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              autism in its purist form. beautiful

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FF7R is pure soul, just like the original. Only people who never played the original and want to rag on something disagree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someday 7R defenders are going to run out of moronic strawman arguments and face the reality that some people played both games and didn't like remake and for valid reasons too

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God tier body but hideous face model.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    she's in the game anon
    elmyra flashback and train graveyard

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >started reading a new manga out of boredom
    >isekai sniper something
    >one of the characters is literally just Tifa with a different name
    >she runs around naked punching things
    >has a bush
    nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m going to need a name

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you can probably find it pretty fast if you search isekai sniper

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >has a bush
      Disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >MC is a bear

      Why are isekai authors so stupid and autistic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stupidest shit ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >has a bush
      Disgusting

      >has a bush
      Glorious

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It should be illegal for hebes to wear open-toe platform heels, my dick can't handle it.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Remake Tifa with OG outfit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where are her big breasts man?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wearing sandals with socks
    Dumbass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it was Nomura. There is no way an Italian would include this dumb shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it was Nomura. There is no way an Italian would include this dumb shit.

      It's to limit her sexiness. She takes off the socks when she's 15 and sexualizing her is less inappropriate. And hoo boy did the devs take advantage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        God I love high heels and exposed toes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        [...]
        God I love high heels and exposed toes.

        Take responsibility for this boner you fiends

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *unzips dick*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why e-girls with high heels or high sandals are so sexy? And im not a footgay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >And im not a footgay
          Anon..

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a footgay, I just wouldn't mind slurping on some cute little girl's feet.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >new ip
              I don't trust you.. but I do relate

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's not me, i dont want to lick anything i just apprecieate high heels or high sandals on e-girl. That's it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a jap developer spent a significant amount of time modeling this teenage girl's feet that you only see during a cutscene from a far distance
        I'm really pissed that Tifa isn't wearing open toe footwear in any of the Corneo quest outfits. Stupid prude b***h.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone is gonna rip those models right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dazchads already have access to her model

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No sandals/heels? Boring.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate that I don't know where to find these models for Blender.

        Everything seems to be private, or hidden deep somewhere.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lurk the MMD current/past threads in /e/, Zy0n7 is a good source of models.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they just shove her adult head on a child's body?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looks pretty bad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          of course, it's daz

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a better blender model was already posted in this thread

        Learn Blender
        https://files.catbox.moe/dzmgpx.zip

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >even the mountain in the background is popping a boner

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    tell me this stupid design doesn't exist IRL

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >put adult face onto child's body
    Bravo Squeenix

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why havent no one ripped the young tifa model and done things yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I spoke too soon

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Remake Aerith is the cutest shit ever

    [...]
    Why not google

    There's a lot left to be desired with the remake, but they knocked it out of the park with aerith. Holy shit between the character design, voice actor, and personality they managed to make a likeable character loveable.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    My favorite attack of his is that one special where he shoots the enemy with a hailstorm of bullets for a solid 5 seconds. So satisfying.

    For me, it's Remake Tifa with OG outfit

    breasts need to be bigger, but the abs are noice.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any pics of Young tifa's feet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's don corneo's sidequest tifa

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not posting the OTP

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a little too plain and girly for a chica like Tifa.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do women cross their legs when they stand?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      keep the vegana smell from escaping and stinking up the place

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because they're dainty and clumsy. Same thing with their legs pointing inward. It's somehow supposed to be attractive, doesn't really do it for me though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They don't have balls that get in the way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      also, why???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a gender thing. It's why transsexuals will never pass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if drag queens count as trans

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They do. Drag queens are in the same level as trannies.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Drag queens don’t actually identify as women

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Doesnt matter. Same mental illness.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    while the end phase of the game is dumb... the rest of the game was one of the most soulful aaa games i have played in like a decade

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I would like to read this book if you have more info please.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      What book is that? The drawings are cute.

      stonehouse's anatomy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Stonehouse's Anatomy by Seok Jung Hyun

        Thanks bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      What book is that? The drawings are cute.

      Stonehouse's Anatomy by Seok Jung Hyun

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What book is that? The drawings are cute.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    him and sgt johnson are the most based welldone black characters in vidya

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't know if this is science but it answers a lot of questions

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i remmeber when i was a kid in preschool, i took the panties off of 2 twins i went to class with

    i fingered them both and played with their pussies but they had baby powder on both of them, so they got kinda crusty down their when they got wet. like little balls of clumped up baby powder between their lips down there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this doctor who?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no its george lopez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And now you're posting on Ganker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?????

