FFXIV Vanilla Fingers

Are there those here who love vanilla fingers FFXIV? With the graphics update, we will get split fingers. Awful.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i never got why you can't be barefeet
      (i'm not a footgay, it's just a weird decision to me)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They'd have to record more footstep sounds so building a pair of welfare shoes into each model is the path of least resistance

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          considering gaius van baelsar had like 150+ footstep sounds for walking or running on different surfaces in 1.0 i don't think that was the logic

          i think the actual reason is they didn't feel like implementing a system where your character's height changes based on footwear with heels, and considering most armor has some sort of raised heel or thicker sole it was easier to create the illusion of consistent character height by giving the "bare" model generic sandals

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So why do guys have them

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              level 1-50 footwears all have the features i described regardless of gender

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It makes it weird for FViera since they have high heels in their starting outfit but they don't actually gain or lose height when switching footwear.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sandals are built in because it keeps your feet in the same shape as if you were wearing shoes, otherwise your character height would fluctuate or look odd. The shoes shown here

        https://i.imgur.com/dJP95YD.jpeg

        Are there those here who love vanilla fingers FFXIV? With the graphics update, we will get split fingers. Awful.

        visibly shorten your calfs to make the heels work, meanwhile the 2B boots frick your entire lower leg up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ah frick that's annoying
          no chances of them adding actual bare feet, ever?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm no programmer so I have no idea how hard the limitation is to work around but yeah probably never.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because the engine is so old if characters stood flat footed on the ground it'd probably break animations.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope this applies to the older sandal models too. I really like the Manor sandals for some glams but the feet themselves do look attrocious.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forum poster seething fills me with life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have to stand still and cast like a turret
      isnt that the whole point of BLM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody explain non-standard to me. Was this the meme rotation that had you spamming umbral soul during uptime?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was just optimizing mana ticks so you basically never went into umbral or some shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pre-Dawntrail nonstandard is founded on the principle that by Transposing to Umbral Ice,
        players can skip weak spells like Blizzard III and use unaspected spells like Paradox,
        Xenoglossy, and Thunder III to wait for MP to regenerate.
        Once MP is obtained in this way, players often Transpose back to Astral Fire in order to
        strengthen their transition Fire spell (often Fire III) as well. By doing this, players can gain MP for
        strong fire spells at a discount and eliminate weak spells from a sequence.

        It was essentially bypassing Fire III and Blizzard III by using transpose to swap elements, and then using a carried over f3 proc in af1 to get back to f3 without the penalty of using f3 in umbral ice. It's not as galaxy brain or autistic as people make it seem

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you're losing out on umbral hearts, but it's got some kind of benefit, I assume?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it lets you do shorter Fire phases to align with mechanics, buffs etc.
            e.g. for a movement heavy mechanic, you can use xeno-> transpose->ui paradox->xeno/t3p-> transpose -> f3p -> triple -> f4 f4 f4 -> swift -> despair. Those are all instant gcds that let you advance your rotation while moving AND gaining more potency (albeit less than like 5%) over doing the standard rotation

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new gap closer doesnt work on allies

    one job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know why people keep complaining about this, it's so you can't teleport to someone with a tank buster at the last second

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rescue exists so this isn't a valid point.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          even if the healer is griefing they would still end up killing themselves if they used it at the last second to maximize kills, generally a healer won't do this

          meanwhile the tank would survive 100% of the time, including while being rescued

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, healers grief by pulling people into aoes and killing them, the same way tanks do it by hugging them with tank busters. What the frick is up with this moronic conclusion you're drawing where you think the point is about rescuing the tank with the tankbuster instead of just rescuing someone into danger to kill them? Are you genuinely moronic?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that'd be fricking hilarious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Think fast BLM!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        would you call that
        A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It does seem like that would have been a better trade off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so DoRKs don't teleport an auto attack cleave onto a party member.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really lame, but I would imagine WAR/PLD players would be upset.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They deserve to be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DRKs should only rush toward enemies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why was Plunge even removed to begin with

