Try ordering a men's dress shoe any size below like 9, shit sometimes 7 fits best and that's never in stock. But generally between 7 and 8 is hell to shop for
>takes slice of freshly baked pizza slice >melted cheese slides down because it's melted >OI BLOODY FRICKING HELL HOW IS THIS PIZZA SO TERRIBLY COOKED
Is he a moron?
>cutscene >boss monologue >looks at the camera >recites your name, address, phone number, and the name of each public school you attended >back to monologue like nothing happened
>have to use secret code to open chest for a rare item >code could be found at the midpoint of the next level using a secret entrance >get code >it's actually my social security number
Name four and a half games that do this
>and shoe size
wtf, i thought it was dick size
I thought there was a correlation between both
>size 9
>Be 5' 9" tall
>size 10 shoes
Do I have the big donger?
>5'7"
>size 11 shoes
Nobody thinks I have a big dick.
Because I dont.
>tfw footlet
I hate having to get my shoes custom ordered, isn't being a manlet embarrassing enough
How footlet is footlet?
7.5 or 8 depending on type of shoe
How is that small enough to warrant special order shoes?
Try ordering a men's dress shoe any size below like 9, shit sometimes 7 fits best and that's never in stock. But generally between 7 and 8 is hell to shop for
how small are your feet lol
why dont you just buy children's shoes
That's a solid 'za. What was his fricking problem?
Besides the gallon of oil, i agree.
The dough was raw and it was too big. Remember that these are businesses that are failing and need better profit margins.
>takes slice of freshly baked pizza slice
>melted cheese slides down because it's melted
>OI BLOODY FRICKING HELL HOW IS THIS PIZZA SO TERRIBLY COOKED
Is he a moron?
Yes
if the fillings slide off the pizza you either put too much filling or didnt cook it enough
>cutscene
>boss monologue
>looks at the camera
>recites your name, address, phone number, and the name of each public school you attended
>back to monologue like nothing happened
>6ft
>size 9
>reads out your height and penis size
>Salt boss
>"HAVE A DASH OF PAIN!"
Salt: in.
Arteries: hard.
Perfect. Absolutely beautiful.
Burgah
>"White people don't put enough salt on food"
>*whyte pipol don put enough salt on dey food
>lose a bunch of weight
>mostly body fat
>foot size goes down by 3
>unless you have massive shoes, the boss wipes your party and ends your speedrun
uhh Gankerros? I thought speedrunners were trannies? what is this gigachad doing?
>final battle arena is the room you're currently playing in
>shoe size
Video game knows me better than my mom who couldn't get this right for Christmas even after I told her!
>boss reads your penis inspection day results
wtf, the nurse said it was just between me and the entire school facutly
>got arrested
>female cop takes finger prints and penis size
>hear chuckling in the background
....
>At trial
>Judge looks at the arrest documents and says "Nice wiener bro" in a sarcastic tone of voice
...
14 or 47 chads with monster wieners stand up please.
>be a cripple without legs
>game CTDs
>have to use secret code to open chest for a rare item
>code could be found at the midpoint of the next level using a secret entrance
>get code
>it's actually my social security number
>you are literally no one and have no money so nobody gives a frick