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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a Sony character gets into Smash, it should be Kat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NO HOPERS.tiff

      I want to agree, but they'd be really irritating to deal with regarding recovery.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kino image.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kat who? Das rite, a nobody in the presence of Aloy the Placeholder!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOUL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony really didn't nurture its IPs the way Nintendo did. Part of the reason Smash works well is because of Nintendo's core series which are decades old and have lots of games on lots of different Nintendo console. Sony creates new IPs to chase trends and abandon them just as quickly. Even publishers like Capcom, Namco or Konami, despite all their faults, have nurtured their IPs better than Sony.

      Minecraft Steve

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not sony

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moronic Ganker poster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is a broken piece of shit that should’ve never gotten in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a mistake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kat
      >Over Jak & Daxter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Japan hated those games, only Jak 1 was popular.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And that's what Sakurai will lean on, same with Dante's costume in Ultimate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those characters are ugly as shit. The one seriously looks like an elf version of the guy from Offspring or Guy Fieri or something.
        Are the games just really fun or how can they possibly have this many fans on here?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          First game was charming, second game was divisive but still a good experience, third game was more or less the same. They're fine-tuned games if nothing else, you can see all the touches and details as you play it. Naughty Dog's talent back then was next to none, only Rare could match with them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather just have Guy Fieri himself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >another Scrimblo Bimblo
        kys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry anon, Kratos and Abby will get added next. :^)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        America unironically can't design a cute character to save their fricking lives. Maybe Snoopy, but that's about it and nothing ever since. In fact they often seem to deliberately strive for the ugliest abomination they can make. I blame both a misguided notion that ugly = artsy and a general lack of aesthetic sensibility.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it should be a locoroco

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yup. patapon would be nice too, though they'd be a weird choice for the first rhythm game character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony hates her, her studio, and her games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sackboy lmao
      Cloud and Sephiroth are the first Sony reps lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cloud and Sephiroth
        >Sony reps.
        That's like calling Joker, or Ryu a Sony rep.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but people associate FFVII with the PS1. Cloud and Sephiorth are unironically better Sony reps than most Sony mascots.
          >Ryu
          People associate Ryu with the SNES era.
          >Joker
          Unironically the worst rep for Playstation because everyone was clamoring for Persona to stop being Playstation exclusive.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fun Fact: FF7 was originally a Nintendo 64 Disk Drive game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I still wonder what FF7 would have looked like on N64. They really wanted their cutscenes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or the Saturn for curiosity sake

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          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >FFVII and PS1
            >"Ah, nostalgia and the good old day."
            >Persona 5 and the PS4
            >"THE GAME LOOKS GOOD, BUT I'D RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN BUY A PS4 OR PS5. GET IT OFF OF PLAYSTATION, ATLUS. DO IT NOW. THE SONY OF TODAY IS NOT THE SONY OF 1999. LET THEM DIE. I REFUSE TO ALLOW A NU-PLAYSTATION INTO MY HOUSE. NOBODY LIKES PLAYSTATION WHICH IS WHY IT'S DYING"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cloud and Sephiroth
        >Sony reps.
        That's like calling Joker, or Ryu a Sony rep.

        NTA, but people associate FFVII with the PS1. Cloud and Sephiorth are unironically better Sony reps than most Sony mascots.
        >Ryu
        People associate Ryu with the SNES era.
        >Joker
        Unironically the worst rep for Playstation because everyone was clamoring for Persona to stop being Playstation exclusive.

        >FFVII and PS1
        >"Ah, nostalgia and the good old day."
        >Persona 5 and the PS4
        >"THE GAME LOOKS GOOD, BUT I'D RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN BUY A PS4 OR PS5. GET IT OFF OF PLAYSTATION, ATLUS. DO IT NOW. THE SONY OF TODAY IS NOT THE SONY OF 1999. LET THEM DIE. I REFUSE TO ALLOW A NU-PLAYSTATION INTO MY HOUSE. NOBODY LIKES PLAYSTATION WHICH IS WHY IT'S DYING"

        Never forget

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I would vouch for her and Lady Maria but Sony hates them more than video games themselves and have to go with nuKratos or Nickcado abomination.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This single fan image is more soulful than the entirety of PSASBR.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's box art and a promotional shot flipped 360 degrees.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And that's why it's soulful.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel. Gravity Rush PC when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The replies reek of samegayging

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe Sony never pushed for her and killed off her studio.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very good, very good...
      HOWEVER

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jumping Flash 3 looks extremely kino. Too bad it'll never be translated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually it should be lammy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neat picture but no.
      It should be Crash if he was still Sony. As of now its probably Kratos.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kratos is shit and so was his games. Gravity Rush has more soul than Goy of War.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too based for Smash kiddies and snoys since her gravity manipulation is too hard to handle and makes mascothomosexuals seethe. She would be great in another crossover game tho.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't she broken in All-Stars Battle Royale?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if bamco gets another rep it should be agumon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would be sick, imagine his down B being like Pokemon Trainer but digivolving instead with some kind of meter for it. All they'd have to do is copy his moveset from Rumble Arena too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Impossible since Sony hates her so much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This (and maybe Wanderer) are the the only Sony character with a minuscule chance to get in smash but probably the one Sony doesn't want.
      Steve is the only western character in Smash and arguably only because Minecraft is on Switch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Steve is the only western character in Smash
        GUH-HUH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think tendie boomers would care who this is when they only know Crash despite being irrelevant for more than a decade? Kat is too niche.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >activate power
      >GAME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing how perfectly Kat would fit
      You could take almost any random screenshot from either of her games and turn it into a Smash stage with minimal (or possibly zero) visual tweaking
      Her moveset and overall movement would translate perfectly to a Smash character

      >NO HOPERS.tiff

      I want to agree, but they'd be really irritating to deal with regarding recovery.

      Eh, Smash already has characters that can canonically fly and/or have godlike power but are nerfed for the sake of working in Smash gameplay
      Turning Gravity Shifting into an omni-directional Up B with some gravity effects wouldn't be too hard to balance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's way too niche to get into Smash as a third party.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot when mother and fire emblem were just as niche as gravity rush. You think captain falcon was any less niche than kat?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nintendo IP, dipshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She'd be a great addition but it isn't gonna happen.
      Anyways Alloy is still a shit choice literally no one likes her and I wish Sony would stop shililng her and her forgettable games; Kratos makes more sense from a mascot rep & move set perspective.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, stylistically, she'd be a much better fit. Honestly, Sony should sell her to Nintendo and give them the chance to make a game and see if it succeeds on their platform.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell no, she was shoved into genshin of all things.