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because people were b***hing about drk's opener being too hard to execute because of all the weaving. so they removed the damage from plunge.

        now that plunge doesn't do damage, its animation doesn't really make sense, so now you have dash of darkness

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People were complaining that there were too many weaves during 2 minutes, mainly in high-end content where busters are coming out during 2 minutes and you have to weave in TBN/big cooldown/oblation in addition to all your other shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Square felt DRK and GNB were too oGCD heavy compared to WAR and PLD.
        Additionally, gap closers that do damage will just become soulless oGCDfodder, so I can understand that approach.
        Personally, I don't think I like them losing the Plunge animation for it, though, even if I agree with their reason for removing damage. Same goes for Spineshatter Dive becoming a dash.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Spineshatter Dive
          What? Are they fricking dragoon as well?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking? I don't agree. But they got rid of Spineshatter Dive and added a 2 charge 60-sec cooldown dash that does no damage in its place.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Make the gap closer into a gcd, problem solved

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed that last thread this song got a lot of hate

    but last night people really liked it.
    https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/678835020/#q678844280
    Is there a cultural difference because of time zones? Is it a european preference thing? Does it bring Americans bad memories of worse times? What is the reason...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like gay Black person music so ofc the gays in europe like it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There absolutely is a cultural difference between time zones. Morning UK/EU is when the threads are most comfy with the best posters.
      NA evening hours are when the true schizos show up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le wacky music
      Meanwhile in Sharlayan you get kino playing all the time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the music but I need the story to give some context behind it than just music for a city.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it a lot, but I can agree that it doesn't really fit with the idea of what Tuliyollal was like in my head.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sounds like a Donkey Kong stage theme.
        >Jungle nation.
        ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a vacuum it's good but given the setting I think bossa nova would have been a better choice, given there's already mountain guitar for one of the other zones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you hate metropolitan jazz then you're possibly not even a human.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm american and i like it but i can also acknowledge that it doesn't make any fricking sense for the locale unless there's some hidden meaning, like jazz generally being associated with the ancients

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ends with close in the distance motif
      Wait a second

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE RETCONS BRO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It opens like a Cuphead level and ends in a pokemon city. Pretty good but I'd imagine it'll get old quickly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I can't wait to see how stuff looks on my PS5

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New dye system is gonna help a lot with making more shit match instead of your coat having silver details, gloves having bronze details and boots having gold details.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait for it
      and glasses with helmet (horns)

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragoon won.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dragoon won so hard it's fricking insane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dragoon won so hard it's fricking insane

      won what ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        won this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you can dye the tail at the back of the helm
      neat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Elezen won
      >Dragoon won
      We are so back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mechadragoon.
      I love it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Drachen
      >But even sleeker
      I kneel.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dyeing the paladin AF gear kind of seems like it takes away the cool metallic shader of the gear. I hope they fix that because that'd... be pretty shit.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Summer game fest starts in like 12 minutes https://www.youtube.com/live/pZzia5NrMuU?si=Pq2DukE7Ac4O6SI7

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing an Abadon in the first dungeon has got me excited for what other IX monsters they bring into XIV.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >each dungeon boss is one of the fights from Terran Pandemonium

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll start caring about Ultimates when ULT Raiders start caring about the Story. Until then I don't give a shit.
        Pic related is what interests me most after the Expansion story.