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Sonon and having to babysit the bosses moronic daughter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would babysit the Boss' moronic daughter if you get my drift.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Alright you tried to proposition her for sex and she somehow alerted every Shinra unit in midgar in a kooky accident. They've sent the Sonon-Ass-Pounder-4000 to deal with you. What do you do next?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would Sonon-Ass-Pounder-4000 that kooky brat, if you get my drift.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Child erotic.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell did Barrett manage to get such a cute daughter like Marlene anyway? She must have the wife's genre.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not his daughter, speedreader

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Really? I never played the original. When was this explained?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In the og? Barret's town got Shinra'd, everyone dead but his best friend's daughter, Marlene

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's adopted. You can tell its a fantasy because not only is Barrett a black father who is actually present, even for a daughter who isn't his own blood.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Dyne_(Final_Fantasy_VII)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t feed the zoomer you dumb pos

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/moron_(pejorative)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In the Remake, when Barret comes to see Marlene asleep Elmyra explains to everyone the backstory and how she is not her real daughter. Then, the camera pans to Barret conteplating their resemblance.

          The game never said but its implied.

          ?t=148

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He was asking about Marlene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you never play the original? lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fricking normie zoomers

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    At firt glance I thought Aerith was wearing one of those 90s windbreaker jackets.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >maximum fury
    >overcharge
    >focused shot
    yep, its eco-terrorist time

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick does hebi mean? Is it short for hebrew?

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nowadays e-girl is everything from 6 to 16.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not 6 to 17y 364d
      YOU SICK FRICK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually it goes up to 30y if you go by popular twitter sentiment.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know theres more to this pic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you know what I mean.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I already found the gallery homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Post it pls because i have no idea about gallery you talk about. I just save random feet pics.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bad feet with disfigured man toes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is why the Remakes exist and that's a good thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PERFECT feet right here! Delicate, smooth, and proportionate.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hate what Remake did to Tifa's hair.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    actually that picture is the first soulful thing i found about that shit remake series

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hebe Tifa>>e-girl Tifa>>*power gap*>>ugly hag Tifa

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the problem is they didn't make a 1:1 remake, they did lots of stupid shit with the plot (time ghosts) and also made A TINY PART OF THE GAME for full price.
    >midgar
    >fricking MIDGAR only
    >one part
    play the original. frick the new games.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're soulless

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I see, she looks way younger in that cropped video.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'll have to look for the uncropped version.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny, as an old OGgay the one thing I expected the Remake to fail to deliver on seeing what they did with the Compilation was doing the characters justice, and it actually nailed it.
    Nothing they did seemed out of character, and even the character moments they added that weren't present in the OG made sense.

    Plot might have gotten different by the end and it'll probably get even worse in Part 2, but damn did it deliver on the character moments.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OGgays are the only ones who realize remake is great, anyone shitposting is a jimbo tier schizoid. The fact that an OG fan would complain about a game purely about Midgar is fricking ridiculous, it was my wet dream as a kid to explore Midgar even more, and remake literally delivered exactly that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As someone who put 3 hours into the PC version so far; The faithful parts are absolutely mind-blowingly good.
        However the blatant padding parts are honestly pretty awful. I haven't beat the game yet obviously so whether or not I love the game comes down to how the ratio between the two is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's pretty close for the vast majority and then at the ass end it goes off the rails. supposedly going to stay close to the OG but we will see.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well the new shit like Sephiroth hallucinations are pretty cringeworthy, but they don't ruin my enjoyment. It's only the obvious padding bits that are just kinda low quality and I hope they don't make up 50% of the game.

            I don't even mind having some time to wind down but the quality of those quests is suprisingly terrible. "get back my cat" "go here and kill the monster" "oh it's not here yet so come back later" etc

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >but the quality of those quests is suprisingly terrible. "get back my cat" "go here and kill the monster" "oh it's not here yet so come back later"
              it's pretty on-par with the cross-dressing side quests from the OG and also that's what you're doing here too

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There aren't a lot of sidequests in total. You get one batch of mostly bad quests to do with Tifa, and one with Aerith. Doing all the quests with either of the girls gets you a little romance scene with them and helps determine which of them gets another later on. There's a third batch of sidequests towards the end, but those are generally better.

              I didn't mind the sidequests, but there is some real padding in the Reactor 5 bombing mission. That's the low point of the game IMO, that and the dumb parts of the final chapters.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >supposedly going to stay close to the OG but we will see.
            That's what they said but according to the leaks Rebirth is going to go up to the Ancient City part and then go so completely batshit that the third game will probably not have any original FF7 in it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              if Evercrisis ends up being the ground-up remake with better graphics that i originally wanted Remake to be, then i wouldn't even really be upset if they go full fanfic with the FF7R trilogy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >the leaks

              The "leaks" are one guy making shit up on Ganker who happened to guess the Rebirth name(which was the second most common guess after Reunion), moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >da leaks!!
              Jesus

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the leaks

                The "leaks" are one guy making shit up on Ganker who happened to guess the Rebirth name(which was the second most common guess after Reunion), moron.