      Good option, I'd only accept her or kratos but the truth is it should be crash even though Sony never truly owned him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patrician.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      finally, an Image that actually goes hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will now buy your game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never played the games, but always thought her design was hot. Would be kewl. But Parappa or Spike/Monkey from Ape Escape would fit more honestly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Spooderman on Steam, but her games aren't? Why does Sony hate her so fricking much? IS it because she's beautiful?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The way Sony does steam single player games is they use them to promote a new games on PS5.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, this edit is so good it's made me put GR on top of my backlog.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, imagine the seethe if that happens. All those movie game characters like Ellie, Aloy and Nathan Drake and they'd rather chose Kat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This goes hard. But she was already in Snoy Smash Brothers as DLC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Sauceman

      >If a Sony character gets into Smash, it should be Kat
      Spbp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All 52 GR fans came to reply to this comment lmaooooo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did this post get so many replies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because we love Kat and Gravity Rush here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >these replies
      HOLY SAMEhomosexualRY BATMAN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the zoomers seething in the replies
      Dumb election tourists.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't even played that game, and you're right.
      It'd be a good moveset, an interesting character, a weird stage like Bayonetta's, etc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Snoy tranimeslop
      No thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sony anime kino
      Yes thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think half of the people who say they like Gravity Rush played it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Gravity Rush enjoyer.
      OP will never recover.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more soul in this screenshot than the entirety of the Horizon series

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure all 6 people who played GR will be happy to see her included, me included.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty neat

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR CHARACTER IN SMASH
    >uh y-yeah

    >CHARACTER IS COMING TO SMASH ALERT ALERT ALERT

    i hate vidya "journalists" so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We all do

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aloy is such a forced nothing character, I honestly don't know who buys these games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >aloy is such a forced nothing character
      This.

      If they really wanted some Sony meme character there are multiple better choices like Kratos. Shit even Nathan Drake would be better and he's just a generic dude with a gun and Nolan North voice but I know he'd get more hype from normies than fricking Aloy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying Kratos isn't forced

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >aloy is such a forced nothing character
          This.

          If they really wanted some Sony meme character there are multiple better choices like Kratos. Shit even Nathan Drake would be better and he's just a generic dude with a gun and Nolan North voice but I know he'd get more hype from normies than fricking Aloy.

          If a Sony character gets into Smash, it should be Kat.

          https://i.imgur.com/mR6fYwL.jpeg

          Finally a GOOD character coming to smash!

          it would be tony hawk

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Tony Hawk
            >Mike Tyson
            Despite being real people both could make it into Smash Bros and I wouldn't even get mad, I'd find it hilarious. How many other real people could join that list?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jack Black

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jackie Chan. But I think only him, they're the holy trinity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bruce Lee should also be there.

                How many Bruce Lee clones have there been?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where’s Shaq???

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Will Ferrell. I mean, Talladega Nights was the face of the ps3 for a long time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Real homies know.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still the best picture ever made by someone from this shitty board, and I say that when a lot of great porn artists are drawgays from here.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              JAMES BOND HOLY SHIT

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >real people
                >James Bond
                I mean I agree with you but still.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I honest to god forgot he was a fictional character

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Does the fact that he gets played by multiple actors, including most recently a black guy, escape your mind? Like who the hell are you picturing in your head as James Bond if you think he's a real person?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The motherfricking Architect, that's who.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pierce got my vote

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >real people
                >James Bond
                I mean I agree with you but still.

                I honest to god forgot he was a fictional character

                all of this but Segata Sanshiro

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This seems actually plausible. Nearly nobody in the west would have any idea who this is, but yeah that seems about par for the course for surprise Smash Bros reveals.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >appears in Smash
                >Saturn becomes best selling console of the year
                Segata dominance.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This seems actually plausible. Nearly nobody in the west would have any idea who this is, but yeah that seems about par for the course for surprise Smash Bros reveals.

                >appears in Smash
                >Saturn becomes best selling console of the year
                Segata dominance.

                Anon check out this victory theme compilation for a hypothetical SEGA Smash, Segata is in it too skip to 10:40

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            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Impossible at this point, but Michael Jackson would be my dream character.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Michael Jackson's Smash Bros moveset would be so fun to theorycraft.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His Final Smash would be making his opponent dance ala Moonwalker Genesis for sure.

                >this game's winner is...
                >Michael Jackson
                >heee hee! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Michael Jackson in Smash Bros would unironically sell way more copies of Smash Bros than Aloy could ever dream of.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even today you think?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                especially today. they'll un-white him back to his original skin colour.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Michael Jackson in Smash Bros would unironically sell way more copies of Smash Bros than Aloy could ever dream of.

                This, Michael Jackson would move millions of copies in no time flat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                BASED. AND. THRILLERPILLED.

                Smash Speculation in the Dalle Bing AI Generative Era is gonna be hilarious

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nobunaga?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Napoleon Bonaparte. A Nintendo Mascot from 1889.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sid Meier

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Joseph Fritzl

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lu Bu.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pierce Brosnan James Bond should have been the last dlc character for smash ultimate

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Michael Jackson due to his Sonic music ties.
              Michael Jordan because of Space Jam.
              I understand neither have history with Nintendo to any degree, but I still think they're both just based.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So we just gonna ignore that Lebron got in Multiversus before of those things you mentioned ever happened?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's only one human person (other than Mike Tyson) that I would accept in Smash.

              He's gonna take you back to the past

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Will Wright has been in as an assist trophy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe nu-Kratos. The first God of War honestly came out without much fanfare I remember I was there.

          I remember the shitty gaming magazine I had, it dedicated page space to what they thought were the most important games. When the original God of War came out the review only took up a tiny portion of the page but it was like "10/10 it's good". It was given the same tiny real estate as shitty shovelware.

          God of War became a Sony staple because people liked the games, it didn't come out of the gate as a forced franchise the way Horizon did.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >PLEEEEEEEASE SOMEONE PRETEND HORIZON IS RELEVANT! NOBODY BELIEVES US EVEN AFTER THE BUNDL-er, SALES FIGURES WE PUT OUT!!!

        Classic Kratos would genuinely be neat in Smash. Dad of Snore can pound sand though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All Sony characters are forced besides Crash, Rachet, Sly, or Jak.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Atlus: "PLAYSTATION IS LE IMPORTANT FOR US. PERSONA WILL REMAIN EXCLUSIVE."
            >Sega: "Wtf are you morons doing? We're in the red. Stop sucking off Sony's dick. Phil Spencer is paying us to put games on game pass while also allowing for Playstation, Nintendo and Steam releases day 1 for those who don't like Xbox nor the MS Store. And here you are taking worse deals from Sony that block multiplatform releases? Fricking morons, Sony isn't important. They're homosexuals."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >aloy is such a forced nothing character
      This.

      If they really wanted some Sony meme character there are multiple better choices like Kratos. Shit even Nathan Drake would be better and he's just a generic dude with a gun and Nolan North voice but I know he'd get more hype from normies than fricking Aloy.

      >PLEEEEEEEASE SOMEONE PRETEND HORIZON IS RELEVANT! NOBODY BELIEVES US EVEN AFTER THE BUNDL-er, SALES FIGURES WE PUT OUT!!!

      Classic Kratos would genuinely be neat in Smash. Dad of Snore can pound sand though.

      Sony has always done collaborations with their characters in third party games
      It's just that in the case of Aloy, it comes across as if she's the ONLY character they have because of the push recently.
      If the collabs involved say, the actual machines I don't think people would get as suspicious as they are now.
      Hell, when that new Ratchet & Clank had PlayStation cameos they didn't even use her to rep Horizon, they went with a Thunderjaw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bundles homie. You couldn't even buy a PS5 without Horizen FW at full price.