        Put one of these in there and watch how many people frick up and get comet'd.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >actually having to use specific items on monsters
          Imagine the fricking meltdowns
          I know they'd probably just make a tile mechanic though

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Lalafells could be here" he thought

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only 1 ultimate
    >already confirmed to not be as good as tea

    he will never be topped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll start caring about Ultimates when ULT Raiders start caring about the Story. Until then I don't give a shit.
      Pic related is what interests me most after the Expansion story.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1 ultimate
      >shit music
      >shit jobs
      >shit dungeons
      >shit graphics update done by jeets
      >no hype
      >troony furry main character
      >everyone is dooming and quitting, even JP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        question: are you gays even trying anymore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        question: are you gays even trying anymore

        /xivg/ is getting very lazy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only 1 ultimate
      God I hope.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Threads are getting pretty crazy leading up to release
    I made a meme to celebrate this fervent occasion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>>/vg/
      I'll be your one singular reply. Don't feel too bad. You have to go back, though.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JEET ENIX (C) 2024

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >makes WoWies mald

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell the bunny fricks.
      You can tell the guy fricks.
      You can tell the cat gets fricked.
      You can tell the bubblebutt gets fricked.
      You can tell the Alf-lookalike FRICKS
      You can tell the Lala fricks
      You can tell the Au'ra fricks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't we all, just get along

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        boombox fashion accessory that allows you to use collected orchestrion rolls to blast music in a radius with a proximity-based falloff or SQUARE ARE HACKS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and then you get 50 people trying to be ebin trolls in the same place

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's just part of living in a game world I think
            can /linkpearl still be used to troll?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes. the snap emote is still decently loud too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >actually we shouldnt add anything because people might use it wrong

            i fricking hate people here

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              let me translate your statement
              >i want thing that would be cool
              >but only if i get to use it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I think what he means that if you're going to let stuff be dictated by the lowest common denominator who will use it to annoy people, then you may as well not make anything fun anymore because it can always be abused.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so why are things that directly alter other people's experiences without their input 'fun'?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >things that directly alter other people's experiences without their input
                You're playing a multiplayer game you stupid homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're not fun because they can be used to grief. They're just fun, atmospheric features that *could* be used to grief. I don't think there's any sense in killing everything slightly out of the ordinary because it might be used to grief by bad actors.

                neither of you answered the question so i'm just going to presume you're attempting to troll

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just quit playing multiplayer games if you can't handle people doing things near you without your permission you pompous b***h.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                keyword "attempting" bc a funny troll will follow along the conversation in a really stupid way instead of seething about his original premise or repeating himself over and over

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How do you mean? I said a functional boombox would be fun to have.
                Even if it can be used to grief, I don't think the worst case scenario is a reason *not* to add something.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because being forced to acknowledge that you are not alone in the world leads to emergent gameplay. If nothing affects you, there is no reason to ever deviate from what you're doing. It's why I stop and talk to people when I see a bunch of players blasting Trivium in Gridania.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i'm gonna pay for the deluxe boombox and blast Papaya

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are most welcome to.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't quote me lalagay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're not fun because they can be used to grief. They're just fun, atmospheric features that *could* be used to grief. I don't think there's any sense in killing everything slightly out of the ordinary because it might be used to grief by bad actors.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's a fricking gap closer it doesn't need to take you to another player and it never should have done damage frick off and play monk or scholar

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what is BRD spam
            Do you even play the fricking game you idiot? You can already do that. It is not a problem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is he listening to?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://files.catbox.moe/dmntd9.mp3

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So this is the power of the XIV community... Making meme renditions long after they have died...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why not, "wojak having sex with a fat chick" is the latest epic maymay getting forced here lately

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that one sure seems bitter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeah no guarantee that one started from the guy throwing it together being textbook desperate virgin and regretting the experience

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Would've been funnier than the webm you posted.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            su-wag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Puts vendors in Tuliyolal, ensuring it's a ghost town.
      Wouldn't put it past them. They did it Ishgard, they did it with Kugane and they did it with the Crystarium.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, the vendors are going to be there. They're always in the second town. The gay part is that Solution Nine won't have an inn room or a market board.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand why they can't just put the vendors in both towns so you can pick which one you want to hang out in (the one that is not a fricking guerilla hole in the fricking ground)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they love this shit of making sure vendors are in the endgame location but still requiring players to port back to the central expac city if they want to inn or hunt. HW and ShB cheated this by having their central city hubs be the primary focus of their game zones, but StB and EW didn't.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't understand why they can't just put the vendors in both towns so you can pick which one you want to hang out in
            Their usual excuse is that they intentionally do that to force people not to congregate in the same town to reduce server load.
            Which really sounds hollow considering that Limsa exists.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tomestone vendors aren’t in limsa

