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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    smash is a scam and so is its dlc
    everyone who foamed about it are genuine sheep who are slaves to their dopamine receptors and nostalgia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can see how DLC is a scam, but Smash? It has high replay value at a standard pricetag.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its dlc practice is one of the worst i've seen, have people fight over which of their favorite nostalgia character gets in when it was all pre determined from the lisences nintendo bought.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fine but the base game is not a scam imo. It already has a huge roster and who cares about gay dlc literally who characters. Old players already have their mains on the roster.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i was only refering to the dlc when i called it a scam, these kinds of practices need to stop

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. I wish people would stop simping so hard for corporations. It's disgusting. If a game is trying to israelite me I just stop playing and stop paying.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >S-so what if they advertised a $30 DLC pass before the base game even came out just buy it do you know how much you're hurting Sakurai-san...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >have people fight over which of their favorite nostalgia character gets in

          Brought on a healthy amount of both discussion and memes alike long with more salt than you can shake a stick at.

          >when it was all pre determined from the lisences nintendo bought

          Sakurai still had the final say.

          He wasn't originally going to have Min-Min be the ARMS rep until the director of ARMS personally begged him to add her

          Sakurai also didn't think Steve would be workable at first

          Finally, Sora originally wasn't going to be added to Ultimate until Sakurai had a chance meeting with a Disney representative at the Game Awards.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He wasn't originally going to have Min-Min be the ARMS rep until the director of ARMS personally begged him to add her
            Watch the direct again, he said he was going to have Ninjaro or Min Min, asked Mr. Yabuki for advice, and Yabuki answered Min Min alarmingly quickly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >responding to bait

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it is bait, but he is right about the dlc being a scam

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pass 3 is real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >waaaaah baby want more toys waaaaaah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boomer picks > zoomer picks

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The spread of franchises seemed pretty fair and unique, but when you spread out all the alts like that you realize Xenoshit, Waifu Emblem, and Minecrap got way more representation than they deserved. Even DQ got like four more character skins than people actually wanted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Minecrap got way more representation than they deserved
      Minecraft is literally the best-selling game ever made.
      Delusional Banjotroony.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        literal programmer art character. might as well make pong a playable character.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          both are bad things how?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True art and enjoyable experiences do not appeal to every single person possible. Minecraft is the embodiment of corporate "art". You are a sheep, and will forever stay within your flock.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Steve's design was made by a fat Swede indie dev living in his mom's basement, it's the exact opposite of corporate art

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Steve was also designed to be a shitty placeholder model but Notch was a lazy fat frick (Mojang would carry on this legacy to this day) and he decided not to change Steve because it became """"""""""iconic""""""""""

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >shitty placeholder model probably cooked up in less than an hour by the lead dev
              >still in place over a decade later as the game is worth billions of dollars and owned by a megacorp
              sounds like SOUL to me

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He even fricking had proper models and concept art made for him by an artist he paid out of his own fricking wallet but scrapped them because they "didn't fit the game's style". Notch is a homosexual and Minecraft is the shittiest game to ever become popular.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, looking at that I'm glad he followed his own path.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I am too because good art shouldn't be wasted on bad games, and Minecraft? It's barely even a game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He made the right call, that's some gay ass bob the builder shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, Minecraft is a children's game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I think Banjo is probably the worst addition character wise.

        >Plant
        Based
        >Joker
        Ok
        >Hero
        Based
        >Banjo
        Frick off
        >Terry
        Supremely gigabased
        >Byleth
        Ok moveset, just hated because he's from Fire Emblem
        >Min Min
        Ok
        >Steve
        Based
        >Sephiroth
        Gigabased
        >Pyra & Mythra
        Ok
        >Kazuya
        Wanted Lloyd but still based
        >Sora
        Frick off

        >Cope
        Me and my friends liked Banjo yet we were all disappointed by how poorly implemented he was. Smash Bros ruined Banjo

        he's dead in the same way f-zero is, forever known as smash fodder, except it's even worse in banjo's case as he's a third party
        [...]
        banjo's still dead

        don't care banjo is dead and you will seethe forever

        >discordgays suddenly go back to seething about Banjo
        >hourly Elden Ring seethe threads come to a screeching halt
        Really activates the almonds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Xenoshit
      I'm amazed at how this game causes so much seething. It's like when XB3 was announced all of a sudden shitposting against Xenoblade spiked overnight.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I'm upset about is no SMT rep and horrible Kingdom Hearts representation.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ended up very good in my opinion. Only pick I really feel iffy on is Min Min, but the stage and music with her are good. My personal favorite out of these is Hero. Really wanted a Dragon Quest hero in and ended up incredibly pleased with the result.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good. After Banjo and Hero everyone who should have been in Smash was now in Smash. All that was left were guys who could be in Smash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >After Banjo and Hero
      It was actually after Ridley

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Castlevania and Dragon Quest are some of the most homegrown third-parties on the roster, Banjo was a major first-party presence until the Rare acquisition, Isabelle paired well with Villager to represent modern Animal Crossing, and Donkey Kong was big enough to deserve its villain in. Everything after THAT was extra.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can make similar arguments for every character added but only Ridley had a meme so big (lol) about not being included that it even reached outside of the smash circle

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Castlevania sells like shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's still one of the most important franchises of Nintendo's pre-64 era alongside Mega Man and FF so for the sake of history it should absolutely be in Smash.