      This goes for ALL PlayStation games, even Spriderman. The fact nobody has done research to split bundles from actual sales is insane.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My PS5 didn't come with FW.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mine came with GoW Ragnarok, at least it wasn't FW lol
          >captcha: GDDR2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well sony keeps those figures secret, probably because herman doesn't want people to know fricking nobody actually cares about horizon. saying you sold millions of copies is impressive, admitting most of those were from bundles is not.

        i actually argued with someone once who claimed horizon is a successful ip, but couldnt argue why if that were the case it has practically zero cultural impact, almost no online discussion and what the ps4 horizon bundles that are cheaper than a soly ps4 could mean for its sale numbers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >than a soly ps4
          a solo ps4*

          sorry just woke up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I misspelled spiderman, ur good senpai.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not even Sony's first-party studios remember that PlayStation All-Stars existed
      The absolute state of play

      >Sony keeps trying to force Aloy to be a thing
      >Has literally no cultural impact whatsoever
      >Sony could've kept forcing PSABR to be a thing
      >It probably would've worked if they just kept refining the formula, adding characters people actually wanted to see, making the presentation not feel like a phone game developed in a third world sweatshop and like an actual glossy, pompous, big-budget celebration of PlayStation's history
      It's so fricking weird to me that Sony seems so insistent on their "brand" but also goes out of their way not to capitalize on the parts of their brand people actually like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't tell you the first thing about those games. Seems like a bunch of incoherent slop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's essentially a game by people who have only played Assassin's creed trying to replicate what they believe Monster Hunter may be like from vague descriptions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >, I honestly don't know who buys these games.
      The answer is no one, they're bundled and given away for free to hell and back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So is mario kart but no one ever complaim about that here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But Switch bundles actually are hardly discounted at all. The MSRP of the game is added on top of the console price.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because Mario kart comes in a bundle at an additional cost.
          Horizon comes in multiple bundles a year at no additional cost.

          In other words Nintendo is actually selling a copy of Mario Kart while Horizon just comes for free. Also here in bongtopia sometimes retailers like argos just give you free PlayStation games that they have a surplus of

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because Mario kart comes in a bundle at an additional cost.
          Horizon comes in multiple bundles a year at no additional cost.

          In other words Nintendo is actually selling a copy of Mario Kart while Horizon just comes for free. Also here in bongtopia sometimes retailers like argos just give you free PlayStation games that they have a surplus of

          Anons... Isn't MK8 free in picrel?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Another picture.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, but this is rare, most themed Switch consoles don't actually come with the game (Animal Crossing, botch Zeldas, Splatoon, Pokemom, Mario); also, this bundle is fairly recent the console did not have bundles in its first few years when Mario Kart sold the most, this bundle was only implemented after MK had sold like 50 million units, Nintendo rarely discounts its games unless they're several years old.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How big franchises get made.

      THEN
      >Every developer threw shit at the wall and sometimes some of that shit would stick.

      NOW
      >"Okay people before we throw this shit at the wall lets familiarize ourselves with the project roadmap one more time..."
      >"We announce we're going to throw the shit at the wall."
      >"We ensure everybody that it's going to stick."
      >"Bring tape along so that it doesn't slip."
      >"Every time it start slipping again bring stronger tape."
      >"Sign partnership and movie deals for the hugely popular and widely beloved shit that naturally and organically remained stuck to the wall."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I honestly don't know who buys these games
      It's a franchise made for girls but the audience is all guys, like every other piece of girlboss media.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But Piranha Plant already fills the 'joke character' slot?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody in Sony's catalogue of games is iconic enough to fill a good mascot fighter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony really didn't nurture its IPs the way Nintendo did. Part of the reason Smash works well is because of Nintendo's core series which are decades old and have lots of games on lots of different Nintendo console. Sony creates new IPs to chase trends and abandon them just as quickly. Even publishers like Capcom, Namco or Konami, despite all their faults, have nurtured their IPs better than Sony.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this was probably an advantage back then, meant that IPs wouldn't get tired and the brand always felt fresh, but now it's a huge risk to make new IPs. what's sony and especially guerilla supposed to do? can't make a new IP and can't run back to killzone, so just force aloy everywhere

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but sony DID have multiple IPs that they ran into the ground

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sony creates new IPs to chase trends and abandon them just as quickly.
        That's mostly out of creative freedom and choice
        Anyone who thinks Sucker Punch outright hates Sly Cooper for not making a new game is an idiot
        They love Sly, they just want to move on
        Some studios simply don't want to continue making new games for IPs and just want to move on and do something new

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They love Sly, they just want to move on

          Pretty much this.
          Nintendo has the resources to have a variety of divisions / partnered companies substantiate on an IP.

          For Naughty Dog for example, they'd need to be like 5x bigger than they currently are to split focus across their IPs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            IIRC Sony did try to make other studios they were working with/own become inheritors to those IPs (or provide lower budgeted handheld equivalents before the Vita was put down) but because they weren't built from the ground up for that purpose (like say 343) they naturally didn't want to be stuck as the leftovers devs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Golden Sun was only relevant for one console and yet people push for Isaac to get in despite not having much games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ice Climbers have 1 game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd say that's partially because Smash has already covered nearly all the essential characters. Only place to go from here is C/D listers in popular franchises, new IPs and "retro" franchises. Also I know people hate Dark Dawn but Golden Sun was still on two consoles.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's also that Nintendo has an aesthetic that is very similar in most of their games. In Playstation All-Stars it looks extremely ugly because of all of the characters clashing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Early on I think Sony specifically didn't want IP's of their own, which is why they didn't really have 1st party studios but rather just bought the ones that seemed most popular with the tech knowledge to back it up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In addition to that most Sony characters are really specific characters. I could probably write an essay on who Nathan Drake or Kratos is but all I need to describe Mario is "he is a plumber wearing a red hat with an 'M' on it, he also jumps really high" and that is literally everything you need to know about Mario. Less specific a character is, the more of a mascot that character becomes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody in Sony's catalogue of games is iconic enough to fill a good mascot fighter

        They didn't begin fortify IP until this game.
        Nowadays they actually have many IP that are household names.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good one
          all they have nu-gow and some naughty dog movies, spiderman doesn't even count since it has always been around

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is cope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sackboy is pretty Sony-ish and recognizable
      Parappa has also somehow been enduring despite not having a game for like two decades
      But it is kind of amazing how Sony just doesn't have really any main IPs or mascots, despite how hard they've tried to push Horizon. Those games seem to be liked decently enough, but no one's crazy about them, and Aloy isn't exactly mascot material, so I'm not sure what they're doing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's still funny that Nintendo got Snake in Brawl while Sony had to settle for Raiden

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now if only either of them could've gotten the right Dante

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      regular dudes in jeans: versus
      featuring frick you from the devil may cry series