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, for fricks sake stop being fricking moronic for a god damn second and just understand that the point being made is about the sheer number of people being in Limsa at any time negates the nonsense argument that there would be such a thing as 'too many people in one place', furthered by the fact that these same homosexuals would flock to limsa no matter what so they wouldn't all congregate in the same place anyway.

                God damn dude just fricking think before you say stupid shit, holy frick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re not very intelligent

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's what you fricking came up with? Pathetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't we all, just get along

      You know why this picture is unrealistic?
      The male Hrothgar is wearing clothes.
      Every fricking Male Hroth I've ever seen in this game is wearing a G-string.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen a few Hroths trying to emulate Saejima by dyeing the coat green.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do that on my Roe.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah them as well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new cities look like this
      >old cities still have npcs wearing scraps for clothes
      upgrades when

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like I've seen this before in another FF game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks more like Astral Chain than FF.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe a bit farfetched.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it's kind of FF13-esque? That's the only one I can think of that had really hyper advanced tech with Cocoon, maybe a dash of Esthar from 8.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Closest thing I think of is past Zanarkand or Esthar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks like some ff13 shit to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would it kill them to make a single fantasy setting without LOL SCIFI TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This would be super cool to me if it were phantasy star or something and not the whiplash that is starting ARR and then eventually sliding into this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it really "whiplash" if it's taken over a decade to get to this point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it is when all the sci fi stuff is relegated to fragments of a long-dead era and the shambling corpses dug up by the moustache twirling wizard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You see hyper-advanced tech if you did the raids though, get over yourself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i paid literally no attention to anything in the game: the post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >some homosexual zooms by in a mini tank
        >some other homosexual flies around on his skateboard all dressed up in futuristic clothing, blasting the latest Kanye West hit
        >turn around
        >some low level homosexual is fighting bugs with a sword and shield

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah and this shit sucks and frick the other two apologists who think it's fine
          the dissonance removes all ability to give a shit about the setting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >do the bahamut raids at level 50 later
          >a false god of a dragon is trapped in a dyson sphere filled with clones and robots
          OH MY GAWD THIS SO ANACHRONISTIC

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah and this shit sucks and frick the other two apologists who think it's fine
          the dissonance removes all ability to give a shit about the setting

          >muh dissonance
          You're so tiresome

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >whiplash starting ARR
        >and eventually sliding into this
        >5 expansions later
        >after getting plenty of sci-fi shit in the meantime

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thats a nice new dot you got there healers would be a shame if something where to happen to it
    >*lowers pot from 40 to 35*
    >there we go much better enjoy your new dungeon button healers, for a whole 3 more years!
    >I’m such a good game developer

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dawntrail looks like THAT?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good bunny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bozja dead everywhere
    bros....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait till DT, it will be packed. Good luck queuing for the raids though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you surprised? the game is dead. everyone is quitting over the changes

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    other thread died.

    prepare for the standard 'sadu is a troony' bait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh, we're there now?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post brutal moggings

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >8 year old screencaps
    >Samsara = troonyism
    >troony VA = troony character
    >Square Enix pride character on twitter
    >troony title screen
    Does that cover it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't you a homosexual?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bi, actually.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that's about it.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How tight is miqote pussy and how many inches of human wiener are they built to take

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    big modded booty

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    qrd?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The XIV-shill is an ilberd spamming homosexual

      >8 year old screencaps
      >Samsara = troonyism
      >troony VA = troony character
      >Square Enix pride character on twitter
      >troony title screen
      Does that cover it?