                So what's the cope going to be when they turn out true?
                >well I wanted it to be different anyway because remakes aren't supposed to be anything like the originals, based nomura!!!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thats your defense?
                >b-but think on the possibility

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What defense? Did you even play the first part to think any of the leaks are outside the realm of possibility when they already saved zack and pretty much everyone else on top of the last hour or so of the game?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon
                You leak isnt gonna happen
                You are not gonna win the discussion by saying it can be happen
                Stop embarrasing yourself
                Not that you care, once rebirth releases you wont have to come out and say "sorry i was wrong" in an anonymous board

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it was my wet dream as a kid to explore Midgar even more
        I'm sorry they didn't let you do that
        hope you enjoyed the long boring hallways though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They fricked up one thing and that was Clouds reaction to crossdressing. He was far more meek in the original. This one, they went "okay so what"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He wasnt like that though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Like what

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cloud in the in response to crossdressing was just a "WHAT!?", same as remake. And during the dance section we could see him actually saying frick this and trying to leave

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              In the OG, he was more shy and awkward about it

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa was really cute, how come she chinkified later?

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Japanese Barret is incredibly likeable and sincere it's crazy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese Barret
      That's the most soulless shit ever, what's the point of barret if he isn't a Blackalicious thug sounding dude?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That's the most soulless shit ever

        The most soulless shit ever is playing a game with a crappy dub over the original performance, especially when said original performance is top notch cause it uses the same experienced, talented VAs who've been voicing these characters for the past 17 years and know them like the back of their hand. Aerith's VA is literally crushing it every scene she's in, even when she's dealt stupid lines about time ghost shit, she's just that fricking good.
        Unlike the soulless English cast, they were hand picked by the guy who created these characters to begin with as to make sure they would be perfect matches. A far cry from the dub which doesn't even care about keeping consistency between each game cause the VAs are just dispensable hired guns.

        But since you're a dumb burger who can't accept the idea of there being other languages out there and needs everything laid out in simple words ('ENGLISH PLEASE!") so you can understand, I'll give you a TLDR :
        Enjoy your shitty new Zack and Brianna Blacked. I'll stick with the voices these characters were intended to have instead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Meds. now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ABSOLUTELY based. DubBlack folk in absolute SHAMBLES.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the little girl wearing high-heels?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Town bike.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the trend of today's hookers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sarada's sandals need correction

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cute dress for creepy chink face

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    OGgays are the only ones who realize remake is great, anyone shitposting is a jimbo tier schizoid. The fact that an OG fan would complain about a game purely about Midgar is fricking ridiculous, it was my wet dream as a kid to explore Midgar even more, and remake literally delivered exactly that.

    Biggest gripe with Part 1 is the way they lied about 'expanding Midgar'. Yes they did pad the Midgar events, but they certainly didn't expand Midgar itself, cause we see nothing more than in the OG.
    Pic related had potential but it's barely 5mins before a linear section and you never actually get to explore the Upper Plate.

    They had one game worth of time and content to expand on Midgar and they barely gave us anything new.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cause we see nothing more than in the OG
      except for the new parts. like your pic.
      i'm not really disagreeing with you, just shitting on your awful word choice.

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >e-girl isn't even supposed to be posted outside of /b/
    >post e-girl anyways so you can spam your shitty unfunny Black person meme
    No fricking wonder.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >women are built like houses made of sticks
    why? I will never understand the evolutionary need to make women as fragile and weak as possible.

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be a black guy
    >Can't cosplay Aerith
    why must I suffer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all trannies shall die

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but I'm not trans. Just black.
        Is that the same thing???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't you be able to cosplay her? Just put on the same clothes and have a wig or stylize your hair like her.

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They gave him way too much ebonics and scenes where he is just a complete moron instead of a functional, but angry, man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >oh no they made Barrett black
      ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know, isn't it great? Thank Jenova they did Barret right instead of going all politically correct and making him boring.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >attack a mako reactor in the middle of the night
    >city already doesn't get much sunlight
    >wears sunglasses

    this annoyed the frick outta me, like how could he see anything in there?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has an eye condition form his injuries working as a miner, butthole. Way to be insensitive about it.

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They should have made him Black person...
    No, they should have made him the niggest possible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He already is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Original is Black person than Remake.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    WHAT THE FRICK IM ACTUALLY A FEMALE?????????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      congratulation on your successful transition anon

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The breasts are where the soul is stored.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Uh, this book is transphobic. Please delete this pic.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >deleted
    spineless

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No more e-girls?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s over

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This thread
    I m incredibly disappointed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing Jimbo is having a vacation because these threads dont have his copypastas and meltdowns anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hope not, I like his posts and they don't bother me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They deleted all the funposts

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hebefa

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