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite videogame characters. Cole Macgrath from Infamous, and Cole Macgrath from infamous but he's also a bit of a dick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still better than Pit and Dark Pit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite videogame characters. Cole Macgrath from Infamous, and Cole Macgrath from infamous but he's also a bit of a dick

      Why didn't they at least give him the yellow jacket? It's like they're trying to make him as much bland and forgettable as posssible.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's how he looked in 2.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was his alt outfit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any one of those muppets is a better character than nikocado.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He said, when Kazuya , son of the character on the left, is in Smash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tekken isn't a Sony IP. They had to ask for Heihachi to fill out their roster like Donte and Big Daddy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and Big Daddy
          Ken Levine himself offered Big Daddy upfront
          He even wrote his story in the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >heihachi was in the bootleg knockoff while his son got to be in the real deal
      pottery

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heihachi is in multiple smash games as cameo at least.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Ape Escape didn't die bros.
      We can't even have threads here without the e-girlgays ruining it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cute Monkey feet

        the smash bros 6 roster has probably already been decided and negotiated at this point

        This

        holy based

        Do I spy with my eyes some nipples? 😀

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sony roster so shit that they need to pad it with characters they don't own

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair Nintendo has a 10 year headstart.
        The last 15 years Sony made nothing but dude with gun and abandoned the few characters they have.
        Doesn't help that those chars are either super cartoonish or realistic M and R rated characters which makes this lineup look like a shitty fangame.

        I wonder how many japanese even recognize half of those

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >to be fair Nintendo has a 10 year headstart
          that means nothing when smash bros was created 25 years ago

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and if Sony wasn't so moronic they could have
            >Crash, Rayman, Croc, Spyro, Sora, Cloud/Sephiroth, the Hero, Fei Fong Wong, Prince (Katamari), Ayame, Arc, Ryu (Breath of Fire)
            15 years ago
            instead of a fricking clown from Twisted Metal

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think they should have added more not less. Twisted Metal was based.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >instead of a fricking clown from Twisted Metal
              Frick you, Sweet Tooth has been around since Day 1
              He's one of the OGs

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mate, the post was about Sony relying on characters they DON'T own you stupid Black person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nintendo doesn't own Pokemon, lost Rare and Smash Ultimate wasn't even made by Nintendo.
                Sony fricked up by not building a brand, just luring for exclusivity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nintendo doesn't own Pokemon
                They co-own it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and Smash Ultimate wasn't even made by Nintendo.
                You do All-Stars Battle Royale wasn't made in-house either right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You could recognize the mindset they had when releasing the game in varying regions
          Kratos was in the middle of the American release
          Nathan Drake for Europe
          And for Japan they put every fricking render all at once
          Sony's problem was that their characters lack fandom overlap
          A lot of Mario fans are also Zelda fans
          There's a general idea of what a core Nintendo fan is
          Does that mean they like or even recognize everything Nintendo publishes or makes?
          Not at all but there's still a strong fandom for Nintendo in general
          It's why whenever there's a new in-house IP it's seen as a big deal
          Sony's IPs being stretched across from different regions for different audiences for different eras fails to create a core fanbase and instead pocket groups (i.e. the platformer fanbase for example) who are apathetic to each other at best and resent each other at worst for "replacing" their favored games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spyro, sly cooper, or crash would be welcome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can we get Crash?
      >No.
      >Can we get Spyro?
      >No.
      >Can we get Lara Croft?
      >No.
      >Can we get Cloud Strife?
      >No.
      >Can we get a Resident Evil character?
      >No.
      >Can we get Alucard?
      >No.
      >Can we get Tony Hawk?
      >No.
      >Can we get Solid Snake?
      >We can get Raiden.

      It was at this point in the conversation that the whole project should have been scrapped.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >scrapped
        Think about all those girls who play fighting games. They wouldn't be able to play as their favourite, Fat Princess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony really didn't nurture its IPs the way Nintendo did. Part of the reason Smash works well is because of Nintendo's core series which are decades old and have lots of games on lots of different Nintendo console. Sony creates new IPs to chase trends and abandon them just as quickly. Even publishers like Capcom, Namco or Konami, despite all their faults, have nurtured their IPs better than Sony.

      it's because nobody buys a Sony console for their first party output. They bought it because of the 3rd party developers exclusive deals with Sony, a trend Sony still tries to this day despite it causing more harm than good to some of these studios. That and the normie games, so like XBOX, for normies you'd just buy whichever console your friends also had.
      >PS1: Oh, the new Final Fantasy is exclusive to it, and it's groundbreaking and 3D and stuff! Oh Castlevania is getting its new game on this and it looks sick as hell and you play AS a Vampire looking dude???
      >PS2: Whoa, the new groundbreaking Final Fantasy game is on there? AND the Disney Final Fantasy crossover? And the sequel to that cool Metal Gear game is exclusive to it! Now Madden exists and me and my bros can play some top of the line football games???
      >PSP: ANIME?????
      >PSVita: nobody bought this, but also ANIME?????
      >PS3: WHOA THE FINALE TO SNAKE'S STORY IS EXCLUSIVE AND WILL BE FOREVER BECAUSE FRICK YOU KONAMI? Also ANIME?????? ALSO they own the exclusive rights to MLB games now so all my baseball normie friends have to own a PS3 to play them????
      Sony's first party lineup was neat for a while, but Playstation didn't take off because of their first party lineup, it was always carried by Sony's exclusivity contract system with 3rd parties they've still refused to drop to this day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >, a trend Sony still tries to this day despite it causing more harm than good to some of these studios.
        Sony has been fostering a stellar first party lineup since the PS4 tho. Not that you know anything about it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >stellar
          heh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah because they've realized this exclusivity contract stuff doesn't work anymore, so they've started to put more focus into it so they have a backup when they can no longer bank on forcing "Final Fantasy VII Remake Part 2 Disc 2 Retrograde Gatorade Nissin Ramen presents special Sephiroth Mode" as their exclusive selling point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GoW
          Decent
          >Ghosts
          Ubisoft game
          >TLOU
          Movie game that gets a lot of ire from people these days
          >Horizon
          Ubisoft game
          >Spider-Man
          Ubisoft game with bamham combat
          Weak line-up with little varierty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kratos made the cut in mk9, theres no reason why he couldnt be in smash

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >theres no reason why he couldnt be in smash
        You need to jump to be in smash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the reason he works in mk is the same reason he doesn't work in smash. Gore is a major them for him and his games. Probably why we didn't see an MK or resident evil rep in ultimate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ratchet, Sly and Ape Escape protags (not nu artstyle) would totally fit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spike, Emmet and Big Papi were my jam
      I'd love to see a sequel, but I ain't buying a fricking PS5, so whatever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crash
      oh wait, Sony is fricking moronic and lost that one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sly Cooper, and (old school) Kratos are pretty iconic.
      As for characters not in that image, Spyro and Crash would work very well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big Daddy in smash might be cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >great roster picks who should be there even in a perfect Sony roster
      Sweet Tooth
      Kratos
      Sir Dan
      Ratchet
      Sackboy
      Jak & Daxter
      Parappa
      Sly
      Toro
      Drake
      Heihachi
      Kat (DLC)

      >I guess they can come too
      Infamous guy
      Killzone guy
      Fat Princess
      Isaac (DLC)

      >what the actual frick were you thinking
      Donte instead of Dante
      Raiden instead of Snake (acceptable if Snake was in too)
      1 year 360 exclusive character turned multiplatform enemy Big Daddy
      Red haired girl you forgot existed even when this game came out
      Infamous guy but evil
      Zeus (DLC)
      Random black guy (DLC)

      The roster actually wasn’t that bad. It’s just that the omissions that weren’t there stuck out like a sore thumb, and the handful of bad picks were god awful picks.