      Bi, actually.

      probably the gibberish poster that calls posting official art "off-topic"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm flattered that you think I'm your mortal enemy anon, truly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick yeah Diablo Ilberd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What an aids infested monkey pox dick sucking shit on dick gaped anus homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you let men frick you in the ass, smear their dick with your shit only for you to clean it up with your mouth?

          I really mindbroke you by pre-empting your posts didn't I?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh look, the jeet doomposter has a new personal nemesis
        because the 1.0gay wasn't enough for him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >EVERYONE
        >ONE
        >PERSON

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    lmao i missed it

    Aren't you a homosexual?

    Bi, actually.

    so he takes wiener up his pooper and spends his entire time defending a dead game? yea, he has aids for sure

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    lmao i missed it
    [...]
    [...]
    so he takes wiener up his pooper and spends his entire time defending a dead game? yea, he has aids for sure

    You're trying too hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you let men frick you in the ass, smear their dick with your shit only for you to clean it up with your mouth?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone one person let's go

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It really is the same pathetic homosexual XIV-Shill
    >He was a literal aids patient the whole time

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dios mio... el jeeto impossibilo...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly face before
      >still ugly after
      every time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fixed that for you anon
      you're welcome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Middies: Winning
      >Scalie degenerates: Losing
      DT becomes more and more based by the day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not even accurate anyway
        see:

        fixed that for you anon
        you're welcome

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They both look hideous in both images. Don't see your point, anon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but the other image is accurately hideous
            the one in the other pic is deliberately misleading

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SUPER OFFICIAL UPDATED BENCHMARK RACES TIER LIST:

      >Elder God Tier:
      Elezen

      >S Tier:
      Middies

      >A Tier:
      Lala
      Roe

      >B Tier:
      Male Highlanders

      ------------------------------------
      GAP
      ------------------------------------

      >Frick My Shit Up Senpai Tier:
      Femra

      >Thousand wiener Stare Tier:
      Miqote

      >The Males Mog You Tier:
      Viera

      >35yo and Ready to Settle Down Tier:
      Thighlanders

      >Homosexual Tier:
      Male Viera

      >Deader than Dead Tier:
      Hrothgar
      Malera

      Total cat genocide, lizzers and rabbits get the rope, snowflakes on suicide watch. We're heading to based teritories never known to man. Thank you Yoshi-P-sama.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I still think Thighlanders look great.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope we get this hairstyle in game for 7.0 it looks great on my guy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice neck homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If it's in the benchmark as a default hairstyle, they're probably adding it as a default hairstyle to pick when 7.0 launches.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Great, as I think it really suits the New World explorer aesthetic paired with Viper AF gear set.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I need to figure out a maiming-compatible glam that looks like the VPR artifact set, because that shit looks great.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elezen getting uppity. Show you're neck b***h

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Thousand wiener Stare Tier:
        >Miqote
        Glad to see nothing changed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to settle down with a 35 year old!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          make her a mother

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My lizards look preem

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Off to find his Panam to bleach.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how does your face 3 au ra not have huge bags under her eyes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your aura is just ugly

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say it. The G word.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gesundheit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      G
      G
      G
      Grim

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FLOWING
    WINDING
    TO-
    -WAAAAARD ETERNAL SEA
    AND YET OOUUUUR HOPE
    RE-MAAA-AAAAAINSSS

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen doomies as riled up as they have been over the past few days, really weird. There have been much bigger and more memeable shit in the past but for some reason they all decided to go frickin bananas over the somewhat routine Media Tour shit this time around.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Free material

      Say it. The G word.