            You can make similar arguments for every character added but only Ridley had a meme so big (lol) about not being included that it even reached outside of the smash circle

            Ridley was my absolute most wanted character, but no he is not the end of shoulds before we transitioned to coulds. Castlevania and Dragon Quest are critical to Nintendo history and Animal Crossing needed an actual animal villager given how big that franchise is. DK also deserved a third rep of any kind but K. Rool was ideal. Banjo is sort of on the border, I consider Hero the definitive end of shoulds but Banjo more or less falls in that camp.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Sora, Joker, and Banjo.

    I'm glad there's more niche picks for the pass though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you me?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pass 1 was garbo outside of Terry
    Pass 2 was pretty good

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only ones that I even bought were Steve and Sephiroth. Don't give a single frick about anyone else but god damn man I promise there are more than 2 genres of video game you could've represented

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    half good, half atrocious

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All shit except Terry

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've wanted Sora in smash since that fateful day in the early 2000s when I first played his game. I'm beyond satisfied.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly great, the kind of thing I never would have imagined when I first played Smash 64. Only one that really disappointed me is ending on Sora, not because I think he's a bad character or that he doesn't belong, I'm glad he's in but the fact they wasted the final reveal on a character they thought was the end all hype but could barely incorporate the aspects of the character and game that made KH famous.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/234547-super-smash-bros-ultimate/79809487

    1. Pyra/Mythra - 2776
    3. Joker - 2081
    4. Sora - 1857
    5. Byleth - 1616
    7. Min Min - 1349
    8. Hero - 1234
    10. Sephiroth - 1095
    11. Terry - 917
    18. Kazuya - 644
    39. Banjo & Kazooie - 461
    55. Steve - 302

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like pottery

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Plant
    Based
    >Joker
    Ok
    >Hero
    Based
    >Banjo
    Frick off
    >Terry
    Supremely gigabased
    >Byleth
    Ok moveset, just hated because he's from Fire Emblem
    >Min Min
    Ok
    >Steve
    Based
    >Sephiroth
    Gigabased
    >Pyra & Mythra
    Ok
    >Kazuya
    Wanted Lloyd but still based
    >Sora
    Frick off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hehehehehe something wrong ma'am?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Banjo is based, stevetroony
        [...]
        Based

        go back

        [...]
        I think Banjo is probably the worst addition character wise.

        based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hey seethey Stevey

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >coping banjo redditor can't accept that his series is dead
            Banjo is shovelware. Surprised it even got a second game.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              TL;DR

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >banjogays are illiterate
                As expected from people deathly allergic to actual stories that aren't "hurr witch steal little girl's beauty"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Liberal Stevetroony still seething

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                don't care banjo is dead and you will seethe forever

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stay mad seethey Stevey

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How can they be dead if I am playing as them?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he's dead in the same way f-zero is, forever known as smash fodder, except it's even worse in banjo's case as he's a third party

                Stay mad seethey Stevey

                banjo's still dead

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gonna cry, Stevegay?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stop comparing the 2nd best pick behind Banjo to discord trannies. It's unfair for Steve.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Steve is gay. Banjo is based. Sorry to say.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                but it gave us alex who is cute

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                but it gave us alex who is cute

                What the frick is this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Alex getting railed by bear wiener

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder
                >Steveoids screamed Banjo wouldn't get in Smash
                >Banjo gets into smash before Steve.
                >Stevoids screams that Banjo games will never be playable on Nintendo again
                >Banjo Kazooie is available N64 on the Switch
                >Banjo will never get a new game
                You are here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >rumors have already begun that Microsoft is interested in a Banjo revival

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >minecraft
                >story

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >expecting a story in a sandbox game
                I don't even play Minecraft but that train of thought you have is moronic, which makes sense, considering you're a Banjotroony and all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Banjo is based, stevetroony

      True art and enjoyable experiences do not appeal to every single person possible. Minecraft is the embodiment of corporate "art". You are a sheep, and will forever stay within your flock.

      Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let's fix this:
      >Plant
      Based
      >Joker
      Based
      >Hero
      Mediocre
      >Banjo
      Uninspired
      >Terry
      Supremely gigabased
      >Byleth
      Cringe
      >Min Min
      Cringe
      >Steve
      Based
      >Sephiroth
      Mediocre, highly overrated
      >Pyra & Mythra
      Coomer Cringe
      >Kazuya
      Literal who
      >Sora
      Mediocre, highly overrated

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Banjo was the only non-Terry character from FP1 I didn't hate. But I don't feel particularly strongly about him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Banjo is better than Terry in every aspect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is demonstrably false and your bias is showing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Terry is based. Looks cool. And he is fun to play.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cope
        Me and my friends liked Banjo yet we were all disappointed by how poorly implemented he was. Smash Bros ruined Banjo

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think Banjo is probably the worst addition character wise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is demonstrably false and your bias is showing.

      Wrong. Terry is based. Looks cool. And he is fun to play.

      Gonna seethe, Stevegays?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where's Freddy Fazbear and Eggman?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >add another sword character
    >no spear users ever get added

    I've never even played a Kirby game before but I really want Waddle Dee just because he uses a spear. I think he could have a really fun moveset.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spear characters in something like Smash would just be a sword character with more emphasis on thrusting attacks. They'd still have sweeping attacks just like other melee weapons.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there were some good additions but Banjo was the only one that sent this place into avsolute hype mode.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The mandatory fire emblem character was the only misstep

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Banjo has my highest win rate but I consider myself a Wario main. I like playing as all of them except for Min-Min. I hope my evil boy gets in next game.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish they gave Sora more shit to play with than just his KH1 kit. Granted he's in so I won't b***h too much and I do like playing him but come on people another counter?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kazuya, Steve and Banjo were the only based picks. Every other generic anime trash can go frick itself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Terry
      >generic anime trash

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based roster but Joker is cringe.
    Should have been Demi-Fiend or Nahobino

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, what is it about Banjo that produces this sheer volume of autism?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Joker is the worst pick here and is gonna age like fricking milk

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good selection fron different genres and eras

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao at all the homosexuals who believed the grinch "leak"
    I TOLD YOU BRO
    I WARNED YOU ABOUT HOW IT COULD HAVE BEEN FAKE BRO
    >b-but nobody would put that much effort into a leak
    how naive, i even said that before it was revealed to be fake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow and Mach Rider were the best characters we didn't get from that, let's be honest.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great run, every choice was either a personal favorite that I really wanted, from a game i enjoyed, or ended up being fun to play. only choice i found boring is Min Min

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steve, Terry, and Kazuya were moronic additions. We already had Ken and Hat Ken, did we REALLY need two more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steve, Terry, and Kazuya are literally the 3 best additions, you absolute mongrel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Calling Terry an offshoot of Ken is absurd, but at least I can see the basis for it. The two have been paired together in crossovers before anyways. Comparing Kazuya to ANY of the previous fighting game characters, however, is just moronic. I also have to wonder why you neglected to mention Min Min despite her being from an arena fighter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kazuya adds unique mechanics that filters smashbabs
      He's based

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Smash should not exist

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sephiroth was tons of fun to play

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make your selection, now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      red pill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Purple pill just to shit all over genocucks
      Also 3 years of DLC is dope af

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yellow pill has the best dlc roster overall and guarantees ssbu deluxe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I pick the orange pill
      Echo fighters gain unique kits from the originals, besides Dark Samus who keeps the current kit and Samus herself gets a rework.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kazuya
    >Terry
    I don't know the first thing about Smash but these two are gigabased

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they Danganronpa posing

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    great roaster, flawed gameplay. should be a better console. also showcases switches space limitations (ONLY 2 FF7 SONGS???)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that was for Wii U. Switch added more with the Sephiroth DLC, albeit some as Advent Chilrden re-mixes

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are probably on a list if not destined to be on one.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anime/10.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how does banjo see past his nose

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Terry, Banjo, Hero, and Sephiroth are fine.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DEFINITIVE DLC TIER LIST
    GOD TIER:
    >Steve (Forma Asesino de Esports)
    >Terry
    >Kazuya
    >Piranha Plant

    HIGH TIER:
    >Hero
    >Sephiroth

    MID TIER
    >Min Min
    >Joker
    >Banjo

    SHIT TIER
    >Phythra
    >Byleth
    >Sora

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tier list:
    >Fighting game characters
    >Hero
    >Everyone else

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sora
    >fighting game characters
    >the rest

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Overall meh. Most exciting ultimate additions overall were an echo fighter and Banjo for me.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Based
    Kazuya, Pyra/Mythra, Terry, Sephiroth

    >Acceptable
    Sora, Banjo, Joker, Hero

    >Disappointing
    Steve, Plant, Byleth, Min Min

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Joker was a shit pick. In a game full of visually striking areas too they picked the fricking UI map of Mementos with a generic platform. Out of all of the DLC he clearly has the least love, care and passion put into him.
    As far as Persona/SMT goes Jack Frost would have been a better pick as the only thing close to an Ice user we have in Smash is the Ice Climbers.

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