      Side note: Cut DLC before production shut down included Dart, Shadow, Abe, and Knack.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1 year 360 exclusive character turned multiplatform enemy Big Daddy
        Kevin Levine literally went to them and offered Big Daddy upfront
        >Infamous guy but evil
        Gonna be honest, I don't think people would be as mad about Evil Cole if they simply had a better roster
        It's like complaining about clones in Smash at this point
        >Zeus (DLC)
        If they had to include a villain rep from a series already represented, GoW made the most sense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Spyro or Crash would totally fit in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ratchet or jak would be crazy hyped, get real lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aloy feels like the DJ Khaled of characters, especially for AAA
      more famous for crossovers than for her actual game

      I'd say Parappa and OG Kratos are pretty close to being decently iconic

      >aloy is such a forced nothing character
      This.

      If they really wanted some Sony meme character there are multiple better choices like Kratos. Shit even Nathan Drake would be better and he's just a generic dude with a gun and Nolan North voice but I know he'd get more hype from normies than fricking Aloy.

      Only OG Kratos is particularly iconic. The issue with 2018 Kratos is that, aside from his colors getting even more muted and washed out, they introduced more elements to his design that make him less distinct and comprehensible in design. His design is getting cluttered

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we are so fricked when people start buying horizon games

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure they would love that publicity

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sad they're openly begging Sakura to add her to the game.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are only 2 Snoy characters that would deserve to be on Smash, Sackboy or Astro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please do not associate filth like Astro to Sackboy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Sly Cooper or Jak and daxter.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'cado on the 'log

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post it

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Aloy the most astroturfed character ever? Both of her game's releases were overshadowed by BotW and Elden Ring and I'm pretty sure most of her sales were the result of pack-in deals. Sony keeps trying to push collabs or weird marketing stunts (like that statue), yet she's left no genuine cultural impact at all.

    The only Sony characters that belong in a Smash game are all from properties they quietly killed off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad I'm not alone in this. Wtf is their problem?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Herman is the CEO now, it is his pet project, and being a "Bundle game" is enough to greenlit millions of Horizen games.

        Asaik he also greenlit the closing of Japan Studio with Jim Ryan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's representative of Sony's modern DEI phase and thus not even much of a character at all. If you went by the plinkett method and had to describe her, without using "female", "headstrong" and "robot dinosaur hunter", you'd be in big trouble.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Autistic"
        "Clone"
        "Orphan"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do think part of it is Sony executives desiring to have a stunning and brave dyke mascot. But it's not working because Aloy is not a good character, especially not in HFW.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically only know who she is because of the memes making fun of how ugly she is in the second game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad I'm not alone in this. Wtf is their problem?

      Sackboy is pretty Sony-ish and recognizable
      Parappa has also somehow been enduring despite not having a game for like two decades
      But it is kind of amazing how Sony just doesn't have really any main IPs or mascots, despite how hard they've tried to push Horizon. Those games seem to be liked decently enough, but no one's crazy about them, and Aloy isn't exactly mascot material, so I'm not sure what they're doing

      Should've been Killzone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people has called Horizon and Aloy an industry plant since forever, it's just more painfully obvious than ever now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its really funny how she's in fricking Genshin Impact of all things. She's the only collab character after 4 years, and Genshin only got permission to have cross-play with the PC and mobile versions immediately after that collab.

      The funny thing is that Aloy is genuinely one of the worst, if not THE worst characters in the game. She even got an exclusive weapon for her, only available to Playstation characters. And despite being literally made for her, its also really shit and you're better off using other weapons on her instead.

      People don't even play Aloy for memes in this game, a lot of genshin players seriously forget she exists.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they also try asking if it was possible to remove her from their accounts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even knowing that Hulst runs SCE now and came from the company that made Aloy, it's still baffling. The only way the games look even moderately successful is by packing them in with the console (in HFW's case, when the system was severely supply constrained so people would have bought it with anything).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are correct.
      I've never heard her mentioned in conversation, or seen her on any merchandise in public.
      Normies will wear Halo and Assassin's Creed clothing in public, same for Fallout and Doom. Obviously tons of Nintendo stuff, and I still see the occasional Valve shirts or stickers on cars like Half Life or Portal.
      Never seen her at all. Very fake """popularity"""

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Normies will wear Halo and Assassin's Creed clothing in public, same for Fallout and Doom. Obviously tons of Nintendo stuff, and I still see the occasional Valve shirts or stickers on cars like Half Life or Portal.
        I mean, to be fair Sony merch doesn't really exist like that in general. The only merch they really do is plastering their logo or the face buttons on to things. So where you can get a zelda shirt or triforce lamp the best you get from Sony is... This.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aloy more like aboy

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sony should put drag queen from twisted metal 4 in smash bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've see some homosexuals crying about this character aging badly... when actually aged like fine wine.
      TW4 is good, no matter how much some TW2 fans hate it.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHE'S IN!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of the BIG HEAD video game boss trope

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't post it.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I bet he would.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn they went from not even considering attempting PSASBR2 to just lets put her in smash to shill her.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen any genuine talk about this game, even from "fans" but it's shill everywhere. I just don't get it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The guy pushing her is supposedly the same one who recommended Sony close down Japan Studio (some members of which are now recalibrated into Asobi), and he just got made co-CEO of Sony, so of course he's going into overdrive to push this trog.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only time I've seen people talk about this game seriously is when it got a Steam release and sony fanboys were screeching that it was a betrayal

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    horizons is the most forced game i've ever seen
    i'm not even sure it actually exists it just seems like a conceptual idea

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony's obsession with turning her into a mascot is funny, Sony did fine for 5 generations without a mascot, no need to try to appease to bing bing wahoo people now.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU
    WILL
    NEVER
    BE
    A
    GAMING
    ICON

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Downgrade?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah you wish alright, c**t
    Never fricking ever.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they pushing alloy so hard? Is this some israelites kid or wtf is going on??? Is there some kind of huge following for this character? I don't get it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But why this character? Still doesn't make sense.