      If most players are dooming, why not do it yourself? It's fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their powerlessness is becoming more palpable as the expansion draws near.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WANNA SNIFF EVERY BIT OF CRUST AND LICK THE TOEJAM OF HOMELESS BUMS WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ITS A NATIRAL HEELHTY FETISH

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should they have just ended it with Endwalker?
    Would have been a nice ending.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should have ended with 5.3.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lv.99 trial is a mechanical eagle with 4 chainguns strapped to the wings

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Femra owe me sex

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People who try to greentext offsite should genuinely kill themselves, lmao.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not so young that you think greentexting is from Ganker, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we're not on /b/ in 2005 where some people might actually remember BBS days

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you an epic oldgay anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just shows how much of a normie site this is now

      You're not so young that you think greentexting is from Ganker, right?

      It is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It is
        Wrong.

        Are you an epic oldgay anon?

        A little bit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you surprised? His OP is typical doomer talk
      https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/499522-Are-the-70-of-the-playerbase-that-quit-even-coming-back-for-DAWNTRAIL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey it's that gay again. I forgot his name. The bara trancer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He forgot his shazam image.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey it's that gay again. I forgot his name. The bara trancer.

      Titanmen, that's his fricking name.
      Yeah he's a gay. Has a zillion accounts and always levels one healer and DoH and uses his accounts to post about XIV's twitch views and how the game is dead because of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >titanmen aka hunkygladiator is still around and being an enormous homosexual
      some things never change

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was already a massive ban evader and sockpuppeter
        i remember hearing with one of those notorious forum trolls though one of the forum mods got really pissy that he actually had to do something about one of them after enough reports

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I heard something about a pretty big forum troll purge.
          But I'm not surprised to see that he and his (literally hiv positive) aching anus have scurried back to the forums using alt accounts.
          I wonder how much time and money he has spent solely to shitpost on the forums.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name and shame players that left such a bad impression on you that you had to look them up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >name and shame

      what the frick is this reddit homosexualry? go be a woman somewhere else

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What area are Hyurs supposed to be from?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eorzea, they and Elezen fight over who was actually there first though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hyurs pop up everywhere and don't have an ethno-state or area where they're most prevalent, closest is hingashi and doma

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gridania is supposed to be the Midlander nation, Ala Mhigo is the Highlander nation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Gridania was rightful Elezen clay.
        I realize they have Ishgard too but I thought they were kind of like one thing in a way since Coerthas is connecting them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I thought Gridania was rightful Elezen clay.
          The Twin Adders represent the unity of Midlanders and Elezens surviving in Gelmorra and then founding Gridania together.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the frick is Gelmorra

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the underground city beneath gridania, very literally the elezen and hyuran cuck shed where the elementals wouldn't punish them for trying to settle in that region

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like the palace of the dead thing?
                I thought that was just where the nog Elezens lived

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Duskwights are an adaptation to Gelmorra who remained loyal to it while everyone else left to found Gridania once they got permission. But their population was so low that they couldn't maintain the tunnels and now they're eternally seething at everyone who left.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Duskies get uppity about the Hyur crawling out of their hole to make a treaty with the Elementals to get everyone out to the surface
                >Muh fuggin cave mushroom n shiet Elementals never gave me nuthin
                >resort to poaching because you can barely sustain yourselves off of cave fungi
                >Gridania rightfully blows you the frick out because you'll get everyone fricking killed
                >still seethe about it
                Duskies deserve it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The green b***h from marvel

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The underground city where they lived while the Elementals were trying to kill everyone who entered the forest. Tam-Tara, Thousand Maws, and Palace of the Dead are all in old segments of Gelmorra.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why was everyone racist to me when I started in Gridania then when I'm a midlander Hyur (white)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because you're an outsider and outsiders are dangerous because they have no respect for the forest. The Elementals see all of humanity as a single blob so if one person makes them angry enough they'll nuke all of Gridania.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's pretty based. I still don't understand what the twelve are and why even non-Gridania people swear to them but maybe I'll find out at some point.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are parseBlack folk the source of every fricking problem every MMO has? "Noooooooo it's hard to weave 2 ogcds that should be for movement that do 140 potency during my burst window and it makes the number on the website lower!!!!!!!!!". All parsehomosexuals should hang

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      come on now, at least ESO is relatively free of them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody good cares about shit like that. If you think that's parsehomosexual pandering, you have never interacted with anyone actually high-end. Its directed towards midcore, as that is the group who is good enough to know what a 2 minute burst window is, but too dogshit at the game to swap their rotation around to cover for it.
      Anyone good just executes. Anyone bad doesn't ever interact with content that requires that sort of execution. And the midwits seethe and cope and scream autistically on socials about how hard it is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you would have a point if 99% of job complaints didn't boil down to
        >buh buh but muh parse!
        >if I use my gap closers outside of burst windows I do 0.02% less damage!
        miniscule damage losses have zero impact on your ability to actually clear, a good group can clear most fights 2-3 whole minutes before enrage and it's common practice to have one person sac just so the fight ends right after a burst window

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I don't think that's parsehomosexuals whatsoever. No parsehomosexual is screeching "if I use gap outside of burst its a DPS loss!!!" because its so fricking minimal to your overall parse that you unironically lose more damage from auto-attack downtime than you do from gap closers outside of burst over the course of a fight.
          Changes like that pander to lower-end players, who cannot execute. They are not lowering DRK/GNB apm to pander to high-end players, who only play the jobs BECAUSE of the apm. It's because the players who average sub blue in 90% of content with BiS are complaining that it's too complex for them to execute.
          I can assure you nobody who is clearing fricking DSR or TOP is complaining about weaving mit during a burst window, you have like 10 seconds for the post P5 Delta buster and you can prepop Rampart AND your 120 before the buster even starts. At most, you have to delay a shadowbringer by a grand total of a singular GCD to successfully execute your burst window mit in the single 'hardest' fight in the entire game. This will not affect your overall parse whatsoever, because you're pretty much always using double shadowbringer under two minutes anyways, so the clipping doesn't effect it overall.
          Parsing is a fricking meme and parsehomosexuals in general are obnoxious because they'll 'mess up' due to bad crit RNG or wall in ultis if its 'too fast :('. But these changes are not for those people, because they just fricking execute. These are changes made for people who engage with that content, but are too inept to execute.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait a minute, those aren't fingers

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what could have been

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek what is this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Judge gays wet dream.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          y cant zenos smell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Brightest Dawn
      KINO
      I
      N
      O

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta play WoW for that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >JDGgays still seething

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Judge gays wet dream.

        That has nothing to do with Judge cope, it's from ShB launch as a joke about DRK turning into PLD.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Judge gays wet dream.

      Why would Judges be holy focused?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >justice and punishment
        >not bein associated with Holiness
        Come on now anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever even played an Ivalice game?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah yes, the famous light based attack Black Hole

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Please eject yourself off the nearest cliff secondary, Judges are just executors of the laws of the land.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have no idea what Judges are.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OqFVVUv1BE

          ah yes, the famous light based attack Black Hole

          HATRED IS WOT DRIVES ME

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FFXIV 1.0 Classic when?

            KNOW THIS PAIN

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >FFXIV 1.0 Classic when?
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpGRfmRaIx8

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I want Y'shtola to molest me so bad it's unreal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why limit yourself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Ameliance and Venat are mine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry but Y'shtola exclusively molests hung brats, by actively saying you want to be molested instead of just provoking her into it you lost her interest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        s-source

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          club3
          it always is with like 90% of yshtolagay arts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          club3 yeah
          But hey I'll post some variety since club3 does actually get pretty overused.