        money laundering scheme by one of sonys top dogs

        How does this crappy character from a crappy game help launder money? Maybe I'm just a moron and gaming politics is too complicated for me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know how money laundering works?
          >have a bunch of illegally acquired money, let's say $1 billion
          >can't deposit it into a bank because the IRS will ask questions = jail
          >so you open up a business
          >the success of the business does not matter
          >you just lie and say you made $1 billion dollars in sales even though you sold zero copies
          >deposit the illegally acquired $1 billion and say you got it from selling the game
          >the IRS is obviously aware that money laundering exists so you have to at least pretend you have a legitimate business and act as if you have a billion dollar franchise on hand
          Of course, it doesn't necessarily have to be illegal money. You can use the above tactics legally to make your company look like it's worth more than it actually is. This can help appease shareholders, help you get more money out of selling your company, or simply helps justify you keeping your job to someone higher than you (ie actual Sony, the conglomerate).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, so you're alleging they have the money and are spending on this shit to wash it. Gotcha anon. Thanks sometimes my brain doesn't work very good. I guess this is a reasonable assumption all things considered.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I respect a man so aggressively pushing his OC waifu into everything even if his waifu is shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's based when the waifu is actually hot like Lightning. It's cringe when it's a ugly goblina like Aloy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      money laundering scheme by one of sonys top dogs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you really have to ask?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the creator was the one of guerilla's founder and now is a CEO of Sony vidya
      he claims it's a passion project or some bullshit like that

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feels more like a "playstation all-star" character to me.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright who in playstation is up there with the power and has clearly waifued aloy. I haven't seen a character/franchise so forced by a big company.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft's got way more characters that'd better fit smash at this point than Sony. Sure, I could see an argument for something like Ratchet & Clank, but I'd rather more MS Reps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like a Microsoft mascots game would be more like a hero shooter. Halo, Gears, Perfect Dark, they've also got Doom under their belt now as well as everything else under Bethesda.
      A lot of the Xbox's notable games are still shooters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but you also need to remember. They also own Activision now. Which has plenty of characters to fill out other genres. Tony Hawk for example.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both Sony and Nintendo being the tribalist gays they are will object to this due to neither side wanting to take the lesser cut.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still than Bomberhomosexual
    >has 100+ games
    >one of the most copied games of all time
    >revolutionized multi-player in gaming
    >had the first HD game ever
    >launched the successful B-Daman toyline
    >good Nintendo history and had a crossover with Wario and Mario Party 2 unused content
    >has other crossovers with Pac-Man, Transformers, Yatterman and Lilo & Stich
    >still gets BTFO in SSB and became a complete laughtingstock by everyone
    >series gets overshadowed by waifugays and coomers beacuse of Bombergirl despite them never playing the game
    >R got outsold by the new Momotetsu, a fellow Hudson IP that was only released in Japan.
    >no console game for 5 years
    >No games on NSO
    >40th anniversary came and went with no fanfare or events
    What a fricking loser. Imagine being a Bombercuck in 2024

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bomberman has the same problem as Pac-Man and Tetris. Every single game is basically just a port of the first game, because there isn't much you can do with it before you turn it into something completely different. You can get away with selling a new Bomberman every console generation for people who haven't played it in a long time and want a decent couch multiplayer game when there's company over, and that's it. Nobody needs three versions of fricking Bomberman on one system.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The R1 Bomberman game only sold well on the Switch initially because it was one of the ONLY games you could buy. That poster is a fricking moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bomberman had two fricking full TV anime, it's really weird to see how he's treated now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bomberman hasn't been relevant since the Famicom, you can't just rest in your laurels forever and expect VIP treatment.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is quite literally what happened to Simon and Richter.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crash is next, Banjo got in, now it's his turn.
    woah!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based
      shovelware is a proud israeli tradition deserving of respect and veneration

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking Aloy is on the same tier as Cloud

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they want another Donkey Kong tho?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No chance in hell while dante, master chief and doomguy arent in it yet.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reason they insist on triple downing on this Down syndrome moron instead of making a new Killzone? I refuse to believe Horizon has proven to be more profitable.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did Fire Emblem fans even care about this vtuber looking ass b***h?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She lost the Gacha game popularity contest to a character from 3 Houses and Robin who’s game came out over a decade ago despite the V Tuber being less than a year old and having max recency bias. So no I don’t think most fans cared

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so let me get this straight
      this isn't supposed to be funny?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the worst character designs I’ve ever seen in a Nintendo game. Makes some of the modern pokemon and xenoblade 2 characters look like masterpieces

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so let me get this straight
      this isn't supposed to be funny?

      One of the worst character designs I’ve ever seen in a Nintendo game. Makes some of the modern pokemon and xenoblade 2 characters look like masterpieces

      You know in your heart she's in. Sakurai is gonna make you like her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sakurai
        >make you like X
        in twitterland maybe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless a new Fire Emblem game comes out before the next Smash. This character is a guaranteed newcomer. Sorry.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still better than Aloy.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Western chuds think they can bully japs and include some western Mary Sue that has literally 0 fans for a franchise that supposedly sold millions of units.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can the Switch render peach-fuzz of that level?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Killzone rep would be much better for our eyes sake.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bet there is gonna be a Racist Mario 2 where he kills all the snoy characters in smash.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that we are now 5 Smash Brothers games in and there is STILL no female villain on the roster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Infernape is a heel, if that counts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Infernape
        bruh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Samus
      Wendy Koopa
      Jigglypuff because I'd never catch that gay pokemon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly forgot those two existed.

        Can't we get one that's at least vaguely human?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Morrigan? I don't know a female humanoid villain in a nintendo game that would make a good character.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cia, but she's past her time. Wouldn't make sense to add her now.

            The only other one who would make any sense is probably Medusa

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rhea/Edelgard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Samus, duh.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would rage quit the series in that case
    UNLESS, sakurai pulls an alpha move and, like cloud, makes a better (more feminine) model than how she's rendered in her own game

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Other more deserving characters from Sony belong in Smash.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I rather Playstation make their own crossover with different mechanics instead of copying Smash and focusing on getting a better roster than All Star but that is just a pie in the sky dream.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Aloy
      Frick that b***h. Out of all the Western reps, Doomguy deserves it the most.

      I'd rather Playstation just die.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I rather have Isaac

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    today I will remind them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There should be more of these.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hulst is now the CEO of PlayStation.
    There's a chance he might legitimately reach out and ask Nintendo to put her in even if for free

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wudn't smash

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the most astroturfed game and character of all time? Never met a Horizon fan in real life.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the smash bros 6 roster has probably already been decided and negotiated at this point

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >g-guys add Aloy
    Remember Sakurai personally asked Toby Fox to add an Undertale fighter and Toby opted for Sans costume.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xhe has about the same chance of getting in as Master Chief or Doomguy.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that filth ain't a nintendo franchise

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most forced character in the industry

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Sony so fixated on pushing Aloy when no one cares about her or her games, the only reason her games sold well is because of console bundles (pic relate. Bloodborne, another Sony IP, sold less than Horizon and yet is still fondly remembered, hell even Gravity Rush gets more mentions than Horizon despite it being niche as frick. Hell she was even in Genshin for some fricking reason (though I heard she's the worst character in the game)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony downright shut down their studio. They hate Japanese devs and treated those games/franchises poorly even if they fit in more than Shitloy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you go to the best selling PS5 games on wikipedia (its very sad but still), Horizon FW is nowhere to be seen and if that's not proof that Horizon only did well because of bundles then I don't know what is.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    forced franchise.
    Blizzard said the same shit about tracer too, this is just begging for attention

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, they were asked the question by a journo
      You think they'd say no?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a more inorganic franchise than HZD?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Neighbor

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >every day until you like it: the character

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nikocado would be a fire addition tbh, what moves would he get?

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally seen ZERO discussion about this entire franchise across the internet. All its sales are from console bundles.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one really cares about Aloy (who real sonygays call "indian something game with a girl"), it would be a case of pure marketing like all FE characters.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aloy
    >Good character.
    Back to plebbit with you, homosexual.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

    I take it back ever liking Killzone

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally who from generic western game
    no thanks.
    give me an iconic character instead, like chris redfield or jill valentine, dante, ryu (ninja gaiden), bomberman, amaterasu, or phoenix wright

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >give me an iconic character instead

      I guess I’ll be the first to mention Arle from hit popular series Puyo Puyo, Smash lack a Puzzle Genre rep outside Mario in a Doctor Suit and a Robotic Operating Buddy, we don’t even have that Flower Fairy but only her item and she’s a damn Mii Costume

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >industry plant wants more exposure
    I wonder who's behind this post

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a shitty character, repulsive.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The only way you will see Sony characters in Smash is
    if Sakurai plays a neat Playstation game.
    That's it. That's the deciding factor.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No also ur gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Forces his shitty waifu everywhere
    even a FRICKING LEGO

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    industry plant

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao they forced her into genshin and that was such a wet fart of an event. Just a lazy ass character insert with no new quest or shit.
    Jarring as shit too since she was the ONLY collab character with no signs of any other going for 3 years now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/mR6fYwL.jpeg

      Finally a GOOD character coming to smash!

      this fricking dogshit game is the most astroturfed thing i've seen in a decade
      nobody talks about this game, nobody cares about this game, yet these buttholes shovel it into everything

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even Snoygays give a shit about Horizon lmao, they'd sooner root for either nuKratos and BB Hunter if newbies or Crash and Lara Croft if oldgays. It says everything when you have to bundle your games with Playstations each time just to turn a profit.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gets added to smash as trophy
    >it's Lego Alloy

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >p-please add our DEI character in your game

    embarrassing.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Was trying to think of a current Sony character that I'd rather have in
    >First 10 characters that popped into my head have either been abandoned or aren't even owned by Sony anymore

    That's really sad and fricked up. You'd think Crash or Spyro would be the obvious answer, but I just remembered that they're Microsoft characters now. I guess if I had to choose I'd push for Ratchet & Clank or Astro Bot, but you know Sony would be pounding that negotiating table for Ellie, Aloy or Kratos instead.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't they turned this goblirina into a dyke?

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is that?

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better question is will there even be another Smash? Sooner or later, sure. Nintendo probably doesn't want to give up on Smash but will Sakurai be involved? Will it even work without his autism or will it turn out like Playstation All Stars? And will they really try to go even bigger with even more characters? If this turns into mugen than the idea of a character being included being seen as a sort of badge of recognition will be far less meaningful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unrelated but I feel there shouldn't even be an option for a mode without items. Tournaments should use items because that's the way the game was meant to be played. Same goes for only choosing the solid stages. "Pros" shouldn't be cowards and let the moving maps be involved.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo needs to do something new with smash franchise.

      They can remaster smash ultimate on switch 2 if they want.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I'm guessing they'll do. Unless there's some contractual issues with some of the characters, Switch 2 will just have Ultimate Ultramania, a remaster or just a direct port.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I think it's a safe bet that Smash Ultimate: Complete Edition is all we're gonna be getting on the next console. There's still a feeling with this series that the devs can't top Ultimate's roster, and they don't know what to do with it right now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and they don't know what to do with it right now.
          They already said that the choice for Smash when developing Ultimate was to either go the route that they did, or do a complete overhaul. Now that Ultimate is done I'm pretty sure they're going to give Option B a try now for the next one, what that overhaul entails, who knows.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Arena fighter a la Ultimate Storm/Tenkaichi

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At most I could see them do like a Switch 2 exclusive season pass for 5 new characters, just to get people to buy the game again. If not, I have no idea. After Ultimate how do you bring things back to something like 64 or Melee?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I'm guessing they'll do. Unless there's some contractual issues with some of the characters, Switch 2 will just have Ultimate Ultramania, a remaster or just a direct port.

        If they do they better bring back EVERY fricking stage back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is The Night Stalker on here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > They can remaster smash ultimate on switch 2 if they want.

        Boooooring, who the frick would buy the same shitty game again with the same shityy online and gameplay? Also the worst roster, at that point just make a new game. The shit is already a port of Smash 4 in case you and many others forgot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There will be a new Smash Bros. That’s a given. It will be fine without Sakurai. Look at Kirby.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There will always be another Smash, with or without Soccerguy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Will it even work without his autism or will it turn out like Playstation All Stars?

      Well Kirby and possibly other series wouldn’t feel so held back with a new vision instead of Sakurai’s incompetence

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Kirby is considerably easier to make than Smash. If you've seen his youtube channel the idea of delegating isn't in his vocabulary. He really goes into the finer details. If there's any developer I can safely say breathes gaming it's Sakurai.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >They don't love Sly. It's just that Sly never sold well enough to keep on getting new games
    Nice headcannon, schizo. Sucker Punch wanted to move on, unlike Nintendo

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen a character more artificially pushed than this one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She fit into Genshin fine but you're right. It's like they're trying to push her as the female face of gaming and it's just failing so hard.

      Xbox is too with Kait from Gears of War and that's just as bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's like they're trying to push her as the female face of gaming and it's just failing so hard.
        Hadn't considered that but that probably is their endgame. Trying to dethrone Lara Croft or Chun-Li or even Samus as the female faces in gaming. Thankfully it doesn't seem to be sticking.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even normies recognize her series as an "industry plant" franchise who's success is entirely artificial. You can't compete with those girls. In like 80 years, assuming the planet hasn't been destroyed, people will still be using Chun Li as their "gamer girl" reference in popular media.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be honest I'm trying to think of which could really be considered it but I don't think any can. It's like it changes every few years. For a long time it was Samus, Lara Croft, Tifa, or Cortana.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chun-Li, Lara and Samus seem written in stone. Even after the reboot classic Lara still retains a massive amount of popularity and recognition, which is why every crossover is always with classic Lara. Other characters like Cortana, Jill Valentine, Princess Peach, Tifa, maybe Yuna from FFX as well, they'll come and go depending on the whims of the industry.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cartoon characters fit better into smash. anything realisitc is a little weird, especially a character no one cares about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based anon I love you and hug you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why doen't pit count as a scrimblo bimblo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pit is mostly know as an anime angel

          They don’t use Scrimblo Pit anymore not even as a costume

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's an anime swordsman and a bimblo even worse.Just like link.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Her games sold like 30 million in like 8 years! She deserves it more than fricking splatoon kids

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >They don't love Sly.
    They've referenced him in every single one of their games since
    Sly 3 was literally the perfect finale for the character but they chose to leave room open in case any other developer wanted a shot at it
    Sucker Punch loves Sly Cooper with all their heart, they just wanted to move on to other projects rather than be stuck doing the same thing over and over again