          • 2 weeks ago
            saucy

            BLUE BOARD ANON

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That is perfectly sfw officer, Y'shtola is just a terribly messy eater. Look, here she is receiving the Heimlich maneuver from WoL shortly after (from the front).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I AM a hung brat but she's been given a no molestation order by YoshiP. One day they will unleash her

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which starting city is the oldest?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Limsa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Limsa > Uldah > Gridania.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is the best body mod?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tre, best proportions
      Black folk will say yab

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Same posts
    >Same arguments
    Is this a discord?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      worse, it's a general

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it's just ritual posting schizoids, so only 30% of a general.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what about the avatargays, thread enemies, and resident autists though
          I'd say it's closer to 80% of a general, all we're missing is ERP and parasocial clinginess

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We already have the ERP and coom spam. XIV's fanbase is inherently coomers.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yoshi sought out a consultant company like Sweet Baby Inc to give feedback on the diversity depicted in Dawntrail
    >SE already confirmed to be working with SBI

    It's over

    https://www.gamespot.com/articles/dawntrail-takes-new-jobs-and-stories-where-final-fantasy-xiv-has-never-been/1100-6523979/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We've been over this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's your butthole after Ricardo is done gaping you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "SBI" is an acronym for morons that want to feel like they're fighting an alphabet agency, not a Canadian consulting firm!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Canadian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe SBI is working with the CIA to gay up my Japanese MMO.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean them hiring a shit troony voice actor wasn't a conscious decision and not forced by some third party?
      I'm shocked, really.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Misrepresent Mayan's, Aztecs or Inka's (long dead people.)
      >Some white person will yell and scream at them until they fix it.
      Might as well get it right from the beginning to avoid these homosexuals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never bend the knee.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is that
    /point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's officially over
    I'll cope the same way I coped with WoW by saying it ended when Arthas died.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I coped with WoW
      Go back.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lalafells

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about them?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i hate them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          grim

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i hate you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET /PET GIVE COMMENDATION GIVE COMMENDATION GIVE COMMENDATION

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these two posts were deleted at the same time. meaning they are from the same guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry, I'll gladly carry his torch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shook. Such a surprise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it weren't obvious from the thread only losing its fricking mind after his "announcement" post
      massive L on the mod's part to then autosage the thread lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't even notice the autosage lmao, Janny has been completely and utterly assblasted for the past week about XIV way more so than usual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's grim for the janny and the doomposters
          total xiv-hater mindbreak

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shitposters are undefeatable.
        Report the post to get janny's attention? Thread gets autosaged.
        We are free to roam like wild beasts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bonus points that the shitposter's IP/post history was not wiped, so he was not banned or referred for one
          he gets a slap on the wrist and also assistance in killing the thread for being a recurring problem

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you making shit up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bottom one was me, not the top, I got warned.
      So you're wrong idiot.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not using modded feet
    Grim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have porn brain rot, there's a song all about just (You)!

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poopy-di scoop
    Scoop-diddy-whoop
    Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
    Poop-di-scoopty
    Scoopty-whoop
    Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
    Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
    Poop, poop
    Scoop-diddy-whoop
    Whoop-diddy-scoop
    Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soken! Never! Misses!
      RIP SOKEN!!!!!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bottom one was me, not the top, I got warned.
      So you're wrong idiot.

      >posted in less of a minute of each other
      Yeah see, two different people.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm downloading this game rn, I'm making a female lalafell and only playing tank jobs btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post booty

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's not even the same character anymore...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gratz, they fixed her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its all so tiresome

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying to get the 50 moogle tomestones from finishing floor 100 of PotD before the event ends
    All is excruciating pain. I breathe fire and torment.
    Honestly, how the frick do I get a party for this? I've tried queuing for 41-50 for like 5 hours now on different DCs, and that's not even at the half-way point yet. Should I just cut my losses at this point?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just solo it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I got lucky, but I found a 50-100 party last weekend and we breezed through it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I farmed the moogle tomes by running Prae and having Youtube on. I got over 1000 moogle tomes doing that and bought the Domakin and Ufiti mount, put them both into my retainer inventory for later in the year when those things are rare again.
      Domakin still sells for 200k gil on my server right now while its not rare and 500k before the event

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know you can start at 51 right?

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be a parsehomosexual but I can't even unlock the content.

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