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I allways forget this b***h name.
    Why morons think this "muh characters" are some kind of "Icon"?
    Last PS mascote was Nathat Drake, and that went to the shitter. Who the frick are these?
    Even GoW is now a fricking numale, what's his name again???
    PS as a brand is FRICKED.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are they trying to force this as a new mainstay franchise

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They got the original art director of the series to celebrate the 20th anniversary by doing new art with the main cast
    They literally have a mural of the Cooper gang at their office
    Just because they're not pumping out endless sequels (especially when they wrapped up his story perfectly) doesn't mean they have it out for the guy
    Sucker Punch just wants to do new projects

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sucker Punch just wants to do new projects
      To a Sony studio, a "new project" means copying AssCreed or copying NaughtyDog. I'd rather they stick with Sly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd rather they stick with Sly.
        I'd rather they have the choice to decide what they want to actually make

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In like 10 years, nobody will even remember this franchise exists outside of Sony announcing Horizon 10 and Horizon Funko Frenzy Adventures, and Horizon 5 remaster remake.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a Nintendo fan and that would be cool

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smash Bros is Mugen garbage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Smash Bros is Mugen garbage
      Cry more, Eric.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope more tendie. Smash is shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Cope more tendie. Smash is shit.
          Cry more, Eric.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mugen is better.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Lego Aloy gets into Smash over regular Aloy I would die.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's not even denying he's Eric

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope her genshin version gets into smash

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah, next smash char will be old rex with double waifublades from xb3

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when will sony buy Nintendo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo buying PlayStation is more likely nowadays.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice joke

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not put her in the game with Bugs Bunny in a dress?

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Both turning over a genuine new life without amnesia or any other bullshit excuse, but also giving up criminal and corrupt deeds would have been the best ending. Could still happen with a Sly 5 or 6, hell even Penelope could still get redeemed since she escapes and all (and making her evil was just awkward). But if interest gets renewed they'll have to keep coming with excuses why they're thieves too unless they go the radical route of introducing new characters in the same universe.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At best they'll give Link an orange hair and niko face skin. No reason to put another sword and bow character in, except a hefty bribe I suppose

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a Playstation character got into Smash cultured people already know what it should be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad the best Jumping Flash will never be in English.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of want to try and reverse engineer it's data formats so someone could make an english patch. I'm not very good at that though maybe I'll try someday

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If a Playstation character got into Smash cultured people already know what it should be.
      Vibri

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ugly, fat-faced character that looked better in concept art
    >good
    You're not even trying anymore, anon.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is a point where you have to realize that other people don't love your OC as much as you do

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look Sony I'm sorry but Aloy will always be a literal who no matter how hard you try to make her a mascot

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they still shilling this shit game after all these years?

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they push this character so much? Nobody really gives a shit about her. Its pathetic.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kratos is the snoy mascot. Or Sackboy if you want a kid friendly one for Smash.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ratchet and Clank would be the obvious choice for Sony rep in Smash. Any other choice is just people being silly.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does snoy abandon so many of their ips like Jak and Infamous and Killzone and Uncharted and so on?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because their studios want to move on and there's nobody else to take up the responsibility to continue where they left off

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i unironically think hes in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Master Chief would be awesome.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh would jion the battle and wouldn't afraid of anything.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jounalism is dangerous and jounalists should be killed regularly.

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Snoy trying to make Aloy a thing? She will never be anything other than Nicocado clone.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This blud thinks he will get his way when Sakurai calls the shots

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legit the most forced charater. Remember when both of the game releaed and bombed compared to other open world games? Or how painfully generic it is?

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt the character referred to by Sony as a placeholder for better characters is the best choice for a cross over of iconic characters.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is coming
    >it's not even a confirmation, just a wishful statement

    Even if Sony reps were on the table, Sakurai would probably pick someone more based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didnt he consider horizon 1 a masterpiece

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, non Nintendo characters have to be legends. Your literally who OC can't be in Smash.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like these games for the robot dinosaurs.
    Alloy has essentially nothing to do with the appeal of the series though, she's just an incidental avatar for exploring the world. So seeing her get pushed so hard is crazy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But 80% of the game is fighting generic shit AI bandits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HFW was their attempt to make Aloy a star, basically. But they turned her into a whiny, annoying, arrogant, holier-than-thou schizo, then when it fell flat, they made her a lesbian in the DLC.

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made this thread yesterday and it couldn’t even get up to 50 replies lmao

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lara Croft (Classic)

    The true icon of the PS1 era.

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aloy will never be a thing like Samus or that Tomb Raider chick. The only reason she has a hint of popularity, is because whoever the guy is that bankrolls this advertising, wants to frick Nicado Avacado.

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep pushing this series so hard? Its not popular. People dont care about it that much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot link

      Not even half a million views in a week.

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >almost every 3rd party character is a shillpick
    Yeesh, if the Horizon devs' pockets are deep enough then they genuinely can put Aloy into smash.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this explains why that lego horizon game is on switch, they are trying to force her into smash and characters can't get in unless they've appeared on a nintendo console
    they just keep pushing this character, it's obvious how artificial it is, no one actually gives a shit about her (besides hulst), even people who seem to like the horizon games do not give a shit about aloy

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >n...n...notice me senpai
    Sony is really pathetic.

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theres only one character worthy to be in SSB and its Toro Inoue.
    >has actual history with PlayStation
    >his own peripherals
    >his own games
    >the official mascot of PS Japan
    >drunk and belligerent
    Other then Astrobot idk who else can fill all of PlayStation but Toro or Astro

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God it’s so irritating how hard they push aloy. No one likes her, no one likes her games, she is not a video game icon. Lara Croft should be in smash before aloy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a funny running joke though

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If we're going with a "Sony" rep, then Alloy would be the most forced decision ever.
    I'd see Jak, Crash, Spyro, Lara Croft, or anyone like that be put in. Frick, Snake, Cloud and Sephiroth are in the game, that's basically Sony enough.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Frick, Snake, Cloud and Sephiroth are in the game, that's basically Sony enough.

      No, anon. That's not how it works.
      And Crash stopped being Sony's back in the days of GameCube.

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Guerrilla Games lead producer says
    yeah no shit. I am sure plenty of game producers would like to have their main character in smash bros.

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just about any lead dev/company would want their game character in Smash. It's a sign that the game franchise really made the big leagues in many people's eyes.
    The difference is that Aloy and Horizon as a whole feels like a video game version of an industry plant. Like the games are alright, but there's nothing spectacular about them. They didn't break new ground. Narratively they're run of the mill. Aloy isn't an interesting character in her own right. It's just kinda there.
    It doesn't have the ultra-violence appeal God of War did, or the credit of being one of the first adventure platformers that Tomb Raider has, or the appealing scrimblo mascot that Spyro and Crash has. It's just...kinda there.

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is almost as pathetic as the tinybuild guys begging for game theory videos

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive never seen a more forced character in video game history.

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slim bertha is hideous, eat shit.

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